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Fucking, Head, and Life: "You know what's fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever I want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it."

Fucking, Head, and Life: "You know what's fucking scary? The fact that
I could literally change my life at any moment.
I could stop talking to everyone that makes me
unhappy. I could kiss whoever I want. I could
shave my head or get on a plane or take my
own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire
world is in my hands, and I have no idea what
to do with it."

Fucking, Head, and Life: "You know what's fucking scary? The fact that
I could literally change my life at any moment.
I could stop talking to everyone that makes me
unhappy. I could kiss whoever I want. I could
shave my head or get on a plane or take my
own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire
world is in my hands, and I have no idea what
to do with it."

Net, Can, and Think: All I can think about is your hands on my body https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Can, and Think: All I can think about is your hands on my body
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Can, and Think: All I can think about is your hands on my body
https://iglovequotes.net/

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Google, Computer, and Ahhh: Hands where can see them! Ahhh! ...What did I do computer?! @System32Comics You have logged in to Google With a different computer @System32Comics f WEB TOON Security Alert

Google, Computer, and Ahhh: Hands where can
see them!
Ahhh! ...What did
I do computer?!
@System32Comics
You have logged in
to Google
With a different
computer
@System32Comics
f
WEB
TOON
Security Alert

Google, Computer, and Ahhh: Hands where can
see them!
Ahhh! ...What did
I do computer?!
@System32Comics
You have logged in
to Google
With a different
computer
@System32Comics
f
WEB
TOON
Security Alert

Security Alert

Google, Computer, and Ahhh: Hands where can see them! Ahhh! ...What did I do computer?! @System32Comics You have logged in to Google With a different computer @System32Comics f WEB TOON Security Alert

Google, Computer, and Ahhh: Hands where can
see them!
Ahhh! ...What did
I do computer?!
@System32Comics
You have logged in
to Google
With a different
computer
@System32Comics
f
WEB
TOON
Security Alert

Google, Computer, and Ahhh: Hands where can
see them!
Ahhh! ...What did
I do computer?!
@System32Comics
You have logged in
to Google
With a different
computer
@System32Comics
f
WEB
TOON
Security Alert

Security Alert

Alive, Life, and Tumblr: A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands. I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though This post is my life. A moment of silence for all those times we drew people with really long side bangs to avoid drawing another eye ピー 206,120 notes epicjohndoe: Story Of My Life Right Here

Alive, Life, and Tumblr: A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with
arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.
I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive
though
This post is my life.
A moment of silence for all those times we drew people with really long side
bangs to avoid drawing another eye
ピー
206,120 notes
epicjohndoe:

Story Of My Life Right Here

Alive, Life, and Tumblr: A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with
arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.
I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive
though
This post is my life.
A moment of silence for all those times we drew people with really long side
bangs to avoid drawing another eye
ピー
206,120 notes
epicjohndoe:

Story Of My Life Right Here

epicjohndoe: Story Of My Life Right Here

Images, Just, and Whatever: WHATEVER JUST WASH YOUR HANDS Nonchalant Compilation of 26 Remarkable Images

Images, Just, and Whatever: WHATEVER
JUST WASH YOUR HANDS
Nonchalant Compilation of 26 Remarkable Images

Images, Just, and Whatever: WHATEVER
JUST WASH YOUR HANDS
Nonchalant Compilation of 26 Remarkable Images

Nonchalant Compilation of 26 Remarkable Images

God, Clippers, and Happy: WE GOT THE TESTS BACK,BUT, You'LL BE UNHAPPY To HEAR You'RE NOT ACTUALLY THE WEREWDLF. AND YOu'LL BE HAPPY To HEAR IT WASN'T A SILVER You'RE JUST VERY HAIRY он THANK GoD BULLET AND UNKEMPT You PooR, BUT DOC... MY HANDS AND FEET HAVE CLAWS! DISGUSTING YES, I AGREE. You SHOULD HAVE OWNED NAIL CLIPPERS MAN. Sillyburg-comics by n [OC] Sillyburg: Silver Bullet?

