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Bad, Books, and Clothes: he Swiss are voting on a plan to end poverty forever. Step one: give every adult $33,600 a year, no strings attached. There is no step two. Photo: Flickr/twicepix <p><a href="http://suchdreadfullittlethingsweare.tumblr.com/post/174001978257/heroofthreefaces-havocados" class="tumblr_blog">suchdreadfullittlethingsweare</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://heroofthreefaces.tumblr.com/post/168128252579/havocados-hello-missmayhem" class="tumblr_blog">heroofthreefaces</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://havocados.tumblr.com/post/100527461143/hello-missmayhem-cptprocrastination">havocados</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hello-missmayhem.tumblr.com/post/88630087898/cptprocrastination-doomhamster-belcanta">hello-missmayhem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cptprocrastination.tumblr.com/post/85831300665/doomhamster-belcanta-nikkidubs">cptprocrastination</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doomhamster.tumblr.com/post/85830788180/belcanta-nikkidubs">doomhamster</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://belcanta.tumblr.com/post/85819962386/nikkidubs-attentiondeficitaptitude">belcanta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nikkidubs.tumblr.com/post/85819329546/attentiondeficitaptitude-belcanta-guaranteed">nikkidubs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://attentiondeficitaptitude.tumblr.com/post/85814008162/belcanta-guaranteed-basic-income-to-every">attentiondeficitaptitude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://belcanta.tumblr.com/post/84650253321/guaranteed-basic-income-to-every-citizen-whether">belcanta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole. </p> </blockquote> <p>Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea.</p> <p>The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income.</p> <p>But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture.</p> </blockquote> <p>“BUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?” screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. “You libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!”<br/><br/>“But where will people get the incentive to work?!” Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. She’d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. “You think people should get paid for <em>nothing</em>? I work <em>hard</em> for my money!”</p> <p>“But who will serve me?” grumbled Marty McMoneybags. “Who will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stress—because I <em>do </em>have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich is <em>stressful</em>—on them?” He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. “Lord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that I’m <em>rich</em>??”</p> </blockquote> <p>I laughed. This is perfect! Well said!</p> </blockquote> <p>The thing is, while I’m sure you could scrape up a few people who’d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. “Hmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48k… enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.” Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with one’s time. (Speaking as someone who’s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for one’s survival.)</p> <p>And with this system, part-time jobs and “non-skilled” jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat!</p> <p>Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldn’t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job weren’t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they weren’t being treated with dignity.</p> <p>And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work.</p> <p>Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldn’t afford to move out.</p> <p>And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? They’d be spending it. They’d be getting all the stuff they can’t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax.</p> <p>The unemployed and/or disabled wouldn’t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people aren’t getting money they don’t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And I’m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere?</p> <p>TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest.</p> </blockquote> <p>reblogging for more top commentary</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours. </strong></p> <p><strong>But wait, there’s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didn’t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well. More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred.</strong></p> <p><strong>Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society won’t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>*muffled sound of conservatives imploding in the distance*</p> </blockquote> <p style=""> I’ve reblogged this every time it’s come around but I’ve never seen the results of the Swiss election that the graphic reports. A quick websearch reveals June 2016 articles from the NYT and the WSJ reporting it was voted down. <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.businessinsider.com%2Fhawaii-basic-income-bill-2017-6&amp;t=Njc3OTYxZmVhNTQ4Yjg1ZTFkYTEyYjRhNjE2NTVhNWYzNmNlZjAwOSxSNWk1cWlUOA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AUluXTA_SgrDo0CFfULkSYw&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fheroofthreefaces.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F163634437213%2Ftank-grrl-hello-missmayhem&amp;m=0">But about a year later Hawaii voted it in</a>. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>@nikkidubs I love how you make fun of those valid questions while not answering them. </p><p>If someone would like to tell me where the government will be getting <b>$10,979,362,732,800 a YEAR</b> to just hand out to people that’ll be great. </p><p>($33,600 x 326,766,748 people living in the US in 2018 = $10,979,362,732,800)</p><p>I like getting money for doing absolutely nothing too, but money has to come from somewhere or it’s worthless. </p></blockquote> <p>“Just give everybody free money and it’ll all work out!”</p>
Bad, Books, and Clothes: he Swiss are voting on a plan to end poverty forever.
 Step one: give every adult $33,600
 a year, no strings attached.
 There is no step two.
 Photo: Flickr/twicepix
<p><a href="http://suchdreadfullittlethingsweare.tumblr.com/post/174001978257/heroofthreefaces-havocados" class="tumblr_blog">suchdreadfullittlethingsweare</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://heroofthreefaces.tumblr.com/post/168128252579/havocados-hello-missmayhem" class="tumblr_blog">heroofthreefaces</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://havocados.tumblr.com/post/100527461143/hello-missmayhem-cptprocrastination">havocados</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hello-missmayhem.tumblr.com/post/88630087898/cptprocrastination-doomhamster-belcanta">hello-missmayhem</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cptprocrastination.tumblr.com/post/85831300665/doomhamster-belcanta-nikkidubs">cptprocrastination</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doomhamster.tumblr.com/post/85830788180/belcanta-nikkidubs">doomhamster</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://belcanta.tumblr.com/post/85819962386/nikkidubs-attentiondeficitaptitude">belcanta</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nikkidubs.tumblr.com/post/85819329546/attentiondeficitaptitude-belcanta-guaranteed">nikkidubs</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://attentiondeficitaptitude.tumblr.com/post/85814008162/belcanta-guaranteed-basic-income-to-every">attentiondeficitaptitude</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://belcanta.tumblr.com/post/84650253321/guaranteed-basic-income-to-every-citizen-whether">belcanta</a>:</p>
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<p>Guaranteed basic income to every citizen, whether or not they are employed to ensure their survival and that they live in a dignified, humane way, preventing poverty, illness, homelessness, reducing crime, encouraging higher education and learning vocations as well as helping society become more prosperous as a whole. </p>
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<p>Wow. Forget raising the minimum wage. This is much much better idea.</p>
<p>The minimum wage could actually drop if we had basic income.</p>
<p>But Americans would never go for it. Miserably slogging through 12 hour days and having businesses open 24/7 is too engrained in our culture.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>“BUT WHERE WILL THE GOVERNMENT GET THE MONEY?” screamed Joe Schmoe, slamming a meaty fist onto the table and getting mouth-froth all over the front of his greying tank top. “You libt*rds all think money grows on TREES!! HAHA!”<br/><br/>“But where will people get the incentive to work?!” Mindy Bindy cried, flapping her hands in front of her face. She’d had a fear of the unemployed lollygagging about ever since she was a child and her mother told her to be afraid of the unemployed lollygagging about. “You think people should get paid for <em>nothing</em>? I work <em>hard</em> for my money!”</p>
