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Gif, Iron Man, and Life: JARVIS: I actually think I need to sleep now, sir.
no1subject:
shadowstep-of-bast:
edgebug:
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
You stop that right now
![Gif, Iron Man, and Life: JARVIS: I actually think I need to sleep now, sir.
no1subject:
shadowstep-of-bast:
edgebug:
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.
You stop that right now]()
no1subject: shadowstep-of-bast: edgebug: I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’...
Minecraft, Karma, and Back: When you're peacefully playing Minecraft
in 2018, but then half the fanbase comes
back and starts ranting about the new
features, and you're just there like
u/frightened-inmate-2
This will probably cost me karma, but I had to get this off my chest.
![Minecraft, Karma, and Back: When you're peacefully playing Minecraft
in 2018, but then half the fanbase comes
back and starts ranting about the new
features, and you're just there like
u/frightened-inmate-2
This will probably cost me karma, but I had to get this off my chest.]()
This will probably cost me karma, but I had to get this off my chest.
Tumblr, Blog, and Fear: 6. a) Who is your hero?
My .Aetksr
b) Why do you consider this person a hero?
angintiq
S*
c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
My..wolher
awesomesthesia:
Father : fear no man , but that thing , it scares me
![Tumblr, Blog, and Fear: 6. a) Who is your hero?
My .Aetksr
b) Why do you consider this person a hero?
angintiq
S*
c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
My..wolher
awesomesthesia:
Father : fear no man , but that thing , it scares me]()
awesomesthesia: Father : fear no man , but that thing , it scares me
Meme, Fear, and Hero: 6. a) Who is your hero?
My.. leth.t.
b) Why do you consider this person a hero?
..Hhet aid C.l anghig..
c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
eis et...
Mu wother
th.er
10
I fear no man.
er
But that thing...
it scares me.
my first regular meme pls dont stel
![Meme, Fear, and Hero: 6. a) Who is your hero?
My.. leth.t.
b) Why do you consider this person a hero?
..Hhet aid C.l anghig..
c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
eis et...
Mu wother
th.er
10
I fear no man.
er
But that thing...
it scares me.
my first regular meme pls dont stel]()
my first regular meme pls dont stel
Dank, Meme, and Memes: 6. a) Who is your hero?
My.. leth.t.
b) Why do you consider this person a hero?
..Hhet aid C.l anghig..
c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
eis et...
Mu wother
th.er
10
I fear no man.
er
But that thing...
it scares me.
my first regular meme pls dont stel by Jadwap
MORE MEMES
![Dank, Meme, and Memes: 6. a) Who is your hero?
My.. leth.t.
b) Why do you consider this person a hero?
..Hhet aid C.l anghig..
c) Is there anything your hero is frightened of?
eis et...
Mu wother
th.er
10
I fear no man.
er
But that thing...
it scares me.
my first regular meme pls dont stel by Jadwap
MORE MEMES]()
my first regular meme pls dont stel by Jadwap MORE MEMES
Dank, Snake, and 🤖: THIS CATERPILLAR MIMICS A SNAKE
WHEN FRIGHTENED
Mark Bowler
he puffs up those eyes, they fill withair
Why turn into a moth if you can be a snake.
By Mark Bowler
![Dank, Snake, and 🤖: THIS CATERPILLAR MIMICS A SNAKE
WHEN FRIGHTENED
Mark Bowler
he puffs up those eyes, they fill withair
Why turn into a moth if you can be a snake.
By Mark Bowler]()
Why turn into a moth if you can be a snake. By Mark Bowler
Apparently, Driving, and Police: Frank Lowe
7 mins West Hartford
Just saw an African-American man being interrogated by
FIVE white cops for apparently driving with a cellphone in
his hand. The man was visibly frightened (who wouldn't
be?), so I stopped, pulled over, gave him a thumbs up and
watched. With my cellphone in hand, ready to do
something. The cops acknowledged my presence, clearly
knew what I was doing, and then slowly dwindled down to
just one cop. I don't know if I made a difference, but I was
willing to wait it out no matter what.
I AM WATCHING YOU RACIST POLICE OFFICERS.
Fuck bigots.
mygayassshenanigans:
wildlyunlikelynae:
Use your white privilege
that’s what im talkin about, Frank! use your damn white privilege for GOOD! help us out when you see somethin like this!
![Apparently, Driving, and Police: Frank Lowe
7 mins West Hartford
Just saw an African-American man being interrogated by
FIVE white cops for apparently driving with a cellphone in
his hand. The man was visibly frightened (who wouldn't
be?), so I stopped, pulled over, gave him a thumbs up and
watched. With my cellphone in hand, ready to do
something. The cops acknowledged my presence, clearly
knew what I was doing, and then slowly dwindled down to
just one cop. I don't know if I made a difference, but I was
willing to wait it out no matter what.