God, Clippers, and Happy: WE GOT THE TESTS BACK,BUT, You'LL BE UNHAPPY
To HEAR You'RE NOT
ACTUALLY THE WEREWDLF.
AND YOu'LL BE HAPPY To
HEAR IT WASN'T
A SILVER
You'RE JUST VERY HAIRY
он
THANK
GoD
BULLET
AND
UNKEMPT
You PooR,
BUT DOC... MY HANDS
AND FEET HAVE CLAWS!
DISGUSTING
YES, I AGREE. You SHOULD
HAVE OWNED NAIL
CLIPPERS
MAN.
Sillyburg-comics
by n
[OC] Sillyburg: Silver Bullet?

God, Clippers, and Happy: WE GOT THE TESTS BACK,BUT, You'LL BE UNHAPPY
To HEAR You'RE NOT
ACTUALLY THE WEREWDLF.
AND YOu'LL BE HAPPY To
HEAR IT WASN'T
A SILVER
You'RE JUST VERY HAIRY
он
THANK
GoD
BULLET
AND
UNKEMPT
You PooR,
BUT DOC... MY HANDS
AND FEET HAVE CLAWS!
DISGUSTING
YES, I AGREE. You SHOULD
HAVE OWNED NAIL
CLIPPERS
MAN.
Sillyburg-comics
by n
[OC] Sillyburg: Silver Bullet?

[OC] Sillyburg: Silver Bullet?

Alive, Food, and Police: Jerome Trammel @MrJerome Trammel 5h 28 year old Atatiana Koquice Jefferson shot & killed by police IN HER HOME! Police was called in the early AM because her door was open. White officer seen her shadow through the window, told her to put her hands up & in FOUR SECONDS shot her! #AtatianaJefferson #SayHerName t 402 9 298 Jerome Trammel Follow @MrJeromeTrammel an open door, even early in AM doesn't mean a burglary, a person could've: - forgot to close it - been expecting company - about to leave back out - needed both hands to carry an item - airing the house out, after burning food & more Atatiana Jefferson should be alive! Fort Worth police killed Atatiana Jefferson in her home in less than 3 seconds.

Alive, Food, and Police: Jerome Trammel @MrJerome Trammel 5h
28 year old Atatiana Koquice Jefferson shot & killed by police IN HER HOME!
Police was called in the early AM because her door was open.
White officer seen her shadow through the window, told her to put her hands up
& in FOUR SECONDS shot her! #AtatianaJefferson #SayHerName
t 402
9
298
Jerome Trammel
Follow
@MrJeromeTrammel
an open door, even early in AM doesn't
mean a burglary, a person could've:
- forgot to close it
- been expecting company
- about to leave back out
- needed both hands to carry an item
- airing the house out, after burning food
& more
Atatiana Jefferson should be alive!
Fort Worth police killed Atatiana Jefferson in her home in less than 3 seconds.

Alive, Food, and Police: Jerome Trammel @MrJerome Trammel 5h
28 year old Atatiana Koquice Jefferson shot & killed by police IN HER HOME!
Police was called in the early AM because her door was open.
White officer seen her shadow through the window, told her to put her hands up
& in FOUR SECONDS shot her! #AtatianaJefferson #SayHerName
t 402
9
298
Jerome Trammel
Follow
@MrJeromeTrammel
an open door, even early in AM doesn't
mean a burglary, a person could've:
- forgot to close it
- been expecting company
- about to leave back out
- needed both hands to carry an item
- airing the house out, after burning food
& more
Atatiana Jefferson should be alive!
Fort Worth police killed Atatiana Jefferson in her home in less than 3 seconds.

Fort Worth police killed Atatiana Jefferson in her home in less than 3 seconds.

