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A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
 don't tell you about being married for a long
 time?
 You actually do run out of things to talk about
 I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
 being a million percent truthsies over here. As
 a child, I always wondered what married
 people talked about, and was assured by many
 a family member that there were always things
 to discuss
 This is a lie. A big, fat one.

 It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
 with me, because here I am with nothing to say
 and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
 husband and I go on a weekly date night and
 after I go into detail about my wild day
 working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
 answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
 wash), I have nothing.
 The other day I started to tell my husband
 about this super interesting thing that had
 happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
 I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
 like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
 I've got something good I save it for date night
 so I have something to talk about. It seems like
 such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
 So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
 things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
 maybe HE already did that too? But he was
 like, "No, people do not do that."
 It's like I don't know how to be a person the
 right way sometimes.

 Every now and again my husband will ask
 "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
 made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
 because I'm hiding them and don't want to
 share.
 These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
 thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
 dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
 the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
 Basically, these are perfect and you need them
 right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertati...

Bitch, Douchebag, and Fucking: i never realized how much i hate modern art until i took a class in modern art t's so pretentious, like half of the pieces we've looked at have been purportedly commenting on elitism in art and income disparities when the piece itself sold for thousands of dollars to be put in a museum for rich people to look at. you're supposed to look at barren canvases with vague splotches of color and meditate on the nature of life, navelgazing for an hour. bitch I can do that in my own home for free. most of the time the pieces themselves don't require any skill, it's just an asshole with some bright idea thatno one has ever thought of before(which is bullshit, originality is a myth) and the gall to pretend that they re saying something meaningful. A bunch of postmodernists specialize in literal plagiarism but with a different title. wow so edgy. really thought provoking. you sure are making a statement that's care the most egregious example is this bullshit this is an overhead view of a plaza wherein some famous guy was commissioned to design a public art piece for. The brick and nonfunctional fountain was already there. The sculpture? a literal wall of iron bisecting the courtyard. this guy was paid over 100k to design this. Now, this is located in a city, smack dab in the middle of a bunch of office buildings. Workers who had to spend 8 hours a day 5 days a week doing menial desk jobs had to look at this ugly piece of shit. You want to have a nice picnic during lunch break with your work buddies? tough shit. You get tilted arc instead fucko. You can't see from one end of the courtyard to another because some dick thought rebar sheet metal was more important. It also impeded movement between the buildings so that you have to go around this fucking obstacle instead of just fucking walking from one side to the other So yeah, these workers got pissed, because you're making an ugly place even uglier for obscene amounts of money without thinking about the ppl who actually have to look at it every day (who had no say in the design). There have been countless studies done on stress and related health problems in office workers and having to look at ugly as sin shit like this piece of work actually contributes to stress and decreases mental and physical health (as opposed to pretty scenery or When the designer was told what people thought of his masterplece, he threw an absolute shitfit. "art doesn't have to be pretty", he said. "art isn't for the public while it is absolutely true that art doesn't have to be aesthetically pleasing to be meaningful or relevant, putting this fucking monstrosity in a place where people are forced to look at it day in day out, in addition to the ugly buildings and streets and shit that comprises the rest of their lives is just kind of a dick move. Yes, people are painfully aware that life and art and all that shit isn't always pretty, they're the ones who have to live with that fact, not some pompous asshole who thinks he's god's gift to man because he put some metal wall in a And yeah, not all art is for the public. Art can be self- expression or just for your own enjoyment. But if you are being commissioned by the state, paid hundereds of thousands of tax dollars to make a PUBLIC art piece, yeah, it's for the public! saying that other people have no say in what that public art piece looks like, implying that if other people don't like your art that they just Don't Understand True Art TM, is this hugely egotistical self-masturbatory elitism that puts the artist above the working people (when like the whole point of art is supposed to be disrupting this kind of bullshit But that's not even the best part. This fucking douchebag. upon being told that people don't want this metal wall in their courtyard and that they want him to move it, freaks the FUCK out about how he "designed it just for this space and taking it out of its context would destroy it". Which like, yeah context is important when understanding the meaning of a piece. but iterally the only meaning of this piece was "i got paid obscene amounts of money and im gonna use it to make the ugliest thing i can think of literally just because. If you move it out of the context of the plaza it wouldn't be impeding foot traffic or being an eyesore to the workers who are forced to spend thein days there, which is destroying the purpose of the work. So in the end this guy opts to have the piece destroyed rather than moved because he can't stand to have hishigh art removed from its PurposeTM which is to be unpleasant. i dont give a single goddamn fuck about whatever the fuck, if it's causing people stress on top of their already stressful lives just because you thought it would be great to create this atrocity in a place where no one can escape from, you're not advancing anything. you're just So now the space has been converted to a rather plesant little oasis with plants and lots of benches. anyways thats my dissertation on how much i hate contemporary art and find it to lack relevance or meaning to the people it supposedly represents or defends. it takes itself too seriously and imposes arbitrary and hypocritical statements on the nature of art at the expense of any real substance. in the world we live in, pretty things for the sake of being pretty, having stories that are entertaining and engaging and relatable, having fun and feeling good in a world that devalues those things, etc. are far more impactful and radical than anything sitting in a museum created by some millionaire who jacks off to their 'fine art. thanks for coming to my ted talk have a good night #"that just means you're uncultured' i literally give no fucks susan #im not interested in elitism and you can suck a dick 53,922 notes The Elitism of Art
