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Arguing, Beautiful, and Bless Up: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but is a tough girl and we think just as beautiful as ever! So Iโ€™m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit ๐Ÿ˜‚) and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye I seen your snap story you look super happy being homeโ€ and she like โ€œBreak is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ miss uโ€ <โ€” I did not edit this lmao this how she talk Iโ€™m pasting here to prove I ainโ€™t make this Sh!t up ๐Ÿฅถ. And Iโ€™m like โ€œJim?โ€ And she like โ€œMy father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€โ€ FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all really got the chancla confrused (yes โ€˜confrusedโ€™.) Yโ€™all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter ๐Ÿ˜‚. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ainโ€™t do! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: โ€œgoodbye.โ€ Deada$$. Like โ€œgood ๐Ÿ‘......bye ๐Ÿ˜ฅโ€. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical โ€˜byeโ€™. Thatโ€™s not even a โ€œtalk it outโ€. Thatโ€™s just one of them โ€œpack a small suitcase and literally dipโ€ like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ) and she donโ€™t recognize me and Iโ€™m like โ€œmama?โ€ And she like โ€œI am sorry u at the wrong house.โ€ And Iโ€™m like โ€œmama Iโ€™m your son.โ€ And she like โ€œI HAD a son. He died.โ€ YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).
Arguing, Beautiful, and Bless Up: Our Ginger lost her eye in November, but
 is a tough girl and we think just as
 beautiful as ever!
So Iโ€™m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit ๐Ÿ˜‚) and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye I seen your snap story you look super happy being homeโ€ and she like โ€œBreak is relaxing!! T God!! I needed it. And hehe yeah Jim is a keeper โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ miss uโ€ <โ€” I did not edit this lmao this how she talk Iโ€™m pasting here to prove I ainโ€™t make this Sh!t up ๐Ÿฅถ. And Iโ€™m like โ€œJim?โ€ And she like โ€œMy father!!!! I call my parents Jim & Mary lmao whiteprivilege. I know lots of kids would be gettin the belt or facing the wrath of the chancla ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€โ€ FAMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMm ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all really got the chancla confrused (yes โ€˜confrusedโ€™.) Yโ€™all confrused about the chancla fam. Chancleta came out for MINOR offenses. Misdemeanors. Not no COT damn felony manslaughter ๐Ÿ˜‚. Failure to obey the reasonable directive of mom duke: chancleta. Talk bacc to mama after she said something wildly offensive: chancleta. Fight - argue with big sister who started it and plus I was acting in self defense: chancleta + wooden spoon. Fam! I would get the chancleta for some Sh!t I ainโ€™t do! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Framed for a crime and without any due process: chancleta. If I hecked around and called my mama by her government(?) FAM ๐Ÿ˜‚. Thatโ€™s not a slap on the wrist (with a chancleta). That would just be: โ€œgoodbye.โ€ Deada$$. Like โ€œgood ๐Ÿ‘......bye ๐Ÿ˜ฅโ€. Emphasis on the good but then a soft, theatrical โ€˜byeโ€™. Thatโ€™s not even a โ€œtalk it outโ€. Thatโ€™s just one of them โ€œpack a small suitcase and literally dipโ€ like in the movies lmao. Like I gotta come bacc after 10 years and I knock on the door and I have very long facial hair (even longer that it is now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ) and she donโ€™t recognize me and Iโ€™m like โ€œmama?โ€ And she like โ€œI am sorry u at the wrong house.โ€ And Iโ€™m like โ€œmama Iโ€™m your son.โ€ And she like โ€œI HAD a son. He died.โ€ YES FAM - DIED. DECEASED. LIKE HOW DECEASED I STILL BE EVERY TIME ONE OF MY HWITE FRENS BE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS WITH THEY PARENTS. YALL BEYOND WILD FOR THAT. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: u-aprils96. Slide 2: u-stados4. Slide 3: u-JamesonRae. Slide 4: u-coinmurderer. Slide 5: u-BlemMlemFlep. Slide 6: u-samosa_pav.).