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Twitter: Thread Hot Hands @SmoovKev Ayo, chemistry gotta be a lie cause ain't no way niggas was figuring this out in 1868 off the strength 14:07 10/10/2019 Twitter for iPhone 6,311 Retweets 20.4K Likes man science in general (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Twitter: Thread
Hot Hands
@SmoovKev
Ayo, chemistry gotta be a lie cause
ain't no way niggas was figuring this
out in 1868 off the strength
14:07 10/10/2019 Twitter for iPhone
6,311 Retweets 20.4K Likes
man science in general (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Blackpeopletwitter, Iphone, and Twitter: Thread
Hot Hands
@SmoovKev
Ayo, chemistry gotta be a lie cause
ain't no way niggas was figuring this
out in 1868 off the strength
14:07 10/10/2019 Twitter for iPhone
6,311 Retweets 20.4K Likes
man science in general (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

man science in general (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Meme, Tumblr, and Alien: This is not a meme l'm just reminding you that Bruce was ready to fight the alien-Cull Obsidian with his bare hands daily-meme: Bruce banner in the infinity war is all you need for a meme

Meme, Tumblr, and Alien: This is not a meme l'm just
reminding you that Bruce was ready
to fight the alien-Cull Obsidian with
his bare hands
daily-meme:

Bruce banner in the infinity war is all you need for a meme

Meme, Tumblr, and Alien: This is not a meme l'm just
reminding you that Bruce was ready
to fight the alien-Cull Obsidian with
his bare hands
daily-meme:

Bruce banner in the infinity war is all you need for a meme

daily-meme: Bruce banner in the infinity war is all you need for a meme

Gif, Lmao, and Good: 20:38 Misty Lmao Gldce Alrighty this is how it's gonna play out You give me a topic I turn it into a pickup line Hit me Subaru Go ahead amaze me Well simply put there's no real difference between you an a Subaru In the hands of the right person you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight THAT WAS GOOD IM INTERESTED Type a message Send GIF Adapt and overcome

Gif, Lmao, and Good: 20:38
Misty
Lmao
Gldce
Alrighty this is how it's gonna play out
You give me a topic
I turn it into a pickup line
Hit me
Subaru
Go ahead amaze me
Well simply put there's no real
difference between you an a Subaru
In the hands of the right person you
can be the loudest in the neighborhood
after midnight
THAT WAS GOOD
IM INTERESTED
Type a message
Send
GIF
Adapt and overcome

Gif, Lmao, and Good: 20:38
Misty
Lmao
Gldce
Alrighty this is how it's gonna play out
You give me a topic
I turn it into a pickup line
Hit me
Subaru
Go ahead amaze me
Well simply put there's no real
difference between you an a Subaru
In the hands of the right person you
can be the loudest in the neighborhood
after midnight
THAT WAS GOOD
IM INTERESTED
Type a message
Send
GIF
Adapt and overcome

Adapt and overcome

Voice, Doubt, and Fear: "Start now. Start where you are. Start with fear. Start with pain. Start with doubt. Start with hands shaking. Start with voice trembling but start. Start and don't stop. Start where you are, with what you have. Just...start."

Voice, Doubt, and Fear: "Start now. Start where you are. Start
with fear. Start with pain. Start with
doubt. Start with hands shaking. Start
with voice trembling but start. Start
and don't stop. Start where you are,
with what you have. Just...start."

Voice, Doubt, and Fear: "Start now. Start where you are. Start
with fear. Start with pain. Start with
doubt. Start with hands shaking. Start
with voice trembling but start. Start
and don't stop. Start where you are,
with what you have. Just...start."

