🦅 25+ Best Memes About Grass

Fake, Life, and Memes: Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake. Lessons Taught By LIFE <3

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The Weekend, Weekend, and Grass: When it's early on the weekend and the whole neighborhood is cutting grass

News, Shopping, and Videos: Rosaleen @olenskae did...did a goose write this. can you have geese as pets ALL SHOPPING VIDEOS IMAGES NEWS Geese are good pets, they are great at keeping grass short and weeding, and they make good guard geese. They will warn you of intruders by honking, but they will not usually attack them. Be aware that some geese can be aggressive, but most are docile.

Cute, Happy, and Joy: grass cells are so cute under a microscope. they look so happy, just chlorafilled with joy!

Ass, Gym, and Fuck: "So what I'm saying is no one gi a fuck how much you can leg press. It's all about putting a bar on your back and squatting ass to grass" @GYMMEMESANDMOTIVATION ves 😂😂😂

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News, Shopping, and Videos: Rosaleen @olenskae did...did a goose write this. can you have geese as pets ALL SHOPPING VIDEOS IMAGES NEWS Geese are good pets, they are great at keeping grass short and weeding, and they make good guard geese. They will warn you of intruders by honking, but they will not usually attack them. Be aware that some geese can be aggressive, but most are docile."

Memes, Breakfast, and 🤖: Delicious breakfast with herbs MonsterKing CerromeRussell Look like you left the window opern while they was cutting grass 😂Damn

😂Damn

Cute, Happy, and Joy: grass cells are so cute under a microscope. they look so happy, just chlorafilled with joy! ed

Cute, Happy, and Joy: grass cells are so cute under a microscope. they look so happy, just chlorafilled with joy! Yay! Im grass!

Yay! Im grass!

Fake, Memes, and 🤖: Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake Lessons Taught ByLIFE <3

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Fucking, Lorde, and Memes: splendour in the grass starter pack Low Battery 20% battery remaining. I am literally only here to see kendrick Imao Low Power Mode Close i'm so fucking mad that miguel and lorde are clashing肉肉肉肉 GIO TATTS 7"GET A PIC OF ME FOR INSTA WITH how to smuggle alcohol into a music festivalQ Who here went to splendour?

Who here went to splendour?

Memes, Giants, and World: Congrats to my dog @BUrlacher54 on the Hall of Fame! I still think u shouldve let me get this fumble against the Giants! 🤣It was nothing but green grass in front of us boss! I had a celebration dance that wouldve been out of this world! Pleasure playing with u my guy! 🐐🐐🐐 https://t.co/lOqBnSUwPQ

Congrats to my dog @BUrlacher54 on the Hall of Fame! I still think u shouldve let me get this fumble against the Giants! 🤣It was nothing but...

Memes, American Sniper, and American: A Vietnam war American sniper Carlos Hathcock volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out while enemy patrols are swarming like bees looking for a sniper. Only being able to move inches at a time when the wind blew the grass around him. Sniper @Badassery -

Sniper @Badassery -

Memes, American Sniper, and American: A Vietnam war American sniper Carlos Hathcock volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out while enemy patrols are swarming like bees looking for a sniper. Only being able to move inches at a time when the wind blew the grass around him

Beautiful, Children, and Life: heatherwitch I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that's honestly sooo important for my mental health. umbylievable Hayao Miyazaki has said on numerous occasions that he wants children to know that even when the world seems harsh and life is hard, it is always still worth living, and there is always something beautiful in it. That mental health boost is intentional and Miyazaki wants you to believe that you should continue to live, even if just for those little things. Source: heatherwitch studio ghibli, romanticism, and the world

studio ghibli, romanticism, and the world

Blackpeopletwitter, Social Media, and Vacation: indie @INDIEWASHERE people for 1000s of years used to sit in front of a painter of like 12 hours in order to take a picture these people are literally taking 3 minutes out their vacation to take a picture pls calm down and go lay in some grass or something Derek Hopper @derekmhopper Social media is a curse in many ways. 7/30/18, 10:47 AM Let the people enjoy their vacations! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Let the people enjoy their vacations! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, Oprah Winfrey, and Oprah Winfrey: "A shaved hole is a busy hole, because you will never see grass on a used road" -Oprah Winfrey @BRUHJOBS Inspirational 🙏

Inspirational 🙏

Blade, Memes, and Neymar: ROONEY SUFFERS A BROKEN NOSE BARELY EVEN FLINCHED leidos wwwNFA.NST NEYMAR FALLS OVER A BLADE OF GRASS AND NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION FOR 30MINS True story.

