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Alive, Animals, and Bad: mithsonian smithchan.com/monsters nake CHANNELmanstersrake 02012 SNUSI Networks LL.C. All rights reserved Smithson legitimatelala: lokiwtf: gallizfrey: anneriawings: siphersaysstuff: honey-andrevolution: sashayed: silvermoon424: poppypicklesticks: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: cosmicallycosmopolitan: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: james-winston: The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight. I’m so glad they aren’t around omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either Praise natural selection I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”  Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing! And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore. Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again. GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN. this is so relevant to my interests  It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths… THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH. We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling. DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were. I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post *Goes on Tumblr at 5am to help me go back to sleep for a bit longer* *Never sleeps again* Dammit I was born to late for all the fun
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The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.


GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

this is so relevant to my interests 

It wasn’t just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground sloths…

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
We’ve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.


DON’T FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH



The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, don’t forget how giant the bugs were.


I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post


*Goes on Tumblr at 5am to help me go back to sleep for a bit longer*
*Never sleeps again*


Dammit I was born to late for all the fun

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Anaconda, Omg, and Tumblr: omg-humor:Downtown Los Angeles photographed in 1901, and again in 2001, exactly 100 years later.
Anaconda, Omg, and Tumblr: omg-humor:Downtown Los Angeles photographed in 1901, and again in 2001, exactly 100 years later.

omg-humor:Downtown Los Angeles photographed in 1901, and again in 2001, exactly 100 years later.

Anaconda, Los Angeles, and Downtown: Downtown Los Angeles photographed in 1901, and again in 2001, exactly 100 years later.
Anaconda, Los Angeles, and Downtown: Downtown Los Angeles photographed in 1901, and again in 2001, exactly 100 years later.

Downtown Los Angeles photographed in 1901, and again in 2001, exactly 100 years later.

Sexy, Cleveland, and Hotel: Im at the Hyatt hotel in downtown Cleveland. Under special requests, I asked for a sexy picture of Jeff Goldblum for my wife. They did not disappoint.
Sexy, Cleveland, and Hotel: Im at the Hyatt hotel in downtown Cleveland. Under special requests, I asked for a sexy picture of Jeff Goldblum for my wife. They did not disappoint.

Im at the Hyatt hotel in downtown Cleveland. Under special requests, I asked for a sexy picture of Jeff Goldblum for my wife. They did not d...

Anaconda, Food, and Homeless: 4G7:17 What is the most money you have seen someone spend at McDonald's? Elysia Marie, Staff Researcher R Updated Nov 8 Upvoted by Benedict Hales, former Crew at McDonald's I worked at McDonald's for a few years and I remember getting a call for 100 McDoubles (1$ each), 100 small fries (1$ each) and 50 McChickens (1$ each). The whole order after tax came out to around 300$. My manager believed it was a prank call and told them that they would have to come in and pay before any food was made and it would take an hour to make since we were in the middle of a lunch rush Fifteen minutes later two guys show up You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this 47:17 y manager tax came out to aroun believed it was a prank call and told them that they would have to come in and pay before any food was made and it would take an hour to make since we were in the middle of a lunch rush Fifteen minutes later two guys show up claiming that they want to pay for the order and that they would come back to pick it up. Needless to say, the grill people were overwhelmed but were able to bust out all the sandwiches with help from other crew members. After they came back, a co-worker had to ask them what this all was for. The guys claimed that they were going to pass them out to homeless people around downtown San Diego. I was moved and have not forgotten about it since. 23.1k Views View Upvoters View Sharers You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this This really took some turn
Anaconda, Food, and Homeless: 4G7:17
 What is the most money you
 have seen someone spend at
 McDonald's?
 Elysia Marie, Staff Researcher
 R
 Updated Nov 8 Upvoted by Benedict Hales,
 former Crew at McDonald's
 I worked at McDonald's for a few years and I
 remember getting a call for 100 McDoubles
 (1$ each), 100 small fries (1$ each) and 50
 McChickens (1$ each). The whole order after
 tax came out to around 300$. My manager
 believed it was a prank call and told them
 that they would have to come in and pay
 before any food was made and it would take
 an hour to make since we were in the middle
 of a lunch rush
 Fifteen minutes later two guys show up
 You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this
 47:17
 y manager
 tax came out to aroun
 believed it was a prank call and told them
 that they would have to come in and pay
 before any food was made and it would take
 an hour to make since we were in the middle
 of a lunch rush
 Fifteen minutes later two guys show up
 claiming that they want to pay for the order
 and that they would come back to pick it up.
 Needless to say, the grill people were
 overwhelmed but were able to bust out all the
 sandwiches with help from other crew
 members. After they came back, a co-worker
 had to ask them what this all was for. The
 guys claimed that they were going to pass
 them out to homeless people around
 downtown San Diego. I was moved and have
 not forgotten about it since.
 23.1k Views View Upvoters View Sharers
 You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this
This really took some turn