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
I'm a professional.
I've got a motorcycle.
I'm about to be famous.
You're famous.
OI need to release tension.
OI need the validation.
DI need the dopamine rush
To commune with God.
To live ife to the fullest.
Dl lovehate you.
I love/hate myself.
OI hate everybody but you.
It's been a while.
It'l make me popular.
Iwant to make a baby.
My regular lover is out of town.
It's my New Year's resolution,
To change the subject.
To even the score.
As a personal favor.
Revirginization isn't working out
O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
You give me butterfies
OHabit
Because you're the real deal
Because I lack self-control.
Because you carried me home.
I'm on the rebound
Bow-chicka-wowwow.
a Sol can stop crying.
Because I lost my orgasm.
Because I'm uniquely flexible.
It's the end of the world.
The power is out.
aYou have tons of tollowers.
OI'm finally singlo.
We both lean left.
We both lean right.
To make me feel young
To escape reality.
O heard you were good.
OI'm that good.
Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
To dust off the cobwebs
To improve my rhythm.
You got dumped.
Oigot dumped.
D ike your shoes.
Oi can't sleep.
Oi got a new job.
To make bfe better
You alreacy know why
I'm avoiding antidepressants.
For spirituai transcendence.
'Cause you're my babes, babe
OI need some juicy gossip.
I'm trying out for a pom.
To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
Because I'm online.
The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
It's easier than facing our issues.
You clean up real nice.
You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
To manage stress.
Because 1 did the dishes
My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
To scratch my itch.
To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
WITH SUGAR ON TOP
PRETTY PLEASE
PLEASE
IWON'T BEG
YEAR
DAY
MONTH
SIGNATURE
"WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
SEX WITH YOU
HAVE
ORIGHT NOW
ALL THE TIME
TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
m freshly shaved.
Oljust got a Brazlian.
O To keep warm.
To stop fighting.
To bond emotionally
To feel closer to you.
Because quickies are cool
O My therapist suggested it
To act out a fantasy
Dljust lost ten pounds
Because you feed me.
Because I'm tke that
To break in the new mattress
Djust changed the sheets.
Tomorrow's taundry day
O To say goodbye.
To say I'm sory.
To say thank you
OI ran out of batteries
You complete me.
I want to get back together
'm ovulating.
OMy endorphins are firing.
To forget about my ex.
To help you forget your ex.
Afternoon delight
OI'm leaving the country.
O got draftod
#relationshipgoals
Simon says
Practice makes perfect.
To carry on the family name
Because wo both love cheese.
Because 1 started doing yoga.
I'm an artist.
I'ma rocker.
You care about grammar
OI have good genes.
You look good in jeans
It's written in the stars.
It's on my to-do list.
O I'm tired of swiping left.
m tired of swiping tight
Oi won't find anything better.
Ot'S winwin
Oi have a headache.
Ive heard it's fun.
I'm tipsy
aI'm bored
OYou're hot
You're smart
You've got big hands.
It would upset my mother.
OSomeone dared me.
DIcrave attention.
DI had a good day.
DI had a bad day,
Im horny.
3 You smell nice
Sin is in,
Celibacy is out.
O My roommate is out
Dl just learned a new technique.
DIneed to bum some calories.
O You're funny.
I'm stupid
It'd be my pleasure.
It'd be your pleasure.
Because I love you
It's raining.
It's Wednesday
Procrastination.
DI haven't showered yet.
DIjust showered.
O I'm naked
To celebrate.
To boost my self-esteem.
To boost my serotonin levels.
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OHabit
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a Sol can stop crying.
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To expand my horizons.
To take us to the next level.
Im out of chocolate.
We're stuck with each other
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The happy pills aren't working.
I'm tired of oral sex.
I'm tired of being a virgin.
Ol feel sorry for you.
I'm addicted.
You drive a nice car
To feel whole.
OI don't live here.
You don't live here
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You're a good dancer
You're rich
O I'm easy.
OYour skin is soft
O Your hair is soft.
Your package looks promising.
D There's nothing on TV
OThe kids are asleep.
OMy parents are out.
O My hand's getting tired.
OThird base is getting old.
The birds and the bees do it.
DI have a medical condition
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My vocal cords need exercise.
The sock is on the doorknob.
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday.
It's someone's birthday.
OYou're sexy AF
Because our therapist said so
DI have excellent stamina
Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
You look like you need it.
You're a good human.
Ive been Kegeling.
DI have ten minutes to kill
OWe're here and we're queer
To break in my new car.
O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
I'm polyamorous.
aI had a dream about you.
OMeditation makes me homy.
Dljust popped a Viagra.
Our bodies fit.
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To increase my resistance.
Oike your you-know-what.
You've got a big...brain.
OWe're human.
Why not?
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Dear Students,
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catastrophe occurred and my trailmix ended up all over
the floor and your notebooks. There may be particulates
of said trailmix left. If any of you has a severe peanut/
treenut allergy, please contact me so I know to
thoroughly decontaminate your notebook.
Sorry for the inconvenience,
P. S. If you feel like it, bring your epipen to class.
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High school teachers: your college
professors won't be nearly as laid back as I
am
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Oct 5 at 3:43 PM
Dear Students,
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catastrophe occurred and my trailmix ended up all over
the floor and your notebooks. There may be particulates
of said trailmix left. If any of you has a severe peanut/
treenut allergy, please contact me so I know to
thoroughly decontaminate your notebook.
Sorry for the inconvenience,
P. S. If you feel like it, bring your epipen to class.
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@pestosalads
Blind man and his armless best friend
planted over 10,000 trees in China
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I didn’t think I would see anything this amazing today.

