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Beer, Confidence, and Driving: Friendly to the point that you become suspicious of their intent. 1. Americans generally are more confident in the way they present themselves, most other countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into a room full of different nationalities, l guarantee the American person will be the first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence thing, and I admire it. 2. 3. When they use the imperial system. 4. Wearing sneakers with anything 5. Big smiles, firm handshakes Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!") 6. Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look they have about them (fanny pack, backpack bottled water, camera pouch) compared to various other tourists Asians tend to herd together for safety, while Europeans vary between blend-right-in Scandinavian to designer-brands-everywhere French and traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But Americans are the only ones who seem to view a perfectly civilized, modern city like some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap bottled water. 7. They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I can't even begin to imagine making a sentence where great actually means great. 8. 9. Constant clapping. Being surprised about the topless models on page 3. 10. Speaking as a former barman or "bartender" as American customers would say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a barman. l'll occasionally get bought a drink by drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving me money for doing a job that I was already being paid for? Never happened. I would listen for American accents (which were easy to hear due to their natural loudness) and immediately serve them next. 11. Americans describe distances in driving time, as opposed to miles or kilometers. 12. The dead giveaway is when they call you "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling" 13. 14. North face jackets. Everywhere. Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly. Very often you can hear them before you see them 15. theultimatepumpkinpie: notasupersaiyan-yet: built2bulk: berserkerjerk: pr1nceshawn: Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans. Accurate. This is oddly comforting. Idk why I was expecting a list of negative shit We do do these things a lot and it’s so nice to hear them in a positive light because so often I feel like we’re hated on. Never in my life have I had someone from another country call us friendly. They always say we’re loud and obnoxious (not that that’s not true, it often can be). It’s such a relief to hear something else.
Beer, Confidence, and Driving: Friendly to the point that you become
 suspicious of their intent.
 1.
 Americans generally are more confident in the
 way they present themselves, most other
 countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into
 a room full of different nationalities, l
 guarantee the American person will be the
 first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence
 thing, and I admire it.
 2.
 3.
 When they use the imperial system.
 4.
 Wearing sneakers with anything
 5.
 Big smiles, firm handshakes
 Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your
 aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or
 "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!")
 6.
 Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look
 they have about them (fanny pack, backpack
 bottled water, camera pouch) compared to
 various other tourists Asians tend to herd
 together for safety, while Europeans vary
 between blend-right-in Scandinavian to
 designer-brands-everywhere French and
 traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But
 Americans are the only ones who seem to
 view a perfectly civilized, modern city like
 some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't
 have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap
 bottled water.
 7.

 They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I
 can't even begin to imagine making a sentence
 where great actually means great.
 8.
 9. Constant clapping.
 Being surprised about the topless models
 on page 3.
 10.
 Speaking as a former barman or
 "bartender" as American customers would
 say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a
 barman. l'll occasionally get bought a drink by
 drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving
 me money for doing a job that I was already
 being paid for? Never happened. I would listen
 for American accents (which were easy to hear
 due to their natural loudness) and
 immediately serve them next.
 11.
 Americans describe distances in driving
 time, as opposed to miles or kilometers.
 12.
 The dead giveaway is when they call you
 "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling"
 13.
 14.
 North face jackets. Everywhere.
 Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly.
 Very often you can hear them before you see
 them
 15.
theultimatepumpkinpie:

notasupersaiyan-yet:

built2bulk:

berserkerjerk:

pr1nceshawn:

Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

Accurate.

This is oddly comforting.

Idk why I was expecting a list of negative shit

We do do these things a lot and it’s so nice to hear them in a positive light because so often I feel like we’re hated on. Never in my life have I had someone from another country call us friendly. They always say we’re loud and obnoxious (not that that’s not true, it often can be). It’s such a relief to hear something else.

