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Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get ass naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it 0.0 BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>
Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get
 ass naked and sit there and
 contemplate life and wonder if this
 stomach pain even worth it
 0.0
BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>

BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at fr...

Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis @imlexiwest Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES わ 17 Mel @Flyguymel_一 11h @imlexiwest I got asthma 10 00 11 ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”
Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis
 @imlexiwest
 Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot
 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY
 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES
 わ
 17
 Mel @Flyguymel_一
 11h
 @imlexiwest I got asthma
 10
 00 11
ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”

ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depressi...

Af, Batman, and Bless Up: Thought I should share this pic of my tiny wrinkly pup Pic: reddit u/Chris Vin54 @DrSmashlove Last week I was driving on Lower Wacker, a big tunnel that go underneath Chicago. They filmed Batman there. It’s dope because u can drive fast AF and the lights whoosh by u and u feel like Batman for a sec before u come back to reality and realize u just a idiot in a Camry 🤗. So I hit the off ramp to get into the loop. Stopped completely. Long red light? 🤔 12 minutes later tho? Sumting Wong. I get out and walk and see two trucks stuck with they lights blinking. They ain’t going anywhere. And it’s a long, one way ramp. Now I done seent the movies bruv. When the tunnel is locked off like this and cars can’t go nowhere? This is where the Arabian terrorists (played by jewish actors with aggressive beards who do they best Arabic accent but really Issa Israeli accent - I see u Hollywood 🤗😂) jump out and gas everyone. Nah ✋. So I talk to some construction workers and I’m like “I’m backing everybody up” and they like *skrong Chicago accents* “IT’S IMPASSIBLE (impossible) DA CARS CAN’T BACK OUT OFF DA RAMP INTO TRAFFIC”. I’m like “bish watch”. So last car in line, Ol boy in Connie’s pizza truck who was barely onto the ramp? I negotiated with him to back straight back into the main tunnel. Then two sedans. A big a$$ delivery truck. A pickup truck. Basically just promising them it will be ok (it wasn’t Ok, someone could have come around the bend and onto the ramp too fast and killed us but I had to get to lunch with a client bruv if u gon get between me and my money u gon HAVE to kill me 🤗😂). Then me. I drive a lil coupe so I actually did a three point turn into a small loading dock and drove the wrong way out the ramp. The construction workers was like “this a$$hole in a suit did it” and I just waved at them like “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE KEEP GOD FIRST BLESS UP”. I tell this story because everybody on the damn ramp had accepted and resigned themselves to they fate. They was all frantically telling the people at the place they was supposed to be that they’ll be delayed. I wasn’t gonna be resigned to my fate. GET UNSTUCK. IT WILL ENTAIL SOME RISK. BUT HELP YOURSELF AND OTHERS AND WITH GOD’S HELP YOU’LL BREAK FREE AND FLY. BLESS UP ❤️
Af, Batman, and Bless Up: Thought I should share this pic of my tiny
 wrinkly pup
 Pic: reddit u/Chris Vin54
 @DrSmashlove
Last week I was driving on Lower Wacker, a big tunnel that go underneath Chicago. They filmed Batman there. It’s dope because u can drive fast AF and the lights whoosh by u and u feel like Batman for a sec before u come back to reality and realize u just a idiot in a Camry 🤗. So I hit the off ramp to get into the loop. Stopped completely. Long red light? 🤔 12 minutes later tho? Sumting Wong. I get out and walk and see two trucks stuck with they lights blinking. They ain’t going anywhere. And it’s a long, one way ramp. Now I done seent the movies bruv. When the tunnel is locked off like this and cars can’t go nowhere? This is where the Arabian terrorists (played by jewish actors with aggressive beards who do they best Arabic accent but really Issa Israeli accent - I see u Hollywood 🤗😂) jump out and gas everyone. Nah ✋. So I talk to some construction workers and I’m like “I’m backing everybody up” and they like *skrong Chicago accents* “IT’S IMPASSIBLE (impossible) DA CARS CAN’T BACK OUT OFF DA RAMP INTO TRAFFIC”. I’m like “bish watch”. So last car in line, Ol boy in Connie’s pizza truck who was barely onto the ramp? I negotiated with him to back straight back into the main tunnel. Then two sedans. A big a$$ delivery truck. A pickup truck. Basically just promising them it will be ok (it wasn’t Ok, someone could have come around the bend and onto the ramp too fast and killed us but I had to get to lunch with a client bruv if u gon get between me and my money u gon HAVE to kill me 🤗😂). Then me. I drive a lil coupe so I actually did a three point turn into a small loading dock and drove the wrong way out the ramp. The construction workers was like “this a$$hole in a suit did it” and I just waved at them like “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE KEEP GOD FIRST BLESS UP”. I tell this story because everybody on the damn ramp had accepted and resigned themselves to they fate. They was all frantically telling the people at the place they was supposed to be that they’ll be delayed. I wasn’t gonna be resigned to my fate. GET UNSTUCK. IT WILL ENTAIL SOME RISK. BUT HELP YOURSELF AND OTHERS AND WITH GOD’S HELP YOU’LL BREAK FREE AND FLY. BLESS UP ❤️

Last week I was driving on Lower Wacker, a big tunnel that go underneath Chicago. They filmed Batman there. It’s dope because u can drive fa...