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Fucking, Life, and School: DONNY CATES. @Doncates , Dec 11 I promise you dont really want to read a book where Eddie is doing fine and everything is awesome and everyone is happy. That book is boring and you will not like that book Or maybe you would. I dunno. I'm not writing that book symbisexual-disaster:*glances wearily at my 5,000 bookmarked fics in which everything is awesome and everyone is happy*  Honestly this just shows what a shallow understanding of story writing he has and I don’t know how he got to become a writer as a result of this.Conflict makes a story interesting but it’s pretty clear that a) he only has 1 idea of conflict (tragedy) and b) he sees no room for character growth (because anything other than tragedy is considered boring and irrelevant and therefore we never see characters put into different situations and he doesn’t have to write them react to anything other than tragedy).Showing Eddie and Venom doing well doesn’t even have to be the whole series (honestly I’d find that pretty boring too after several issues as much as I want to see Eddie and Venom grocery shopping or going to the farmer’s market). The point of doing so is a) character development and b) a break in the storyline from any current conflict. As much as peace/ trivial aspects of Eddie’s life will get boring after several issues, so will conflict. I’m really tired of seeing overblown issues left right and centre and absolutely no pause given to Eddie’s development (not to mention he’s regressing because of shitty writing).That one scene where Eddie’s speaking to V but seemingly himself when he’s eating noodles and V’s asking for a bloody steak? That’s the kind of shit I’m talking about. It’s literally 2 pages of Eddie speaking to himself, being very kind to V, then snapping back at a stranger who’s weirded out by him and he and V then proceed to have a conversation about innocence and stupidity. Not only does this show Eddie’s a dick in day-to-day life which contrasts with his ideas of being a good person and saving the innocent, it also shows V’s basic (but forming) ideas about human characteristics and personalities and Eddie has to do his best to help V understand innocent =/= stupid. That’s all it fucking took! 2 pages of a regular conversation between Eddie and V! Then you can get back to whatever conflict is happening!Donny Cates never graduated from the school of ‘I like these characters and I’m going to make them suffer’ and it shows.
Fucking, Life, and School: DONNY CATES. @Doncates , Dec 11
 I promise you dont really want to read a book where Eddie is doing fine and
 everything is awesome and everyone is happy. That book is boring and you will
 not like that book
 Or maybe you would. I dunno.
 I'm not writing that book
symbisexual-disaster:*glances wearily at my 5,000 bookmarked fics in which everything is awesome and everyone is happy* 
Honestly this just shows what a shallow understanding of story writing he has and I don’t know how he got to become a writer as a result of this.Conflict makes a story interesting but it’s pretty clear that a) he only has 1 idea of conflict (tragedy) and b) he sees no room for character growth (because anything other than tragedy is considered boring and irrelevant and therefore we never see characters put into different situations and he doesn’t have to write them react to anything other than tragedy).Showing Eddie and Venom doing well doesn’t even have to be the whole series (honestly I’d find that pretty boring too after several issues as much as I want to see Eddie and Venom grocery shopping or going to the farmer’s market). The point of doing so is a) character development and b) a break in the storyline from any current conflict. As much as peace/ trivial aspects of Eddie’s life will get boring after several issues, so will conflict. I’m really tired of seeing overblown issues left right and centre and absolutely no pause given to Eddie’s development (not to mention he’s regressing because of shitty writing).That one scene where Eddie’s speaking to V but seemingly himself when he’s eating noodles and V’s asking for a bloody steak? That’s the kind of shit I’m talking about. It’s literally 2 pages of Eddie speaking to himself, being very kind to V, then snapping back at a stranger who’s weirded out by him and he and V then proceed to have a conversation about innocence and stupidity. Not only does this show Eddie’s a dick in day-to-day life which contrasts with his ideas of being a good person and saving the innocent, it also shows V’s basic (but forming) ideas about human characteristics and personalities and Eddie has to do his best to help V understand innocent =/= stupid. That’s all it fucking took! 2 pages of a regular conversation between Eddie and V! Then you can get back to whatever conflict is happening!Donny Cates never graduated from the school of ‘I like these characters and I’m going to make them suffer’ and it shows.

symbisexual-disaster:*glances wearily at my 5,000 bookmarked fics in which everything is awesome and everyone is happy*  Honestly this just ...

