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Best Friend, Prank, and Best: newsflare Best friend trades places with bride for 'first look' prank on groom 😱😂

Best friend trades places with bride for 'first look' prank on groom 😱😂

Bitch, Memes, and Pussy: VIC @vdegucci the first prostitute ever was so damn powerful she was just like this pussy ain't free 11/7/18, 9:02 PM 16.8K Retweets 82.2K Likes People Tweeted about this If I pull out my pre-historic schlong and I’m bout to blow a bitch backout and she got the nerve to ask me for 2 camels, a bag of sacred jewels and some land, ima have to end her existence word to Thanos.

If I pull out my pre-historic schlong and I’m bout to blow a bitch backout and she got the nerve to ask me for 2 camels, a bag of sacred jew...

Him, Why, and Will: HIM: WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE ME? ME: Only the first 65,536 characters will be sent. Do you want to continue? CANCEL SEND Everytime

Everytime

Crazy, Fall, and Happy: Catit Senses 2.0 Self Groomer leg! By Pippa Runs on Nov 22, 2017 I got this for my 3-legged cat because he can't scratch his left side. He'll be trying to scratch and all you see is his little nub going crazy. I found these and he immediately LOVED it! The expression on his face when he first tried it was priceless. The only downside is that it's possible it'll fall off because it was hard for me to get all pieces of tape to stick on a corner at the same time, but I can always buy more double sided tape so not a big deal to me. The product is for Floyd, not me, and he's happy so five stars. Images in this review A cutie💕

A cutie💕

Funny, Death, and Time: Baby listens to death metal for the first time.

Baby listens to death metal for the first time.

Home, First, and Bath: Gryphon's Firstest Ever Bath at Home!

Gryphon's Firstest Ever Bath at Home!

Blackpeopletwitter, Job, and Who: lala @juicegodkay @westafrikanman y'all say C's get degrees, but who gonna get that job first? Artina @lolo_tuttyy The person who knows the person who is hiring The connections you make along the way are just as important. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

The connections you make along the way are just as important. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Memes, Omg, and Twitter: Freaking Awesome @freakIngawesome His first hike after leaving the shelter omg wait for it 😭 (@freak1ngawesome on Twitter)

omg wait for it 😭 (@freak1ngawesome on Twitter)

Memes, Old, and 🤖: 19 PHX 20 2:48-9 1ST Dirk's first bucket of SEASON 21 is over Josh Jackson, who is 21 years old! (Via @DallasMavs) https://t.co/7KEe9irvB5

Dirk's first bucket of SEASON 21 is over Josh Jackson, who is 21 years old! (Via @DallasMavs) https://t.co/7KEe9irvB5

Bruh, Future, and Hockey: You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity 3h White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit 다10.1K 13K You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo 3h 다 177 286 You Retweeted Tony X. esoloucity 2h The goalie just said Fuck it and left? 3 1,366 1,796 You Retweeted Tony X.soloucity 다522 St. Louis Blues O 2h Empty net? 475 Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stblues fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out Game 3 live? It's on us! #WeAll Bleed Blue on us! Tony X. soloucity 昏 twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFu.. rm there 977 should i bring alacket?傘rm so serous. Itisa room fuil ofice Weco าย to Hockey Twitter & nttues tanom, osotootyl wart to check Vladimir Tarasenko @soloucity I think you look best in my 91 #eNHL17Tarasenko #NHL17Covente TARASENKO L 91 soloucity you look best nmy iadimir Tarasenko @soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan #NHLI 7CoverVote #NHL 1 7CoverVote Tony X It's not cold....noted for future references St. Louis Blues Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue #stiblues St. Louis Blues Retweeted Tony X Game was amazing@sp6à #LGB. I need sleep!!! Guys first hockey game! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CbVnx4

Guys first hockey game! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CbVnx4

