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Heartfeltly: IG: CONSCIOUSVIBRANCY Periodic fasting can help clear up the mind and strengthen the body and the spirit Fasting can help you to renew your body and your mind and to deepen your awareness of the spirit within you. On a physical level, as your body gets rid of toxins and has the opportunity to renew and recharge itself, many even seemingly incurable health problems will simply dissolve. Dr. Oda Birchinger who supervised over 70,000 fasts, pointed out that fasting can heal and help rheumatism in the joints and muscles, circulatory problems, skin diseases, allergies, respiratory problems, eye problems, to name just a few. Dr. Tanner who fasted for 53 days when he was 77 years old discovered among other things that his thin, grey hair was replaced with new black hair, the same color he had as a young man. On a mental level, fasting will help you to get rid of worries, fears and anxieties. It will also help you to get rid of all sorts of addictions. On a spiritual level, not only will your awareness of the spirit within you deepen, but as different energy centers open and balance, different powers will begin to emerge spontaneously from within you. The difference between dieting and spiritual fasting is that while you are engaged in spiritual fasting, and are abstaining from food, you are focusing your thoughts on that which is eternal within you. By directing your attention to that which is eternal within you, through meditation, chanting, heartfelt prayer or by repeating spiritual affirmations throughout the day, you will discover that you can go for a long time without food and still not feel hungry, because you will be absorbing the energy directly through breathing and through the energy center on top of your head. โš ๏ธNote: If you are interested in fasting, please do your fair share of research prior to engaging in the practice! I've been fasting for many years. I intermittent fast daily and I have reaped an endless amount of benefits from it on all levels of my being. But it is not something to blindly engage in, so please approach this practice with respect and educate yourself thoroughly before attempting to engage in something you are unfamiliar with. Consciousvibrancy
Heartfeltly: IG: CONSCIOUSVIBRANCY
 Periodic fasting can help clear up the mind
 and strengthen the body and the spirit
Fasting can help you to renew your body and your mind and to deepen your awareness of the spirit within you. On a physical level, as your body gets rid of toxins and has the opportunity to renew and recharge itself, many even seemingly incurable health problems will simply dissolve. Dr. Oda Birchinger who supervised over 70,000 fasts, pointed out that fasting can heal and help rheumatism in the joints and muscles, circulatory problems, skin diseases, allergies, respiratory problems, eye problems, to name just a few. Dr. Tanner who fasted for 53 days when he was 77 years old discovered among other things that his thin, grey hair was replaced with new black hair, the same color he had as a young man. On a mental level, fasting will help you to get rid of worries, fears and anxieties. It will also help you to get rid of all sorts of addictions. On a spiritual level, not only will your awareness of the spirit within you deepen, but as different energy centers open and balance, different powers will begin to emerge spontaneously from within you. The difference between dieting and spiritual fasting is that while you are engaged in spiritual fasting, and are abstaining from food, you are focusing your thoughts on that which is eternal within you. By directing your attention to that which is eternal within you, through meditation, chanting, heartfelt prayer or by repeating spiritual affirmations throughout the day, you will discover that you can go for a long time without food and still not feel hungry, because you will be absorbing the energy directly through breathing and through the energy center on top of your head. โš ๏ธNote: If you are interested in fasting, please do your fair share of research prior to engaging in the practice! I've been fasting for many years. I intermittent fast daily and I have reaped an endless amount of benefits from it on all levels of my being. But it is not something to blindly engage in, so please approach this practice with respect and educate yourself thoroughly before attempting to engage in something you are unfamiliar with. Consciousvibrancy

Fasting can help you to renew your body and your mind and to deepen your awareness of the spirit within you. On a physical level, as your...

