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Apparently, Brains, and Confidence: bidoof change.org Trending petition Matt-There's a new petition taking off on Change.org, and we think you might be interested in signing it. Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples' Guns So They Can't Shoot Them thetwinkerbell It's still gonna shoot... And they're gonna lose a finger ssj14goku No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this domozillla This is a gun we're talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger. ssj14goku The finger blocks it dildomuncher3000 The finger won't block it the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond. ssj14goku The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it's not that hard to understand lgbltsandwitch People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded. hungwy No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong. blipblerp Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger. gorps No the finger would stop it jorycancrochet I'm loving the idiocy of this post. Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom... Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V snakegay no the finger would stop it indianworiorprincess You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I'Il I'll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet Dumdasses egay sna the finger would stop it meatswitch raptorific Apparently for dudes who've got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, "someone who's wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they're smarter than you" is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on almost any subject and their ego, their staunch belief that the masses are so far below them, will blind them to the fact that you're just fucking with them, and as long as you don't admit you're fucking with them or acknowledge that there's anything Off about what you're saying, they won't be able to stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their Authority, and they won't be able to see that will literally never happen. lynati The finger is smooth in all directions. That's why it can stop the bullet.
Apparently, Brains, and Confidence: bidoof
 change.org
 Trending petition
 Matt-There's a new petition taking off on Change.org, and we
 think you might be interested in signing it.
 Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000
 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole
 Of Peoples' Guns So They Can't Shoot Them
 thetwinkerbell
 It's still gonna shoot... And they're gonna lose a
 finger
 ssj14goku
 No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
 domozillla
 This is a gun we're talking about. The projectile
 is fired using an explosion, not by compressed
 air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling
 shot. People would be lucky if they only lost
 their finger.
 ssj14goku
 The finger blocks it
 dildomuncher3000
 The finger won't block it the shaft is only there
 for keeping the bullet straight, all the
 propulsion happens behind the bullet. The
 bullet would rip through the finger, not that
 many would actually fit without the victim
 being a child, and beyond.
 ssj14goku
 The bullet would go forward a little and then
 hit the finger and stop it's not that hard to
 understand
 lgbltsandwitch
 People are going to lose
 their hands. Go watch
 Mythbusters. They did
 an episode on this, the
 hand fucking exploded.
 hungwy
 No, the bullet would
 start to go but stop at
 the finger. Thats basic
 physics. Also hands dont
 explode normally they
 did something wrong.
 blipblerp
 Why the dingleknockers would you even
 consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a
 loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling
 the bullet at that close of range would shatter
 the finger at the very least; this is a petition for
 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their
 hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a
 persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth
 it sure as hell will explode a finger.
 gorps
 No the finger would stop it
 jorycancrochet
 I'm loving the idiocy of this post.
 Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom...
 Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
 snakegay
 no the finger would stop it
 indianworiorprincess
 You guy who think the bullet would stop at the
 finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer
 to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I'Il
 I'll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet
 Dumdasses
 egay
 sna
 the finger would stop it
 meatswitch
 raptorific
 Apparently for dudes who've got a compulsive need
 to be the smartest person in the room, "someone
 who's wrong in a really stupid way who has
 unshakable confidence that they're smarter than
 you" is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on
 almost any subject and their ego, their staunch
 belief that the masses are so far below them, will
 blind them to the fact that you're just fucking with
 them, and as long as you don't admit you're fucking
 with them or acknowledge that there's anything
 Off about what you're saying, they won't be able to
 stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their
 Authority, and they won't be able to see that will
 literally never happen.
 lynati
 The finger is smooth in all directions. That's
 why it can stop the bullet.

Brains, Fucking, and Guns: change.org Trending petition Matt There's a new petition taking off on Change.org, and we think you might be interested in signing it. meatswitch: snakegay: indianworiorprincess: snakegay: jorycancrochet: gorps: blipblerp: hungwy: lgbltsandwitch: ssj14goku: dildomuncher3000: ssj14goku: domozillla: ssj14goku: thetwinkerbell: ssj14goku: Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger. The finger blocks it The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond. The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded. No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong. Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger. No the finger would stop it I’m loving the idiocy of this post. Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom… Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics :V no the finger would stop it You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses the finger would stop it
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meatswitch:
snakegay:


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snakegay:


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gorps:

blipblerp:


hungwy:

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dildomuncher3000:

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

The finger blocks it

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand


People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.



