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Husband, Thought, and Harley: ELEY-DAVIDSON My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️
Husband, Thought, and Harley: ELEY-DAVIDSON
My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Husband, Thought, and Harley: ELEY-DAVIDSON My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️
Husband, Thought, and Harley: ELEY-DAVIDSON
My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Husband, Thought, and Harley: ELEY-DAVIDSON My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️
Husband, Thought, and Harley: ELEY-DAVIDSON
My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

My daughter and her husband bought me this little guy. I thought because it was a Harley gnome. They thought it looked like me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Smh, Target, and Ted: bearflare:ted cruz looks like the gnome child from runescape smh
Smh, Target, and Ted: bearflare:ted cruz looks like the gnome child from runescape smh

bearflare:ted cruz looks like the gnome child from runescape smh

Choose One, Cute, and Elf: INKTOBER DUNGEONS & DRAGONS EDITION MIx & MATCH! MONSTERS HUMANOIDS WEEK 1: GLASSIC WEEK 1: GLASS 1. DRAGON 2. SKELETON OR ZOMBIE 3. MIMIC 4. OWLBEAR 5. OOzE 6. OGRE OR TROLL .MIND FLAYER ● FIGHTER OR BARBARIAN 2. ROGUE 3. BARD 4. RANGER OR DRUID 5. SPELLCASTER CLASS 6. MONK .CLERIC OR PALADIN WEEK 2: CUTE WEEK 2: PLAYER RACE 8. FAERIE DRAGON 8. DWARF 9. FLUMPH 10. HOMUNCULOUS I1.MODRONE 12. BULLYWUG 13. PIXIE OR SPRITE 14. PEGASUS OR UNICORN 9. ELF/ DROW/HALF-ELF T0. GNOME 11. TIEFLING 12. ORC/HALF-ORC 3. DRAGONBORN 14. HALFLING WEEK 3: YOUR CHOICE WEEK 3: EXPANSION RACE 15. ELEMENTAL T6. FIEND 17. CELESTIAL 18. GIANT 9. UNDEAD 20. MONSTROSITY 21. ABERRATION S.GENASI 6. AASIMAR 17. YUAN-TI 8.AARAKOCRA 19. GOLIATH 20. GITH 21. BUGBEAR WEEK 4: HORRIFIC WEEK 4: HUMANOID 22. BEHOLDER 23. GRICK 24. HOOK HORROR 25. NOTHIC 26. ROPER 21GIBBERING MOUTHER 28. STIRGE 22.GOBLIN OR HOBGOBLIN 23. KOBOLD 24. THRI-KREEN 25. KENKU 26. GNOLL 27. LIZARDFOLK OR MERFOLK 28. LYCANTHROPE FINAL BOSS FIGHT PESKY OL HUMANS 29. LICH 30. KRAKEN 31. TARRASQUE 29. CULTIST OR ACOLYTE 30. BAN DIT OR PIRATE 31. KNIGHT OR GUARD CRYINGMANLYTEARS.TUMBLR.COM cryingmanlytears: I try to do Inktober like every year and I fail every time. I may try again and I will most certainly fail around the 13 or 14th day, but I’m still going to try and I think that’s what’s important. I was trying to find some good prompts but nothing was sticking out so I started looking for a DD one but didn’t find anything I wanted. The thing is there’s just SO MUCH content so I made this prompt myself and kept it very flexible. You can stick to one column or go week to week, choose one side or the other, or whatever you wanna do. Oh, by the way, for Week 1 of Humanoids, by ‘spellcaster class’ I mean wizard, sorcerer or warlock but that wouldn’t fit.
Choose One, Cute, and Elf: INKTOBER
 DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
 EDITION
 MIx & MATCH!

 MONSTERS
 HUMANOIDS
 WEEK 1: GLASSIC
 WEEK 1: GLASS
 1. DRAGON
 2. SKELETON OR ZOMBIE
 3. MIMIC
 4. OWLBEAR
 5. OOzE
 6. OGRE OR TROLL
 .MIND FLAYER
 ● FIGHTER OR BARBARIAN
 2. ROGUE
 3. BARD
 4. RANGER OR DRUID
 5. SPELLCASTER CLASS
 6. MONK
 .CLERIC OR PALADIN
 WEEK 2: CUTE
 WEEK 2: PLAYER RACE
 8. FAERIE DRAGON
 8. DWARF
 9. FLUMPH
 10. HOMUNCULOUS
 I1.MODRONE
 12. BULLYWUG
 13. PIXIE OR SPRITE
 14. PEGASUS OR UNICORN
 9. ELF/ DROW/HALF-ELF
 T0. GNOME
 11. TIEFLING
 12. ORC/HALF-ORC
 3. DRAGONBORN
 14. HALFLING
 WEEK 3: YOUR CHOICE
 WEEK 3: EXPANSION RACE
 15. ELEMENTAL
 T6. FIEND
 17. CELESTIAL
 18. GIANT
 9. UNDEAD
 20. MONSTROSITY
 21. ABERRATION
 S.GENASI
 6. AASIMAR
 17. YUAN-TI
 8.AARAKOCRA
 19. GOLIATH
 20. GITH
 21. BUGBEAR
 WEEK 4: HORRIFIC
 WEEK 4: HUMANOID
 22. BEHOLDER
 23. GRICK
 24. HOOK HORROR
 25. NOTHIC
 26. ROPER
 21GIBBERING MOUTHER
 28. STIRGE
 22.GOBLIN OR HOBGOBLIN
 23. KOBOLD
 24. THRI-KREEN
 25. KENKU
 26. GNOLL
 27. LIZARDFOLK OR MERFOLK
 28. LYCANTHROPE