Bruh, Future, and Hockey: You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity 3h White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit 다10.1K 13K You Retweeted Tony X. @soloucity This shit lit as Fuck Lmaooooooo 3h 다 177 286 You Retweeted Tony X. esoloucity 2h The goalie just said Fuck it and left? 3 1,366 1,796 You Retweeted Tony X.soloucity 다522 St. Louis Blues O 2h Empty net? 475 Welcome to Hockey Twitter & #stblues fandom, @soloucity! Want to check out Game 3 live? It's on us! #WeAll Bleed Blue on us! Tony X. soloucity 昏 twitter.com/DeionGottaSTFu.. rm there 977 should i bring alacket?傘rm so serous. Itisa room fuil ofice Weco าย to Hockey Twitter & nttues tanom, osotootyl wart to check Vladimir Tarasenko @soloucity I think you look best in my 91 #eNHL17Tarasenko #NHL17Covente TARASENKO L 91 soloucity you look best nmy iadimir Tarasenko @soloucity I can sign your jersey or get you new one. Happy to have new @StLouisBlues fan #NHLI 7CoverVote #NHL 1 7CoverVote Tony X It's not cold....noted for future references St. Louis Blues Looks like @soloucity is enjoying his first hockey game. #WeAllBleedBlue #stiblues St. Louis Blues Retweeted Tony X Game was amazing@sp6à #LGB. I need sleep!!! Guys first hockey game!

Guys first hockey game!

Dad, Memes, and Been: SON: D-d-d DAD: Aw he's saying his first words! SON: D-dad I've been talking for 30 years stop making fun of my stutter Im

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9gag, Dogs, and Memes: Officer Jary puts on snow boots for the first time - 📸@rapidcitypd - Dogs are used to feeling the ground with their paws. The shoes give them the sensation that their feet are still touching the ground, so their instinct is to lift their feet higher. It’s cold out there so make sure all the officers are gearing up. - k9 belgianmalinois winter 9gag policedog

Officer Jary puts on snow boots for the first time - 📸@rapidcitypd - Dogs are used to feeling the ground with their paws. The shoes give the...

Memes, Cracked, and Girl: tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess. Kyley King @kyley king He's cracked the code we didn't even know we had Makes sense via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SNS8RR

Makes sense via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2SNS8RR

7/11, Memes, and Chargers: 20 FOX NETwone ST & CHIEFS 12 14 3rd 12:49 04 1st & 10 CHARGERS 103 7 11-2 14 3rd 12:49 04 1st & 10 .@KelvinBenjamin's first catch with the @Chiefs! #ChiefsKingdom #LACvsKC 📺: @nflnetwork + @NFLonFOX 📱+💻: https://t.co/DJUityQHC9 https://t.co/Sl3aiy4aQa

.@KelvinBenjamin's first catch with the @Chiefs! #ChiefsKingdom #LACvsKC 📺: @nflnetwork + @NFLonFOX 📱+💻: https://t.co/DJUityQHC9 https://t...

Money, Good, and Porn: Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich I'm beginning to suspect that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second and cheated on her with his third and cheated on her with a porn actress and lied about paying hush money and then said the hush money payments were legal might not actually be a good christian 12/13/18, 8:42 AM

Memes, Bass Pro Shops, and Pro: D A TOPIC? Catch First Take again on ESPN2 at Noon ET! FIRST TAKE PRESENTED BY BASS PRO SHOPS AND CABELA'S ANTHONY IS EXPECTED TO FIGHT WILDER-FURY II WINN Anthony Joshua Sounds off ! 📽Via: @firsttake

Anthony Joshua Sounds off ! 📽Via: @firsttake

Game, First, and Game Over: The World's First. Game over

Donkey, Memes, and My House: mindtheglass: today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he's currently at my house until we find his owner. we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn't respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to DONKEH?

DONKEH?

