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Beautiful, Butthurt, and Food: The Virgin Rebel VS The Chad Yankee Spiffy kepi that makes him look like a soldier and not a damn farmer Dies pathetic, loneljy death of typhoid fever; buried in unmarked grave Ugly tattered slouch hat that can't even do its job and keep the sun out of his eyes Falls at the head of his men, leadin a charge against rebel lines; name immortalized on war memorial back home Carries supplies in State-of-the-art repeating rifle shitty haversack with ., holes init "I w-wish I was in D-Dixie" "And we'll fill our vacant ranks with a million freemen more, shoutin the battle cry of freedom!" -Thinks maybe one day Horrible physique due to awful nutrition on ruraf Mississippi farmm Sturdy leather pack can hold pounds and pounds of ammunition, food, and supplies he'll be rich enough to own a slave, too Writes touching and eloquent letters to his sweetheart back Powerful arms home; they will and upper body move historians to from hard labor - tears Took his dad's old hunting musket to war Civilians in border states hate him for 'foraging' from their crops and livestock asks no material reward; the knowledge that he's sent dozens of traitors to the grave ahead of him is enougn in Boston factory Illiterate- Resplendent standard issue US Army uniform "Uniform" composed of random lice-covered bits of clothing found on campaign Grateful civilians in border states welcome him as a liberator from rebel terror and offer food and rest Not even sure why he's fighting Fighting a glorious crusade for the holy cause of liberty and the preservation of the Uniorn his girlfriend is cucking him with a wealthy slaveowner Beautiful bride to be anxiously sits awake each night, awaiting news of his safe return Descendants still butthurt about the war 160 years later Descendants cannot name a single Civil War battle other than Gettysburg Shiny new boots with which to march througl Georgia Barefoot because shitty boots rotted away marching. Already has several infections
Beautiful, Butthurt, and Food: The Virgin Rebel
 VS
 The Chad Yankee
 Spiffy kepi that makes him look like
 a soldier and not a damn farmer
 Dies pathetic, loneljy
 death of typhoid fever;
 buried in unmarked grave
 Ugly tattered slouch hat that can't
 even do its job and keep the sun
 out of his eyes
 Falls at the head of his men, leadin
 a charge against rebel lines; name
 immortalized on war memorial
 back home
 Carries supplies in
 State-of-the-art repeating rifle
 shitty haversack with .,
 holes init
 "I w-wish I was
 in D-Dixie"
 "And we'll fill our vacant ranks with
 a million freemen more, shoutin
 the battle cry of freedom!"
 -Thinks maybe one day
 Horrible physique
 due to awful
 nutrition on ruraf
 Mississippi farmm
 Sturdy leather pack can hold
 pounds and pounds of
 ammunition, food, and supplies
 he'll be rich enough to own
 a slave, too
 Writes touching
 and eloquent
 letters to his
 sweetheart back Powerful arms
 home; they will and upper body
 move historians to from hard labor -
 tears
 Took his dad's old hunting
 musket to war
 Civilians in
 border states hate him for
 'foraging' from
 their crops and livestock
 asks no material reward;
 the knowledge that he's
 sent dozens of traitors to the
 grave ahead of him is
 enougn
 in Boston factory
 Illiterate-
 Resplendent standard
 issue US Army uniform
 "Uniform" composed of random
 lice-covered bits of clothing
 found on campaign
 Grateful civilians in
 border states welcome him
 as a liberator from
 rebel terror and offer food and rest
 Not even sure
 why he's fighting
 Fighting a glorious crusade
 for the holy cause of liberty
 and the preservation of the
 Uniorn
 his girlfriend is cucking
 him with a wealthy slaveowner
 Beautiful bride to be anxiously sits
 awake each night, awaiting news of
 his safe return
 Descendants still
 butthurt about the war
 160 years later
 Descendants cannot name
 a single Civil War battle
 other than Gettysburg
 Shiny new boots with
 which to march througl
 Georgia
 Barefoot because
 shitty boots
 rotted away marching. Already has
 several infections
Alive, Children, and Dude: RIO .. 14% 20:17 RI O 14% 20:18 Ren Re she was taken. Not just the men, but the women and the children too. When i returned i found that the woman i love was pregnant with my child, relationships were banned in the temple where i was living so i had to keep it a secret. At night i started having nightmares of my woman dying during child birth, i consoled in one of the only men i trusted who was the chancellor of the senate of the country i lived in So dude what's your story Today 20:17 Im gald you asked Before i was born, my mother was sold into slavery. I was born in captivity where as a child, i entered into a racing competition where i won and bought me freedom. I then left my country and lived at a temple where i trained to be a grest warrior. One day in my youth i returned to where i was born to visit my mother to find that she had again been sold to a group of savages. When i found her she was on the brink of death and she died in my arms. In my rage i slaughtered all the savages in the village where He told me that there was a way to save my woman but the people at my temple could not help me, but he could. It turned out that he was actually working for the enemies of the temple that I was at and when some black bald dude from my temple came to arrest him ype a message ype a message.. RI O .. 1490 20:18 RI O 14% 20:20 Ren He told me that there was a way to save my woman but the people at my temple could not help me, but he could. It turned out that he was actually working for the enemies of the temple that I was at and when some black bald dude from my temple came to arrest him I chopped his hand off and he fell out a window.I then became an apprentice of the chancellor dude in hopes of saving my woman but we got too kinky one day and l accidentally choked her to death. After that my only friend at the temple that i lived in chopped all my limbs off and left me to die but the chancellor rescued me and now I live inside a machanical suit that keeps me alive I chopped his hand off and he fell out a window.I then became an apprentice of the chancellor dude in hopes of saving my woman but we got too kinky one day and T accidentally choked her to death.After that my only friend at the temple that i lived in chopped all my limbs off and left me to die but the chancellor rescued me and now I live inside a machanical suit that keeps me alive Joel I think you're lying to me I don't think your name is Joel It's George Lucas I hate sand Sent Sent ype a message ype a message..
