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fleshlights: the wraith r/sounding -is regularly peniley penetrated by objects like barbed wire, chainsaws, drills, wood screws, even red hot rebar -became intrigued upon first discovering the accursed subreddit -decided that his dick is the fleshlight for other objects pleasure the Grand Wizard autofellatico -doesn't need to carry a 3rd party pleasure device, gets off in the public restroom and probably your -his long neck allows him to suck his own dick restroom -had 2 ribs removed so he could suck his own dick -has developed scoliosis from all of his dick sucking the Wizard pringles can -has never cleaned his fleshlight and it has become pregnant and will soon deliver a litter of mini-wizards who will have their -couldn't afford a real fleshlight, and was too scared to use a hornets nest own pringles can fleshlights, thus the cycle continues Pringles -his fleshlight consists of a pringles can, a latex glove, some kitchen sponges and socks -doesn't use lotion, goes in fully dry for maximum pleasure the Ince1 right hand -his right arm has become sWollen as shit, still can't throw a decent punch -hasn't even heard of what a fleshlight is -it's just tuggin and tuggin -doesn't even get any friction pleasure, just a shitty orgasm and that's it -his mom can hear his violent fapping despite him being in the basement with the door closed the virgin girlfriend -his fleshlight has the ability to speak, it is probably defective -his fleshlight can leave him if it wants, leaving him with just his hand (again) -his fleshlight can tell him "No" -has to deal with gruesome boring conversations about his fleshlights day and what it did, and that one bitch at the store, and no makeup, and this and that -he has to buy things for his fleshlight, like purses and makeup, still doesn't get any the basic fleshlight -has it hidden probably in his closet or cum sock drawer, "for personal use only" -wants more than just his hand "realistic" -it vibrates -thought he was buying a new flAshlight but got this instead, thought it was better -training his stamina for when he fucks Veronica the Brad Garbage Disposal -well, that sums up why he doesn't have a -calls himself a professional castrator, offers 'service' to anyone who asks bulge it was garbage anyways 'Teeth and Sharp -has a -didn't even make a video of it damn. . Objects' fetish the Chad blowup doll -his doll is ready to service him on demand, any time, any place, and condition, any lotion -doll will never leave him, loves him more than he loves her properly proportioned tits and correct placement of the vagina (on the stomach, duh, -his doll is a 100% accurate depiction of the proper female figure cause that's where it is.) -his dolls face is very attractive, much more attractive than Stacy the Thad Motorcycle Exhaust -got a 'burnout blowjob' from his bike too, felt better than anything Tracy could ever do -loves his motorcycle, literally -dick is charred and burnt from all the fucking, giving it "character" -his bike is pregnant, is going to have a of 30cс, 40сс, and 80сс pocket rockets family full -can only fuck his bike while revving the throttle on max the Bruce Death Adder Snake -the venom from the snake interacts with his penile nervous system making him feel 100x the normal sensations -is immune to dying from snake venom because he is Bruce, and he is Australian mate. -snake comes with built-in regenerating, ultra-thin AstroGlide so he can go in dry whenever -the snake actively tries its hardest to swallow Bruce's bulge, giving some wild wicked suction pleasure to him the Lad fucking a whale -dat fin tho -name is probably John McAfee -Pearl, don't tell daddy Krabs about this.. -almost got his ribcage crushed, would proudly do it again -his fleshlight is a literal BBW, Big, BEE-AYY-UUTIFUL Whale was part of a whale fucking competition the RAD Stack of Weights -loves his weights so much that he literally has to have sex with them -doesn't use lube, his dick sweat is the lube, that's how you know he's feelin the burn -takes his weights to fancy restaurant dates -sometimes dressed his weights with bras and thongs to give him energy to lift an extra 200kg -his dick can lift 700kg valid explination for why the weights are always greasy as fuck HORNETS NEST THE DAD -DAD has two Hornet Fuck Buddies, Hornad and Hlad. -is getting a 5 star massage from the entire hornets -Thad and Chad both have their own Hornet Fuck Buddy They make his dick nest too! bigger by stinging him, which essentially makes the next more tight, giving him maximum pleasure -The hornets leave virgin alone, he's missing out, what with having a girlfriend and all. -the hornets have made DAD's dick their their official home. The two have formed a deal, DAD fucks the nest, and the Hornets protect DAD from the wrath of MOM. It's a win win for DAD, fuck the hornets, literally 4.0 GADMETHAMPHETAMINE THE -is ready for another orgasm instantly after his orgasm -has fucked his pipe -will only smoke his meth after he has had sex with the bag at least 22 times -has never heard of sex -had his first orgasm when he smoked his first hit, and ever since then all he has wanted is -is part of the '4 second Meth Masturbation Club' (yah. . it's a thing.) MORE FUCKING METH What's your FleshLight? (Wraith to GAD)
