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Germany: Germany will save them!
Germany: Germany will save them!

Germany will save them!

Germany: You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something
Germany: You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something

You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something

Germany: omg-humor: Spotted in germany
Germany: omg-humor: Spotted in germany

omg-humor: Spotted in germany

Germany: Germany… again
Germany: Germany… again

Germany… again

Germany: Even Hitler cared about Germany or something
Germany: Even Hitler cared about Germany or something

Even Hitler cared about Germany or something

Germany: Even Hitler cared about Germany or something by AlphaMeme_G MORE MEMES
Germany: Even Hitler cared about Germany or something by AlphaMeme_G MORE MEMES

Even Hitler cared about Germany or something by AlphaMeme_G MORE MEMES

Germany: Found at the Computer Science Department of Saarland University, Germany
Germany: Found at the Computer Science Department of Saarland University, Germany

Found at the Computer Science Department of Saarland University, Germany

Germany: wank Wank Wank Want There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise in the top. Guess it’s kinda popular with English speaking tourists!
Germany: wank Wank Wank Want There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise in the top. Guess it’s kinda popular with English speaking tourists!

There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise in the top. Guess it’s kinda popular with English speaking tourists!

Germany: wank Wank Wank Want There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise in the top. Guess it’s kinda popular with English speaking tourists!
Germany: wank Wank Wank Want There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise in the top. Guess it’s kinda popular with English speaking tourists!

There is a mountain in Germany called Wank. They sell merchandise in the top. Guess it’s kinda popular with English speaking tourists!

Germany: In 1931, Germany, Found hidden in the home of a rabbi’s family was this picture. On it’s back said “Our candles will burn for far longer than their flag will fly.”
Germany: In 1931, Germany, Found hidden in the home of a rabbi’s family was this picture. On it’s back said “Our candles will burn for far longer than their flag will fly.”

In 1931, Germany, Found hidden in the home of a rabbi’s family was this picture. On it’s back said “Our candles will burn for far longer...

Germany: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type Arctovish -Water / Ice-type IGN IGN Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type IGN IGN spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the “otto von guerick unicorn”) is actually from germany, but it’s the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this: “Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“ “The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“ “Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“ some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times. the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless) some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!
Germany: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type Arctovish -Water / Ice-type IGN IGN Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type IGN IGN spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the “otto von guerick unicorn”) is actually from germany, but it’s the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this: “Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“ “The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“ “Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“ some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times. the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless) some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!

spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several inc...