True story.

Cats, Run, and Shit: prokopetz If you're trying to catch a housecat that's gotten outside, don't forget: they're an ambush predator and you're a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don't run after them; that's playing to the cat's strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home. broke-broken-breaking Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation enochian-dick-jokes Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing* Cavedude: *power walks towards them Mammoth: oh slHT krwzprtt cat: haha you can't outrun me human: Are you toO nexperienced to know that0O Source: prokopetz <a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/175815131661/to-catch-a-cat" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>: <blockquote>To catch a cat</blockquote>

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Weed, Marijuana, and Chad: l smoke grass and EAT RISS TheLeatLI @BuddyT Well played, Chad... @buddytheleaf

Well played, Chad... @buddytheleaf

Kevin Durant, Respect, and Lost: cuMe CJ McCollum @CJMcCollum I still think the b word is harsh and shouldn't be used. . He know that decision was soft but I respect it. It's like getting jumped with ur brothers by a gang you should've beat then joining the gang that jumped u and ur brothers 2 months later & forgetting about your bros Kevin Durant @KDTrey!5 Replying to @CJMcCollum So,l would get into a gang fight, lose, plot on my brother for 2 months in our home and then go get the gang we lost to and beat him up? U think that low of me CJ? I just did your fuckin podcast. Snakes in the grass boy I tell 👀

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Time, Tree, and Grow: SIGH, I'M NOT TALL ENOUGH TO BE A TREE O YEARS LATER DON'T WORRY SEEDLING! WITH TIME, YOU'LL GROW INTO ONE TALL TREE! CL 、ACTUALLY- A GRASS EC THESQUARECOMICS

Funny, Guess, and Guess Who: Guess who just rolled through freshly cut grass https://t.co/HeD5g8PIPM

Guess who just rolled through freshly cut grass https://t.co/HeD5g8PIPM

Club, Fifa, and News: FIFA Will Replace Couch-grass With A Baby Mat Floor To Protect Neymar tinental <a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/175664737019/good-news" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>: <blockquote>Good news!</blockquote>

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Memes, American, and Good: Here is a soldier in Iraq, stationed in a big sand box. He asked his wife to send him dirt (U.S. soil), fertilizer, and some grass seed so that he can have the sweet aroma, and feel the grass grow beneath his feet. When the men of the squadron have a mission that they are going on, they take turns walking through the grass and the American soil-to bring them good luck. Of all the things he could have asked his wife to send to him from home he asked for American soil. So amazing. This is amazing🇺🇸 https://t.co/BBpsbnp1Wl

This is amazing🇺🇸 https://t.co/BBpsbnp1Wl

American, Iraq, and Wife: Soldier in Iraq desert asked his wife to send him dirt (U.S. soil) and some grass seed so that he can have the aroma, and feel the grass grow beneath his feet. When the men of the squadron have a mission that they are going on, they take turns walking through the grass and the American soil.

Soldier in Iraq desert asked his wife to send him dirt (U.S. soil) and some grass seed so that he can have the aroma, and feel the grass ...

Fucking, Memes, and Yeah: I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before lI'd said more than: "There's a goat-" the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, "Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence That's Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention." Trolled by a fucking goat. Someone be my fortnite sugar daddy

Someone be my fortnite sugar daddy

Ass, God, and Why Are You Like This: Kaising my son like : Can I go see my girlfriend? No! Why not?? Chores before Whores. mom Dishes before Bitches. : God, why are you like this?? Cutting grass before getting Ass.

