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Bad, Be Like, and Blac Chyna: Took my dog to the groomer and they sent me this. She climbed into a kennel for small dogs AND somehow managed to turn all the way around. She's so pleased with herself. @DrSmashlove Pic: reddit u/fireismyporn Bruh yโ€™all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See yโ€™all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task and they donโ€™t wanna do that task...they do a bad job! Thatโ€™s just how some of u women be! My first secretary? I asked her to please make me a binder. The result? Tabs was messed up, everything mishmashed - even the hole punches wasnโ€™t aligned ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just skrate to the recycling bin. Lesson learnt: Sally donโ€™t do binders ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s Blac Chyna. She didnโ€™t like that task. She like โ€œlemme do this hella mediocrely. Then he gotta start doing something *I* like.โ€ U feel me? Now other women bruh they gon do the most. They could dislike something but for YOU? They love it. I was once laying Pipington to a yung ting and she was visibly into it but after a lil while she kinda broke out of character like โ€œo babyyyy ... aye baby you close? Itโ€™s hurting a lil bit ๐Ÿ˜ฌ KEEP GOING DONโ€™T STOP!โ€ ... BRO! I FUXED WITH HER HONESTY LOL! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bc up until then she was (ostensibly) loving every moment! That right there is a pleaser bruv. But donโ€™t get it twisted! U can convert her. If she a pleaser but u inattentive, selfish, and ignore her cues? Guess what now she a secretary. She bad at everything now ๐Ÿ˜‚. โ€œSorry I already brushed my teeth and got ready for bed can we not? ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ Like one of them old secretaries. Emeritus status lol. Just waiting on her retirement party talmbout โ€œAfter 48 years of service Shirley has informed us sheโ€™s retiring, we will miss her ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ like bish donโ€™t u mean 38 years of service and 10 years of Shirley talking isht in the coffee room?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now then, if u kindly, conscientious and wonderful, she gon convert from a secretary to a pleaser. She gon do things she ainโ€™t een really into bc she like YOU! U be like โ€œwow Stephanie I didnโ€™t even know u liked this position lol! Where u learn this? U cheating? Lemme see ya phone ๐Ÿ˜ค Iโ€™LL KILL U *AND* HIM LOLOL JK NAH FR THO WHERE U LEARN THIS ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ U feel me? She gon upgrade HERSELF if she fux with u. Blac Chyna bruh? She donโ€™t fux with that dude. For all we know she just paid for dinner AND his car note. Let a woman pay for u she be a secretary REAL QUICK BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚
Bad, Be Like, and Blac Chyna: Took my dog to the groomer and they sent
 me this. She climbed into a kennel for
 small dogs AND somehow managed to
 turn all the way around. She's so pleased
 with herself.
 @DrSmashlove
 Pic: reddit u/fireismyporn
Bruh yโ€™all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See yโ€™all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task and they donโ€™t wanna do that task...they do a bad job! Thatโ€™s just how some of u women be! My first secretary? I asked her to please make me a binder. The result? Tabs was messed up, everything mishmashed - even the hole punches wasnโ€™t aligned ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just skrate to the recycling bin. Lesson learnt: Sally donโ€™t do binders ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s Blac Chyna. She didnโ€™t like that task. She like โ€œlemme do this hella mediocrely. Then he gotta start doing something *I* like.โ€ U feel me? Now other women bruh they gon do the most. They could dislike something but for YOU? They love it. I was once laying Pipington to a yung ting and she was visibly into it but after a lil while she kinda broke out of character like โ€œo babyyyy ... aye baby you close? Itโ€™s hurting a lil bit ๐Ÿ˜ฌ KEEP GOING DONโ€™T STOP!โ€ ... BRO! I FUXED WITH HER HONESTY LOL! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bc up until then she was (ostensibly) loving every moment! That right there is a pleaser bruv. But donโ€™t get it twisted! U can convert her. If she a pleaser but u inattentive, selfish, and ignore her cues? Guess what now she a secretary. She bad at everything now ๐Ÿ˜‚. โ€œSorry I already brushed my teeth and got ready for bed can we not? ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ Like one of them old secretaries. Emeritus status lol. Just waiting on her retirement party talmbout โ€œAfter 48 years of service Shirley has informed us sheโ€™s retiring, we will miss her ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ like bish donโ€™t u mean 38 years of service and 10 years of Shirley talking isht in the coffee room?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now then, if u kindly, conscientious and wonderful, she gon convert from a secretary to a pleaser. She gon do things she ainโ€™t een really into bc she like YOU! U be like โ€œwow Stephanie I didnโ€™t even know u liked this position lol! Where u learn this? U cheating? Lemme see ya phone ๐Ÿ˜ค Iโ€™LL KILL U *AND* HIM LOLOL JK NAH FR THO WHERE U LEARN THIS ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ U feel me? She gon upgrade HERSELF if she fux with u. Blac Chyna bruh? She donโ€™t fux with that dude. For all we know she just paid for dinner AND his car note. Let a woman pay for u she be a secretary REAL QUICK BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bruh yโ€™all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See yโ€™all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task a...