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– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
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– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
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– GET IT HERE THE WOMEN’S WALLET –
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE FANNY PACK –
– GET IT HERE THE IPHONE CASE –
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –

Somebody please buy me every single one of those?! 😰😰

I seriously just bought the wallet. So bloody excited. Yay!! 

They are super beautiful 😍

This is the best thing I’ve ever bought. Get compliments every time I wear it out, and it’s definitely unique. I’ve never seen anyone else wearing a bag like mine. I love it! Plus it’s good quality, and the straps haven’t frayed at all yet. It’s gorgeous in the light and the dark

So pretty,gets a lot of attention, I really need one. 😻

This is already one of my favorite wallets. I get so many compliment for it. People just love the holographic effect of the color under any lighting or sunlight. This is very roomy as well. 💞💞

Wow, some of these are super cool!

Super CYBER MONDAY SALES! omg I fuckin need all of them ❣ have to buy all 🙌 

I’ll take one of each!

HOLY FUCK I WANT ALL OF THEM 

I’ve never gotten so many compliments and “wow’s” on any bag ever! Absolutley stunning! Even more beautiful than I could have imagined, reading everything I thought it was too good to be true but alas it’s in my possession and its flawless! Buckles are sturdy, material feels very nice and not cheap. Bands are nice as well. Very happy customer.

Hope I could have one.😻😻

Omg i love all of them too!

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Beautiful, Definitely, and Family: Wait for it.. lerrrac: watetygo: tracelia: watter-cat: payulettee: tiffanyandlovelylife: valopiza: klsey96: ofroselife: stayhereformy: inyouryes: temporaryconstrution: skyblueinyoueyes: lovely-products: Our Holographic/Multichrome Backpacks, Wallets, Hand bags, Cosmetic bag and Fanny Packs are the perfect gift for your friends Family. 😍😍 ***USE COUPON CODE: HAPPINESS FOR A DISCOUNT*** – GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG – – GET IT HERE THE COSMETIC BAG – – GET IT HERE THE BACKPACK – – GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG – – GET IT HERE THE BACKPACK – – GET IT HERE THE WOMEN’S WALLET – – GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG – – GET IT HERE THE FANNY PACK – – GET IT HERE THE IPHONE CASE – – GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG – Somebody please buy me every single one of those?! 😰😰 I seriously just bought the wallet. So bloody excited. Yay!!  They are super beautiful 😍 This is the best thing I’ve ever bought. Get compliments every time I wear it out, and it’s definitely unique. I’ve never seen anyone else wearing a bag like mine. I love it! Plus it’s good quality, and the straps haven’t frayed at all yet. It’s gorgeous in the light and the dark So pretty,gets a lot of attention, I really need one. 😻 This is already one of my favorite wallets. I get so many compliment for it. People just love the holographic effect of the color under any lighting or sunlight. This is very roomy as well. 💞💞 Wow, some of these are super cool! Super CYBER MONDAY SALES! omg I fuckin need all of them ❣ have to buy all 🙌  I’ll take one of each! HOLY FUCK I WANT ALL OF THEM  I’ve never gotten so many compliments and “wow’s” on any bag ever! Absolutley stunning! Even more beautiful than I could have imagined, reading everything I thought it was too good to be true but alas it’s in my possession and its flawless! Buckles are sturdy, material feels very nice and not cheap. Bands are nice as well. Very happy customer. Hope I could have one.😻😻 Omg i love all of them too!
Beautiful, Definitely, and Family: Wait for it..
lerrrac:

watetygo:
tracelia:

watter-cat:

payulettee:

tiffanyandlovelylife:

valopiza:

klsey96:

ofroselife:

stayhereformy:

inyouryes:

temporaryconstrution:

skyblueinyoueyes:

lovely-products:

Our Holographic/Multichrome Backpacks, Wallets, Hand bags, Cosmetic bag and Fanny Packs are the perfect gift for your friends  Family. 😍😍
***USE COUPON CODE: HAPPINESS FOR A DISCOUNT***
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE COSMETIC BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE BACKPACK –
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE BACKPACK –
– GET IT HERE THE WOMEN’S WALLET –
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –
– GET IT HERE THE FANNY PACK –
– GET IT HERE THE IPHONE CASE –
– GET IT HERE THE HAND BAG –

Somebody please buy me every single one of those?! 😰😰

I seriously just bought the wallet. So bloody excited. Yay!! 