Heartfeltly: there's so much diversity in this new kids movie "Storks". this makes me so happy ๐ŸŒŒTo Louise - Louise, you are a beautiful and amaZING person. You are always there for me if I need to rant and you are one of the most selfless and generous and caring people I know (even though you get a bit crazy around fire and you know... arson). You give the most heartfelt hugs and I never ever dislike being around you because of your general fantastic aura of happiness and calmness. Gee, I can't remember when I first met you! It's like I've always had you around as a friend. I know you're facing a few troubles with body positivity and family issues at the moment so I really hope that they both clear up very soon. And you're always free to talk to me whenever you want about anything. I love you loadssss ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ‰ To Jake and Sharmi - two of my favourite internet friends in the whole world!!! You guys never ever fail to make me smile. You're both kind and brilliant people, and I always look forward to replying to your messages and speaking to you. I really hope to see you soon - hopefully in August although I understand that there are a few complications standing in the way and I don't mean to intrude or anything - because you two are just so fabulously amazing!! I am so happy to call you guys my friends :,) I love you two so muchhhhh ๐ŸŒนTo Josh - I've already written an enormous rant to you tonight so I won't bother you with another one - at least not one which took a few minutes to send. You are a great human being, and your actions are made with amazing intentions. I know you don't feel 100% happy with yourself and I'm sorry that I can't show you the brilliant person I see you as, but I am immensely proud that I can call you my friend and I get to talk to you practically daily. You're kind and smart and funny and an all-round incredible guy. I reeeeaaaally want to go and see you but I know that'd most likely not happen for a very long while :( I love you to the moon -Chance ๐Ÿฆ‹
Heartfeltly: there's so much diversity in this new
 kids movie "Storks". this makes me so
 happy
๐ŸŒŒTo Louise - Louise, you are a beautiful and amaZING person. You are always there for me if I need to rant and you are one of the most selfless and generous and caring people I know (even though you get a bit crazy around fire and you know... arson). You give the most heartfelt hugs and I never ever dislike being around you because of your general fantastic aura of happiness and calmness. Gee, I can't remember when I first met you! It's like I've always had you around as a friend. I know you're facing a few troubles with body positivity and family issues at the moment so I really hope that they both clear up very soon. And you're always free to talk to me whenever you want about anything. I love you loadssss ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ‰ To Jake and Sharmi - two of my favourite internet friends in the whole world!!! You guys never ever fail to make me smile. You're both kind and brilliant people, and I always look forward to replying to your messages and speaking to you. I really hope to see you soon - hopefully in August although I understand that there are a few complications standing in the way and I don't mean to intrude or anything - because you two are just so fabulously amazing!! I am so happy to call you guys my friends :,) I love you two so muchhhhh ๐ŸŒนTo Josh - I've already written an enormous rant to you tonight so I won't bother you with another one - at least not one which took a few minutes to send. You are a great human being, and your actions are made with amazing intentions. I know you don't feel 100% happy with yourself and I'm sorry that I can't show you the brilliant person I see you as, but I am immensely proud that I can call you my friend and I get to talk to you practically daily. You're kind and smart and funny and an all-round incredible guy. I reeeeaaaally want to go and see you but I know that'd most likely not happen for a very long while :( I love you to the moon -Chance ๐Ÿฆ‹

๐ŸŒŒTo Louise - Louise, you are a beautiful and amaZING person. You are always there for me if I need to rant and you are one of the most se...

Heartfeltly: You can tell which one will be a good guard dog Dr Smash love Now on this past Mother's Day, I encouraged y'all to call your mama, even if y'all been thru some tough times. I got a very heartfelt message from a follower advising me that some people have been thru deeply traumatic experiences involving their mama and she questioned whether this "one size fits all" advice was appropriate in such situations. As always when I get messages from y'all, I learned that day. And so on Father's Day, I'd like to clarify my message - only u know whether what u and your papa have been thru makes a relationship with him possible. If such a relationship is something u feel is capable of bearing fruit, reach out to the old man and show him some love even tho he done fucked up in the past - and believe me - if God gave men any special powers - it's the special power to especially fuck things up beyond repair thru selfishness, greed or sheer cluelessness (or all of the above). If u can be stronger - if u can forgive, like God forgives - send that man a little love. If it's not possible, spend a little bit of Father's Day saying a prayer for him. Not a long one, just maybe a short one asking God to guide him and help him fix his demons. And who knows. Maybe that prayer will be answered and by next Father's Day he will have proven himself worthy of your love. Ya get me! Bless up โค๏ธ
Heartfeltly: You can tell which one will be a good
 guard dog
 Dr Smash love
Now on this past Mother's Day, I encouraged y'all to call your mama, even if y'all been thru some tough times. I got a very heartfelt message from a follower advising me that some people have been thru deeply traumatic experiences involving their mama and she questioned whether this "one size fits all" advice was appropriate in such situations. As always when I get messages from y'all, I learned that day. And so on Father's Day, I'd like to clarify my message - only u know whether what u and your papa have been thru makes a relationship with him possible. If such a relationship is something u feel is capable of bearing fruit, reach out to the old man and show him some love even tho he done fucked up in the past - and believe me - if God gave men any special powers - it's the special power to especially fuck things up beyond repair thru selfishness, greed or sheer cluelessness (or all of the above). If u can be stronger - if u can forgive, like God forgives - send that man a little love. If it's not possible, spend a little bit of Father's Day saying a prayer for him. Not a long one, just maybe a short one asking God to guide him and help him fix his demons. And who knows. Maybe that prayer will be answered and by next Father's Day he will have proven himself worthy of your love. Ya get me! Bless up โค๏ธ

Now on this past Mother's Day, I encouraged y'all to call your mama, even if y'all been thru some tough times. I got a very heartfelt mes...