<p>“But who will serve me?” grumbled Marty McMoneybags. “Who will make me feel important? Who will do my laundry and cook my food and stand in front of me wearing a plastic smile while I take out all my stress—because I <em>do </em>have a lot of stress, you know, being this rich is <em>stressful</em>—on them?” He paused and straightened out the piles of hundred dollar bills on the desk in front of him, then raised his two watery, outraged eyes up to the Heavens. “Lord, if there are no poor people, how will I know that I’m <em>rich</em>??”</p>
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<p>I laughed. This is perfect! Well said!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The thing is, while I’m sure you could scrape up a few people who’d be willing to just float by on a guaranteed minimum income? For most people the choice to work would be a no-brainer. “Hmmm. I can get by on 33k a year, or I can take that part time job and make 48k… enough to move to a better apartment, maybe take the family on vacation. Sold.” Hell, most people would want to work simply because it gives one a sense of dignity and something to do with one’s time. (Speaking as someone who’s been unemployed, on extended sick leave, etc. in her time, the boredom and sense of isolation that comes with not having a job is almost as bad as the humiliation of having to depend on other people for one’s survival.)</p>
<p>And with this system, part-time jobs and “non-skilled” jobs would be much more readily available because nobody would need to work two or three jobs just to stay afloat!</p>
<p>Which would ALSO mean that employers and customers couldn’t shamelessly exploit employees the way they can today, because if losing a job weren’t necessarily a financial disaster, more people would be willing to walk out on jobs where they weren’t being treated with dignity.</p>
<p>And if this also applies to students (and it should) then student loans would become much less of a problem, and fewer people would flunk out of school because of having to juggle studies and work.</p>
<p>Far fewer people would be forced to stay with abusive partners, parents or roommates because they couldn’t afford to move out.</p>
<p>And the thing is, all those people who suddenly had money? They’d be spending it. They’d be getting all the stuff they can’t afford now - new clothes, books, toys, locally-produced food, car repairs - and with each purchase money would flow BACK to the government, because VAT, also income tax.</p>
<p>The unemployed and/or disabled wouldn’t need special support any more - which would also mean the government could fire however many admins who are currently engaged in humiliating - *cough* making sure those people aren’t getting money they don’t deserve. Same for medical benefits and pensions. And I’m no legal scholar, but I somehow imagine less financial desperation would lead to less petty crime, and hence less need for police and security everywhere?</p>
<p>TL;DR Doomie thinks this is a good idea, laughs at those who protest.</p>
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<p>reblogging for more top commentary</p>
</blockquote>
<p><strong>They tried something like this out in Canada as a sort of social experiment, called Mincome. What they found was that, on the whole, people continued to work about as much as they did before. Only new mothers and teenagers worked substantially less hours. </strong></p>
<p><strong>But wait, there’s more. Because parents were spending just a little more time at home and involved with their families, test scores increased. Because teens didn’t have to work to support their families, drop-out rates decreased. Crime rates, hospital visits, psychiatric hospitalizations and domestic abuse rates all dropped, as well. More adults pursued higher education. Those who continued to work reported more job flexibility and more opportunity to choose employment they preferred.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Basically, now you can go prove to your asshole family members that society won’t collapse without poor people for you to feel better than.</strong></p>
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<p>*muffled sound of conservatives imploding in the distance*</p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">
I’ve reblogged this every time it’s come around but I’ve never seen the 
results of the Swiss election that the graphic reports. A quick 
websearch reveals June 2016 articles from the NYT and the WSJ reporting 
it was voted down. <a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.businessinsider.com%2Fhawaii-basic-income-bill-2017-6&amp;t=Njc3OTYxZmVhNTQ4Yjg1ZTFkYTEyYjRhNjE2NTVhNWYzNmNlZjAwOSxSNWk1cWlUOA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3AUluXTA_SgrDo0CFfULkSYw&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fheroofthreefaces.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F163634437213%2Ftank-grrl-hello-missmayhem&amp;m=0">But about a year later Hawaii voted it in</a>. 

