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 Rrddi. He started making up nukes far our dam, Milard Hal.
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 If yeu see somne picking their nose"he sakd, "hant Sot S
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 ynaurll get thiir lbcogir in yöur nos t lomoerow."
 Trending today
 1 ghed and tried one."yo
 enes dated 200
 the doar al raem 10-my reom-only use
 Half Lite
 Broah
 Mahe
 UemlePoot nd bow whsonhanysom 5 hours go
 r utis ittsad SN UP
 My new puppy won't stop pawing at the gap between our sofa
 cushions. NowI know why.
 Mpelbes
 Pted byPoliccad ior -
 +
 d just gat comty when Tedey started actisg up agan.
 I's he the imle bastand has a sisth sense for when Fm relased Hed been playing on the
 rpet with his Kong toy, trying is wrest li the treal out of its rubilbar camg Bul th
 minutell sank bark agsinst the cushigms his head whipped reund. A uplit second laher he
 Ws pawingatmy legs, trying to get up on the sofa with me
 Discussion Throad: Day Three of House Public
 Impeachment Hearings-Marning Session 11/19/2019
 LTC Alexander Vindman and Jennifer Williams-Live 9am
 EST
 Ths mar th Dgc Gommttoe l hold tsrths reand of sublie
 ing inpeperir ble I h t ing Presice d
 TpTeiyeg tad Ls Col er i st an the
 Dky Tedicdy it's ckay mate. Up youcome.
 hastel Ted cly insa the air and plenie him on the cushisn bnie me. He stared hack
 me with larget. brown cyes Head cocked sghty to one side
 12.
 pShare
 59
 Td esh Springer Spniel Flo pya
 d and whibe roat, Permanntly wging
Its funny because its true.

Its funny because its true.

Being Alone, Bad, and Beer: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fy. s wings are too small to get s ta: le body off the ground. The bee, of course, fles anway oecsuse bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, blsck Yeilowbleck Yelow, bisck Och, blsck and yeiow Lets shake up a e. Bamy! Erealctas: s ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Helo?-Bamy?-Adam?-Can you belleve this is happening?-I cant. r plck you up. Looking sharp Use the sairs. Your father pald good money for those Somy m excted. Here's he graduane Were very proud of you, son. Apertect report card, all Bs. Very proud. Ma! Igot hirg goino ereYou got lint on your fuzz Ow! Thats me!-Wave to us! We'll be in row 118.000-Bye Bam 1d you stop eouse!-Hey Adam.-Hey Bamy-s ha tuzz ge?-A Ile Special day graduation. Never thought rd make Three days grade school three days high school. Thcse were awiwsard Three days colege. Im gisd Itook a day and hitchhked around the hive You did come back diferent-H, Bamy-Artle, growing a mustsche? Loolks good.-Hear about Frankie YeanYou golng o the funeral?-No, m not going. Everybody knows, sing someone, you die dort wese onasaumel Such S esdguess he could have jus gomen out of the way I love his incorporaing an amusement park Into our day Thats why we dont need vacaions Boy qute a bt of pomp under the circumsances-Well Adam, sodey we are men.-We are!- Bee-men-Amen! Hallelujah! Sudents, fscuty disnguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell Welcame New Hve Ot graduating cless of...915. That concludes our ceremonles. And begirs your career at Honex induses W we pick ouro odey i heard ts jus orlentaion. Hesds up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennss inside he ram atall imes Wonder what be ke?- A me scary Welcome to Honex, a dvision of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is ! Wow. Wow. We lnow that you, as a bee, have worced your whole te to ge to the point where you can wok for your whole te Honey begins when our vallant Pollen Jocks bring the necar to he hve. Our sopsecres formue is auomeicany color-coegtedscenadjusted and bubble-contoured into this soohing sweet syrup with ts disinctve golden glow you lnow as Honey! That girl wes hot She's my cousin! She is?-Yes were all cousins Right Youre right.-A Honex, we consanty sive to improve every aspect of bee exisence. These bees are s7ess-esing a new heime: technology hal do youhink he makes?-Not enough. Here we have our laest sdvancement, me Kreiman.-What doeshet did-Cotphes e saandof oneht hangs ater you pour i Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Kreiman? Of course. Most bee joos are small ones. But bees know hat every small joo, ts done well, mears a lot. But chocse caretuly because youl say In the job you plck for the res: of your Ife. The same Job the res: of your lite? Ididnt know that. Whats he derence? You be heopy so know that bees, as aspecles, havent had one day off in 27 million years. So youls: work us so deshwese t Wow The: blew my mind! "Whats he diference? How can you say tha? One job forever? Thats an Insane cholce to have to make. Im relleved. Now we only have to make one decislon In e. But, Adam, how could they never have told us tha? Why would you queslon anching? Were bees. Were he mos: pertecty unctioning soclety on Earh. You evethink maybe gs work a Itle too well here? Lke wha? Gve me one examplei dont know. But you lnow wna: m sakngsout Plesse clese she gate Royal Nectar Force on approsch. Wat a second. Oheck out-Hey hose are Pollen Jocks!-Wow. Ive never seen them his close. They know what ts ke outside the hive. Yeah, but some dont come back- Hey Jocs!-H, Jocks! You guys did great! Youre morsters! Youre siky freals! I love ! Ilove see you wearing . Those ledles? Arent they our cousirs too? Distant. Distsant. Look at these wo.-Oouple of Hlve Hamys. -Lets have tun with them. mus: be dangeros belg s en Jock. Yesh. Once a bear pinned me againsta mushroom! He had a paw on my throa, sndw e oner he was sispaind mel-on mutInever thought rd lknock him out. What were you doing during his? Trying to alert he suthorties. I can aunogreph that. A ie gusy out there todey wesnt , comrades? Yeah. Gusty Were hiing a suntiower parch sx miles trom here tonmomow. Sx miles, huh?- Bamy Apudale Jump for us, but maybe youre not up for -Maybe am-Yre not lete gog 9800 at Gae. What do you think, buzboy? Are you bee enough? I might be. all depends on whs o900 mescs He Hnex: Cedosprsed me. You decide what youre interessed in?-Well, here's a lot of cholces But you only get one. Do you ever ge bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about sming. You grab tha: sick, and you jus move around, and you sraround. You get yourself into a hyhm. s a besuctul thing. You know, Dad, themoe3irs abou maybe the honey fleld jus: isnt right for me. You were hinking of what, maicing balloon animas? Thas ba jop foi apay wn a stingecanet your son's not sure he wants to go Into honey! Bamy, you are so tunny sometimes m not ryng to be tunny Youre not tunny! Youre golng Into honey Our son, he smer! Youre gonna be a stmer?-No one's listening to me! Watl you see the s:cks I have. I could say anyhing right now. Im gonna get an ant tamoo! Lets open some honer and celsorate! Maybe ril plerce my thorsx. Shave my antennae. Shack up wth a grasshopper. Get a gold toon sndica evenbody og tmso proudWere sacng work today!- Todays he day Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring smer, tront desk, hair removal.-sits avlable?-Hang on. Two let! One of hem's yours! Oongratulations! Step to he side-Whatd you ge?-Picking crud our Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newols? Yes sr dur st day! We are resdy! Maike your cholce. -You want to go firs:?-No, you go. Oh, my. Whats avallableResoom anendsts ooen noc tor hetessign you think-Any chance of geng he Kreiman?-Sure, youre on. Im somy, he Kreiman jus closed out. Wax monkeys aways open. The Kreiman opened up again. What happened? A bee dled. Makes an opening. See? He's desd Anoher desd one. Deady. Desdifed. Two more desd. Desd trom the neck up. Dead trom the nedoow Thars e cns is so hard! Hesting, cooling, sunt bee, pourer, smer, humming, Inspector number seven, inopinessipe spevsr mite wrang er Ba whar do you think i should. Bamy? Bamy! All right, weve got he suntiower patch in qusdrant nine Wha: happened to you? Where are you?-m going out Out? Ou where? Qut there-Ch, no! I have to, before igo to work for the rest of my Ife Youre gonns dle! Youre crary! Hello? Another call coming in. anyone's fee rae heres orean dell on 83rd that ges their roses today. Hey guys-Look athat-snt ha the kld we saw yeserdayod son gt decks resiceds ocou Were gonna ake him up. Realy? Feeling lucky are you? Sgn here, here. Jus: Intal ha Thank you- OK. You got a rain advisory today and as you all lknow, bees- cannot y in rain. So be caretul As aiways, watch your brooms, hockey sicis, dogs, birds, bears and bars Also, Igota couple of repors of root beer being eon us. rpsnahome becsuse of t, babbling ike a clcsda! Thats awtul.-And a reminder tor you rookles, bee ber one, ecsolatenocsing omens All right, sunch posions! Buzz buz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz, buz! Blck and yellow! Hello! You ready for his, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring on. Wind, check- Antennae, check- Nectar pack, check -Wings, check. Singer, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladles, lets move t ou! hose penuns you sriped stemsuckers! All of you, drain those fiowers! Wow! m out! I cant belleve m out! So blue e so s 3dee! Bxkewowlowers This s Blue Lesder. We have roses vsual Ering anround 30 degrees and hold. Rcses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringirgaround Sand to the side, lkid. ts got a bt of a kick. That s one nectar collector! Ever see polination up close?-No, sir.I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle over here. Maybe a dash over there, a plnchon hatone See a? ts a ie bt of magic. Thats amazing. Why do we do ha? Thats pollen power. More pollen, more oers, mocé nectecimore honey for ds oooE tm pdking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be dalsles. Dont we need those? Oopy hat vsual. Wat. One of these fiowers seems to be on the move. Say again? Youre reporing a moving ower? Amimative. That wes on he ine! This is the cooles. What is ?dont know, but m loving this color. t smells good. Not ike owes ute esh, tu Ohemicay Oaretul, gus. ts a Ime grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandybrain, get off there! Poem9sTscouid be bsa Ameve Very ccse Gonna hur. Mama's e boy You are way out of posion, rookle! Ooming in a you ike a missile! Help me! I dont hink these are owers Ehould we tel him?-1hink he knows. What is this? Match point! You can sart packing up, hones because youre about o eat ! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the r-Dosomesg mdrving HI, bee.-He's back here! He's going to s:ing me! Nobody move. t you dont move, he wont s ou Reezel ea Spray him 3ranrat We: are you doling?! Wow. the terslon level out here is unbellevable. igoma ge home. Cant ty in rain. Oant y in rain. Oant ty in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close he window plesse? Ken, could you close the window plesse? Check out my new resume. I made Into a fold-out brochure you see Eolos out On, po. More humans. I dont need this. What was ha? Maybe this me Thisime. This ime. This ime: Thsgime: This olepes That s disbol tak to them. The/re out of ther minds. When I leave a job Inerview, theyre fabbergasted, cant belleve what i say There's the sun. Maybe thats a way out dont remeenper e sun having a big 75 on .1 predicted giobal warming. I could teel geing hoter. At firs: Ithought t was jus:e Wan Stop Eeeaand beck Thess sre wirter boots. War! Dont klll him! You know tm allergc to them! This hing could kil me! Why does his ife have less value than yours? Why does his lite have any less value than mine? is that your satement? mJus:saying all ite has value. You dont know what he's capable of teelling. My brochure! There you go, e gy. Imnotscared ofhim s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could putf up. Make t one of your specla sis hocking someone out is asos specis sk Right. Bye, Vanessa Thaniks-Vanessa, nec week? Yogur nigh?-Sure, Ken. You lnovw, whatever.-You could put carob chips on there. Bye-Supposed to be less calorles Bye. i goma say somehing. She saved my life. I gota say something All right, here goes Nah. Wha: would I say? could really ge: n ouple s a oeeaw Youtre not supposed to tak so a human. I cant belleve m doing hs. Ive gat to On, I cant do t Oome on! No. Yes Na pottant ow snoud 1siert uke ja? No, thats no gocd. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! HI! m somy-Youre talking.-Yes, I lnow. Youre taking! m so somy No, ts OK. s ine. I know m dreaming. But I dont recall going to bed. Wel, m sure this is very disconcerting. This s a bt of a surprise to me. I mean, youtre a bee! Same way you did, iguess. Mams, Dada, honey You pick t up Thats very tunny-Yeah. Bees are unny we didnt lsugh, wed cry with what we havea cea w nyw n ger you something?-Lke wha? i dont lnow. I mean. lose a couple micrograms-Where?- These sripes dont help. You look great! I dont know if you know anyching about tashlon. Are you all right? No Hes making he de in me cao as he/re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the seps Into the church. The wedd ing is on And he sas aresmaon? thought jou sad Guasemaian. Why would I mamy a watermelon? s thata bee joke? Thats the kind of stuf we do. Yeah, diferent. So, what are you gonna do, Bamy? About work? dont know. I want to do my part for the hive, but i cant do he way they want. I know how you feel-You do?-Sure. My parents warted me to be a lawer ordocor putemed o be a fiorist-Really?-My only interes: is fiowers. Our new queen was Jus: elected with that same campsign siogian Aowayoock Terels m bive rightthere See Youre in Sheep Mesdow! Yes! Im right off the Turle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lcsta toe ring there once-Why do girs put rings on their oes?-Why not?-s ike puming a hat on your lnee-Maybe rl y hat-You all right, mam?-On, yeah. Fine. Jus: having wo cups of coffee! Anywy ts has been greatierhenis for the cofee. Yesh, ts no trouble. Somy I couldnt tinish .idid, rd be up the res: of my lite. Are you... Can e a plece of with me3 Sure Here hove a crumb.- Thaniks!-Yeah. Alll right. Well, theenIguess ril see you around. Cr not. OK, Bamy And thank you so much again for before. Ch, tha? That wes noning. Wel, not nothing. bur Anyway. This cant possbly work. He's all se: to go. We may as wel ty OK, Dave, pullthe chute.-Sounds amazirg-wes amezg wes the scaries:, happiestmoment of my ite. Humars! 1 cant belleve youu were wh humans! Glant, scary humans Ws: were eike geand drsz They ak crsr They eat crazy glant nings. They arve crary- Dohey ty and kill you, lke on TV?-Some of hem. But some of them don-Howd you get back?-Poodle You did , and m glsd. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your experlence Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal-Well-We We boy She's so nice And she's a oris Ch, no! Youtre dating a human fioris: Were not dating. Youtre ying outs de he hive, taking to hamans hat cik our homes wah power washerss and M-30s! Onereghh asck of dynamite! She saved my ife Andshe undersands me. This is over Es ths Thsne oet What wes tha Treycaa crumb.-wes so singin sripey! And thats not what they eat. Thats what tals off what they es!-You lnow what a Oinnsbon is-No. s bresd and cinnaman and tosng They hest t up Stdown y ho-Lsen to me We are not heem: Were us Theres us and mere's mem Yes, but woendenyehead yeaming? There's no ming Stopeaming Lissen to me You have got to strthinng bee, my iend. Thinking pe pee Thking bee Tcing bee: Thincng bee! Thinicing bee! There he s He's in e pool You lnow wha your prooiem is, Bamy goms sat incing bee? How much longer will his go on? ts been three days! Why arent you workcing? ve got a lot of big Iite decisions to think about What e? You have no lite! You have o jb. Youre oarey a bee Would t kll you so maikes e honey? Bay, come out. Your fahers siking o you. Marnin, would you tak o him? Br m aing oou Yeu coig 9or eveyog Ase Go ahesd. rl canch up. Dont be too long. Watch this! anessa!- Were s:l here-told you not to yell at him. He doesnt respond to yelling! Then why yell a me7 Because you dont sten! m not istening to his. Somy, ve goma go.-Where are you going?-m meeting a tiend. Agir? s mis why yo cat decide? 8e Jus: hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parsde of fowers every year in Passdens? To be in the Tournament of Roses res evetorss dresm t's exhausing. Why dont you run everywhere? ts taster Yean, OK, Isee, isee All right, your tum. TIVo. You can jus: treeze lve TV? Thats insane: You dontnave he?WE have Hlvo, but ts a disese. ts a homible, homble disesse. Oh, my Dumb bees! You must want to sing all those jes we nossg s usuy, tsta for us So you have to watch your temper. Very caretuly You klck a wall, take a wak, wrte an angry lemer and throw out. Work hrough ke any emotion: Anger, Jealousy lust. On, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah.-Wha: is wrong wih you?!-ts a bug. He's not bothering anybody Get out of here, you creep! What was ha APCNSvecreuer? Yeah, was. How did you know? tet lke about 10 pages. Seventyive is prety much our limt. Youve really got cowo sc ence stacous I never heard of him.-Why is his here?-For people. We eat t You dont have enough food of your own?-Well, yes.-How do you get -Bees make - ow wnomales ! And s hard so make ! There's heating. cooling, sming. You need a whole Kreiman hing!-s organic.-ts ouganie: s justnohes Bay s botom of this. Im geing to the bomom crossed the wong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguans, Ignacio! Where is he honey coming trom? Tell me where! Honey Farms! t comes trom Honey sms Crazy person! What homble hing has happened here? These toces, hey never knew what hit hem. And now heyre on the racd to nownereustkeeps blood, crazy suft. Blows your head off! m going to Tacoms And you?-He realy is desd. All right. Uhoh! -What s that?! -Ch, no! - Awiper Triple blsde-Tripie blade? Jump on! ts your only chance, bee! Why does everhing have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people ne tose? Open your ejest Sidkour besd out the wirdow! From NPR Newss in Washington, fm Oarl Kasel But dont kl no more bugs! Bee!-Mocse blood guy!!-You hear something?-Lke wha? Lke ny screaming. Tum off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as tar as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this ruck goes s whele there geting t.imean, that hone/s ours. Bees hang :ght.-Were all Jammed in. ts a close community Not us, man We on our own Elery mosau to on must meet girs. Mosquto gins y to trade up, get wih a momh, dragontly. Mcsquto gir dont want no mosquto. You got to be kldding me! Mocseblood's soout to jeaue the banding! So long, bee!-Hey, gus! -Mocseblood! i knew d catch yall down here. Did you bring your crazy sraw? We g es siap 83s0el ons0d s prey much pure gro What is mis place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinhesds! Pinhesd.-Oheck out the new smoker.-On, sweet. Thats the one you want. The Thomss 30000! Smoker? Ninety puts a minute, sem-sunomaic. Twlce he nicotine, al the ar. A couple breahs of his nocis he rght cut Tee malce he hones, and we make the money They make he honey and we make the money? On, my! Whats going on? Are o GKYea Rooesnt ss ongoyou know oure ace hive wh fake wals? Our queen was moved here We had no cholce. This s your queen? Thats a man in women's clothes! Thats a dreg queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey Our honey is being brazenly stolen ona massive scale! This s worse an anyhing bears ove dore nend to do something. Oh, Bamy, stop. Who told you humans are aicing our honey? Thats a rumor. Do these look ke Thats scospe.merhese se coveaus datored phoncs. How did you get mbed up in his? He's been taking to humans. Wha?- Taking to humars?! He has a human giritlend. And they make out! Malke out? Bamy! We do not.- You wish you could.- Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonlo. Those crary es keptime up anigt Bamy, this is what you want so do with your life? I want to do for all our Ives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad nsmoer you comig.come so boesiosed your hands were s sming. You couidnt stop. I remember that What right do they have to our honey? We lve on two cups a year. They put t in lip baim for no reason whatsoever! Even if ts true, what can one bee do? S:ng them where realy hurs. in the tace! The eye! That would hur-No. Up e nose? Thsts er Theleis only one place you can s:ing the humans,, one place where t maters Hlve at Fve, the hive's only ful-hour actlon newss No more bee oeercstw Bo Bumoje at he anchor desk. Weaher wih Stonm Snger. Spors wish Buzz Larvl. And Jeanete Chung-Good evening. Im Bob Bumble-And m Jeanete Chung. A n-county bee, Bamy Benson, Intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packagingg t and profing trom legally! Tomomow night on Bee LamKng. wehaue ee former quueers here in our studlo, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out his week on Hexagon. Tonight were BamBerson Diacuee mska tom e hive, I cant do this? Bees have never been ataid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where m trom, wed never sue humans. We were thinking of sckball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporing you In this case, which wl be he aiofhe oee aepuny You know, they have a Lamry King in the human world too. ts a common name. Next week. He lools like you and has and s forward, pointy shouiders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. in tennis, you aack a the point of weskness! was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81 Hone her bachands apke oogonna take advantage of tha? Quiet, please. Actusl work going on here.- s that that same bee?-Yes, s! tm he e thes busy working. But s our yogurt night! Bye-oye. Why is yogurt night so dificut?! You poor ting. You two have been a:nis for hours! Yes, and Adam here has deens nuehelp-Fros:ing-How many sugars? Just one. I ty not touse the compettion. So why are you helping me? Bees nave ases me too. Bent s:ingers, pointess pollination. Bees must hate those take things! Nothing worse han a daffodl thats had work done. Maybe this could make up tortmeo-Ths lawsults a prety big deal.-Iguess. You sure jou warm so go through with i? Am Isure? When im done wigh the hear for ourselves ifa honeybee can actualy speak What have we gomen into here, Bamy? ts prey big. snt cant belleve how many humans cont work dunge o Yod mink bllion-doller mutinational food companles have good iawyers? Everybody needs to say behind he baicabe New York, Bamry Bee Benson u he Honey Indusry is now in session. Mr. Mongomery, youtre representing the fve food companies collectvely? A priviege M Berson epresening all the bees of the world rm kldaing Yes,You Honor, were ready so proceed. Mr. Mongome your epening we lved in the topsurvy worid Mr. Benson imagines, Jus: hink of what would i mean. I would have to negoiate wh the sikwom for the elesic in my brcbes Tecineeeow do we iknow his sn some son of hojographicimolonpicture-capture Holywood wizardry? They od ceus g siserss s important to all bees. We invented ! We make . And we protect with our lves. Untonunstely there are some people in this room who think hey can etrom s use wete the Ime gus Inm hoplng thaater ss s aillover youl see how, by king our hone you not onlke everning wena own Honeyounon and Honron: Yes, hey provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. 1 tind hat to be a very asuroing term. I dont imagine you employ anypettee-ts do N-coulant near you-No-No. Because jou dont thee bees. You lkeep bees. Not only ,seespu hougint a Dser your living room?! Bing Into your couch! Sping out your hrow pilliows! OK, hats enough. Taike him away So, Mr. Sng, thank you for being here. Your name hues e inere ngve 1 heard petore?-was wina band cailed The Pailce Butyouvenever peen a pollice oft scese you? No, 1hsvens Sng? Because im teeling a e sung. Sng. Or should i say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! Thats not his real name?! You ldlots! Mr. Liots, frs, belared congrsslesons on Envy Win tor a gues soa: on ER in 2005. Thank you Thank you. Isee tom your resume hat youre deesaanosome wih and leam your lines, sir? Warch , Berson! 