So Iโ€™m texting with my lil Caucasian homegirl (this is relevant in a second people - bear with me cot dammit ๐Ÿ˜‚) and Iโ€™m like โ€œaye I seen you...

Advice, America, and Bless Up: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeรฑos with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that donโ€™t necessarily go together? โ€œSmash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?โ€ I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. โ€œwow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we donโ€™t have anything that spicy here.โ€ BISH YES U DO, LOOK ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ MEXICANS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚. I been telling yโ€™all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? โ€œHOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.โ€ well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? ๐Ÿ˜‚ just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so Iโ€™ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental ๐Ÿฅณ. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like โ€œdamn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?โ€ And you can say I took smashโ€™s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now Iโ€™m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Advice, America, and Bless Up: The moment you tell her to 'go get it!
Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeรฑos with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that donโ€™t necessarily go together? โ€œSmash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?โ€ I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. โ€œwow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we donโ€™t have anything that spicy here.โ€ BISH YES U DO, LOOK ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ MEXICANS ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚. I been telling yโ€™all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? โ€œHOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.โ€ well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? ๐Ÿ˜‚ just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so Iโ€™ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental ๐Ÿฅณ. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like โ€œdamn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?โ€ And you can say I took smashโ€™s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now Iโ€™m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeรฑos with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, ...

Amazon, Bless Up, and Curving: Smooches from his fren make him very happy So as yโ€™all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate ๐Ÿ˜ฐ. However on top of this melancholy interior is an exterior of a reasonably handsome - moderately humorous lad so ppl fux with me and I am somewhat enjoyable to be around - thank u God ๐Ÿ˜. Anyway to fix the sleep problem people been recommending I buy a weighted blanket. Went to amazon and clicked on the amazon choice and this bish said โ€œNatural weight of the blanket, feeling like being hugged by your lover.โ€ FAM!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ U KNOW lonely people buying this! Why u rubbing it in?! โ€œyour loverโ€ ... bish who? Where she at? Not in my bed! Wildin ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway that bish came today and I picked up the box quick asf and cot damn near pullt a muscle. And I lift weights! Heavy! But I forgot I ordered this beast of a blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway yโ€™all wish me luck. I do be getting big time middle of the night wood so if this blanky weigh my lil homie down and deform him I am suing amazon for EVERYTHING. Emotional distress, name it. The PP curve beautifully right now so if this weighted blanket heck me up and u see me in a Bentley Coupe with Draya Michelle in the passenger side just know that lawsuit money came thru O...krrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Amazon, Bless Up, and Curving: Smooches from his fren make him very
 happy
So as yโ€™all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate ๐Ÿ˜ฐ. However on top of this melancholy interior is an exterior of a reasonably handsome - moderately humorous lad so ppl fux with me and I am somewhat enjoyable to be around - thank u God ๐Ÿ˜. Anyway to fix the sleep problem people been recommending I buy a weighted blanket. Went to amazon and clicked on the amazon choice and this bish said โ€œNatural weight of the blanket, feeling like being hugged by your lover.โ€ FAM!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ U KNOW lonely people buying this! Why u rubbing it in?! โ€œyour loverโ€ ... bish who? Where she at? Not in my bed! Wildin ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway that bish came today and I picked up the box quick asf and cot damn near pullt a muscle. And I lift weights! Heavy! But I forgot I ordered this beast of a blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway yโ€™all wish me luck. I do be getting big time middle of the night wood so if this blanky weigh my lil homie down and deform him I am suing amazon for EVERYTHING. Emotional distress, name it. The PP curve beautifully right now so if this weighted blanket heck me up and u see me in a Bentley Coupe with Draya Michelle in the passenger side just know that lawsuit money came thru O...krrrrrrrrrrrrrr! ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So as yโ€™all know smash suffer from insomnia, depression, anxiety, sadness, and general concern that bees are dying at an alarming rate ๐Ÿ˜ฐ. Ho...

