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In memory of Tony Starkย โ€œI LOVE YOU 3000โ€ณ
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Alive, Beard, and Children: feniczoroark: minority-cubed: princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually saidย in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, โ€˜Where am I, Cathy?โ€™ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I canโ€™t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isnโ€™t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnโ€™t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: Heโ€™s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town Iโ€™m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oralโ€ฆ_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. oh my god these are great fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes The last one is how I feel about all my schoolmates I can feel the frustration
Alive, Beard, and Children: feniczoroark:

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually saidย in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, โ€˜Where am I, Cathy?โ€™ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_______________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?WITNESS: No, I just lie there.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?WITNESS: July 18th.ATTORNEY: What year?WITNESS: Every year._____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I canโ€™t remember which.ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?WITNESS: Forty-five years._________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?WITNESS: I forget..ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isnโ€™t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnโ€™t know about it until the next morning?WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?____________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?WITNESS: Heโ€™s 20, much like your IQ.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?_________________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Getting laid____________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?____________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death..ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Take a guess.___________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beardATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town Iโ€™m going with male._____________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight._________________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?WITNESS: Oralโ€ฆ_________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PMATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.____________________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?______________________________________And last:ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No..ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

oh my god these are great

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes


The last one is how I feel about all my schoolmates

I can feel the frustration

feniczoroark: minority-cubed: princemetalthunder: skrill-cosby: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a...

Cute, Love, and Tumblr: THAT HAS A HEART endlesshero1122: cute-aesthetics-things: In memory of Tony Starkย โ€œI LOVE YOU 3000โ€ณ = YOU CAN GET ONE HERE = I WANT IT!!!!
Cute, Love, and Tumblr: THAT
 HAS A
 HEART
endlesshero1122:

cute-aesthetics-things:
In memory of Tony Starkย โ€œI LOVE YOU 3000โ€ณ
= YOU CAN GET ONE HERE =


I WANT IT!!!!

endlesshero1122: cute-aesthetics-things: In memory of Tony Starkย โ€œI LOVE YOU 3000โ€ณ = YOU CAN GET ONE HERE = I WANT IT!!!!

Cute, Love, and Target: THAT HAS A HEART endlesshero1122: cute-aesthetics-things: In memory of Tony Starkย โ€œI LOVE YOU 3000โ€ณ = YOU CAN GET ONE HERE = I WANT IT!!!!
Cute, Love, and Target: THAT
 HAS A
 HEART
endlesshero1122:

cute-aesthetics-things:
In memory of Tony Starkย โ€œI LOVE YOU 3000โ€ณ
= YOU CAN GET ONE HERE =


I WANT IT!!!!

endlesshero1122: cute-aesthetics-things: In memory of Tony Starkย โ€œI LOVE YOU 3000โ€ณ = YOU CAN GET ONE HERE = I WANT IT!!!!

Instagram, Petty, and Twitter: Petty Queen @NataliaNoyes Nobody says "wow" longer than a nigga when he get caught in a lie 9:31 PM.5/12/19 Twitter Web App 1,738 Retweets 5,320 Likes ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹
Instagram, Petty, and Twitter: Petty Queen
 @NataliaNoyes
 Nobody says "wow" longer than a nigga
 when he get caught in a lie
 9:31 PM.5/12/19 Twitter Web App
 1,738 Retweets 5,320 Likes
๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹

๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„: @๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฐ_๐—  ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ โ„๏ธ ๐—œ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ:@๐—ด๐—น๐—ถ๐˜‡๐˜‡๐˜†๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐Ÿฆ‹

Animals, Comfortable, and Gif: RADIO ive just-a-teenage-maniac: skyblueinyoueyes: basicallyjanina: jess-the-werefox: vicloud: protect-marine-animals: Help us to save the marine animals ๐ŸŒŠ The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over the world is interminable. We could throw statistics at you all day long (e.g. Upwards of 300 MILLION tons of plastic are consumed each year), but the impact of these numbers border on inconceivable. For those living on the coasts, a mere walk on the beach can give anyone insight into how staggering our addiction to plastic has become as bottles, cans, bags, lids and straws (just to name a few) are ever-present. In other areas that insight is more poignant as the remains of animal carcasses can frequently be observed; the plastic debris that many of them ingested or became entangled in still visible long after their death. Sadly, an overwhelming amount of plastic pollution isnโ€™t even visible to the human eye, with much of the pollution occurring out at sea or on a microscopic level. The short-lived use of millions of tons of plastic is, quite simply, unsustainable and dangerous. We have only begun to see the far-reaching consequences of plastic pollution and how it affects all living things. According to a study from Plymouth University, plastic pollution affects at least 700 marine species, while some estimates suggest that at least 100 million marine mammals are killed each year from plastic pollution.Here are some of the marine species most deeply impacted by plastic pollution. Sea Turtles Seals and Sea Lions Seabirds Fish Whales and Dolphins โ€“ GET SAVE THE WORLD UNISEX T-SHIRT HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE BOHEMIAN TROPICAL LEG CHAIN HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE STARFISH EARRING HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE SEA SHELL NECKLACE HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE MERMAID TAIL NECKLACE HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE WAVE BANGLE BRACELET HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET ย PROTECT OUR OCEAN T-SHIRT HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE โ€œOCEAN SOULโ€ LAYERED NECKLACE HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE WAVE RING HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE WAVE NECKLACE HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER SHELL ANKLET HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE PARACORD WHALE TAIL BRACELET HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE WAVE EARRINGS HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET KEEP OUR OCEAN BLUE T-SHIRT HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE WHALE TAIL NECKLACE ย HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER ANKLET HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE SUMMER SHELL NECKLACE HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE OCEAN PEARL BRACELET HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE OCEAN TURTLE NECKLACE HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE BOHEMIAN STARFISH ANKLET HERE โ€“ Every purchase supports Ocean Conservation. We give 15% of our profits to Organizations that bravely fight for Marine Conservation. SAVE OUR OCEANS!ย  BY 2050 OUR OCEANS WILL HOUSE MORE PLASTIC THAN FISH SAVE THE EARTH, DO YOUR PART. This is exactly what I was looking for. Itโ€™s comfortable, and well designed. Please help to save our oceans!ย ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’™ SAVE THE EARTH!!!
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skyblueinyoueyes:

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Help us to save the marine animals ๐ŸŒŠ
The role plastic products play in the daily lives of people all over the world is interminable. We could throw statistics at you all day long (e.g. Upwards of 300 MILLION tons of plastic are consumed each year), but the impact of these numbers border on inconceivable.
For those living on the coasts, a mere walk on the beach can give anyone insight into how staggering our addiction to plastic has become as bottles, cans, bags, lids and straws (just to name a few) are ever-present. In other areas that insight is more poignant as the remains of animal carcasses can frequently be observed; the plastic debris that many of them ingested or became entangled in still visible long after their death. Sadly, an overwhelming amount of plastic pollution isnโ€™t even visible to the human eye, with much of the pollution occurring out at sea or on a microscopic level.
The short-lived use of millions of tons of plastic is, quite simply, unsustainable and dangerous. We have only begun to see the far-reaching consequences of plastic pollution and how it affects all living things. According to a study from Plymouth University, plastic pollution affects at least 700 marine species, while some estimates suggest that at least 100 million marine mammals are killed each year from plastic pollution.Here are some of the marine species most deeply impacted by plastic pollution.
Sea Turtles
Seals and Sea Lions
Seabirds
Fish
Whales and Dolphins
โ€“ GET SAVE THE WORLD UNISEX T-SHIRT HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE BOHEMIAN TROPICAL LEG CHAIN HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE STARFISH EARRING HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE SEA SHELL NECKLACE HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE MERMAID TAIL NECKLACE HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE WAVE BANGLE BRACELET HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET ย PROTECT OUR OCEAN T-SHIRT HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE โ€œOCEAN SOULโ€ LAYERED NECKLACE HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE WAVE RING HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE WAVE NECKLACE HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER SHELL ANKLET HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE PARACORD WHALE TAIL BRACELET HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE WAVE EARRINGS HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET KEEP OUR OCEAN BLUE T-SHIRT HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE WHALE TAIL NECKLACE ย HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE BOHEMIAN SUMMER ANKLET HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE SUMMER SHELL NECKLACE HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE OCEAN PEARL BRACELET HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE OCEAN TURTLE NECKLACE HERE โ€“
โ€“ GET THE BOHEMIAN STARFISH ANKLET HERE โ€“
Every purchase supports Ocean Conservation. We give 15% of our profits to Organizations that bravely fight for Marine Conservation.

SAVE OUR OCEANS!ย 


BY 2050 OUR OCEANS WILL HOUSE MORE PLASTIC THAN FISH


SAVE THE EARTH, DO YOUR PART. 

This is exactly what I was looking for. Itโ€™s comfortable, and well designed. Please help to save our oceans!ย ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’™


SAVE THE EARTH!!!

just-a-teenage-maniac: skyblueinyoueyes: basicallyjanina: jess-the-werefox: vicloud: protect-marine-animals: Help us to save the mar...