Life, Social Media, and Email: Bai @Bai_Golden I'm at the point in my life where l check my email as part of my social media line up you know you're an adult when it's the first thing you check

you know you're an adult when it's the first thing you check

Drinking, Funny, and Lol: "Wanna go out tonight?" Lol first I'm broke, have work to do, gotta be up early and really need to stop drinking. Second, what shall I wear?? @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

SarcasmOnly

Wikipedia, Good, and Humanity: 011c.6h If you ever want to feel good about humanity, just read the first two words of the wikipedia article: Smallpox was Reply 1 3,9k 101 more replies Smallpox

Smallpox

Nfl, National Hockey League (NHL), and New Orleans Saints: CHARGER CHIEFS FIRST TAKE PRESENTED BY BASS PRO SHOPS AND CABELA'S WHICH TEAM WINS TONIGHT? Week 15: Chargers (10-3) at Chiefs (11-2) Tonight, 8:20 ET ESrI NHL Stars 3 Ducks ANA > Trailed 3-1 late in 2nd Kase: 1st career Hat Trick(8) Saints at Panthers 8:15 ET ESrIT Stephen A Smith's scouting report for #TNF has Hunter Henry and Derrick Johnson as a key matchup... Neither has played a snap for the Chargers or Chiefs all year 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/1NyqfJY52G

Stephen A Smith's scouting report for #TNF has Hunter Henry and Derrick Johnson as a key matchup... Neither has played a snap for the Charg...

Football, Goals, and Nfl: CHARGERS LCHIEPS FIRST TAKE PRESENTED BY BASS PRO SHOPS AND CABELA'S WHICH TEAM WINS TONIGHT? Week 15: Chargers (10-3) at Chiefs (11-2) - Tonight, 8:20 ET NHL |Flyers 5 Flames 6 F/OT MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL CGY > Trailed 5-3 with 1:10 left (scored 3 goals in 1:43 span) Stephen A Smith is thinking about Hunter Henry and the way he has played this year. Hunter Henry hasn’t played this year. https://t.co/PEVD75S2Ns

Stephen A Smith is thinking about Hunter Henry and the way he has played this year. Hunter Henry hasn’t played this year. https://t.co/PEV...

Funny, Sesame Street, and Trash: Oscar the Grouch been living in a trash can for 49 years wdsu @wdsu This 'Sesame Street' Muppet will become the first to experience homelessness bit.ly/ 2RSaDVh And @thefunnyintrovert you’ve been one of my favorite people for 3 years so, same thing

And @thefunnyintrovert you’ve been one of my favorite people for 3 years so, same thing

A Dream, Alive, and Birthday: "I grew up in your average Puerto Rican household, another way of saying I was constantly surrounded by music. On car trips, my mother would play the Camelot and Man of La Mancha soundtracks in our beat-up Subaru at full blast, while at home my father played Celia Cruz and Ruben Blades salsa records on vinyl. l'd retreat to my older sister's room, where I was Introduced to the early days of hip-hop, from Run DMC to Slick Rick to MC Lyte. Looking back, these seemingly disparate musical influences all came together throughout my childhood, and are reflected in my creative work today. Quite frankly, I want to change the landscape of American Musical Theatre, providing new stories and voices that haven't yet been represented in a musical format. Specifically, l'm excited about using Hip-hop, the music of my generation, as another means to tell new stories onstage I am proud to apply for the Jonathan Larson Performing Arts Foundation Award, particularly because of Jonathan Larson's profound influence on the path my life has taken. I saw Rent on my 16th birthday, and it simply changed everything. I had been a lifelong fan of musicals, but never had I seen a show that spoke to me so directly, that used fresh, new music as a way of addressing contemporary concerns in an honest way. By writing about his friends with the problems and anxieties he faced, Jonathan Larson gave me permission to write about my life, hopes and fears. I wrote my first musical that year, which was performed at my high school, and have been writing ever since. After graduating from Wesleyan University with a degree in theater in 2002, I saw Tick, tick . . .BOOM, Jonathan Larson's hilarious and heartbreaking document of his struggle to pursue his musical theater dreams in the face of financial hardship and resistance. Again, Jonathan's work spoke to me and strengthened my resolve I moved to New York with a new show, In The Heights under my arm. It takes place over two days in Washington Heights New York, near where l spent my music-filled childhood. It uses hip-hop, salsa and contemporary music to tell a unique story about family and life in Northern Manhattan. After workshopping the show with Backhouse Productions for a year, I am now in final negotiations for In The Heights to be produced by Jill Furman, Kevin McCollum and Jeffrey Seller. The prospect of working with the producers of Rent is a dream come true Yet, as you know, musicals are not written overnight. My continuing work on In the Heights, by fiscal necessity, requires me to take literally dozens of jobs to keep the rent paid while I finish the score on my own time. I write commercial jingles for health insurance commercials. I sing backup for children's jazz concerts. I'm a substitute English teacher at my old high school. If your kids have ever been to a Bar Mitzvah in Long Island, chances are I was paid to dance for them. Your award would allow me to focus on finishing my show, and continuing to work in musical theater, an art form that has been a way of life for me since childhood. Even if you don't select me, thank you for creating this wonderful award in the first place: there's a lot of us out there struggling to keep the dream alive and make it happern My essay application for the Jonathan Larson grant, 2004. I didn’t get it. But it turned out okay anyway. Don’t give up. Don’t you dare. https://t.co/W0RcnCZWDz

