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Anaconda, Arguing, and Fucking: Incredibles 2's Elastigirl deserves a better husband than Bob Gizmodo 19 hours ago <p><a href="http://thicc-waifu.tumblr.com/post/175326281554/smoldepressedfrenchfry" class="tumblr_blog">thicc-waifu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://smoldepressedfrenchfry.tumblr.com/post/175052415619/thespectacularspider-girl-hokuto-ju-no-ken" class="tumblr_blog">smoldepressedfrenchfry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/175051231924/hokuto-ju-no-ken-abdullahqutbedden-daily" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hokuto-ju-no-ken.tumblr.com/post/175048198344/abdullahqutbedden-daily-reminder-that-gizmodo-is" class="tumblr_blog">hokuto-ju-no-ken</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://abdullahqutbedden.tumblr.com/post/175044418250/daily-reminder-that-gizmodo-is-a-piece-of-shit" class="tumblr_blog">abdullahqutbedden</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything. <br/></p></blockquote> <p><b>Gizmodo author, through gnashing teeth and tears</b>: I’d treat her right…</p> </blockquote> <p>Look, we’re all hot for Helen but you don’t fucking disrespect Bob like this.</p> </blockquote> <p>Bob is one of the best dads and husbands in media today and I will fight anyone who says otherwise</p> </blockquote> <h2><b>this is a pro-bob blog. idiot anti-bobs dont interact.</b></h2> </blockquote><p>I freaking knew this would happen since Bob wasn’t 100% head over heels with joy that Helen had was chosen for a job and he had to stay at home with the kids. God forbid a movie ever show realistic struggles and frustrations within relationships amirite? And one could argue Helen was also in the wrong for doubting that her husband could take care of the kids without her but women can’t ever do anything wrong so let’s just ignore that part.</p>
Anaconda, Arguing, and Fucking: Incredibles 2's
 Elastigirl deserves
 a better husband
 than Bob
 Gizmodo
 19 hours ago
<p><a href="http://thicc-waifu.tumblr.com/post/175326281554/smoldepressedfrenchfry" class="tumblr_blog">thicc-waifu</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://smoldepressedfrenchfry.tumblr.com/post/175052415619/thespectacularspider-girl-hokuto-ju-no-ken" class="tumblr_blog">smoldepressedfrenchfry</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/175051231924/hokuto-ju-no-ken-abdullahqutbedden-daily" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://hokuto-ju-no-ken.tumblr.com/post/175048198344/abdullahqutbedden-daily-reminder-that-gizmodo-is" class="tumblr_blog">hokuto-ju-no-ken</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://abdullahqutbedden.tumblr.com/post/175044418250/daily-reminder-that-gizmodo-is-a-piece-of-shit" class="tumblr_blog">abdullahqutbedden</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything. <br/></p></blockquote>
<p><b>Gizmodo author, through gnashing teeth and tears</b>: I’d treat her right…</p>
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<p>Look, we’re all hot for Helen but you don’t fucking disrespect Bob like this.</p>
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<p>Bob is one of the best dads and husbands in media today and I will fight anyone who says otherwise</p>
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<h2><b>this is a pro-bob blog. idiot anti-bobs dont interact.</b></h2>
</blockquote><p>I freaking knew this would happen since Bob wasn’t 100% head over heels with joy that Helen had was chosen for a job and he had to stay at home with the kids. God forbid a movie ever show realistic struggles and frustrations within relationships amirite? And one could argue Helen was also in the wrong for doubting that her husband could take care of the kids without her but women can’t ever do anything wrong so let’s just ignore that part.</p>

<p><a href="http://thicc-waifu.tumblr.com/post/175326281554/smoldepressedfrenchfry" class="tumblr_blog">thicc-waifu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p...