Alive, Children, and Dude: RIO .. 14% 20:17
 RI O 14% 20:18
 Ren
 Re
 she was taken. Not just the men,
 but the women and the children
 too. When i returned i found that
 the woman i love was pregnant
 with my child, relationships were
 banned in the temple where i
 was living so i had to keep it a
 secret. At night i started having
 nightmares of my woman dying
 during child birth, i consoled
 in one of the only men i trusted
 who was the chancellor of the
 senate of the country i lived in
 So dude what's your story
 Today 20:17
 Im gald you asked
 Before i was born, my mother
 was sold into slavery. I was
 born in captivity where as a
 child, i entered into a racing
 competition where i won and
 bought me freedom. I then left
 my country and lived at a temple
 where i trained to be a grest
 warrior. One day in my youth i
 returned to where i was born to
 visit my mother to find that she
 had again been sold to a group
 of savages. When i found her
 she was on the brink of death
 and she died in my arms. In
 my rage i slaughtered all the
 savages in the village where
 He told me that there was a
 way to save my woman but
 the people at my temple could
 not help me, but he could. It
 turned out that he was actually
 working for the enemies of the
 temple that I was at and when
 some black bald dude from
 my temple came to arrest him
 ype a message
 ype a message..
 RI O .. 1490 20:18
 RI O 14% 20:20
 Ren
 He told me that there was a
 way to save my woman but
 the people at my temple could
 not help me, but he could. It
 turned out that he was actually
 working for the enemies of the
 temple that I was at and when
 some black bald dude from
 my temple came to arrest him
 I chopped his hand off and he
 fell out a window.I then became
 an apprentice of the chancellor
 dude in hopes of saving my
 woman but we got too kinky one
 day and l accidentally choked
 her to death. After that my only
 friend at the temple that i lived
 in chopped all my limbs off and
 left me to die but the chancellor
 rescued me and now I live
 inside a machanical suit that
 keeps me alive
 I chopped his hand off and he
 fell out a window.I then became
 an apprentice of the chancellor
 dude in hopes of saving my
 woman but we got too kinky one
 day and T accidentally choked
 her to death.After that my only
 friend at the temple that i lived
 in chopped all my limbs off and
 left me to die but the chancellor
 rescued me and now I live
 inside a machanical suit that
 keeps me alive
 Joel I think you're lying to me
 I don't think your name is Joel
 It's George Lucas
 I hate sand
 Sent
 Sent
 ype a message
 ype a message..
9gag, Climbing, and College: In Case of Fire Do lot Use Elevater Use Stairs VIA 9GAG.COM there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside. What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like "Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d-"when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT!" So These Guys Decided To Play Cards In The Elevator... - but then the last storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Wow^^
9gag, Climbing, and College: In Case of Fire
 Do lot Use
 Elevater
 Use Stairs
 VIA 9GAG.COM
 there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the
 elevator
 see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the
 bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do
 random shit like this
 Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was
 in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time
 you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor
 you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how
 some professors are really obnoxious about attendance
 Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she
 reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the
 front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking
 and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning
 "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside.
 What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like
 freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just
 like "Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING!
 She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like
 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one
 student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto
 the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor
 opened the door to the classroom.
 He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d-"when a security
 guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP
 DOING THAT!"