1 could blow right now! This isnt a goodtela. This is a baatela! Why doesnt someone Jus sep on this creep, nd we con all goeame der In coun!Youe ail thinking Order! Crder, 1say-E - ota, plesse soown! ink was awtuy didnt hink you were coming. No, I was Jus: iste. I tried to calL, but.he bamery I didnt want all this so go to wase, so I called Bay Lucklily, he was tree. On, nasu 7ees e leicoud hes: Rup Yeaheatup, sure. whaever S5 ihes youre que a tennis paS moot mach fore gem hink I dont see what youtre doing? I know how hard is to find the rightjob. We have hat in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do bse ads Remember what Van sald, why is your ife more valusble han mine? Funny, 1Jus: cant seem to recail tha! 1hink somehing snis in here! I love he smell ot owe know, I dont even lke honey! I dont eat ! We need to tak! He's jus:a e bee! And he happens to be the nices: bee ve met in a long ime! Long time? Wha: are jou apout all zhar, know ts got an atertaste: Uke it Lawas et here was some King of barmier beaween Ken and me. Icoulnt overcome on, well Are vou OK tor s to remind them of wha: they dont ike about bees.-You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic? Only to losing. son. Only to losing. Mr. Berson Bee, ril ask you wha:hiic we ke o inow What exactly is your relatlonship to that woman? Were tiends. Good thends your real parents! - Oh, Bamy-Yes, hey are! Hold me back! Youtre an legiimate bee, arent you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Dontyall date your cousins?-Ooecson-tmgong tapincushion this guy! Adam, dont! ts wha: he wants: Oh, fm ht!! Oh, lordy, ta ts their way!- Adam, sy with me.-I cant eel my legs Whsat angel of mercy will come forwerd to suck he polson trom my heaving bumocis? I willl have order in ns colt Croe Croler plessel The ase of he honeyoees versus he human race took a pointed n Ta be bemer off dead. Look a me. They got trom the cafeteris downsairs, In a uns sandwlch. Look, here's a e celery sl on Wha: wes ke to sng someone? Ica xpsin a as ail.. All adrensline and then... and then ecsssy! All right. You 2ink wes all doesnt sound so bad. Adam, hey check in, but they dont check out! Oh, my Oould you get a nurse to close hat window?-Why?- The smolke. Bees dont smoke Rghd Bees aotsmge Bees dontsmolke! But some bees are smolking. Thats : Thats our case your team? Well, Your Honor, ts interesing. Bees are rained to y haphazanrdly, and as a resut we dont make very good ime. I actualy heard a tunny story about.YourHonorevese cous bugs taken up enough of ns courts valusble ime? How mucn songer wil weesow nese absurd she Flayman, m atald im going so have to consider Mr. Montgomerys motion. But you cant! We have a temitic case. Where is your proof? Where is he evidence? Show mehe sman oour Honor! You want a smoicing gun? Here is your smoking gun. het sha? s a bee smolker: What, n be forcibly addicted to smolke machines and man-made wooden siat work camps? Lving out our lves as honey siaves to the white man?-What are we gonns do?-Hes playindhe soeces co Ladles and gentlemen, plesse tee these bees! Free he bees! Freehe pees Rree he bees! Free he bee Now we wont have to work so hard all the ime. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. Youll regre his. Bamy, how much honey s out there? Agh Cre aasne Besoare you wearing? My swester is Ralph Lauren, and ihave no osints Whs:Monggomery's right?-W bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that wes ours o begin with, every las: drop. We demand an end to the gloriticaion of the bear as anyhing more than a h smel beooressskmachipe.Were all aware of what they da in the woods Wa en sne and l-deeda human tea-ime snack gamishments Cant breathe. Ering in, boys! Hold right there! Good. Tap Mr. Buzzwell, we jus passed ree cups, and there's galors more og we need so shut down-Shudown? Weve never shudodwn ugownhoney production! Stop how much honey was out there. Oh, yean? Whats going on? Where is everybody?-Are hey out celebraing?- Theyre home. They dont know what to do. Laying out, sleeping nhearo Uncea was on his way to San Antonlo wih a arickes A:less: e oo oue honeybeck Someimes 1hine now. Now I cant. I dont understand why the/re not happy I thought their lves would be bemer! The/re doing nothing. ts amazing. Honey realily changes people. You dont have any des whsts go g on, do you?-Wha: oid you want to show me?-This Ws nepered here? Trist is not the hat make honey would atect all these hings. s nous: iowers. Fruts, vegetables, they all need bees Thats our whole SAT test right here Talke away produce, that afects the entire animal hg Acid hen of course.. The humsnsoecles? So tarere's ino moe oounation, # could all just gal going. Ihad so open my mouth and tak. Vanessa? Vanesss? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the inal Toumament of Rcses parsde in Pessdens. Theyve moved ohs weekendSecuse s the iowers are dyg ts he last chance Yes hey are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. Thats why this is the lest parsde. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to siow down? Oould you siow down? Bamy! OK, Imade a huge misake TS sester alime fa Yeskng ofs veuedte s waned to he pyou with he right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, piant and iower bud in this park. All we gotts do s get wha:the/ve got back here wth what we've got-Bees-Pek en es-Recoriation Aaosshe aonroumers hslde, we jus: plck the right fioat How about The Princess and he Pes? I could be the princess, and you Could be the pea: Yes, Igot -Where should I s-What are you7-1Delleve r oS unge sopping us. Stop! Security-You and your irsect pack your ioa?-Yes. Has been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your singer-s part of New York. loolks ke well experience a couple hours delay Bamy, these are cut iowers wih no water. Theyil never make t.1goa get up there and tak to them. Be caretul. Oan Iget hea passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bioome in 24B plesse report to the cockpit? And please humy! Wha: happened here? There was a Dus:Buster, a toupee, aere anyone onbosrd have fght exxperlence? As a maner of tact, here is-Whos tha?-Bamy Berson. From the honey ia?! On, great. Vanessa, his is nothing more than a big meal bee posoiros nge es legal victory Thats Bamy!s amempting to land a plane, losded with people fiowers and an incapactated ight crew. Flowers?! We have a siom in the area and two indvidusis he con wn ssoeo a mililionimes? The surtsce area of the wings and body mass make no sense-Get nis on the air! Got Sand by-Were going lve. The way we work may be a mystery o Maiing bonees a ooees clolng a lo of small jobs But etime tell you about a smaleo ou doweT yellow!-Helo! Let, right down, hover.-Hover?-Forget hover. This isnt so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Bamy, what happened?! Wat, 1think we were on aunopliot the wnole sme-Tote e ceen helpn me w were notl Soars out i cannot fy a pian ofyouess pebeind wh that panicky sone in your volce! ts not a tone. m panicking! I cant do this! Vanessa, pull yourself togeher. You have to snap out of i: You snap out of t. You snap aut of it-You snaso You snso oitof -Yonap our of it-You shap out of it!-You sga 0u of You snep outo yellow.-Hello. All right, lets drop this tin can on the blscidop. Where? I cant see anyhing. Oan you? No, nothing. s all cloudy Oome on. You got to nink bee, Bam Thirksg pee-Terc Toinking peet Tanigg ce anking bee! Wata minute. I think teeng somesning-W Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!-Vanessa, alm tor the flower OK. Outhe engnes. Were going in on bee power. Resdy, boys? Amative! Good. Good Ess, now Thats a Laon tiower ResdyPal tesersel so around! -Nat tha: flower Tee coner one: Walch one-The - This's the only way I know how to fy. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is his plane ying in an insectke paem? Get your nose In there. Dont be atrald. Smell aull reverse Jist drop Be sge orme cemer Now drop it int opn, woman! Oome gassresdy Bamy swe did You deu Lisen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last polen trom he las: tiowers avalable anywhere on Earh. That means this is our les chance. Were the only cnes who msce hoeepoe ers ard oress e swere gonns seve as a spegiess s our momere ado ous s a pertect tt. All goma do are he sleeves. On, yeah. Thars our Bamy Mom! The bees are back! anybody needs to maike a call, now's the ime got afeeing wes e working e toraot you excuse me? My mosquto associste wll help you. Somy m late. He's a lawyer too? I was airesdy a blocd-sucking parsse All Ineeded was a brletcase Have e great eemoon Be a lifeime. sJust a status symbol. Bees make too much of Perhaps. Unless youre wearing and the ladles wonder wherehey were.-dont nw. Therd/splanned. Outside he hve, fying who knows where, doing who knows what. You canjust decloe o be a Posen uock You rave to be pred for the Right Look. Thats more pollen than you and 1 will see i No wonder we shouldnt kind of stut. s tertssic ts got all my special skls, even my sop-ten tavorte movies. Whats number one? Sar Wars? Nan, I dont go for that And m norsupooseo to Sepng hs, but they were all ng to klil me. And if t wasnt for you...I nad to thank you. ts jushow I was raised. Thac was a tewerd I dont lnow. Ootfee? idont want so put you outs no ouble caing wh a beeYesh. m taking to a bee And the bee s taking to me! IJus: want to say m gratetul. leave now -Wat! How did you leam to do tha?-Wha? The taking thing. st cottee-ihate to impose Dont be ridiculous!-Actualy, I would love a cup. Hey you want rum calke?-Ishouldnt-Have some-No, I cant-Oome on! m tying to am. kes wo nnuces eane You did? Wss she Bee-sh?-A wasp?! Your parents will ki you!-No, no, no, nptawesp.-Spider?- Im not atracted to spiderskow shebones: nng wn the e p legs and all. I cant ge: by ha tace. So who is she? she's human No, no. Thats a bee law. You wouldnt break a bee law.-Her name's Vanessa.- Oh, p on a foat sumounded by owers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in ahletic events? No. All right, Ive got one. How come you dontty everywhere? csian Vogue-r bet. Wha: in the name of Mighty Hercules is his? How did this get here? Cune Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Lios Priate Selec?-s he hat actor? ha Bees do now about his! This s sealing! A lot of sesling! Youve talken our homes, schools, hosptais! This is all we have! And ts on sale?! m geing tohe re sweet s 's your suppller? I dont undersisnd. 1hought we were iends. The las: hing we want to do is upset bees! Youre to0 lae ts ours now! You, sir, have Youre not desd Doi look desa0? They will wilpe anching hat moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto somehing huge here m going to Alaska Moose ofall of this! He Hector-You aimos: done?- Almos. He is here. I serse t Wel, Iguess l go home now and s esue s nice honey out, with no one around. Youtre bused, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can ak! 1 can tak. And now yostartkng Where you p owrWnar ityogesin rouble?-You a mosquto, you in rouble. Nobody likes us. They jus: smack. See a mosquto, smack, smack! A: lesst youre out in the world. Your Edcoioss e week esses, quotes on the bomom from the gues: even though you jus: heard 'em. Bear Week next week! Theyre scary, hairy and here Ive. Always leans le be This is Ken Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, sze ten and a hat. Vbram sole, Ibelleve. Why does he tak again? Listen, you bemer go 'csuse were reslly oeshop instesa of fiowers, people are gving balloon bouguets now. Those are great, If youre three. And articlal fowers. Ch, hose jus: get me psychotic!-Yeah Hanes imnome whour payng a royaty! ts an Incredible scene here in downtown Manhaan, where the world anlously wats, because for the firs: time in history we wll cos chWel snt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorsble Judge Bumbleson presiding. All right. Cese number 4475, Superior Oourt of emen of re eny my grandmomher was a simple woman. Bon on a tarm, she belleved was man's dvine right o benet trom the bounty of nature God put betore us adaFor afwe lnow, he could be on serolds! Mr. Berson? Ladles and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. Im Jus: an ordinary bee. Honeys premy important to me. h ned oress e ha all he ime. So nice! Call your first witness. So, Mr. Kauss Vanderhayaden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you aso ora gar at hone Theyre very lovable creatures. Yogl Bear, Fozle Bear, Bulld-A-Bear. You mean lke his? Bears kll bees! Howd you lke hls head creshing through ve rave yet another example of bee cuture casualty stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-sbout stage name. Oh, plesse. Have you ever been stung. Mr. esdto blowenoy what I do. s haa crime? Not yet snt But is his wha: ts come to tor you? Exploting tiny, helpless bees so you dont have to rehearse your par ke mat nik ieys on our side. Are we doing everyhing right, legaly? Im a florist Right Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, helo.-Ken!-Helo. esoothais where Tususaly s Righ.there. Ken, Bamy was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsicks isnt really a special skl. You ge Yesh you do that Lopk aha You know, Ive jus: about had wih your ie mind games-Whats a?-aan Vogue. Mamma mia, hats a lot of pages. A lot of gnarly Excep: for those diy yelow rings! Kenneh! What are you doing?! You te eses oie led trom riag on this emotional roler cosser! Goodbye, Ken. And for your intormation, Iprefer sugartree aricial sweeseners made by man! m somy oece des: awyers Yeah Layton, youve goma weave some magic with his jury or ts gonna be all oer. Dont womy. The only thing I have o do to tum his jury around ne e beabug? ve seen a bee documentary or two. From wha: I undersand, doesnt your queen give birh to all the bee chilaren?- Yeah, but-Sothose aren have been telled by a winged beas: of desruclon! You see? You cant reat them lke equais! Theyre sriped saveges! Snging's he only thing they lnow! o TEogomerysHe buddy-Hes there much pain?-Yeah. L.Iblew the whole case, didnt i? doesnt mamer. What mamers is youre alve. You could have died enoogLook at us Wetre jus:a couple of bugs in this world. What willhe humans do to us hey win? I dont know.. 1 hear they purhe roaches In motels. Tha onndstSall any wey you can. And assuming youve done step comecty youre ready for the ub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where s the rest of eed no commpeng.evidence to suppor aheir charges against my cllents, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entre case! Mr. s codhhute sy le alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Emoking or non? s his what nature Intended for us? Tow .otthe pees Venesss, we won! I lknew you could do t! High-five! Somry m OK! You know what his mears? All he honey wl finally belong to the bees. eweajong ame 27 millon years Oongranulaions on your victory Wha: will you demand as a selement? First, well demand a complete shundown of all unnecessary Inclusion of honey in bogus hesah products ddse soow0honban! Were shuting honey production! Mission abor. Aboring pollinaon and nectar detal. Retuming to base Adam, you wouldnt belleve) s the greates: hing in the world! I wes excted to be part of malking This wes my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to dot realy well. And sbok ver good, does ? No. And whose tsut do you think hat is? You lnow, m gonna guess bees. Bees? Speciicaly me. I didnt think bees not needing to sopsy my et. How about a sulcide pact How do we do -ri sng you, you sep on me. Thajus: kls you twice Right, right. Listen, Bamy somy, but i goms ge ke his. I know. Me neher. Tounament of Roses. Roses cant do sports. Wat a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Bay?-Roses are owers! sompletely closed down. Ithought maybe you were remodellng. But I have another ldes, and ts greater than my previous ldess combined. I dont want to hear t! All essdy Securty wil be ight. I have an ldes. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Officlal oral business. ts real Somy, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. was a gitt. Once wthout arousing susplclon. Once a:he airport, there's no ewe raveastenouaneollen to do the job! Ihink his s gonna work. s got to work. Aention, passengers, his is Captain Scom We have a bt of bad weather in - ogBeelpont teak outlMuentre specles What are you doing?-Wata minute! m an amomey!-Who's an anome? Dont move. Oh, Bamy Good atemoon, ames Was your stsus? This s vanessa Bloome. m a tioris: trom New York. Where's the plo? He's unconsclous, and so is the copliat. Not good. Does oing Ths s Bco Bumble. We have some late-breaking news trom JFK Arport, where a suspersetul scene is developing. Bamy Benson, tresh trom his Therve dore esough damage. But isnt he yourony hope? Technically, a bee shouldnt be able to y at all. Their wings are too smail Havent we heard this TO oeverone Thats why I want to ge: bees back towarking together. Thats the bee way! Were not made of JelHO. We get behind a fellow. Blsck and chence s sdo whst d do, you copy me win the wings of the pianel Donthave to yell. m not yeling! Were in a lot of trouble. ts very hard to concentrate owsze plaresygdont imow.Helo? Benson, got any towers tor a happy occasioninhere? The Pollen Jocs! They do get behind a tellow.-Biack and ecrearolo insinc Bring the nose down Thinking bee: Thinking bee Thinking bee! -Whatinme woriais on the tanmac?-Get some lights on tha gesa howenea shin. I mesn the glant puisscing fower made of miliors of bees! Pun forward. Nose down. Tsup. Rotate around - This is insane, Bamry worked Dd you see the giane tiower? Whar glant tower? Where? Cf course saw she tiower! Tha: was genius Thank you But were not done yet urs seychalns? Were bees! Keychain! Then folow me: Except Keychain Hold on, Barry Here Youve esrped this. Yeah! m a Pollen Jock! And esa me And 1dont see anicke Somesimes 3jus feel lke a plece of meat had no ides. Bamy tmsomy Have you got a moment? Would Sele ocs! sme to Thank you Bamy That bee s iving my teLes igo Keg Wnen wl his nghamere end?!-Le all go Beautul day roeed p Thats s what i was hinikingabout doing Kenl let Bamy bomow yourszor for his fu HOw o you e the sel of fiames" n ou Are there oher bugs in your Iite? No, but there are other things bugging me in t pee Mintgomery is about out of ldess. We would lke to call Mr. Bary Benson Bee tos hope nat was allrg tm wearinga Ohapsick he This is pane youge ohe of shem! Fine Tal and Sood ldea: You CAn real Yes How gooar ooyou Ive sog Oroerder The venom bees yesrerday when one ap301couse msomy 1 te s? ts notoueR Se dressed, ve p roolng te Ewwe asoystush!-Youre blufing-Am Surts up, dude! Poo waer! That bowl is Not as mucn. Water bug! Not siing sides! Ke e wn ewno o ger tolerate bee-negave nicknames Talke nim out. Hell have na But s justa prance-about sage name! evehave sosee venessa, 1us: wae oses Passdena, Oalitorn sweetheartPTm geming anenas Notan aascolesssee what hils babyll do. Hes what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in wih trafic us g so Trea twee0kwea ve just enough iose ear hair rimmer another bee jokeNoNo esO Wos ohn Travots a plotYes e sa minte There's a bee on that pianem gute emir y or chenge Have a gress atemeont Oan euip order end TEan pet them s এ sep wholspe ould you ke some noney with te ennie Just eave me Youte msomeveryone. Oan we ssoR herem to y-Sure is. Beween you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. Youhave got to szar thincng bee.my endTladrg eet umbers Aright Telke en, evenoody Wraa up gus.i had vinuey no rehessai for het Hmm yes Beeanu Movie script
Being Alone, Bad, and Beer: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fy. s wings are too small to get s ta: le body off the ground. The bee, of course, fles anway oecsuse bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, blsck Yeilowbleck Yelow, bisck Och, blsck and yeiow Lets shake up a e. Bamy! Erealctas: s ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Helo?-Bamy?-Adam?-Can you belleve this is happening?-I cant. r plck you up. Looking sharp
 Use the sairs. Your father pald good money for those Somy m excted. Here's he graduane Were very proud of you, son. Apertect report card, all Bs. Very proud. Ma! Igot hirg goino ereYou got lint on your fuzz Ow! Thats me!-Wave to us! We'll be in row 118.000-Bye Bam 1d you stop eouse!-Hey Adam.-Hey Bamy-s ha tuzz ge?-A Ile Special day graduation. Never thought rd make Three days grade school three days high school. Thcse were awiwsard
 Three days colege. Im gisd Itook a day and hitchhked around the hive You did come back diferent-H, Bamy-Artle, growing a mustsche? Loolks good.-Hear about Frankie YeanYou golng o the funeral?-No, m not going. Everybody knows, sing someone, you die dort wese onasaumel Such S esdguess he could have jus gomen out of the way I love his incorporaing an amusement park Into our day Thats why we dont need vacaions Boy qute a bt of pomp under the
 circumsances-Well Adam, sodey we are men.-We are!- Bee-men-Amen! Hallelujah! Sudents, fscuty disnguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell Welcame New Hve Ot graduating cless of...915. That concludes our ceremonles. And begirs your career at Honex induses W we pick ouro odey i heard ts jus orlentaion. Hesds up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennss inside he ram atall imes Wonder what be ke?- A me scary Welcome to Honex, a
 dvision of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is ! Wow. Wow. We lnow that you, as a bee, have worced your whole te to ge to the point where you can wok for your whole te Honey begins when our vallant Pollen Jocks bring the necar to he hve. Our sopsecres formue is auomeicany color-coegtedscenadjusted and bubble-contoured into this soohing sweet syrup with ts disinctve golden glow you lnow as Honey! That girl wes hot She's my cousin! She is?-Yes
 were all cousins Right Youre right.-A Honex, we consanty sive to improve every aspect of bee exisence. These bees are s7ess-esing a new heime: technology hal do youhink he makes?-Not enough. Here we have our laest sdvancement, me Kreiman.-What doeshet did-Cotphes e saandof oneht hangs ater you pour i Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Kreiman? Of course. Most bee joos are small ones. But bees know hat every small joo, ts done well,
 mears a lot. But chocse caretuly because youl say In the job you plck for the res: of your Ife. The same Job the res: of your lite? Ididnt know that. Whats he derence? You be heopy so know that bees, as aspecles, havent had one day off in 27 million years. So youls: work us so deshwese t Wow The: blew my mind! "Whats he diference? How can you say tha? One job forever? Thats an Insane cholce to have to make. Im relleved. Now we only have to make one decislon In
 e. But, Adam, how could they never have told us tha? Why would you queslon anching? Were bees. Were he mos: pertecty unctioning soclety on Earh. You evethink maybe gs work a Itle too well here? Lke wha? Gve me one examplei dont know. But you lnow wna: m sakngsout Plesse clese she gate Royal Nectar Force on approsch. Wat a second. Oheck out-Hey hose are Pollen Jocks!-Wow. Ive never seen them his close. They know what ts ke outside the hive. Yeah,
 but some dont come back- Hey Jocs!-H, Jocks! You guys did great! Youre morsters! Youre siky freals! I love ! Ilove
 see you wearing . Those ledles? Arent they our cousirs too? Distant. Distsant. Look at these wo.-Oouple of Hlve Hamys. -Lets have tun with them. mus: be dangeros belg s en Jock. Yesh. Once a bear pinned me againsta mushroom! He had a paw on my throa, sndw e oner he was sispaind mel-on mutInever thought rd lknock him out. What were you doing during his? Trying to alert he suthorties. I can aunogreph that. A ie gusy out there todey wesnt , comrades? Yeah.
