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Gay Niggas: Beyonce: *breathes* 30 year old mothers and gay niggas: @jxremixh I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting πŸ’€ So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. β€œYeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny πŸ’€ but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. β€œSo recently my brother passed away and-β€œ OH NAH πŸ’€ yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. β€œ-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-β€œ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. β€œIs something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. β€œNah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh
Gay Niggas: Beyonce: *breathes*
 30 year old mothers and gay niggas:
 @jxremixh
I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started this type of thing last year cause a lot of kids were killing themselves or something lol. Anyway the school deadass pays some middle aged balding white man to come in and talk to us about life and shit. Like nigga 99.9% of the kids in my grade wanna die lmaooo. Anyway last year all 900 kids in the sophomore class filed into the auditorium to listen to the speaker for 45 minutes straight. For the first like 30 minutes, I was fucking sleep. Shit was so boring bruh on my dead goldfish Jeremy. How you gon be a motivational speaker and sound like you wanna die yourself? Nigga voice was flatter than Ariana Grande ass. Anyway for the last 15 minutes, he took questions from the students. Now THIS is where it got interesting πŸ’€ So y’all know my nigga Aaron right? He wasn’t sitting next to me at the time but this nigga raises his hand. For some reason, they hand this nigga the microphone so the whole auditorium can hear it. β€œYeah I got one question. Let’s say you’re online dating a girl and when y’all meet up, she got a weewee bigger than yours. How do cope with that?” I mean yeah at first it was funny πŸ’€ but then security grabbed his ass and he got suspended for like a week. BUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON WHO RAISES THEIR HAND MAKES ME WANNA SET A FUCKING SHORT BUS ON FIRE. This bitch Sara , who’s right next to me, takes the microphone and as soon as she starts speaking I wanted to fucking die. Her voice would single handedly make suicide rates go up. β€œSo recently my brother passed away and-β€œ OH NAH πŸ’€ yo I’m so sorry but it was so hard not to fucking laugh I was almost crying. β€œ-and recently I’ve been really depressed and sometimes I even stare at the knives in my kitchen drawers and think about cutting myself-β€œ I COULDNT HOLD IT BRUH 😭😭 a nigga started DYINGGG as she was fucking talking 😭 she stops speaking and everybody starts staring at me. β€œIs something funny?” Omfg I wanted to punch her in the neck, I CANT STRESS HOW ANNOYING HER VOICE IS. Anyway I stop laughing and compose myself. β€œNah go ahead.” Bitch voice a whole genjutsu bruh

I think on Thursday or some shit my school has a motivational speaker come in and talk to all the students in that grade. They started th...

Gay Niggas: When you poke a hole in ya cousins condom & your grandma gets pregnant aasscraver TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!" So I click this shit hoping to see that video but of course that shit don't pop up. Instead a bunch of pop-ups appear on my screen: "Your Phone is at risk for a virus!" Yeet I know damn well I ain't got a virus. I close the tab and go back to the home page of the site. I almost gave up on beating my meat until I scrolled to the bottom of the page. "2 gay niggas fighting over a nigga" Bruh one of them niggas was hella cute I ain't gon lie and I ain't gay miss me with that. But I clicked that shit fast asl. The video plays and I start stroking my shit right. Ain't my proudest fap but a nigga was desperate. As soon as the 2 gay niggas started tounge punching each others buttholes I went into maximum overdrive word to Plankton. Before I nut my neph-son walks into the room. "Daddy I finis-" Before he could finish I FINISHED all over the place. My neph-son ran away screaming. "God dammit Junior wot in ternation were you thinking?" I get out of the bed but my shorts were still down. I trip and fall right onto my erect penis. I howled in pain. I look up to see Junior standing above me. "What are you doing help ya broth- I mean Dad!" He smiled and looked at me. From behind his back he pulled out Vaseline and duct tape. "I've been waiting for this." he said. So here I am, defenseless against my neph-son's advances, Vaseline in hand. Moral of the story: Xnxx is the best porn site don't @ me
Gay Niggas: When you poke a hole in ya cousins
 condom & your grandma gets pregnant
 aasscraver
TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!" So I click this shit hoping to see that video but of course that shit don't pop up. Instead a bunch of pop-ups appear on my screen: "Your Phone is at risk for a virus!" Yeet I know damn well I ain't got a virus. I close the tab and go back to the home page of the site. I almost gave up on beating my meat until I scrolled to the bottom of the page. "2 gay niggas fighting over a nigga" Bruh one of them niggas was hella cute I ain't gon lie and I ain't gay miss me with that. But I clicked that shit fast asl. The video plays and I start stroking my shit right. Ain't my proudest fap but a nigga was desperate. As soon as the 2 gay niggas started tounge punching each others buttholes I went into maximum overdrive word to Plankton. Before I nut my neph-son walks into the room. "Daddy I finis-" Before he could finish I FINISHED all over the place. My neph-son ran away screaming. "God dammit Junior wot in ternation were you thinking?" I get out of the bed but my shorts were still down. I trip and fall right onto my erect penis. I howled in pain. I look up to see Junior standing above me. "What are you doing help ya broth- I mean Dad!" He smiled and looked at me. From behind his back he pulled out Vaseline and duct tape. "I've been waiting for this." he said. So here I am, defenseless against my neph-son's advances, Vaseline in hand. Moral of the story: Xnxx is the best porn site don't @ me

TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!"...

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