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Dogs, Waiting..., and Joy: Purdy and Elvis are therapy dogs at my courthouse. They walk up and down the hallway bringing joy and comfort to those waiting to see the judge.
Dogs, Waiting..., and Joy: Purdy and Elvis are therapy dogs at my courthouse. They walk up and down the hallway bringing joy and comfort to those waiting to see the judge.

Purdy and Elvis are therapy dogs at my courthouse. They walk up and down the hallway bringing joy and comfort to those waiting to see the ju...

Life, Love, and Peace: After 12 years of neglect; this is the difference 3 weeks of love made. Rest In Peace Elvis. I’m lucky I got to be a part of your life and give you the golden years you deserved. 💕
Life, Love, and Peace: After 12 years of neglect; this is the difference 3 weeks of love made. Rest In Peace Elvis. I’m lucky I got to be a part of your life and give you the golden years you deserved. 💕

After 12 years of neglect; this is the difference 3 weeks of love made. Rest In Peace Elvis. I’m lucky I got to be a part of your life and g...

Reddit, Elvis, and Cat: Reddit, meet Elvis the neighbourhood cat!
Reddit, Elvis, and Cat: Reddit, meet Elvis the neighbourhood cat!

Reddit, meet Elvis the neighbourhood cat!

Pizza, Social Media, and American: 1 hr So Here I Am minding My Own Buisness On American Asshole Airlines When this Petite Little Thing Tells me to Take off my Shoulder Wallet. Same little Bag I'm Wearing On at least A Hundred Flights. She said it had to go Overhead. I Said I have never Ever Been Told To Hand it Over. Also Told Her That She Would Be Responsible for Whatever was In It. She Said Okay With a Hearty Chuckle , Whichvwas also like Half A Cough . Not Easy To Be Squeezed in those Isles,,, Maybe even a little Hard to Breath, I could see the Top Button Of Her Shirt was Choking Her a Little, By The way Her Neck Hung Over .She Had No idea what was in The Bag, But Assumed Responsibility. She Was Probably Thinking about Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich's like The Ones Elvis (who I Loved) Enjoyed Eating. She might Even Be Thinkingvabout Putting Some Scrambled Eggs On Pizza With Some Bacon and Cheezits for Some Crunch. This Exactly why I posted my Last Video! People Have Stopped Trying . I'm Worried about My Meds Wallet, Cash ,And Keys.. And She's Thinking About Later Liverwurst and Thick Gooey Horseshit Soup. Trust Me when I say, Not one Time In My Entire Flying Career was I Ever asked to Take my Fanny Pack (for a Better Word) Off It's Why Jet Blue Rule And Guess What? There Waiters and Waitresses Fit Down Those Isles Perfectly. Lemme Ask ya why, Really Why do I always have to Prove That Now and ForeverDice Does The Fucken!! why!! y lo Famous comedian uses their social media platform to fat shame an airlines employee for doing her job.
Pizza, Social Media, and American: 1 hr
 So Here I Am minding My Own Buisness On American Asshole Airlines
 When this Petite Little Thing Tells me to Take off my Shoulder Wallet. Same
 little Bag I'm Wearing On at least A Hundred Flights. She said it had to go
 Overhead. I Said I have never Ever Been Told To Hand it Over. Also Told
 Her That She Would Be Responsible for Whatever was In It. She Said Okay
 With a Hearty Chuckle , Whichvwas also like Half A Cough . Not Easy To Be
 Squeezed in those Isles,,, Maybe even a little Hard to Breath, I could see
 the Top Button Of Her Shirt was Choking Her a Little, By The way Her Neck
 Hung Over .She Had No idea what was in The Bag, But Assumed
 Responsibility. She Was Probably Thinking about Peanut Butter and Banana
 Sandwich's like The Ones Elvis (who I Loved) Enjoyed Eating. She might
 Even Be Thinkingvabout Putting Some Scrambled Eggs On Pizza With
 Some Bacon and Cheezits for Some Crunch. This Exactly why I posted my
 Last Video! People Have Stopped Trying . I'm Worried about My Meds
 Wallet, Cash ,And Keys.. And She's Thinking About Later Liverwurst and
 Thick Gooey Horseshit Soup. Trust Me when I say, Not one Time In My
 Entire Flying Career was I Ever asked to Take my Fanny Pack (for a Better
 Word) Off It's Why Jet Blue Rule And Guess What? There Waiters and
 Waitresses Fit Down Those Isles Perfectly. Lemme Ask ya why, Really
 Why do I always have to Prove That Now and ForeverDice Does
 The Fucken!! why!!
 y lo
Famous comedian uses their social media platform to fat shame an airlines employee for doing her job.

Famous comedian uses their social media platform to fat shame an airlines employee for doing her job.