I AM WATCHING YOU RACIST POLICE OFFICERS.
Fuck bigots.
mygayassshenanigans:
wildlyunlikelynae:
Use your white privilege
that’s what im talkin about, Frank! use your damn white privilege for GOOD! help us out when you see somethin like this!]()
mygayassshenanigans: wildlyunlikelynae: Use your white privilege that’s what im talkin about, Frank! use your damn white privilege for GOOD...
Bad, Friends, and Love: SURE IS!
SOME REALLY BAD PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO SCARE
AND INTIMIDATE THEM, SO I
THOUGHT WE COULD SHOW
OUR LOVE BY PUTTING
THIS IN OUR WINDOW!
IS THAT A I BOUGHT IT
MENORAHTO SHOW
SUPPORT FOR
OUR JEWISH
FRIENDS.
NO ONE SHOULD FEEL
DEHUMANIZED BECAUSE
OF THEIR RACE OR WHAT
THEY BELIEVE, ESPECIALLY
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
SO ARE WE
GETTING
HANUKKAH YOUR LUCK
GIFTS THIS AND YOU'LL
YEAR, TOO?! GET 8 LUMPS
PUSH
OF COAL.
FowlLanguage ComicS.com
- ©BrianGordan
Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. So I'm decorating (and posting this cartoon) in solidarity. ☮️💟 Bonus Panel: goo.gl-PcLFqR
![Bad, Friends, and Love: SURE IS!
SOME REALLY BAD PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO SCARE
AND INTIMIDATE THEM, SO I
THOUGHT WE COULD SHOW
OUR LOVE BY PUTTING
THIS IN OUR WINDOW!
IS THAT A I BOUGHT IT
MENORAHTO SHOW
SUPPORT FOR
OUR JEWISH
FRIENDS.
NO ONE SHOULD FEEL
DEHUMANIZED BECAUSE
OF THEIR RACE OR WHAT
THEY BELIEVE, ESPECIALLY
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
SO ARE WE
GETTING
HANUKKAH YOUR LUCK
GIFTS THIS AND YOU'LL
YEAR, TOO?! GET 8 LUMPS
PUSH
OF COAL.
FowlLanguage ComicS.com
- ©BrianGordan
Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. So I'm decorating (and posting this cartoon) in solidarity. ☮️💟 Bonus Panel: goo.gl-PcLFqR]()
Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue sh...
Bad, Friends, and Love: SURE IS!
SOME REALLY BAD PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO SCARE
AND INTIMIDATE THEM, S0 I
THOUGHT WE COULD SHOW
OUR LOVE BY PUTTING
THIS IN OUR WINDOW!
IS THAT AI BOUGHT IT
MENORAH?TO SHOW
SUPPORT FOR
OUR JEWISH
FRIENDS.
NO ONE SHOULD FEEL
DEHUMANIZED BECAUSE
SO ARE WE
GETTING
HANUKKAH
PUSH
YOUR LUCK
OF THEIR RACE OR WHAT
THEY BELIEVE, ESPECIALLYGIETS THIS
DURING THE HOLIDAYS
YEAR, TOO?! GET 8 LUMPS
OF COAL
FowlLanguage Comics.com
Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. So I'm decorating (and posting this cartoon) in solidarity.
☮️💟
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/PcLFqR
![Bad, Friends, and Love: SURE IS!
SOME REALLY BAD PEOPLE
ARE TRYING TO SCARE
AND INTIMIDATE THEM, S0 I
THOUGHT WE COULD SHOW
OUR LOVE BY PUTTING
THIS IN OUR WINDOW!
IS THAT AI BOUGHT IT
MENORAH?TO SHOW
SUPPORT FOR
OUR JEWISH
FRIENDS.
NO ONE SHOULD FEEL
DEHUMANIZED BECAUSE
SO ARE WE
GETTING
HANUKKAH
PUSH
YOUR LUCK
OF THEIR RACE OR WHAT
THEY BELIEVE, ESPECIALLYGIETS THIS
DURING THE HOLIDAYS
YEAR, TOO?! GET 8 LUMPS
OF COAL
FowlLanguage Comics.com
Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue shooting. So I'm decorating (and posting this cartoon) in solidarity.
☮️💟
Bonus Panel: goo.gl/PcLFqR]()
Today's comic was inspired by friend whose young daughter was frightened to decorate for Hanukkah after the horrible Pittsburgh synagogue sh...
Memes, Break, and Rugby: When you see a prop make a line break
RUGBY
MEMES
l'm both frightened and aroused.
Proplife 😂😂 rugby proplife prop frontrow
![Memes, Break, and Rugby: When you see a prop make a line break
RUGBY
MEMES
l'm both frightened and aroused.
