Just a friendly reminder to make sure you eat your 5-a-day... 🦝🍒
Y'all got any more of them hours? 😂
Once upon a time
why is everyone on 4chan a fucking inhuman goblin creature why dont they have normal proportions
St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, April 9, 1910
Life is just a game and I'm last place right now.
When someone asks…
might as well just eat all the doughnuts to hide the evidence
The crust is the best part.
Good night, sweetie. 😘
(via Ramblin Mama)
Put the blame where it belongs
Second slide 👉 Click the link in bio! This app pays you just for listening to music
Just eat it you ungrateful hooman
Ima Need You To Calm Down, I'm Not Thru With You Yet. 😏😏😏 TrueStory
I can’t function but I look like a bad bitch 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
but... iced coffee is also a good meal right (via: @minnascule)
Before during and after 😂😂😂
Doesn’t count 😂💯 https://t.co/PyGg8saQdX
Rome memes mini-dump
if i forget to post i want all of you to curb stomp me, all 2 million of you seriously CLOCK ME
Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Vale...
This makes sense to me.
If you have to choose between getting someone something they can eat vs something they can’t eat, always choose the thing they can eat.
You know who to send these to 😉 Link in bio 😘
Not missing out on much then…
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Eat my sorts!
Roderich: Live seafood makes my skin crawl. Fish should be served as food only!
Cooking with a friend, went to use her phone for a timer and discovered she’s insane.