 FINAL BOSS FIGHT
 PESKY OL HUMANS
 29. LICH
 30. KRAKEN
 31. TARRASQUE
 29. CULTIST OR ACOLYTE
 30. BAN DIT OR PIRATE
 31. KNIGHT OR GUARD
 CRYINGMANLYTEARS.TUMBLR.COM
cryingmanlytears:
I try to do Inktober like every year and I fail every time. I may try again and I will most certainly fail around the 13 or 14th day, but I’m still going to try and I think that’s what’s important. I was trying to find some good prompts but nothing was sticking out so I started looking for a DD one but didn’t find anything I wanted. The thing is there’s just SO MUCH content so I made this prompt myself and kept it very flexible. You can stick to one column or go week to week, choose one side or the other, or whatever you wanna do. Oh, by the way, for Week 1 of Humanoids, by ‘spellcaster class’ I mean wizard, sorcerer or warlock but that wouldn’t fit.

cryingmanlytears: I try to do Inktober like every year and I fail every time. I may try again and I will most certainly fail around the 13 o...

Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines (see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five business days, or you will be fined. Ellis Hills is a beautiful neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules! Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President    April 9, 2015  Dear Mr. Kerin, Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said that they are all facing his house.  I don’t know three extra gnomes showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house. But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7). You have four days until you are fined. Please address this issue ASAP. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 10, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I drove by your house this morning on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you) placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate Lawn Décor Positions on page 9. Mr. Kerin, you have three days left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined. Are you getting these emails? Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 11, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was emailed a picture of your lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes. This gives me the impression that you made them yourself. Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood. Please be advised that you have two days left before incurring fines. FYI you are now also in violation of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this rule even existed. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 12, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was woken up by a phone call from John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him down and went over to see what the problem was. Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with gnomes!  There are over one hundred of them. I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting little men. One gnome in particular is wearing a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other gnomes are treating him like a horse. This is in direct violation of an HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA guidelines attached as a PDF. You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a lawyer. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 13, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I don’t know how you did it, but thank you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the authorities involved! Since you managed to do it before five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning. As a reminder, please do not place any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 14, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was just brought to my attention that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front lawn. I have also been informed that this lawn flamingo is wearing a thong. If you do not remove this flamingo within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned. Thanks! Linda Hoyt
Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts:

April 8, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was brought to my attention by
your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn
that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines
(see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five
business days, or you will be fined.
Ellis Hills is a beautiful
neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules!
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
 April 9, 2015
 Dear Mr. Kerin,
Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon
and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said
that they are all facing his house.
 I don’t know three extra gnomes
showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house.
But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed
Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7).
You have four days until you are
fined. Please address this issue ASAP.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA President
 
April 10, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I drove by your house this morning
on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now
over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of
these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden
gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you)
placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate
Lawn Décor Positions on page 9.
Mr. Kerin, you have three days
left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined.
Are you getting these emails?
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 11, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was emailed a picture of your
lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that
there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all
staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a
quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes.
This gives me the impression that you made them yourself.
Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where
you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they
will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood.
Please be advised that you have two
days left before incurring fines.
FYI you are now also in violation
of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this
rule even existed.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
April 12, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I was woken up by a phone call from
John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have
never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him
down and went over to see what the problem was.
Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever
seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but
the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even
imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with
gnomes! 
There are over one hundred of them.
I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting
little men.
One gnome in particular is wearing
a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other
gnomes are treating him like a horse.
This is in direct violation of an
HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit
Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA
guidelines attached as a PDF.
You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a
lawyer.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President

April 13, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
I don’t know how you did it, but thank
you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the
authorities involved!
Since you managed to do it before
five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning.
As a reminder, please do not place
any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt, HOA
President
 
April 14, 2015
Dear Mr. Kerin,
It was just brought to my attention
that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front
lawn.
I have also been informed that this
lawn flamingo is wearing a thong.
If you do not remove this flamingo
within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is
taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned.
Thanks!
Linda Hoyt

shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes...

Party, RuneScape, and Gnome: <p>party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme</p>
Party, RuneScape, and Gnome: <p>party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme</p>

party only starts when the dj blasts that runescape gnome theme