Ass, Bitch, and Cute: THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT COT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT ME THE AMOUNT OF PPL THAT'S CONNA SAY OR DO SOMETHING WHEN THEY SEE I remember about 1ยฝ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife sliding into my dm asking me to meet up and smash in her 2005 chevy tahoe, in the parking structure of @24hourfitness_pearlcity. I declined the offer. She was cute, I ain't gon lie. I woulda went balls deep. But declined the offer nonetheless. Something was a little off about her. And I just said to myself, "Nah ima pass". I just told her that if she wanted to workout and take a few selfies, we could. I told him the same thing. He didn't wanna hear allat, though. And he threatened my life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ talm bout "Why you hittin on my wife? You a bitch and ima kill yo ass." First of all, I didn't eeeem know she was married cause you ain't on her page. At all. Second of all I just seen her on Tinder so she probably already cheatin on yo lame ass. Third of all, I don't smash wives anymore. I learned my lesson and changed my ways. And lastly...BET!!!!!!!!! I'll be your huckleberry like a MF. So I told him to meet me at the Martinez gym parking lot and we can squab. Then I left my house, in Kailua, and drove 40 minutes to Schofield and waited 2 hours on him to show up. And I was lifting while I waited! So I was already fatiguing my muscles so he could have a better chance of takin my life like he swore he would have. Bitch ass nigga was a no show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
Ass, Bitch, and Cute: THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE
 THAT COT SHIT TO SAY ABOUT
 ME
 THE AMOUNT OF PPL THAT'S
 CONNA SAY OR DO
 SOMETHING WHEN THEY SEE
I remember about 1ยฝ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife sliding into my dm asking me to meet up and smash in her 2005 chevy tahoe, in the parking structure of @24hourfitness_pearlcity. I declined the offer. She was cute, I ain't gon lie. I woulda went balls deep. But declined the offer nonetheless. Something was a little off about her. And I just said to myself, "Nah ima pass". I just told her that if she wanted to workout and take a few selfies, we could. I told him the same thing. He didn't wanna hear allat, though. And he threatened my life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ talm bout "Why you hittin on my wife? You a bitch and ima kill yo ass." First of all, I didn't eeeem know she was married cause you ain't on her page. At all. Second of all I just seen her on Tinder so she probably already cheatin on yo lame ass. Third of all, I don't smash wives anymore. I learned my lesson and changed my ways. And lastly...BET!!!!!!!!! I'll be your huckleberry like a MF. So I told him to meet me at the Martinez gym parking lot and we can squab. Then I left my house, in Kailua, and drove 40 minutes to Schofield and waited 2 hours on him to show up. And I was lifting while I waited! So I was already fatiguing my muscles so he could have a better chance of takin my life like he swore he would have. Bitch ass nigga was a no show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

I remember about 1ยฝ years ago a soldier on Schofield angrily dm'd me after going through his wife's phone. It was in reference to his wife s...

Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed @DrSmashlove (Sound on ๐Ÿ”Š) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isnโ€™t laundry everywhere ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œwowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ DEMANDING ๐Ÿ‘ THEN ๐Ÿ‘ MAKE ๐Ÿ‘ MY ๐Ÿ‘ BED ๐Ÿ‘ THEN ๐Ÿ‘ LAY ๐Ÿ‘ IN ๐Ÿ‘ IT ๐Ÿ‘ D!CKFACE ๐Ÿ‘. LOOKIN A$$ ๐Ÿ˜ค.โ€ Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed โ€œIT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTEโ€ *my haunting mamaโ€™s voice* BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ [Editorโ€™s Note: shout to u ladies who be like โ€œWELL. I really want you to come up ๐Ÿ˜Œ. But my place is a mess LOL!โ€ Me: *shannon sharpe voice* โ€œTHAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ainโ€™t no problem ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ Girl: โ€œLOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!โ€ Me: *judges vigorously in secret* ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Second editorโ€™s note: โ€œwowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess heโ€™s just another worthless man now.โ€ Me: yโ€™all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ainโ€™t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER โ€˜sensually exploratory by dispositionโ€™ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and
 your owners let you up on the hotel bed
 @DrSmashlove
(Sound on ๐Ÿ”Š) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isnโ€™t laundry everywhere ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œwowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ DEMANDING ๐Ÿ‘ THEN ๐Ÿ‘ MAKE ๐Ÿ‘ MY ๐Ÿ‘ BED ๐Ÿ‘ THEN ๐Ÿ‘ LAY ๐Ÿ‘ IN ๐Ÿ‘ IT ๐Ÿ‘ D!CKFACE ๐Ÿ‘. LOOKIN A$$ ๐Ÿ˜ค.โ€ Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed โ€œIT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTEโ€ *my haunting mamaโ€™s voice* BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ [Editorโ€™s Note: shout to u ladies who be like โ€œWELL. I really want you to come up ๐Ÿ˜Œ. But my place is a mess LOL!โ€ Me: *shannon sharpe voice* โ€œTHAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ainโ€™t no problem ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ Girl: โ€œLOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!โ€ Me: *judges vigorously in secret* ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Second editorโ€™s note: โ€œwowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess heโ€™s just another worthless man now.โ€ Me: yโ€™all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ainโ€™t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER โ€˜sensually exploratory by dispositionโ€™ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]

(Sound on ๐Ÿ”Š) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and ...

America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge. DOG PLAN p3 Ainโ€™t I been told yโ€™all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, thatโ€™s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u ๐Ÿ˜‚. This ainโ€™t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ainโ€™t having success like u. U feel me? Thatโ€™s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like โ€œtruly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]โ€. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. โ€œBut smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!โ€ No. U deserve nothing. Itโ€™s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. Itโ€™s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! Thatโ€™s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up โค๏ธ
America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
 herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
 Challenge.
 DOG
 PLAN
 p3
Ainโ€™t I been told yโ€™all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, thatโ€™s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u ๐Ÿ˜‚. This ainโ€™t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ainโ€™t having success like u. U feel me? Thatโ€™s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like โ€œtruly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]โ€. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. โ€œBut smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!โ€ No. U deserve nothing. Itโ€™s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. Itโ€™s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! Thatโ€™s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up โค๏ธ

Ainโ€™t I been told yโ€™all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy th...