fleshlights: the wraith r/sounding -is regularly peniley penetrated by objects like barbed wire, chainsaws, drills, wood screws, even red hot rebar -became intrigued upon first discovering the accursed subreddit -decided that his dick is the fleshlight for other objects pleasure the Grand Wizard autofellatico -doesn't need to carry a 3rd party pleasure device, gets off in the public restroom and probably your -his long neck allows him to suck his own dick restroom -had 2 ribs removed so he could suck his own dick -has developed scoliosis from all of his dick sucking the Wizard pringles can -has never cleaned his fleshlight and it has become pregnant and will soon deliver a litter of mini-wizards who will have their -couldn't afford a real fleshlight, and was too scared to use a hornets nest own pringles can fleshlights, thus the cycle continues Pringles -his fleshlight consists of a pringles can, a latex glove, some kitchen sponges and socks -doesn't use lotion, goes in fully dry for maximum pleasure the Ince1 right hand -his right arm has become sWollen as shit, still can't throw a decent punch -hasn't even heard of what a fleshlight is -it's just tuggin and tuggin -doesn't even get any friction pleasure, just a shitty orgasm and that's it -his mom can hear his violent fapping despite him being in the basement with the door closed the virgin girlfriend -his fleshlight has the ability to speak, it is probably defective -his fleshlight can leave him if it wants, leaving him with just his hand (again) -his fleshlight can tell him "No" -has to deal with gruesome boring conversations about his fleshlights day and what it did, and that one bitch at the store, and no makeup, and this and that -he has to buy things for his fleshlight, like purses and makeup, still doesn't get any the basic fleshlight -has it hidden probably in his closet or cum sock drawer, "for personal use only" -wants more than just his hand "realistic" -it vibrates -thought he was buying a new flAshlight but got this instead, thought it was better -training his stamina for when he fucks Veronica the Brad Garbage Disposal -well, that sums up why he doesn't have a -calls himself a professional castrator, offers 'service' to anyone who asks bulge it was garbage anyways 'Teeth and Sharp -has a -didn't even make a video of it damn. . Objects' fetish the Chad blowup doll -his doll is ready to service him on demand, any time, any place, and condition, any lotion -doll will never leave him, loves him more than he loves her properly proportioned tits and correct placement of the vagina (on the stomach, duh, -his doll is a 100% accurate depiction of the proper female figure cause that's where it is.) -his dolls face is very attractive, much more attractive than Stacy the Thad Motorcycle Exhaust -got a 'burnout blowjob' from his bike too, felt better than anything Tracy could ever do -loves his motorcycle, literally -dick is charred and burnt from all the fucking, giving it "character" -his bike is pregnant, is going to have a of 30cс, 40сс, and 80сс pocket rockets family full -can only fuck his bike while revving the throttle on max the Bruce Death Adder Snake -the venom from the snake interacts with his penile nervous system making him feel 100x the normal sensations -is immune to dying from snake venom because he is Bruce, and he is Australian mate. -snake comes with built-in regenerating, ultra-thin AstroGlide so he can go in dry whenever -the snake actively tries its hardest to swallow Bruce's bulge, giving some wild wicked suction pleasure to him the Lad fucking a whale -dat fin tho -name is probably John McAfee -Pearl, don't tell daddy Krabs about this.. -almost got his ribcage crushed, would proudly do it again -his fleshlight is a literal BBW, Big, BEE-AYY-UUTIFUL Whale was part of a whale fucking competition the RAD Stack of Weights -loves his weights so much that he literally has to have sex with them -doesn't use lube, his dick sweat is the lube, that's how you know he's feelin the burn -takes his weights to fancy restaurant dates -sometimes dressed