This really took some turn

Anaconda, Food, and Homeless: 4G7:17 What is the most money you have seen someone spend at McDonald's? Elysia Marie, Staff Researcher R Updated Nov 8 Upvoted by Benedict Hales, former Crew at McDonald's I worked at McDonald's for a few years and I remember getting a call for 100 McDoubles (1$ each), 100 small fries (1$ each) and 50 McChickens (1$ each). The whole order after tax came out to around 300$. My manager believed it was a prank call and told them that they would have to come in and pay before any food was made and it would take an hour to make since we were in the middle of a lunch rush Fifteen minutes later two guys show up You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this 47:17 y manager tax came out to aroun believed it was a prank call and told them that they would have to come in and pay before any food was made and it would take an hour to make since we were in the middle of a lunch rush Fifteen minutes later two guys show up claiming that they want to pay for the order and that they would come back to pick it up. Needless to say, the grill people were overwhelmed but were able to bust out all the sandwiches with help from other crew members. After they came back, a co-worker had to ask them what this all was for. The guys claimed that they were going to pass them out to homeless people around downtown San Diego. I was moved and have not forgotten about it since. 23.1k Views View Upvoters View Sharers You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this This really took some turn
Anaconda, Food, and Homeless: 4G7:17
 What is the most money you
 have seen someone spend at
 McDonald's?
 Elysia Marie, Staff Researcher
 R
 Updated Nov 8 Upvoted by Benedict Hales,
 former Crew at McDonald's
 I worked at McDonald's for a few years and I
 remember getting a call for 100 McDoubles
 (1$ each), 100 small fries (1$ each) and 50
 McChickens (1$ each). The whole order after
 tax came out to around 300$. My manager
 believed it was a prank call and told them
 that they would have to come in and pay
 before any food was made and it would take
 an hour to make since we were in the middle
 of a lunch rush
 Fifteen minutes later two guys show up
 You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this
 47:17
 y manager
 tax came out to aroun
 believed it was a prank call and told them
 that they would have to come in and pay
 before any food was made and it would take
 an hour to make since we were in the middle
 of a lunch rush
 Fifteen minutes later two guys show up
 claiming that they want to pay for the order
 and that they would come back to pick it up.
 Needless to say, the grill people were
 overwhelmed but were able to bust out all the
 sandwiches with help from other crew
 members. After they came back, a co-worker
 had to ask them what this all was for. The
 guys claimed that they were going to pass
 them out to homeless people around
 downtown San Diego. I was moved and have
 not forgotten about it since.
 23.1k Views View Upvoters View Sharers
 You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this
This really took some turn

This really took some turn

Anaconda, Food, and Homeless: 4G7:17 What is the most money you have seen someone spend at McDonald's? Elysia Marie, Staff Researcher R Updated Nov 8 Upvoted by Benedict Hales, former Crew at McDonald's I worked at McDonald's for a few years and I remember getting a call for 100 McDoubles (1$ each), 100 small fries (1$ each) and 50 McChickens (1$ each). The whole order after tax came out to around 300$. My manager believed it was a prank call and told them that they would have to come in and pay before any food was made and it would take an hour to make since we were in the middle of a lunch rush Fifteen minutes later two guys show up You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this 47:17 y manager tax came out to aroun believed it was a prank call and told them that they would have to come in and pay before any food was made and it would take an hour to make since we were in the middle of a lunch rush Fifteen minutes later two guys show up claiming that they want to pay for the order and that they would come back to pick it up. Needless to say, the grill people were overwhelmed but were able to bust out all the sandwiches with help from other crew members. After they came back, a co-worker had to ask them what this all was for. The guys claimed that they were going to pass them out to homeless people around downtown San Diego. I was moved and have not forgotten about it since. 23.1k Views View Upvoters View Sharers You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this This really took some turn via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Aje2Vv
Anaconda, Food, and Homeless: 4G7:17
 What is the most money you
 have seen someone spend at
 McDonald's?
 Elysia Marie, Staff Researcher
 R
 Updated Nov 8 Upvoted by Benedict Hales,
 former Crew at McDonald's
 I worked at McDonald's for a few years and I
 remember getting a call for 100 McDoubles
 (1$ each), 100 small fries (1$ each) and 50
 McChickens (1$ each). The whole order after
 tax came out to around 300$. My manager
 believed it was a prank call and told them
 that they would have to come in and pay
 before any food was made and it would take
 an hour to make since we were in the middle
 of a lunch rush
 Fifteen minutes later two guys show up
 You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this
 47:17
 y manager
 tax came out to aroun
 believed it was a prank call and told them
 that they would have to come in and pay
 before any food was made and it would take
 an hour to make since we were in the middle
 of a lunch rush
 Fifteen minutes later two guys show up
 claiming that they want to pay for the order
 and that they would come back to pick it up.
 Needless to say, the grill people were
 overwhelmed but were able to bust out all the
 sandwiches with help from other crew
 members. After they came back, a co-worker
 had to ask them what this all was for. The
 guys claimed that they were going to pass
 them out to homeless people around
 downtown San Diego. I was moved and have
 not forgotten about it since.
 23.1k Views View Upvoters View Sharers
 You and Sanjay Vijaykumar upvoted this
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Sexy, Cleveland, and Hotel: Im at the Hyatt hotel in downtown Cleveland. Under special requests, I asked for a sexy picture of Jeff Goldblum for my wife. They did not disappoint.
Sexy, Cleveland, and Hotel: Im at the Hyatt hotel in downtown Cleveland. Under special requests, I asked for a sexy picture of Jeff Goldblum for my wife. They did not disappoint.

Im at the Hyatt hotel in downtown Cleveland. Under special requests, I asked for a sexy picture of Jeff Goldblum for my wife. They did not d...