Bitch, Douchebag, and Fucking: i never realized how much i hate modern art until i took a
 class in modern art
 t's so pretentious, like half of the pieces we've looked at have
 been purportedly commenting on elitism in art and income
 disparities when the piece itself sold for thousands of dollars
 to be put in a museum for rich people to look at. you're
 supposed to look at barren canvases with vague splotches of
 color and meditate on the nature of life, navelgazing for an
 hour. bitch I can do that in my own home for free. most of the
 time the pieces themselves don't require any skill, it's just an
 asshole with some bright idea thatno one has ever
 thought of before(which is bullshit, originality is a myth)
 and the gall to pretend that they re saying something
 meaningful. A bunch of postmodernists specialize in literal
 plagiarism but with a different title. wow so edgy. really
 thought provoking. you sure are making a statement that's
 care
 the most egregious example is this bullshit
 this is an overhead view of a plaza wherein some famous guy
 was commissioned to design a public art piece for. The brick
 and nonfunctional fountain was already there. The sculpture?
 a literal wall of iron bisecting the courtyard. this guy was paid
 over 100k to design this.
 Now, this is located in a city, smack dab in the middle of a
 bunch of office buildings. Workers who had to spend 8 hours
 a day 5 days a week doing menial desk jobs had to look at
 this ugly piece of shit. You want to have a nice picnic during
 lunch break with your work buddies? tough shit. You get tilted
 arc instead fucko. You can't see from one end of the courtyard
 to another because some dick thought rebar sheet metal was
 more important. It also impeded movement between the
 buildings so that you have to go around this fucking obstacle
 instead of just fucking walking from one side to the other
 So yeah, these workers got pissed, because you're making
 an ugly place even uglier for obscene amounts of money
 without thinking about the ppl who actually have to look at it
 every day (who had no say in the design). There have been
 countless studies done on stress and related health problems
 in office workers and having to look at ugly as sin shit like this
 piece of work actually contributes to stress and decreases
 mental and physical health (as opposed to pretty scenery or
 When the designer was told what people thought of his
 masterplece, he threw an absolute shitfit. "art doesn't have to
 be pretty", he said. "art isn't for the public
 while it is absolutely true that art doesn't have to be
 aesthetically pleasing to be meaningful or relevant, putting
 this fucking monstrosity in a place where people are forced to
 look at it day in day out, in addition to the ugly buildings and
 streets and shit that comprises the rest of their lives is just
 kind of a dick move. Yes, people are painfully aware that life
 and art and all that shit isn't always pretty, they're the ones
 who have to live with that fact, not some pompous asshole
 who thinks he's god's gift to man because he put some metal
 wall in a
 And yeah, not all art is for the public. Art can be self-
 expression or just for your own enjoyment. But if you are
 being commissioned by the state, paid hundereds of
 thousands of tax dollars to make a PUBLIC art piece, yeah,
 it's for the public! saying that other people have no say in
 what that public art piece looks like, implying that if other
 people don't like your art that they just Don't Understand True
 Art TM, is this hugely egotistical self-masturbatory elitism that
 puts the artist above the working people (when like the whole
 point of art is supposed to be disrupting this kind of bullshit
 But that's not even the best part. This fucking douchebag.
 upon being told that people don't want this metal wall in their
 courtyard and that they want him to move it, freaks the FUCK
 out about how he "designed it just for this space and taking it
 out of its context would destroy it". Which like, yeah context is
 important when understanding the meaning of a piece. but
 iterally the only meaning of this piece was "i got paid obscene
 amounts of money and im gonna use it to make the ugliest
 thing i can think of literally just because. If you move it out of
 the context of the plaza it wouldn't be impeding foot traffic or
 being an eyesore to the workers who are forced to spend thein
 days there, which is destroying the purpose of the work. So in
 the end this guy opts to have the piece destroyed rather than
 moved because he can't stand to have hishigh art
 removed from its PurposeTM which is to be unpleasant. i dont
 give a single goddamn fuck about
 whatever the fuck, if it's causing people stress on top of their
 already stressful lives just because you thought it would be
 great to create this atrocity in a place where no one can
 escape from, you're not advancing anything. you're just
 So now the space has been converted to a rather plesant little
 oasis with plants and lots of benches.
 anyways thats my dissertation on how much i hate
 contemporary art and find it to lack relevance or meaning to
 the people it supposedly represents or defends. it takes itself
 too seriously and imposes arbitrary and hypocritical
 statements on the nature of art at the expense of any real
 substance. in the world we live in, pretty things for the sake of
 being pretty, having stories that are entertaining and engaging
 and relatable, having fun and feeling good in a world that
 devalues those things, etc. are far more impactful and radical
 than anything sitting in a museum created by some millionaire
 who jacks off to their 'fine art. thanks for coming to my ted
 talk have a good night
 #"that just means you're uncultured' i literally give no fucks susan
 #im not interested in elitism and you can suck a dick
 53,922 notes
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The Elitism of Art

