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Apparently, Food, and Funny: chef pyro So here's a story. A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say l put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, l'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton eye Joe? loki is-my-god-now How DARE you make me read that with my own two eyes!! It's worth reading ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings 😂 same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam
Apparently, Food, and Funny: chef pyro
 So here's a story.
 A couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my
 roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over
 breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now didn't know
 Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say l put
 my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
 Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in
 that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a
 couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
 Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped
 together leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them
 down, but never could.
 In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, l'd have been married a long
 time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come
 from cotton eye Joe?
 loki is-my-god-now
 How DARE you make me read that with my own two eyes!!
It's worth reading ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings 😂 same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam

It's worth reading ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textp...

Ass, Britney Spears, and Chris Brown: I've experienced this once. I remember when my school had prom on a boat. Now everybody know niqqas ain't the best swimmers & I saw titanic, so my ass wasn't about to be shark bait. So me and squad was like Na but That's when our teacher said its gonna be other schools there too. Now all the girls in my class looked like A-town and that nigga that says "who ain't got no bitches" and to top it off none of them had ass either. This was a opportunity for the squad to take part in some interracial activities. I made sure we dressed fresh as fuck. We get on the boat & we was the only black school. There's always that awkwardness of being the only minority in a group. But I looked past that..I saw white bitches and I had to capitalize. After we finish eating the DJ started playing some wack shit. All the kids from the other school was really turnt to some Britney Spears and I wasn't having that. I had to ride up on him with the crew and tell him play the tunes from my IPod shuffle. We came prepared too. We all had our sneakers in our bookbag just incase we had to get light on some fuck niggas. DJ came in clutch and started playing chicken noodle soup by Webstar. You know I had our school looking like the last scene from you got served. The squad and I was letting it rain on these white bitches vigorously. I peeped some of them looking like they wanted some chocolate. That's when the DJ started playing some Jamaican music and everybody from our school was dubbing on each other. I was dancing with this snow bunny Jessica but she ain't know how to throw it back like shiniqua smh. I can peep the teachers from the other schools getting tight cause their students ain't know what to do. Life was good until I heard the DJ start scratching and the beginning of Cotton eye joe came on. What was this? Literally our whole school proceeded to our seats. All the other schools was trying to get turnt but I was disgusted. My eyes started to burn. Chris brown didn't die in stomp the yard for this.. I swore a nigga from my class jumped off the boat in disappointment. I haven't seen Joshua since.
Ass, Britney Spears, and Chris Brown: I've experienced this once. I remember when my school had prom on a boat. Now everybody know niqqas ain't the best swimmers & I saw titanic, so my ass wasn't about to be shark bait. So me and squad was like Na but That's when our teacher said its gonna be other schools there too. Now all the girls in my class looked like A-town and that nigga that says "who ain't got no bitches" and to top it off none of them had ass either. This was a opportunity for the squad to take part in some interracial activities. I made sure we dressed fresh as fuck. We get on the boat & we was the only black school. There's always that awkwardness of being the only minority in a group. But I looked past that..I saw white bitches and I had to capitalize. After we finish eating the DJ started playing some wack shit. All the kids from the other school was really turnt to some Britney Spears and I wasn't having that. I had to ride up on him with the crew and tell him play the tunes from my IPod shuffle. We came prepared too. We all had our sneakers in our bookbag just incase we had to get light on some fuck niggas. DJ came in clutch and started playing chicken noodle soup by Webstar. You know I had our school looking like the last scene from you got served. The squad and I was letting it rain on these white bitches vigorously. I peeped some of them looking like they wanted some chocolate. That's when the DJ started playing some Jamaican music and everybody from our school was dubbing on each other. I was dancing with this snow bunny Jessica but she ain't know how to throw it back like shiniqua smh. I can peep the teachers from the other schools getting tight cause their students ain't know what to do. Life was good until I heard the DJ start scratching and the beginning of Cotton eye joe came on. What was this? Literally our whole school proceeded to our seats. All the other schools was trying to get turnt but I was disgusted. My eyes started to burn. Chris brown didn't die in stomp the yard for this.. I swore a nigga from my class jumped off the boat in disappointment. I haven't seen Joshua since.

I've experienced this once. I remember when my school had prom on a boat. Now everybody know niqqas ain't the best swimmers