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Af, Being Alone, and God: 35 subscribers 21 hours ago near sbane, Queenoland Subscribed OH MY GOD. IJUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Rüssian-sounding bus driver with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skaniky ( assume) girifriend. (May hove been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not hove the money for a bus, so af course The Bogan (Henceforth referred to as Shit-Skull) blemes the bus driver. Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profantes and general offensve douchbagery, Shit-Skl proceeds to be a asshole and make the entire buzs shuffie uncomfortably in their seats. All except one man. Ah, this man. I wish 1I could BE this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor bus driver "Look mate, he's just doing his job. How's about you calm down and leave the driver alone. It's no t his foult you can't pay."The logic of the situation made a slight whistling noise as it passed over Shit- Skull's head. We could see the Tonka Truck gears dlunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped cranium. Calm...down? It must be a challenge! "Are you try'na start me et? You wanna go me you fkong e You wanna fing go me?" Ah, truly the words of a poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the Betmen-esque reaction of: "Yeah, actually. Let's do this. Off the bus. You could hear a penny drop as the 256mb brain inside She-Skul's shitty little skull bicked over. Finally, the judging eyes of the bus coupled with the high-pitched, sluring voice of his sister-deughter teling him to "toke him and (quoting directly) "don't take none that shit babe" convince them both to step off the bus ready to fight Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus drver, simply says "shut the door mate, AND WALKS BACK TO HIS MOTHERFUCKING SEAT The bus driver shut the door, drove away, and the entire bus ERUPTED, We were clapping, we were cheering, I gave Shit-Skull the finger out the window and Im pretty sure people hugged. T;dr: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book. 76 Unike Comment Share You. lice this Knowing Brisbane, it's quite possible this actually happened. The clapping/cheering/hugging was a bit much though.
Af, Being Alone, and God: 35 subscribers
 21 hours ago near sbane, Queenoland
 Subscribed
 OH MY GOD. IJUST WITNESSED THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY
 On a bus, heading home from the city I am greeted by an incredibly nice Rüssian-sounding bus driver
 with a smile on his face. About 4 stops later (in the valley, of course) a bogan hops on with his skaniky
 ( assume) girifriend. (May hove been sister. May have been both.) Naturally, he does not hove the
 money for a bus, so af course The Bogan (Henceforth referred to as Shit-Skull) blemes the bus driver.
 Using all manner of racial slurs, loud profantes and general offensve douchbagery, Shit-Skl
 proceeds to be a asshole and make the entire buzs shuffie uncomfortably in their seats.
 All except one man.
 Ah, this man. I wish 1I could BE this man, this average looking hero that stepped up to defend the poor
 bus driver
 "Look mate, he's just doing his job. How's about you calm down and leave the driver alone. It's no t his
 foult you can't pay."The logic of the situation made a slight whistling noise as it passed over Shit-
 Skull's head. We could see the Tonka Truck gears dlunk and grind in this mans underdeveloped
 cranium. Calm...down? It must be a challenge!
 "Are you try'na start me et? You wanna go me you fkong e You wanna fing go me?" Ah,
 truly the words of a poet. But not even Oscar Wilde himself could have predict the Betmen-esque
 reaction of:
 "Yeah, actually. Let's do this. Off the bus.
 You could hear a penny drop as the 256mb brain inside She-Skul's shitty little skull bicked over. Finally,
 the judging eyes of the bus coupled with the high-pitched, sluring voice of his sister-deughter teling
 him to "toke him and (quoting directly) "don't take none that shit babe" convince them both to step off
 the bus ready to fight
 Calmer than a monk on morphine, our hero turns to the bus drver, simply says "shut the door mate,
 AND WALKS BACK TO HIS MOTHERFUCKING SEAT The bus driver shut the door, drove away, and the
 entire bus ERUPTED, We were clapping, we were cheering, I gave Shit-Skull the finger out the window
 and Im pretty sure people hugged.
 T;dr: Thank you stranger, for making humans okay in my book.
 76
 Unike Comment Share
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Knowing Brisbane, it's quite possible this actually happened. The clapping/cheering/hugging was a bit much though.

Knowing Brisbane, it's quite possible this actually happened. The clapping/cheering/hugging was a bit much though.

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