A Dream, Click, and Family: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all <p><a href="http://kramergate.tumblr.com/post/154184709338/i-love-it-when-i-click-on-a-recipe-link-because-it" class="tumblr_blog">kramergate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood</p></blockquote>
A Dream, Click, and Family: Do you want to know something that people
 don't tell you about being married for a long
 time?
 You actually do run out of things to talk about
 I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
 being a million percent truthsies over here. As
 a child, I always wondered what married
 people talked about, and was assured by many
 a family member that there were always things
 to discuss
 This is a lie. A big, fat one.

 It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
 with me, because here I am with nothing to say
 and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
 husband and I go on a weekly date night and
 after I go into detail about my wild day
 working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
 answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
 wash), I have nothing.
 The other day I started to tell my husband
 about this super interesting thing that had
 happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
 I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
 like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
 I've got something good I save it for date night
 so I have something to talk about. It seems like
 such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
 So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
 things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
 maybe HE already did that too? But he was
 like, "No, people do not do that."
 It's like I don't know how to be a person the
 right way sometimes.

 Every now and again my husband will ask
 "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
 made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
 because I'm hiding them and don't want to
 share.
 These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
 thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
 dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
 the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
 Basically, these are perfect and you need them
 right now. That is all
<p><a href="http://kramergate.tumblr.com/post/154184709338/i-love-it-when-i-click-on-a-recipe-link-because-it" class="tumblr_blog">kramergate</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood</p></blockquote>

kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a ...

Memes, Tumblr, and youtube.com: shishkababoo: squareenix-official: My Dissertation on Memes So this is what sensory overload feels like
Memes, Tumblr, and youtube.com: shishkababoo:

squareenix-official:
My Dissertation on Memes

So this is what sensory overload feels like

shishkababoo: squareenix-official: My Dissertation on Memes So this is what sensory overload feels like

Empire, England, and Jesus: PER NAME 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to art, architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Andy Warhol. 3. Would you ask Pablo Picasso to: a. build a bridge b. Sail the ocean c. lead an army d. PAINT A PICTURE 4. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 6. What are people in America's far north called? a. Westerners b. Southerners c. Northerners 7. Spell- Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Titian Van Gogh . Michelangelo Titian 8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. 9. Where does rain come from? a. The BoMacYS b. Kmart C. Canada d. The sky 10. Can you explaiń Einstein's Theory of Relativity? a. yes b. no 11. What are coat hangers used for? 12. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? 13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell you name in BLOCK LETTERS. 14. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? 15. The Lewis & Clark High School tradition of academic exc ellence began when? (approximately) 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. In the space provided,draw a conclusion. HAVE A TERRIFIC SUMMER!!!! <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poketoa.tumblr.com/post/37128649652/atticussfinch-this-was-my-final-test-in-art" target="_blank">poketoa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atticussfinch.tumblr.com/post/33165239554" target="_blank">atticussfinch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>this was my final test in art today</p> <p>i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year</p> </blockquote> <p>JESUS CHrist,</p> </blockquote> <p>what’s sad is i can probably answer most of the non-alternate questions</p> </blockquote>
Empire, England, and Jesus: PER
 NAME
 1. What language is spoken in France?
 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to
 art, architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Andy
 Warhol.
 3. Would you ask Pablo Picasso to:
 a. build a bridge
 b. Sail the ocean
 c. lead an army
 d. PAINT A PICTURE
 4. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
 6. What are people in America's far north called?
 a. Westerners
 b. Southerners
 c. Northerners
 7. Spell- Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Titian
 Van Gogh .
 Michelangelo
 Titian
 8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the
 Sixth. Name the previous five.
 9. Where does rain come from?
 a. The BoMacYS
 b. Kmart
 C. Canada
 d. The sky
 10. Can you explaiń Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
 a. yes
 b. no