They are super beautiful 😍

This is the best thing I’ve ever bought. Get compliments every time I wear it out, and it’s definitely unique. I’ve never seen anyone else wearing a bag like mine. I love it! Plus it’s good quality, and the straps haven’t frayed at all yet. It’s gorgeous in the light and the dark

So pretty,gets a lot of attention, I really need one. 😻

This is already one of my favorite wallets. I get so many compliment for it. People just love the holographic effect of the color under any lighting or sunlight. This is very roomy as well. 💞💞

Wow, some of these are super cool!

Super CYBER MONDAY SALES! omg I fuckin need all of them ❣ have to buy all 🙌 

I’ll take one of each!

HOLY FUCK I WANT ALL OF THEM 

I’ve never gotten so many compliments and “wow’s” on any bag ever! Absolutley stunning! Even more beautiful than I could have imagined, reading everything I thought it was too good to be true but alas it’s in my possession and its flawless! Buckles are sturdy, material feels very nice and not cheap. Bands are nice as well. Very happy customer.

Hope I could have one.😻😻

Omg i love all of them too!

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Beer, Confidence, and Driving: 15 Dead Giveaways That Somebody Is American, As Told Bv Non-Americans. Friendly to the point that you become suspicious of their intent 1. Americans generally are more confident in the way they present themselves, most other countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into a room full of different nationalities, I guarantee the American person will be the first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence thing, and I admire it. 2. 3. When they use the imperial system. 4. Wearing sneakers with anything 5. Big smiles, firm handshakes Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!") 6. Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look they have about them (fanny pack, backpack, bottled water, camera pouch) compared to various other tourists Asians tend to herd together for safety, while Europeans vary between blend-right-in Scandinavian to designer-brands-everywhere French and traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But Americans are the only ones who seem to view a perfectly civilized, modern city like some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap bottled water. 7. 8. They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I can't even begin to imagine making a sentence where great actually means great. 9. Constant clapping Being surprised about the topless models on page 3. 10. Speaking as a former barman or "bartender" as American customers would say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a barman. I'll occasionally get bought a drink by drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving me money for doing a job that I was already being paid for? Never happened. I would listen for American accents (which were easy to hear due to their natural loudness) and immediately serve them next. 11. Americans describe distances in driving time, as opposed to miles or kilometers. 12. The dead giveaway is when they call you "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling". 13. 14. North face jackets. Everywhere. Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly Very often you can hear them before you see them 15. srsfunny:We Do Love Americans
Beer, Confidence, and Driving: 15 Dead Giveaways That
 Somebody Is American,
 As Told Bv Non-Americans.
 Friendly to the point that you become
 suspicious of their intent
 1.
 Americans generally are more confident in the
 way they present themselves, most other
 countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into
 a room full of different nationalities, I
 guarantee the American person will be the
 first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence
 thing, and I admire it.
 2.
 3.
 When they use the imperial system.
 4.
 Wearing sneakers with anything
 5.
 Big smiles, firm handshakes
 Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your
 aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or
 "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!")
 6.
 Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look
 they have about them (fanny pack, backpack,
 bottled water, camera pouch) compared to
 various other tourists Asians tend to herd
 together for safety, while Europeans vary
 between blend-right-in Scandinavian to
 designer-brands-everywhere French and
 traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But
 Americans are the only ones who seem to
 view a perfectly civilized, modern city like
 some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't
 have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap
 bottled water.
 7.
 8. They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I
 can't even begin to imagine making a sentence
 where great actually means great.
 9. Constant clapping
 Being surprised about the topless models
 on page 3.
 10.
 Speaking as a former barman or
 "bartender" as American customers would
 say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a
 barman. I'll occasionally get bought a drink by
 drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving
 me money for doing a job that I was already
 being paid for? Never happened. I would listen
 for American accents (which were easy to hear
 due to their natural loudness) and
 immediately serve them next.
 11.
 Americans describe distances in driving
 time, as opposed to miles or kilometers.
 12.
 The dead giveaway is when they call you
 "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling".
 13.
 14.
 North face jackets. Everywhere.
 Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly
 Very often you can hear them before you see
 them
 15.
srsfunny:We Do Love Americans

