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Bad, Be Like, and Blac Chyna: Took my dog to the groomer and they sent me this. She climbed into a kennel for small dogs AND somehow managed to turn all the way around. She's so pleased with herself. @DrSmashlove Pic: reddit u/fireismyporn Bruh yโ€™all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See yโ€™all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task and they donโ€™t wanna do that task...they do a bad job! Thatโ€™s just how some of u women be! My first secretary? I asked her to please make me a binder. The result? Tabs was messed up, everything mishmashed - even the hole punches wasnโ€™t aligned ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just skrate to the recycling bin. Lesson learnt: Sally donโ€™t do binders ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s Blac Chyna. She didnโ€™t like that task. She like โ€œlemme do this hella mediocrely. Then he gotta start doing something *I* like.โ€ U feel me? Now other women bruh they gon do the most. They could dislike something but for YOU? They love it. I was once laying Pipington to a yung ting and she was visibly into it but after a lil while she kinda broke out of character like โ€œo babyyyy ... aye baby you close? Itโ€™s hurting a lil bit ๐Ÿ˜ฌ KEEP GOING DONโ€™T STOP!โ€ ... BRO! I FUXED WITH HER HONESTY LOL! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bc up until then she was (ostensibly) loving every moment! That right there is a pleaser bruv. But donโ€™t get it twisted! U can convert her. If she a pleaser but u inattentive, selfish, and ignore her cues? Guess what now she a secretary. She bad at everything now ๐Ÿ˜‚. โ€œSorry I already brushed my teeth and got ready for bed can we not? ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ Like one of them old secretaries. Emeritus status lol. Just waiting on her retirement party talmbout โ€œAfter 48 years of service Shirley has informed us sheโ€™s retiring, we will miss her ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ like bish donโ€™t u mean 38 years of service and 10 years of Shirley talking isht in the coffee room?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now then, if u kindly, conscientious and wonderful, she gon convert from a secretary to a pleaser. She gon do things she ainโ€™t een really into bc she like YOU! U be like โ€œwow Stephanie I didnโ€™t even know u liked this position lol! Where u learn this? U cheating? Lemme see ya phone ๐Ÿ˜ค Iโ€™LL KILL U *AND* HIM LOLOL JK NAH FR THO WHERE U LEARN THIS ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ U feel me? She gon upgrade HERSELF if she fux with u. Blac Chyna bruh? She donโ€™t fux with that dude. For all we know she just paid for dinner AND his car note. Let a woman pay for u she be a secretary REAL QUICK BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚
Bad, Be Like, and Blac Chyna: Took my dog to the groomer and they sent
 me this. She climbed into a kennel for
 small dogs AND somehow managed to
 turn all the way around. She's so pleased
 with herself.
 @DrSmashlove
 Pic: reddit u/fireismyporn
Bruh yโ€™all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See yโ€™all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task and they donโ€™t wanna do that task...they do a bad job! Thatโ€™s just how some of u women be! My first secretary? I asked her to please make me a binder. The result? Tabs was messed up, everything mishmashed - even the hole punches wasnโ€™t aligned ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just skrate to the recycling bin. Lesson learnt: Sally donโ€™t do binders ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s Blac Chyna. She didnโ€™t like that task. She like โ€œlemme do this hella mediocrely. Then he gotta start doing something *I* like.โ€ U feel me? Now other women bruh they gon do the most. They could dislike something but for YOU? They love it. I was once laying Pipington to a yung ting and she was visibly into it but after a lil while she kinda broke out of character like โ€œo babyyyy ... aye baby you close? Itโ€™s hurting a lil bit ๐Ÿ˜ฌ KEEP GOING DONโ€™T STOP!โ€ ... BRO! I FUXED WITH HER HONESTY LOL! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bc up until then she was (ostensibly) loving every moment! That right there is a pleaser bruv. But donโ€™t get it twisted! U can convert her. If she a pleaser but u inattentive, selfish, and ignore her cues? Guess what now she a secretary. She bad at everything now ๐Ÿ˜‚. โ€œSorry I already brushed my teeth and got ready for bed can we not? ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ Like one of them old secretaries. Emeritus status lol. Just waiting on her retirement party talmbout โ€œAfter 48 years of service Shirley has informed us sheโ€™s retiring, we will miss her ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ like bish donโ€™t u mean 38 years of service and 10 years of Shirley talking isht in the coffee room?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now then, if u kindly, conscientious and wonderful, she gon convert from a secretary to a pleaser. She gon do things she ainโ€™t een really into bc she like YOU! U be like โ€œwow Stephanie I didnโ€™t even know u liked this position lol! Where u learn this? U cheating? Lemme see ya phone ๐Ÿ˜ค Iโ€™LL KILL U *AND* HIM LOLOL JK NAH FR THO WHERE U LEARN THIS ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ U feel me? She gon upgrade HERSELF if she fux with u. Blac Chyna bruh? She donโ€™t fux with that dude. For all we know she just paid for dinner AND his car note. Let a woman pay for u she be a secretary REAL QUICK BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bruh yโ€™all being way too hard on my girl Blac Chyna. See yโ€™all gotta understand, some women...they like secretaries. If u give them a task a...