Proplife 😂😂 rugby proplife prop frontrow]()
Proplife 😂😂 rugby proplife prop frontrow
England, Friends, and Memes: put a wig on the dog and frightened the
crap out of the postman
Wokingham, England
Dm this to 5 friends that would do this!🦁
![England, Friends, and Memes: put a wig on the dog and frightened the
crap out of the postman
Wokingham, England
Dm this to 5 friends that would do this!🦁]()
Dm this to 5 friends that would do this!🦁
![Being Alone, Anaconda, and Android: nightmare
some guy u dont kno that well: What, I don't get a hug?
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srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time
like where if he knows a girl doesn’t necessarily want to give him a hug, he will trap her in this position in front of witnesses where she has 2 options- both of which are undesirable for her, while simultaneously desirable for him
if she doesn’t want to hug him, whatever she does, it will suck for her.
she can 1. say nah and be the fucking asshole in front of other ppl or 2. forsake her corporeal boundaries and allow unwanted intimate contact
it’s a f***ing trap
F***ing hate dudes forreal.
too many f***ing times ugh
Story time.One day I was on the MAX (basically a giant street car that goes all over the metro area) on my way to meet up with a few friends. I didn’t look at anyone, I didn’t speak to anyone, I just stood to the side on my phone making sure I wasn’t going to be late to my meeting.Out of no where, this guy comes up to me and starts to chat me up. Me, being who I am, am absolutely terrified to tell this guy to f*** off. He was at least half a foot taller than me, and was way too bulky for me to fight back. So I suck it up at humor him, say hello. Before introducing himself or asking me for my name, he asks me out on a date. Not wanting to piss him off I try to make light of the situation and I laugh, telling him that my boyfriend wouldn’t like the idea, but thank you for the offer. He just shrugs and says, “He doesn’t need to know.”At this point I’m scared out of my mind. There’s this guy who, after seeing me run two blocks to catch the train, comes up to me and has made it perfectly clear that he wasn’t going to leave without getting something out of me.I deny him a second time, saying, “I don’t even know you’re name. We’re strangers, I don’t know you.” He finally introduces himself and asks me for my phone number. I tell him I don’t give my number out to people I’ve just met and he says, “Fine, but at least take mine so we can meet up later.” So he watches me plug his number into my phone (which I deleted as soon as I knew I was safe and away from him) as we’re pulling up to my stop. I tell him I need to leave and switch trains and he tells me, “Oh, I’ll wait with you. I don’t have any plans, so I’m in no rush.” It’s important to note what at this point he had previously told me that he was late to a job interview, but he has all the time in the world because he still hasn’t gotten what he wanted from me; a yes.I get off of the train and he follows me, and waits at the platform with me for over ten minutes until my train arrives, asking me all sorts of personal questions about where I live and where I was going that day. As soon as the train pulls up he grabs for me and says, “Do I at least get a hug before you go?”I was terrified. I was embarrassed. This dude, who before even asking me for my name asks me out on a date and then continues to harass me after I tell him I have a boyfriend, asks me for a hug only fifteen minutes after meeting. People around us were staring at me, as if I was being rude for denying him, and every inch of me was mortified. I wanted to run, but I felt like if I had done that he would have chased after me and things would have gotten worse. So I did, and he squeezed me so tight I felt like I was going to burst. It took me a good ten seconds to get him to let go and I ran to the train car just as the doors were closing. He was trying to get me to miss my train so I would have to wait with him even longer. I would have been stuck there for over a half an hour until the next train came by, and the platform (aside from the few buses coming by) was now COMPLETELY EMPTY. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing and he knew EXACTLY how to get me alone with him.People, if you are in a situation like this do not feel obligated to give in. If someone is making you uncomfortable and asks to touch you in any way, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY YES. Make excuses, be blunt, just straight up say ‘no’. If possible, go to someone else near by who you think can help you and ask them to help you. It’s important for guys to learn that they can’t get what they want just by asking over and over again.I got lucky. But not everyone does. Please, everyone, Be Safe.
SECOND STORY TIME
So I was on the transit bus alone one time. This was my first time riding, and so already I was PETRIFIED. I sit down, pull out my ipod, and begin to play some games. This guy sits down next to me, and begins trying to have a conversation. I don’t really respond, I don’t even look at him, just give half-hearted “mhm”s and “oh”s, as I don’t want to be rude if he was just striking up a friendly conversation. He then asks me on a date.
Now, as I stated before, I already was absolutely petrified. My heart stopped and I didn’t know how to answer. So I just didn’t. He didn’t let up and I could feel his eyes on me. I quietly stammer out a “no thanks” and my stop HAPPENS to be coming up, so I pull the string thing to let the driver know I want to stop there, and once we stop and the doors open I get up and he asks me, “Well, can I at least have a hug before you go if you won’t go on a date with me?”
