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Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and.. She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the... I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "l'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed funny.C awesomacious: A greatly written story
Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s
 You're in charge of assigning every child
 on Earth the monster under their bed
 One child in particular has caused every
 monster assigned to him/her to quit. You
 decide to assign yourself.
 kittenwiskers
 Case: #273402
 Status: Disastrous
 I stare at the file and realize I have no
 options, over the last 2 years every
 monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has
 quit, every last one. Her first monster; a
 giant goldfish-faced humanoid named
 Bubba, had been with her for four years
 and then she wasn't scared of him
 anymore. After that it was a string of
 different common, uncommon, and rare
 monsters... I even assigned a sentient
 sock monster to her. He came back
 crying
 I look on my tablet, only one assignable
 monster left; myself. Field work has never
 been my cup of tea, but desperate times
 call for desperate measures. So at 8:03
 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte
 and her little brother Daniel; I slither into
 the space beneath Charlotte's bed
 Across the room underneath Daniel's crib
 is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind
 of monster.
 I turn my attention to the bed above me,
 Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach
 up over the bed and run an ice cold
 finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it
 again
 "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She
 whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can
 see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door
 somewhere in the house slams and there
 is an audible hitch of breath from above
 me. A few minutes go by I can hear
 Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There
 are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and
 loud panting breaths, Charlotte
 scrambles off the bed and..
 She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With
 Me.
 "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I
 The door to the bedroom slams open and
 I smell the stench of human intoxicants
 before the man even steps inside.
 I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of
 my monsters; she's afraid of her own.
 Francis reaches a hand under the bed
 and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to
 pull, I slither out.
 "What the... I cut Francis's next words
 off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height.
 Looming over the drunken man I caress
 my cold fingers down his face.
 "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my
 child again, I will find you, and I will do
 the same to you, for all eternity." I
 promise to him
 As Francis runs from the room he soils
 himself.
 I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck
 her back under her covers and kiss her
 forehead goodnight. "l'll be back
 tomorrow night, sleep well darling."
 Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the
 monster under her bed
 funny.C
awesomacious:

A greatly written story

awesomacious: A greatly written story

Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and.. She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the... I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "l'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed funny.C awesomacious: A greatly written story
Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s
 You're in charge of assigning every child
 on Earth the monster under their bed
 One child in particular has caused every
 monster assigned to him/her to quit. You
 decide to assign yourself.
 kittenwiskers
 Case: #273402
 Status: Disastrous
 I stare at the file and realize I have no
 options, over the last 2 years every
 monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has
 quit, every last one. Her first monster; a
 giant goldfish-faced humanoid named
 Bubba, had been with her for four years
 and then she wasn't scared of him
 anymore. After that it was a string of
 different common, uncommon, and rare
 monsters... I even assigned a sentient
 sock monster to her. He came back
 crying
 I look on my tablet, only one assignable
 monster left; myself. Field work has never
 been my cup of tea, but desperate times
 call for desperate measures. So at 8:03
 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte
 and her little brother Daniel; I slither into
 the space beneath Charlotte's bed
 Across the room underneath Daniel's crib
 is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind
 of monster.
 I turn my attention to the bed above me,
 Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach
 up over the bed and run an ice cold
 finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it
 again
 "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She
 whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can
 see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door
 somewhere in the house slams and there
 is an audible hitch of breath from above
 me. A few minutes go by I can hear
 Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There
 are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and
 loud panting breaths, Charlotte
 scrambles off the bed and..
 She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With
 Me.
 "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I
 The door to the bedroom slams open and
 I smell the stench of human intoxicants
 before the man even steps inside.
 I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of
 my monsters; she's afraid of her own.
 Francis reaches a hand under the bed
 and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to
 pull, I slither out.
 "What the... I cut Francis's next words
 off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height.
 Looming over the drunken man I caress
 my cold fingers down his face.
 "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my
 child again, I will find you, and I will do
 the same to you, for all eternity." I
 promise to him
 As Francis runs from the room he soils
 himself.
 I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck
 her back under her covers and kiss her
 forehead goodnight. "l'll be back
 tomorrow night, sleep well darling."
 Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the
 monster under her bed
 funny.C
awesomacious:

A greatly written story

awesomacious: A greatly written story

Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and.. She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the... I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "l'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed funny.C A greatly written story
Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s
 You're in charge of assigning every child
 on Earth the monster under their bed
 One child in particular has caused every
 monster assigned to him/her to quit. You
 decide to assign yourself.
 kittenwiskers
 Case: #273402
 Status: Disastrous
 I stare at the file and realize I have no
 options, over the last 2 years every
 monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has
 quit, every last one. Her first monster; a
 giant goldfish-faced humanoid named
 Bubba, had been with her for four years
 and then she wasn't scared of him
 anymore. After that it was a string of
 different common, uncommon, and rare
 monsters... I even assigned a sentient
 sock monster to her. He came back
 crying
 I look on my tablet, only one assignable
 monster left; myself. Field work has never
 been my cup of tea, but desperate times
 call for desperate measures. So at 8:03
 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte
 and her little brother Daniel; I slither into
 the space beneath Charlotte's bed
 Across the room underneath Daniel's crib
 is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind
 of monster.
 I turn my attention to the bed above me,
 Charlotte is still awake but barely, reach
 up over the bed and run an ice cold
 finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it
 again
 "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She
 whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can
 see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door
 somewhere in the house slams and there
 is an audible hitch of breath from above
 me. A few minutes go by I can hear
 Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There
 are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and
 loud panting breaths, Charlotte
 scrambles off the bed and..
 She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With
 Me.
 "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I
 The door to the bedroom slams open and
 I smell the stench of human intoxicants
 before the man even steps inside.
 I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of
 my monsters; she's afraid of her own.
 Francis reaches a hand under the bed
 and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to
 pull, I slither out.
 "What the... I cut Francis's next words
 off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height.
 Looming over the drunken man I caress
 my cold fingers down his face.
 "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my
 child again, I will find you, and I will do
 the same to you, for all eternity." I
 promise to him
 As Francis runs from the room he soils
 himself.
 I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck
 her back under her covers and kiss her
 forehead goodnight. "l'll be back
 tomorrow night, sleep well darling."
 Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the
 monster under her bed
 funny.C
A greatly written story

A greatly written story

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Counter Strike, Fuck You, and Fucking: 11:25
 13:12
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 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 10,447,009 views 2 months ago
 knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 13,634,525 views 2 months ago

 11:48
 11:15
 sharpest Cardboard kitchen
 knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 12,212,340 views 1 month ago
 Sharpening a 1 knife with S
 300 Whetstone
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 3,047,043 views 7 months ago

 8:27
 sharpest ice kitchen knife in
 the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 5,246,153 views 2 months ago
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 kitchen knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
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synthicyde:
karpad:


darkbookworm13:

feedmecomicart:

webbut:

seelcudoom:

transgirlnausicaa:

durbikins:
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you


This doesn鈥檛 even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!



ate the fucking knife


nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.
You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.


Let鈥檚 not forget everything else in his videos.
The googly eyes he puts on things
His cow jugs
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn鈥檛 pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

synthicyde: karpad: darkbookworm13: feedmecomicart: webbut: seelcudoom: transgirlnausicaa: durbikins: Counter Strike: Global Offensiv...

Counter Strike, Fuck You, and Fucking: 11:25 13:12 sharpest jello kitchen knife insharpest carbon fiber kitchen the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 10,447,009 views 2 months ago knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 13,634,525 views 2 months ago 11:48 11:15 sharpest Cardboard kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 12,212,340 views 1 month ago Sharpening a 1 knife with S 300 Whetstone 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 3,047,043 views 7 months ago 8:27 sharpest ice kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 5,246,153 views 2 months ago sharpest Aluminium foil kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 4,598,865 views 3 months ago synthicyde: karpad: darkbookworm13: feedmecomicart: webbut: seelcudoom: transgirlnausicaa: durbikins: Counter Strike: Global Offensive this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you This doesn鈥檛 even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife! ate the fucking knife nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke. You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does. Let鈥檚 not forget everything else in his videos. The googly eyes he puts on things His cow jugs The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn鈥檛 pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
Counter Strike, Fuck You, and Fucking: 11:25
 13:12
 sharpest jello kitchen knife insharpest carbon fiber kitchen
 the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 10,447,009 views 2 months ago
 knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 13,634,525 views 2 months ago

 11:48
 11:15
 sharpest Cardboard kitchen
 knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 12,212,340 views 1 month ago
 Sharpening a 1 knife with S
 300 Whetstone
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 3,047,043 views 7 months ago

 8:27
 sharpest ice kitchen knife in
 the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 5,246,153 views 2 months ago
 sharpest Aluminium foil
 kitchen knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 4,598,865 views 3 months ago
synthicyde:

karpad:


darkbookworm13:

feedmecomicart:

webbut:

seelcudoom:

transgirlnausicaa:

durbikins:
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you


This doesn鈥檛 even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!



ate the fucking knife


nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.
You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.