<br/></p>
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<p>@nikkidubs I love how you make fun of those valid questions while not answering them. </p><p>If someone would like to tell me where the government will be getting <b>$10,979,362,732,800 a YEAR</b> to just hand out to people that’ll be great. </p><p>($33,600 x 326,766,748 people living in the US in 2018 = $10,979,362,732,800)</p><p>I like getting money for doing absolutely nothing too, but money has to come from somewhere or it’s worthless. </p></blockquote>

<p>“Just give everybody free money and it’ll all work out!”</p>

<p><a href="http://suchdreadfullittlethingsweare.tumblr.com/post/174001978257/heroofthreefaces-havocados" class="tumblr_blog">suchdreadfulli...

Anime, Baseball, and Facts: Fld First DataField DataField Fist ot Fid Frst Data Freld <p><a href="http://cleoselene.tumblr.com/post/169946035734/lord-blongus-scp2008-amuzed1-saito-91" class="tumblr_blog">cleoselene</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/161188602359/scp2008-amuzed1-saito-91" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://scp2008.tumblr.com/post/161186102352/amuzed1-saito-91-thenamesdiondra" class="tumblr_blog">scp2008</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://amuzed1.tumblr.com/post/161148111432/saito-91-thenamesdiondra-cynosurecosplay" class="tumblr_blog">amuzed1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://saito-91.tumblr.com/post/161139881459/thenamesdiondra-cynosurecosplay" class="tumblr_blog">saito-91</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thenamesdiondra.tumblr.com/post/161139728967" class="tumblr_blog">thenamesdiondra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cynosurecosplay.tumblr.com/post/161128734188/batter-sempai-sueanoi-pardonmewhileipanic" class="tumblr_blog">cynosurecosplay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/161059871238/sueanoi-pardonmewhileipanic-bankuei" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sueanoi.tumblr.com/post/161050060445/pardonmewhileipanic-bankuei-meqabitch" class="tumblr_blog">sueanoi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pardonmewhileipanic.tumblr.com/post/160750807120/bankuei-meqabitch-theryanproject" class="tumblr_blog">pardonmewhileipanic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bankuei.tumblr.com/post/159551939615/meqabitch-theryanproject" class="tumblr_blog">bankuei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://meqabitch.tumblr.com/post/158409842131/theryanproject-futureblackpolitician" class="tumblr_blog">meqabitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theryanproject.tumblr.com/post/157986549281/futureblackpolitician-cloacacarnage-i-know-its" class="tumblr_blog">theryanproject</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://futureblackpolitician.tumblr.com/post/157986460945/cloacacarnage-i-know-its-the-mets-but-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">futureblackpolitician</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cloacacarnage.tumblr.com/post/157942942401/i-know-its-the-mets-but-this-is-the-coolest-shit" class="tumblr_blog">cloacacarnage</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do</p></blockquote> <p>Wtf????</p> </blockquote> <p>Smoove with it too </p> </blockquote> <p>This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. </p> </blockquote> <p>“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>reminds me of this gif</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="173" data-orig-width="250" data-tumblr-attribution="wavingtoyesterday:y8790T4DCS79ghMHHu1ydA:Zvsc5t13e0MHx"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/045f4a64388765916bd5537c27faeec6/tumblr_mz2785bTla1s541uso1_250.gif" data-orig-height="173" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="297" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/31daef5e8dc5a9fb6acbf8d98c4e1a67/tumblr_inline_oqhy1wcWkZ1r9c2k5_540.gif" data-orig-height="297" data-orig-width="450"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Baseball players are to be feared</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="500" data-tumblr-attribution="unbelievable-facts:f8RrScGWB_nOndbDQOKAkQ:Znyl3u2J_nSuZ" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/407930518aacead0241acb0e5ad82b4b/tumblr_onhd6wVmvw1ririjeo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/407930518aacead0241acb0e5ad82b4b/tumblr_inline_oqm889jdb81t4uibz_540.gif" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/407930518aacead0241acb0e5ad82b4b/tumblr_onhd6wVmvw1ririjeo1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Reblogging for the last one</p> </blockquote> <p>^Same for me</p> </blockquote> <p>They just kept getting progressively more “woah”</p> </blockquote> <p>much woah<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god this is a lucky universe</p> </blockquote> <p>every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”</p> </blockquote>
Anime, Baseball, and Facts: Fld First DataField
 DataField Fist ot Fid Frst Data Freld
<p><a href="http://cleoselene.tumblr.com/post/169946035734/lord-blongus-scp2008-amuzed1-saito-91" class="tumblr_blog">cleoselene</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/161188602359/scp2008-amuzed1-saito-91" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://scp2008.tumblr.com/post/161186102352/amuzed1-saito-91-thenamesdiondra" class="tumblr_blog">scp2008</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://amuzed1.tumblr.com/post/161148111432/saito-91-thenamesdiondra-cynosurecosplay" class="tumblr_blog">amuzed1</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://saito-91.tumblr.com/post/161139881459/thenamesdiondra-cynosurecosplay" class="tumblr_blog">saito-91</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thenamesdiondra.tumblr.com/post/161139728967" class="tumblr_blog">thenamesdiondra</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://cynosurecosplay.tumblr.com/post/161128734188/batter-sempai-sueanoi-pardonmewhileipanic" class="tumblr_blog">cynosurecosplay</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://batter-sempai.tumblr.com/post/161059871238/sueanoi-pardonmewhileipanic-bankuei" class="tumblr_blog">batter-sempai</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://sueanoi.tumblr.com/post/161050060445/pardonmewhileipanic-bankuei-meqabitch" class="tumblr_blog">sueanoi</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://pardonmewhileipanic.tumblr.com/post/160750807120/bankuei-meqabitch-theryanproject" class="tumblr_blog">pardonmewhileipanic</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bankuei.tumblr.com/post/159551939615/meqabitch-theryanproject" class="tumblr_blog">bankuei</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://meqabitch.tumblr.com/post/158409842131/theryanproject-futureblackpolitician" class="tumblr_blog">meqabitch</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://theryanproject.tumblr.com/post/157986549281/futureblackpolitician-cloacacarnage-i-know-its" class="tumblr_blog">theryanproject</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://futureblackpolitician.tumblr.com/post/157986460945/cloacacarnage-i-know-its-the-mets-but-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">futureblackpolitician</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://cloacacarnage.tumblr.com/post/157942942401/i-know-its-the-mets-but-this-is-the-coolest-shit" class="tumblr_blog">cloacacarnage</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do</p></blockquote>