 11. What are coat hangers used for?
 12. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
 13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell you name in
 BLOCK LETTERS.
 14. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
 15. The Lewis & Clark High School tradition of academic exc
 ellence began
 when? (approximately)
 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
 17. In the space provided,draw a conclusion.
 HAVE A TERRIFIC SUMMER!!!!
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poketoa.tumblr.com/post/37128649652/atticussfinch-this-was-my-final-test-in-art" target="_blank">poketoa</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atticussfinch.tumblr.com/post/33165239554" target="_blank">atticussfinch</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
<p>this was my final test in art today</p>
<p>i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year</p>
</blockquote>
<p>JESUS CHrist,</p>
</blockquote>
<p>what’s sad is i can probably answer most of the non-alternate questions</p>
</blockquote>

poketoa: atticussfinch: this was my final test in art today i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year JE...

Empire, England, and Michelangelo: PER NAME 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to art, architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Andy Warhol. 3. Would you ask Pablo Picasso to: a. build a bridge b. Sail the ocean c. lead an army d. PAINT A PICTURE 4. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 6. What are people in America's far north called? a. Westerners b. Southerners c. Northerners 7. Spell- Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Titian Van Gogh . Michelangelo Titian 8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. 9. Where does rain come from? a. The BoMacYS b. Kmart C. Canada d. The sky 10. Can you explaiń Einstein's Theory of Relativity? a. yes b. no 11. What are coat hangers used for? 12. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? 13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell you name in BLOCK LETTERS. 14. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? 15. The Lewis & Clark High School tradition of academic exc ellence began when? (approximately) 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. In the space provided,draw a conclusion. HAVE A TERRIFIC SUMMER!!!! <h2>Exámenes risibles de &ldquo;inculticia&rdquo; general</h2> <p>Fantástica la 10. ¿Puedes explicar la teoría de la relatividad de Einstein?</p> <p>a) Sí B) No</p>
Empire, England, and Michelangelo: PER
 NAME
 1. What language is spoken in France?
 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to
 art, architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Andy
 Warhol.
 3. Would you ask Pablo Picasso to:
 a. build a bridge
 b. Sail the ocean
 c. lead an army
 d. PAINT A PICTURE
 4. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
 6. What are people in America's far north called?
 a. Westerners
 b. Southerners
 c. Northerners
 7. Spell- Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Titian
 Van Gogh .
 Michelangelo
 Titian
 8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the
 Sixth. Name the previous five.
 9. Where does rain come from?
 a. The BoMacYS
 b. Kmart
 C. Canada
 d. The sky
 10. Can you explaiń Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
 a. yes
 b. no

 11. What are coat hangers used for?
 12. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
 13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell you name in
 BLOCK LETTERS.
 14. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
 15. The Lewis & Clark High School tradition of academic exc
 ellence began
 when? (approximately)
 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
 17. In the space provided,draw a conclusion.
 HAVE A TERRIFIC SUMMER!!!!
<h2>Exámenes risibles de &ldquo;inculticia&rdquo; general</h2>
<p>Fantástica la 10. ¿Puedes explicar la teoría de la relatividad de Einstein?</p>
<p>a) Sí B) No</p>

Exámenes risibles de “inculticia” general Fantástica la 10. ¿Puedes explicar la teoría de la relatividad de Einstein? a) Sí B) No

Empire, England, and Jesus: PER NAME 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to art, architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Andy Warhol. 3. Would you ask Pablo Picasso to: a. build a bridge b. Sail the ocean c. lead an army d. PAINT A PICTURE 4. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 6. What are people in America's far north called? a. Westerners b. Southerners c. Northerners 7. Spell- Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Titian Van Gogh . Michelangelo Titian 8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. 9. Where does rain come from? a. The BoMacYS b. Kmart C. Canada d. The sky 10. Can you explaiń Einstein's Theory of Relativity? a. yes b. no 11. What are coat hangers used for? 12. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? 13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell you name in BLOCK LETTERS. 14. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? 15. The Lewis & Clark High School tradition of academic exc ellence began when? (approximately) 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. In the space provided,draw a conclusion. HAVE A TERRIFIC SUMMER!!!! <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atticussfinch.tumblr.com/post/33165239554" target="_blank">atticussfinch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>this was my final test in art today</p> <p>i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year</p> </blockquote> <p>JESUS CHrist,</p> </blockquote>
Empire, England, and Jesus: PER
 NAME
 1. What language is spoken in France?
 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to
 art, architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Andy
 Warhol.
 3. Would you ask Pablo Picasso to:
 a. build a bridge
 b. Sail the ocean
 c. lead an army
 d. PAINT A PICTURE
 4. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?
 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
 6. What are people in America's far north called?
 a. Westerners
 b. Southerners
 c. Northerners
 7. Spell- Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Titian
 Van Gogh .
 Michelangelo
 Titian
 8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the
 Sixth. Name the previous five.
 9. Where does rain come from?
 a. The BoMacYS
 b. Kmart
 C. Canada
 d. The sky
 10. Can you explaiń Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
 a. yes
 b. no