Let鈥檚 not forget everything else in his videos.
The googly eyes he puts on things
His cow jugs
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn鈥檛 pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

synthicyde: karpad: darkbookworm13: feedmecomicart: webbut: seelcudoom: transgirlnausicaa: durbikins: Counter Strike: Global Offensi...

Shade, Star Wars, and Tumblr: historycultureeducation: Anthony Daniels in his C-3P0 suit, trying to get some shade, on the set of Star Wars, 1970s
Shade, Star Wars, and Tumblr: historycultureeducation:

Anthony Daniels in his C-3P0 suit, trying to get some shade, on the set of Star Wars, 1970s

historycultureeducation: Anthony Daniels in his C-3P0 suit, trying to get some shade, on the set of Star Wars, 1970s

Dicks, Fire, and Memes: TBT - SSG Corey Calkins Ladies and gentlemen, gather round the campfire as we light up your field day celebrations with a celebration of our own. That鈥檚 right, it鈥檚 time to throw this thing back to February 2010. A simpler time, a time before David Petraeus locked his knees at a senate hearing, and back when you could still tinkle on dead Taliban. omgtakemebackkkk鉅 鉅 Today we鈥檙e talking about every Marine from 6th Reggie鈥檚 favorite little town in Afghanistan鈥檚 Helmand Province. marjahmarjahmarjah鉅 鉅 What many of you may not know, however, is that them Gyrenes weren鈥檛 the only ones with their dicks in the dirt giving Terry the ol鈥 whatfor. Case in point, the subject of today鈥檚 OAF TBT; Staff Sgt Corey Calkins aka CashMoneyCorey鉅 鉅 While serving as a weapons sergeant for ODA 3121, Cake Crushin鈥 Calkins was part of the coalition push through Marjah. On 18 February 2010, he led an assault of ANA troops against a platoon-sized element of Taliban fuckbois at a key intersection near the bazaar in Marjah. While under intense small arms, RPG, and mortar fire, Corey the Cockslapper charged the enemy position like a robust lesbian hopped up on Jack Daniels in a domestic dispute; inspiring his ANA troops to follow and overwhelm the Taliban position. TakeTheirShoes鉅 鉅 After locking down the intersection and surrounding positions, Corey continued to fuck Terry six ways to Sunday by voluntarily continuing to drive the man-titty-havin鈥 soyboys out of smalls arms and RPG range so three critically wounded Marines could be evacuated. He aggressively pursued the enemy hotter than the homies in Tekashi 69鈥檚 cell block are pursuing his butthole. LemmeTugOnYoDickALilWhile鉅 鉅 For his actions that day, SSG Calkins was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and earned himself a lifetime supply of bummed cigs, fat pinches of dip, and near-beers from every Marine in the Ghan. ThereGoesMyHero 鉅 鉅
Dicks, Fire, and Memes: TBT - SSG Corey Calkins Ladies and gentlemen, gather round the campfire as we light up your field day celebrations with a celebration of our own. That鈥檚 right, it鈥檚 time to throw this thing back to February 2010. A simpler time, a time before David Petraeus locked his knees at a senate hearing, and back when you could still tinkle on dead Taliban. omgtakemebackkkk鉅 鉅 Today we鈥檙e talking about every Marine from 6th Reggie鈥檚 favorite little town in Afghanistan鈥檚 Helmand Province. marjahmarjahmarjah鉅 鉅 What many of you may not know, however, is that them Gyrenes weren鈥檛 the only ones with their dicks in the dirt giving Terry the ol鈥 whatfor. Case in point, the subject of today鈥檚 OAF TBT; Staff Sgt Corey Calkins aka CashMoneyCorey鉅 鉅 While serving as a weapons sergeant for ODA 3121, Cake Crushin鈥 Calkins was part of the coalition push through Marjah. On 18 February 2010, he led an assault of ANA troops against a platoon-sized element of Taliban fuckbois at a key intersection near the bazaar in Marjah. While under intense small arms, RPG, and mortar fire, Corey the Cockslapper charged the enemy position like a robust lesbian hopped up on Jack Daniels in a domestic dispute; inspiring his ANA troops to follow and overwhelm the Taliban position. TakeTheirShoes鉅 鉅 After locking down the intersection and surrounding positions, Corey continued to fuck Terry six ways to Sunday by voluntarily continuing to drive the man-titty-havin鈥 soyboys out of smalls arms and RPG range so three critically wounded Marines could be evacuated. He aggressively pursued the enemy hotter than the homies in Tekashi 69鈥檚 cell block are pursuing his butthole. LemmeTugOnYoDickALilWhile鉅 鉅 For his actions that day, SSG Calkins was awarded the Distinguished Service Cross and earned himself a lifetime supply of bummed cigs, fat pinches of dip, and near-beers from every Marine in the Ghan. ThereGoesMyHero 鉅 鉅