Run, Tumblr, and Anonymous: Anonymous 07/05/18(Thu)16:53:25 No.4671250646712547 246712558 >Grug see smoke signal from tribe Shaman medicine hut >Grug run to hut, Grugina belly big with Gruglette >burst into medicine hut >Shamans assistant Stuggie points to back of hut >see Shaman, sad face, problem with Grugina and Gruglette >see Grugina on grass-padded rock, wet face, realize no Gruglette <a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/175628183148/klubbhead-nunyabizni-celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>: <blockquote><a href="http://klubbhead.tumblr.com/post/175628053768/nunyabizni-celestial-naiad-flameblade7" class="tumblr_blog">klubbhead</a>:<blockquote> <a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175627969692/celestial-naiad-flameblade7-celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>: <blockquote> <a href="https://celestial-naiad.tumblr.com/post/175627698579/flameblade7-celestial-naiad-this-one-took" class="tumblr_blog">celestial-naiad</a>: <blockquote> <a href="http://flameblade7.tumblr.com/post/175627438890/celestial-naiad" class="tumblr_blog">flameblade7</a>: <blockquote><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/maWU4FfQT4hYAQzOtp2mgvg">@celestial-naiad</a> </blockquote> This one took me a second and now I’m furious </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mr2qkRfP-E0sxYw3yMPXoWg">@klubbhead</a> </blockquote> Come on you guys. The natives loss is nothing to joke about. </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="669" data-orig-width="908"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c673422fe5f79d199f74a381bfd00f3/tumblr_inline_pbh7iwM4tO1unknuk_540.jpg" data-orig-height="669" data-orig-width="908"/></figure></blockquote> Every time I see something like this I am filled with such a mix of rage and awe that I just sit in silence for a while.

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America, Animals, and Bodies : The capybara is the largest rodent in the world. The capybara is capable of growing up to four and a half feet long, stand two feet high, and even reaches weights of up to 150 lbs. “Capys,” as they are often nicknamed, are native to Central and South America where they live near bodies of water in swamps, rivers, and marshes. These barrel-shaped rodents are able to stay underwater up to five minutes at a time, which is vital when hiding from predators. They feed off mainly water plants and grass, which they chew on with their long front teeth. 📷 San Diego Zoo capybara animals science

The capybara is the largest rodent in the world. The capybara is capable of growing up to four and a half feet long, stand two feet high, an...

Dad, World Cup, and World: Australian player Mark Milligan sits on the grass and cries when being eliminated from World Cup. DAD His daughters come to console him.

World Cup, Australia, and World: Australian player Mark Milligan sits on the grass and cries when being eliminated from World Cup DAL His daughters come to console him... When Australia got kicked out

When Australia got kicked out

Ass, Bored, and Dad: LITERALLY ONLY 15 MINUTES OF FUN! THE DAD I'M BORED o PoOP PUTS A BIG ASS CIRCLE OF DEAD GRASS IN YOUR LAWN

Blackpeopletwitter, Hoes, and Vagina: fai @faithoceann Damn, women can't even shave without being slut shamed Ovary Buster @Womb_Beater_69 My pops once said "a shaved vagina is a busy vagina" "Grass don't grow on a busy street" Don't let these hoes fool you son Shaved or not, it’s still not yours (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Shaved or not, it’s still not yours (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Food, Memes, and Drive: I want a late night adventure. I want someone to call me up and say, "l'm outside. Let's go do something!" I want to go out late at night in my pj's and my hair all tied up. Maybe drive around. Go to a park and just swing on the swings. Maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. I just want a late night adventure with people I like to be around. No drama. Nothing but good vibes and good company.