5 Am, Bless Up, and Bruh: This is Bruce. He has some spots. Reddit u/ MustyCarACsmell @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u wanna know when u grown? Like the exact moment that u a grown up? When u โ€œsleep inโ€ but itโ€™s still early ๐Ÿ˜‚. U feel me? Like there was a time in my life when โ€œsleep inโ€ meant 1:30 pm. One MF thirty. Like literally the day is shot. Done. No day that starts at 1:30 pm entails any type of success. Zero. That day is a total loss. A tax write off. Ain no โ€œrise and grind ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ at 1:30 pm more like โ€œrise and eat a bowl of a cereal like an A$$HOLE and reflect on your insignificance in the universeโ€ ๐Ÿค—. Nah. I was texting with my lil homegirl whoโ€™s a physician and she say she woke up at 8:30 am and Iโ€™m like โ€œoh nice you slept in!โ€ And she did! She usually up at 5 am shoving needles into people! But then I caught myself ๐Ÿ˜ง. Right then and there I caught myself Bruh. And a feeling of mild sadness came over me whilst on the stair master at 8:36 am on a Saturday. WE GROWN. Iโ€™M GROWN. 8:30 AM IS NOT SLEEPING IN. BUT IF U GROWN, 8:30 AM IS A COT DAMN VACATION. U wake up so refreshed that it feel โ€˜wrongโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like ya anxiety come knocking like โ€œAYE BRUH U MISSED A APPOINTMENT. A CONFERENCE CALL. BREAKFAST WITH A CLIENT. U MISSED EVERYTHING ITโ€™S 8:30 COT DAMMIT WHAT A FAILURE LOL LIKE WHAT HAVE U *ACTUALLY* ACCOMPLISHED? LOOK AT EVAN SPIEGEL. DEVELOPED A APP WHERE U COULD SEND DISAPPEARING PICS OF YA T!TTIES NOW AT AGE 27 HE WORTH 4.1 BILLY WHAT CHU WORTH? EXACTLY SMASH WAY LESS THAN 4 BILLY BC U WOKE UP AT 8:30 OL SLEEP ALL DAY LOOKIN A$$ EVAN ๐Ÿ‘ SPIEGEL ๐Ÿ‘ AINT ๐Ÿ‘ WAKING ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ AT ๐Ÿ‘ 8:30.โ€ (Incidentally my anxiety sound like a mother who push her kids too hard ๐Ÿธโ˜•๏ธ. Shout to my anxiety tho. Some people got a angel on they shoulder. I got skrong anxiety clutching a chancleta above my head bout to whup my a$$ for not grinding hard enuf EVERYBODYโ€™S DIFFERENT THIS IS HOW Iโ€™M BUILT BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
5 Am, Bless Up, and Bruh: This is Bruce. He has some spots.
 Reddit u/ MustyCarACsmell
 @DrSmashlove
Say Bruh u wanna know when u grown? Like the exact moment that u a grown up? When u โ€œsleep inโ€ but itโ€™s still early ๐Ÿ˜‚. U feel me? Like there was a time in my life when โ€œsleep inโ€ meant 1:30 pm. One MF thirty. Like literally the day is shot. Done. No day that starts at 1:30 pm entails any type of success. Zero. That day is a total loss. A tax write off. Ain no โ€œrise and grind ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ at 1:30 pm more like โ€œrise and eat a bowl of a cereal like an A$$HOLE and reflect on your insignificance in the universeโ€ ๐Ÿค—. Nah. I was texting with my lil homegirl whoโ€™s a physician and she say she woke up at 8:30 am and Iโ€™m like โ€œoh nice you slept in!โ€ And she did! She usually up at 5 am shoving needles into people! But then I caught myself ๐Ÿ˜ง. Right then and there I caught myself Bruh. And a feeling of mild sadness came over me whilst on the stair master at 8:36 am on a Saturday. WE GROWN. Iโ€™M GROWN. 8:30 AM IS NOT SLEEPING IN. BUT IF U GROWN, 8:30 AM IS A COT DAMN VACATION. U wake up so refreshed that it feel โ€˜wrongโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like ya anxiety come knocking like โ€œAYE BRUH U MISSED A APPOINTMENT. A CONFERENCE CALL. BREAKFAST WITH A CLIENT. U MISSED EVERYTHING ITโ€™S 8:30 COT DAMMIT WHAT A FAILURE LOL LIKE WHAT HAVE U *ACTUALLY* ACCOMPLISHED? LOOK AT EVAN SPIEGEL. DEVELOPED A APP WHERE U COULD SEND DISAPPEARING PICS OF YA T!TTIES NOW AT AGE 27 HE WORTH 4.1 BILLY WHAT CHU WORTH? EXACTLY SMASH WAY LESS THAN 4 BILLY BC U WOKE UP AT 8:30 OL SLEEP ALL DAY LOOKIN A$$ EVAN ๐Ÿ‘ SPIEGEL ๐Ÿ‘ AINT ๐Ÿ‘ WAKING ๐Ÿ‘ UP ๐Ÿ‘ AT ๐Ÿ‘ 8:30.โ€ (Incidentally my anxiety sound like a mother who push her kids too hard ๐Ÿธโ˜•๏ธ. Shout to my anxiety tho. Some people got a angel on they shoulder. I got skrong anxiety clutching a chancleta above my head bout to whup my a$$ for not grinding hard enuf EVERYBODYโ€™S DIFFERENT THIS IS HOW Iโ€™M BUILT BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Say Bruh u wanna know when u grown? Like the exact moment that u a grown up? When u โ€œsleep inโ€ but itโ€™s still early ๐Ÿ˜‚. U feel me? Like there...