TBT - SSG Corey Calkins Ladies and gentlemen, gather round the campfire as we light up your field day celebrations with a celebration of our...

Bailey Jay, Books, and Facebook: HEUP US RAISE MONEY FOR 2 CLASS SETS OF THE HATE U GIVE ANGIE THOMAS THE HATE GIVE $200 of $600 goal 4 Raised by 3 people in 1 day Donate Now THE fShare on Facebook HATE Created January 29, 2019 Martha Daniels Education SAVANNAH, GA GIVE Recent Donations $20 Amanda Harrell 17 hours ago AH 2 Class sets of "The Hate U Give" I am a part of a two person teaching team that teaches 9th Grade Literature at Savannah High School. We do not have the funds to buy the class sets of books ourselves. We need our community's help to afford these books. These books will help us create lesson plans that are culturally accessible to our students as well as engaging. The novel "The Hate U Give" is a story that our students are all too familiar with at Savannah High school and we want them to be able to see themselves in the literature we teach. Through being able to see themselves in the novel, we hope to be able to teach them and inspire them. enenkaydoodles: enenkaydoodles: My friend Martha is a teacher at a low-income school that鈥檚 short on funds and resources. She鈥檚 trying to raise money to buy 2 sets of 鈥淭he Hate U Give鈥溌爁or her classroom. So far, the project has raised $200 and needs $600 total. Every little bit counts, so please check out her project, and consider supporting education! PS: If you聽donate $20 or more, send me a screenshot of your donation and I鈥檒l personally doodle you a random thank you drawing! The project is only $168 away from goal! LET鈥橲 DO THIS!!
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 4
 Raised by 3 people in 1 day
 Donate Now
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 fShare on Facebook
 HATE
 Created January 29, 2019
 Martha Daniels
 Education
 SAVANNAH, GA
 GIVE
 Recent Donations
 $20
 Amanda Harrell
 17 hours ago
 AH
 2 Class sets of "The Hate U Give"

 I am a part of a two person teaching team that teaches 9th Grade Literature at Savannah High School.
 We do not have the funds to buy the class sets of books ourselves. We need our community's help to
 afford these books. These books will help us create lesson plans that are culturally accessible to our
 students as well as engaging. The novel "The Hate U Give" is a story that our students are all too familiar
 with at Savannah High school and we want them to be able to see themselves in the literature we teach.
 Through being able to see themselves in the novel, we hope to be able to teach them and inspire them.
enenkaydoodles:
enenkaydoodles:

My friend Martha is a teacher at a low-income school that鈥檚 short on funds and resources. She鈥檚 trying to raise money to buy 2 sets of 鈥淭he Hate U Give鈥溌爁or her classroom.
So far, the project has raised $200 and needs $600 total. Every little bit counts, so please check out her project, and consider supporting education!
PS: If you聽donate $20 or more, send me a screenshot of your donation and I鈥檒l personally doodle you a random thank you drawing!