Bodies , Fam, and Head: <p><a href="https://senil888.tumblr.com/post/174312130933/secrets-from-the-closet-libertarirynn-if-you" class="tumblr_blog">senil888</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://secrets-from-the-closet.tumblr.com/post/174312012897/libertarirynn-if-you-think-hes-the-one-wearing" class="tumblr_blog">secrets-from-the-closet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174309827509/if-you-think-hes-the-one-wearing-the-heels-you" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>If you think he’s the one wearing the heels, you looked at it wrong.</p></blockquote> <p>Ok but what kind of long-necked monster is that?? Like it’s not proportional,,,, his body too small for that head</p> </blockquote> <p>Like it’s clearly the guy wearing heels, the way the lines of their bodies work doesn’t allow for anything else.</p> <p>let 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 heels 👏 if 👏 they 👏want 👏 to 👏👏👏</p> </blockquote><p>Literally has nothing to do with whether or not men should wear heels? It’s just not what’s happening in the picture. If you look closely you can see his head is way too far to the right for that to really be his body. It’s a girl leaning over a guy’s shoulders and neck and the way her head is it’s blocking part of his shoulder and making it look like his head is on her body.</p><p>It ain’t that deep fam.</p>
Bodies , Fam, and Head: <p><a href="https://senil888.tumblr.com/post/174312130933/secrets-from-the-closet-libertarirynn-if-you" class="tumblr_blog">senil888</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://secrets-from-the-closet.tumblr.com/post/174312012897/libertarirynn-if-you-think-hes-the-one-wearing" class="tumblr_blog">secrets-from-the-closet</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/174309827509/if-you-think-hes-the-one-wearing-the-heels-you" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>If you think he’s the one wearing the heels, you looked at it wrong.</p></blockquote>

<p>Ok but what kind of long-necked monster is that?? Like it’s not proportional,,,, his body too small for that head</p>
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<p>Like it’s clearly the guy wearing heels, the way the lines of their bodies work doesn’t allow for anything else.</p>
<p>let 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 heels 👏 if 👏 they 👏want 👏 to 👏👏👏</p>
</blockquote><p>Literally has nothing to do with whether or not men should wear heels? It’s just not what’s happening in the picture. If you look closely you can see his head is way too far to the right for that to really be his body. It’s a girl leaning over a guy’s shoulders and neck and the way her head is it’s blocking part of his shoulder and making it look like his head is on her body.</p><p>It ain’t that deep fam.</p>

<p><a href="https://senil888.tumblr.com/post/174312130933/secrets-from-the-closet-libertarirynn-if-you" class="tumblr_blog">senil888</a>:</p...

Children, Girls, and Lol: if she's too young too " be wearing that. she's too young for you to be noniche sexualising her 0 <p><a href="https://imonlyadumpling.tumblr.com/post/172545398275/nyc-conservative-snadocactus-or-maybe-shes" class="tumblr_blog">imonlyadumpling</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://nyc-conservative.tumblr.com/post/172533295622/snadocactus-or-maybe-shes-too-young-to-wear-that" class="tumblr_blog">nyc-conservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://snadocactus.tumblr.com/post/172499680218/or-maybe-shes-too-young-to-wear-that-because" class="tumblr_blog">snadocactus</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Or maybe she’s too young to wear that because pedos exist and they shouldn’t be wearing something to attract them</p></blockquote> <p>Yeah honestly. You have to admit that if you saw a six year old in a crop top, tight shorts, and heels, you’d think it was inappropriate. And rightfully so. </p><p>Feminists have the most illogical arguments. </p></blockquote> <p>I’m gonna have to disagree with this lol. I used to wear long baggy shit just without a scarf and was still told to cover around men who were invited over. Didn’t stop one demon. Don’t sexualise children at all ever.</p><p>Also no ones making kids wear heels and tight shorts, I think that’s a bit of a stretch</p></blockquote> <p>Literally have you ever seen girl modern dance or cheer groups? Pageant kids? I envy the sheltered world you’ve lived in if you’ve never seen little girls very intentionally put in sexualized clothing.</p>
Children, Girls, and Lol: if she's too young too
 " be wearing that.
 she's too young
 for you to be
 noniche
 sexualising
 her
 0
<p><a href="https://imonlyadumpling.tumblr.com/post/172545398275/nyc-conservative-snadocactus-or-maybe-shes" class="tumblr_blog">imonlyadumpling</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://nyc-conservative.tumblr.com/post/172533295622/snadocactus-or-maybe-shes-too-young-to-wear-that" class="tumblr_blog">nyc-conservative</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://snadocactus.tumblr.com/post/172499680218/or-maybe-shes-too-young-to-wear-that-because" class="tumblr_blog">snadocactus</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Or maybe she’s too young to wear that because pedos exist and they shouldn’t be wearing something to attract them</p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah honestly. You have to admit that if you saw a six year old in a crop top, tight shorts, and heels, you’d think it was inappropriate. And rightfully so. </p><p>Feminists have the most illogical arguments. </p></blockquote>