Bad, Bless Up, and Bodies : Invest in tennis balls, they have a high return rate @DrSmashlove Reddit ulyerawizzardarry Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ยฎ๏ธ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ainโ€™t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin ๐Ÿคค before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say โ€œI am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU ๐Ÿ‘ DONT ๐Ÿ‘ WANT ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ TO ๐Ÿ‘ FALL ๐Ÿ‘ IN ๐Ÿ‘LOVE ๐Ÿ‘THATโ€™S ๐Ÿ‘WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ CRAZY ๐Ÿ‘ COME ๐Ÿ‘ OUT ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ CRAZY ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ BAD CRAZY. ๐Ÿ‘BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhhโ€ *digs manicure nails into scalp* โ€œI ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DONโ€™T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€ โ€” You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv ๐Ÿ˜‚ - I start going down under and yโ€™all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe itโ€™s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I donโ€™t have long hair and anyway my hair donโ€™t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe itโ€™s another movie entirely that I ainโ€™t even in!? โ€œWell smash now I KNOW you donโ€™t know as much as women as you purport to...some women canโ€™t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP ๐Ÿ›‘ TRYING ๐Ÿ›‘ TO ๐Ÿ›‘ CONTROL ๐Ÿ›‘ OUR ๐Ÿ›‘ BODIES.โ€ Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him thatโ€™s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ainโ€™t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ainโ€™t came out yet jus wait on it ๐Ÿ˜‚. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Bad, Bless Up, and Bodies : Invest in tennis balls, they have a high
 return rate
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit ulyerawizzardarry
Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ยฎ๏ธ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ainโ€™t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin ๐Ÿคค before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say โ€œI am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU ๐Ÿ‘ DONT ๐Ÿ‘ WANT ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ TO ๐Ÿ‘ FALL ๐Ÿ‘ IN ๐Ÿ‘LOVE ๐Ÿ‘THATโ€™S ๐Ÿ‘WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ CRAZY ๐Ÿ‘ COME ๐Ÿ‘ OUT ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ CRAZY ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ BAD CRAZY. ๐Ÿ‘BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhhโ€ *digs manicure nails into scalp* โ€œI ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DONโ€™T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ€ โ€” You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv ๐Ÿ˜‚ - I start going down under and yโ€™all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe itโ€™s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I donโ€™t have long hair and anyway my hair donโ€™t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe itโ€™s another movie entirely that I ainโ€™t even in!? โ€œWell smash now I KNOW you donโ€™t know as much as women as you purport to...some women canโ€™t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP ๐Ÿ›‘ TRYING ๐Ÿ›‘ TO ๐Ÿ›‘ CONTROL ๐Ÿ›‘ OUR ๐Ÿ›‘ BODIES.โ€ Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him thatโ€™s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ainโ€™t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ainโ€™t came out yet jus wait on it ๐Ÿ˜‚. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ยฎ๏ธ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look ...

