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Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster. Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw @DrSmashlove So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂
Bad, Beyonce, and Booty: If you don't pet him, you're a monster.
 Pic: reddit u/coal the slaw
 @DrSmashlove
So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mom-and-Pop coffee joints that serve coffee made with love, care, affection and human warmth (and therefore close early so that they wonderful baristas can go act in plays and paint paintings and do other artsy tings that allow them to form doves and angels and birds in yo latte) and head to the barren desert land that is Starbucks, where they serve piping-hot burnt sludge-water brewed from the charcoal grains of Hell. Literally Starbucks got a long term supply agreement with Satan where they pay half they net revenue to ol dude with the red goat face and long tail and in return he supply them with coffee that shouldn’t be served to maximum security prisoners bruv. BUT THEY OPEN 24-7 BECAUSE SATAN NEVER SLEEPS - HE’S ALWAYS WREAKING HAVOC (except during Ramadan 🤗😂). Anyway so I’m there and they got the nerve. The cot damn NERVE...to play a playlist where Jay and Beyoncé are followed by Johnny Cash which is followed by “Till the Lights Come On” by Sun Rai (I had to Google the lyrics. No offense Sun Rai u probably a star of some sort but ya music sound like booty cheeks NO OFFENSE 🤗). Who did this? Who is RESPONSIBLE for this? In addition to obtaining they coffee supply from Satan, do they also let him hook up the playlists? How I’m pose to concentrate when y’all playing Jakob Dylan followed by Echosmith? I have ADD. Is this playlist meant to melt the remaining shred of sanity I have? Y’all serve coffee that’s stronger than bad cocaine and y’all play music that is jarring, discordant and unharmonious - combine the two and I now have the subtle urge to punch a baby 🤗. Y’all absolutely some criminals for this lmao. Change that mermaid on ya cup to Lucifer because this is the last time I ever fux with y’all devilish establishment - AWAY FROM ME, SATAN! 🤗😂😂😂

So yesterday I had about 12 hours of work to knock out and as the night got older, I had to leave the warm, familiar confines of my go-to Mo...

Chicago, DJ Khaled, and Future: Cardi B, DJ Khaled and Kendrick Lamar Lead 2017 BET "Hip Hop Awards" With Nine Nominations @balleralert Cardi B, DJ Khaled and Kendrick Lamar Lead 2017 BET “Hip Hop Awards” With Nine Nominations – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In less than a month, BET will be premiering the 2017 “Hip Hop Awards,” from The Fillmore Miami Beach at Jackie Gleason Theater in Miami, Florida. In wake of the catastrophic storms that pummeled through parts of Florida and Texas, the network will use its platform to offer support to those impacted by both HurricaneIrma and HurricaneHarvey through its “Hip Hop for Hurricane Relief” efforts. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The annual celebration will pay homage to the hip hop culture with a slew of performances, special guests, tributes and highly-anticipated cyphers from your favorite big-name and underground rappers. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This year, BET will reward some of the biggest artists, DJ’s, producers, and video directors for their hard work throughout the year. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everyone’s favorite regular-degular chick from the Bronx leads with an impressive nine nominations for her summer banger, “Bodak Yellow.” CardiB joins the likes of multi-platinum artist and superstar producer, DJKhaled and Grammy Award winning rapper KendrickLamar, who both have nine nominations each. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following close behind with five nominations is none other than the GOAT himself, JayZ, who shares the second-most nomination score with Chicago native, ChancetheRapper. The two will be competing against one another in categories such as “Lyricist of the Year,” “MVP of the Year, and “ Hustler of the Year.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Future and the Migos will be battling it out for “Single of the Year,” “Album of the Year" and the “Made-You-Look” Award, as they both pick up four nominations each. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Other categories include, Best Featured Verse, Best Mixtape, Impact Track, Hot Ticket Performer and many more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The main event kicks off October 10th at 8PM ET-PT. Will you be tuning in?
Chicago, DJ Khaled, and Future: Cardi B, DJ Khaled and Kendrick Lamar
 Lead 2017 BET "Hip Hop Awards" With
 Nine Nominations
 @balleralert
Cardi B, DJ Khaled and Kendrick Lamar Lead 2017 BET “Hip Hop Awards” With Nine Nominations – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In less than a month, BET will be premiering the 2017 “Hip Hop Awards,” from The Fillmore Miami Beach at Jackie Gleason Theater in Miami, Florida. In wake of the catastrophic storms that pummeled through parts of Florida and Texas, the network will use its platform to offer support to those impacted by both HurricaneIrma and HurricaneHarvey through its “Hip Hop for Hurricane Relief” efforts. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The annual celebration will pay homage to the hip hop culture with a slew of performances, special guests, tributes and highly-anticipated cyphers from your favorite big-name and underground rappers. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This year, BET will reward some of the biggest artists, DJ’s, producers, and video directors for their hard work throughout the year. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Everyone’s favorite regular-degular chick from the Bronx leads with an impressive nine nominations for her summer banger, “Bodak Yellow.” CardiB joins the likes of multi-platinum artist and superstar producer, DJKhaled and Grammy Award winning rapper KendrickLamar, who both have nine nominations each. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following close behind with five nominations is none other than the GOAT himself, JayZ, who shares the second-most nomination score with Chicago native, ChancetheRapper. The two will be competing against one another in categories such as “Lyricist of the Year,” “MVP of the Year, and “ Hustler of the Year.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Future and the Migos will be battling it out for “Single of the Year,” “Album of the Year" and the “Made-You-Look” Award, as they both pick up four nominations each. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Other categories include, Best Featured Verse, Best Mixtape, Impact Track, Hot Ticket Performer and many more. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The main event kicks off October 10th at 8PM ET-PT. Will you be tuning in?