 Gusty Were hiing a suntiower parch sx miles trom here tonmomow. Sx miles, huh?- Bamy Apudale Jump for us, but maybe youre not up for -Maybe am-Yre not lete gog 9800 at Gae. What do you think, buzboy? Are you bee enough? I might be. all depends on whs o900 mescs He Hnex: Cedosprsed me. You decide what youre interessed in?-Well, here's a lot of cholces But you only get one. Do you ever ge bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell
 you about sming. You grab tha: sick, and you jus move around, and you sraround. You get yourself into a hyhm. s a besuctul thing. You know, Dad, themoe3irs abou maybe the honey fleld jus: isnt right for me. You were hinking of what, maicing balloon animas? Thas ba jop foi apay wn a stingecanet your son's not sure he wants to go Into honey! Bamy, you are so tunny sometimes m not ryng to be tunny Youre not tunny! Youre golng Into honey Our son, he smer!
 Youre gonna be a stmer?-No one's listening to me! Watl you see the s:cks I have. I could say anyhing right now. Im gonna get an ant tamoo! Lets open some honer and celsorate! Maybe ril plerce my thorsx. Shave my antennae. Shack up wth a grasshopper. Get a gold toon sndica evenbody og tmso proudWere sacng work today!- Todays he day Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring smer, tront desk, hair removal.-sits
 avlable?-Hang on. Two let! One of hem's yours! Oongratulations! Step to he side-Whatd you ge?-Picking crud our Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newols? Yes sr dur st day! We are resdy! Maike your cholce. -You want to go firs:?-No, you go. Oh, my. Whats avallableResoom anendsts ooen noc tor hetessign you think-Any chance of geng he Kreiman?-Sure, youre on. Im somy, he Kreiman jus closed out. Wax monkeys aways open. The Kreiman opened up again. What
 happened? A bee dled. Makes an opening. See? He's desd Anoher desd one. Deady. Desdifed. Two more desd. Desd trom the neck up. Dead trom the nedoow Thars e cns is so hard! Hesting, cooling, sunt bee, pourer, smer, humming, Inspector number seven, inopinessipe spevsr mite wrang er Ba whar do you think i should. Bamy? Bamy! All right, weve got he suntiower patch in qusdrant nine Wha: happened to you? Where are you?-m going out Out? Ou
 where? Qut there-Ch, no! I have to, before igo to work for the rest of my Ife Youre gonns dle! Youre crary! Hello? Another call coming in. anyone's fee rae heres orean dell on 83rd that ges their roses today. Hey guys-Look athat-snt ha the kld we saw yeserdayod son gt decks resiceds ocou Were gonna ake him up. Realy? Feeling lucky are you? Sgn here, here. Jus: Intal ha Thank you- OK. You got a rain advisory today and as you all lknow, bees-
 cannot y in rain. So be caretul As aiways, watch your brooms, hockey sicis, dogs, birds, bears and bars Also, Igota couple of repors of root beer being eon us. rpsnahome becsuse of t, babbling ike a clcsda! Thats awtul.-And a reminder tor you rookles, bee ber one, ecsolatenocsing omens All right, sunch posions! Buzz buz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz, buz! Blck and yellow! Hello! You ready for his, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring
 on. Wind, check- Antennae, check- Nectar pack, check -Wings, check. Singer, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladles, lets move t ou! hose penuns you sriped stemsuckers! All of you, drain those fiowers! Wow! m out! I cant belleve m out! So blue e so s 3dee! Bxkewowlowers This s Blue Lesder. We have roses vsual Ering anround 30 degrees and hold. Rcses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringirgaround Sand to the side, lkid. ts got a bt of a
 kick. That s one nectar collector! Ever see polination up close?-No, sir.I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle over here. Maybe a dash over there, a plnchon hatone See a? ts a ie bt of magic. Thats amazing. Why do we do ha? Thats pollen power. More pollen, more oers, mocé nectecimore honey for ds oooE tm pdking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be dalsles. Dont we need those? Oopy hat vsual. Wat. One of these fiowers seems to be on the move. Say again? Youre
 reporing a moving ower? Amimative. That wes on he ine! This is the cooles. What is ?dont know, but m loving this color. t smells good. Not ike owes ute esh, tu Ohemicay Oaretul, gus. ts a Ime grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandybrain, get off there! Poem9sTscouid be bsa Ameve Very ccse Gonna hur. Mama's e boy You are way out of posion, rookle! Ooming in a you ike a missile! Help me! I dont hink these are owers Ehould we tel
 him?-1hink he knows. What is this? Match point! You can sart packing up, hones because youre about o eat ! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the r-Dosomesg mdrving HI, bee.-He's back here! He's going to s:ing me! Nobody move. t you dont move, he wont s ou Reezel ea Spray him 3ranrat We: are you doling?! Wow. the terslon level out here is unbellevable. igoma ge home. Cant ty in rain. Oant y in rain. Oant ty in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going
 down! Ken, could you close he window plesse? Ken, could you close the window plesse? Check out my new resume. I made Into a fold-out brochure you see Eolos out On, po. More humans. I dont need this. What was ha? Maybe this me Thisime. This ime. This ime: Thsgime: This olepes That s disbol
 tak to them. The/re out of ther minds. When I leave a job Inerview, theyre fabbergasted, cant belleve what i say There's the sun. Maybe thats a way out dont remeenper e sun having a big 75 on .1 predicted giobal warming. I could teel geing hoter. At firs: Ithought t was jus:e Wan Stop Eeeaand beck Thess sre wirter boots. War! Dont klll him! You know tm allergc to them! This hing could kil me! Why does his ife have less value than yours? Why does his lite have any less
 value than mine? is that your satement? mJus:saying all ite has value. You dont know what he's capable of teelling. My brochure! There you go, e gy. Imnotscared ofhim s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could putf up. Make t one of your specla sis hocking someone out is asos specis sk Right. Bye, Vanessa Thaniks-Vanessa, nec week? Yogur nigh?-Sure, Ken. You lnovw, whatever.-You could put carob chips on there. Bye-Supposed
 to be less calorles Bye. i goma say somehing. She saved my life. I gota say something All right, here goes Nah. Wha: would I say? could really ge: n ouple s a oeeaw Youtre not supposed to tak so a human. I cant belleve m doing hs. Ive gat to On, I cant do t Oome on! No. Yes Na pottant ow snoud 1siert uke ja? No, thats no gocd. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! HI! m somy-Youre talking.-Yes, I lnow. Youre taking! m so somy No, ts OK. s ine. I know
 m dreaming. But I dont recall going to bed. Wel, m sure this is very disconcerting. This s a bt of a surprise to me. I mean, youtre a bee!
 Same way you did, iguess. Mams, Dada, honey You pick t up Thats very tunny-Yeah. Bees are unny we didnt lsugh, wed cry with what we havea cea w nyw n ger you something?-Lke wha? i dont lnow. I mean.
 lose a couple micrograms-Where?- These sripes dont help. You look great! I dont know if you know anyching about tashlon. Are you all right? No Hes making he de in me cao as he/re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the seps Into the church. The wedd ing is on And he sas aresmaon? thought jou sad Guasemaian. Why would I mamy a watermelon? s thata bee joke? Thats the kind of stuf we do. Yeah, diferent. So, what are you gonna do, Bamy? About work?
 dont know. I want to do my part for the hive, but i cant do he way they want. I know how you feel-You do?-Sure. My parents warted me to be a lawer ordocor putemed o be a fiorist-Really?-My only interes: is fiowers. Our new queen was Jus: elected with that same campsign siogian Aowayoock Terels m bive rightthere See Youre in Sheep Mesdow! Yes! Im right off the Turle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lcsta toe ring there once-Why do girs put rings on their
 oes?-Why not?-s ike puming a hat on your lnee-Maybe rl y hat-You all right, mam?-On, yeah. Fine. Jus: having wo cups of coffee! Anywy ts has been greatierhenis for the cofee. Yesh, ts no trouble. Somy I couldnt tinish .idid, rd be up the res: of my lite. Are you... Can e a plece of with me3 Sure Here hove a crumb.- Thaniks!-Yeah. Alll right. Well, theenIguess ril see you around. Cr not. OK, Bamy And thank you so much again for before. Ch, tha? That wes
 noning. Wel, not nothing. bur Anyway. This cant possbly work. He's all se: to go. We may as wel ty OK, Dave, pullthe chute.-Sounds amazirg-wes amezg wes the scaries:, happiestmoment of my ite. Humars! 1 cant belleve youu were wh humans! Glant, scary humans Ws: were eike geand drsz They ak crsr They eat crazy glant nings. They arve crary- Dohey ty and kill you, lke on TV?-Some of hem. But some of them don-Howd you get back?-Poodle
 You did , and m glsd. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your experlence Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal-Well-We We
 boy She's so nice And she's a oris Ch, no! Youtre dating a human fioris: Were not dating. Youtre ying outs de he hive, taking to hamans hat cik our homes wah power washerss and M-30s! Onereghh asck of dynamite! She saved my ife Andshe undersands me. This is over Es ths Thsne oet What wes tha Treycaa crumb.-wes so singin sripey! And thats not what they eat. Thats what tals off what they es!-You lnow what a Oinnsbon is-No. s bresd and
 cinnaman and tosng They hest t up Stdown y ho-Lsen to me We are not heem: Were us Theres us and mere's mem Yes, but woendenyehead yeaming? There's no ming Stopeaming Lissen to me You have got to strthinng bee, my iend. Thinking pe pee Thking bee Tcing bee: Thincng bee! Thinicing bee! There he s He's in e pool You lnow wha your prooiem is, Bamy goms sat incing bee? How much longer
 will his go on? ts been three days! Why arent you workcing? ve got a lot of big Iite decisions to think about What e? You have no lite! You have o jb. Youre oarey a bee Would t kll you so maikes e honey? Bay, come out. Your fahers siking o you. Marnin, would you tak o him? Br m aing oou Yeu coig 9or eveyog Ase Go ahesd. rl canch up. Dont be too long. Watch this! anessa!- Were s:l here-told you not to yell at him. He doesnt respond to yelling! Then
 why yell a me7 Because you dont sten! m not istening to his. Somy, ve goma go.-Where are you going?-m meeting a tiend. Agir? s mis why yo cat decide? 8e Jus: hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parsde of fowers every year in Passdens? To be in the Tournament of Roses res evetorss dresm
 t's exhausing. Why dont you run everywhere? ts taster Yean, OK, Isee, isee All right, your tum. TIVo. You can jus: treeze lve TV? Thats insane: You dontnave he?WE have Hlvo, but ts a disese. ts a homible, homble disesse. Oh, my Dumb bees! You must want to sing all those jes we nossg s usuy, tsta for us So you have to watch your temper. Very caretuly You klck a wall, take a wak, wrte an angry lemer and throw out. Work hrough ke any emotion: Anger, Jealousy
 lust. On, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah.-Wha: is wrong wih you?!-ts a bug. He's not bothering anybody Get out of here, you creep! What was ha APCNSvecreuer? Yeah, was. How did you know? tet lke about 10 pages. Seventyive is prety much our limt. Youve really got cowo sc ence stacous
 I never heard of him.-Why is his here?-For people. We eat t You dont have enough food of your own?-Well, yes.-How do you get -Bees make - ow wnomales ! And s hard so make ! There's heating. cooling, sming. You need a whole Kreiman hing!-s organic.-ts ouganie: s justnohes Bay s
 botom of this. Im geing to the bomom
 crossed the wong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguans, Ignacio! Where is he honey coming trom? Tell me where! Honey Farms! t comes trom Honey sms Crazy person! What homble hing has happened here? These toces, hey never knew what hit hem. And now heyre on the racd to nownereustkeeps
 blood, crazy suft. Blows your head off! m going to Tacoms And you?-He realy is desd. All right. Uhoh! -What s that?! -Ch, no! - Awiper Triple blsde-Tripie blade? Jump on! ts your only chance, bee! Why does everhing have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people ne tose? Open your ejest Sidkour besd out the wirdow! From NPR Newss in Washington, fm Oarl Kasel But dont kl no more bugs! Bee!-Mocse blood guy!!-You hear something?-Lke wha? Lke
 ny screaming. Tum off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as tar as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this ruck goes s whele there geting t.imean, that hone/s ours. Bees hang :ght.-Were all Jammed in. ts a close community Not us, man We on our own Elery mosau to on
 must meet girs. Mosquto gins y to trade up, get wih a momh, dragontly. Mcsquto gir dont want no mosquto. You got to be kldding me! Mocseblood's soout to jeaue the banding! So long, bee!-Hey, gus! -Mocseblood! i knew d catch yall down here. Did you bring your crazy sraw? We g es siap 83s0el ons0d s prey much pure gro What is mis place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinhesds! Pinhesd.-Oheck out the new smoker.-On, sweet. Thats the
 one you want. The Thomss 30000! Smoker? Ninety puts a minute, sem-sunomaic. Twlce he nicotine, al the ar. A couple breahs of his nocis he rght cut Tee malce he hones, and we make the money They make he honey and we make the money? On, my! Whats going on? Are o GKYea Rooesnt ss ongoyou know oure ace hive wh fake wals? Our queen was moved here We had no cholce. This s your queen? Thats a man in women's clothes! Thats a dreg
 queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey Our honey is being brazenly stolen ona massive scale! This s worse an anyhing bears ove dore nend to do something. Oh, Bamy, stop. Who told you humans are aicing our honey? Thats a rumor. Do these look ke Thats scospe.merhese se coveaus datored phoncs. How did you get mbed up in his? He's been taking to humans. Wha?- Taking to humars?! He has a human giritlend. And they
 make out! Malke out? Bamy! We do not.- You wish you could.- Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonlo. Those crary es keptime up anigt Bamy, this is what you want so do with your life? I want to do for all our Ives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad nsmoer you comig.come so boesiosed your hands were s sming. You couidnt stop. I remember that What right do they have to our honey? We lve on two cups a year. They put t in lip baim for no
 reason whatsoever! Even if ts true, what can one bee do? S:ng them where realy hurs. in the tace! The eye! That would hur-No. Up e nose? Thsts er Theleis only one place you can s:ing the humans,, one place where t maters Hlve at Fve, the hive's only ful-hour actlon newss No more bee oeercstw Bo Bumoje at he anchor desk. Weaher wih Stonm Snger. Spors wish Buzz Larvl. And Jeanete Chung-Good evening. Im Bob Bumble-And m Jeanete Chung. A
 n-county bee, Bamy Benson, Intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packagingg t and profing trom legally! Tomomow night on Bee LamKng. wehaue ee former quueers here in our studlo, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out his week on Hexagon. Tonight were BamBerson Diacuee mska tom e hive, I cant do this? Bees have never been ataid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where m trom, wed
 never sue humans. We were thinking of sckball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporing you In this case, which wl be he aiofhe oee aepuny You know, they have a Lamry King in the human world too. ts a common name. Next week. He lools like you and has and s
 forward, pointy shouiders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. in tennis, you aack a the point of weskness! was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81 Hone her bachands apke oogonna take advantage of tha? Quiet, please. Actusl work going on here.- s that that same bee?-Yes, s! tm he e thes
 busy working. But s our yogurt night! Bye-oye. Why is yogurt night so dificut?! You poor ting. You two have been a:nis for hours! Yes, and Adam here has deens nuehelp-Fros:ing-How many sugars? Just one. I ty not touse the compettion. So why are you helping me? Bees nave ases
 me too. Bent s:ingers, pointess pollination. Bees must hate those take things! Nothing worse han a daffodl thats had work done. Maybe this could make up tortmeo-Ths lawsults a prety big deal.-Iguess. You sure jou warm so go through with i? Am Isure? When im done wigh the
 hear for ourselves ifa honeybee can actualy speak What have we gomen into here, Bamy? ts prey big. snt cant belleve how many humans cont work dunge o Yod mink bllion-doller mutinational food companles have good iawyers? Everybody needs to say behind he baicabe
 New York, Bamry Bee Benson u he Honey Indusry is now in session. Mr. Mongomery, youtre representing the fve food companies collectvely? A priviege M Berson epresening all the bees of the world rm kldaing Yes,You Honor, were ready so proceed. Mr. Mongome your epening
 we lved in the topsurvy worid Mr. Benson imagines, Jus: hink of what would i mean. I would have to negoiate wh the sikwom for the elesic in my brcbes Tecineeeow do we iknow his sn some son of hojographicimolonpicture-capture Holywood wizardry? They od ceus g siserss
 s important to all bees. We invented ! We make . And we protect with our lves. Untonunstely there are some people in this room who think hey can etrom s use wete the Ime gus Inm hoplng thaater ss s aillover youl see how, by king our hone you not onlke everning wena
 own Honeyounon and Honron: Yes, hey provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. 1 tind hat to be a very asuroing term. I dont imagine you employ anypettee-ts do N-coulant near you-No-No. Because jou dont thee bees. You lkeep bees. Not only ,seespu hougint a Dser
 your living room?! Bing Into your couch! Sping out your hrow pilliows! OK, hats enough. Taike him away So, Mr. Sng, thank you for being here. Your name hues e inere ngve 1 heard petore?-was wina band cailed The Pailce Butyouvenever peen a pollice oft scese you? No, 1hsvens
 Sng? Because im teeling a e sung. Sng. Or should i say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! Thats not his real name?! You ldlots! Mr. Liots, frs, belared congrsslesons on Envy Win tor a gues soa: on ER in 2005. Thank you Thank you. Isee tom your resume hat youre deesaanosome wih
 and leam your lines, sir? Warch , Berson! 1 could blow right now! This isnt a goodtela. This is a baatela! Why doesnt someone Jus sep on this creep, nd we con all goeame der In coun!Youe ail thinking Order! Crder, 1say-E - ota, plesse soown! ink was awtuy
 didnt hink you were coming. No, I was Jus: iste. I tried to calL, but.he bamery I didnt want all this so go to wase, so I called Bay Lucklily, he was tree. On, nasu 7ees e leicoud hes: Rup Yeaheatup, sure. whaever S5 ihes youre que a tennis paS moot mach fore gem
 hink I dont see what youtre doing? I know how hard is to find the rightjob. We have hat in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do bse
 ads Remember what Van sald, why is your ife more valusble han mine? Funny, 1Jus: cant seem to recail tha! 1hink somehing snis in here! I love he smell ot owe
 know, I dont even lke honey! I dont eat ! We need to tak! He's jus:a e bee! And he happens to be the nices: bee ve met in a long ime! Long time? Wha: are jou
 apout all zhar, know ts got an atertaste: Uke it Lawas et here was some King of barmier beaween Ken and me. Icoulnt overcome on, well Are vou OK tor
 s to remind them of wha: they dont ike about bees.-You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic? Only to losing. son. Only to losing. Mr. Berson Bee, ril ask you wha:hiic we ke o inow What exactly is your relatlonship to that woman? Were tiends. Good thends