Future, God, and Tumblr: SO YOu KNOW YOu'RE IN A COMIC BOOK. COMIC BOOK, EVEN AND YOU THINK THAT GIVES YOu SPECIAL PROTECTI N. WHAT? BECAUSE YOU'RE POPULAR? WELL,TVE NEVER HEARD OF YOu. YOuR NAME IS GWEN? GuARANTEE ANYONE WHO DOESN'T READ THIS THINKS YOU'RE GWEN STACY. WA DO YOu KNOW WHO'S HEARD OF MEP вин! EVERYONE. エHAVE HAD HUNDREDS F issuES. DON'T KNOW HOW MANY SERIES. GUEST- APPEAR EVERYWHERE, COMICS VIDEO GAMES. TV SHOWS. AND SO MUCH MERCHANDISE AND NEVER FORGET.. THE HIGHEST- GROSSING R-RATED FILM OF ALL TIME FIRST APPEARED AS A BACKUP IN HOWARD THE DUCK. YOU HOWEVER.. BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T SURE IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE You OH GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON WHO CAN KILL ME. ANYWAY... IT FEELS FITTING THAT AM THE HAND OF YOUR CANCELATION BYE-BYE, "GWEN" POOLE." IF You'RE SO POWERFUL... WAIT IF YOu KNOW ALL THIS... STUFF... THEN WHY ARE YOL TRAPPED BY ARCADE? WHY ARE YOU JUST PLAYING OUT THIS STORY? RIGHT LAST WORDS GO FOR IT BECAUSE... WE ALL JUST LIVE HERE. DON'T WE? chefpyro: This pause in the fight actually highlights an important difference between Deadpool and Gwenpool. They both acknowledge their existence as comic book characters and utilize their knowledge of the internal rules of their comic book world to their advantage, but Gwen is the only one of the two with the idea to rebel against the Powers That Be, where Deadpool is fine just playing out the story. This difference later on leads into Gwenpool’s rejection of her evil future self, when she knowingly erases her future heel turn so she won’t have to hurt her heroes as a villain. Cool stuff.
nsfw
Future, God, and Tumblr: SO YOu
 KNOW YOu'RE
 IN A COMIC
 BOOK.
 COMIC BOOK, EVEN
 AND YOU THINK THAT
 GIVES YOu SPECIAL
 PROTECTI N. WHAT?
 BECAUSE YOU'RE
 POPULAR?
 WELL,TVE
 NEVER HEARD
 OF YOu.
 YOuR NAME IS
 GWEN? GuARANTEE
 ANYONE WHO DOESN'T READ
 THIS THINKS YOU'RE
 GWEN STACY.
 WA
 DO YOu
 KNOW WHO'S HEARD
 OF MEP
 вин!
 EVERYONE.
 エHAVE
 HAD HUNDREDS F
 issuES. DON'T KNOW
 HOW MANY SERIES. GUEST-
 APPEAR EVERYWHERE, COMICS
 VIDEO GAMES. TV SHOWS.
 AND SO MUCH
 MERCHANDISE
 AND NEVER
 FORGET..
 THE
 HIGHEST-
 GROSSING
 R-RATED FILM
 OF ALL
 TIME
 FIRST
 APPEARED
 AS A BACKUP IN
 HOWARD THE
 DUCK.
 YOU
 HOWEVER..
 BECAUSE
 THEY WEREN'T
 SURE IF ANYONE
 WOULD LIKE
 You
 OH
 GOD, YOU'RE
 RIGHT.
 YOU ARE
 THE LAST
 PERSON WHO
 CAN KILL
 ME.
 ANYWAY...
 IT FEELS
 FITTING THAT AM THE
 HAND OF YOUR CANCELATION
 BYE-BYE, "GWEN"
 POOLE."

 IF You'RE SO
 POWERFUL...
 WAIT
 IF YOu
 KNOW ALL THIS...
 STUFF...
 THEN
 WHY ARE YOL
 TRAPPED BY ARCADE?
 WHY ARE YOU JUST
 PLAYING OUT THIS
 STORY?
 RIGHT
 LAST WORDS
 GO FOR IT
 BECAUSE...
 WE ALL
 JUST LIVE HERE.
 DON'T WE?
chefpyro:

This pause in the fight actually highlights an important difference between Deadpool and Gwenpool.
They both acknowledge their existence as comic book characters and utilize their knowledge of the internal rules of their comic book world to their advantage, but Gwen is the only one of the two with the idea to rebel against the Powers That Be, where Deadpool is fine just playing out the story.
This difference later on leads into Gwenpool’s rejection of her evil future self, when she knowingly erases her future heel turn so she won’t have to hurt her heroes as a villain.
Cool stuff.

chefpyro: This pause in the fight actually highlights an important difference between Deadpool and Gwenpool. They both acknowledge their ex...