his weights with bras and thongs to give him energy to lift an extra 200kg -his dick can lift 700kg valid explination for why the weights are always greasy as fuck HORNETS NEST THE DAD -DAD has two Hornet Fuck Buddies, Hornad and Hlad. -is getting a 5 star massage from the entire hornets -Thad and Chad both have their own Hornet Fuck Buddy They make his dick nest too! bigger by stinging him, which essentially makes the next more tight, giving him maximum pleasure -The hornets leave virgin alone, he's missing out, what with having a girlfriend and all. -the hornets have made DAD's dick their their official home. The two have formed a deal, DAD fucks the nest, and the Hornets protect DAD from the wrath of MOM. It's a win win for DAD, fuck the hornets, literally 4.0 GADMETHAMPHETAMINE THE -is ready for another orgasm instantly after his orgasm -has fucked his pipe -will only smoke his meth after he has had sex with the bag at least 22 times -has never heard of sex -had his first orgasm when he smoked his first hit, and ever since then all he has wanted is -is part of the '4 second Meth Masturbation Club' (yah. . it's a thing.) MORE FUCKING METH What's your FleshLight? (Wraith to GAD)

What's your FleshLight? (Wraith to GAD)

fleshlights: the virgin incel The Chad Incel a vagina -has never seen -has been collecting his semen in 50 gallon oil barrels. on his 6th barrel. in his life he's -had never heard of porn prays to find just a single girl that will fuck him -needs porn to get off -takes him 30m on -strapped his fleshlight to a fucking jackhammer uses his pet rattlesnake as a fleshlight pornhub to find a vid to get off to -massive, thick, gooey loads. when he jizzes it is just a pure stream of semen. -death grips his micropenis because it otherwise -only watches young girls, does not show attention to hot MILFS -his rattlesnakes diet consists purely of his semen, his rattlesnake is doesn't feel good and GILES -has never heard of a bodybuilder from all the protein -his loads are just clear liquid, no generic dollar store lotion lotion. cums so much that he uses his sperm content whatsoever previous loads as lubrication paints his walls with his semen. unique orange-gold wall paint impresses everyone and increased the -strapped his fleshlight to a jet engine for maximum rotation pleasure -his room is cluttered with -small loads, usually just one or two shots his old jizz napkins -doesnt own a fleshlight -thinks girls are just fleshlights that ship with bullshit to deal with would rather fuck something value of his home. -his mattress and pillows are pregnant. -puts girls on a pedestal even the femcels. only uses his hand -Lacy herself tries to fuck him -literally fucks everything -not even the witch would fuck him that doesn't have bullshit that makes his cock feel for him to deal with just to get a simple orgasm. but Chadcel ignores amazing her as if she is the black plague. The Virgin Incel vs. The Chad Incel
fleshlights: the virgin incel The Chad Incel a vagina -has never seen -has been collecting his semen in 50 gallon oil barrels. on his 6th barrel. in his life he's -had never heard of porn prays to find just a single girl that will fuck him -needs porn to get off -takes him 30m on -strapped his fleshlight to a fucking jackhammer uses his pet rattlesnake as a fleshlight pornhub to find a vid to get off to -massive, thick, gooey loads. when he jizzes it is just a pure stream of semen. -death grips his micropenis because it otherwise -only watches young girls, does not show attention to hot MILFS -his rattlesnakes diet consists purely of his semen, his rattlesnake is doesn't feel good and GILES -has never heard of a bodybuilder from all the protein -his loads are just clear liquid, no generic dollar store lotion lotion. cums so much that he uses his sperm content whatsoever previous loads as lubrication paints his walls with his semen. unique orange-gold wall paint impresses everyone and increased the -strapped his fleshlight to a jet engine for maximum rotation pleasure -his room is cluttered with -small loads, usually just one or two shots his old jizz napkins -doesnt own a fleshlight -thinks girls are just fleshlights that ship with bullshit to deal with would rather fuck something value of his home. -his mattress and pillows are pregnant. -puts girls on a pedestal even the femcels. only uses his hand -Lacy herself tries to fuck him -literally fucks everything -not even the witch would fuck him that doesn't have bullshit that makes his cock feel for him to deal with just to get a simple orgasm. but Chadcel ignores amazing her as if she is the black plague. The Virgin Incel vs. The Chad Incel

The Virgin Incel vs. The Chad Incel