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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime

*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would...

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Apple, Cartoon Network, and Christmas: CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE We were on the naughty list this year TIME 6:00 AMM 6:15 AMM 6:30 AM 6:45 AMM 7:00 AM 7:15 AM 7:30 AM 7:45 AMM 8:00 AM CHRISTMAS DAY TUESDAY 12/26 WEDNESDAY 12/27 THURSDAY 12/28 FRIDAY 12/29 SATURDAY 12/30 SUNDAY 12/31 COLOR CODE TOTALS 384 99% Teen Titans Go! TOTAL 386 NOT AIRING THIS WEEK LAST SEEN Ben 10 Ben 10 Classic Clarence n Universe AMI wI 8:30 AM Gumball Justice League Action LEGO Nexo Knights LEGO Ninjago Looney Tunes Mighty Magiswords My Knight and Me ок к.о.! Regular Show December August May September July Feburary 9:00 AM 9:15 AM 9:30 AM 9:45 AM 10:00 AM 10:15 AM 10:30 AM 10:45 AM 11:00 AM 11:15 AM 11:30 AM 11:45 AM 12:00 PM 12:15 PM 12:30 PM 12:45 PM 1:00 PM 1:15 PM 1:30 PM 1:45 PM 2:00 PM 2:15 PM 2:30 PM 2:45 PM 3:00 PM 3:15 PM 3:30 PM 3:45 PM 4:00 PM 4:15 PM 4:30 PM 4:45 PM 5:00 PM 5:15 PM 5:30 PM 5:45 PM 6:00 PM 6:15 PM 6:30 PM 6:45 PM 7:00 PM 7:15 PM 7:30 PM 7:45 PM n Universe n Universe n Universe Steven Universe B December The Powerpuff Girls om an Tom and Jerry Tales Transformers: RiD Uncle Grandpa We Bare Bears n Universe December COMING SOON DEBUTS 2018 Craig of the Creek2018 Apple & Onion n Universe n Universe n Universe DC Super Hero Girls 2018 Summer Camp Island n Universe n Universe If I ever work for CN or Turner in any way, I plan to frame this and put it on my work desk. For inspiration. *show is confirmed to be ending KEY: New episodes in bold "B" on the NOT AIRING sidebar stands n Universe for reruns on n Universe n Universe Steven Universe Teen Titans Go! n Universe FOR... BETTER SCHEDULES VISIT Teen Titans Go! Uni cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com Sources: adultswim.com/adultswimdynsched and cn.sug.rocks (primary)/ Zap2it (secondary) schedule from 2017 <p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension…</p></blockquote>
Apple, Cartoon Network, and Christmas: CARTOON NETWORK SCHEDULE
 We were on the naughty list this year
 TIME
 6:00 AMM
 6:15 AMM
 6:30 AM
 6:45 AMM
 7:00 AM
 7:15 AM
 7:30 AM
 7:45 AMM
 8:00 AM
 CHRISTMAS DAY
 TUESDAY 12/26
 WEDNESDAY 12/27
 THURSDAY 12/28
 FRIDAY 12/29
 SATURDAY 12/30
 SUNDAY 12/31
 COLOR CODE
 TOTALS
 384 99%
 Teen Titans Go!
 TOTAL
 386
 NOT AIRING THIS WEEK
 LAST SEEN
 Ben 10
 Ben 10 Classic
 Clarence
 n Universe
 AMI
 wI
 8:30 AM
 Gumball
 Justice League Action
 LEGO Nexo Knights
 LEGO Ninjago
 Looney Tunes
 Mighty Magiswords
 My Knight and Me
 ок к.о.!