Elvis Presley, Film, and Elvis: 1313 Elvis Presley performing his hit "Jailhouse Rock" in the film of the same name, which Presley himself coreographed (1957)
Elvis Presley, Film, and Elvis: 1313
Elvis Presley performing his hit "Jailhouse Rock" in the film of the same name, which Presley himself coreographed (1957)

Elvis Presley performing his hit "Jailhouse Rock" in the film of the same name, which Presley himself coreographed (1957)

Assassination, Definitely, and England: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW "1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED 2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE 3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR * 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING 5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES. 6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD 7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED. 8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG. 9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20 10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR PURPLE 11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT 12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY 13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS 14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR. " 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN 16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR. " 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10 18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER " 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE 20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS 21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS 22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN. 23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD 24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK. 25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE 26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES. 27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL 28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT 29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO DEATH 30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR. 31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE 32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS 33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE CRASHES. 34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35- SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP." 36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI) 37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE. 38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN 39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT HANDED PEOPLE DO *40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE *41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH THEY START 42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD 43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT 44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS 45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS 46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST 47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF 1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES 48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE * 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT 50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT l KNOW SO MUCH NOW lolmeme.th Some of these are not true, but wich ones?
Assassination, Definitely, and England: 50 THINGS YOU DON'T
 NEED TO KNOW
 "1- RUBBER BANDS LAST LONGER WHEN REFRIGERATED
 2-PEANUTS ARE ONE OF THE INGREDIENTS OF DYNAMITE
 3- THERE ARE 293 WAYS TO MAKE CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR
 * 4-THE AVERAGE PERSON'S LEFT HAND DOES 56% OF THE TYPING
 5- A SHARK IS THE ONLY FISH THAT CAN BLINK WITH BOTH EYES.
 6- THERE ARE MORE CHICKENS THAN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
 7- THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS "SCREECHED.
 8- ON A CANADIAN TWO-DOLLAR BILL, THE FLAG FLYING OVER THE PARLIAMENT
 BUILDING IS AN AMERICAN FLAG.
 9- ALL OF THE CLOCKS IN THE MOVIE "PULP FICTION" ARE STUCK ON 4:20
 10 NO WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE RHYMES WITH MONTH, ORANGE, SILVER OR
 PURPLE
 11-"DREAMT IS THE ONLY ENGLISH WORD THAT ENDS IN THE LETTERS "MT
 12-ALMONDS ARE A MEMBER OF THE PEACH FAMILY
 13- THERE ARE ONLY 4 WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE WHICH END IN DOUS
 TREMENDOUS, HORRENDOUS, STUPENDOUS, AND HAZARDOUS
 14-A CAT HAS 32 MUSCLES IN EACH EAR.
 " 15- AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN
 16- TIGERS HAVE STRIPED SKIN, NOT JUST STRIPED FUR.
 " 17- IN MOST ADVERTISEMENTS, THE TIME DISPLAYED ON A WATCH IS 10:10
 18- AL CAPONE'S BUSINESS CARD SAID HE WAS A USED FURNITURE DEALER
 " 19- THE CHARACTERS BERT & ERNIE ON SESAME STREET WERE NAMED AFTER BERT
 THE COP AND ERNIE THE TAXI DRIVER IN FRANK CAPRA'S "ITS A WONDERFULLIFE
 20- A DRAGONFLY HAS A LIFE SPAN OF 1-6 MONTHS
 21- A GOLDFISH HAS A MEMORY SPAN OF 3 SECONDS
 22- ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
 23- THE GIANT SQUID HAS THE LARGEST EYES IN THE WORLD
 24- IN ENGLAND, THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK.
 25- THE MICROWAVE WAS INVENTED AFTER A RESEARCHER WALKED BY A RADAR
 TUBE AND A CHOCOLATE BAR MELTED IN HIS POCKE
 26- THE AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP IN SEVEN MINUTES.
 27- THERE ARE 336 DIMPLES ON A REGULATION GOLF BALL
 28-THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 8 SPIDERS IN THEIR LIFETIME AT NIGHT
 29- A COCKROACH CAN LIVE NINE DAYS WITHOUT ITS HEAD BEFORE IT STARVES TO
 DEATH
 30- A POLAR BEAR'S SKIN IS BLACK. ITS FUR IS NOT WHITE, BUT ACTUALLY CLEAR.
 31- ELVIS HAD A TWIN BROTHER NAMED AARON, WHO DIED AT BIRTH, WHICH IS WHY
 ELVIS MIDDLE NAME WAS SPELLED ARON: IN HONOR OF HIS BROTHER. IT IS ALSO MIS
 SPELLED ON HIS TOMB STONE
 32- DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED IN FINLAND BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WEAR
 PANTS
 33- MORE PEOPLE ARE KILLED BY DONKEYS ANNUALLY THAN ARE KILLED IN PLANE
 CRASHES.
 34- STEWARDESSES IS THE LONGEST WORD TYPED WITH ONLY THE LEFT HAND. 35-
 SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE WORDS "ASSASSINATION" AND "BUMP."
 36- MARILYN MONROE HAD 6 TOES ON ONE FOOT. (NOT TRUE, WE'RE TOLDI)
 37- IF YOU KEEP A GOLDFISH IN THE DARK ROOM, IT WILL EVENTUALLY TURN WHITE.
 38-WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE AS MUCH AS MEN
 39- RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE LIVE, ON AVERAGE, NINE YEARS LONGER THAN LEFT
 HANDED PEOPLE DO
 *40- THE SENTENCE "THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG USES
 EVERY LETTER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
 *41- THE NAMES OF THE CONTINENTS ALL END WITH THE SAME LETTER WITH WHICH
 THEY START
 42- TYPEWRITER IS THE LONGEST WORD THAT CAN BE MADE USING THE LETTERS ON
 ONLY ONE ROW OF THE KEYBOARD
 43- THE WORD RACECAR AND KAYAK ARE THE SAME WHETHER THEY ARE READ LEFT
 TO RIGHT OR RIGHT TO LEFT
 44- A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS
 45- AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED $40,000 IN 1987 BY ELIMINATING ONE OLIVE FROM
 EACH SALAD SERVED IN FIRST-CLASS
 46- THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WAS INVENTED BY A DENTIST
 47- VATICAN CITY IS THE SMALLEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A POPULATION OF
 1,000 AND A SIZE OF 108.7 ACRES
 48-"I AM" IS THE SHORTEST COMPLETE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
 * 49- NO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AN ONLY CHILD
 AND LAST AND DEFINITELY MOST IMPORTANT
 50- THE AVERAGE CHOCOLATE BAR HAS 8 INSECTS LEGS IN IT
 l KNOW SO
 MUCH NOW
 lolmeme.th
Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