Heartfeltly: MA ATHER NS TMZ. ZO NA VIEW Rob Dyrdek gives a heartfelt message on the passing of longtime friend, Christopher 'Big Black' Boykin. RIP
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Rob Dyrdek gives a heartfelt message on the passing of longtime friend, Christopher 'Big Black' Boykin. RIP

Rob Dyrdek gives a heartfelt message on the passing of longtime friend, Christopher 'Big Black' Boykin. RIP

Heartfeltly: 14 YEARS MEMORIES FOREVER By Jason Witten Nearly 14 years ago to the day I arrived in Dallas. I was a new member of the Dallas Football Cowboys via the 69th pick in the 2003 NFL Draft was as green as any 20year old Tennessee boy could be, carrying the excitement of a little kid on Christmas Day. anxiously awaited the unique privilege given to me by Mr. Jerry Jones to participate in my first NFL mini-camp. This was an exciting time for I had dreamed about it my entire life. As my heart pounded, I got off the plane. grabbed my luggage and headed for the shuttle, eagerly waiting for the next morning to arrive and my journey as a Dallas Cowboy to begin! Little did I know, that in this short 5-mile ride, the most special relationship in my professional career was sitting next to me and about to begin. On the shuttle that day was a young bright-eyed QB from a small D1 AA school, undrafted, and this sort of Huck Finn way about him. There we were-just two kids on the bus, setting out to chase our dream The days following that now famous shuttle ride were not easy...mostly spent being on the receiving end of colorful language from legendary coach Bill P Truth be told, there were many days over the next 168 months of the relationship that were faced with extreme challenges from people inside and outside of our league. However, knowing what l know now, I must say that there is no one and I mean no one-l would have rather had next to me on this journey other than Tony Romo. After taking a few days to reflect and collect my thoughts,lthought it was fitting and felt a desire to share some thoughts about Tony and why will forever be grateful to A9 and his entire fami ly-Candice, Hawk and Rivers While history might remember 9 for the wins and losses, as a Houdini like playmaker, the epic 4th quarter comebacks, the lack of playoff wins, or the Brett Favre-esque no look passes, will always remember much more. No man can write his own history, and I tend to believe that over time the historians will remember Tony as one of the great signalcallers of his era. For me, I will remember that ultra-driven athlete who worked his tail off to learn how to perfect the proper throwing motion. The player who would stand at the chalk board tirelessly thinking through and dissecting how to block-up a brutal Jim Johnson blitz. A guy who would take command at the line of scrimmage with the authority of a S-star miitary general all while having the charisma of Joe Namath and the competitive fire of Michael Jordan. Tony would break down the nuances of a route tree as if he was the wide-out. Ultimately, he became a player that would set the highest standard for himself, because he knew it would create higher expectations for all of those around him. Players had to play better and coaches had to coach better. Most fondly, I will remember aman with a big heart, who loved to include others and took a great sense of pride in watching them enjoy the fruits of his labor. A man with an infectious personality and a contagious smile and wonderful sons-I know how proud they are proud of their pop It brings a smile to my face knowing that Tony wahave more time with his boys as they come of age. am certain their lives will be better for it, because, with 9 as your pilot, you feel as if you can conquer the world. I know I sure felt that way 9, I am forever grateful to have had you as my QB. Your God.given talent and ability has positively impacted not just my life, but my entire family. lam proud to call you my dear friend and brother for life. Thank you for always believing in me, and I wish you all the best in the next chapter-cheers!! Your Tight End. 82 realjasonwitten82 Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realjasonwitten82)
Heartfeltly: 14 YEARS MEMORIES FOREVER
 By Jason Witten
 Nearly 14 years ago to the day I arrived in Dallas. I was a new member of the Dallas Football Cowboys via the 69th pick in
 the 2003 NFL Draft
 was as green as any 20year old Tennessee
 boy could be, carrying the excitement
 of a little kid on
 Christmas Day. anxiously awaited the unique
 privilege given to me
 by Mr. Jerry Jones to participate in my first NFL
 mini-camp. This was an exciting time for I had dreamed about it my entire life.
 As my heart pounded, I got off the plane. grabbed my luggage and headed for the shuttle, eagerly waiting for the next
 morning to arrive and my journey as a Dallas Cowboy to begin!
 Little did I know, that in this short 5-mile ride, the most special relationship in my professional career was sitting next to me
 and about to begin. On the shuttle that day was a young bright-eyed QB from a small D1 AA school, undrafted, and this
 sort of Huck Finn way about him.
 There we were-just two kids on the bus, setting out to chase our dream
 The days following that now famous shuttle ride were not easy...mostly spent being on the receiving end of colorful
 language from
 legendary coach Bill P Truth be told, there were many days
 over the next 168 months of the relationship that
 were faced with extreme challenges from people inside and outside of our league. However, knowing what l know now,
 I
 must say that there is no one and I mean no one-l would have rather had next to me on this journey other than
 Tony Romo.
 After taking a few
 days to reflect and collect my thoughts,lthought it was fitting and felt a desire to share some
 thoughts
 about Tony and why will forever be grateful to A9 and his entire fami
 ly-Candice, Hawk and Rivers
 While history might remember 9 for the wins and losses, as a Houdini like playmaker, the epic 4th quarter comebacks, the
 lack of playoff wins, or the Brett Favre-esque no look passes, will always remember much more. No man can write his own
 history, and I tend to believe that over time the historians will remember Tony as one of the great signalcallers of his era.
 For me, I will remember that ultra-driven athlete who worked his tail off to learn how to perfect the proper throwing motion.
 The player who would stand at the chalk board tirelessly thinking through and dissecting how to block-up a brutal Jim
 Johnson blitz. A guy who would take command
 at the line of scrimmage with the authority of a S-star miitary general all
 while having the charisma of Joe Namath and the competitive fire of Michael Jordan. Tony would break down the nuances
 of a route tree as if he was the wide-out. Ultimately, he became a player that would set the highest standard for himself,
 because he knew it would create higher expectations for all of those around him. Players had to play better and coaches
 had to coach better.
 Most fondly, I will remember aman with a big heart, who loved to include others and took a great sense of pride in watching
 them enjoy the fruits of his labor. A man with an infectious personality and a contagious smile
 and wonderful sons-I know
 how proud they are proud of their pop
 It brings a smile to my face knowing that Tony wahave more time with his boys as they come of age. am certain their lives
 will be better for it, because, with 9 as your pilot, you feel as if you can conquer the world. I know I sure felt that way
 9, I am forever grateful to have had you as my QB. Your God.given talent and ability has positively impacted not just my
 life, but my entire family. lam proud to call you my dear friend and brother for life.
 Thank you for always believing in me, and I wish you all the best in the next chapter-cheers!!
 Your Tight End.
 82
 realjasonwitten82
Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realjasonwitten82)

Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realj...

Heartfeltly: when u find a dog at the party @DrSmashlove how s it goin d o w ere are Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's the mother goose of your squad, u know who the fuck yall are. U make the plan. Start the group chat. Keep the plan on track. Got all your friends' birthdays mapped so y'all can all go out for sushi at Sunda and split the tab except for the birthday girl and then go to the Hange Uppe for some drunk dancing so y'all can Snapchat the festivities until 2 am when Mandy the birthday girl is wearing the University of Wisconsin Badgers cap of a total stranger so u take a pic with the overtext "OMG MANDY IS SCHWASTY LOL" and then the next afternoon Mandy posts a heartfelt Facebook post about Samantha the mother goose who orchestrated another ameeeeezing birthday. Now what's crazy is that Mandy's sloppy ass gon get married before u, mother goose. And even Mandy won't believe it. She'll be at the wedding like "And to Samantha - the fucking BEST FRIEND EVER" (everyone applauds the best friend ever and nods in agreement) "I DON'T KNOW HOW MY ASS ENDED UP IN A WEDDING DRESS BUT YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT BABE WOOOO!!!!" Samantha - mother goose - I hate to tell u - u ain't next ๐Ÿ˜‚. U gon be last. As fuck. Because that's how the world works! Shit don't happen on your timeline, mother goose. Even tho u the most motherly, wifely woman in the squad, your time ain't come yet. Same way people don't get pregnant when they wanna get pregnant. Like they timing the ovulation and taking they temperature and having intense pregnancy sex every other day and fly to Italy to get all romantic and they like "let's do this, baby! let's make a baby!" And they try for years. But Julio pounding Consuela in the back of a 2003 Lincoln Town Car limo whilst wearing a tuxedo with black Jordan's? Oh they gon have twins in nine months. Marco and Adriano. And they gon be wearing matching baby Jordan's. Because the blessings come down when u ain't expecting. U feel me? There there, mother goose. Your Prince Charming is on the way, jus wait on it! More life more blessings more twins more babies more success in 2017 ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Heartfeltly: when u find a dog at the party
 @DrSmashlove
 how s it goin
 d o w
 ere
 are
Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's the mother goose of your squad, u know who the fuck yall are. U make the plan. Start the group chat. Keep the plan on track. Got all your friends' birthdays mapped so y'all can all go out for sushi at Sunda and split the tab except for the birthday girl and then go to the Hange Uppe for some drunk dancing so y'all can Snapchat the festivities until 2 am when Mandy the birthday girl is wearing the University of Wisconsin Badgers cap of a total stranger so u take a pic with the overtext "OMG MANDY IS SCHWASTY LOL" and then the next afternoon Mandy posts a heartfelt Facebook post about Samantha the mother goose who orchestrated another ameeeeezing birthday. Now what's crazy is that Mandy's sloppy ass gon get married before u, mother goose. And even Mandy won't believe it. She'll be at the wedding like "And to Samantha - the fucking BEST FRIEND EVER" (everyone applauds the best friend ever and nods in agreement) "I DON'T KNOW HOW MY ASS ENDED UP IN A WEDDING DRESS BUT YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT BABE WOOOO!!!!" Samantha - mother goose - I hate to tell u - u ain't next ๐Ÿ˜‚. U gon be last. As fuck. Because that's how the world works! Shit don't happen on your timeline, mother goose. Even tho u the most motherly, wifely woman in the squad, your time ain't come yet. Same way people don't get pregnant when they wanna get pregnant. Like they timing the ovulation and taking they temperature and having intense pregnancy sex every other day and fly to Italy to get all romantic and they like "let's do this, baby! let's make a baby!" And they try for years. But Julio pounding Consuela in the back of a 2003 Lincoln Town Car limo whilst wearing a tuxedo with black Jordan's? Oh they gon have twins in nine months. Marco and Adriano. And they gon be wearing matching baby Jordan's. Because the blessings come down when u ain't expecting. U feel me? There there, mother goose. Your Prince Charming is on the way, jus wait on it! More life more blessings more twins more babies more success in 2017 ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to u ladies that's the mother goose of your squad, u know who the fuck yall are. U make the plan. Start the group chat. Ke...

Heartfeltly: DON'T GIVE UP GREAT THINGS, TAKE TIME โ€œOne of the Salaf said: 'When I am afflicted with calamity, I praise Allah four times: I praise Allah for it not being worse than it is. I praise Allah for nourishing me with the ability to bear it patiently. I praise Him for granting me the accord to say: โ€˜To Allah we belong and to Him we return.โ€™ And I praise Him for not making the tribulation in my religion.' - Looking to relief through patience is an act of worship since tribulation never remains forever. Patiently bear every calamity, take heart, Know that harm never endures forever. Be patient, just as the nobles were patient: It is a fleeting event, here today, gone tomorrow.โ€ (Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyyah, Heartfelt Advice To A Friend) - โ€œAnas b. Malik reported that Allah's Messenger (๏ทบ) said that one amongst the inhabitants of Hell who had led a life of ease and plenty amongst the people of the world would be made to dip in Fire only once on the Day of Resurrection and then it would be said to him: - โ€˜O, son of Adam, did you find any comfort, did you happen to get any material blessing?' - He would say: 'By Allah, no, my Lord.' - And then that person from amongst the persons of the world be brought who had led the most miserable life (in the world) from amongst the inmates of Paradise. and he would be made to dip once in Paradise and it would be said to him: - 'O, son of Adam, did you face, any hardship? Or had any distress fallen to your lot?' - And he would say: 'By Allah, no, O my Lord, never did I face any hardship or experience any distress.โ€™โ€ (Muslim 2807)
Heartfeltly: DON'T GIVE UP
 GREAT THINGS, TAKE TIME
โ€œOne of the Salaf said: 'When I am afflicted with calamity, I praise Allah four times: I praise Allah for it not being worse than it is. I praise Allah for nourishing me with the ability to bear it patiently. I praise Him for granting me the accord to say: โ€˜To Allah we belong and to Him we return.โ€™ And I praise Him for not making the tribulation in my religion.' - Looking to relief through patience is an act of worship since tribulation never remains forever. Patiently bear every calamity, take heart, Know that harm never endures forever. Be patient, just as the nobles were patient: It is a fleeting event, here today, gone tomorrow.โ€ (Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyyah, Heartfelt Advice To A Friend) - โ€œAnas b. Malik reported that Allah's Messenger (๏ทบ) said that one amongst the inhabitants of Hell who had led a life of ease and plenty amongst the people of the world would be made to dip in Fire only once on the Day of Resurrection and then it would be said to him: - โ€˜O, son of Adam, did you find any comfort, did you happen to get any material blessing?' - He would say: 'By Allah, no, my Lord.' - And then that person from amongst the persons of the world be brought who had led the most miserable life (in the world) from amongst the inmates of Paradise. and he would be made to dip once in Paradise and it would be said to him: - 'O, son of Adam, did you face, any hardship? Or had any distress fallen to your lot?' - And he would say: 'By Allah, no, O my Lord, never did I face any hardship or experience any distress.โ€™โ€ (Muslim 2807)