No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.


Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.


No the finger would stop it


I’m loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics :V

no the finger would stop it


You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer  to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet.  Dumdasses

the finger would stop it

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Brains, Fucking, and Guns: change.org Trending petition Matt There's a new petition taking off on Change.org, and we think you might be interested in signing it. meatswitch: snakegay: indianworiorprincess: snakegay: jorycancrochet: gorps: blipblerp: hungwy: lgbltsandwitch: ssj14goku: dildomuncher3000: ssj14goku: domozillla: ssj14goku: thetwinkerbell: ssj14goku: Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger. The finger blocks it The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond. The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded. No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong. Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger. No the finger would stop it I’m loving the idiocy of this post. Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom… Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics :V no the finger would stop it You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses the finger would stop it
Brains, Fucking, and Guns: change.org Trending petition
 Matt There's a new petition taking off on Change.org, and we
 think you might be interested in signing it.
meatswitch:
snakegay:


indianworiorprincess:

snakegay:


jorycancrochet:

gorps:

blipblerp:


hungwy:

lgbltsandwitch:


ssj14goku:

dildomuncher3000:

ssj14goku:

domozillla:

ssj14goku:

thetwinkerbell:

ssj14goku:

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

The finger blocks it

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand


People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.



No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.


Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.


No the finger would stop it


I’m loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics :V

no the finger would stop it


You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer  to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet.  Dumdasses

the finger would stop it

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Frozen, God, and Heaven: The following is reputed to be an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. "Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: "1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. "2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over "So which is it? "If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct-leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God." This student received an A+ VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM ENGINEERS TORY.COM srsfunny:Hell Explained By An Engineer
Frozen, God, and Heaven: The following is reputed to be an actual question given on a University of
 Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
 The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
 with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
 pleasure of enjoying it as well
 Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
 (absorbs heat)?
 Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
 cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
 One student, however, wrote the following:
 First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in
 time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are
 moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving,
 which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that
 once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.Therefore, no souls
 are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's
 look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
 "Most of these religions state that if you are not a member
 of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
 than one of these religions and since people do not belong
 to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to
 Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
 the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now,
 we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
 Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
 pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
 expand proportionately as souls are added.
 This gives two possibilities:
 "1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
 which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure
 in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
 "2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
 souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
 until Hell freezes over
 "So which is it?
 "If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
 Freshman year that, It will be a cold day in Hell before I
 sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept
 with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus
 I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
 over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
 frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
 souls and is therefore, extinct-leaving only Heaven,
 thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which
 explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my
 God."
 This student received an A+
 VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM
 ENGINEERS
 TORY.COM
srsfunny:Hell Explained By An Engineer