srsfunny:We Do Love Americans

Being Alone, Club, and Dinosaur: Best Careers for Your Personality Type ESTJ ESTP Danger Barons ISTP Practical Supervisors Lizard trainer Dutiful Subordinates Creative Thinkers -Professional gambler -Evil clone -Fanny pack bedazzler Satan's minion The person who gets beat up at self-defense training courses -Butter churner -Grave robber -Blood salesman -Hair comber -Horse cop (the horse not the human) Trader of fine spices -Smash Mouth fan club president -Steven Seagal's personal assistant ESFJ ESFP ISFP Dark Artisans Outgoing Entertainers -Competitive eater Caring Providers -Squirrel wrangler -Art theft coordinator -Unpaid intern -Paranormal detective who wanders from town to town solving mysteries Sensible Helpers Shed consultant Seat filler at an award -Insurance fraud claimant -Screaming at people in public until they pay you to go away -Forest witch -Ghost therapist -Crafter of fine talismans -Soul reaper ceremony ENTJ NTJ ENTP INTP Rugged Loners Useless Creators -Sad clown -Donkey breeder -Email scammer -Pickle artisan Strategic Masterminds -Penguin salesman Noble Leaders -Human scarecrow Bed tester Weed dealer -Scorpion king/queen -Lead singer for a Korn cover band Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction writer -A job where you can be alone because no one likes you ENFJ ENFP The Unemployable -Failed artist The town mooch -Cackling old sea hag -Going to construction sites and stealing copper wiring Resourceful Thinkers -Werewolf Compassionate Weirdos -Taco historian -Snake groomer -Fortune cookie writer -Spokesperson for adult diaper cream Social Helpers -Voodoo priestess -Sandwich artist -Professional failure An actual walrus -Time wizard -Dinosaur impersonator obvious obviousplant:What’s your next career?
Being Alone, Club, and Dinosaur: Best Careers for
 Your Personality Type
 ESTJ
 ESTP
 Danger Barons
 ISTP
 Practical Supervisors
 Lizard trainer
 Dutiful Subordinates
 Creative Thinkers
 -Professional gambler
 -Evil clone
 -Fanny pack bedazzler
 Satan's minion
 The person who gets
 beat up at self-defense
 training courses
 -Butter churner
 -Grave robber
 -Blood salesman
 -Hair comber
 -Horse cop (the horse
 not the human)
 Trader of fine spices
 -Smash Mouth fan
 club president
 -Steven Seagal's
 personal assistant
 ESFJ
 ESFP
 ISFP
 Dark Artisans
 Outgoing Entertainers
 -Competitive eater
 Caring Providers
 -Squirrel wrangler
 -Art theft coordinator
 -Unpaid intern
 -Paranormal detective
 who wanders from
 town to town solving
 mysteries
 Sensible Helpers
 Shed consultant
 Seat filler at an award
 -Insurance fraud
 claimant
 -Screaming at people
 in public until they pay
 you to go away
 -Forest witch
 -Ghost therapist
 -Crafter of fine
 talismans
 -Soul reaper
 ceremony
 ENTJ
 NTJ
 ENTP
 INTP
 Rugged Loners
 Useless Creators
 -Sad clown
 -Donkey breeder
 -Email scammer
 -Pickle artisan
 Strategic Masterminds
 -Penguin salesman
 Noble Leaders
 -Human scarecrow
 Bed tester
 Weed dealer
 -Scorpion king/queen
 -Lead singer for a
 Korn cover band
 Sonic the Hedgehog
 fan fiction writer
 -A job where you can
 be alone because
 no one likes you
 ENFJ
 ENFP
 The Unemployable
 -Failed artist
 The town mooch
 -Cackling old sea hag
 -Going to construction
 sites and stealing
 copper wiring
 Resourceful Thinkers
 -Werewolf
 Compassionate Weirdos
 -Taco historian
 -Snake groomer
 -Fortune cookie writer
 -Spokesperson for
 adult diaper cream
 Social Helpers
 -Voodoo priestess
 -Sandwich artist
 -Professional failure
 An actual walrus
 -Time wizard
 -Dinosaur impersonator
 obvious
obviousplant:What’s your next career?