Cardi B, DJ Khaled and Kendrick Lamar Lead 2017 BET “Hip Hop Awards” With Nine Nominations – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In less th...

Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro bearo yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a beet farmer by using quotes from the office a Satan 、UE 12:10 PM 이 94% ■, a Message, oo ure 12:49 PM | ®イ이 84% ■' ..oooVerizon ? Nato Nate Nate lot gosh love it You really like beets? 29 33 Yeah it's really fun! First rule in roadside beet salos, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that mako you pull the car over and go, "Wow, Ineed this beet right now. Those are the money beets. Tlove t yop That's cool 1, 012, 10 13 2942 12 43M Interesting You know What they say, those who can't farm, farm celery My grandfather Jeft me a 60-acre Working beet farm. I run it with my cousin Mose. We sell beets to the local stores and restaurants I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity. ir's beautiful we l love itt n 2917, 120 P own about 75 acres That's cool That's really cool 60 acre that'sa lot gosh I grew up on a farm. 1 have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken Chicken on goat Couplo of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching You know what they say, those who can't farm, farm celery Yeah it's realy funl First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "Wow, I need this beet right now. Those aro the money I don't farm but I love nature. My family built a cabin 50 years ago no electricity, It's beautiful we own about 75 acres Thats awesome Type a Message Type a Message- i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?
Animals, Beautiful, and Family: @caro bearo
 yesterday i convinced a boy that i am a
 beet farmer by using quotes from the
 office
 a Satan
 、UE
 12:10 PM
 이
 94% ■, a Message,
 oo ure 12:49 PM
 | ®イ이 84% ■' ..oooVerizon ?
 Nato
 Nate
 Nate
 lot gosh
 love it
 You really like beets?
 29 33
 Yeah it's really fun! First rule in
 roadside beet salos, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that mako you pull the car over
 and go, "Wow, Ineed this beet
 right now. Those are the money
 beets. Tlove t
 yop
 That's cool
 1, 012, 10
 13 2942 12 43M
 Interesting
 You know What they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 My grandfather Jeft me a 60-acre
 Working beet farm. I run it with
 my cousin Mose. We sell beets to
 the local stores and restaurants
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity. ir's beautiful we
 l love itt
 n 2917, 120 P
 own about 75 acres
 That's cool
 That's really cool 60 acre that'sa
 lot gosh
 I grew up on a farm. 1 have seen
 animals having sex in every
 position imaginable. Goat on
 chicken Chicken on goat Couplo
 of chickens doing a goat, couple
 of pigs watching
 You know what they say, those
 who can't farm, farm celery
 Yeah it's realy funl First rule in
 roadside beet sales, put the most
 attractive beets on top. The ones
 that make you pull the car over
 and go, "Wow, I need this beet
 right now. Those aro the money
 I don't farm but I love nature. My
 family built a cabin 50 years ago
 no electricity, It's beautiful we
 own about 75 acres
 Thats awesome
 Type a Message
 Type a Message-
i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?

i just woke up then and i feel like i've been punched directly in both eyes it hurts to keep them open.... help?