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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime

*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would...

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Apple, Cartoon Network, and Christmas: CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE We were on the naughty list this year TIME 6:00 AMM 6:15 AMM 6:30 AM 6:45 AMM 7:00 AM 7:15 AM 7:30 AM 7:45 AMM 8:00 AM CHRISTMAS DAY TUESDAY 12/26 WEDNESDAY 12/27 THURSDAY 12/28 FRIDAY 12/29 SATURDAY 12/30 SUNDAY 12/31 COLOR CODE TOTALS 384 99% Teen Titans Go! TOTAL 386 NOT AIRING THIS WEEK LAST SEEN Ben 10 Ben 10 Classic Clarence n Universe AMI wI 8:30 AM Gumball Justice League Action LEGO Nexo Knights LEGO Ninjago Looney Tunes Mighty Magiswords My Knight and Me ок к.о.! Regular Show December August May September July Feburary 9:00 AM 9:15 AM 9:30 AM 9:45 AM 10:00 AM 10:15 AM 10:30 AM 10:45 AM 11:00 AM 11:15 AM 11:30 AM 11:45 AM 12:00 PM 12:15 PM 12:30 PM 12:45 PM 1:00 PM 1:15 PM 1:30 PM 1:45 PM 2:00 PM 2:15 PM 2:30 PM 2:45 PM 3:00 PM 3:15 PM 3:30 PM 3:45 PM 4:00 PM 4:15 PM 4:30 PM 4:45 PM 5:00 PM 5:15 PM 5:30 PM 5:45 PM 6:00 PM 6:15 PM 6:30 PM 6:45 PM 7:00 PM 7:15 PM 7:30 PM 7:45 PM n Universe n Universe n Universe Steven Universe B December The Powerpuff Girls om an Tom and Jerry Tales Transformers: RiD Uncle Grandpa We Bare Bears n Universe December COMING SOON DEBUTS 2018 Craig of the Creek2018 Apple & Onion n Universe n Universe n Universe DC Super Hero Girls 2018 Summer Camp Island n Universe n Universe If I ever work for CN or Turner in any way, I plan to frame this and put it on my work desk. For inspiration. *show is confirmed to be ending KEY: New episodes in bold "B" on the NOT AIRING sidebar stands n Universe for reruns on n Universe n Universe Steven Universe Teen Titans Go! n Universe FOR... BETTER SCHEDULES VISIT Teen Titans Go! Uni cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com Sources: adultswim.com/adultswimdynsched and cn.sug.rocks (primary)/ Zap2it (secondary) schedule from 2017 <p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension…</p></blockquote>
Apple, Cartoon Network, and Christmas: CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE
 We were on the naughty list this year
 TIME
 6:00 AMM
 6:15 AMM
 6:30 AM
 6:45 AMM
 7:00 AM
 7:15 AM
 7:30 AM
 7:45 AMM
 8:00 AM
 CHRISTMAS DAY
 TUESDAY 12/26
 WEDNESDAY 12/27
 THURSDAY 12/28
 FRIDAY 12/29
 SATURDAY 12/30
 SUNDAY 12/31
 COLOR CODE
 TOTALS
 384 99%
 Teen Titans Go!
 TOTAL
 386
 NOT AIRING THIS WEEK
 LAST SEEN
 Ben 10
 Ben 10 Classic
 Clarence
 n Universe
 AMI
 wI
 8:30 AM
 Gumball
 Justice League Action
 LEGO Nexo Knights
 LEGO Ninjago
 Looney Tunes
 Mighty Magiswords
 My Knight and Me
 ок к.о.!
 Regular Show
 December
 August
 May
 September
 July
 Feburary
 9:00 AM
 9:15 AM
 9:30 AM
 9:45 AM
 10:00 AM
 10:15 AM
 10:30 AM
 10:45 AM
 11:00 AM
 11:15 AM
 11:30 AM
 11:45 AM
 12:00 PM
 12:15 PM
 12:30 PM
 12:45 PM
 1:00 PM
 1:15 PM
 1:30 PM
 1:45 PM
 2:00 PM
 2:15 PM
 2:30 PM
 2:45 PM
 3:00 PM
 3:15 PM
 3:30 PM
 3:45 PM
 4:00 PM
 4:15 PM
 4:30 PM
 4:45 PM
 5:00 PM
 5:15 PM
 5:30 PM
 5:45 PM
 6:00 PM
 6:15 PM
 6:30 PM
 6:45 PM
 7:00 PM
 7:15 PM
 7:30 PM
 7:45 PM
 n Universe
 n Universe
 n Universe
 Steven Universe
 B
 December
 The Powerpuff Girls
 om an
 Tom and Jerry Tales
 Transformers: RiD
 Uncle Grandpa
 We Bare Bears
 n Universe
 December
 COMING SOON
 DEBUTS
 2018
 Craig of the Creek2018
 Apple & Onion
 n Universe
 n Universe
 n Universe
 DC Super Hero Girls
 2018
 Summer Camp Island
 n Universe
 n Universe
 If I ever work for CN or Turner in any
 way, I plan to frame this and put it on
 my work desk. For inspiration.
 *show is confirmed to be ending
 KEY:
 New episodes in bold
 "B" on the NOT AIRING sidebar stands
 n Universe
 for reruns on
 n Universe
 n Universe
 Steven Universe
 Teen Titans Go!
 n Universe
 FOR... BETTER SCHEDULES VISIT
 Teen Titans Go!
 Uni
 cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com
 Sources: adultswim.com/adultswimdynsched and cn.sug.rocks (primary)/ Zap2it (secondary) schedule from 2017
<p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension…</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:...