I didn’t think I would see anything this amazing today.

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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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good boy.
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Gilb is the guy who’s hands are always icy cold

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good boy.
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Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

Bad, Cats, and Doctor: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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Beer, Memes, and Spiderman: Spiderman: I can shoot webs
outta my hands
Catman: hold my beer
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outta my hands
Catman: hold my beer
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Lol, News, and Sexy: VIOLENCE ON THE LEFT
TUCKER CARLSON tonight Tucker
FOX
NEWS
channel
Replies
X
Kodiak 1 month ago
Five guys could choke him simultaneously and
never touch hands lol
98
1
Sexy singles near you, but they are not interested.
Uber Humor
failnation:

The whole comment section is a neck joke gold mine

Lol, News, and Sexy: VIOLENCE ON THE LEFT
TUCKER CARLSON tonight Tucker
FOX
NEWS
channel
Replies
X
Kodiak 1 month ago
Five guys could choke him simultaneously and
never touch hands lol
98
1
Sexy singles near you, but they are not interested.
Uber Humor
failnation:

The whole comment section is a neck joke gold mine

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Microwave, You, and When You: When you grab the plate out of the microwave and it burns your hands

Microwave, You, and When You: When you grab the plate out of the
microwave and it burns your hands

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microwave and it burns your hands

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Catman: hold my beer
FELI
Special move: Cuteness overload

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outta my hands
Catman: hold my beer
FELI
Special move: Cuteness overload

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Bitch, Children, and Fall: arianod: rainbowbarnacle: alexander-lamington: gallusrostromegalus: jhaernyl: botanyshitposts: spirit-of-science: thebloggerbloggerfun: teafortrouble: eteo: fall-for-nothing: trickster-eridan: buttpilgrim: scientificperfection: kittiesinthemorning: I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟ it’s back Satan lemon every villain is lemons And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit. And now: The Weather. This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses? @botanyshitposts do you know about this? a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway. im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit. @gallusrostromegalus WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE! The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens. All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this: It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit. YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch. Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns. If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you. GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual. Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice! @motorizedduck relevant

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alexander-lamington:

gallusrostromegalus:

jhaernyl:

botanyshitposts:

spirit-of-science:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me
they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.

@gallusrostromegalus

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!

@motorizedduck

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I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

This kind of looks like a Buddha’s hand to me
they’re a type of Citron, a citrus closely related to lemons. I wonder if whatever causes that twistedness in Buddha’s hands is present but dormant/recessive in other citruses?

@botanyshitposts do you know about this?

a lot of people having been messaging me about this, and honestly i had no idea that Buddha’s hands existed and it totally seems likely to me??? like honestly that seems like a really plausible explanation, especially because when we look at the demon fruit, the twisty ‘arms’ are going off in all different directions when the only place i can see a twisty arm happening on a lemon is on the top. like if the fruit is developing from the original growth point into a body then why are the offshoots developing the opposite way, from a body into a twisty thing? when in a Buddha’s hand, it totally makes sense because the twisty things are growing outward anyway.
im no pomologist but the similarities in the growth patterns really do reflect in The Demon Fruit.