My essay application for the Jonathan Larson grant, 2004. I didn’t get it. But it turned out okay anyway. Don’t give up. Don’t you dare. h...

Mood, Guess, and Hero: amanda-jess27 3. Who is your hero? Write two things that make this person a hero. am one of my oun ro.First lam kind to myeelf and Second do things I want. Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this lizzey the mood for 2019 Source: amanda-jess27 I guess I’m my own hero too :))

I guess I’m my own hero too :))

Memes, 🤖, and First: BUY ASSETS FIRST So, rich people, we buy assets first. 1わ

Mood, Guess, and Hero: amanda-jess27 3. Who is your hero? Write two things that make this person a hero. am one of my oun ro.First lam kind to myeelf and Second do things I want. Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this lizzey the mood for 2019 Source: amanda-jess27 I guess I’m my own hero too :)) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SFh6D8

I guess I’m my own hero too :)) via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2SFh6D8

Memes, youtube.com, and History: r/youtube 218k subscribers SUBSCRIBE YouTube Rewind 2018 is now the most disliked video in YouTube history. Posted by . 4h 4 6.0k 487 Share Ladies and gentlemen, we got them. We did it. (First time OC) via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EsDQmI

We did it. (First time OC) via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EsDQmI

Advice, Fucking, and Funny: positive-memes Today my psych professor said, "You'll never truly know someone well enough to marry until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one, or witness them while they're sick." And that just hit really deep. 11/30/17, 3:36 PM Truly amazing advice. grizzlyadventures First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking dinner

America, Donald Trump, and Melania Trump: Oliver Contreras-Pool/Getty Images He's fighting for America and for the American people everyday - First Lady FOX NEWS Melania Trump chan ne I While discussing President Donald Trump in an exclusive interview with Sean Hannity, First Lady Melania Trump said, "I think my husband is doing an incredible job."

While discussing President Donald Trump in an exclusive interview with Sean Hannity, First Lady Melania Trump said, "I think my husband is d...

Sesame Street, Trash, and Dank Memes: Oscar the Grouch been living in a trash can for 49 years wdsu @wdsu This 'Sesame Street' Muppet will become the first to experience homelessness bit.ly/ 2RSaDVh (@ship)

(@ship)

America, Dad, and Memes: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said "Good, I watched Captain America last night.I really liked it." And my dentist says "Oh, my son is in that movie." At first l thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America's dad

Zoomies, Snow, and Road Trip: Snow doggo's zoomies on his first road trip

Snow doggo's zoomies on his first road trip

Bad, Bad Jokes, and Doctor: badjokesbyjeff Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news? Man: Good news first please, doc! Doctor: We're naming a disease after you BAD JOKES BYJEFF everythingiswhatevernow Why is this funny “Good news”

“Good news”

Netflix, Shit, and Work: Chevy Elliott @ChevyElliott My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: these people are so talented, how do they pick a winner? My 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be shit me after every episode of Nailed It @netflix

me after every episode of Nailed It @netflix

Community, Penis, and Time: The First Time I Tried To Suck My Own Penis I am so proud of this community Moisty boi

Moisty boi

Real Madrid, Soccer, and Home: Fly Emirate 25 Thibaut Courtois joins Real Madrid: - Real Madrid's worst ever start to the La Liga season - Real Madrid's second biggest El Clasico loss since 1994 - Real Madrid's first home loss in the group stages since 2009 - Real Madrid's biggest European home defeat ever https://t.co/IDwXsFGkzI

Thibaut Courtois joins Real Madrid: - Real Madrid's worst ever start to the La Liga season - Real Madrid's second biggest El Clasico loss ...