srsfunny:Hell Explained By An Engineer

Advice, College, and Cute: "At my first job in Tallahas-It must be galling for al kinds of mistakes. It was a see," says the St. Petersburg, Parveen to be thrown in with great experience." Fla. native, "I used to write the ranks of low-atmosphere Her no-pressure probation wore with the weather b bes. She is, if any ary period goes a long way explaining her remark yunflappable on-air de would date m xt t carefu You ave pe let ar toda wearing." from the American Meteoro- I never get nervous on I S Fiety. That'sDthe camera," she says. "What's the worst that can happen? I re- stumble over my words? I ate in Tampa and now to Phil cent data available from the lose my train of thought? I've adelphia, the fourth-largest AMS, fewer than 30 percent been through all that before Parveen's wardrobe has ntial d in jum st to the TV harket in t nation.of TV weth forecasters It's not an issue to me." The way newscasters roles ec- are perceived, meteorologists ily Tynan doesn't have one. tend to get little respect. Yet will admit s a steep Neither does Kate Bilo or Sue they may be doing the hard reer meteoric TI John Bolaris. Neither est job nor Sam Champion They have to unpack a gotten. But I would like t is certified, for that matter great deal of information in a think my pe formance in A college degree in meteo- very compressed time, make what rology is needed even to ap- scientific concepts simple to ply. That's followed by a pair grasp, structure the narra tive, and do it all at top speed o question She s a t top of rigorous tests notch meteorologist Let's face it: You need to be without a script As NBC10 news director An a serious weather geek to pur-It's all ad-libbed," says zin Williams savs. "She hrings sue a CRM Parveen "Peonle are al sweephimoffhisfeet:Reblog and follow please!
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 see," says the St. Petersburg, Parveen to be thrown in with great experience."
 Fla. native, "I used to write the ranks of low-atmosphere Her no-pressure probation
 wore with the weather b bes. She is, if any ary period goes a long way
 explaining her remark
 yunflappable on-air de
 would
 date m xt t
 carefu You ave pe
 let
 ar toda
 wearing."
 from the American Meteoro- I never get nervous on
 I S Fiety. That'sDthe camera," she says. "What's
 the worst that can happen? I
 re- stumble over my words? I
 ate in Tampa and now to Phil cent data available from the lose my train of thought? I've
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 John Bolaris. Neither est job
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 what rology is needed even to ap- scientific concepts simple to
 ply. That's followed by a pair grasp, structure the narra
 tive, and do it all at top speed
 o question She s a t
 top of rigorous tests
 notch meteorologist
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 As NBC10 news director An a serious weather geek to pur-It's all ad-libbed," says
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Bad, Beef, and Fire: ifeelbetterer tumblr Follow hellotailor 1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center 2. He was as tall as a 6'3" tree 3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master 4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30. 5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. 6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up 7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. 8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something 9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. 10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room- temperature Canadian beef 11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM 12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object. wollipyos Some of the worst analogies written by high school students I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT. bewbin These are genius ninjagirlmai I lost it at number 10 farorescourage "the worst analogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right. beingfacetious #you say 'worst analogies i say 'heirs of douglas adams, Source papadevs 291.019 notes These analogies are like poetry if the poet had been sleepless for five days subsisting only on Red Bull and raw coffee beans
Bad, Beef, and Fire: ifeelbetterer
 tumblr
 Follow
 hellotailor
 1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center
 2. He was as tall as a 6'3" tree
 3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently
 compressed by a Thigh Master
 4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal
 quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at
 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
 5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also
 never met.
 6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
 before it throws up
 7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind
 her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
 8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real
 duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or
 something
 9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
 10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-
 temperature Canadian beef
 11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his
 wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly
 surcharge-free ATM
 12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.
 wollipyos
 Some of the worst analogies written by high school students
 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.
 bewbin
 These are genius
 ninjagirlmai
 I lost it at number 10
 farorescourage
 "the worst analogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They
 work like a charm if you do them right.
 beingfacetious
 #you say 'worst analogies i say 'heirs of douglas adams,
 Source papadevs
 291.019 notes
These analogies are like poetry if the poet had been sleepless for five days subsisting only on Red Bull and raw coffee beans

These analogies are like poetry if the poet had been sleepless for five days subsisting only on Red Bull and raw coffee beans

College, News, and Period: "At my first job in Tallahas-It must be galling for al kinds of mistakes. It was a see," says the St. Petersburg, Parveen to be thrown in with great experience Fla. native, "I used to write the ranks of low-atmosphere Her no-pressure probation wore with the weather b bes. She is, if any ary period goes a long way explaining her remark yunflappable on-air de would date m xt t carefu You ave pe let ar toda wearing." from the American Meteoro- I never get nervous on I S Fiety. That'sDthe camera," she says, "what's the worst that can happen? I re- stumble over my words? I ate in Tampa and now to Phil cent data available from the lose my train of thought? I've adelphia, the fourth-largest AMS, fewer than 30 percent been through all that before Parveen's wardrobe has ntial d in jum st to the TV harket in t nation.of TV weth forecasters It's not an issue to me." The way newscasters roles ec- are perceived, meteorologists ily Tynan doesn't have one. tend to get little respect. Yet will admit s a steep Neither does Kate Bilo or Sue they may be doing the hard earn th est pe meteoric John Bolaris. Neither est job nor Sam Champion They have to unpack gotten. But I would like t is certified, for that matter. great deal of information in a think my pe formance in A college degree in meteo- very compressed time, make what rology is needed even to ap- scientific concepts simple to ply. That's followed by a pair grasp, structure the narra tive, and do it all at top speed o question She s d t top of rigorous tests notch meteorologist Let's face it: You need to be without a script As NBC10 news director An a serious weather geek to pur-It's all ad-libbed," says zin Williams savs. "She hrings sue a CRM Parveen"Peonle are al
College, News, and Period: "At my first job in Tallahas-It must be galling for al kinds of mistakes. It was a
 see," says the St. Petersburg, Parveen to be thrown in with great experience
 Fla. native, "I used to write the ranks of low-atmosphere Her no-pressure probation
 wore with the weather b bes. She is, if any ary period goes a long way
 explaining her remark
 yunflappable on-air de
 would
 date m xt t
 carefu You ave pe
 let
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Bad, Clothes, and Sorry: Juliajml5 tumblr . com
 also Known
 as THE DEVIL
 But it is not as bad as it seems...
 Basically you must UNDERSTAND what are you drawing,
 how the fabric behave and why it behaves that way
 So, you just need to
 avoid drawing
 random strokes
 without loaic... cause
 it is hardly going to
 look reasonable
 The bosic clicke ways of de for madion
 See this kirt?
 COMPRESSED
 STRETCHED
 TW İSTED
 it can be...
 ond many
 others..
 So this way the folds and wrinkles are based on tension and gravity
 one-point
 tensiontwo-points tensicn near tcnsion
 G force
 floor line
 Fobric folds on itsclf over layers and gaps
 You can think it
 as mounrtains
 GAP LAYER
 and
 too.