This makes me break. There are now people staring, as we are the only people standing up and not getting off… So I just start crying. Hell, I am bawling almost instantly. He looks so fucking freaked out and people are now getting up to come over and comfort me/question him. I don’t stop crying, and he keeps trying to comfort me by touching me, and people are yelling at him for that.
AND THEN. AND. FUCKING. THEN. THE GOD DAMN BUS DRIVER. A VERY EASILY 6 FOOT BURLY MAN. COMES OVER TO US. PULLS THE GUY AWAY. AND KNEELS DOWN. HE THEN ASKS, IN THE MOST CALM VOICE, “Did you request the stop?” I very slowly and shakily nod, as I am still crying my eyes out. He then asks, “Do you want to get off?” I give a quiet “mhm” and nod once again, and he offers me his hand. I take it, he stands up, and he escorts me off the bus. He asks me questions such as where I was going next, if I was going to meet someone shortly, if I was going to transfer buses from there. He was very polite and waited for me to answer the entire time, and my friend (who I was going to be meeting there) showed up. He asked me if this was someone I knew, I said yes, and he said alright, have a good day. He then told me- and this is something stuck in my mind forever, so it is word for word-
“If some guy EVER starts harassing you like that again, do exactly what you did there. Cry. Cry and scream and have a temper tantrum. Not only will it throw him off, but it will get others to notice. They might not interfere, they might, but you will have gotten their attention and if you happen to go missing the next day the search for you will be a hell of a lot easier because everyone in that location will have seen you screaming and crying with a guy now very awkward with his actions. They will know. That is what my daughter did, and three days after she went missing she was back in my arms. I pray for you and every other person like you who has this done. You stay safe now, okay?” And after I began blubbering again, I nodded and he left.
So this is the second lesson for yall. If you can not have the courage to say no or make an excuse, cry. Let out those sobs and tears and cry your heart out. Because it is going to make people notice and make people aware.
Reblogging for that second story. This might save a life.
I just wanna note that bus drivers can be really amazing and good ones do look out for their riders.
Also, as an additional tip (in case you cannot cry on command or such), you can say, “No, because you’re creepy/creeping me out” and if he persists or tries to laugh it off, say “I do not want to be touched” and look at one of the strangers/persons that is watching.
It:1. Gives them a sense of urgency in the situation, as the eye contact is a way to make them feel as though you are personally asking for their help and it is now their obligation to help.2. Contains words so that if you’re in a public place but people aren’t necessarily watching, then they (as natural evesdroppers) can overhear the attention-grabbing words and then notice the situation. Note, this does NOT mean that they will come for help, but you might be able to look someone in the eye (as previously mentioned) or just get some people’s attention.3. It shows that you have fight in you. As with rapists, those who are physically aggressive (ie. these huggers) choose women they see as an easy target. The moment you show them you are going/willing to fight them, they are less likely to continue. Sadly, this is not always the case, but every little bit helps.
Hopes this also helps, guys, and I’m so sad that this has to even be a post we need.
Dudes who follow me: 1) reblog this 2) don’t be the creepy guy who asks random women for hugs 3) be aware of your friends or random creepy dudes and call them out if they act gross towards girls/womem
Ok, I wasn’t going to comment about this, because there was no way of doing it without talking about a part of my life I really didn’t want to. But fuck that, there be young girls out there who need a hand.
So I used to be hot when I was young. I mean, model hot, because I actually used to model. Even now, I’ve let myself go on purpose because I was tired of the harassment. But I fit a UK size 6 with a pert ass from volleyball and a cup c breast. As you can imagine, I couldn’t wear anything or go ANYWHERE without being harassed. I sometimes even happened in church.
Anyway, I’m not a shrinking lily, and when I get angry enough I can do some crazy shit. So here are some of my coping mechanisms:
1) find a matronly looking lady, run up to her with ‘aunt may! I haven’t seen you in ages! ’ then whisper ‘please help he’s harassing me!’. 99.9 times out of 100, she will be scandalised and help you anyway even if she’s annoyed or in a hurry. If no older lady is available, find a younger one, or a nun, or a trans lady. We of the sisterhood know what it is to be harnessed, and I guarantee if you look frightened enough, they will help.
2) If you are out alone at night, and someone is following you, spot a house or apartment where the lights are on and knock, asking ‘mum’ or ‘dad’ or ‘john’ to let you in. Even if the people inside are annoyed, odds are they won’t turn you away, and you can phone someone to pick you up, or phone the police from a safe space
3) Make noise. Cry and scream loudly, call them out ‘i don’t know you and you are terrifying me! Please get away from me!’ if there are people around. Even if they don’t help directly for fear of their own safety, someone around you is calling security or 911.