Some of these are not true, but wich ones?

80s, Alive, and Bad: 1 year ago Report 62 points GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT BECAUSE OF US.. ITS BECAUSE THE SUN IS SLOWLY GETTING BIGGER.... IT USED TO BE BECAUSE OF US IN THE 80s WITH THE ACs, BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS MORE ENERGY EFFICIENT AND IS NOT CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE. IN FACT, THE EARTH HAS BEEN COOLING THE PAST TEN YEARS. IT IS ALMOST A FRAUD FOR ALTERNATIVE ENERGY... IT EXISTS BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF US 1 year ago Report 37 points BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS WE CAN DO TO HELP THE WORLD LIKE NO POLLUTION AND TAKE CARE OF FORESTS AND OTHER BAD ISSUES EDIT changed wording 40 points 1 year ago Report however l am not against all theories... I personally believe that Elvis and Michael Jackson faked their own death and joined the CIA. Elvis could be dead by now but he didn't die when he died 1 year ago Report 37 points i think that some of my solutions are by coincidenc, but i do not believe in solar panels and gas electricity and nuclear energy are fine... rememeber... the downvote key is if it contributes to the discusion... not if you PERSONALLY AGREE 1 year ago Report -35 points first of all, i upvoted u... second of all there is evidence that they can get through and it does equal damage as a microwave and the phone thing is because these little boxes can fit SOOOOO MUCH INFOEMATION 1 year ago Repor -39 points i agree with your first point, but after conclusive research, i hav found that the fake moon landing theories hold no dirt after further examination.. TAKE MY UPVOTE BECAUSE IT IS RELEVENT BY MENTIONING GLOBAL WARMING 34 points 1 year ago Repor Why r u downvoting all of my comments Global Warming is because of the sun getting bigger...also Elvis is alive and the moon landings are fake.
80s, Alive, and Bad: 1 year ago Report
 62 points
 GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT BECAUSE OF US.. ITS BECAUSE THE SUN IS SLOWLY GETTING
 BIGGER.... IT USED TO BE BECAUSE OF US IN THE 80s WITH THE ACs, BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS
 MORE ENERGY EFFICIENT AND IS NOT CAUSING CLIMATE CHANGE. IN FACT, THE EARTH HAS BEEN
 COOLING THE PAST TEN YEARS. IT IS ALMOST A FRAUD FOR ALTERNATIVE ENERGY... IT EXISTS
 BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF US
 1 year ago Report
 37 points
 BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS WE CAN DO TO HELP THE WORLD LIKE NO POLLUTION AND
 TAKE CARE OF FORESTS AND OTHER BAD ISSUES
 EDIT changed wording
 40 points
 1 year ago Report
 however l am not against all theories... I personally believe that Elvis and Michael Jackson faked
 their own death and joined the CIA. Elvis could be dead by now but he didn't die when he died
 1 year ago Report
 37 points
 i think that some of my solutions are by coincidenc, but i do not believe in solar panels
 and gas electricity and nuclear energy are fine... rememeber... the downvote key is if it contributes to the
 discusion... not if you PERSONALLY AGREE
 1 year ago Report
 -35 points
 first of all, i upvoted u... second of all there is evidence that they can get through and it does
 equal damage as a microwave and the phone thing is because these little boxes can fit SOOOOO MUCH
 INFOEMATION
 1 year ago Repor
 -39 points
 i agree with your first point, but after conclusive research, i hav found that the fake moon
 landing theories hold no dirt after further examination.. TAKE MY UPVOTE BECAUSE IT IS RELEVENT BY
 MENTIONING GLOBAL WARMING
 34 points
 1 year ago Repor
 Why r u downvoting all of my comments
Global Warming is because of the sun getting bigger...also Elvis is alive and the moon landings are fake.

Global Warming is because of the sun getting bigger...also Elvis is alive and the moon landings are fake.