@gallusrostromegalus

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE!
The short version is that Citrus is a slutty, slutty genus of plants that can knock up pretty much any other member of the genus and uh… it’s mots recent relative as of 7 million years ago, becuase why not. Usually that makes for tasty children like tangerines and whatnot, but sometimes Weird Shit happens.
All modern citrus are descended from Mandrin oranges, Pumelos and Etrogs, the latter being closest to lemons and which looks like this:
It’s big and lumpy and mostly pith but also tasty as hell so Ye Ancient Malay Archipeligo Orchard Guy gets to breeding these for more tasty innards, presumable inventing lemonade in the process. YAMAOG also finds out that it’s REALLY easy to seriously mess with the overall appearence of the fruit of these very inbred etrogs, and starts breeding all kinds of nonsense, like Bhudda’s palms, Modern Lemons and Grapefruit.
YAMAOG also noticed that in addition to the occasional ugly inbred mule child, you can also get really strange looking fruit if the tree gets sick, is malnourished, if any part of the flower is damaged, or if the weather just sucks that year. In addition to being a Major Slut, Citrus is also a Fussy Bitch.
Looking at the Demon Fruit, my best guesses are
If you’ve had weird-shaped fruits off that tree before, you might have a very strange hybrid tree like the dachsund-pitbull one of my neighbors owns.
If it’s only the one fruit, and your tree is producing otherwise normal lemons, that particular flower or branch took some kind of damage or had a viral infection, which fucked up all the hormones and hence your lemon has gone all Ending-Of-Akira on you.
GOOD NEWS FOR BOTH SCENARIOS: unless the fruit looks like it’s actually rotting, it’s safe to eat! weird fruit shapes in lemons pretty much never makes them dangerous, just maybe a bit more tart than usual.
Enjoy a nice glass of demonfruit juice!

@motorizedduck

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material
ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
Copyrighted Material
seat igte 21
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Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material
ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
Copyrighted Material
seat igte 21
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material
ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder

when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material
only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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ALLIGATORS
How To WRESTLE FREE
FROM AN ALLIGATOR
If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put
downward pressure on its neck.
This will force its head and jaws down.
2 Cover the alligator's eyes.
This will usually make it more sedate.
5 feet
10 fet
15 feet
20 feet
3 Go for the eyes and nose.
If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist.
4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove
(a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.
Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly.
They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and
back off.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator.
How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT
NEAR AN ALLIGATOR
If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it
from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual
actions cause severe tissue damage.
Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does
not begin shaking.
Determine the size of the alligator.
Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less
than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the
alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite
6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small
can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet
should be considered deadly.
cut or bruise, to treat infection.
Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths
2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object.
The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator.
Try to determine if the alligator sees the object.
Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food.
4 Do not stand between the alligator and water.
If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water.
Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby
water
5 Make a loud noise.
To get an alligator to release sometbing it
bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout
Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar
ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not
move, however, you will have gained its attention.
6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover
the object.
The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its
An alligator more than nine feet
long is likely to be male, and males
tend to be more aggressive.
space.
Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory.
After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties,
run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise
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only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult
human.
will travel
Who Has the Most Bite?
ANIMAL
NUMBER OF TEETH
WARNING!
whale
Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are
commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the
Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina
red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the
sharpest teeth in the world)
You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water.
The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour
Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander
in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch.
Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their
young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any
youngster
lion
30: four canine, four carnassial,
the rest conical
human being
32
sloth bear
40
bear
42, including four canines and
12 incisors
Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some
animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators
are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack
without provocation.
saltwater crocodile
68 to 70
alligator
80 to 88
giant armadillo
up to 100
gavial (fish-eating
crocodile)
102
How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws
Approach the alligator from behind.
longspouted spinner up to 252
dolphin
2 Straddle the creature's back
Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the
alligator.
up to 3,000 in five rows (the
scariest mouth)
great white shark
3 Crawl your way up to the head.
10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike
structures called radulae)
snail
Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth.
Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape
over the eyes of the beast.
GClamp the jaws.
Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin-
gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators
5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth.
Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the
mouth is tightly closed
use to
open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to
hold the mouth shut with bare hands.
Z Take out your binding material.
Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand,
grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your
teeth
Wrap the tape
six times around
the snout
Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s
nout.
WARNING!
Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with
rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material
that can be fied and knotted.
Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open.
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
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A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
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Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material Sit on the floor in front of your dog. Place smaller dogs on your lap. How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe 2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand. Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz- zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other. 3 Raise the dog's nose. Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the jaw opens Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your dominant hand. Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw further. Use a stick to scrape out poop from beneath the tread of your shoe. 5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth. Close the mouth. Tilt up the chin. Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with swallowing. BGive the dog a treat. BE AWARE! Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow. Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill. Use your band to keep the dog's mouth closed after placing the pill in bis mouth. Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb. Dip shoe bottom into park fountain Page 27 Dry the dog. Emergency Rain Gear 7 Repeat washing, if necessary. This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48 hours before bathing a second time. Cut or tear holes in a plastic shopping bag for the dog's paws and head. Use a kitchen- or yard-sized bag for larger breeds. Carefully slip the bag over the dog's head, and ease the front and WARNING! Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can cause nausea and dizziness in humans. THANK YOU Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take HAVE A NICE DAY to deodorize it. back paws through the Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites holes. How To GIVE A DoG CPR Position the dog on her side. The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the dog is on a firm surface. 2 Kneel next to the dog. B Compress the chest. For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate every five compressions with one breath. For medium to large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than 100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath. How To GET RiD oF SKUNK ODOR ON YOUR Doc Keep the dog outside. 2 Flush the dog's eyes with water. 4 Check for a hearthbeat. 3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry. The compound used to remove skunk odor 4 ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin. After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found, continue with compressions. discolor fab- can 4 Prepare special odor-removing wash. Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf- ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need To give artificial respiration, tilt the dog's bead back, place hand around the muzzle, put your mouth over the nose, and breathe into the dog's more. 5 Apply mixture immediately. Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops, then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists. nose. K YO A NICE novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

