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Bad, Barber, and Barbie: This is how she looks every time we're cooking and not giving her anything So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF πŸ˜‚. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a β€˜cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic πŸ˜‚. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! β€œI’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF πŸ˜‚. β€œSmash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me πŸ˜‚. β€œwow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bad, Barber, and Barbie: This is how she looks every time we're
 cooking and not giving her anything
So I’m at a holiday party right. Next to me is a woman 43 years old fam she didn’t look older than 25. Drop dead gorgeous. And here’s this cosmetic surgeon saying he finnta do a procedure that eliminate these tiny a$$ wrinkles under he eyes and she was being polite but really wasn’t interested and bro I wanted to clock this ugly hair implant MF πŸ˜‚. Like how u gon tell a woman at a party u gon upgrade her! Fam! She already a dime! Heck u gon upgrade?! Another lil homegirl of mine she just plain Barbie - put her lil a$$ in a pair of shorts and a corvette with Ken with the PP missin and bam, Barbie. She go to a β€˜cosmetic dentist’ this MF said she has buck teeth. Lemme tell u...this cosmetic industry satanic πŸ˜‚. They really lying to u women. Will a barber ever say u DONT need a haircut? Nah - or else he gon go broke! Same. These dudes gon make u feel like something wrong when u already perfect! β€œI’ll fix those stretch marks” OVER MY DEAD BODY Dr. FESSENJAN PULL A SCALPEL AND IMMA STAB U WITH IT. DONT BODY YA SELF πŸ˜‚. β€œSmash we know u lying about the body positive thing to attract thick women” WELL BISH GIVE ME A PP DETECTOR TEST. Put some grey sweatpants on me. Turn around. Pull ya yoga pants down below them cheeks, show me them skretch marks. If I ain’t pitching a full tent, stab me πŸ˜‚. β€œwow - you’re really making all the women who had surgery feel bad, we knew u were a Sh!thead.” Well hang on now. If YOU want it, YOU get it! I support that! U wanna get your nose shaped - do you! A$$ shots - do u! BA - do u! BUT DONT LET THE COSMETIC INDUSTRY GUIDE U. THEY GON LIE TO U AND MAKE U FIX SOMETHING THAT DONT NEED FIXING. THEY NEED TO - OR ELSE THEY GON GO OUT OF BUSINESS. LOVE YOURSELF (like I love you 😊). IF U WANNA DO SOMETHING FOR U THEN DO IT BUT DONT LET NOBODY WITH A PP TALK U INTO SOME SH!T LMAO BLESS UP πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Christmas, Crying, and Fucking: Phoenix Does It Wrong ILJxnLdcalo 12/16/09(Wed)02:12 No.44574337 I went to Gamestop to turn in a Playstation 2 slim that I had to put towards a full preorder of Bayonetta for my brother to go with the 360 I bought him. I noticed this raggedy looking kid that was poking around, looking real excited, and he turns to his mom, who's wearing a grey sweatshirt with cigarette burns and grey sweatpants, obviously super poor. The kid goes "Oh wow mom, look how cool this one looks! And he picks up a copy of Gitaroo Man, for the PS2. I was pretty impressed, because that's probably my second favorite game of all time His mom says, pretty gruffly, That dont look like it'l fit in your Gameboy. That's what we came here to get. Iguess they were Christmas shopping early. It made me kinda sad because the kid looked to be maybe 9 or 10, and he didn't believe in Santa anymore. The kid looked kinda sad and put it back, then started staring at which GBA game he wanted Ive been pretty depressed for the last couple weeks, but I was kinda happy that this was something I could do something about. So, I did. I turned around and bought the copy of Gitaroo Man, Metal Gear Solid 3, and Gungrave Overdose (some of my favorite games) then I handed him the bag full of everything, the PS2, the two controllers I had with it, and the games. He looked at me and asked why I did, and I told him, "because Santa sent me." And then I looked up at his mom and his mom was crying, and that made me cry, and I left gamestop a blubbering mess. felt fucking great, man
Christmas, Crying, and Fucking: Phoenix Does It Wrong ILJxnLdcalo 12/16/09(Wed)02:12 No.44574337
 I went to Gamestop to turn in a Playstation 2 slim that I had to put towards a full preorder of Bayonetta for my brother to go with the 360 I bought him.
 I noticed this raggedy looking kid that was poking around, looking real excited, and he turns to his mom, who's wearing a grey sweatshirt with cigarette burns and grey sweatpants, obviously super poor. The kid goes "Oh wow
 mom, look how cool this one looks! And he picks up a copy of Gitaroo Man, for the PS2. I was pretty impressed, because that's probably my second favorite game of all time
 His mom says, pretty gruffly, That dont look like it'l fit in your Gameboy. That's what we came here to get. Iguess they were Christmas shopping early. It made me kinda sad because the kid looked to be maybe 9 or 10, and
 he didn't believe in Santa anymore. The kid looked kinda sad and put it back, then started staring at which GBA game he wanted
 Ive been pretty depressed for the last couple weeks, but I was kinda happy that this was something I could do something about. So, I did. I turned around and bought the copy of Gitaroo Man, Metal Gear Solid 3, and Gungrave
 Overdose (some of my favorite games) then I handed him the bag full of everything, the PS2, the two controllers I had with it, and the games. He looked at me and asked why I did, and I told him, "because Santa sent me." And
 then I looked up at his mom and his mom was crying, and that made me cry, and I left gamestop a blubbering mess.
 felt fucking great, man