<p>Wtf????</p>
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<p>Smoove with it too </p>
</blockquote>
<p>This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. </p>
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<p>“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”<br/></p>
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<p>reminds me of this gif</p>
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<p>Baseball players are to be feared</p>
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<p>Reblogging for the last one</p>
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<p>^Same for me</p>
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<p>They just kept getting progressively more “woah”</p>
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<p>much woah<br/></p>
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<p>Oh my god this is a lucky universe</p>
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<p>every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”</p>
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<p><a href="http://cleoselene.tumblr.com/post/169946035734/lord-blongus-scp2008-amuzed1-saito-91" class="tumblr_blog">cleoselene</a>:</p><bl...

Be Like, News, and Tumblr: LIKE Child survives attack of 400 bees thanks to technique of Dragon Ball <p><a href="https://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/171577622193/gucciballs-wafflinator-pantaro-heres-an" class="tumblr_blog">priceofliberty</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://gucciballs.tumblr.com/post/171568922275/wafflinator-pantaro-heres-an-article-for" class="tumblr_blog">gucciballs</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://wafflinator.tumblr.com/post/171566805058/pantaro-heres-an-article-for-context-i-know" class="tumblr_blog">wafflinator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pantaro.tumblr.com/post/171551136327/heres-an-article-for-context" class="tumblr_blog">pantaro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://geektyrant.com/news/kid-gets-stung-by-400-bees-trying-to-be-like-vegeta-in-dragon-ball-z">Here’s an article</a> for context.</p></blockquote> <p>I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the title is MISLEADING AS HELL. He woke up a hive shooting a BB gun at a junk car. Instead of running, calling for help, or anything ACTUALLY HELPFUL after being swarmed by bees, he stood there and screamed like Vegeta. I’m no apiologist, or any scientist for that matter, but I imagine keeping your mouth open while being swarmed by insects is not a good idea. If you accidentally swallow one you could potentially choke, they could sting the inside of your mouth, etc. So no, this child did NOT survive a swarm of bees thanks to Dragon Ball. He suffered a lot more than potentially necessary thanks to Dragon Ball.</p> </blockquote> <p>vegeta taught him a secret technique that obliterated all the bees in the air and you are just upset that if it was you in this situation vegeta would not protect you</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fembed%2FOcBzUlstOko"><iframe id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/OcBzUlstOko?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" allowfullscreen="" width="540" height="405" frameborder="0"></iframe></figure><p>“I’m Andrew, but you can call me Vegeta - I survived 400 stings!” *does a fist pump*<br/></p><p>this kid’s power level is astounding<br/></p></blockquote> <p>This isn’t even his final form.</p>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://gucciballs.tumblr.com/post/171568922275/wafflinator-pantaro-heres-an-article-for" class="tumblr_blog">gucciballs</a>:</p><blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://pantaro.tumblr.com/post/171551136327/heres-an-article-for-context" class="tumblr_blog">pantaro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://geektyrant.com/news/kid-gets-stung-by-400-bees-trying-to-be-like-vegeta-in-dragon-ball-z">Here’s an article</a> for context.</p></blockquote>