 On clothes, it will behave along with its characteristics and with the body that it is on
 faoic is
 LATERS
 loose
 Strokes
 lcok mor
 Loyer
 Gop
 GAPS
 Parallel
 under stretchia ond compression
 Strokes ar rodial
 to the ension point
 strokes on
 tighter
 fubrics
 a loose fabric is often
 shapeless ond 6oft
 Follow mor
 the form
 under tt
 (vno big need fer lats of lines)
 In general, we'll see most of
 the wrinkling on the joints of the body
 Knees, ankles,wrists, elloouus,armpits etc...
 also,
 usually
 more
 strokes
 on the
 ends

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 each other and with what is under it!
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long time without a tutorial… I tried to explain my general process of working here, hope someone will find it useful :)

juliajm15: sorry for any grammar mistakes long time without a tutorial… I tried to explain my general process of working here, hope some...

Drinking, Empire, and Future: cleaning ur PC with compressed ir can using a vaccum Cleaner to clean your pc using a leaf blower to clean your pc taking deep breath and blowing with your mouth to clean your pc Eating beans and farting to blow the dust out Using a Whoopie Cushion to blow the dust out Using a straw to inhale the dust in Ordering 1400 year old folding fan found in japan and using that to blow the dust away Drinking pepsi and burping into your pc Keep track of the weather and go outside during a windy day to blow the dust off Jumping off the empire state building with your pc causing the gushing air resistance to blow the dust off your pc once you reach maximum velocity Traveling back in time to buy slaves and using them to breath and blow the dust off your pc Traveling to the future and finding out the date of the next hurricane so you can take your pc outside and let the hurricane clean your pc Traveling back in time to when trump dropped MOAB in Afghanistan and go into the caves where the bomb will cause all the air to be sucked out of the caves so your pc will be cleaned Taking your pc into a space station and opening the door to the space station causing the difference in pressure and space to suck the air out of the space ship in an insane burst and therefore cleaning your pc Traveling to the future and finding out the meaning of life and learn to build classrooms then traveling back to the present to build an enormous lecture hatl that holds 2000 students then tell them the meaning of life, causing the students to simultaneously gasp in surprise causing air suction in the room and therefore cleaning your pc Going to the future and finding out you cannot go back in time due to a glitch so you are stuck in the future, but you decide to spend your time to find the most efficient way to clean your pc and write it down in the meaning of life diary so your past self can find it when he travels to the future for the meaning of life
Drinking, Empire, and Future: cleaning ur PC
 with compressed
 ir can
 using a vaccum
 Cleaner to clean
 your pc
 using a leaf blower
 to clean your pc
 taking deep breath
 and blowing with
 your mouth to
 clean your pc
 Eating beans and farting
 to blow the dust out
 Using a Whoopie
 Cushion to blow the
 dust out
 Using a straw to inhale the
 dust in
 Ordering 1400 year old
 folding fan found in japan
 and using that to blow the
 dust away
 Drinking pepsi and
 burping into your pc
 Keep track of the weather
 and go outside during a
 windy day to blow the
 dust off
 Jumping off the empire
 state building with your pc
 causing the gushing air
 resistance to blow the dust
 off your pc once you reach
 maximum velocity
 Traveling back in time to
 buy slaves and using
 them to breath and blow
 the dust off your pc
 Traveling to the future
 and finding out the date
 of the next hurricane so
 you can take your pc
 outside and let the
 hurricane clean your pc
 Traveling back in time to
 when trump dropped
 MOAB in Afghanistan and
 go into the caves where
 the bomb will cause all
 the air to be sucked out of
 the caves so your pc will
 be cleaned
 Taking your pc into a space
 station and opening the door to
 the space station causing the
 difference in pressure and
 space to suck the air out of the
 space ship in an insane burst
 and therefore cleaning your pc
 Traveling to the future and
 finding out the meaning of
 life and learn to build
 classrooms then traveling
 back to the present to build
 an enormous lecture hatl
 that holds 2000 students
 then tell them the meaning
 of life, causing the students
 to simultaneously gasp in
 surprise causing air suction
 in the room and therefore
 cleaning your pc
 Going to the future and
 finding out you cannot go
 back in time due to a glitch
 so you are stuck in the
 future, but you decide to
 spend your time to find the
 most efficient way to clean
 your pc and write it down in
 the meaning of life diary so
 your past self can find it
 when he travels to the
 future for the meaning of
 life