 your real parents! - Oh, Bamy-Yes, hey are! Hold me back! Youtre an legiimate bee, arent you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Dontyall date your cousins?-Ooecson-tmgong tapincushion this guy! Adam, dont! ts wha: he wants: Oh, fm ht!! Oh, lordy, ta
 ts their way!- Adam, sy with me.-I cant eel my legs Whsat angel of mercy will come forwerd to suck he polson trom my heaving bumocis? I willl have order in ns colt Croe Croler plessel The ase of he honeyoees versus he human race took a pointed n
 Ta be bemer off dead. Look a me. They got trom the cafeteris downsairs, In a uns sandwlch. Look, here's a e celery sl on Wha: wes ke to sng someone? Ica xpsin a as ail.. All adrensline and then... and then ecsssy! All right. You 2ink wes all
 doesnt sound so bad. Adam, hey check in, but they dont check out! Oh, my Oould you get a nurse to close hat window?-Why?- The smolke. Bees dont smoke Rghd Bees aotsmge Bees dontsmolke! But some bees are smolking. Thats : Thats our case
 your team? Well, Your Honor, ts interesing. Bees are rained to y haphazanrdly, and as a resut we dont make very good ime. I actualy heard a tunny story about.YourHonorevese cous bugs taken up enough of ns courts valusble ime? How mucn songer wil weesow nese absurd she
 Flayman, m atald im going so have to consider Mr. Montgomerys motion. But you cant! We have a temitic case. Where is your proof? Where is he evidence? Show mehe sman oour Honor! You want a smoicing gun? Here is your smoking gun. het sha? s a bee smolker: What, n
 be forcibly addicted to smolke machines and man-made wooden siat work camps? Lving out our lves as honey siaves to the white man?-What are we gonns do?-Hes playindhe soeces co Ladles and gentlemen, plesse tee these bees! Free he bees! Freehe pees Rree he bees! Free he bee
 Now we wont have to work so hard all the ime. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. Youll regre his. Bamy, how much honey s out there? Agh Cre aasne Besoare you wearing? My swester is Ralph Lauren, and ihave no osints Whs:Monggomery's right?-W
 bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that wes ours o begin with, every las: drop. We demand an end to the gloriticaion of the bear as anyhing more than a h smel beooressskmachipe.Were all aware of what they da in the woods Wa en sne
 and l-deeda human tea-ime snack gamishments Cant breathe. Ering in, boys! Hold right there! Good. Tap Mr. Buzzwell, we jus passed ree cups, and there's galors more og we need so shut down-Shudown? Weve never shudodwn ugownhoney production! Stop
 how much honey was out there. Oh, yean? Whats going on? Where is everybody?-Are hey out celebraing?- Theyre home. They dont know what to do. Laying out, sleeping nhearo Uncea was on his way to San Antonlo wih a arickes A:less: e oo oue honeybeck Someimes 1hine
 now. Now I cant. I dont understand why the/re not happy I thought their lves would be bemer! The/re doing nothing. ts amazing. Honey realily changes people. You dont have any des whsts go g on, do you?-Wha: oid you want to show me?-This Ws nepered here? Trist is not the hat
 make honey would atect all these hings. s nous: iowers. Fruts, vegetables, they all need bees Thats our whole SAT test right here Talke away produce, that afects the entire animal hg Acid hen of course.. The humsnsoecles? So tarere's ino moe oounation, # could all just gal
 going. Ihad so open my mouth and tak. Vanessa? Vanesss? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the inal Toumament of Rcses parsde in Pessdens. Theyve moved ohs weekendSecuse s the iowers are dyg ts he last chance
 Yes hey are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. Thats why this is the lest parsde. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to siow down? Oould you siow down? Bamy! OK, Imade a huge misake TS sester alime fa Yeskng ofs veuedte s waned to he pyou with he
 right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, piant and iower bud in this park. All we gotts do s get wha:the/ve got back here wth what we've got-Bees-Pek en es-Recoriation Aaosshe aonroumers
 hslde, we jus: plck the right fioat How about The Princess and he Pes? I could be the princess, and you Could be the pea: Yes, Igot -Where should I s-What are you7-1Delleve r oS unge
 sopping us. Stop! Security-You and your irsect pack your ioa?-Yes. Has been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your singer-s part of
 New York. loolks ke well experience a couple hours delay Bamy, these are cut iowers wih no water. Theyil never make t.1goa get up there and tak to them. Be caretul. Oan Iget hea
 passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bioome in 24B plesse report to the cockpit? And please humy! Wha: happened here? There was a Dus:Buster, a toupee, aere
 anyone onbosrd have fght exxperlence? As a maner of tact, here is-Whos tha?-Bamy Berson. From the honey ia?! On, great. Vanessa, his is nothing more than a big meal bee posoiros nge es
 legal victory Thats Bamy!s amempting to land a plane, losded with people fiowers and an incapactated ight crew. Flowers?! We have a siom in the area and two indvidusis he con wn ssoeo
 a mililionimes? The surtsce area of the wings and body mass make no sense-Get nis on the air! Got Sand by-Were going lve. The way we work may be a mystery o Maiing bonees a ooees clolng a lo of small jobs But etime tell you about a smaleo ou doweT
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 cos chWel snt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorsble Judge Bumbleson presiding. All right. Cese number 4475, Superior Oourt of
 emen of re eny my grandmomher was a simple woman. Bon on a tarm, she belleved was man's dvine right o benet trom the bounty of nature God put betore us
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 ve rave yet another example of bee cuture casualty stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-sbout stage name. Oh, plesse. Have you ever been stung. Mr.
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Hmm yes Beeanu Movie script

Hmm yes Beeanu Movie script

Being Alone, Bad, and Beer: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fy. s wings are too small to get s ta: le body off the ground. The bee, of course, fles anway oecsuse bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, blsck Yeilowbleck Yelow, bisck Och, blsck and yeiow Lets shake up a e. Bamy! Erealctas: s ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Helo?-Bamy?-Adam?-Can you belleve this is happening?-I cant. r plck you up. Looking sharp Use the sairs. Your father pald good money for those Somy m excted. Here's he graduane Were very proud of you, son. Apertect report card, all Bs. Very proud. Ma! Igot hirg goino ereYou got lint on your fuzz Ow! Thats me!-Wave to us! We'll be in row 118.000-Bye Bam 1d you stop eouse!-Hey Adam.-Hey Bamy-s ha tuzz ge?-A Ile Special day graduation. Never thought rd make Three days grade school three days high school. Thcse were awiwsard Three days colege. Im gisd Itook a day and hitchhked around the hive You did come back diferent-H, Bamy-Artle, growing a mustsche? Loolks good.-Hear about Frankie YeanYou golng o the funeral?-No, m not going. Everybody knows, sing someone, you die dort wese onasaumel Such S esdguess he could have jus gomen out of the way I love his incorporaing an amusement park Into our day Thats why we dont need vacaions Boy qute a bt of pomp under the circumsances-Well Adam, sodey we are men.-We are!- Bee-men-Amen! Hallelujah! Sudents, fscuty disnguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell Welcame New Hve Ot graduating cless of...915. That concludes our ceremonles. And begirs your career at Honex induses W we pick ouro odey i heard ts jus orlentaion. Hesds up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennss inside he ram atall imes Wonder what be ke?- A me scary Welcome to Honex, a dvision of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is ! Wow. Wow. We lnow that you, as a bee, have worced your whole te to ge to the point where you can wok for your whole te Honey begins when our vallant Pollen Jocks bring the necar to he hve. Our sopsecres formue is auomeicany color-coegtedscenadjusted and bubble-contoured into this soohing sweet syrup with ts disinctve golden glow you lnow as Honey! That girl wes hot She's my cousin! She is?-Yes were all cousins Right Youre right.-A Honex, we consanty sive to improve every aspect of bee exisence. These bees are s7ess-esing a new heime: technology hal do youhink he makes?-Not enough. Here we have our laest sdvancement, me Kreiman.-What doeshet did-Cotphes e saandof oneht hangs ater you pour i Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Kreiman? Of course. Most bee joos are small ones. But bees know hat every small joo, ts done well, mears a lot. But chocse caretuly because youl say In the job you plck for the res: of your Ife. The same Job the res: of your lite? Ididnt know that. Whats he derence? You be heopy so know that bees, as aspecles, havent had one day off in 27 million years. So youls: work us so deshwese t Wow The: blew my mind! "Whats he diference? How can you say tha? One job forever? Thats an Insane cholce to have to make. Im relleved. Now we only have to make one decislon In e. But, Adam, how could they never have told us tha? Why would you queslon anching? Were bees. Were he mos: pertecty unctioning soclety on Earh. You evethink maybe gs work a Itle too well here? Lke wha? Gve me one examplei dont know. But you lnow wna: m sakngsout Plesse clese she gate Royal Nectar Force on approsch. Wat a second. Oheck out-Hey hose are Pollen Jocks!-Wow. Ive never seen them his close. They know what ts ke outside the hive. Yeah, but some dont come back- Hey Jocs!-H, Jocks! You guys did great! Youre morsters! Youre siky freals! I love ! Ilove see you wearing . Those ledles? Arent they our cousirs too? Distant. Distsant. Look at these wo.-Oouple of Hlve Hamys. -Lets have tun with them. mus: be dangeros belg s en Jock. Yesh. Once a bear pinned me againsta mushroom! He had a paw on my throa, sndw e oner he was sispaind mel-on mutInever thought rd lknock him out. What were you doing during his? Trying to alert he suthorties. I can aunogreph that. A ie gusy out there todey wesnt , comrades? Yeah. Gusty Were hiing a suntiower parch sx miles trom here tonmomow. Sx miles, huh?- Bamy Apudale Jump for us, but maybe youre not up for -Maybe am-Yre not lete gog 9800 at Gae. What do you think, buzboy? Are you bee enough? I might be. all depends on whs o900 mescs He Hnex: Cedosprsed me. You decide what youre interessed in?-Well, here's a lot of cholces But you only get one. Do you ever ge bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about sming. You grab tha: sick, and you jus move around, and you sraround. You get yourself into a hyhm. s a besuctul thing. You know, Dad, themoe3irs abou maybe the honey fleld jus: isnt right for me. You were hinking of what, maicing balloon animas? Thas ba jop foi apay wn a stingecanet your son's not sure he wants to go Into honey! Bamy, you are so tunny sometimes m not ryng to be tunny Youre not tunny! Youre golng Into honey Our son, he smer! Youre gonna be a stmer?-No one's listening to me! Watl you see the s:cks I have. I could say anyhing right now. Im gonna get an ant tamoo! Lets open some honer and celsorate! Maybe ril plerce my thorsx. Shave my antennae. Shack up wth a grasshopper. Get a gold toon sndica evenbody og tmso proudWere sacng work today!- Todays he day Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring smer, tront desk, hair removal.-sits avlable?-Hang on. Two let! One of hem's yours! Oongratulations! Step to he side-Whatd you ge?-Picking crud our Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newols? Yes sr dur st day! We are resdy! Maike your cholce. -You want to go firs:?-No, you go. Oh, my. Whats avallableResoom anendsts ooen noc tor hetessign you think-Any chance of geng he Kreiman?-Sure, youre on. Im somy, he Kreiman jus closed out. Wax monkeys aways open. The Kreiman opened up again. What happened? A bee dled. Makes an opening. See? He's desd Anoher desd one. Deady. Desdifed. Two more desd. Desd trom the neck up. Dead trom the nedoow Thars e cns is so hard! Hesting, cooling, sunt bee, pourer, smer, humming, Inspector number seven, inopinessipe spevsr mite wrang er Ba whar do you think i should. Bamy? Bamy! All right, weve got he suntiower patch in qusdrant nine Wha: happened to you? Where are you?-m going out Out? Ou where? Qut there-Ch, no! I have to, before igo to work for the rest of my Ife Youre gonns dle! Youre crary! Hello? Another call coming in. anyone's fee rae heres orean dell on 83rd that ges their roses today. Hey guys-Look athat-snt ha the kld we saw yeserdayod son gt decks resiceds ocou Were gonna ake him up. Realy? Feeling lucky are you? Sgn here, here. Jus: Intal ha Thank you- OK. You got a rain advisory today and as you all lknow, bees- cannot y in rain. So be caretul As aiways, watch your brooms, hockey sicis, dogs, birds, bears and bars Also, Igota couple of repors of root beer being eon us. rpsnahome becsuse of t, babbling ike a clcsda! Thats awtul.-And a reminder tor you rookles, bee ber one, ecsolatenocsing omens All right, sunch posions! Buzz buz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz, buz! Blck and yellow! Hello! You ready for his, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring on. Wind, check- Antennae, check- Nectar pack, check -Wings, check. Singer, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladles, lets move t ou! hose penuns you sriped stemsuckers! All of you, drain those fiowers! Wow! m out! I cant belleve m out! So blue e so s 3dee! Bxkewowlowers This s Blue Lesder. We have roses vsual Ering anround 30 degrees and hold. Rcses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringirgaround Sand to the side, lkid. ts got a bt of a kick. That s one nectar collector! Ever see polination up close?-No, sir.I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle over here. Maybe a dash over there, a plnchon hatone See a? ts a ie bt of magic. Thats amazing. Why do we do ha? Thats pollen power. More pollen, more oers, mocé nectecimore honey for ds oooE tm pdking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be dalsles. Dont we need those? Oopy hat vsual. Wat. One of these fiowers seems to be on the move. Say again? Youre reporing a moving ower? Amimative. That wes on he ine! This is the cooles. What is ?dont know, but m loving this color. t smells good. Not ike owes ute esh, tu Ohemicay Oaretul, gus. ts a Ime grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandybrain, get off there! Poem9sTscouid be bsa Ameve Very ccse Gonna hur. Mama's e boy You are way out of posion, rookle! Ooming in a you ike a missile! Help me! I dont hink these are owers Ehould we tel him?-1hink he knows. What is this? Match point! You can sart packing up, hones because youre about o eat ! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the r-Dosomesg mdrving HI, bee.-He's back here! He's going to s:ing me! Nobody move. t you dont move, he wont s ou Reezel ea Spray him 3ranrat We: are you doling?! Wow. the terslon level out here is unbellevable. igoma ge home. Cant ty in rain. Oant y in rain. Oant ty in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close he window plesse? Ken, could you close the window plesse? Check out my new resume. I made Into a fold-out brochure you see Eolos out On, po. More humans. I dont need this. What was ha? Maybe this me Thisime. This ime. This ime: Thsgime: This olepes That s disbol tak to them. The/re out of ther minds. When I leave a job Inerview, theyre fabbergasted, cant belleve what i say There's the sun. Maybe thats a way out dont remeenper e sun having a big 75 on .1 predicted giobal warming. I could teel geing hoter. At firs: Ithought t was jus:e Wan Stop Eeeaand beck Thess sre wirter boots. War! Dont klll him! You know tm allergc to them! This hing could kil me! Why does his ife have less value than yours? Why does his lite have any less value than mine? is that your satement? mJus:saying all ite has value. You dont know what he's capable of teelling. My brochure! There you go, e gy. Imnotscared ofhim s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could putf up. Make t one of your specla sis hocking someone out is asos specis sk Right. Bye, Vanessa Thaniks-Vanessa, nec week? Yogur nigh?-Sure, Ken. You lnovw, whatever.-You could put carob chips on there. Bye-Supposed to be less calorles Bye. i goma say somehing. She saved my life. I gota say something All right, here goes Nah. Wha: would I say? could really ge: n ouple s a oeeaw Youtre not supposed to tak so a human. I cant belleve m doing hs. Ive gat to On, I cant do t Oome on! No. Yes Na pottant ow snoud 1siert uke ja? No, thats no gocd. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! HI! m somy-Youre talking.-Yes, I lnow. Youre taking! m so somy No, ts OK. s ine. I know m dreaming. But I dont recall going to bed. Wel, m sure this is very disconcerting. This s a bt of a surprise to me. I mean, youtre a bee! Same way you did, iguess. Mams, Dada, honey You pick t up Thats very tunny-Yeah. Bees are unny we didnt lsugh, wed cry with what we havea cea w nyw n ger you something?-Lke wha? i dont lnow. I mean. lose a couple micrograms-Where?- These sripes dont help. You look great! I dont know if you know anyching about tashlon. Are you all right? No Hes making he de in me cao as he/re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the seps Into the church. The wedd ing is on And he sas aresmaon? thought jou sad Guasemaian. Why would I mamy a watermelon? s thata bee joke? Thats the kind of stuf we do. Yeah, diferent. So, what are you gonna do, Bamy? About work? dont know. I want to do my part for the hive, but i cant do he way they want. I know how you feel-You do?-Sure. My parents warted me to be a lawer ordocor putemed o be a fiorist-Really?-My only interes: is fiowers. Our new queen was Jus: elected with that same campsign siogian Aowayoock Terels m bive rightthere See Youre in Sheep Mesdow! Yes! Im right off the Turle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lcsta toe ring there once-Why do girs put rings on their oes?-Why not?-s ike puming a hat on your lnee-Maybe rl y hat-You all right, mam?-On, yeah. Fine. Jus: having wo cups of coffee! Anywy ts has been greatierhenis for the cofee. Yesh, ts no trouble. Somy I couldnt tinish .idid, rd be up the res: of my lite. Are you... Can e a plece of with me3 Sure Here hove a crumb.- Thaniks!-Yeah. Alll right. Well, theenIguess ril see you around. Cr not. OK, Bamy And thank you so much again for before. Ch, tha? That wes noning. Wel, not nothing. bur Anyway. This cant possbly work. He's all se: to go. We may as wel ty OK, Dave, pullthe chute.-Sounds amazirg-wes amezg wes the scaries:, happiestmoment of my ite. Humars! 1 cant belleve youu were wh humans! Glant, scary humans Ws: were eike geand drsz They ak crsr They eat crazy glant nings. They arve crary- Dohey ty and kill you, lke on TV?-Some of hem. But some of them don-Howd you get back?-Poodle You did , and m glsd. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your experlence Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal-Well-We We boy She's so nice And she's a oris Ch, no! Youtre dating a human fioris: Were not dating. Youtre ying outs de he hive, taking to hamans hat cik our homes wah power washerss and M-30s! Onereghh asck of dynamite! She saved my ife Andshe undersands me. This is over Es ths Thsne oet What wes tha Treycaa crumb.-wes so singin sripey! And thats not what they eat. Thats what tals off what they es!-You lnow what a Oinnsbon is-No. s bresd and cinnaman and tosng They hest t up Stdown y ho-Lsen to me We are not heem: Were us Theres us and mere's mem Yes, but woendenyehead yeaming? There's no ming Stopeaming Lissen to me You have got to strthinng bee, my iend. Thinking pe pee Thking bee Tcing bee: Thincng bee! Thinicing bee! There he s He's in e pool You lnow wha your prooiem is, Bamy goms sat incing bee? How much longer will his go on? ts been three days! Why arent you workcing? ve got a lot of big Iite decisions to think about What e? You have no lite! You have o jb. Youre oarey a bee Would t kll you so maikes e honey? Bay, come out. Your fahers siking o you. Marnin, would you tak o him? Br m aing oou Yeu coig 9or eveyog Ase Go ahesd. rl canch up. Dont be too long. Watch this! anessa!