4) speak a foreign language. If you know it, speak the language to them fast and incessantly, like you have just met someone you knew and you’re just giving the best performance rant of why your OTP is the best OTP. Make yourself ANNOYING. Think about what would be awkward and annoying to you and make it what you do to them. If you make them think YOU are something to get away from they will leave you in peace.
Now beware, the following ones are the CRAZY ones and may not always work. But they are a valid last resort:
5) stare at them. Stare at them like you’re hungry and they are a hapless deer you’re going to tear to pieces. Like yours the girl from the ring emerging from the TV to kill them. Don’t smile, don’t change your expression. DON’T BLINK. Hold their state like you’re Wednesday Adams about to do unspeakable things to a spider, and they are the spider. Even the most courageous of stalkers balk at this, but if they don’t…
6) Use the Hannibal Lector. After staring at them for and extended period of time (imagine all the things that have made you scared, imagine you could get revenge on them for putting you here, that’s the thought you need to have), if they are getting closer to you, whisper something like ‘i would fry your liver in garlic’. Even the hardiest ones will be taken aback, but keep it up while making sure you don’t let the others hear you. Things like, occult star readings requiring blood, wondering whether he is the offering the spirits sent. If you’re on this site you’ve read some weird shit at least once. Tell him that. Tell him you would like him to meet your lord, Vlad the Impaler, who requires much blood to be appeased. Be a stereotypical ‘crazy bitch’ like they see in the movies. Believe it or not, this has worked for me twice.
Above all, banish the notion that you have to be polite.
They were impolite by approaching you. If you can, ignore them. If you are not alone, pointedly put headphones in your ear, and don’t make eye contact, wait for them to realise that ‘youre a bitch anyway’ and move away. If you are alone, evade and find places and ways to fix that as soon as POSSIBLE.
And if all else fails, summon Satan.
Something I have learned at work:
Never underestimate the power of a good “EXCUSE me????”
Legit. It makes people STOP IN THEIR TRACKS. This is the one I whip out when people start swearing at me over the headset and always, without fail, they stop what they’re saying, shocked.
Go for offended, and go for loud. Not yelling loud, but giving-your-best-presentation loud. “EXCUSE me??? You approached me two minutes ago, I don’t even know your name, and you want WHAT? Creep.”
For one, the presentation will shock them. For another, that indignant tone? EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS GOING TO WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS JUICY SHIT.
Now the second key here is, DON’T LET HIM JADE (justify, argue, defend, explain). He smiles and goes “I just wanted–” FUCKING INTERRUPT HIM. Firmly. Irritably. “I heard what you wanted, and I’ve already declined once. Maybe you should go back to kindergarten where they teach you no means no.” Run right over the fucker. He’s not respecting your words, you don’t need to respect his.
A further note: if you’re an iPhone user, you can use Siri to call 911. (I know Android has a similar function, but I don’t know what it is–play with your AI and find out.) If you’re in a secluded area, this works well; I used to walk home from work at 2am and had to do it twice. Make eye contact with your harasser, activate Siri, and loudly, firmly say “Siri, call 911.” Siri will immediately reply “calling emergency services.” (It actually takes five seconds to activate, but there’s a Call Now button if you need it.) Almost ALWAYS the person harassing you would rather take off than wait for you to get a dispatcher on the line.
As they say on the podcast, My Favorite Murder:
Fuck Politeness.
This is NOT the kind of thing I usually post on here, but this is something that every female [or, every person honestly, harrassment isnt a one way street]needs to see. This is a fairly active blog, so I hope to see numerous reblogs.
