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Bad, Complex, and Dude: 1:42 PM Tweet Alexandra Erin Retweeted Audrey @Turbocrit Gamer dudes are wild they'll play a game about overthrowing a corrupt monarch but if there's 1 gay character in it then it's "too political" 8/25/17, 1:50 PM 4,764 Retweets 11.6K Likes Audrey Turbocrit 14h Replying to @Turbocrit Not to mention the whole "having a gay/trans character in a high fantasy setting is completely unrealistic. Also here's some dragons" thing 8 237 829 WC @Hexy27Bernie1 7h Tweet your reply definitelygayrpgideas: definitelygayrpgideas: thesallowbeldam: kirinandvlindertje: vaishino: atomic-darth: pupperoni-pizza: didntfitthenarrative: mitch-turn: Sweet generalization. It’s not about whether a character is trans or gay. Gay characters make sense. People have been gay for millennia. Trans however. Not the case. In a high fantasy setting, how in the balls are they going to perform surgery where they change the sex of the character??? It makes no sense at all. They’d have to explain it. And remember, this is high fantasy, Game of Thrones is also in that category. This is a time where they would reach into your body with an object strikingly similar to a salad tossing spoon to yank out a small piece of arrowhead. Pretty sure they hadn’t figured out a surgery as complex as a sex change… The people complaining that there aren’t enough gay/trans people in stuff like this are just as bad if not moreso than the people who complain about gay/trans people being in stuff like this. Create your own fantasy world filled with nothing but gay/trans people. Make it so that being heterosexual is the minority. All the power to you. Good luck trying to create it. You don’t have to have surgery to be transgender. Lots of transgender people don’t. Transgender people, people who identify with the gender not corresponding with their birth sex, have existed before the surgery. And the existence of and recognition of a third sex or dual sex existed in pre-modern times in lots of places are the world.So, for one, your “how in the balls are they going to perform surgery“ question doesn’t actually matter. They don’t need to in order for transgender people to exist.But if they did want to include transgender people who undergo physical changes to reflect their gender/sexual identity, in a HIGH FANTASY world, there’s actually a really easy answer to that: *ahem* “How are you going to make someone trans in a fantasy setting full of magic spells, potions, and artifacts?” shout out to the elixir of sex shift for covering more than just a gender binary. also lets not forget that in ye old days (aka time of the ancient greeks (aka the bc years)) that people drank the urine of pregnant mares to feminize themselves. like, trans people find a way ;) …the fucking Sumerians had trans people, brosky. Sumerians. They didn’t even have fucking iron, but they had trans women. dude lemme find you a fucking. girdle of sex change from 1st edition woah what’s that?? the first edition efreet cover??? OH HEY ITS A FUCKING GIRDLE OF SEX CHANGE AND THERES ALSO A POSSIBILITY IT REMOVES ALL SEX CHARACTERISTICS FROM THE WEARER it’s on page 145 of the dmg 1st ed. want an easier-to-read screenshot of a pdf?? tldr fuck you it’s pride month welcome back to “tldr fuck you” anyways dnd says trans nb rights
Bad, Complex, and Dude: 1:42 PM
 Tweet
 Alexandra Erin Retweeted
 Audrey
 @Turbocrit
 Gamer dudes are wild they'll play a game
 about overthrowing a corrupt monarch
 but if there's 1 gay character in it then it's
 "too political"
 8/25/17, 1:50 PM
 4,764 Retweets 11.6K Likes
 Audrey Turbocrit 14h
 Replying to @Turbocrit
 Not to mention the whole "having a gay/trans
 character in a high fantasy setting is
 completely unrealistic. Also here's some
 dragons" thing
 8
 237
 829
 WC @Hexy27Bernie1 7h
 Tweet your reply
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mitch-turn:

Sweet generalization. 
It’s not about whether a character is trans or gay. Gay characters make sense. People have been gay for millennia. Trans however. Not the case. In a high fantasy setting, how in the balls are they going to perform surgery where they change the sex of the character??? It makes no sense at all. They’d have to explain it. And remember, this is high fantasy, Game of Thrones is also in that category. This is a time where they would reach into your body with an object strikingly similar to a salad tossing spoon to yank out a small piece of arrowhead. Pretty sure they hadn’t figured out a surgery as complex as a sex change…
The people complaining that there aren’t enough gay/trans people in stuff like this are just as bad if not moreso than the people who complain about gay/trans people being in stuff like this.
Create your own fantasy world filled with nothing but gay/trans people. Make it so that being heterosexual is the minority. All the power to you. Good luck trying to create it.