 11. What are coat hangers used for?
 12. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?
 13. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell you name in
 BLOCK LETTERS.
 14. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
 15. The Lewis & Clark High School tradition of academic exc
 ellence began
 when? (approximately)
 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?
 17. In the space provided,draw a conclusion.
 HAVE A TERRIFIC SUMMER!!!!
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atticussfinch.tumblr.com/post/33165239554" target="_blank">atticussfinch</a>:</p>
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<p>this was my final test in art today</p>
<p>i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year</p>
</blockquote>
<p>JESUS CHrist,</p>
</blockquote>

atticussfinch: this was my final test in art today i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year JESUS CHrist...

Bad, Definitely, and Tumblr: Hey, can I use the bathroom? I don't know can you? FITTCHH HCHHH CH FFFIT HTPF CHH HCH You know, when I was using the word 'can' I was using its secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought you were smart enough and spoke English long enough to understand that, that was my bad. May I use your bathroom? on. . . yes? That's what I thought, Thanks http://ragecomic.appspot.com <p><a href="http://a-v-p.tumblr.com/post/3942355481">a-v-p</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A friend recently sent me this. I responded “lolz” and he responded back: “Is that linguistics?” Being the kind of person to think I <a href="http://tumblr.com/xbw1lndl7z">read poetry</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com/xbw1nwrfdd">learn foreign languages</a> all day, this was the closest approximation he had made yet to an accurate understanding of my field. I’d say this is an excellent conceptualization of the divide between <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_prescription">prescriptivism</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descriptive_linguistics">descriptivism</a>, but not something I would necessarily do a whole NSF grant proposal or a Ph.D dissertation on. Not wanting to say “no,” since he’d made so much progress in understanding what linguistics is, I responded that this was “armchair linguistics,” but linguistics nonetheless. Stay tuned for more on “armchair science” tomorrow!</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, so this isn&rsquo;t an actual <strong>Linguist Llama</strong>, but it&rsquo;s definitely relevant.</p> <p>I&rsquo;d also like to promote <strong><a href="http://a-v-p.tumblr.com/">a-v-p</a></strong> as an amazing linguistics blog to follow!</p>
Bad, Definitely, and Tumblr: Hey, can I use
 the bathroom?
 I don't know
 can you?
 FITTCHH
 HCHHH
 CH
 FFFIT
 HTPF
 CHH
 HCH
 You know, when I was using the word 'can' I was using its secondary
 modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed
 to expressing an ability. I thought you were smart enough and spoke
 English long enough to understand that, that was my bad.
 May I use your bathroom?
 on. . . yes?
 That's what I thought,
 Thanks
 http://ragecomic.appspot.com
<p><a href="http://a-v-p.tumblr.com/post/3942355481">a-v-p</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>A friend recently sent me this. I responded “lolz” and he responded back: “Is that linguistics?” Being the kind of person to think I <a href="http://tumblr.com/xbw1lndl7z">read poetry</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com/xbw1nwrfdd">learn foreign languages</a> all day, this was the closest approximation he had made yet to an accurate understanding of my field. I’d say this is an excellent conceptualization of the divide between <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_prescription">prescriptivism</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descriptive_linguistics">descriptivism</a>, but not something I would necessarily do a whole NSF grant proposal or a Ph.D dissertation on. Not wanting to say “no,” since he’d made so much progress in understanding what linguistics is, I responded that this was “armchair linguistics,” but linguistics nonetheless. Stay tuned for more on “armchair science” tomorrow!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Okay, so this isn&rsquo;t an actual <strong>Linguist Llama</strong>, but it&rsquo;s definitely relevant.</p>
<p>I&rsquo;d also like to promote <strong><a href="http://a-v-p.tumblr.com/">a-v-p</a></strong> as an amazing linguistics blog to follow!</p>

a-v-p: A friend recently sent me this. I responded “lolz” and he responded back: “Is that linguistics?” Being the kind of person to think I...