Animals, Clothes, and Dogs: How TO GIVEA DoG A PIL opyrighted Material
Sit on the floor in front of your dog.
Place smaller dogs on your lap.
How to Clean Dog Poop Off a Shoe
2 Grasp the dog's head using your nondominant hand.
Be firm but not harsh. Place your hand on top of the muz-
zle, with your thumb on one side and fingers on the other.
3 Raise the dog's nose.
Squeeze firmly behind the canine or "eye" teeth until the
jaw opens
Place the pill between the thumb and forefinger of your
dominant hand.
Use the hand's other three fingers to open the lower jaw
further.
Use a stick to scrape out poop from
beneath the tread of your shoe.
5 Place the pill far back in the dog's mouth.
Close the mouth.
Tilt up the chin.
Keep the mouth closed and stroke the throat to help with
swallowing.
BGive the dog a treat.
BE AWARE!
Blowing on the nose may stimulate the dog to swallow.
Hiding the pill in peanut butter or some other treat the dog covets
is the easiest way to administer a pill However, some canines
become quite adept at eating the treat and leaving the pill.
Use your band to keep the
dog's mouth closed after
placing the pill in bis mouth.
Drag sneaker though grass or over edged curb.
Dip shoe bottom into park fountain
Page 27

Dry the dog.
Emergency Rain Gear
7 Repeat washing, if necessary.
This treatment can irritate a dog's skin, so wait at least 48
hours before bathing a second time.
Cut or tear holes in
a plastic shopping
bag for the dog's
paws and head. Use a
kitchen- or yard-sized
bag for larger breeds.
Carefully slip the bag
over the dog's head,
and ease the front and
WARNING!
Skunk spray consists of the ejected contents of the animal's anal
glands. A freshly sprayed canine can transfer the scent to carpet
furniture, and anything else he brushes against. The odor can
cause nausea and dizziness in humans.
THANK YOU
Discard the dog's collar or harness. It will spread skunk odor to
anything it touches and isn't worth the extensive offort it would take
HAVE A NICE
DAY
to deodorize it.
back paws through the
Skunks can carry rabies. Examine your pet for bites
holes.
How To GIVE A DoG CPR
Position the dog on her side.
The back is better for barrel-chested breeds. Make sure the
dog is on a firm surface.
2 Kneel next to the dog.
B Compress the chest.
For small dogs, place your palm and fingertips over the ribs
at the point where the elbow meets the chest. Compress the
chest approximately one inch, twice per second. Alternate
every five compressions with one breath. For medium to
large dogs, extend your elbows and cup your hands on top
of each other. Place hands over the ribs at the point where
the dog's elbows meet the chest; then compress it two to
three inches, two times per second. Alternate every five com
pressions with one breath. For dogs that weigh more than
100 pounds, compress the chest two or three inches once
per second, alternating every 10 compressions with a breath.
How To GET RiD oF SKUNK
ODOR ON YOUR Doc
Keep the dog outside.
2 Flush the dog's eyes with water.
4 Check for a hearthbeat.
3 Change your clothes and remove jewelry.
The compound used to remove skunk odor 4
ric and, in contact with metals, irritate skin.
After one minute, listen for a heartbeat. If none is found,
continue with compressions.
discolor fab-
can
4 Prepare special odor-removing wash.