You don’t have to have surgery to be transgender. Lots of transgender people don’t. Transgender people, people who identify with the gender not corresponding with their birth sex, have existed before the surgery. And the existence of and recognition of a third sex or dual sex existed in pre-modern times in lots of places are the world.So, for one, your “how in the balls are they going to perform surgery“ question doesn’t actually matter. They don’t need to in order for transgender people to exist.But if they did want to include transgender people who undergo physical changes to reflect their gender/sexual identity, in a HIGH FANTASY world, there’s actually a really easy answer to that:

*ahem*


“How are you going to make someone trans in a fantasy setting full of magic spells, potions, and artifacts?”

shout out to the elixir of sex shift for covering more than just a gender binary.

also lets not forget that in ye old days (aka time of the ancient greeks (aka the bc years)) that people drank the urine of pregnant mares to feminize themselves. like, trans people find a way ;)

…the fucking Sumerians had trans people, brosky.
Sumerians.
They didn’t even have fucking iron, but they had trans women.

dude lemme find you a fucking. girdle of sex change from 1st edition
woah what’s that?? the first edition efreet cover???
OH HEY ITS A FUCKING GIRDLE OF SEX CHANGE AND THERES ALSO A POSSIBILITY IT REMOVES ALL SEX CHARACTERISTICS FROM THE WEARER
it’s on page 145 of the dmg 1st ed. want an easier-to-read screenshot of a pdf??
tldr fuck you

it’s pride month welcome back to “tldr fuck you” anyways dnd says trans  nb rights

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sing-songeur:
not to be a thirsty lesbian but sombarya is 👀
Where does that ship stem from? o:

@dmg-thawhale overwatch

dmg-thawhale: sing-songeur: not to be a thirsty lesbian but sombarya is 👀 Where does that ship stem from? o: @dmg-thawhale overwatch

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revolver-d:practicing with Jasper!
I think I just heard an explosion of awe ^^

@dmg-thawhale you heard the explosion of my heart

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Tumblr, Blog, and Proof: dmg-thawhale:

*winks at @randomnightlord*

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! DEOXYS IS A GEM AND HERE IS THE PROOF

dmg-thawhale: *winks at @randomnightlord* THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! DEOXYS IS A GEM AND HERE IS THE PROOF

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Tumblr, Blog, and Thought: WE'RE bonNA BC KICH!
 WHOA HE

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cupcakeshakesnake:

Just a silly thought

@dasspaghettimonster @dmg-thawhale @ymmortal-blogTake a look at this Gem badum-tssss

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nyong-choi:jasper sis
*le boop to @randomnightlord and @dasspaghettimonster*

