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Feds: POLICE RAIDED 6IX9INE'S HOUSE The home of tekashi69 got raided by the feds today and they found a gun on the property 👀😳 Will he see jail time in the next year? Via @djvontv
Feds: POLICE
 RAIDED
 6IX9INE'S
 HOUSE
The home of tekashi69 got raided by the feds today and they found a gun on the property 👀😳 Will he see jail time in the next year? Via @djvontv

The home of tekashi69 got raided by the feds today and they found a gun on the property 👀😳 Will he see jail time in the next year? Via @d...

Feds: Keegan Stephan @KeeganNYC 18h Under new orders from Sessions, U.S. Customs and Border Protection is already separating parents and children at the border, with no clear answer for when they will be reunited: tucson.com/newsflocal/par.. lehimesa @lehimesa Follow Replying to @KeeganNYC AZ ICE reports today they have "lost" 1424 immigrant kids after removing them from their parents. They have no Idea where kids ended up 12:54 PM 24 May 201 from Mesa A Tara K Cat naps 18h This is beyond beyond beyond horrific, but I was not able to confirm. Please provide a source 733 lehimesa Follow Replying to Cat_ naps @KeeganNYC Today's paper. AZ Republic. P 3. I was wrong. It's 1475 kids not 1424. Some were released to human traffickers. The feds ulost - yes, lost- 1,475 migrant kids their children if the familyis ting to medical re caught crossing the border illegally w many of those children wil in Homeland Security Secretary Kinst stober he would not seek re-election. en Nielsen told Congzress that within t that time, Flake denounced the 48 hours of being taken into custody. the children are transfetred to the De partment of Health and Human Ser- vices, which finds places for them to rhe See FLAKE, Page 6A They will be separated from their parent," Democratic Sen. Kamala Har- ris said. Just like we do in the United States every day," Nielsen replied. g on Except that the states, unlike the federal government, have systems in place to better screen the people who become guardians of the children and much better ways to keep track of ancy And not lose them. That is what happened to 1.475 mi- nors swept up at the border and taken into custody by the federal govern- ment. Gone The Office of Refugee Resettlement reported at the end of 2017 that of the 7,000-plus children placed with spon- sored individuals, the agency did not obe of th know where 1,475 of them were. Republican Sen. Rob Portman said, "It's just a system that has so many gaps, so many opportunities for these children to fall between the cracks, that we just don't know what's going on-how much trafficking or abuse or
Feds: Keegan Stephan @KeeganNYC 18h
 Under new orders from Sessions, U.S. Customs and Border Protection is
 already separating parents and children at the border, with no clear answer
 for when they will be reunited: tucson.com/newsflocal/par..
 lehimesa
 @lehimesa
 Follow
 Replying to @KeeganNYC
 AZ ICE reports today they have "lost" 1424
 immigrant kids after removing them from
 their parents. They have no Idea where kids
 ended up
 12:54 PM 24 May 201 from Mesa A

 Tara K Cat naps 18h
 This is beyond beyond beyond horrific, but I was not able to confirm. Please
 provide a source
 733
 lehimesa
 Follow
 Replying to Cat_ naps @KeeganNYC
 Today's paper. AZ Republic. P 3. I was wrong.
 It's 1475 kids not 1424. Some were released
 to human traffickers.
 The feds
 ulost - yes,
 lost- 1,475
 migrant kids
 their children if the familyis
 ting to medical re
 caught crossing the border illegally
 w many of those children wil
 in
 Homeland Security Secretary Kinst
 stober he would not seek re-election. en Nielsen told Congzress that within
 t that time, Flake denounced the 48 hours of being taken into custody.
 the children are transfetred to the De
 partment of Health and Human Ser-
 vices, which finds places for them to
 rhe See FLAKE, Page 6A
 They will be separated from their
 parent," Democratic Sen. Kamala Har-
 ris said.
 Just like we do in the United States
 every day," Nielsen replied.
 g on
 Except that the states, unlike the
 federal government, have systems in
 place to better screen the people who
 become guardians of the children and
 much better ways to keep track of
 ancy
 And not lose them.
 That is what happened to 1.475 mi-
 nors swept up at the border and taken
 into custody by the federal govern-
 ment.
 Gone
 The Office of Refugee Resettlement
 reported at the end of 2017 that of the
 7,000-plus children placed with spon-
 sored individuals, the agency did not
 obe of th
 know where 1,475 of them were.
 Republican Sen. Rob Portman said,
 "It's just a system that has so many
 gaps, so many opportunities for these
 children to fall between the cracks,
 that we just don't know what's going
 on-how much trafficking or abuse or
Feds: coolhotdad my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse.I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake" purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and l have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they're all fakes youstoodmeupforayardsale this passed the bechdel test Source: coolhotdad The perfect crime
Feds: coolhotdad
 my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then
 go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I
 break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse.I
 take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring
 fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when
 the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out
 who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire
 division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake"
 purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and
 break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee
 While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to
 my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35
 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who
 shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying
 body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the
 last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break
 into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have
 been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and l
 have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college
 girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she
 goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and
 realizes that they're all fakes
 youstoodmeupforayardsale
 this passed the bechdel test
 Source: coolhotdad
The perfect crime

The perfect crime

Feds: youstoodmeupforayardsale coolhotdad my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBl is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake" purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they're all fakes this passed the bechdel test The crime of the century
Feds: youstoodmeupforayardsale
 coolhotdad
 my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then go
 on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break
 in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my
 real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake
 purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the
 feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who
 can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of
 the FBl is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake" purses appear
 to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in
 texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would
 normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real
 purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can't clot
 and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made
 out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me
 how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life
 telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy's and replace all
 the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted
 price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all
 When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering
 me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses
 she owns, and realizes that they're all fakes
 this passed the bechdel test
The crime of the century

The crime of the century