Life, Melania Trump, and Memes: Successful Life e Service Service eorge 2011 1976 TONIGHT: First lady Melania Trump speaks exclusively with Sean Hannity. Tune in to Fox News Channel at 9p ET.

TONIGHT: First lady Melania Trump speaks exclusively with Sean Hannity. Tune in to Fox News Channel at 9p ET.

Love, Time, and Girl Memes: "Me whenever someone falls in love with me after hanging out for the first time" Oops

Oops

News, Cancer, and Good: If anyone would like 2018 to include some good news, here it is...my 6 year old daughter, who woke up paralyzed from the waist down at 8 months old, who did many rounds of chemo, beat cancer and regained the use of her legs-has her first dance recital tomorrow#cancer A dose of positivity before 2019

A dose of positivity before 2019

Memes, Phone, and Twitter: Ghost @KillianTrill999 "gets hit by a car* Passerby: ARE YOU OKAY?? Me: Please...I need...my phone *opens twitter* Me: LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT Just let me tweet first 😂

Just let me tweet first 😂

Dank, Cracked, and Girl: tanner @TheeTcup Don't ask a girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat. Then take her to the first guess. Kyley King @kyley_king He's cracked the code we didn't even know we had

News, Cancer, and Good: 0 If anyone would like 2018 to include some good news, here it is...my 6 year old daughter, who woke up paralyzed from the waist down at 8 months old, who did many rounds of chemo, beat cancer and regained the use of her legs-has her first dance recital tomorrow#cancer Truly wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2C4mGcK

Truly wholesome via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2C4mGcK

News, Cancer, and Good: 0 If anyone would like 2018 to include some good news, here it is...my 6 year old daughter, who woke up paralyzed from the waist down at 8 months old, who did many rounds of chemo, beat cancer and regained the use of her legs-has her first dance recital tomorrow#cancer Truly wholesome

Truly wholesome

Anaconda, Beer, and Meme: Saturday's are for the environment Corona is the first major beer brand to roll out 100% plastic free six pack rings. If they end up in our oceans they will break down into organic materials! Extra Extra Extro DESDE LA EZA 192 DESDE CE FINA LA CERVEZA MÁS DESDE FINA МЕХ СО MODELO CERVECERIA Environment friendly meme

Environment friendly meme

Tumblr, Blog, and Baby: Baby owl learning to fly. epicjohndoe: Those First Jumps

epicjohndoe: Those First Jumps

Anaconda, Beer, and Break: aspyn @spyn_haley Saturday's are for the environment ProfessorTrashWheel @ProfTrashWheel Corona is the first major beer brand to roll out 100% plastic free six pack rings. If they end up in our oceans they will break down into organic materials! oT 0 xtra Extra Extr DESDE LA EZA 192 CERVEZA FINA FINA DESDE LA CERVEZA MÁS FINA DESDE N MEXICO RÍA MODELO ECHO EN CERVE @aspyn_haley

@aspyn_haley

Memes, Odell Beckham Jr., and New Orleans Saints: 3 SAINTS EVELAND MICHAELTHOMAS PASSES JARVIS LANDRY AND ODELL BECKHAM JR FOR MOST RECEPTIONS IN FIRST 3 SEASONS The MOST catches by any player in their first three seasons! (298) 👏 @Cantguardmike https://t.co/TXC1SgcRg2

The MOST catches by any player in their first three seasons! (298) 👏 @Cantguardmike https://t.co/TXC1SgcRg2

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