 Regular Show
 December
 August
 May
 September
 July
 Feburary
 9:00 AM
 9:15 AM
 9:30 AM
 9:45 AM
 10:00 AM
 10:15 AM
 10:30 AM
 10:45 AM
 11:00 AM
 11:15 AM
 11:30 AM
 11:45 AM
 12:00 PM
 12:15 PM
 12:30 PM
 12:45 PM
 1:00 PM
 1:15 PM
 1:30 PM
 1:45 PM
 2:00 PM
 2:15 PM
 2:30 PM
 2:45 PM
 3:00 PM
 3:15 PM
 3:30 PM
 3:45 PM
 4:00 PM
 4:15 PM
 4:30 PM
 4:45 PM
 5:00 PM
 5:15 PM
 5:30 PM
 5:45 PM
 6:00 PM
 6:15 PM
 6:30 PM
 6:45 PM
 7:00 PM
 7:15 PM
 7:30 PM
 7:45 PM
 n Universe
 n Universe
 n Universe
 Steven Universe
 B
 December
 The Powerpuff Girls
 om an
 Tom and Jerry Tales
 Transformers: RiD
 Uncle Grandpa
 We Bare Bears
 n Universe
 December
 COMING SOON
 DEBUTS
 2018
 Craig of the Creek2018
 Apple & Onion
 n Universe
 n Universe
 n Universe
 DC Super Hero Girls
 2018
 Summer Camp Island
 n Universe
 n Universe
 If I ever work for CN or Turner in any
 way, I plan to frame this and put it on
 my work desk. For inspiration.
 *show is confirmed to be ending
 KEY:
 New episodes in bold
 "B" on the NOT AIRING sidebar stands
 n Universe
 for reruns on
 n Universe
 n Universe
 Steven Universe
 Teen Titans Go!
 n Universe
 FOR... BETTER SCHEDULES VISIT
 Teen Titans Go!
 Uni
 cnschedulearchive.tumblr.com
 Sources: adultswim.com/adultswimdynsched and cn.sug.rocks (primary)/ Zap2it (secondary) schedule from 2017
<p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Meanwhile, in an alternate dimension…</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://cn-confessions.tumblr.com/post/169080275806/meanwhile-in-an-alternate-dimension" class="tumblr_blog">cn-confessions</a>:...

Friday, Head, and Lurking: stardustandswirls me to the demon in the corner of my room ain't u got shit to do theoffensivemomma He'd been lurking about for days now, this shadow thing. It used to scare me, terrify me straight into insomnia. But it had just stood there the whole time. Now it seemed part of the furniture, if I'm being honest. I started talking to it. Probably not my best idea, I'll give you that, but it's not like I had anyone as I readied for bed. Jeff was a dick at the meeting this morning. Had the best hot dog off the best cart in the city for lunch. SIX reports due by Friday? Kellen must be trying to kill me.I even wished it good night. And it just stared, with its glowing red eyes. else around. I would tell it about my day One night, I had to stay late at the office. Really late. Remember those six reports? They turned into fifteen. And if I didn't get them done for this major client, it was my head on the HR guillotine. So I stayed late. I ended up crashing on the sofa in the break room and woke up to more work on my desk. That was Thursday morning. I had to get this all done by Monday On Friday night, around ten, I decided to go home and get some real sleep before going back to the office to finish this insane task. And then I felt it. Something was here with me and it wasn't the janitor I looked in the corner and there were those eyes again, surrounded by shadow. I sighed. I really didn't have time for this, not here Ain't you got shit to do?" I snapped, walking to the break room for yet more coffee. So much for going home to sleep A growling sound, then a deep, rasping voice said, " miss you." I stopped. "What do you mean, you miss me? Aren't you a demon or something?" "You didn't come home. I've been worried What are you doing here?" We'd never conversed like this. It was almost comforting, like a friend would be "I'm working, man. I've got a big client coming on Monday and Kellen put all these damn reports on my desk and if I don't get them done, I'm probably gonna get fired." I ranted as I took off my tie and ran my fingers through my The demon paused, thinking. It moved slowly around the room, taking it all in. Do you want me to eat Kellen?" it suddenly asked. I laughed, "No, don't eat Kellen. It's not really his fault. "Then what shall I do?" I sighed and considered. What could a shadow demon do to help me? Do you know anything about graphic design and marketing?" It paused its roaming. "I ate an artist's soul, once." Good enough. Just sit behind me and tell me what looks good" On Monday morning, the company landed the client, I got a raise, and arranged it so I could work from home two days a week. We moved to a bigger flat two months later. It makes cinnamon pancakes on Saturdays. <p>Sometimes the demons miss you when you&rsquo;re gone</p>
Friday, Head, and Lurking: stardustandswirls
 me to the demon in the corner of my room
 ain't u got shit to do
 theoffensivemomma
 He'd been lurking about for days now, this
 shadow thing. It used to scare me, terrify me
 straight into insomnia. But it had just stood
 there the whole time. Now it seemed part of
 the furniture, if I'm being honest.