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Family, Life, and Thank You: Thank you for making the selfless decision to give life to others. In the midst of your grief, you said yes to saving lives and restoring health to people in need. Families like yours kindness and generosity still exist. give us renewed hope that We would like to share with you some information about the recipients of your son's gift. Daniel's heart was transplanted into a 32-year-old male. Daniel's liver was transplanted into a 54-year-old female from New Jersey. She is married with one child. She was placed on the transplant waiting list in February of 2007. The liver had immediate function and she is expected to have a full recovery. Also a liver segment was transplanted into a 1- year-old boy Daniel's pancreas and left kidney were transplanted into a 36-year-old male. He was placed on the transplant waiting list in November of 2018. The organs had immediate function and he is expected t have a full recovery. Daniel's right kidney was transplanted into a 6-year-old boy. Daniel was also able to be a tissue donor. Donated tissue can dramatically improve the quality of life f those suffering from chronic pain and impaired mobility Please accept our heartfelt condolences for your loss. Our hope is that you find some comfort in knowing that these gifts have made an impact on others. Today, people awake to a new day because of caring families like yours. We would like to continue to support you. Enclosed is information about the services we offer On behalf of everyone touched by Daniel's gift, we thank you. Sincerely, Jaime Sullivan Family Services Coordinator Remember to sign up to be a donor
Family, Life, and Thank You: Thank you for making the selfless decision to give life to others. In the midst of your grief, you said yes
 to saving lives and restoring health to people in need. Families like yours
 kindness and generosity still exist.
 give us renewed hope that
 We would like to share with you some information about the recipients of your son's gift.
 Daniel's heart was transplanted into a 32-year-old male.
 Daniel's liver was transplanted into a 54-year-old female from New Jersey. She is married with one
 child. She was placed on the transplant waiting list in February of 2007. The liver had immediate
 function and she is expected to have a full recovery. Also a liver segment was transplanted into a 1-
 year-old boy
 Daniel's pancreas and left kidney were transplanted into a 36-year-old male. He was placed on the
 transplant waiting list in November of 2018. The organs had immediate function and he is expected t
 have a full recovery.
 Daniel's right kidney was transplanted into a 6-year-old boy.
 Daniel was also able to be a tissue donor. Donated tissue can dramatically improve the quality of life f
 those suffering from chronic pain and impaired mobility
 Please accept our heartfelt condolences for your loss. Our hope is that you find some comfort in
 knowing that these gifts have made an impact on others. Today, people awake to a new day because
 of caring families like yours. We would like to continue to support you. Enclosed is information about
 the services we offer
 On behalf of everyone touched by Daniel's gift, we thank you.
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Memes, Star, and Trump: AP Photo/Markus Schreiber, File JUST IN: Adult film star Stormy Daniels must pay President Trump $293,000 in legal fees, a federal judge ruled on Tuesday.
Memes, Star, and Trump: AP Photo/Markus Schreiber, File
JUST IN: Adult film star Stormy Daniels must pay President Trump $293,000 in legal fees, a federal judge ruled on Tuesday.

JUST IN: Adult film star Stormy Daniels must pay President Trump $293,000 in legal fees, a federal judge ruled on Tuesday.

Memes, Domestic Violence, and Michael: AP/Mark Lennihan/File JUST IN: Michael Avenatti, a Trump critic and the attorney for adult film star Stormy Daniels, was reportedly arrested Wednesday on domestic violence charges.
Memes, Domestic Violence, and Michael: AP/Mark Lennihan/File
JUST IN: Michael Avenatti, a Trump critic and the attorney for adult film star Stormy Daniels, was reportedly arrested Wednesday on domestic violence charges.

JUST IN: Michael Avenatti, a Trump critic and the attorney for adult film star Stormy Daniels, was reportedly arrested Wednesday on domestic...

Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous. I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters... I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it gain. "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and... She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me.I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the..." I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity." I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "I'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling." Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed. The Monster Under the Bed
Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s
 You're in charge of assigning every child
 on Earth the monster under their bed.
 One child in particular has caused every
 monster assigned to him/her to quit. You
 decide to assign yourself.
 kittenwiskers
 Case: #273402
 Status: Disastrous.
 I stare at the file and realize I have no
 options, over the last 2 years every
 monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has
 quit, every last one. Her first monster; a
 giant goldfish-faced humanoid named
 Bubba, had been with her for four years
 and then she wasn't scared of him
 anymore. After that it was a string of
 different common, uncommon, and rare
 monsters... I even assigned a sentient
 sock monster to her. He came back
 crying!
 I look on my tablet, only one assignable
 monster left; myself. Field work has never
 been my cup of tea, but desperate times
 call for desperate measures. So at 8:03
 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte
 and her little brother Daniel; I slither into
 the space beneath Charlotte's bed
 Across the room underneath Daniel's crib
 is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind
 of monster.
 I turn my attention to the bed above me,
 Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach
 up over the bed and run an ice cold
 finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it
 gain.
 "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She
 whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can
 see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door
 somewhere in the house slams and there
 is an audible hitch of breath from above
 me. A few minutes go by I can hear
 Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There
 are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and
 loud panting breaths, Charlotte
 scrambles off the bed and...
 She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With.
 Me.
 "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me.I
 do.
 The door to the bedroom slams open and
 I smell the stench of human intoxicants
 before the man even steps inside.
 I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of
 my monsters; she's afraid of her own.
 Francis reaches a hand under the bed
 and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to
 pull, I slither out.
 "What the..." I cut Francis's next words
 off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height.
 Looming over the drunken man I caress
 my cold fingers down his face.
 "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my
 child again, I will find you, and I will do
 the same to you, for all eternity." I
 promise to him.
 As Francis runs from the room he soils
 himself.
 I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck
 her back under her covers and kiss her
 forehead goodnight. "I'll be back
 tomorrow night, sleep well darling."
 Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the
 monster under her bed.
The Monster Under the Bed

The Monster Under the Bed

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Counter Strike, Fuck You, and Fucking: 11:25
 13:12
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 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 10,447,009 views 2 months ago
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 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 13,634,525 views 2 months ago

 11:48
 11:15
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 knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 12,212,340 views 1 month ago
 Sharpening a 1 knife with S
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 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 3,047,043 views 7 months ago

 8:27
 sharpest ice kitchen knife in
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shrineart:

synthicyde:

karpad:


darkbookworm13:

feedmecomicart:

webbut:

seelcudoom:

transgirlnausicaa:

durbikins:
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you


This doesn鈥檛 even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!



ate the fucking knife


nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.
You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.


Let鈥檚 not forget everything else in his videos.
The googly eyes he puts on things
His cow jugs
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn鈥檛 pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

He liquified the jello knife, put the jello BACK into the little containers, sealed them, then ate them. Like this man is wild.

shrineart: synthicyde: karpad: darkbookworm13: feedmecomicart: webbut: seelcudoom: transgirlnausicaa: durbikins: Counter Strike: Gl...

Counter Strike, Fuck You, and Fucking: 11:25 13:12 sharpest jello kitchen knife insharpest carbon fiber kitchen the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 10,447,009 views 2 months ago knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 13,634,525 views 2 months ago 11:48 11:15 sharpest Cardboard kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 12,212,340 views 1 month ago Sharpening a 1 knife with S 300 Whetstone 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 3,047,043 views 7 months ago 8:27 sharpest ice kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 5,246,153 views 2 months ago sharpest Aluminium foil kitchen knife in the world 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩! 4,598,865 views 3 months ago synthicyde: karpad: darkbookworm13: feedmecomicart: webbut: seelcudoom: transgirlnausicaa: durbikins: Counter Strike: Global Offensive this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you This doesn鈥檛 even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife! ate the fucking knife nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke. You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does. Let鈥檚 not forget everything else in his videos. The googly eyes he puts on things His cow jugs The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn鈥檛 pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
Counter Strike, Fuck You, and Fucking: 11:25
 13:12
 sharpest jello kitchen knife insharpest carbon fiber kitchen
 the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 10,447,009 views 2 months ago
 knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 13,634,525 views 2 months ago

 11:48
 11:15
 sharpest Cardboard kitchen
 knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 12,212,340 views 1 month ago
 Sharpening a 1 knife with S
 300 Whetstone
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 3,047,043 views 7 months ago

 8:27
 sharpest ice kitchen knife in
 the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 5,246,153 views 2 months ago
 sharpest Aluminium foil
 kitchen knife in the world
 鍦у掔殑涓嶅鑰呫伄妤点伩!
 4,598,865 views 3 months ago
synthicyde:

karpad:


darkbookworm13:

feedmecomicart:

webbut:

seelcudoom:

transgirlnausicaa:

durbikins:
Counter Strike: Global Offensive
this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you


This doesn鈥檛 even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!



ate the fucking knife


nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.
You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.


Let鈥檚 not forget everything else in his videos.
The googly eyes he puts on things
His cow jugs
The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn鈥檛 pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

synthicyde: karpad: darkbookworm13: feedmecomicart: webbut: seelcudoom: transgirlnausicaa: durbikins: Counter Strike: Global Offensi...