Who cares that this isn’t Harry Potter it’s important
stay safe people](https://pics.conservativememes.com/nightmare-some-guy-u-dont-kno-that-well-what-i-42553536.png)
Drunk, Life, and Memes: Me, drunk and oversharing my life story
and many mental health problems to a
group of frightened strangers at the bar
Me last night 🦍 Get following @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma
![Drunk, Life, and Memes: Me, drunk and oversharing my life story
and many mental health problems to a
group of frightened strangers at the bar
Me last night 🦍 Get following @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma]()
Me last night 🦍 Get following @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma @scouse_ma
Drunk, Life, and Memes: Me, drunk and oversharing my life story
and many mental health problems to a
group of frightened strangers at the bar
HEHES
Y’all wanna hear a list of my mental illnesses???? GATHER ROUNNNND
![Drunk, Life, and Memes: Me, drunk and oversharing my life story
and many mental health problems to a
group of frightened strangers at the bar
HEHES
Y’all wanna hear a list of my mental illnesses???? GATHER ROUNNNND]()
Y’all wanna hear a list of my mental illnesses???? GATHER ROUNNNND
Memes, Pup, and 🤖: Doggo is frightened by moving stairs
and needs a lift
gsbeingbasic
@googlegoldendorado
Halp, moving stairs cause a fright. Plz carry. Pup @googlegoldendorado
![Memes, Pup, and 🤖: Doggo is frightened by moving stairs
and needs a lift
gsbeingbasic
@googlegoldendorado
Halp, moving stairs cause a fright. Plz carry. Pup @googlegoldendorado]()
Halp, moving stairs cause a fright. Plz carry. Pup @googlegoldendorado
Gladiator, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #963
Joaquin Phoenix ad-libbed his scream of "Am
not merciful?" in Gladiator. Connie Nielsen
wasn't expecting it, and her frightened
reaction was genuine
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MOVIES
FACT #963
Joaquin Phoenix ad-libbed his scream of "Am
not merciful?" in Gladiator. Connie Nielsen
wasn't expecting it, and her frightened
reaction was genuine
Which Joaquin Phoenix movie is your favorite? 🎬🎥 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix Loki joaquinphoenix gladiator russelcrowe fighting war fight]()
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Drunk, Life, and Good: Me, drunk and oversharing my life story
and many mental health problems to a
group of frightened strangers at the bar
HEHES
This has happened too many times. Good thing @hilarioushumanitarian always listens to me!
![Drunk, Life, and Good: Me, drunk and oversharing my life story
and many mental health problems to a
group of frightened strangers at the bar
HEHES
This has happened too many times. Good thing @hilarioushumanitarian always listens to me!]()
This has happened too many times. Good thing @hilarioushumanitarian always listens to me!
![Being Alone, Anaconda, and Android: nightmare
some guy u dont kno that well: What, I don't get a hug?
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srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time
like where if he knows a girl doesn’t necessarily want to give him a hug, he will trap her in this position in front of witnesses where she has 2 options- both of which are undesirable for her, while simultaneously desirable for him
if she doesn’t want to hug him, whatever she does, it will suck for her.
she can 1. say nah and be the fucking asshole in front of other ppl or 2. forsake her corporeal boundaries and allow unwanted intimate contact
it’s a f***ing trap
F***ing hate dudes forreal.
too many f***ing times ugh
Story time.One day I was on the MAX (basically a giant street car that goes all over the metro area) on my way to meet up with a few friends. I didn’t look at anyone, I didn’t speak to anyone, I just stood to the side on my phone making sure I wasn’t going to be late to my meeting.Out of no where, this guy comes up to me and starts to chat me up. Me, being who I am, am absolutely terrified to tell this guy to f*** off. He was at least half a foot taller than me, and was way too bulky for me to fight back. So I suck it up at humor him, say hello. Before introducing himself or asking me for my name, he asks me out on a date. Not wanting to piss him off I try to make light of the situation and I laugh, telling him that my boyfriend wouldn’t like the idea, but thank you for the offer. He just shrugs and says, “He doesn’t need to know.”At this point I’m scared out of my mind. There’s this guy who, after seeing me run two blocks to catch the train, comes up to me and has made it perfectly clear that he wasn’t going to leave without getting something out of me.I deny him a second time, saying, “I don’t even know you’re name. We’re strangers, I don’t know you.” He finally introduces himself and asks me for my phone number. I tell him I don’t give my number out to people I’ve just met and he says, “Fine, but at least take mine so we can meet up later.” So he watches me plug his number into my phone (which I deleted as soon as I knew I was safe and away from him) as we’re pulling up to my stop. I tell him I need to leave and switch trains and he tells me, “Oh, I’ll wait with you. I don’t have any plans, so I’m in no rush.” It’s important to note what at this point he had previously told me that he was late to a job interview, but he has all the time in the world because he still hasn’t gotten what he wanted from me; a yes.I get off of the train and he follows me, and waits at the platform with me for over ten minutes until my train arrives, asking me all sorts of personal questions about where I live and where I was going that day. As soon as the train pulls up he grabs for me and says, “Do I at least get a hug before you go?”I was terrified. I was embarrassed. This dude, who before even asking me for my name asks me out on a date and then continues to harass me after I tell him I have a boyfriend, asks me for a hug only fifteen minutes after meeting. People around us were staring at me, as if I was being rude for denying him, and every inch of me was mortified. I wanted to run, but I felt like if I had done that he would have chased after me and things would have gotten worse. So I did, and he squeezed me so tight I felt like I was going to burst. It took me a good ten seconds to get him to let go and I ran to the train car just as the doors were closing. He was trying to get me to miss my train so I would have to wait with him even longer. I would have been stuck there for over a half an hour until the next train came by, and the platform (aside from the few buses coming by) was now COMPLETELY EMPTY. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing and he knew EXACTLY how to get me alone with him.People, if you are in a situation like this do not feel obligated to give in. If someone is making you uncomfortable and asks to touch you in any way, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY YES. Make excuses, be blunt, just straight up say ‘no’. If possible, go to someone else near by who you think can help you and ask them to help you. It’s important for guys to learn that they can’t get what they want just by asking over and over again.I got lucky. But not everyone does. Please, everyone, Be Safe.