Funny, Shoes, and Feet: Keep your feet off the grass Shine your shoes Wipe your face DuLoC

Memes, Thank You, and Princess: You have been visited by Peaceful Penelope tag someone who could use some peace and also some fiber princess_piggypenelope barkbox THANK YOU FOR GRACING US WITH YOUR CALMING PRESENCE AND COLON-CLEANSING FIBER, @princess_piggy_penelope 🙏🐷🙏 AT THAT FRIEND WHO DEF HASN’T EATEN A PLANT TODAY 🐖 GLANCE AT A PIG 🐖 LIKE A PIG 🐖 FOLLOW A PIG AND PROBS US 🐖 HUG A ❗️CONSENTING❗️ PIG pigsofinstagram pigs zen mukbang asmreating grass omnomnom 🐖

THANK YOU FOR GRACING US WITH YOUR CALMING PRESENCE AND COLON-CLEANSING FIBER, @princess_piggy_penelope 🙏🐷🙏 AT THAT FRIEND WHO DEF HASN’T EA...

Game of Thrones, Queen, and Daenerys Targaryen: Hi.! I am Daenerys Targaryen l am Dr. Strange ohh, so we are using made up names? i am daenerys Stormborn of house fargarven rightful heir to the iron throne, rightful queen of the andals and the first man, protector of the seven kingdoms, the mother of the dragon, the Khaleesi of great grass sea, the unburnt, the breaker of the chains.

Reddit, Com, and Grass: Beware I hide in Grass [<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8o40b5/use_caution/">Src</a>]

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Chill, Money, and Shit: Sam @SamLacy Having a vegan girlfriend must be so chill. No need spend money to go out to eat. All you have to do is take her to the back yard and let her eat grass n shit Must be nice

Must be nice

Deer, Memes, and Shit: Epic! A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said "Let's talk". Kid: Ok, what do we talk about? Man (making fun of the kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question... Horse, cow & deer, al eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty and horse clumps. Why? Man: I don't know. Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you dont know shit???

Target, Tumblr, and Wat: unet de Prompts 01. Bubbles 02. Water 03. Strawberry 04. Peaches 05. Rainbow 06. Wat ermelons 07. Mint 08. Sand 09. Raindrops 10. Peonies 11. Summer 12. Butterf ly 13. Sunflower 14. Sunrise 15. Pink Grass 16 Cake 17 Lavender 18 Fir eflies 19 Morning 20 kiwi 21 Daisies 22 Orange 23 Pastel 24 Campfire 25 Blue Skies 26 Cherry 27 Tea 28 me Night Sky 30 <a href="http://challenge-your-skills.tumblr.com/post/173956720383/junefae-draw-a-fairy-every-now-and-then-you" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">challenge-your-skills</a>: <blockquote> <blockquote>#JuneFae Draw a fairy every now and then (you don’t need to do it everyday, just draw & post whenever you can, you got this!) I made this prompt List for myself, but I think ppl can use this too! (could you make this into a picture?)</blockquote> anonymous submitted JuneFae prompt list! Thanks! </blockquote>

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Memes, 🤖, and Grass: Tall grass

Tall grass

Bad, Club, and Tumblr: 2 goodbyemisery i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don't eat gr Ba <a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/173303405617/i-feel-kinda-bad-for-that-poor-guy" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>: <blockquote>I Feel Kinda Bad For That Poor Guy</blockquote>

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Dad, Anonymous, and Another: veyjer Kalvin @KalvinMacleod Dads Anonymous DAD: go on, it's safe here ME: sometimes I don't cut the grass in a pattern *one dad vomits, another stops grilling entirely*

Chill, Memes, and Money: SoaR Havoc @Havocs 4h Having a vegan girlfriend must be so chill. No need spend money to go out to eat. All you gotta do is take her to the back yard and let her eat grass n shit. HAVOC t3.3 13

Bad, Memes, and School: Remember, if you ever feel bad this guy played 'grass' in his school play. Old But Gold via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2rzMMyN">https://ift.tt/2rzMMyN</a>

Old But Gold via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2rzMMyN">https://ift.tt/2rzMMyN</a>

Dank, Bullshit, and Been: Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilized witb bullshit!!! #jussayin

#jussayin

Dank, Meme, and Weed: When the weed man comes thru SPECIAL the grass kingdom? Weed. via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2FPbcs6">https://ift.tt/2FPbcs6</a>

Weed. via /r/dank_meme <a href="https://ift.tt/2FPbcs6">https://ift.tt/2FPbcs6</a>

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