โ€œOne of the Salaf said: 'When I am afflicted with calamity, I praise Allah four times: I praise Allah for it not being worse than it is....

Heartfeltly: confused by snow @Drsmashlove Message from my lil homegirl this morning: "I have a question and it's a real ponderance and you seem to know a lot about these things but here goes: Why do guys think I'm more attractive when I'm angry but turn around and tell me to smile more?" Ok here go my thoughts: (1) Men are fvcked up creatures - we think women are sexy when they're angry, sad, pissed off, serious, crying, etc. Resting bitch face is usually sexy on beautiful girls. As I said here before, I find these faces so hot that I will be an asshole just to elicit these faces from a girl (and, if I'm lucky, punches, slaps, attempted headlocks, and possibly a tearful strangulation where I have to beg for my life - the crazier the better - flash my life before my eyes mama - my body is ready ๐Ÿ˜). (2) That said, men want to be around girls who are fun, free-spirited, and irreverent. Like a serious face is sexy but if a girl is serious all the time it's not chill. Men like to be around women who are chill. Like u gotta be able to roll a joint or pack a bowl and then say some hilarious shit to set the mood. Actually the best of both worlds is dry ass humor where u say shit that make me fall over laughing but in a deadpan, deadass manner. Like I went out with this girl Bruh she said "I once went home with a guy and after we hooked up he sat up in bed, took out his laptop, and said 'I missed one of Trump's speeches today, I'm gonna watch it real quick.' I have never regretted hooking up with someone more in my entire life." No smiles. She said that shit with heartfelt regret. I COLLAPSED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BRUH I DIED ๐Ÿ˜‚. To this day I laugh about that shit. So there u go. Keep a sexy bitch face on u and say hilarious shit and u will be bae AF. Ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Heartfeltly: confused by snow
 @Drsmashlove
Message from my lil homegirl this morning: "I have a question and it's a real ponderance and you seem to know a lot about these things but here goes: Why do guys think I'm more attractive when I'm angry but turn around and tell me to smile more?" Ok here go my thoughts: (1) Men are fvcked up creatures - we think women are sexy when they're angry, sad, pissed off, serious, crying, etc. Resting bitch face is usually sexy on beautiful girls. As I said here before, I find these faces so hot that I will be an asshole just to elicit these faces from a girl (and, if I'm lucky, punches, slaps, attempted headlocks, and possibly a tearful strangulation where I have to beg for my life - the crazier the better - flash my life before my eyes mama - my body is ready ๐Ÿ˜). (2) That said, men want to be around girls who are fun, free-spirited, and irreverent. Like a serious face is sexy but if a girl is serious all the time it's not chill. Men like to be around women who are chill. Like u gotta be able to roll a joint or pack a bowl and then say some hilarious shit to set the mood. Actually the best of both worlds is dry ass humor where u say shit that make me fall over laughing but in a deadpan, deadass manner. Like I went out with this girl Bruh she said "I once went home with a guy and after we hooked up he sat up in bed, took out his laptop, and said 'I missed one of Trump's speeches today, I'm gonna watch it real quick.' I have never regretted hooking up with someone more in my entire life." No smiles. She said that shit with heartfelt regret. I COLLAPSED LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BRUH I DIED ๐Ÿ˜‚. To this day I laugh about that shit. So there u go. Keep a sexy bitch face on u and say hilarious shit and u will be bae AF. Ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Message from my lil homegirl this morning: "I have a question and it's a real ponderance and you seem to know a lot about these things bu...