*screams* JASPEEEEERRRRRR

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Church, College, and Ellen DeGeneres: Disgusting Little Man are enemies in Bloodborne DISGUSTING LITTLE MAN Disgusting Little Man are enemies that can be found in the Forsaken Cainhurst Castle in Bloodborne. They attend to their duties and are mostly not hostile. Part knight and part servant, many will be scrubbing furiously when the Hunter arrives. Be mindful, however, as in an instant they can pull out their strange weapons and spill blood. Some servants carry golden canes that double as blowguns. Others carry elegant rapiers which they wield with frightening ease. CoMBAT INFORMATION Enemy Type Disgusting Little Man Disgusting Little Man are divided into 3 types th 560-910 1. Cleaning: Will be armed with a golden Threaded Cane and favors close range combat 2. Rapier: A little stronger than the cleaning Servants, he wears a cape and wields a rapier. 3. Chandelier +Cane: They're in charge of respawning Silver Ladies. They shoot darts from their cane and there are two variants DropsBlood Vial, Quicksilver Bullets, Numbing Mist, Blood Stone Chunk (in NG+), 560 -910 Blood Echoes First Floor Chandelier: Marks with Corruption rune but deals no serious dmg. The mark will increase damage taken and attract o Weak His feelings Strong No Locations Forsaken Cainhurst Castle o Second Floor Chandelier: Deals regular damage with his darts, does not mark you with the Corruption rune. STrateGıY Notes They are disgusting, little and men Their name comes from how disgusting and little these men are Despite their name (Disgusting Little Man), the Disgusting Little Man is gender neutral. Ellen Degeneres is an enemy in The Old Hunters DLC. ELLEN DEGENERES ELLEN DEGENERES These giants make for the most aggressive and powerful enemies found in the research hall. Even when the player is not around, they attack their environment with a day time talk show. There are two of them, one behind a large mass of patients and flask throwers, another at the top of some stairs right before you reach the stair raising device. STraTeG)Y . They're very fast on their feet but that doesn't mean you can't escape their aggro zone Though fast and powerful they're not very original when it comes to attacking as they use the same combo over and over again They deal blunt dmg Hard to stun NoTEs & TrIvIA .Ellen Degeneres is a lesbiarn Useless Old Man is a non-player character in Bloodborne Useless Old Man is the head of Byrgenwerth, a fuck ugly wheelchair monster from which the Healing Church originated. He and his students pioneered research of the old blumblefuck mother shit discovered in the subterrarria labdingles beneath the city of Yharhardiddleleedee, aiming to advance the evolution of humankind and achieve higher planes (nyooom) of thought. Despite Useless Old Man's central role in the foundiddliness of the Healy Wheely Church and particularly the Choir, their paths ultimately diverged and Burglenshit was abandoned by all but a few loyal skunks that smell; now, at the end of his days and barely even able to speak, he can only sit in his favorite chair and be a big useless fuck up. Put him out of his fucking misery PROVOST WILLEM INFORMATION · "Talk" to him to gain 2 Insight. You cannot speak with Useless Old Man, he simply points to the lake. .Drops 2545 Blood Echoes and Eye Rune if killed, or a Madman's Knowledge if you already have the Rune. Location This character can be found at Byrgenwerth College, in a rocking chair at the Lunarium DialoguiE . Useless Old Man seems to be incapable of speech by the time the player meets him, since he's big fucking moron, only pointing the way towards Circuit City, which has been out of business for like fucking 10 years now anyway, and gagging like a roadkill skunk if the player attempts to talk to him. sbbofficialblog: the-entire-furry-fandom: jojje94: letitdie: saintjiub: saintjiub: bloodborne wiki pages (1/?) Fuck I forgot about this post “give up” is right don’t forget snake map lets not forget this gem the first few days Dark Souls 3 was out 
Church, College, and Ellen DeGeneres: Disgusting Little Man are enemies in Bloodborne
 DISGUSTING LITTLE MAN
 Disgusting Little Man are enemies that can be found in the Forsaken Cainhurst Castle in Bloodborne. They attend to their duties and are
 mostly not hostile. Part knight and part servant, many will be scrubbing furiously when the Hunter arrives. Be mindful, however, as in an
 instant they can pull out their strange weapons and spill blood.
 Some servants carry golden canes that double as blowguns. Others carry elegant rapiers which they wield with frightening ease.
 CoMBAT INFORMATION
 Enemy
 Type
 Disgusting Little Man
 Disgusting Little Man are divided into 3 types
 th
 560-910
 1. Cleaning: Will be armed with a golden Threaded Cane and favors close range combat
 2. Rapier: A little stronger than the cleaning Servants, he wears a cape and wields a rapier.
 3. Chandelier +Cane: They're in charge of respawning Silver Ladies. They shoot darts from their cane and there are two variants
 DropsBlood Vial, Quicksilver Bullets,
 Numbing Mist, Blood Stone Chunk
 (in NG+), 560 -910 Blood Echoes
 First Floor Chandelier: Marks with Corruption rune but deals no serious dmg. The mark will increase damage taken and attract
 o
 Weak His feelings
 Strong No
 Locations Forsaken Cainhurst Castle
 o Second Floor Chandelier: Deals regular damage with his darts, does not mark you with the Corruption rune.
 STrateGıY

 Notes
 They are disgusting, little and men
 Their name comes from how disgusting and little these men are
 Despite their name (Disgusting Little Man), the Disgusting Little Man is gender neutral.

 Ellen Degeneres is an enemy in The Old Hunters DLC.
 ELLEN DEGENERES
 ELLEN DEGENERES
 These giants make for the most aggressive and powerful enemies found in the research hall.
 Even when the player is not around, they attack their environment with a day time talk show.
 There are two of them, one behind a large mass of patients and flask throwers, another at the top of some stairs right before you reach the
 stair raising device.
 STraTeG)Y
 . They're very fast on their feet but that doesn't mean you can't escape their aggro zone
 Though fast and powerful they're not very original when it comes to attacking as they use the same combo over and over again
 They deal blunt dmg
 Hard to stun

 NoTEs & TrIvIA
 .Ellen Degeneres is a lesbiarn

 Useless Old Man is a non-player character in Bloodborne
 Useless Old Man is the head of Byrgenwerth, a fuck ugly wheelchair monster from which the Healing Church originated. He and his
 students pioneered research of the old blumblefuck mother shit discovered in the subterrarria labdingles beneath the city of
 Yharhardiddleleedee, aiming to advance the evolution of humankind and achieve higher planes (nyooom) of thought. Despite Useless
 Old Man's central role in the foundiddliness of the Healy Wheely Church and particularly the Choir, their paths ultimately diverged and
 Burglenshit was abandoned by all but a few loyal skunks that smell; now, at the end of his days and barely even able to speak, he can
 only sit in his favorite chair and be a big useless fuck up. Put him out of his fucking misery
 PROVOST WILLEM INFORMATION
 · "Talk" to him to gain 2 Insight.
 You cannot speak with Useless Old Man, he simply points to the lake.
 .Drops 2545 Blood Echoes and Eye Rune if killed, or a Madman's Knowledge if you already have the Rune.
 Location
 This character can be found at Byrgenwerth College, in a rocking chair at the Lunarium
 DialoguiE
 . Useless Old Man seems to be incapable of speech by the time the player meets him, since he's big fucking moron, only pointing the way towards Circuit City, which has been out of
 business for like fucking 10 years now anyway, and gagging like a roadkill skunk if the player attempts to talk to him.
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