SECOND STORY TIME
So I was on the transit bus alone one time. This was my first time riding, and so already I was PETRIFIED. I sit down, pull out my ipod, and begin to play some games. This guy sits down next to me, and begins trying to have a conversation. I don’t really respond, I don’t even look at him, just give half-hearted “mhm”s and “oh”s, as I don’t want to be rude if he was just striking up a friendly conversation. He then asks me on a date.
Now, as I stated before, I already was absolutely petrified. My heart stopped and I didn’t know how to answer. So I just didn’t. He didn’t let up and I could feel his eyes on me. I quietly stammer out a “no thanks” and my stop HAPPENS to be coming up, so I pull the string thing to let the driver know I want to stop there, and once we stop and the doors open I get up and he asks me, “Well, can I at least have a hug before you go if you won’t go on a date with me?”
This makes me break. There are now people staring, as we are the only people standing up and not getting off… So I just start crying. Hell, I am bawling almost instantly. He looks so fucking freaked out and people are now getting up to come over and comfort me/question him. I don’t stop crying, and he keeps trying to comfort me by touching me, and people are yelling at him for that.
AND THEN. AND. FUCKING. THEN. THE GOD DAMN BUS DRIVER. A VERY EASILY 6 FOOT BURLY MAN. COMES OVER TO US. PULLS THE GUY AWAY. AND KNEELS DOWN. HE THEN ASKS, IN THE MOST CALM VOICE, “Did you request the stop?” I very slowly and shakily nod, as I am still crying my eyes out. He then asks, “Do you want to get off?” I give a quiet “mhm” and nod once again, and he offers me his hand. I take it, he stands up, and he escorts me off the bus. He asks me questions such as where I was going next, if I was going to meet someone shortly, if I was going to transfer buses from there. He was very polite and waited for me to answer the entire time, and my friend (who I was going to be meeting there) showed up. He asked me if this was someone I knew, I said yes, and he said alright, have a good day. He then told me- and this is something stuck in my mind forever, so it is word for word-
“If some guy EVER starts harassing you like that again, do exactly what you did there. Cry. Cry and scream and have a temper tantrum. Not only will it throw him off, but it will get others to notice. They might not interfere, they might, but you will have gotten their attention and if you happen to go missing the next day the search for you will be a hell of a lot easier because everyone in that location will have seen you screaming and crying with a guy now very awkward with his actions. They will know. That is what my daughter did, and three days after she went missing she was back in my arms. I pray for you and every other person like you who has this done. You stay safe now, okay?” And after I began blubbering again, I nodded and he left.
So this is the second lesson for yall. If you can not have the courage to say no or make an excuse, cry. Let out those sobs and tears and cry your heart out. Because it is going to make people notice and make people aware.
Reblogging for that second story. This might save a life.
I just wanna note that bus drivers can be really amazing and good ones do look out for their riders.
Also, as an additional tip (in case you cannot cry on command or such), you can say, “No, because you’re creepy/creeping me out” and if he persists or tries to laugh it off, say “I do not want to be touched” and look at one of the strangers/persons that is watching.
It:1. Gives them a sense of urgency in the situation, as the eye contact is a way to make them feel as though you are personally asking for their help and it is now their obligation to help.2. Contains words so that if you’re in a public place but people aren’t necessarily watching, then they (as natural evesdroppers) can overhear the attention-grabbing words and then notice the situation. Note, this does NOT mean that they will come for help, but you might be able to look someone in the eye (as previously mentioned) or just get some people’s attention.3. It shows that you have fight in you. As with rapists, those who are physically aggressive (ie. these huggers) choose women they see as an easy target. The moment you show them you are going/willing to fight them, they are less likely to continue. Sadly, this is not always the case, but every little bit helps.
Hopes this also helps, guys, and I’m so sad that this has to even be a post we need.
Dudes who follow me: 1) reblog this 2) don’t be the creepy guy who asks random women for hugs 3) be aware of your friends or random creepy dudes and call them out if they act gross towards girls/womem
Ok, I wasn’t going to comment about this, because there was no way of doing it without talking about a part of my life I really didn’t want to. But fuck that, there be young girls out there who need a hand.
So I used to be hot when I was young. I mean, model hot, because I actually used to model. Even now, I’ve let myself go on purpose because I was tired of the harassment. But I fit a UK size 6 with a pert ass from volleyball and a cup c breast. As you can imagine, I couldn’t wear anything or go ANYWHERE without being harassed. I sometimes even happened in church.