 I started talking to it. Probably not my best
 idea, I'll give you that, but it's not like I had
 anyone
 as I readied for bed. Jeff was a dick at the
 meeting this morning. Had the best hot dog off
 the best cart in the city for lunch. SIX reports
 due by Friday? Kellen must be trying to kill me.I
 even wished it good night. And it just stared,
 with its glowing red eyes.
 else around. I would tell it about my day
 One night, I had to stay late at the office. Really
 late. Remember those six reports? They turned
 into fifteen. And if I didn't get them done for
 this major client, it was my head on the HR
 guillotine. So I stayed late. I ended up crashing
 on the sofa in the break room and woke up to
 more work on my desk. That was Thursday
 morning. I had to get this all done by Monday
 On Friday night, around ten, I decided to go
 home and get some real sleep before going
 back to the office to finish this insane task. And
 then I felt it. Something was here with me and it
 wasn't the janitor
 I looked in the corner and there were those
 eyes again, surrounded by shadow. I sighed. I
 really didn't have time for this, not here
 Ain't you got shit to do?" I snapped, walking to
 the break room for yet more coffee. So much
 for going home to sleep
 A growling sound, then a deep, rasping voice
 said, " miss you."
 I stopped. "What do you mean, you miss me?
 Aren't you a demon or something?"
 "You didn't come home. I've been worried
 What are you doing here?"
 We'd never conversed like this. It was almost
 comforting, like a friend would be
 "I'm working, man. I've got a big client coming
 on Monday and Kellen put all these damn
 reports on my desk and if I don't get them
 done, I'm probably gonna get fired." I ranted as
 I took off my tie and ran my fingers through my
 The demon paused, thinking. It moved slowly
 around the room, taking it all in.
 Do you want me to eat Kellen?" it suddenly
 asked.
 I laughed, "No, don't eat Kellen. It's not really
 his fault.
 "Then what shall I do?"
 I sighed and considered. What could a shadow
 demon do to help me?
 Do you know anything about graphic design
 and marketing?"
 It paused its roaming. "I ate an artist's soul,
 once."
 Good enough. Just sit behind me and tell me
 what looks good"
 On Monday morning, the company landed the
 client, I got a raise, and arranged it so I could
 work from home two days a week. We moved
 to a bigger flat two months later. It makes
 cinnamon pancakes on Saturdays.
<p>Sometimes the demons miss you when you&rsquo;re gone</p>

<p>Sometimes the demons miss you when you&rsquo;re gone</p>

Friday, Head, and Lurking: stardustandswirls me to the demon in the corner of my room ain't u got shit to do theoffensivemomma He'd been lurking about for days now, this shadow thing. It used to scare me, terrify me straight into insomnia. But it had just stood there the whole time. Now it seemed part of the furniture, if I'm being honest. I started talking to it. Probably not my best idea, I'll give you that, but it's not like I had anyone as I readied for bed. Jeff was a dick at the meeting this morning. Had the best hot dog off the best cart in the city for lunch. SIX reports due by Friday? Kellen must be trying to kill me.I even wished it good night. And it just stared, with its glowing red eyes. else around. I would tell it about my day One night, I had to stay late at the office. Really late. Remember those six reports? They turned into fifteen. And if I didn't get them done for this major client, it was my head on the HR guillotine. So I stayed late. I ended up crashing on the sofa in the break room and woke up to more work on my desk. That was Thursday morning. I had to get this all done by Monday On Friday night, around ten, I decided to go home and get some real sleep before going back to the office to finish this insane task. And then I felt it. Something was here with me and it wasn't the janitor I looked in the corner and there were those eyes again, surrounded by shadow. I sighed. I really didn't have time for this, not here Ain't you got shit to do?" I snapped, walking to the break room for yet more coffee. So much for going home to sleep A growling