Mix 1 quart of 3 percent hydrogen peroxide with 4 cup of
baking soda and 1 teaspoon of liquid dish soap. Ingredients
will bubble furiously when combined. This quantity is suf-
ficient for a medium-sized dog. A larger canine may need
To give artificial
respiration, tilt the dog's
bead back, place hand
around the muzzle,
put your mouth over
the nose, and breathe
into the dog's
more.
5 Apply mixture immediately.
Use the odor-removing compound while still foaming, as
this is when it is most effective. Place dog in bathtub or
outdoor tub and work mixture into fur, avoiding mouth and
cyes. Leave for several minutes or until the foaming stops,
then rinse thoroughly. Reapply if odor persists.
nose.
K YO
A NICE
novelty-gift-ideas:

Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook -$5.07

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My daughter drew herself washing her
hands on sink..
1,309 44.8K
128K
andrew
@retailrow
Replying to @sahnz and @zFalcxn
call her dickasso
8:25 p.m. 25 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
3 240ikDS
29R RetuAets

Iphone, Twitter, and Her: Sanz @sahnz 2d
My daughter drew herself washing her
hands on sink..
1,309 44.8K
128K
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@retailrow
Replying to @sahnz and @zFalcxn
call her dickasso
8:25 p.m. 25 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
3 240ikDS
29R RetuAets

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Over us!

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triple-sugar-threat:

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triple-sugar-threat:

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32
1980s
1970s
1960s
sting timaline
facebook
| Pm eating soup!
Yay soup!
1990s
2000s
now
wronghandst.wordpress.com
OTohn Atkinson, Wrong Hands
OTohn Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Meme stolen dump old memes

Facebook, Meme, and Memes: wasting timeline
32
1980s
1970s
1960s
sting timaline
facebook
| Pm eating soup!
Yay soup!
1990s
2000s
now
wronghandst.wordpress.com
OTohn Atkinson, Wrong Hands
OTohn Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Meme stolen dump old memes

Meme stolen dump old memes

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Dank, Dinosaur, and Memes: NO WIFI
TALK To EACHOTHER
CALL YOUR MOm.
PRETEND ITs 1993
ANNEL KE
newvagabond
NO TELEPHONES TALK TO EACH OTHER FACE TO FACE ONLY
WRITE A LETTER SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM PRETEND ITS
1860 LIVE
rkn
NO WRITING
TALK TO EACH OTHER THROW A ROCK AT YOUR
MOM PRETEND IT'S 10.000 BCE LIVE
d dinosaur
URGGA ROU GRAAURH RUM
SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT
*spends 6h drawing one hieroglyph* by MannyTheReaper
MORE MEMES

Dank, Dinosaur, and Memes: NO WIFI
TALK To EACHOTHER
CALL YOUR MOm.
PRETEND ITs 1993
ANNEL KE
newvagabond
NO TELEPHONES TALK TO EACH OTHER FACE TO FACE ONLY
WRITE A LETTER SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM PRETEND ITS
1860 LIVE
rkn
NO WRITING
TALK TO EACH OTHER THROW A ROCK AT YOUR
MOM PRETEND IT'S 10.000 BCE LIVE
d dinosaur
URGGA ROU GRAAURH RUM
SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT
*spends 6h drawing one hieroglyph* by MannyTheReaper
MORE MEMES

*spends 6h drawing one hieroglyph* by MannyTheReaper MORE MEMES