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Af, Dude, and Friends: Chan ce Ward on Tuesday So I'm in the gym today (getting my life to Truffle Butter on this elliptical ofc) when the girl next to me asks her friend if she has an extra tampon. Realizing that I overheard, she looked up and literally apologized to me, clearly embarrassed af Me being me, I hit ha with the "girl, u gucci" before reaching down into my fanny pack and giving her one of the tampons I keep in there. By the look on her face you would have thought I did a magic trick and pulled 36 titty-tasseled bunny rabbits out that damn bag This is so sad. Why don't y'all love y'all friends that menstruate? Like men will make whole guest rooms in their house just in case someone needs to stay. But god forbid that person menstruate because I bet you won't be no extra pads or tampons under that guest bathroom sink. Like why? Y'all know literally like half this world goes through this? Ugh anyway to all my menstruating friends, if y'all need it, know I got it. I keep some in my fanny pack when I go to the gym, and some in my backpack all the time. Never feel embarrassed for asking for one. Never feel embarrassed for being human @everyone who doesn't menstruate: keep your menstruating friends in mind and stop being so shitty 9,06948 2,480 twentyonelizards: lostwednesdays: Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys. Also: I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.
Af, Dude, and Friends: Chan ce Ward
 on Tuesday
 So I'm in the gym today (getting my life to Truffle
 Butter on this elliptical ofc) when the girl next to me
 asks her friend if she has an extra tampon.
 Realizing that I overheard, she looked up and
 literally apologized to me, clearly embarrassed af
 Me being me, I hit ha with the "girl, u gucci" before
 reaching down into my fanny pack and giving her
 one of the tampons I keep in there. By the look on
 her face you would have thought I did a magic trick
 and pulled 36 titty-tasseled bunny rabbits out that
 damn bag
 This is so sad. Why don't y'all love y'all friends that
 menstruate? Like men will make whole guest
 rooms in their house just in case someone needs
 to stay. But god forbid that person menstruate
 because I bet you won't be no extra pads or
 tampons under that guest bathroom sink.
 Like why? Y'all know literally like half this world
 goes through this?
 Ugh anyway to all my menstruating friends, if y'all
 need it, know I got it. I keep some in my fanny pack
 when I go to the gym, and some in my backpack all
 the time. Never feel embarrassed for asking for
 one. Never feel embarrassed for being human
 @everyone who doesn't menstruate: keep your
 menstruating friends in mind and stop being so
 shitty
 9,06948 2,480
twentyonelizards:

lostwednesdays:

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.
Also:

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

twentyonelizards: lostwednesdays: Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys. Also: I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘wo...

Beer, Confidence, and Driving: Friendly to the point that you become suspicious of their intent. 1. Americans generally are more confident in the way they present themselves, most other countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into a room full of different nationalities, l guarantee the American person will be the first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence thing, and I admire it. 2. 3. When they use the imperial system. 4. Wearing sneakers with anything 5. Big smiles, firm handshakes Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!") 6. Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look they have about them (fanny pack, backpack bottled water, camera pouch) compared to various other tourists Asians tend to herd together for safety, while Europeans vary between blend-right-in Scandinavian to designer-brands-everywhere French and traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But Americans are the only ones who seem to view a perfectly civilized, modern city like some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap bottled water. 7. They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I can't even begin to imagine making a sentence where great actually means great. 8. 9. Constant clapping. Being surprised about the topless models on page 3. 10. Speaking as a former barman or "bartender" as American customers would say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a barman. l'll occasionally get bought a drink by drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving me money for doing a job that I was already being paid for? Never happened. I would listen for American accents (which were easy to hear due to their natural loudness) and immediately serve them next. 11. Americans describe distances in driving time, as opposed to miles or kilometers. 12. The dead giveaway is when they call you "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling" 13. 14. North face jackets. Everywhere. Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly. Very often you can hear them before you see them 15. strixus: acavatica: fairkid-forever: kkatkkrap: dfwm: mymindsecho: pr1nceshawn: Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans. Americans tag yourself: I’m friendly to the point that your suspicious of my intent mixed with calling you sweetie, darling, honey, etc. im the barman I’m “easy to hear due to their natural loudness.” I’m “they say great without being sarcastic” I’m “uses big adjectives generously.” I’m #7 even in my own city.
Beer, Confidence, and Driving: Friendly to the point that you become
 suspicious of their intent.
 1.
 Americans generally are more confident in the
 way they present themselves, most other
 countries tend to be more reserved. Walk into
 a room full of different nationalities, l
 guarantee the American person will be the
 first to introduce themselves. It's a confidence
 thing, and I admire it.
 2.
 3.
 When they use the imperial system.
 4.
 Wearing sneakers with anything
 5.
 Big smiles, firm handshakes
 Using big adjectives generously ("Wow, your
 aunt's kidney stones sound awesome!" or
 "This Euroshopper beer tastes great!")
 6.
 Mostly it's the 'prepared for anything' look
 they have about them (fanny pack, backpack
 bottled water, camera pouch) compared to
 various other tourists Asians tend to herd
 together for safety, while Europeans vary
 between blend-right-in Scandinavian to
 designer-brands-everywhere French and
 traffic-laws-are-for-others Italian. But
 Americans are the only ones who seem to
 view a perfectly civilized, modern city like
 some kind of uncharted jungle that doesn't
 have places to shelter in the rain or buy cheap
 bottled water.
 7.

 They say 'great' and are not being sarcastic. I
 can't even begin to imagine making a sentence
 where great actually means great.
 8.
 9. Constant clapping.
 Being surprised about the topless models
 on page 3.
 10.
 Speaking as a former barman or
 "bartender" as American customers would
 say... tipping! No British person will ever tip a
 barman. l'll occasionally get bought a drink by
 drunk ladies or gents, but Brits actually giving
 me money for doing a job that I was already
 being paid for? Never happened. I would listen
 for American accents (which were easy to hear
 due to their natural loudness) and
 immediately serve them next.
 11.
 Americans describe distances in driving
 time, as opposed to miles or kilometers.
 12.
 The dead giveaway is when they call you
 "honey" or "sweetie" or "darling"
 13.
 14.
 North face jackets. Everywhere.
 Incredibly loud but incredibly friendly.
 Very often you can hear them before you see
 them
 15.
strixus:

acavatica:

fairkid-forever:

kkatkkrap:

dfwm:

mymindsecho:

pr1nceshawn:

Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

Americans tag yourself: I’m friendly to the point that your suspicious of my intent mixed with calling you sweetie, darling, honey, etc.

im the barman

I’m “easy to hear due to their natural loudness.”

I’m “they say great without being sarcastic”

I’m “uses big adjectives generously.”

I’m #7 even in my own city.

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