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full: lesbocosmo: targent: targent: new look…new me…new horizons the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy
full: lesbocosmo:

targent:

targent:
new look…new me…new horizons
the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy

lesbocosmo: targent: targent: new look…new me…new horizons the long awaited tank is here….Enjoy

full: starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup: black-girl-against-feminism: keyhollow: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t. Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables. This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens. It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen. Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds.  Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it. Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas. Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?
full: starkswhee:
queercyberoceancowgirl:

tulparightsactivist:

cheshireinthemiddle:


joekewlio:


systlin:

jabberwockypie:

kayrowhitesyrup:

black-girl-against-feminism:


keyhollow:

surprisebitch:

pancakes are made of eggs omfg




Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left. 


I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.
Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.
This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯



As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.
Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 


Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.
Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.
Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur. 


Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

starkswhee: queercyberoceancowgirl: tulparightsactivist: cheshireinthemiddle: joekewlio: systlin: jabberwockypie: kayrowhitesyrup...

full: afloweroutofstone: iamicecreamsbitch: averyterrible: afloweroutofstone: afloweroutofstone: the-real-numbers: identicaltomyself: argumate: afloweroutofstone: Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done. this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale. It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras? That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations. Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today: I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now! @cominyern​ Subgenre!  Red is killer/slasher/psychological Blue is monster/creature Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon Green is alien Black is zombies Purple is vampires It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest. that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety. (i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally) I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!
full: afloweroutofstone:

iamicecreamsbitch:

averyterrible:


afloweroutofstone:

afloweroutofstone:

the-real-numbers:

identicaltomyself:


argumate:


afloweroutofstone:
Spent the last four hours or so starting on a new project: mapping the locations of famous horror movies set in America. It’s a work in progress, y’all’ see more when I’m done.
this is like when the RAF tried to figure out where to armour their bombers by looking at the distribution of bullet holes; the empty area on the map is where nobody lived to tell the tale.


It follows population density pretty closely except that the desert Southwest is over represented. Is that because it’s close to Hollywood? Cheap to shoot in? High density of chupacabras?


That’s just where the spooky is. Everything else is just noise from large populations.

Since @argumate​ brought this back, here’s what the map looks like today:
I started adding any horror movie at all, not just well-known ones. Also, it’s global now!

@cominyern​ Subgenre! 
Red is killer/slasher/psychological
Blue is monster/creature
Yellow is ghost/spirit/demon
Green is alien
Black is zombies
Purple is vampires
It lets you look at some cool regional trends, like how ghosts are huge in New England while aliens and vampires have a cluster in the Southwest.

that the original had a lot of black in Pittsburgh is unsurprising, given where a certain George Romero came from, but it now has an interesting relative density and variety.

(i blame the Tom Savini practical effects school in Monessen, personally)



I wish this was an interactive map I want to find and watch my “local” horror movies! 

Ask and you shall receive! Here’s a link to explore the map for your local horror movies!

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full: melxncholymermxid: mens-rights-activia: What I look like when I wear camo vs what them city slickers see Me a city slicker:
full: melxncholymermxid:
mens-rights-activia:

What I look like when I wear camo vs what them city slickers see


Me a city slicker:

melxncholymermxid: mens-rights-activia: What I look like when I wear camo vs what them city slickers see Me a city slicker:

full: nudes4nae: simplysupreme: miseducatedmelanicmuse: Literally had this thought today ‼️‼️
full: nudes4nae:

simplysupreme:
miseducatedmelanicmuse:


Literally had this thought today



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nudes4nae: simplysupreme: miseducatedmelanicmuse: Literally had this thought today ‼️‼️

full: schwarzekatzen: positive-memes: collection of wholesome memes with cute twist endings… I looked at the comments and dont worry they’re indeed separate memes Yes of course 😊
full: schwarzekatzen:

positive-memes:

collection of wholesome memes with cute twist endings…


I looked at the comments and dont worry they’re indeed separate memes


Yes of course 😊

schwarzekatzen: positive-memes: collection of wholesome memes with cute twist endings… I looked at the comments and dont worry they’r...

full: phy-sal: khealywu: adulthoodisokay: [source] this is so bad this is the worst thing This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life -EXCITED KONRAD CURZE NOISES-
full: phy-sal:
khealywu:

adulthoodisokay:

[source]

this is so bad this is the worst thing

This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life



-EXCITED KONRAD CURZE NOISES-

phy-sal: khealywu: adulthoodisokay: [source] this is so bad this is the worst thing This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in...

full: heatandapathy: Nobody: Barns in the midwest:
full: heatandapathy:

Nobody:
Barns in the midwest:

heatandapathy: Nobody: Barns in the midwest:

full: bunjywunjy: lostinhistory: bidet-of-evil: officialukulele: nogoawayok: penguinsstealingsanity: that-ships-hellabig: phanfruit: krakkenchaos: swindontownswoodilypooper: petrovasinspace: f-i-v-e-byfive: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: ilovecountryeverything: titaniumbovine: peaceroxi: steveisoncrack: HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.  Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks …I had plans today but now. THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK. FUCK THIS GAME LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!! IT’S BACK WHY IS THIS BACK WHYYYYY oh shit I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas Ohmygod It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD i think this is gonna be a problem i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she  I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection I am on a dock by a bay the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base
full: bunjywunjy:
lostinhistory:

bidet-of-evil:

officialukulele:


nogoawayok:

penguinsstealingsanity:


that-ships-hellabig:


phanfruit:


krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY


Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas


Ohmygod


It once dropped my in my home town a few km’s from the airport XD


i think this is gonna be a problem

i feel threatened also why is one of the cows blurred out who is she 


I’m trapped in a bathroom and i have no reflection 

I am on a dock by a bay



the last time I played this, it dumped me in the middle of a desert and when I turned the camera around it was literally standing next to the runway of an air force base

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full: micaxiii: everythingfox: everythingfox: crumch When leg one entered the chat, I turned into a puddle 😭 if this aint a mood
full: micaxiii:
everythingfox:

everythingfox:

crumch

When leg one entered the chat, I turned into a puddle 😭

if this aint a mood

micaxiii: everythingfox: everythingfox: crumch When leg one entered the chat, I turned into a puddle 😭 if this aint a mood

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weltall2:

full: iidrils: thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis: makesuchexpensivemistakes: in my notifications
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thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:


makesuchexpensivemistakes:

in my notifications

iidrils: thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis: makesuchexpensivemistakes: in my notifications

full: arcampbell94: recrutas: // murat+ instagram + twitter
full: arcampbell94:

recrutas:

// murat+ instagram + twitter

arcampbell94: recrutas: // murat+ instagram + twitter

full: dat-soldier: everythingfox: “This punishment is not working…” (Source)
full: dat-soldier:
everythingfox:

“This punishment is not working…”
(Source)

dat-soldier: everythingfox: “This punishment is not working…” (Source)

full: manlet-oppressor: yimra: anarcho-gunman: Just did the census and it looks like we whites were the real kings all along. We just gonna call that white tho ?
full: manlet-oppressor:
yimra:


anarcho-gunman:

Just did the census and it looks like we whites were the real kings all along.


We just gonna call that white tho ?

manlet-oppressor: yimra: anarcho-gunman: Just did the census and it looks like we whites were the real kings all along. We just gonn...

full: quintusbenedictus: parma-jawn: sethlord: The content I’m here for who is he
full: quintusbenedictus:

parma-jawn:

sethlord:

The content I’m here for

who is he

quintusbenedictus: parma-jawn: sethlord: The content I’m here for who is he

full: iineffablemoon: Jedi master and green alien from toy story
full: iineffablemoon:

Jedi master and green alien from toy story

iineffablemoon: Jedi master and green alien from toy story

full: sixthrock: spoon-crossing: Tommy neglected to inform me about the body
full: sixthrock:

spoon-crossing:
Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

sixthrock: spoon-crossing: Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

full: gravityjunior: incomprehensible-guide: chopper: sir…. Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use
full: gravityjunior:
incomprehensible-guide:


chopper:
sir….



Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

gravityjunior: incomprehensible-guide: chopper: sir…. Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a...

full: Life’s full of little Platygons
full: Life’s full of little Platygons

Life’s full of little Platygons

full: miileskine: miileskine: this is the realest shit i’ve ever read all the french in the notes are like
full: miileskine:
miileskine:
this is the realest shit i’ve ever read
all the french in the notes are like

miileskine: miileskine: this is the realest shit i’ve ever read all the french in the notes are like

full: Hands full of work
full: Hands full of work

Hands full of work

full: Hands full of work
full: Hands full of work

Hands full of work

full: lioncoloredgoat: pup-fenwick: monster-visions: gahdamnpunk: when I tell you I’m yelling 💀💀 @cloud-peth Plot twist: your problematic does something fave
full: lioncoloredgoat:

pup-fenwick:

monster-visions:

gahdamnpunk:


when I tell you I’m yelling 💀💀




@cloud-peth 


Plot twist: your problematic does something fave

lioncoloredgoat: pup-fenwick: monster-visions: gahdamnpunk: when I tell you I’m yelling 💀💀 @cloud-peth Plot twist: your probl...

full: fuckyahumor: ouroboyfriend: real life art
full: fuckyahumor:

ouroboyfriend:

real life art

fuckyahumor: ouroboyfriend: real life art

full: olderandhumbler: At least one Italian is trying to push off the next Great Australian Italian Cheese War of 2020
full: olderandhumbler:
At least one Italian is trying to push off the next Great Australian Italian Cheese War of 2020

olderandhumbler: At least one Italian is trying to push off the next Great Australian Italian Cheese War of 2020

full: a-common-haitian-name: rainbow-rebel: thefloatingstone: cartoonnetworkhistory: cartoon network commercial from 2004 lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
full: a-common-haitian-name:
rainbow-rebel:


thefloatingstone:

cartoonnetworkhistory:
cartoon network commercial from 2004
lol so anyway it’s basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so.



YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a-common-haitian-name: rainbow-rebel: thefloatingstone: cartoonnetworkhistory: cartoon network commercial from 2004 lol so anyway it’s...