- Were s:l here-told you not to yell at him. He doesnt respond to yelling! Then why yell a me7 Because you dont sten! m not istening to his. Somy, ve goma go.-Where are you going?-m meeting a tiend. Agir? s mis why yo cat decide? 8e Jus: hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parsde of fowers every year in Passdens? To be in the Tournament of Roses res evetorss dresm t's exhausing. Why dont you run everywhere? ts taster Yean, OK, Isee, isee All right, your tum. TIVo. You can jus: treeze lve TV? Thats insane: You dontnave he?WE have Hlvo, but ts a disese. ts a homible, homble disesse. Oh, my Dumb bees! You must want to sing all those jes we nossg s usuy, tsta for us So you have to watch your temper. Very caretuly You klck a wall, take a wak, wrte an angry lemer and throw out. Work hrough ke any emotion: Anger, Jealousy lust. On, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah.-Wha: is wrong wih you?!-ts a bug. He's not bothering anybody Get out of here, you creep! What was ha APCNSvecreuer? Yeah, was. How did you know? tet lke about 10 pages. Seventyive is prety much our limt. Youve really got cowo sc ence stacous I never heard of him.-Why is his here?-For people. We eat t You dont have enough food of your own?-Well, yes.-How do you get -Bees make - ow wnomales ! And s hard so make ! There's heating. cooling, sming. You need a whole Kreiman hing!-s organic.-ts ouganie: s justnohes Bay s botom of this. Im geing to the bomom crossed the wong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguans, Ignacio! Where is he honey coming trom? Tell me where! Honey Farms! t comes trom Honey sms Crazy person! What homble hing has happened here? These toces, hey never knew what hit hem. And now heyre on the racd to nownereustkeeps blood, crazy suft. Blows your head off! m going to Tacoms And you?-He realy is desd. All right. Uhoh! -What s that?! -Ch, no! - Awiper Triple blsde-Tripie blade? Jump on! ts your only chance, bee! Why does everhing have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people ne tose? Open your ejest Sidkour besd out the wirdow! From NPR Newss in Washington, fm Oarl Kasel But dont kl no more bugs! Bee!-Mocse blood guy!!-You hear something?-Lke wha? Lke ny screaming. Tum off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as tar as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this ruck goes s whele there geting t.imean, that hone/s ours. Bees hang :ght.-Were all Jammed in. ts a close community Not us, man We on our own Elery mosau to on must meet girs. Mosquto gins y to trade up, get wih a momh, dragontly. Mcsquto gir dont want no mosquto. You got to be kldding me! Mocseblood's soout to jeaue the banding! So long, bee!-Hey, gus! -Mocseblood! i knew d catch yall down here. Did you bring your crazy sraw? We g es siap 83s0el ons0d s prey much pure gro What is mis place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinhesds! Pinhesd.-Oheck out the new smoker.-On, sweet. Thats the one you want. The Thomss 30000! Smoker? Ninety puts a minute, sem-sunomaic. Twlce he nicotine, al the ar. A couple breahs of his nocis he rght cut Tee malce he hones, and we make the money They make he honey and we make the money? On, my! Whats going on? Are o GKYea Rooesnt ss ongoyou know oure ace hive wh fake wals? Our queen was moved here We had no cholce. This s your queen? Thats a man in women's clothes! Thats a dreg queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey Our honey is being brazenly stolen ona massive scale! This s worse an anyhing bears ove dore nend to do something. Oh, Bamy, stop. Who told you humans are aicing our honey? Thats a rumor. Do these look ke Thats scospe.merhese se coveaus datored phoncs. How did you get mbed up in his? He's been taking to humans. Wha?- Taking to humars?! He has a human giritlend. And they make out! Malke out? Bamy! We do not.- You wish you could.- Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonlo. Those crary es keptime up anigt Bamy, this is what you want so do with your life? I want to do for all our Ives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad nsmoer you comig.come so boesiosed your hands were s sming. You couidnt stop. I remember that What right do they have to our honey? We lve on two cups a year. They put t in lip baim for no reason whatsoever! Even if ts true, what can one bee do? S:ng them where realy hurs. in the tace! The eye! That would hur-No. Up e nose? Thsts er Theleis only one place you can s:ing the humans,, one place where t maters Hlve at Fve, the hive's only ful-hour actlon newss No more bee oeercstw Bo Bumoje at he anchor desk. Weaher wih Stonm Snger. Spors wish Buzz Larvl. And Jeanete Chung-Good evening. Im Bob Bumble-And m Jeanete Chung. A n-county bee, Bamy Benson, Intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packagingg t and profing trom legally! Tomomow night on Bee LamKng. wehaue ee former quueers here in our studlo, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out his week on Hexagon. Tonight were BamBerson Diacuee mska tom e hive, I cant do this? Bees have never been ataid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where m trom, wed never sue humans. We were thinking of sckball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporing you In this case, which wl be he aiofhe oee aepuny You know, they have a Lamry King in the human world too. ts a common name. Next week. He lools like you and has and s forward, pointy shouiders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. in tennis, you aack a the point of weskness! was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81 Hone her bachands apke oogonna take advantage of tha? Quiet, please. Actusl work going on here.- s that that same bee?-Yes, s! tm he e thes busy working. But s our yogurt night! Bye-oye. Why is yogurt night so dificut?! You poor ting. You two have been a:nis for hours! Yes, and Adam here has deens nuehelp-Fros:ing-How many sugars? Just one. I ty not touse the compettion. So why are you helping me? Bees nave ases me too. Bent s:ingers, pointess pollination. Bees must hate those take things! Nothing worse han a daffodl thats had work done. Maybe this could make up tortmeo-Ths lawsults a prety big deal.-Iguess. You sure jou warm so go through with i? Am Isure? When im done wigh the hear for ourselves ifa honeybee can actualy speak What have we gomen into here, Bamy? ts prey big. snt cant belleve how many humans cont work dunge o Yod mink bllion-doller mutinational food companles have good iawyers? Everybody needs to say behind he baicabe New York, Bamry Bee Benson u he Honey Indusry is now in session. Mr. Mongomery, youtre representing the fve food companies collectvely? A priviege M Berson epresening all the bees of the world rm kldaing Yes,You Honor, were ready so proceed. Mr. Mongome your epening we lved in the topsurvy worid Mr. Benson imagines, Jus: hink of what would i mean. I would have to negoiate wh the sikwom for the elesic in my brcbes Tecineeeow do we iknow his sn some son of hojographicimolonpicture-capture Holywood wizardry? They od ceus g siserss s important to all bees. We invented ! We make . And we protect with our lves. Untonunstely there are some people in this room who think hey can etrom s use wete the Ime gus Inm hoplng thaater ss s aillover youl see how, by king our hone you not onlke everning wena own Honeyounon and Honron: Yes, hey provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. 1 tind hat to be a very asuroing term. I dont imagine you employ anypettee-ts do N-coulant near you-No-No. Because jou dont thee bees. You lkeep bees. Not only ,seespu hougint a Dser your living room?! Bing Into your couch! Sping out your hrow pilliows! OK, hats enough. Taike him away So, Mr. Sng, thank you for being here. Your name hues e inere ngve 1 heard petore?-was wina band cailed The Pailce Butyouvenever peen a pollice oft scese you? No, 1hsvens Sng? Because im teeling a e sung. Sng. Or should i say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! Thats not his real name?! You ldlots! Mr. Liots, frs, belared congrsslesons on Envy Win tor a gues soa: on ER in 2005. Thank you Thank you. Isee tom your resume hat youre deesaanosome wih and leam your lines, sir? Warch , Berson! 1 could blow right now! This isnt a goodtela. This is a baatela! Why doesnt someone Jus sep on this creep, nd we con all goeame der In coun!Youe ail thinking Order! Crder, 1say-E - ota, plesse soown! ink was awtuy didnt hink you were coming. No, I was Jus: iste. I tried to calL, but.he bamery I didnt want all this so go to wase, so I called Bay Lucklily, he was tree. On, nasu 7ees e leicoud hes: Rup Yeaheatup, sure. whaever S5 ihes youre que a tennis paS moot mach fore gem hink I dont see what youtre doing? I know how hard is to find the rightjob. We have hat in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do bse ads Remember what Van sald, why is your ife more valusble han mine? Funny, 1Jus: cant seem to recail tha! 1hink somehing snis in here! I love he smell ot owe know, I dont even lke honey! I dont eat ! We need to tak! He's jus:a e bee! And he happens to be the nices: bee ve met in a long ime! Long time? Wha: are jou apout all zhar, know ts got an atertaste: Uke it Lawas et here was some King of barmier beaween Ken and me. Icoulnt overcome on, well Are vou OK tor s to remind them of wha: they dont ike about bees.-You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic? Only to losing. son. Only to losing. Mr. Berson Bee, ril ask you wha:hiic we ke o inow What exactly is your relatlonship to that woman? Were tiends. Good thends your real parents! - Oh, Bamy-Yes, hey are! Hold me back! Youtre an legiimate bee, arent you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Dontyall date your cousins?-Ooecson-tmgong tapincushion this guy! Adam, dont! ts wha: he wants: Oh, fm ht!! Oh, lordy, ta ts their way!- Adam, sy with me.-I cant eel my legs Whsat angel of mercy will come forwerd to suck he polson trom my heaving bumocis? I willl have order in ns colt Croe Croler plessel The ase of he honeyoees versus he human race took a pointed n Ta be bemer off dead. Look a me. They got trom the cafeteris downsairs, In a uns sandwlch. Look, here's a e celery sl on Wha: wes ke to sng someone? Ica xpsin a as ail.. All adrensline and then... and then ecsssy! All right. You 2ink wes all doesnt sound so bad. Adam, hey check in, but they dont check out! Oh, my Oould you get a nurse to close hat window?-Why?- The smolke. Bees dont smoke Rghd Bees aotsmge Bees dontsmolke! But some bees are smolking. Thats : Thats our case your team? Well, Your Honor, ts interesing. Bees are rained to y haphazanrdly, and as a resut we dont make very good ime. I actualy heard a tunny story about.YourHonorevese cous bugs taken up enough of ns courts valusble ime? How mucn songer wil weesow nese absurd she Flayman, m atald im going so have to consider Mr. Montgomerys motion. But you cant! We have a temitic case. Where is your proof? Where is he evidence? Show mehe sman oour Honor! You want a smoicing gun? Here is your smoking gun. het sha? s a bee smolker: What, n be forcibly addicted to smolke machines and man-made wooden siat work camps? Lving out our lves as honey siaves to the white man?-What are we gonns do?-Hes playindhe soeces co Ladles and gentlemen, plesse tee these bees! Free he bees! Freehe pees Rree he bees! Free he bee Now we wont have to work so hard all the ime. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. Youll regre his. Bamy, how much honey s out there? Agh Cre aasne Besoare you wearing? My swester is Ralph Lauren, and ihave no osints Whs:Monggomery's right?-W bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that wes ours o begin with, every las: drop. We demand an end to the gloriticaion of the bear as anyhing more than a h smel beooressskmachipe.Were all aware of what they da in the woods Wa en sne and l-deeda human tea-ime snack gamishments Cant breathe. Ering in, boys! Hold right there! Good. Tap Mr. Buzzwell, we jus passed ree cups, and there's galors more og we need so shut down-Shudown? Weve never shudodwn ugownhoney production! Stop how much honey was out there. Oh, yean? Whats going on? Where is everybody?-Are hey out celebraing?- Theyre home. They dont know what to do. Laying out, sleeping nhearo Uncea was on his way to San Antonlo wih a arickes A:less: e oo oue honeybeck Someimes 1hine now. Now I cant. I dont understand why the/re not happy I thought their lves would be bemer! The/re doing nothing. ts amazing. Honey realily changes people. You dont have any des whsts go g on, do you?-Wha: oid you want to show me?-This Ws nepered here? Trist is not the hat make honey would atect all these hings. s nous: iowers. Fruts, vegetables, they all need bees Thats our whole SAT test right here Talke away produce, that afects the entire animal hg Acid hen of course.. The humsnsoecles? So tarere's ino moe oounation, # could all just gal going. Ihad so open my mouth and tak. Vanessa? Vanesss? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the inal Toumament of Rcses parsde in Pessdens. Theyve moved ohs weekendSecuse s the iowers are dyg ts he last chance Yes hey are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. Thats why this is the lest parsde. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to siow down? Oould you siow down? Bamy! OK, Imade a huge misake TS sester alime fa Yeskng ofs veuedte s waned to he pyou with he right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, piant and iower bud in this park. All we gotts do s get wha:the/ve got back here wth what we've got-Bees-Pek en es-Recoriation Aaosshe aonroumers hslde, we jus: plck the right fioat How about The Princess and he Pes? I could be the princess, and you Could be the pea: Yes, Igot -Where should I s-What are you7-1Delleve r oS unge sopping us. Stop! Security-You and your irsect pack your ioa?-Yes. Has been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your singer-s part of New York. loolks ke well experience a couple hours delay Bamy, these are cut iowers wih no water. Theyil never make t.1goa get up there and tak to them. Be caretul. Oan Iget hea passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bioome in 24B plesse report to the cockpit? And please humy! Wha: happened here? There was a Dus:Buster, a toupee, aere anyone onbosrd have fght exxperlence? As a maner of tact, here is-Whos tha?-Bamy Berson. From the honey ia?! On, great. Vanessa, his is nothing more than a big meal bee posoiros nge es legal victory Thats Bamy!s amempting to land a plane, losded with people fiowers and an incapactated ight crew. Flowers?! We have a siom in the area and two indvidusis he con wn ssoeo a mililionimes? The surtsce area of the wings and body mass make no sense-Get nis on the air! Got Sand by-Were going lve. The way we work may be a mystery o Maiing bonees a ooees clolng a lo of small jobs But etime tell you about a smaleo ou doweT yellow!-Helo! Let, right down, hover.-Hover?-Forget hover. This isnt so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Bamy, what happened?! Wat, 1think we were on aunopliot the wnole sme-Tote e ceen helpn me w were notl Soars out i cannot fy a pian ofyouess pebeind wh that panicky sone in your volce! ts not a tone. m panicking! I cant do this! Vanessa, pull yourself togeher. You have to snap out of i: You snap out of t. You snap aut of it-You snaso You snso oitof -Yonap our of it-You shap out of it!-You sga 0u of You snep outo yellow.-Hello. All right, lets drop this tin can on the blscidop. Where? I cant see anyhing. Oan you? No, nothing. s all cloudy Oome on. You got to nink bee, Bam Thirksg pee-Terc Toinking peet Tanigg ce anking bee! Wata minute. I think teeng somesning-W Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!-Vanessa, alm tor the flower OK. Outhe engnes. Were going in on bee power. Resdy, boys? Amative! Good. Good Ess, now Thats a Laon tiower ResdyPal tesersel so around! -Nat tha: flower Tee coner one: Walch one-The - This's the only way I know how to fy. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is his plane ying in an insectke paem? Get your nose In there. Dont be atrald. Smell aull reverse Jist drop Be sge orme cemer Now drop it int opn, woman! Oome gassresdy Bamy swe did You deu Lisen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last polen trom he las: tiowers avalable anywhere on Earh. That means this is our les chance. Were the only cnes who msce hoeepoe ers ard oress e swere gonns seve as a spegiess s our momere ado ous s a pertect tt. All goma do are he sleeves. On, yeah. Thars our Bamy Mom! The bees are back! anybody needs to maike a call, now's the ime got afeeing wes e working e toraot you excuse me? My mosquto associste wll help you. Somy m late. He's a lawyer too? I was airesdy a blocd-sucking parsse All Ineeded was a brletcase Have e great eemoon Be a lifeime. sJust a status symbol. Bees make too much of Perhaps. Unless youre wearing and the ladles wonder wherehey were.-dont nw. Therd/splanned. Outside he hve, fying who knows where, doing who knows what. You canjust decloe o be a Posen uock You rave to be pred for the Right Look. Thats more pollen than you and 1 will see i No wonder we shouldnt kind of stut. s tertssic ts got all my special skls, even my sop-ten tavorte movies. Whats number one? Sar Wars? Nan, I dont go for that And m norsupooseo to Sepng hs, but they were all ng to klil me. And if t wasnt for you...I nad to thank you. ts jushow I was raised. Thac was a tewerd I dont lnow. Ootfee? idont want so put you outs no ouble caing wh a beeYesh. m taking to a bee And the bee s taking to me! IJus: want to say m gratetul. leave now -Wat! How did you leam to do tha?-Wha? The taking thing. st cottee-ihate to impose Dont be ridiculous!-Actualy, I would love a cup. Hey you want rum calke?-Ishouldnt-Have some-No, I cant-Oome on! m tying to am. kes wo nnuces eane You did? Wss she Bee-sh?-A wasp?! Your parents will ki you!-No, no, no, nptawesp.-Spider?- Im not atracted to spiderskow shebones: nng wn the e p legs and all. I cant ge: by ha tace. So who is she? she's human No, no. Thats a bee law. You wouldnt break a bee law.-Her name's Vanessa.- Oh, p on a foat sumounded by owers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in ahletic events? No. All right, Ive got one. How come you dontty everywhere? csian Vogue-r bet. Wha: in the name of Mighty Hercules is his? How did this get here? Cune Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Lios Priate Selec?-s he hat actor? ha Bees do now about his! This s sealing! A lot of sesling! Youve talken our homes, schools, hosptais! This is all we have! And ts on sale?! m geing tohe re sweet s 's your suppller? I dont undersisnd. 1hought we were iends. The las: hing we want to do is upset bees! Youre to0 lae ts ours now! You, sir, have Youre not desd Doi look desa0? They will wilpe anching hat moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto somehing huge here m going to Alaska Moose ofall of this! He Hector-You aimos: done?- Almos. He is here. I serse t Wel, Iguess l go home now and s esue s nice honey out, with no one around. Youtre bused, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can ak! 1 can tak. And now yostartkng Where you p owrWnar ityogesin rouble?-You a mosquto, you in rouble. Nobody likes us. They jus: smack. See a mosquto, smack, smack! A: lesst youre out in the world. Your Edcoioss e week esses, quotes on the bomom from the gues: even though you jus: heard 'em. Bear Week next week! Theyre scary, hairy and here Ive. Always leans le be This is Ken Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, sze ten and a hat. Vbram sole, Ibelleve. Why does he tak again? Listen, you bemer go 'csuse were reslly oeshop instesa of fiowers, people are gving balloon bouguets now. Those are great, If youre three. And articlal fowers. Ch, hose jus: get me psychotic!