So These Guys Decided To Play Cards In The Elevator... - but then the last storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Wow^^

So These Guys Decided To Play Cards In The Elevator... - but then the last storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Wow^^

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Sensational, Business, and Cloud: prietary cloud system anyway
 alize the problem and make strict all e
 point
 Unt, the US will wake is m
 SB: There is a genuine reason to
 data privacy rules. There will be some
 kind of protection, but let's face it
 fulT
 worry. My desktop is
 free, but my data and
 applications (which rurn
 in the cloud) are not. I
 am curious, personally,
 what do you care about
 more - just that the
 code has to be open or
 also about the business
 practices as well?
 LT. Personally, I only
 care about the code.
 When I say maybe there
 are people who worry
 about walled gardens
 and cloud providers
 who take ownership of
 your data, I am not one
 of those people. That's
 b-
 not what I actually care about. That's is cheap and it's not going away Whne l
 not what I do. What I do is code. What I ever thinks that i wil
 a-
 care about is code. Even in some of
 those walled gardens and cloud services, SB: While we are talking about ma
 they are running open source code.
 What these companies have is all the
 data on their users, which is obviously a private
 ing themselves.
 privacy week
 and looking at the ruckus your emals s
 where top maintainers of the
 create on LKML, do you wish there ias
 very
 and butter. Maybe it is a real could discuss things candidly win
 8s candidly without
 Issue for many people. I do understand prying eyes of blogges
 that a lot of people care about open
 source because of the whole traditional
 "freedom " thing, but they wil fnd it mailing s th of a g
 much more worrying when they know
 ow much computing is happening in
 el-
 for sensational stortes t
 LT Honestly, no. We do haveprivate au
 each other or a group of people
 iscuss things. Usually, these private
 cussions are not about code they are
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 side of walled gardens.
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Anaconda, Food, and Period: Sprint LTE 6:59 PM Judicial Watchh 1 hr NEW: Judicial Watch announced today that it obtained documents through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit against the Air Force detailing $134,587.81 plus $50,000 for an advance of funds for an "escort officer" for a total of $184.587.81 for then-House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi's (D-CA) Congressional delegation (CODEL) to Italy and Ukraine in 2015 The documents show that from July 30 to August 6, Pelosi took a trip to Milan, Rome and Naples, ltaly, and Kiev, Ukraine, for herself, her husband, several members of congress and their spouses. The ltaly trip included Milan, Rome and Naples with visits to the Vatican Museum, Sistine Chapel, Duomo and viewing Da Vinci's "Last Supper." The documents also show the Air Force's negative response to a Pelosi staft request for a specifiIC crew for Pelosi's flight An official notes that it: "would be a disastrous precedent to set even if it were possible." The Air Force further points out: "Our ARC crews have plenty to balance already with military duties and their civilian employers." Judicial Watch previously uncovered that Pelosi's military travel cost the United States Air Force $2,100,744.59 over one two-year period- $101,429.14 of which was for in flight expenses, including food and alcohol. Judicial Watch's work exposing Pelosi's travel abuses resulted in her successor John Boehner declining to use Air Force luxury jets to travel to his Ohio congressional district. Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton: "Speaker Nancy Pelosi has a demonstrated record of abusing the perks of office that give her access to military luxury travel paid for by taxpayers."
Anaconda, Food, and Period: Sprint LTE
 6:59 PM
 Judicial Watchh
 1 hr
 NEW: Judicial Watch announced today that it obtained
 documents through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA)
 lawsuit against the Air Force detailing $134,587.81 plus
 $50,000 for an advance of funds for an "escort officer" for
 a total of $184.587.81 for then-House Minority Leader
 Nancy Pelosi's (D-CA) Congressional delegation (CODEL) to
 Italy and Ukraine in 2015
 The documents show that from July 30 to August 6, Pelosi
 took a trip to Milan, Rome and Naples, ltaly, and Kiev,
 Ukraine, for herself, her husband, several members of
 congress and their spouses. The ltaly trip included Milan,
 Rome and Naples with visits to the Vatican Museum, Sistine
 Chapel, Duomo and viewing Da Vinci's "Last Supper."
 The documents also show the Air Force's negative response
 to a Pelosi staft request for a specifiIC crew for Pelosi's flight
 An official notes that it: "would be a disastrous precedent to
 set even if it were possible." The Air Force further points
 out: "Our ARC crews have plenty to balance already with
 military duties and their civilian employers."
 Judicial Watch previously uncovered that Pelosi's military
 travel cost the United States Air Force $2,100,744.59 over
 one two-year period- $101,429.14 of which was for in
 flight expenses, including food and alcohol. Judicial Watch's
 work exposing Pelosi's travel abuses resulted in her
 successor John Boehner declining to use Air Force luxury
 jets to travel to his Ohio congressional district.
 Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton: "Speaker Nancy Pelosi
 has a demonstrated record of abusing the perks of office
 that give her access to military luxury travel paid for by
 taxpayers."