Anyway, I’m not a shrinking lily, and when I get angry enough I can do some crazy shit. So here are some of my coping mechanisms:
1) find a matronly looking lady, run up to her with ‘aunt may! I haven’t seen you in ages! ’ then whisper ‘please help he’s harassing me!’. 99.9 times out of 100, she will be scandalised and help you anyway even if she’s annoyed or in a hurry. If no older lady is available, find a younger one, or a nun, or a trans lady. We of the sisterhood know what it is to be harnessed, and I guarantee if you look frightened enough, they will help.
2) If you are out alone at night, and someone is following you, spot a house or apartment where the lights are on and knock, asking ‘mum’ or ‘dad’ or ‘john’ to let you in. Even if the people inside are annoyed, odds are they won’t turn you away, and you can phone someone to pick you up, or phone the police from a safe space
3) Make noise. Cry and scream loudly, call them out ‘i don’t know you and you are terrifying me! Please get away from me!’ if there are people around. Even if they don’t help directly for fear of their own safety, someone around you is calling security or 911.
4) speak a foreign language. If you know it, speak the language to them fast and incessantly, like you have just met someone you knew and you’re just giving the best performance rant of why your OTP is the best OTP. Make yourself ANNOYING. Think about what would be awkward and annoying to you and make it what you do to them. If you make them think YOU are something to get away from they will leave you in peace.
Now beware, the following ones are the CRAZY ones and may not always work. But they are a valid last resort:
5) stare at them. Stare at them like you’re hungry and they are a hapless deer you’re going to tear to pieces. Like yours the girl from the ring emerging from the TV to kill them. Don’t smile, don’t change your expression. DON’T BLINK. Hold their state like you’re Wednesday Adams about to do unspeakable things to a spider, and they are the spider. Even the most courageous of stalkers balk at this, but if they don’t…
6) Use the Hannibal Lector. After staring at them for and extended period of time (imagine all the things that have made you scared, imagine you could get revenge on them for putting you here, that’s the thought you need to have), if they are getting closer to you, whisper something like ‘i would fry your liver in garlic’. Even the hardiest ones will be taken aback, but keep it up while making sure you don’t let the others hear you. Things like, occult star readings requiring blood, wondering whether he is the offering the spirits sent. If you’re on this site you’ve read some weird shit at least once. Tell him that. Tell him you would like him to meet your lord, Vlad the Impaler, who requires much blood to be appeased. Be a stereotypical ‘crazy bitch’ like they see in the movies. Believe it or not, this has worked for me twice.
Above all, banish the notion that you have to be polite.
They were impolite by approaching you. If you can, ignore them. If you are not alone, pointedly put headphones in your ear, and don’t make eye contact, wait for them to realise that ‘youre a bitch anyway’ and move away. If you are alone, evade and find places and ways to fix that as soon as POSSIBLE.
And if all else fails, summon Satan.
Something I have learned at work:
Never underestimate the power of a good “EXCUSE me????”
Legit. It makes people STOP IN THEIR TRACKS. This is the one I whip out when people start swearing at me over the headset and always, without fail, they stop what they’re saying, shocked.
Go for offended, and go for loud. Not yelling loud, but giving-your-best-presentation loud. “EXCUSE me??? You approached me two minutes ago, I don’t even know your name, and you want WHAT? Creep.”
For one, the presentation will shock them. For another, that indignant tone? EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS GOING TO WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS JUICY SHIT.
Now the second key here is, DON’T LET HIM JADE (justify, argue, defend, explain). He smiles and goes “I just wanted–” FUCKING INTERRUPT HIM. Firmly. Irritably. “I heard what you wanted, and I’ve already declined once. Maybe you should go back to kindergarten where they teach you no means no.” Run right over the fucker. He’s not respecting your words, you don’t need to respect his.
A further note: if you’re an iPhone user, you can use Siri to call 911. (I know Android has a similar function, but I don’t know what it is–play with your AI and find out.) If you’re in a secluded area, this works well; I used to walk home from work at 2am and had to do it twice. Make eye contact with your harasser, activate Siri, and loudly, firmly say “Siri, call 911.” Siri will immediately reply “calling emergency services.” (It actually takes five seconds to activate, but there’s a Call Now button if you need it.) Almost ALWAYS the person harassing you would rather take off than wait for you to get a dispatcher on the line.
As they say on the podcast, My Favorite Murder:
Fuck Politeness.
This is NOT the kind of thing I usually post on here, but this is something that every female [or, every person honestly, harrassment isnt a one way street]needs to see. This is a fairly active blog, so I hope to see numerous reblogs.
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