Af, Ass, and Beard: When you watchin Black Panther wit yo boo and Michael B. Jordan come on the screen Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard donโ€™t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michael b Jordan head ass nigga pulls up I have no chance. Itโ€™s like Yamcha vs Jiren. So Iโ€™m on a double date, my bro, his girl, my girl, and I. We went to see Black Panther. Girls ruthless when they be describing they celebrirty crush. They be having no remorse describing features and attributes that We donโ€™t have. I donโ€™t got that much Virtual Currency to level up. While watching the trailers the girls converse about how hype they are for the movie and the fine line of melanated cast memebers. All throughout the movie when ever one of the dudes appeared shirtless like they on a jet beauty magazine they creamed. Michael B came up me and my bro both seen our girls mouth start to water like in the cartoons when you know they bout to fuck a plate of food. The ride home is where things really turned up. We were having a convo when sex comes up. Sharing each other thoughts my bro ask ( the girl Iโ€™m in a date with) So you wouldnโ€™t let a dude hit before marriage?โ€ She respond swiftly โ€œOnly if he fine afโ€. I try to throw myself in there like โ€œ you know Iโ€™m up next โ€œ. Her response โ€œBoy bye, like I said Girl only if he fine I can ride his dick into the sunsetโ€. I can see my bro giving me eye contact through the rear view mirror. Itโ€™s hard to drive when you see disappointment in the rear view. A single tear nosedived from eyes down my cheek. I pulled over to the side of the road and let my girl drive the rest of the way. Iโ€™m tryna build something and she playing games. Bury me in Wakanda where the land flows with milk and honey and everybody look like me. Every time I play fortnite I land in lonely lodge. A nigga donโ€™t even be tryna play no more I just sit there and let myself get engulfed in the storm.
Af, Ass, and Beard: When you watchin Black Panther wit yo
 boo and Michael B. Jordan come on the
 screen
Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard donโ€™t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michael b Jordan head ass nigga pulls up I have no chance. Itโ€™s like Yamcha vs Jiren. So Iโ€™m on a double date, my bro, his girl, my girl, and I. We went to see Black Panther. Girls ruthless when they be describing they celebrirty crush. They be having no remorse describing features and attributes that We donโ€™t have. I donโ€™t got that much Virtual Currency to level up. While watching the trailers the girls converse about how hype they are for the movie and the fine line of melanated cast memebers. All throughout the movie when ever one of the dudes appeared shirtless like they on a jet beauty magazine they creamed. Michael B came up me and my bro both seen our girls mouth start to water like in the cartoons when you know they bout to fuck a plate of food. The ride home is where things really turned up. We were having a convo when sex comes up. Sharing each other thoughts my bro ask ( the girl Iโ€™m in a date with) So you wouldnโ€™t let a dude hit before marriage?โ€ She respond swiftly โ€œOnly if he fine afโ€. I try to throw myself in there like โ€œ you know Iโ€™m up next โ€œ. Her response โ€œBoy bye, like I said Girl only if he fine I can ride his dick into the sunsetโ€. I can see my bro giving me eye contact through the rear view mirror. Itโ€™s hard to drive when you see disappointment in the rear view. A single tear nosedived from eyes down my cheek. I pulled over to the side of the road and let my girl drive the rest of the way. Iโ€™m tryna build something and she playing games. Bury me in Wakanda where the land flows with milk and honey and everybody look like me. Every time I play fortnite I land in lonely lodge. A nigga donโ€™t even be tryna play no more I just sit there and let myself get engulfed in the storm.

Girls who have fetishes for niggas with beards are the worse. My beard donโ€™t connect so I know my limits are short and few. So when a Michae...