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Baby Daddy, Bae, and Bless Up: Fast hungry boy @DrSmashlove Me, after catching a whiff of pizza 🤤😍 [Editor’s Note: been seeing a lot of people posting the meme where Little Caesar’s using DiJiorno pizza. Look. Lemme me clear as HECC. Lil Skeezers is bae. Lil Skeezer will always be bae. I’m loyal. That double pizza joint for a big a$$ Family where we had hella kids boy we had to eat! If a place give u two pizzas and the place next door give u only one (1) and u got mouths to feed whatchu gon do? Lil Skeezer could serve me a piece of WONDER white bread with ketchup squirted on it and a small sprinkle of mozzarella and I would bite into it and shed a single tear because that’s my childhood bro. I’m eating hand crafted real Italian pizza at Bonci in Chicago now (both West Side location AND bucktown location boy u catch me at either - eating a mozzarella di bufalla joint with a fizzy Italian lemonade on deck EARLY *Philly freeway voice* 😂. But regardless of what pizza heights I reach by the Grace of God imma always love Skeezers it’s like when u see a celebrity date another fancy celebrity but then go back to they baby mama or baby daddy THAT’S HOW WE BUILT, SOMETIME IT’S HARD TO MOVE ON BC IT FEEL LIKE HOME, THAT FAMILIARITY IS COMFORTING. I KNOW I TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAR BUT THERE U GO, BLESS UP 😍😂❤️]
Baby Daddy, Bae, and Bless Up: Fast hungry boy
 @DrSmashlove
Me, after catching a whiff of pizza 🤤😍 [Editor’s Note: been seeing a lot of people posting the meme where Little Caesar’s using DiJiorno pizza. Look. Lemme me clear as HECC. Lil Skeezers is bae. Lil Skeezer will always be bae. I’m loyal. That double pizza joint for a big a$$ Family where we had hella kids boy we had to eat! If a place give u two pizzas and the place next door give u only one (1) and u got mouths to feed whatchu gon do? Lil Skeezer could serve me a piece of WONDER white bread with ketchup squirted on it and a small sprinkle of mozzarella and I would bite into it and shed a single tear because that’s my childhood bro. I’m eating hand crafted real Italian pizza at Bonci in Chicago now (both West Side location AND bucktown location boy u catch me at either - eating a mozzarella di bufalla joint with a fizzy Italian lemonade on deck EARLY *Philly freeway voice* 😂. But regardless of what pizza heights I reach by the Grace of God imma always love Skeezers it’s like when u see a celebrity date another fancy celebrity but then go back to they baby mama or baby daddy THAT’S HOW WE BUILT, SOMETIME IT’S HARD TO MOVE ON BC IT FEEL LIKE HOME, THAT FAMILIARITY IS COMFORTING. I KNOW I TOOK THIS WAY TOO FAR BUT THERE U GO, BLESS UP 😍😂❤️]

Me, after catching a whiff of pizza 🤤😍 [Editor’s Note: been seeing a lot of people posting the meme where Little Caesar’s using DiJiorno piz...

America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge. DOG PLAN p3 Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, that’s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u 😂. This ain’t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ain’t having success like u. U feel me? That’s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like “truly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]”. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. “But smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!” No. U deserve nothing. It’s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. It’s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! That’s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ❤️
America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
 herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
 Challenge.
 DOG
 PLAN
 p3
Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, that’s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u 😂. This ain’t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ain’t having success like u. U feel me? That’s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like “truly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]”. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. “But smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!” No. U deserve nothing. It’s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. It’s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! That’s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ❤️

Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy th...

Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21 and somebody got 19. ETS I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.
Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21
 and somebody got 19.
 ETS
I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.

I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong l...