<p>I’m gonna have to disagree with this lol. I used to wear long baggy shit just without a scarf and was still told to cover around men who were invited over. Didn’t stop one demon. Don’t sexualise children at all ever.</p><p>Also no ones making kids wear heels and tight shorts, I think that’s a bit of a stretch</p></blockquote>

<p>Literally have you ever seen girl modern dance or cheer groups? Pageant kids? I envy the sheltered world you’ve lived in if you’ve never seen little girls very intentionally put in sexualized clothing.</p>

<p><a href="https://imonlyadumpling.tumblr.com/post/172545398275/nyc-conservative-snadocactus-or-maybe-shes" class="tumblr_blog">imonlyadump...

Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts @DrSmashlove Reddit u/thecasquatch Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂
Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never
 knew something so cute could have
 such horrendous farts
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/thecasquatch
Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂

Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair....

Donald Trump, Family, and Marriage: Like Father, Like Son: Donald Trump Jr. Reportedly Had An Affair With Aubrey O'Day While His Wife Was Pregnant @balleralert Like Father, Like Son: Donald Trump Jr. Reportedly Had An Affair With Aubrey O’Day While His Wife Was Pregnant - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Extramarital affairs and divorce must run in the Trump family, as new reports reveal Donald Trump Jr. had been fooling around with someone other than his longtime wife, Vanessa. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back when Jr. was the “adviser” on his father’s popular NBC show, the eldest of the Trump bunch fell for Danity Kane star, AubreyODay. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At the time, Aubrey was a contestant on “The Celebrity Apprentice,” and Jr. had “pursued her. It was him who chased her,” a source told Page Six. “He told her his marriage was already in the process of dissolving. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ By then, Jr. and his wife had already been together for about six years and were expecting their third child together. However, according to Page Six, the two were going nowhere fast in their already rocky relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I think his marriage to Vanessa was over long before Aubrey came along,” the source claimed, meanwhile another source claimed “that was the start of the downfall [of their marriage]. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The news of Jr.’s relations with Aubrey comes on the heels of Vanessa’s divorce filing. Several sources say their split was a long time coming, but it remains unclear what exactly tipped her over the edge.
Donald Trump, Family, and Marriage: Like Father, Like Son: Donald Trump Jr.
 Reportedly Had An Affair With Aubrey
 O'Day While His Wife Was Pregnant
 @balleralert
Like Father, Like Son: Donald Trump Jr. Reportedly Had An Affair With Aubrey O’Day While His Wife Was Pregnant - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Extramarital affairs and divorce must run in the Trump family, as new reports reveal Donald Trump Jr. had been fooling around with someone other than his longtime wife, Vanessa. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back when Jr. was the “adviser” on his father’s popular NBC show, the eldest of the Trump bunch fell for Danity Kane star, AubreyODay. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At the time, Aubrey was a contestant on “The Celebrity Apprentice,” and Jr. had “pursued her. It was him who chased her,” a source told Page Six. “He told her his marriage was already in the process of dissolving. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ By then, Jr. and his wife had already been together for about six years and were expecting their third child together. However, according to Page Six, the two were going nowhere fast in their already rocky relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I think his marriage to Vanessa was over long before Aubrey came along,” the source claimed, meanwhile another source claimed “that was the start of the downfall [of their marriage]. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The news of Jr.’s relations with Aubrey comes on the heels of Vanessa’s divorce filing. Several sources say their split was a long time coming, but it remains unclear what exactly tipped her over the edge.

Like Father, Like Son: Donald Trump Jr. Reportedly Had An Affair With Aubrey O’Day While His Wife Was Pregnant - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

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