-Yeah Hanes imnome whour payng a royaty! ts an Incredible scene here in downtown Manhaan, where the world anlously wats, because for the firs: time in history we wll cos chWel snt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorsble Judge Bumbleson presiding. All right. Cese number 4475, Superior Oourt of emen of re eny my grandmomher was a simple woman. Bon on a tarm, she belleved was man's dvine right o benet trom the bounty of nature God put betore us adaFor afwe lnow, he could be on serolds! Mr. Berson? Ladles and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. Im Jus: an ordinary bee. Honeys premy important to me. h ned oress e ha all he ime. So nice! Call your first witness. So, Mr. Kauss Vanderhayaden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you aso ora gar at hone Theyre very lovable creatures. Yogl Bear, Fozle Bear, Bulld-A-Bear. You mean lke his? Bears kll bees! Howd you lke hls head creshing through ve rave yet another example of bee cuture casualty stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-sbout stage name. Oh, plesse. Have you ever been stung. Mr. esdto blowenoy what I do. s haa crime? Not yet snt But is his wha: ts come to tor you? Exploting tiny, helpless bees so you dont have to rehearse your par ke mat nik ieys on our side. Are we doing everyhing right, legaly? Im a florist Right Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, helo.-Ken!-Helo. esoothais where Tususaly s Righ.there. Ken, Bamy was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsicks isnt really a special skl. You ge Yesh you do that Lopk aha You know, Ive jus: about had wih your ie mind games-Whats a?-aan Vogue. Mamma mia, hats a lot of pages. A lot of gnarly Excep: for those diy yelow rings! Kenneh! What are you doing?! You te eses oie led trom riag on this emotional roler cosser! Goodbye, Ken. And for your intormation, Iprefer sugartree aricial sweeseners made by man! m somy oece des: awyers Yeah Layton, youve goma weave some magic with his jury or ts gonna be all oer. Dont womy. The only thing I have o do to tum his jury around ne e beabug? ve seen a bee documentary or two. From wha: I undersand, doesnt your queen give birh to all the bee chilaren?- Yeah, but-Sothose aren have been telled by a winged beas: of desruclon! You see? You cant reat them lke equais! Theyre sriped saveges! Snging's he only thing they lnow! o TEogomerysHe buddy-Hes there much pain?-Yeah. L.Iblew the whole case, didnt i? doesnt mamer. What mamers is youre alve. You could have died enoogLook at us Wetre jus:a couple of bugs in this world. What willhe humans do to us hey win? I dont know.. 1 hear they purhe roaches In motels. Tha onndstSall any wey you can. And assuming youve done step comecty youre ready for the ub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where s the rest of eed no commpeng.evidence to suppor aheir charges against my cllents, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entre case! Mr. s codhhute sy le alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Emoking or non? s his what nature Intended for us? Tow .otthe pees Venesss, we won! I lknew you could do t! High-five! Somry m OK! You know what his mears? All he honey wl finally belong to the bees. eweajong ame 27 millon years Oongranulaions on your victory Wha: will you demand as a selement? First, well demand a complete shundown of all unnecessary Inclusion of honey in bogus hesah products ddse soow0honban! Were shuting honey production! Mission abor. Aboring pollinaon and nectar detal. Retuming to base Adam, you wouldnt belleve) s the greates: hing in the world! I wes excted to be part of malking This wes my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to dot realy well. And sbok ver good, does ? No. And whose tsut do you think hat is? You lnow, m gonna guess bees. Bees? Speciicaly me. I didnt think bees not needing to sopsy my et. How about a sulcide pact How do we do -ri sng you, you sep on me. Thajus: kls you twice Right, right. Listen, Bamy somy, but i goms ge ke his. I know. Me neher. Tounament of Roses. Roses cant do sports. Wat a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Bay?-Roses are owers! sompletely closed down. Ithought maybe you were remodellng. But I have another ldes, and ts greater than my previous ldess combined. I dont want to hear t! All essdy Securty wil be ight. I have an ldes. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Officlal oral business. ts real Somy, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. was a gitt. Once wthout arousing susplclon. Once a:he airport, there's no ewe raveastenouaneollen to do the job! Ihink his s gonna work. s got to work. Aention, passengers, his is Captain Scom We have a bt of bad weather in - ogBeelpont teak outlMuentre specles What are you doing?-Wata minute! m an amomey!-Who's an anome? Dont move. Oh, Bamy Good atemoon, ames Was your stsus? This s vanessa Bloome. m a tioris: trom New York. Where's the plo? He's unconsclous, and so is the copliat. Not good. Does oing Ths s Bco Bumble. We have some late-breaking news trom JFK Arport, where a suspersetul scene is developing. Bamy Benson, tresh trom his Therve dore esough damage. But isnt he yourony hope? Technically, a bee shouldnt be able to y at all. Their wings are too smail Havent we heard this TO oeverone Thats why I want to ge: bees back towarking together. Thats the bee way! Were not made of JelHO. We get behind a fellow. Blsck and chence s sdo whst d do, you copy me win the wings of the pianel Donthave to yell. m not yeling! Were in a lot of trouble. ts very hard to concentrate owsze plaresygdont imow.Helo? Benson, got any towers tor a happy occasioninhere? The Pollen Jocs! They do get behind a tellow.-Biack and ecrearolo insinc Bring the nose down Thinking bee: Thinking bee Thinking bee! -Whatinme woriais on the tanmac?-Get some lights on tha gesa howenea shin. I mesn the glant puisscing fower made of miliors of bees! Pun forward. Nose down. Tsup. Rotate around - This is insane, Bamry worked Dd you see the giane tiower? Whar glant tower? Where? Cf course saw she tiower! Tha: was genius Thank you But were not done yet urs seychalns? Were bees! Keychain! Then folow me: Except Keychain Hold on, Barry Here Youve esrped this. Yeah! m a Pollen Jock! And esa me And 1dont see anicke Somesimes 3jus feel lke a plece of meat had no ides. Bamy tmsomy Have you got a moment? Would Sele ocs! sme to Thank you Bamy That bee s iving my teLes igo Keg Wnen wl his nghamere end?!-Le all go Beautul day roeed p Thats s what i was hinikingabout doing Kenl let Bamy bomow yourszor for his fu HOw o you e the sel of fiames" n ou Are there oher bugs in your Iite? No, but there are other things bugging me in t pee Mintgomery is about out of ldess. We would lke to call Mr. Bary Benson Bee tos hope nat was allrg tm wearinga Ohapsick he This is pane youge ohe of shem! Fine Tal and Sood ldea: You CAn real Yes How gooar ooyou Ive sog Oroerder The venom bees yesrerday when one ap301couse msomy 1 te s? ts notoueR Se dressed, ve p roolng te Ewwe asoystush!-Youre blufing-Am Surts up, dude! Poo waer! That bowl is Not as mucn. Water bug! Not siing sides! Ke e wn ewno o ger tolerate bee-negave nicknames Talke nim out. Hell have na But s justa prance-about sage name! evehave sosee venessa, 1us: wae oses Passdena, Oalitorn sweetheartPTm geming anenas Notan aascolesssee what hils babyll do. Hes what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in wih trafic us g so Trea twee0kwea ve just enough iose ear hair rimmer another bee jokeNoNo esO Wos ohn Travots a plotYes e sa minte There's a bee on that pianem gute emir y or chenge Have a gress atemeont Oan euip order end TEan pet them s এ sep wholspe ould you ke some noney with te ennie Just eave me Youte msomeveryone. Oan we ssoR herem to y-Sure is. Beween you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. Youhave got to szar thincng bee.my endTladrg eet umbers Aright Telke en, evenoody Wraa up gus.i had vinuey no rehessai for het Very nice (look closely)
Being Alone, Bad, and Beer: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fy. s wings are too small to get s ta: le body off the ground. The bee, of course, fles anway oecsuse bees dont care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, blsck Yeilowbleck Yelow, bisck Och, blsck and yeiow Lets shake up a e. Bamy! Erealctas: s ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Helo?-Bamy?-Adam?-Can you belleve this is happening?-I cant. r plck you up. Looking sharp
 Use the sairs. Your father pald good money for those Somy m excted. Here's he graduane Were very proud of you, son. Apertect report card, all Bs. Very proud. Ma! Igot hirg goino ereYou got lint on your fuzz Ow! Thats me!-Wave to us! We'll be in row 118.000-Bye Bam 1d you stop eouse!-Hey Adam.-Hey Bamy-s ha tuzz ge?-A Ile Special day graduation. Never thought rd make Three days grade school three days high school. Thcse were awiwsard
 Three days colege. Im gisd Itook a day and hitchhked around the hive You did come back diferent-H, Bamy-Artle, growing a mustsche? Loolks good.-Hear about Frankie YeanYou golng o the funeral?-No, m not going. Everybody knows, sing someone, you die dort wese onasaumel Such S esdguess he could have jus gomen out of the way I love his incorporaing an amusement park Into our day Thats why we dont need vacaions Boy qute a bt of pomp under the
 circumsances-Well Adam, sodey we are men.-We are!- Bee-men-Amen! Hallelujah! Sudents, fscuty disnguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell Welcame New Hve Ot graduating cless of...915. That concludes our ceremonles. And begirs your career at Honex induses W we pick ouro odey i heard ts jus orlentaion. Hesds up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennss inside he ram atall imes Wonder what be ke?- A me scary Welcome to Honex, a
 dvision of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is ! Wow. Wow. We lnow that you, as a bee, have worced your whole te to ge to the point where you can wok for your whole te Honey begins when our vallant Pollen Jocks bring the necar to he hve. Our sopsecres formue is auomeicany color-coegtedscenadjusted and bubble-contoured into this soohing sweet syrup with ts disinctve golden glow you lnow as Honey! That girl wes hot She's my cousin! She is?-Yes
 were all cousins Right Youre right.-A Honex, we consanty sive to improve every aspect of bee exisence. These bees are s7ess-esing a new heime: technology hal do youhink he makes?-Not enough. Here we have our laest sdvancement, me Kreiman.-What doeshet did-Cotphes e saandof oneht hangs ater you pour i Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Kreiman? Of course. Most bee joos are small ones. But bees know hat every small joo, ts done well,
 mears a lot. But chocse caretuly because youl say In the job you plck for the res: of your Ife. The same Job the res: of your lite? Ididnt know that. Whats he derence? You be heopy so know that bees, as aspecles, havent had one day off in 27 million years. So youls: work us so deshwese t Wow The: blew my mind! "Whats he diference? How can you say tha? One job forever? Thats an Insane cholce to have to make. Im relleved. Now we only have to make one decislon In
 e. But, Adam, how could they never have told us tha? Why would you queslon anching? Were bees. Were he mos: pertecty unctioning soclety on Earh. You evethink maybe gs work a Itle too well here? Lke wha? Gve me one examplei dont know. But you lnow wna: m sakngsout Plesse clese she gate Royal Nectar Force on approsch. Wat a second. Oheck out-Hey hose are Pollen Jocks!-Wow. Ive never seen them his close. They know what ts ke outside the hive. Yeah,
 but some dont come back- Hey Jocs!-H, Jocks! You guys did great! Youre morsters! Youre siky freals! I love ! Ilove
 see you wearing . Those ledles? Arent they our cousirs too? Distant. Distsant. Look at these wo.-Oouple of Hlve Hamys. -Lets have tun with them. mus: be dangeros belg s en Jock. Yesh. Once a bear pinned me againsta mushroom! He had a paw on my throa, sndw e oner he was sispaind mel-on mutInever thought rd lknock him out. What were you doing during his? Trying to alert he suthorties. I can aunogreph that. A ie gusy out there todey wesnt , comrades? Yeah.
 Gusty Were hiing a suntiower parch sx miles trom here tonmomow. Sx miles, huh?- Bamy Apudale Jump for us, but maybe youre not up for -Maybe am-Yre not lete gog 9800 at Gae. What do you think, buzboy? Are you bee enough? I might be. all depends on whs o900 mescs He Hnex: Cedosprsed me. You decide what youre interessed in?-Well, here's a lot of cholces But you only get one. Do you ever ge bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell
 you about sming. You grab tha: sick, and you jus move around, and you sraround. You get yourself into a hyhm. s a besuctul thing. You know, Dad, themoe3irs abou maybe the honey fleld jus: isnt right for me. You were hinking of what, maicing balloon animas? Thas ba jop foi apay wn a stingecanet your son's not sure he wants to go Into honey! Bamy, you are so tunny sometimes m not ryng to be tunny Youre not tunny! Youre golng Into honey Our son, he smer!
 Youre gonna be a stmer?-No one's listening to me! Watl you see the s:cks I have. I could say anyhing right now. Im gonna get an ant tamoo! Lets open some honer and celsorate! Maybe ril plerce my thorsx. Shave my antennae. Shack up wth a grasshopper. Get a gold toon sndica evenbody og tmso proudWere sacng work today!- Todays he day Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring smer, tront desk, hair removal.-sits
 avlable?-Hang on. Two let! One of hem's yours! Oongratulations! Step to he side-Whatd you ge?-Picking crud our Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newols? Yes sr dur st day! We are resdy! Maike your cholce. -You want to go firs:?-No, you go. Oh, my. Whats avallableResoom anendsts ooen noc tor hetessign you think-Any chance of geng he Kreiman?-Sure, youre on. Im somy, he Kreiman jus closed out. Wax monkeys aways open. The Kreiman opened up again. What
 happened? A bee dled. Makes an opening. See? He's desd Anoher desd one. Deady. Desdifed. Two more desd. Desd trom the neck up. Dead trom the nedoow Thars e cns is so hard! Hesting, cooling, sunt bee, pourer, smer, humming, Inspector number seven, inopinessipe spevsr mite wrang er Ba whar do you think i should. Bamy? Bamy! All right, weve got he suntiower patch in qusdrant nine Wha: happened to you? Where are you?-m going out Out? Ou
 where? Qut there-Ch, no! I have to, before igo to work for the rest of my Ife Youre gonns dle! Youre crary! Hello? Another call coming in. anyone's fee rae heres orean dell on 83rd that ges their roses today. Hey guys-Look athat-snt ha the kld we saw yeserdayod son gt decks resiceds ocou Were gonna ake him up. Realy? Feeling lucky are you? Sgn here, here. Jus: Intal ha Thank you- OK. You got a rain advisory today and as you all lknow, bees-
 cannot y in rain. So be caretul As aiways, watch your brooms, hockey sicis, dogs, birds, bears and bars Also, Igota couple of repors of root beer being eon us. rpsnahome becsuse of t, babbling ike a clcsda! Thats awtul.-And a reminder tor you rookles, bee ber one, ecsolatenocsing omens All right, sunch posions! Buzz buz buzz buzz! Buzz buzz buz buzz! Buzz buzz buzz, buz! Blck and yellow! Hello! You ready for his, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring
 on. Wind, check- Antennae, check- Nectar pack, check -Wings, check. Singer, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladles, lets move t ou! hose penuns you sriped stemsuckers! All of you, drain those fiowers! Wow! m out! I cant belleve m out! So blue e so s 3dee! Bxkewowlowers This s Blue Lesder. We have roses vsual Ering anround 30 degrees and hold. Rcses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringirgaround Sand to the side, lkid. ts got a bt of a
 kick. That s one nectar collector! Ever see polination up close?-No, sir.I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle over here. Maybe a dash over there, a plnchon hatone See a? ts a ie bt of magic. Thats amazing. Why do we do ha? Thats pollen power. More pollen, more oers, mocé nectecimore honey for ds oooE tm pdking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be dalsles. Dont we need those? Oopy hat vsual. Wat. One of these fiowers seems to be on the move. Say again? Youre
 reporing a moving ower? Amimative. That wes on he ine! This is the cooles. What is ?dont know, but m loving this color. t smells good. Not ike owes ute esh, tu Ohemicay Oaretul, gus. ts a Ime grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandybrain, get off there! Poem9sTscouid be bsa Ameve Very ccse Gonna hur. Mama's e boy You are way out of posion, rookle! Ooming in a you ike a missile! Help me! I dont hink these are owers Ehould we tel
 him?-1hink he knows. What is this? Match point! You can sart packing up, hones because youre about o eat ! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the r-Dosomesg mdrving HI, bee.-He's back here! He's going to s:ing me! Nobody move. t you dont move, he wont s ou Reezel ea Spray him 3ranrat We: are you doling?! Wow. the terslon level out here is unbellevable. igoma ge home. Cant ty in rain. Oant y in rain. Oant ty in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going
 down! Ken, could you close he window plesse? Ken, could you close the window plesse? Check out my new resume. I made Into a fold-out brochure you see Eolos out On, po. More humans. I dont need this. What was ha? Maybe this me Thisime. This ime. This ime: Thsgime: This olepes That s disbol
 tak to them. The/re out of ther minds. When I leave a job Inerview, theyre fabbergasted, cant belleve what i say There's the sun. Maybe thats a way out dont remeenper e sun having a big 75 on .1 predicted giobal warming. I could teel geing hoter. At firs: Ithought t was jus:e Wan Stop Eeeaand beck Thess sre wirter boots. War! Dont klll him! You know tm allergc to them! This hing could kil me! Why does his ife have less value than yours? Why does his lite have any less
 value than mine? is that your satement? mJus:saying all ite has value. You dont know what he's capable of teelling. My brochure! There you go, e gy. Imnotscared ofhim s an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could putf up. Make t one of your specla sis hocking someone out is asos specis sk Right. Bye, Vanessa Thaniks-Vanessa, nec week? Yogur nigh?-Sure, Ken. You lnovw, whatever.-You could put carob chips on there. Bye-Supposed
 to be less calorles Bye. i goma say somehing. She saved my life. I gota say something All right, here goes Nah. Wha: would I say? could really ge: n ouple s a oeeaw Youtre not supposed to tak so a human. I cant belleve m doing hs. Ive gat to On, I cant do t Oome on! No. Yes Na pottant ow snoud 1siert uke ja? No, thats no gocd. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! HI! m somy-Youre talking.-Yes, I lnow. Youre taking! m so somy No, ts OK. s ine. I know
 m dreaming. But I dont recall going to bed. Wel, m sure this is very disconcerting. This s a bt of a surprise to me. I mean, youtre a bee!
 Same way you did, iguess. Mams, Dada, honey You pick t up Thats very tunny-Yeah. Bees are unny we didnt lsugh, wed cry with what we havea cea w nyw n ger you something?-Lke wha? i dont lnow. I mean.
 lose a couple micrograms-Where?- These sripes dont help. You look great! I dont know if you know anyching about tashlon. Are you all right? No Hes making he de in me cao as he/re flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the seps Into the church. The wedd ing is on And he sas aresmaon? thought jou sad Guasemaian. Why would I mamy a watermelon? s thata bee joke? Thats the kind of stuf we do. Yeah, diferent. So, what are you gonna do, Bamy? About work?
