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Sad, Gay, and Friend: SAD GAY SOUNDS When you're a pre-everything, in the closet mtf and your friend draws a gag picture of you as a going away present.
Sad, Gay, and Friend: SAD GAY SOUNDS
When you're a pre-everything, in the closet mtf and your friend draws a gag picture of you as a going away present.

When you're a pre-everything, in the closet mtf and your friend draws a gag picture of you as a going away present.

Bored, College, and Dad: sasstastic-turtles These are incredible xiaq Freshman year of high school, for my Bible class (private school Christian education, whattup) we had to write a diary entry from an Egyptian's pov during the period when Moses came to free the Israelites and the whole 10 plagues bit happened. I turned in three pages of hand-drawn hieroglyphics. 100. Sophomore year of high school we had to write a poem in the style of a poet we had covered that year. I chose Alfred Noyes (he wrote "The Highwayman") and, being that I was fully obsessed with Avatar the Last Airbender, I wrote "The Cabbage Man." 100. Junior year of high school we had to write a persuasive essay about Hamlet. I wrote mine arguing that Hamlet was very poor-sighted (he thinks Polonius is a fishmonger, he doesn't recognize Ophelia, he literally thinks Rosencrantz is a sponge, etc.). It was complete bullshit, but I provided textual evidence for every claim and ended with the assertion that, had Hamlet a good Ophthalmologist, a good amount of nonsense could have been avoided. I got a 100 and the teacher read it out loud to the class Senior year of high school, for my college admissions essay, I was supposed to write a letter to someone who changed my life. I wrote it to the monster who lived under my bed as a child. I got into every college I applied to. 21 Hilarious Tumblr Posts To Read When Youre Bored In Class - Yassssss Meme #yassssssmeme #yasssss #meme - Instead of learning stuff read this! The post 21 Hilarious Tumblr Posts To Read When Youre Bored In Class appeared first on Gag Dad.
Bored, College, and Dad: sasstastic-turtles
 These are incredible
 xiaq
 Freshman year of high school, for my Bible
 class (private school Christian education,
 whattup) we had to write a diary entry from an
 Egyptian's pov during the period when Moses
 came to free the Israelites and the whole 10
 plagues bit happened. I turned in three pages
 of hand-drawn hieroglyphics. 100.
 Sophomore year of high school we had to write
 a poem in the style of a poet we had covered
 that year. I chose Alfred Noyes (he wrote "The
 Highwayman") and, being that I was fully
 obsessed with Avatar the Last Airbender, I
 wrote "The Cabbage Man." 100.
 Junior year of high school we had to write a
 persuasive essay about Hamlet. I wrote mine
 arguing that Hamlet was very poor-sighted (he
 thinks Polonius is a fishmonger, he doesn't
 recognize Ophelia, he literally thinks
 Rosencrantz is a sponge, etc.). It was complete
 bullshit, but I provided textual evidence for
 every claim and ended with the assertion that,
 had Hamlet a good Ophthalmologist, a good
 amount of nonsense could have been avoided. I
 got a 100 and the teacher read it out loud to
 the class
 Senior year of high school, for my college
 admissions essay, I was supposed to write a
 letter to someone who changed my life. I wrote
 it to the monster who lived under my bed as a
 child. I got into every college I applied to.
21 Hilarious Tumblr Posts To Read When Youre Bored In Class - Yassssss Meme #yassssssmeme #yasssss #meme - Instead of learning stuff read this! The post 21 Hilarious Tumblr Posts To Read When Youre Bored In Class appeared first on Gag Dad.

21 Hilarious Tumblr Posts To Read When Youre Bored In Class - Yassssss Meme #yassssssmeme #yasssss #meme - Instead of learning stuff read th...