<p>I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but the title is MISLEADING AS HELL. He woke up a hive shooting a BB gun at a junk car. Instead of running, calling for help, or anything ACTUALLY HELPFUL after being swarmed by bees, he stood there and screamed like Vegeta. I’m no apiologist, or any scientist for that matter, but I imagine keeping your mouth open while being swarmed by insects is not a good idea. If you accidentally swallow one you could potentially choke, they could sting the inside of your mouth, etc. So no, this child did NOT survive a swarm of bees thanks to Dragon Ball. He suffered a lot more than potentially necessary thanks to Dragon Ball.</p>
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<p>vegeta taught him a secret technique that obliterated all the bees in the air and you are just upset that if it was you in this situation vegeta would not protect you</p>
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<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fembed%2FOcBzUlstOko"><iframe id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/OcBzUlstOko?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" allowfullscreen="" width="540" height="405" frameborder="0"></iframe></figure><p>“I’m Andrew, but you can call me Vegeta - I survived 400 stings!” *does a fist pump*<br/></p><p>this kid’s power level is astounding<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>This isn’t even his final form.</p>

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Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is sleeping inside for the first time in her life Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells @DrSmashlove So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂
Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is
 sleeping inside for the first time in her life
 Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells
 @DrSmashlove
So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂

So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight w...

Family, Friends, and Gym: The Fist Pumping Cast Of "Jersey Shore" ls Reuniting for "Jersey Shore Family Vacation" @balleralert ERSEY SHORE ALERT! The Fist Pumping Cast Of “Jersey Shore” Is Reuniting for “Jersey Shore Family Vacation” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Cabs Are Here! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, MTV announced that everyone’s favorite Jersey crew will be reuniting for a new reality series set to premiere in 2018. The revival of the series, which followed a group of friends on the shore during a booze-fueled summer break, will include original cast members, including Deena Cortese, PaulyD, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley, Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Snooki and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the announcement came during the series premiere of the “Floribama Shore” spinoff, which followed an almost identical format to the fan-favorite Jersey show. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now though, after the success of their previous six seasons on the network, creator SallyAnn Salsano will be reviving the popular television series and reuniting the original cast for “Jersey Shore Family Vacation.” According to Variety, Nina L. Diaz and Jackie French will serve as executive producers for the network. Although it remains unclear if the cast’s families will appear on the show, you can bet your bottom dollar that there will be tons of fist pumping and GTL (gym, tan, laundry)!
Family, Friends, and Gym: The Fist Pumping Cast Of "Jersey
 Shore" ls Reuniting for "Jersey Shore
 Family Vacation" @balleralert
 ERSEY
 SHORE
 ALERT!
The Fist Pumping Cast Of “Jersey Shore” Is Reuniting for “Jersey Shore Family Vacation” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Cabs Are Here! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Monday, MTV announced that everyone’s favorite Jersey crew will be reuniting for a new reality series set to premiere in 2018. The revival of the series, which followed a group of friends on the shore during a booze-fueled summer break, will include original cast members, including Deena Cortese, PaulyD, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley, Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Snooki and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, the announcement came during the series premiere of the “Floribama Shore” spinoff, which followed an almost identical format to the fan-favorite Jersey show. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now though, after the success of their previous six seasons on the network, creator SallyAnn Salsano will be reviving the popular television series and reuniting the original cast for “Jersey Shore Family Vacation.” According to Variety, Nina L. Diaz and Jackie French will serve as executive producers for the network. Although it remains unclear if the cast’s families will appear on the show, you can bet your bottom dollar that there will be tons of fist pumping and GTL (gym, tan, laundry)!

The Fist Pumping Cast Of “Jersey Shore” Is Reuniting for “Jersey Shore Family Vacation” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Cabs Are ...