 dont know. I want to do my part for the hive, but i cant do he way they want. I know how you feel-You do?-Sure. My parents warted me to be a lawer ordocor putemed o be a fiorist-Really?-My only interes: is fiowers. Our new queen was Jus: elected with that same campsign siogian Aowayoock Terels m bive rightthere See Youre in Sheep Mesdow! Yes! Im right off the Turle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lcsta toe ring there once-Why do girs put rings on their
 oes?-Why not?-s ike puming a hat on your lnee-Maybe rl y hat-You all right, mam?-On, yeah. Fine. Jus: having wo cups of coffee! Anywy ts has been greatierhenis for the cofee. Yesh, ts no trouble. Somy I couldnt tinish .idid, rd be up the res: of my lite. Are you... Can e a plece of with me3 Sure Here hove a crumb.- Thaniks!-Yeah. Alll right. Well, theenIguess ril see you around. Cr not. OK, Bamy And thank you so much again for before. Ch, tha? That wes
 noning. Wel, not nothing. bur Anyway. This cant possbly work. He's all se: to go. We may as wel ty OK, Dave, pullthe chute.-Sounds amazirg-wes amezg wes the scaries:, happiestmoment of my ite. Humars! 1 cant belleve youu were wh humans! Glant, scary humans Ws: were eike geand drsz They ak crsr They eat crazy glant nings. They arve crary- Dohey ty and kill you, lke on TV?-Some of hem. But some of them don-Howd you get back?-Poodle
 You did , and m glsd. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your experlence Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal-Well-We We
 boy She's so nice And she's a oris Ch, no! Youtre dating a human fioris: Were not dating. Youtre ying outs de he hive, taking to hamans hat cik our homes wah power washerss and M-30s! Onereghh asck of dynamite! She saved my ife Andshe undersands me. This is over Es ths Thsne oet What wes tha Treycaa crumb.-wes so singin sripey! And thats not what they eat. Thats what tals off what they es!-You lnow what a Oinnsbon is-No. s bresd and
 cinnaman and tosng They hest t up Stdown y ho-Lsen to me We are not heem: Were us Theres us and mere's mem Yes, but woendenyehead yeaming? There's no ming Stopeaming Lissen to me You have got to strthinng bee, my iend. Thinking pe pee Thking bee Tcing bee: Thincng bee! Thinicing bee! There he s He's in e pool You lnow wha your prooiem is, Bamy goms sat incing bee? How much longer
 will his go on? ts been three days! Why arent you workcing? ve got a lot of big Iite decisions to think about What e? You have no lite! You have o jb. Youre oarey a bee Would t kll you so maikes e honey? Bay, come out. Your fahers siking o you. Marnin, would you tak o him? Br m aing oou Yeu coig 9or eveyog Ase Go ahesd. rl canch up. Dont be too long. Watch this! anessa!- Were s:l here-told you not to yell at him. He doesnt respond to yelling! Then
 why yell a me7 Because you dont sten! m not istening to his. Somy, ve goma go.-Where are you going?-m meeting a tiend. Agir? s mis why yo cat decide? 8e Jus: hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parsde of fowers every year in Passdens? To be in the Tournament of Roses res evetorss dresm
 t's exhausing. Why dont you run everywhere? ts taster Yean, OK, Isee, isee All right, your tum. TIVo. You can jus: treeze lve TV? Thats insane: You dontnave he?WE have Hlvo, but ts a disese. ts a homible, homble disesse. Oh, my Dumb bees! You must want to sing all those jes we nossg s usuy, tsta for us So you have to watch your temper. Very caretuly You klck a wall, take a wak, wrte an angry lemer and throw out. Work hrough ke any emotion: Anger, Jealousy
 lust. On, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah.-Wha: is wrong wih you?!-ts a bug. He's not bothering anybody Get out of here, you creep! What was ha APCNSvecreuer? Yeah, was. How did you know? tet lke about 10 pages. Seventyive is prety much our limt. Youve really got cowo sc ence stacous
 I never heard of him.-Why is his here?-For people. We eat t You dont have enough food of your own?-Well, yes.-How do you get -Bees make - ow wnomales ! And s hard so make ! There's heating. cooling, sming. You need a whole Kreiman hing!-s organic.-ts ouganie: s justnohes Bay s
 botom of this. Im geing to the bomom
 crossed the wong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguans, Ignacio! Where is he honey coming trom? Tell me where! Honey Farms! t comes trom Honey sms Crazy person! What homble hing has happened here? These toces, hey never knew what hit hem. And now heyre on the racd to nownereustkeeps
 blood, crazy suft. Blows your head off! m going to Tacoms And you?-He realy is desd. All right. Uhoh! -What s that?! -Ch, no! - Awiper Triple blsde-Tripie blade? Jump on! ts your only chance, bee! Why does everhing have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people ne tose? Open your ejest Sidkour besd out the wirdow! From NPR Newss in Washington, fm Oarl Kasel But dont kl no more bugs! Bee!-Mocse blood guy!!-You hear something?-Lke wha? Lke
 ny screaming. Tum off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as tar as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this ruck goes s whele there geting t.imean, that hone/s ours. Bees hang :ght.-Were all Jammed in. ts a close community Not us, man We on our own Elery mosau to on
 must meet girs. Mosquto gins y to trade up, get wih a momh, dragontly. Mcsquto gir dont want no mosquto. You got to be kldding me! Mocseblood's soout to jeaue the banding! So long, bee!-Hey, gus! -Mocseblood! i knew d catch yall down here. Did you bring your crazy sraw? We g es siap 83s0el ons0d s prey much pure gro What is mis place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinhesds! Pinhesd.-Oheck out the new smoker.-On, sweet. Thats the
 one you want. The Thomss 30000! Smoker? Ninety puts a minute, sem-sunomaic. Twlce he nicotine, al the ar. A couple breahs of his nocis he rght cut Tee malce he hones, and we make the money They make he honey and we make the money? On, my! Whats going on? Are o GKYea Rooesnt ss ongoyou know oure ace hive wh fake wals? Our queen was moved here We had no cholce. This s your queen? Thats a man in women's clothes! Thats a dreg
 queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey Our honey is being brazenly stolen ona massive scale! This s worse an anyhing bears ove dore nend to do something. Oh, Bamy, stop. Who told you humans are aicing our honey? Thats a rumor. Do these look ke Thats scospe.merhese se coveaus datored phoncs. How did you get mbed up in his? He's been taking to humans. Wha?- Taking to humars?! He has a human giritlend. And they
 make out! Malke out? Bamy! We do not.- You wish you could.- Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonlo. Those crary es keptime up anigt Bamy, this is what you want so do with your life? I want to do for all our Ives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad nsmoer you comig.come so boesiosed your hands were s sming. You couidnt stop. I remember that What right do they have to our honey? We lve on two cups a year. They put t in lip baim for no
 reason whatsoever! Even if ts true, what can one bee do? S:ng them where realy hurs. in the tace! The eye! That would hur-No. Up e nose? Thsts er Theleis only one place you can s:ing the humans,, one place where t maters Hlve at Fve, the hive's only ful-hour actlon newss No more bee oeercstw Bo Bumoje at he anchor desk. Weaher wih Stonm Snger. Spors wish Buzz Larvl. And Jeanete Chung-Good evening. Im Bob Bumble-And m Jeanete Chung. A
 n-county bee, Bamy Benson, Intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey packagingg t and profing trom legally! Tomomow night on Bee LamKng. wehaue ee former quueers here in our studlo, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out his week on Hexagon. Tonight were BamBerson Diacuee mska tom e hive, I cant do this? Bees have never been ataid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where m trom, wed
 never sue humans. We were thinking of sckball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporing you In this case, which wl be he aiofhe oee aepuny You know, they have a Lamry King in the human world too. ts a common name. Next week. He lools like you and has and s
 forward, pointy shouiders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. in tennis, you aack a the point of weskness! was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81 Hone her bachands apke oogonna take advantage of tha? Quiet, please. Actusl work going on here.- s that that same bee?-Yes, s! tm he e thes
 busy working. But s our yogurt night! Bye-oye. Why is yogurt night so dificut?! You poor ting. You two have been a:nis for hours! Yes, and Adam here has deens nuehelp-Fros:ing-How many sugars? Just one. I ty not touse the compettion. So why are you helping me? Bees nave ases
 me too. Bent s:ingers, pointess pollination. Bees must hate those take things! Nothing worse han a daffodl thats had work done. Maybe this could make up tortmeo-Ths lawsults a prety big deal.-Iguess. You sure jou warm so go through with i? Am Isure? When im done wigh the
 hear for ourselves ifa honeybee can actualy speak What have we gomen into here, Bamy? ts prey big. snt cant belleve how many humans cont work dunge o Yod mink bllion-doller mutinational food companles have good iawyers? Everybody needs to say behind he baicabe
 New York, Bamry Bee Benson u he Honey Indusry is now in session. Mr. Mongomery, youtre representing the fve food companies collectvely? A priviege M Berson epresening all the bees of the world rm kldaing Yes,You Honor, were ready so proceed. Mr. Mongome your epening
 we lved in the topsurvy worid Mr. Benson imagines, Jus: hink of what would i mean. I would have to negoiate wh the sikwom for the elesic in my brcbes Tecineeeow do we iknow his sn some son of hojographicimolonpicture-capture Holywood wizardry? They od ceus g siserss
 s important to all bees. We invented ! We make . And we protect with our lves. Untonunstely there are some people in this room who think hey can etrom s use wete the Ime gus Inm hoplng thaater ss s aillover youl see how, by king our hone you not onlke everning wena
 own Honeyounon and Honron: Yes, hey provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. 1 tind hat to be a very asuroing term. I dont imagine you employ anypettee-ts do N-coulant near you-No-No. Because jou dont thee bees. You lkeep bees. Not only ,seespu hougint a Dser
 your living room?! Bing Into your couch! Sping out your hrow pilliows! OK, hats enough. Taike him away So, Mr. Sng, thank you for being here. Your name hues e inere ngve 1 heard petore?-was wina band cailed The Pailce Butyouvenever peen a pollice oft scese you? No, 1hsvens
 Sng? Because im teeling a e sung. Sng. Or should i say. Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! Thats not his real name?! You ldlots! Mr. Liots, frs, belared congrsslesons on Envy Win tor a gues soa: on ER in 2005. Thank you Thank you. Isee tom your resume hat youre deesaanosome wih
 and leam your lines, sir? Warch , Berson! 1 could blow right now! This isnt a goodtela. This is a baatela! Why doesnt someone Jus sep on this creep, nd we con all goeame der In coun!Youe ail thinking Order! Crder, 1say-E - ota, plesse soown! ink was awtuy
 didnt hink you were coming. No, I was Jus: iste. I tried to calL, but.he bamery I didnt want all this so go to wase, so I called Bay Lucklily, he was tree. On, nasu 7ees e leicoud hes: Rup Yeaheatup, sure. whaever S5 ihes youre que a tennis paS moot mach fore gem
 hink I dont see what youtre doing? I know how hard is to find the rightjob. We have hat in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do bse
 ads Remember what Van sald, why is your ife more valusble han mine? Funny, 1Jus: cant seem to recail tha! 1hink somehing snis in here! I love he smell ot owe
 know, I dont even lke honey! I dont eat ! We need to tak! He's jus:a e bee! And he happens to be the nices: bee ve met in a long ime! Long time? Wha: are jou
 apout all zhar, know ts got an atertaste: Uke it Lawas et here was some King of barmier beaween Ken and me. Icoulnt overcome on, well Are vou OK tor
 s to remind them of wha: they dont ike about bees.-You got the tweezers?- Are you allergic? Only to losing. son. Only to losing. Mr. Berson Bee, ril ask you wha:hiic we ke o inow What exactly is your relatlonship to that woman? Were tiends. Good thends
 your real parents! - Oh, Bamy-Yes, hey are! Hold me back! Youtre an legiimate bee, arent you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Dontyall date your cousins?-Ooecson-tmgong tapincushion this guy! Adam, dont! ts wha: he wants: Oh, fm ht!! Oh, lordy, ta
 ts their way!- Adam, sy with me.-I cant eel my legs Whsat angel of mercy will come forwerd to suck he polson trom my heaving bumocis? I willl have order in ns colt Croe Croler plessel The ase of he honeyoees versus he human race took a pointed n
 Ta be bemer off dead. Look a me. They got trom the cafeteris downsairs, In a uns sandwlch. Look, here's a e celery sl on Wha: wes ke to sng someone? Ica xpsin a as ail.. All adrensline and then... and then ecsssy! All right. You 2ink wes all
 doesnt sound so bad. Adam, hey check in, but they dont check out! Oh, my Oould you get a nurse to close hat window?-Why?- The smolke. Bees dont smoke Rghd Bees aotsmge Bees dontsmolke! But some bees are smolking. Thats : Thats our case
 your team? Well, Your Honor, ts interesing. Bees are rained to y haphazanrdly, and as a resut we dont make very good ime. I actualy heard a tunny story about.YourHonorevese cous bugs taken up enough of ns courts valusble ime? How mucn songer wil weesow nese absurd she
 Flayman, m atald im going so have to consider Mr. Montgomerys motion. But you cant! We have a temitic case. Where is your proof? Where is he evidence? Show mehe sman oour Honor! You want a smoicing gun? Here is your smoking gun. het sha? s a bee smolker: What, n
 be forcibly addicted to smolke machines and man-made wooden siat work camps? Lving out our lves as honey siaves to the white man?-What are we gonns do?-Hes playindhe soeces co Ladles and gentlemen, plesse tee these bees! Free he bees! Freehe pees Rree he bees! Free he bee
 Now we wont have to work so hard all the ime. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. Youll regre his. Bamy, how much honey s out there? Agh Cre aasne Besoare you wearing? My swester is Ralph Lauren, and ihave no osints Whs:Monggomery's right?-W
 bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that wes ours o begin with, every las: drop. We demand an end to the gloriticaion of the bear as anyhing more than a h smel beooressskmachipe.Were all aware of what they da in the woods Wa en sne
 and l-deeda human tea-ime snack gamishments Cant breathe. Ering in, boys! Hold right there! Good. Tap Mr. Buzzwell, we jus passed ree cups, and there's galors more og we need so shut down-Shudown? Weve never shudodwn ugownhoney production! Stop
 how much honey was out there. Oh, yean? Whats going on? Where is everybody?-Are hey out celebraing?- Theyre home. They dont know what to do. Laying out, sleeping nhearo Uncea was on his way to San Antonlo wih a arickes A:less: e oo oue honeybeck Someimes 1hine
 now. Now I cant. I dont understand why the/re not happy I thought their lves would be bemer! The/re doing nothing. ts amazing. Honey realily changes people. You dont have any des whsts go g on, do you?-Wha: oid you want to show me?-This Ws nepered here? Trist is not the hat
 make honey would atect all these hings. s nous: iowers. Fruts, vegetables, they all need bees Thats our whole SAT test right here Talke away produce, that afects the entire animal hg Acid hen of course.. The humsnsoecles? So tarere's ino moe oounation, # could all just gal
 going. Ihad so open my mouth and tak. Vanessa? Vanesss? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the inal Toumament of Rcses parsde in Pessdens. Theyve moved ohs weekendSecuse s the iowers are dyg ts he last chance
 Yes hey are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. Thats why this is the lest parsde. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to siow down? Oould you siow down? Bamy! OK, Imade a huge misake TS sester alime fa Yeskng ofs veuedte s waned to he pyou with he
 right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, piant and iower bud in this park. All we gotts do s get wha:the/ve got back here wth what we've got-Bees-Pek en es-Recoriation Aaosshe aonroumers
 hslde, we jus: plck the right fioat How about The Princess and he Pes? I could be the princess, and you Could be the pea: Yes, Igot -Where should I s-What are you7-1Delleve r oS unge
 sopping us. Stop! Security-You and your irsect pack your ioa?-Yes. Has been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes?-Remove your singer-s part of
 New York. loolks ke well experience a couple hours delay Bamy, these are cut iowers wih no water. Theyil never make t.1goa get up there and tak to them. Be caretul. Oan Iget hea
 passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bioome in 24B plesse report to the cockpit? And please humy! Wha: happened here? There was a Dus:Buster, a toupee, aere
 anyone onbosrd have fght exxperlence? As a maner of tact, here is-Whos tha?-Bamy Berson. From the honey ia?! On, great. Vanessa, his is nothing more than a big meal bee posoiros nge es
 legal victory Thats Bamy!s amempting to land a plane, losded with people fiowers and an incapactated ight crew. Flowers?! We have a siom in the area and two indvidusis he con wn ssoeo
 a mililionimes? The surtsce area of the wings and body mass make no sense-Get nis on the air! Got Sand by-Were going lve. The way we work may be a mystery o Maiing bonees a ooees clolng a lo of small jobs But etime tell you about a smaleo ou doweT
 yellow!-Helo! Let, right down, hover.-Hover?-Forget hover. This isnt so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Bamy, what happened?! Wat, 1think we were on aunopliot the wnole sme-Tote e ceen helpn me w were notl Soars out i cannot fy a pian ofyouess pebeind
 wh that panicky sone in your volce! ts not a tone. m panicking! I cant do this! Vanessa, pull yourself togeher. You have to snap out of i: You snap out of t. You snap aut of it-You snaso You snso oitof -Yonap our of it-You shap out of it!-You sga 0u of You snep outo
 yellow.-Hello. All right, lets drop this tin can on the blscidop. Where? I cant see anyhing. Oan you? No, nothing. s all cloudy Oome on. You got to nink bee, Bam Thirksg pee-Terc Toinking peet Tanigg ce anking bee! Wata minute. I think teeng somesning-W
 Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!-Vanessa, alm tor the flower OK. Outhe engnes. Were going in on bee power. Resdy, boys? Amative! Good. Good Ess, now Thats a Laon tiower ResdyPal tesersel so around! -Nat tha: flower Tee coner one: Walch one-The
 - This's the only way I know how to fy. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is his plane ying in an insectke paem? Get your nose In there. Dont be atrald. Smell aull reverse Jist drop Be sge orme cemer Now drop it int opn, woman! Oome gassresdy Bamy swe did You deu
 Lisen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last polen trom he las: tiowers avalable anywhere on Earh. That means this is our les chance. Were the only cnes who msce hoeepoe ers ard oress e swere gonns seve as a spegiess s our momere ado ous
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 p on a foat sumounded by owers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in ahletic events? No. All right, Ive got one. How come you dontty everywhere?
 csian Vogue-r bet. Wha: in the name of Mighty Hercules is his? How did this get here? Cune Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Lios Priate Selec?-s he hat actor?
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 re sweet s 's your suppller? I dont undersisnd. 1hought we were iends. The las: hing we want to do is upset bees! Youre to0 lae ts ours now! You, sir, have
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 owrWnar ityogesin rouble?-You a mosquto, you in rouble. Nobody likes us. They jus: smack. See a mosquto, smack, smack! A: lesst youre out in the world. Your
 Edcoioss e week esses, quotes on the bomom from the gues: even though you jus: heard 'em. Bear Week next week! Theyre scary, hairy and here Ive. Always leans
 le be This is Ken Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, sze ten and a hat. Vbram sole, Ibelleve. Why does he tak again? Listen, you bemer go 'csuse were reslly
 oeshop instesa of fiowers, people are gving balloon bouguets now. Those are great, If youre three. And articlal fowers. Ch, hose jus: get me psychotic!-Yeah
 Hanes imnome whour payng a royaty! ts an Incredible scene here in downtown Manhaan, where the world anlously wats, because for the firs: time in history we wll
 cos chWel snt the bee team You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorsble Judge Bumbleson presiding. All right. Cese number 4475, Superior Oourt of
 emen of re eny my grandmomher was a simple woman. Bon on a tarm, she belleved was man's dvine right o benet trom the bounty of nature God put betore us
 adaFor afwe lnow, he could be on serolds! Mr. Berson? Ladles and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. Im Jus: an ordinary bee. Honeys premy important to me.
 h ned oress e ha all he ime. So nice! Call your first witness. So, Mr. Kauss Vanderhayaden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you aso
 ora gar at hone Theyre very lovable creatures. Yogl Bear, Fozle Bear, Bulld-A-Bear. You mean lke his? Bears kll bees! Howd you lke hls head creshing through
 ve rave yet another example of bee cuture casualty stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-sbout stage name. Oh, plesse. Have you ever been stung. Mr.
 esdto blowenoy what I do. s haa crime? Not yet snt But is his wha: ts come to tor you? Exploting tiny, helpless bees so you dont have to rehearse your par
 ke mat nik ieys on our side. Are we doing everyhing right, legaly? Im a florist Right Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, helo.-Ken!-Helo.
 esoothais where Tususaly s Righ.there. Ken, Bamy was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsicks isnt really a special skl. You
 ge Yesh you do that Lopk aha You know, Ive jus: about had wih your ie mind games-Whats a?-aan Vogue. Mamma mia, hats a lot of pages. A lot of
 gnarly Excep: for those diy yelow rings! Kenneh! What are you doing?! You
 te eses oie led trom riag on this emotional roler cosser! Goodbye, Ken. And for your intormation, Iprefer sugartree aricial sweeseners made by man! m somy
 oece des: awyers Yeah Layton, youve goma weave some magic with his jury or ts gonna be all oer. Dont womy. The only thing I have o do to tum his jury around
 ne e beabug? ve seen a bee documentary or two. From wha: I undersand, doesnt your queen give birh to all the bee chilaren?- Yeah, but-Sothose aren
 have been telled by a winged beas: of desruclon! You see? You cant reat them lke equais! Theyre sriped saveges! Snging's he only thing they lnow!
 o TEogomerysHe buddy-Hes there much pain?-Yeah. L.Iblew the whole case, didnt i? doesnt mamer. What mamers is youre alve. You could have died
 enoogLook at us Wetre jus:a couple of bugs in this world. What willhe humans do to us hey win? I dont know.. 1 hear they purhe roaches In motels. Tha
 onndstSall any wey you can. And assuming youve done step comecty youre ready for the ub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where s the rest of
 eed no commpeng.evidence to suppor aheir charges against my cllents, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entre case! Mr.
 s codhhute sy le alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked Emoking or non? s his what nature Intended for us? Tow
 .otthe pees Venesss, we won! I lknew you could do t! High-five! Somry m OK! You know what his mears? All he honey wl finally belong to the bees.
 eweajong ame 27 millon years Oongranulaions on your victory Wha: will you demand as a selement? First, well demand a complete shundown of all
 unnecessary Inclusion of honey in bogus hesah products
 ddse soow0honban! Were shuting honey production! Mission abor. Aboring pollinaon and nectar detal. Retuming to base Adam, you wouldnt belleve)
 s the greates: hing in the world! I wes excted to be part of malking This wes my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to dot realy well. And
 sbok ver good, does ? No. And whose tsut do you think hat is? You lnow, m gonna guess bees. Bees? Speciicaly me. I didnt think bees not needing to
 sopsy my et. How about a sulcide pact How do we do -ri sng you, you sep on me. Thajus: kls you twice Right, right. Listen, Bamy somy, but i goms ge
 ke his. I know. Me neher. Tounament of Roses. Roses cant do sports. Wat a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Bay?-Roses are owers!
 sompletely closed down. Ithought maybe you were remodellng. But I have another ldes, and ts greater than my previous ldess combined. I dont want to hear t! All
 essdy Securty wil be ight. I have an ldes. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Officlal oral business. ts real Somy, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. was a gitt. Once
 wthout arousing susplclon. Once a:he airport, there's no
 ewe raveastenouaneollen to do the job! Ihink his s gonna work. s got to work. Aention, passengers, his is Captain Scom We have a bt of bad weather in -
 ogBeelpont teak outlMuentre specles What are you doing?-Wata minute! m an amomey!-Who's an anome? Dont move. Oh, Bamy Good atemoon,
 ames Was your stsus? This s vanessa Bloome. m a tioris: trom New York. Where's the plo? He's unconsclous, and so is the copliat. Not good. Does
 oing Ths s Bco Bumble. We have some late-breaking news trom JFK Arport, where a suspersetul scene is developing. Bamy Benson, tresh trom his
 Therve dore esough damage. But isnt he yourony hope? Technically, a bee shouldnt be able to y at all. Their wings are too smail Havent we heard this
 TO oeverone Thats why I want to ge: bees back towarking together. Thats the bee way! Were not made of JelHO. We get behind a fellow. Blsck and
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 owsze plaresygdont imow.Helo? Benson, got any towers tor a happy occasioninhere? The Pollen Jocs! They do get behind a tellow.-Biack and
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 urs seychalns? Were bees! Keychain! Then folow me: Except Keychain Hold on, Barry Here Youve esrped this. Yeah! m a Pollen Jock! And
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My parents dated as teenagers in the late 90’s but have been separated for almost 20 years. This is one of my mom’s doodles that my dad has ...