Apparently, Bless Up, and Boobies: MORE PEANUT BUTTER! Shout to u pretty older ladies that keep the bra on when we smash bc u self conscious and afraid the young buck that u with gonna be judgy about them girls being stretch marky and hangy when that bra pop off yโ€™all cute. Bashful. Yโ€™all adorable. BUT LISTEN HERE COT DAMMIT IF U DONT LET THEM GIRLS COME OUT AND PLAY WE GON HAVE ISSUES I NEED THE LIGHTS ON SHINING ON EVERY MINOR DETAIL AND โ€˜IMPERFECTIONโ€™ (personally I call them โ€˜perfectionsโ€™. Butt dimples? Cellulite? Stretch marks? U perfect to me, aint a cot damn thing โ€˜imโ€™ about it ๐Ÿค—). U 42 NOT 22 YA BOOBIES NOT SUPPOSE TO BE UPRIGHT AND FIRM STARING OFF IN SEPARATE DIRECTIONS LIKE FETTY WAPโ€™S EYES THEY SUPPOSE TO FLOP DOWN A LIL BIT AND THATโ€™S PART OF THE BEAUTY OF THINE SHAPE WHY U EMBARRASSED OF SOMETHING CUTE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THATโ€™S WHY I DONโ€™T BE WEARING PANTS OR BOXERS I WALK AROUND NEKKY BECAUSE Iโ€™M CUTE, BIH! MY PP HANDSOME! FVCK U THOUGHT! EVEN WHEN THE ROOM 67.5 DEGREES AND MR. PEEPATOUS (he Greek apparently - to my knowledge I aint Greek but he Greek lmao โ€œOPA!!!โ€) HATH PARTLY RECEDED INTO MY BODY FOR WARMTH AND COMFORT AW HELL NAH! HE STILL HANDSOME! LET THEM GIRLS OUT, WOMAN! SENDING SELFIES ON THE BED LAYING FLAT ARMS UP APPLYING EIGHT FILTERS CONTORTING YA ENTIRE COT DAMN EXISTENCE TO GET THEM GIRLS LOOKING YOUNG AND PERKY I AINT ASK FOR THAT! LEMME SEE *YOU* COT DAMMIT! LIKE CREEPY HOMEBOY MR HOT SPOT BE SAYING: โ€œYEAH! I *LIKE* **THAT**!!โ€ YA GET ME! BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Pic: Reddit u-tfro9)
Apparently, Bless Up, and Boobies: MORE PEANUT BUTTER!
Shout to u pretty older ladies that keep the bra on when we smash bc u self conscious and afraid the young buck that u with gonna be judgy about them girls being stretch marky and hangy when that bra pop off yโ€™all cute. Bashful. Yโ€™all adorable. BUT LISTEN HERE COT DAMMIT IF U DONT LET THEM GIRLS COME OUT AND PLAY WE GON HAVE ISSUES I NEED THE LIGHTS ON SHINING ON EVERY MINOR DETAIL AND โ€˜IMPERFECTIONโ€™ (personally I call them โ€˜perfectionsโ€™. Butt dimples? Cellulite? Stretch marks? U perfect to me, aint a cot damn thing โ€˜imโ€™ about it ๐Ÿค—). U 42 NOT 22 YA BOOBIES NOT SUPPOSE TO BE UPRIGHT AND FIRM STARING OFF IN SEPARATE DIRECTIONS LIKE FETTY WAPโ€™S EYES THEY SUPPOSE TO FLOP DOWN A LIL BIT AND THATโ€™S PART OF THE BEAUTY OF THINE SHAPE WHY U EMBARRASSED OF SOMETHING CUTE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THATโ€™S WHY I DONโ€™T BE WEARING PANTS OR BOXERS I WALK AROUND NEKKY BECAUSE Iโ€™M CUTE, BIH! MY PP HANDSOME! FVCK U THOUGHT! EVEN WHEN THE ROOM 67.5 DEGREES AND MR. PEEPATOUS (he Greek apparently - to my knowledge I aint Greek but he Greek lmao โ€œOPA!!!โ€) HATH PARTLY RECEDED INTO MY BODY FOR WARMTH AND COMFORT AW HELL NAH! HE STILL HANDSOME! LET THEM GIRLS OUT, WOMAN! SENDING SELFIES ON THE BED LAYING FLAT ARMS UP APPLYING EIGHT FILTERS CONTORTING YA ENTIRE COT DAMN EXISTENCE TO GET THEM GIRLS LOOKING YOUNG AND PERKY I AINT ASK FOR THAT! LEMME SEE *YOU* COT DAMMIT! LIKE CREEPY HOMEBOY MR HOT SPOT BE SAYING: โ€œYEAH! I *LIKE* **THAT**!!โ€ YA GET ME! BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Pic: Reddit u-tfro9)

Shout to u pretty older ladies that keep the bra on when we smash bc u self conscious and afraid the young buck that u with gonna be judgy a...