sound, then a deep, rasping voice said, " miss you." I stopped. "What do you mean, you miss me? Aren't you a demon or something?" "You didn't come home. I've been worried What are you doing here?" We'd never conversed like this. It was almost comforting, like a friend would be "I'm working, man. I've got a big client coming on Monday and Kellen put all these damn reports on my desk and if I don't get them done, I'm probably gonna get fired." I ranted as I took off my tie and ran my fingers through my The demon paused, thinking. It moved slowly around the room, taking it all in. Do you want me to eat Kellen?" it suddenly asked. I laughed, "No, don't eat Kellen. It's not really his fault. "Then what shall I do?" I sighed and considered. What could a shadow demon do to help me? Do you know anything about graphic design and marketing?" It paused its roaming. "I ate an artist's soul, once." Good enough. Just sit behind me and tell me what looks good" On Monday morning, the company landed the client, I got a raise, and arranged it so I could work from home two days a week. We moved to a bigger flat two months later. It makes cinnamon pancakes on Saturdays. <p>Sometimes the demons miss you when you&rsquo;re gone via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2BbHfoA">http://ift.tt/2BbHfoA</a></p>
Friday, Head, and Lurking: stardustandswirls
 me to the demon in the corner of my room
 ain't u got shit to do
 theoffensivemomma
 He'd been lurking about for days now, this
 shadow thing. It used to scare me, terrify me
 straight into insomnia. But it had just stood
 there the whole time. Now it seemed part of
 the furniture, if I'm being honest.
 I started talking to it. Probably not my best
 idea, I'll give you that, but it's not like I had
 anyone
 as I readied for bed. Jeff was a dick at the
 meeting this morning. Had the best hot dog off
 the best cart in the city for lunch. SIX reports
 due by Friday? Kellen must be trying to kill me.I
 even wished it good night. And it just stared,
 with its glowing red eyes.
 else around. I would tell it about my day
 One night, I had to stay late at the office. Really
 late. Remember those six reports? They turned
 into fifteen. And if I didn't get them done for
 this major client, it was my head on the HR
 guillotine. So I stayed late. I ended up crashing
 on the sofa in the break room and woke up to
 more work on my desk. That was Thursday
 morning. I had to get this all done by Monday
 On Friday night, around ten, I decided to go
 home and get some real sleep before going
 back to the office to finish this insane task. And
 then I felt it. Something was here with me and it
 wasn't the janitor
 I looked in the corner and there were those
 eyes again, surrounded by shadow. I sighed. I
 really didn't have time for this, not here
 Ain't you got shit to do?" I snapped, walking to
 the break room for yet more coffee. So much
 for going home to sleep
 A growling sound, then a deep, rasping voice
 said, " miss you."
 I stopped. "What do you mean, you miss me?
 Aren't you a demon or something?"
 "You didn't come home. I've been worried
 What are you doing here?"
 We'd never conversed like this. It was almost
 comforting, like a friend would be
 "I'm working, man. I've got a big client coming
 on Monday and Kellen put all these damn
 reports on my desk and if I don't get them
 done, I'm probably gonna get fired." I ranted as
 I took off my tie and ran my fingers through my
 The demon paused, thinking. It moved slowly
 around the room, taking it all in.
 Do you want me to eat Kellen?" it suddenly
 asked.
 I laughed, "No, don't eat Kellen. It's not really
 his fault.
 "Then what shall I do?"
 I sighed and considered. What could a shadow
 demon do to help me?
 Do you know anything about graphic design
 and marketing?"
 It paused its roaming. "I ate an artist's soul,
 once."
 Good enough. Just sit behind me and tell me
 what looks good"
 On Monday morning, the company landed the
 client, I got a raise, and arranged it so I could
 work from home two days a week. We moved
 to a bigger flat two months later. It makes
 cinnamon pancakes on Saturdays.
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