Batman, Butt, and Clark Kent: Want to tag Clark Kent? Yes No brakken Uh oh therearecertainshadesoflimelight The joke is that she's stupid. Hahahaha. So hilarious! Let's all reblog this and laugh at how dumb she is! Yeah so this is kind of a sexist piece of garbage and I'm calling this out as well as anyone who reblogged it without calling out the raging sexism here. This is ONLY a funny joke if Lois is realizing she almost outed him to the whole world on Facebook. That's actually a FUNNY joke. Lois almost outing her husband on Facebook by tagging him as Clark Kent by accident is actually a fresh joke. That's f-ing hilarious. But my guess is this is just meant to be another "hahaha Lois doesn't know Clark is Superman" joke which is false and dated and OLD as shit and hasn't been true in forever so sorry to the artist but you can take that sexist lie nonsense and shove it in the garbage. My joke is the better joke You should have gone with that one as opposed to this dated sexist nonsense that ignores like 40 years of canon to keep a woman the butt of a dated joke that no one has time for. But you make this sexist joke again and add in Facebook even though it's not true and makes her look stupid and thousands of people reblog it and laugh at her and congrats you continue to contribute to a misogynistic culture that refuses to let women evolve and keeps them firmly there as the butt of a crappy lying joke. ****Updated to say that this artist has definitely seen Batman v Superman because he has a post about it so he's definitely aware that this sexist idea has been completely eliminated in the new film universe. Just as it was eliminated on Smallville and oh like 40 years of comics. It hasn't been a funny joke in decades Yet, this was still the joke this guy chose to go with. The sexist one that makes the woman the butt of the joke. It was funnier to him to keep her the butt of his joke for clicks. Make of that what you will. rex-the-ok what the fuck? rarityismywaifu .WOW the-smiling-pony ereareoertainshadesoflimelight The joke is that she's stupid. Hahahaha. So hilariousl Let's al rebiog this and laugh at how dumb she is! Yeah so this is kind of a sexist plece of garbage and Im calling this out as well as anyone who reblogged it without calling out the raging sexism here This is ONLY a funny joke if Lois is realicing she almost outed him to the whole world on Facebook. That's acually a FUNNY joke Lois almost outing her husband on Facebook by tagging him as Clark Kent by accident isractualy: a fresh joke. That's fing hilarious But my guess is this is just meant to be another thahaha Lois doesnt kmow Clak is Supeman' joke which is faise and dated and OLD as sht and hasnt been true in forever so somy to the anist but you can take that sexist le nonsense and sthove it in the garbage. My joke is the better joke Vou should have gone with that one as oppesed to this dated sesdat nonsense that ignores like 40 years of canon to keep a woman the bult of a dated joke that no one has time for But you make this sexiat joke again and add in Facebook een though it's nol true and makes her looak stupid and thousands of people rebiog t and laugh at her and congrats you continue to contibute to a misogynisfic cuthure thal refuses to lel women evolve and keeps them fimly there as the butt of a crappy lying joke Updated to say that this artist has definitely seen Batmanv Supeman because he has a post about it so he's definitely aware that this sexist idea has been completely eiminated in the new tim universe Just as it was eliminaled on Smalvile and oh e 40 years of comics. II hasn't been a funny joko in decades. Yet, this was stil the joke this guy chose to go with. The sesist one that makes the waman the butt of the jpke It was funnier to him to keep her the butt of hie joke for dicks. Make of that what you wil. (I'm partially sorry) Tumblr user gets offended by funny Superman fanart
Batman, Butt, and Clark Kent: Want to tag Clark Kent?
 Yes No
 brakken
 Uh oh
 therearecertainshadesoflimelight
 The joke is that she's stupid. Hahahaha. So hilarious! Let's all reblog this and
 laugh at how dumb she is! Yeah so this is kind of a sexist piece of garbage and
 I'm calling this out as well as anyone who reblogged it without calling out the
 raging sexism here.
 This is ONLY a funny joke if Lois is realizing she almost outed him to the whole
 world on Facebook. That's actually a FUNNY joke. Lois almost outing her
 husband on Facebook by tagging him as Clark Kent by accident is actually a
 fresh joke. That's f-ing hilarious. But my guess is this is just meant to be another
 "hahaha Lois doesn't know Clark is Superman" joke which is false and dated and
 OLD as shit and hasn't been true in forever so sorry to the artist but you can take
 that sexist lie nonsense and shove it in the garbage. My joke is the better joke
 You should have gone with that one as opposed to this dated sexist nonsense
 that ignores like 40 years of canon to keep a woman the butt of a dated joke that
 no one has time for. But you make this sexist joke again and add in Facebook
 even though it's not true and makes her look stupid and thousands of people
 reblog it and laugh at her and congrats you continue to contribute to a
 misogynistic culture that refuses to let women evolve and keeps them firmly there
 as the butt of a crappy lying joke.
 ****Updated to say that this artist has definitely seen Batman v Superman
 because he has a post about it so he's definitely aware that this sexist idea has
 been completely eliminated in the new film universe. Just as it was eliminated on
 Smallville and oh like 40 years of comics. It hasn't been a funny joke in decades
 Yet, this was still the joke this guy chose to go with. The sexist one that makes
 the woman the butt of the joke. It was funnier to him to keep her the butt of his
 joke for clicks. Make of that what you will.
 rex-the-ok
 what the fuck?
 rarityismywaifu
 .WOW
 the-smiling-pony
 ereareoertainshadesoflimelight
 The joke is that she's stupid. Hahahaha. So hilariousl Let's al rebiog this and
 laugh at how dumb she is! Yeah so this is kind of a sexist plece of garbage and
 Im calling this out as well as anyone who reblogged it without calling out the
 raging sexism here
 This is ONLY a funny joke if Lois is realicing she almost outed him to the whole
 world on Facebook. That's acually a FUNNY joke Lois almost outing her
 husband on Facebook by tagging him as Clark Kent by accident isractualy: a
 fresh joke. That's fing hilarious But my guess is this is just meant to be
 another thahaha Lois doesnt kmow Clak is Supeman' joke which is faise and
 dated and OLD as sht and hasnt been true in forever so somy to the anist but
 you can take that sexist le nonsense and sthove it in the garbage. My joke is the
 better joke Vou should have gone with that one as oppesed to this dated sesdat
 nonsense that ignores like 40 years of canon to keep a woman the bult of a
 dated joke that no one has time for But you make this sexiat joke again and
 add in Facebook een though it's nol true and makes her looak stupid and
 thousands of people rebiog t and laugh at her and congrats you continue to
 contibute to a misogynisfic cuthure thal refuses to lel women evolve and keeps
 them fimly there as the butt of a crappy lying joke
 Updated to say that this artist has definitely seen Batmanv Supeman
 because he has a post about it so he's definitely aware that this sexist idea has
 been completely eiminated in the new tim universe Just as it was eliminaled
 on Smalvile and oh e 40 years of comics. II hasn't been a funny joko in
 decades. Yet, this was stil the joke this guy chose to go with. The sesist one
 that makes the waman the butt of the jpke It was funnier to him to keep her the
 butt of hie joke for dicks. Make of that what you wil.
 (I'm partially sorry)
Tumblr user gets offended by funny Superman fanart

Tumblr user gets offended by funny Superman fanart

Arguing, Asian, and Bad: rainbow-femme Everyone complains about how annoying film students are to know but you don't really understand the depths of film student hell until you've been in film classes -The kid who tried to convince the professor that men's rights activists were good and like feminists because he thought the class was too focused on feminism and it wasn't fair -The girl who was inspired by an ISIS attack to write a romantic drama about a woman who falls in love with a terrorist -The guy who didn't know "beat" in a script meant that you paused the length of a musical beat and would hit the table every time he saw it "My character is a kind, likable, smart, funny, talented jock that everyone loves. His weakness? He's too perfect and popular." "What's his character arc?" "A girl who doesn't like him learns to like him." "But how does he grow and get better?" "Oh he doesn't." "What's his flaw?"5 "He doesn't have one." The professor who asked us to argue one side of an argument or another for our papers but only let us use references that agreed with her opinion -The guy reading aloud my script and didn't understand that "he runs his hand through his hair anxiously" meant his own hair so he started anxiously running his fingers through the other guy's hair "My character is based on me. He's a nice guy who doesn't have a lot of friends, he's smart, girls don't really pay attention to him and he's never dated or had sex. He's not entirely based on me actually I shouldn't have said that." -The professor who had us watch porn for homework then again in class while high schoolers were visiting -The guy who was a super atheist who only wrote movies making fun of religion and took zero criticism because no one "got" his ideas -"It's about a society where robots have taken over all manual jobs so society is in upheaval as half the population is out of work. My main character is a super hero." "Is he fighting against the rich people like Robin Hood?" "No he's fighting the unemployed That's a bad idea." rioters." -The guy who wanted to be a voice actor so found every excuse to do his horrible voices in class with his favorites being a cartoon Asian accent and jive talk -The time we had to be in groups and write a kids story and the group that unironically wrote about a scared bunny who learned to be brave and that playing in traffic is fun -The film writing professor who didn't know what the word climax meant in relation to plot points in a script and said she didn't think films had a concept of having a story climax and it only happened in books "That reminds me of this time I was in the Louvre on shrooms.." petermorwood A 10,000 watt industry illuminated by 10 watt bulbs. Source: rainbow-femme 35,562 notes Film students
Arguing, Asian, and Bad: rainbow-femme
 Everyone complains about
 how annoying film students
 are to know but you don't
 really understand the
 depths of film student hell
 until you've been in film
 classes
 -The kid who tried to convince the professor that
 men's rights activists were good and like feminists
 because he thought the class was too focused on
 feminism and it wasn't fair
 -The girl who was inspired by an ISIS attack to write
 a romantic drama about a woman who falls in love
 with a terrorist
 -The guy who didn't know "beat" in a script meant
 that you paused the length of a musical beat and
 would hit the table every time he saw it
 "My character is a kind, likable, smart, funny,
 talented jock that everyone loves. His weakness?
 He's too perfect and popular." "What's his character
 arc?" "A girl who doesn't like him learns to like him."
 "But how does he grow and get better?" "Oh he
 doesn't." "What's his flaw?"5 "He doesn't have one."
 The professor who asked us to argue one side of an
 argument or another for our papers but only let us
 use references that agreed with her opinion
 -The guy reading aloud my script and didn't
 understand that "he runs his hand through his
 hair anxiously" meant his own hair so he started
 anxiously running his fingers through the other
 guy's hair
 "My character is based on me. He's a nice guy who
 doesn't have a lot of friends, he's smart, girls don't
 really pay attention to him and he's never dated or
 had sex.
 He's not entirely based on me actually I
 shouldn't have said that."
 -The professor who had us watch porn for
 homework then again in class while high schoolers
 were visiting
 -The guy who was a super atheist who only wrote
 movies making fun of religion and took zero
 criticism because no one "got" his ideas
 -"It's about a society where robots have taken over
 all manual jobs so society is in upheaval as half the
 population is out of work. My main character is a
 super hero." "Is he fighting against the rich people
 like Robin Hood?" "No he's fighting the unemployed
 That's a bad idea."
 rioters."
 -The guy who wanted to be a voice actor so found
 every excuse to do his horrible voices in class with
 his favorites being a cartoon Asian accent and jive
 talk
 -The time we had to be in groups and write a kids
 story and the group that unironically wrote about
 a scared bunny who learned to be brave and that
 playing in traffic is fun
 -The film writing professor who didn't know what
 the word climax meant in relation to plot points in a
 script and said she didn't think films had a concept
 of having a story climax and it only happened in
 books
 "That reminds me of this time I was in the Louvre
 on shrooms.."
 petermorwood
 A 10,000 watt industry illuminated by 10 watt bulbs.
 Source: rainbow-femme
 35,562 notes
Film students

Film students

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Figured I'd share my nice guy experience.. "dated" this guy in 7TH GRADE. he was an asshole an cussed my mom out before moving. Found out I was dating an older guy and messaged me after 6 years and can't understand why I don't want to be friends

Figured I'd share my nice guy experience.. "dated" this guy in 7TH GRADE. he was an asshole an cussed my mom out before moving. Found out I ...

Future, Saw, and Work: AceLewis /my_first_calculator.py O Watch Fork Star 11 612 80 目Wiki a Insights Pull requests 2 Security <> Code Issues 25 Projects 0 my_first_calculator.py 0 releases 13 commits 1 branch 4 contributors Clone or download Branch: master New pull request Find file Create new file Upload files AceLewis Merge branch 'master' of https://github.com/Acelewis/my first calcula...... Latest commit a7aabea on May 16, 2016 .gitattributes Added .gitattributes & .gitignore files 4 years ago Added .gitattributes & .gitignore files E.gitignore 4 years ago README.md Recommended from future import division 4 years ago generator.py 4 years ago fix num of ifs my first calculator.py d 0/0 being my first_calculator_0 to 1000.rt dated the archived 0 t 4 y 20823 lines (20818 sloc) 753 KB 41 2050") prin 20802 You're using jump to definition to te code. Opt out ver 20803 if num1 and sign and num2 == #my_first calculator.py by AceLewis print("50 42 2100") 20804 TODO : Make it work for all floating point numbers too 20805 if numl 50 and sign and num2 43: 23 print("50 43 2150") 20806 if 3/2 #Because Python 2 does not know maths 4 1: 20807 if numl 50 and sign and num2 == 44 . input raw_input # Python 2 compatibility print ("50*44 2200") 20808 20809 if numl 50 and sign and num2 45: print('Welcome to this calculator!') print("50 45 2250") 7 20819 print('It can add, subtract, multiply and divide whole numbers from 20811 if numl 50 and sign and num2 46: num1 int(input('Please choose your first number: ) print ("50 46 2300") 20812 sign input('What do you want to do? +, /, or ) 10 if numl 50 and sign and num2 20813 47: num2 int (input('Please choose your second number: )) print("50*47 2350") 11 12 50 and sign and num2 48 : 20815 if numl if numl =0 and sign = ' + 'and num2 0: print ("50 48 13 2400") 20816 print("0+0 0" ) if num 14 50 and sign 20817 and num2 49: if numl 0 and sign == ' + ' and num2 1: 15 20818 print("50*49= 2450") print ("0+1 = 1 " ) if numl 50 and sign and num2 50: 16 20819 print ("50*50 2500") '+ and num2 2: if numl and sign == 17 20828 print ("0+2 2") 18 20821 20822 print("Thanks for using this calculator, goodbye :") if numl and sign == '+ " and num2 3: 19 print ("0+3= 3") 20 Was searching for calculator project in github. Saw this. It belongs to here.
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Was searching for calculator project in github. Saw this. It belongs to here.

Was searching for calculator project in github. Saw this. It belongs to here.

Future, Work, and Calculator: AceLewis /my_first_calculator.py O Watch Fork Star 11 612 80 目Wiki a Insights Pull requests 2 Security <> Code Issues 25 Projects 0 my_first_calculator.py 0 releases 13 commits 1 branch 4 contributors Clone or download Branch: master New pull request Find file Create new file Upload files AceLewis Merge branch 'master' of https://github.com/Acelewis/my first calcula...... Latest commit a7aabea on May 16, 2016 .gitattributes Added .gitattributes & .gitignore files 4 years ago Added .gitattributes & .gitignore files E.gitignore 4 years ago README.md Recommended from future import division 4 years ago generator.py 4 years ago fix num of ifs my first calculator.py d 0/0 being my first_calculator_0 to 1000.rt dated the archived 0 t 4 y 20823 lines (20818 sloc) 753 KB 41 2050") prin 20802 You're using jump to definition to te code. Opt out ver 20803 if num1 and sign and num2 == #my_first calculator.py by AceLewis print("50 42 2100") 20804 TODO : Make it work for all floating point numbers too 20805 if numl 50 and sign and num2 43: 23 print("50 43 2150") 20806 if 3/2 #Because Python 2 does not know maths 4 1: 20807 if numl 50 and sign and num2 == 44 . input raw_input # Python 2 compatibility print ("50*44 2200") 20808 20809 if numl 50 and sign and num2 45: print('Welcome to this calculator!') print("50 45 2250") 7 20819 print('It can add, subtract, multiply and divide whole numbers from 20811 if numl 50 and sign and num2 46: num1 int(input('Please choose your first number: ) print ("50 46 2300") 20812 sign input('What do you want to do? +, /, or ) 10 if numl 50 and sign and num2 20813 47: num2 int (input('Please choose your second number: )) print("50*47 2350") 11 12 50 and sign and num2 48 : 20815 if numl if numl =0 and sign = ' + 'and num2 0: print ("50 48 13 2400") 20816 print("0+0 0" ) if num 14 50 and sign 20817 and num2 49: if numl 0 and sign == ' + ' and num2 1: 15 20818 print("50*49= 2450") print ("0+1 = 1 " ) if numl 50 and sign and num2 50: 16 20819 print ("50*50 2500") '+ and num2 2: if numl and sign == 17 20828 print ("0+2 2") 18 20821 20822 print("Thanks for using this calculator, goodbye :") if numl and sign == '+ " and num2 3: 19 print ("0+3= 3") 20 It belongs here
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 41 2050")
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 20802
 You're using jump to definition to
 te code. Opt out
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 if num1
 and sign
 and num2 ==
 #my_first calculator.py by AceLewis
 print("50 42 2100")
 20804
 TODO : Make it work for all floating point numbers too
 20805
 if numl
 50 and sign
 and num2 43:
 23
 print("50 43 2150")
 20806
 if 3/2
 #Because Python 2 does not know maths
 4
 1:
 20807
 if numl 50 and sign
 and num2 == 44 .
 input raw_input # Python 2 compatibility
 print ("50*44 2200")
 20808
 20809
 if numl
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 and num2
 45:
 print('Welcome to this calculator!')
 print("50 45 2250")
 7
 20819
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 if numl 50 and sign
 and num2
 46:
 num1 int(input('Please choose your first number: )
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Was searching for calculator project in github. Saw this. It belongs to here.

Future, Saw, and Work: AceLewis /my_first_calculator.py O Watch Fork Star 11 612 80 目Wiki a Insights Pull requests 2 Security <> Code Issues 25 Projects 0 my_first_calculator.py 0 releases 13 commits 1 branch 4 contributors Clone or download New pull request Branch: master Create new file Upload files Find file AceLewis Merge branch 'master' of https://github.com/Acelewis/my first calcula...... Latest commit a7aabea on May 16, 2016 .gitattributes Added .gitattributes & .gitignore files 4 years ago Added .gitattributes & .gitignore files .gitignore 4 years ago README.md Recommended from future import division 4 years ago generator.py 4 years ago fix num of ifs - my first calculator.py d 0/0 being my first_calculator_0 to 1000.rt dated the archived 0 t 4 y 20823 lines (20818 sloc) 753 KB 41 2050") prin 20802 You're using jump to definition to te code. Opt out E ver 20803 if numl and sign = '" and num2 == #my_first_calculator.py by AceLewis print("50*42 2100") 20804 TODO : Make it work for all floating point numbers too if numl 50 and sign and num2 43: 23 20805 print ("50 43 2150") 20806 if 3/2 1: #Because Python 2 does not know maths 4 20807 if numl 50 and sign and num2 == 44 . input raw_input # Python 2 compatibility print ("50 44 2200") 20808 20809 if numl 50 and sign and num2 45: print("50 45 2250") print('Welcome to this calculator!) 7 20819 print('It can add, subtract, multiply and divide whole numbers from 20811 if numl 50 and sign and num2 46: num1 int(input('Please choose your first number: ) print ("50 46 2300") 20812 sign input('What do you want to do? +, /, or ) 10 if numl 50 and sign and num2 20813 47: num2 int (input('Please choose your second number: )) print("50*47 2350") 11 20815 12 if numl 50 and sign *and num2 48: if numl = 0 and sign = ' + 'and num2 0: print ("50 48 13 2400") 20816 print("0+0 0" ) 14 if numl 50 and sign 20817 *and num2 49: if numl 0 and sign == ' + ' and num2 1: 15 20818 print("50*49= 2450") print ("0+1 = 1 " ) if numl 50 and sign and num2 50: 16 20819 if numl and sign == 17 + and num2 -= 2: 20828 print("50*50 2500") print ("0+2 2") 18 20821 20822 print("Thanks for using this calculator, goodbye :") if numl and sign == '+ " and num2 3: 19 print ("0+3= 3") 20 Was searching for calculator project in github. Saw this. It belongs to here.
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College, Life, and Love: 3:27
 T Hate Being The Nice Guy
 Discussion
 I was raised to be positive, friendly, kind and non-
 aggressive to females. In retrospect, I don't
 know that it served me very well in the realm of
 seeking a mate. At 18 I met what I considered the
 love of my life, she was 21, out on her own and
 supporting herself. I was a freshman in college, a
 music major, and the year was 1969. We dated on
 and off for a year and my heart was hers but she
 had another fellow competing for her interest
 who was older, employed, had a motorcycle and
 out classed me in the testosterone department
 by a mile :-) On the few occasions we had sex I
 was again, respectful, and never wanted to come
 across as too demanding. On one occasion she
 commented that "if you really want me then you
 should take me instead of asking if I want to have
 sex". I knew then I had lost her and there was no
 way to regain what she considered the
 masculinity needed to keep her on board. I'm 68
 now and her rejection hurts me today no less
 than it did years ago. My failure to be the Alpha
 male and control a relationship has haunted me
 all
 life in every subsequent relationship I've
 my
 had. They say "nice guys finish last" and in the
 area of male/female bonding I'll have to say that
 is
 very true. I should have slapped her hard and
 rammed her good instead of "asking" if it was ok.
 I was such a fool.. still am I guess. Thanks for
 reading!
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 Second World
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I wish us Jews were controlling everything