Bad, Beef, and Drunk: 1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center 2. He was as tall as a 6'3" tree 3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master 4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30 5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met 6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up 7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant. 8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something 9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever 10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room- temperature Canadian beef 11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM 12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object. machawicket beingfacetious Tarorescourage ninjagirlmai bewbin wollipyos Some of the worst analogies written by high school students I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT These are genius I lost it at number 10 "the worsanalogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right #you say 'worst analogies, i say 'heirs of douglas adams' We read these aloud while slightly drunk in Ireland last summer, and it's one of my favorite memories. I still can't pick my favorite, as at lease five of these made me laugh so hard I cried Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something
Bad, Beef, and Drunk: 1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center
 2. He was as tall as a 6'3" tree
 3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently
 compressed by a Thigh Master
 4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal
 quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at
 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30
 5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also
 never met
 6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
 before it throws up
 7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind
 her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
 8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real
 duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or
 something
 9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever
 10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-
 temperature Canadian beef
 11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his
 wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly
 surcharge-free ATM
 12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.
 machawicket
 beingfacetious
 Tarorescourage
 ninjagirlmai
 bewbin
 wollipyos
 Some of the worst analogies written by high school students
 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT
 These are genius
 I lost it at number 10
 "the worsanalogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They
 work like a charm if you do them right
 #you say 'worst analogies, i say 'heirs of douglas adams'
 We read these aloud while slightly drunk in Ireland last summer, and it's one of my
 favorite memories. I still can't pick my favorite, as at lease five of these made me
 laugh so hard I cried
Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something

Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something

Beer, College, and Drunk: Cleaning your PC using compressed air Cleaning your PC using a vacuum cleaner Cleaning your PC using a leaf blower Taking a deep breath and then blowing on your PC to clean it Eating beans and farting on the keyboard to clean your PC Using your fart pillow to clean your PC Sucking all the dust through a straw to clean your PC Getting drunk with large amounts of low quality beer and then burping on your keyboard to clean your PC Buying a 14th-century Japanese silk fan to clean your PC Checking the weather forecast to get out on a windy day to clean your PC Jumping from the Empire State Building to clean your PC using air drag Going back in time to buy some slaves and making thenm clean your PC with their breath Traveling to the future to know when the next hurricane will be and then getting back to let the hurricane clean your PC Traveling back in time to when'st Trump dropped the MOAB and staying in that cave waiting for the air sucking to clean your PC Taking your PC to the ISS opening the hatch and letting the pressure difference clean your PC Traveling to the future finding the Meaning of Life and then getting back to the present to give a lecture to more than 2000 college students explaining them the Reason for the Existence to make their absolute astonishment cause them to simultaneously sigh so that you can point your PC to them to clean it in a really effective manner Traveling to future but getting stuck there because of a spacetime glitch and then spending your remaining time to search for an effective way to clean your PC and then writing it in the Meaning of Life Diary so that your past self can discover it when he will travel to find the Meaning of Life Spending two hours of your shitty life translating an old normie meme into English replacing all the images with higher quality ones thoroughly searching on the Internet only to post said meme on /rldankmemes to receive the lovely comments telling you you are a fuckin' normie <p>I&rsquo;m gonna fucking kill myself</p>
Beer, College, and Drunk: Cleaning your PC using
 compressed air
 Cleaning your PC using
 a vacuum cleaner
 Cleaning your PC using
 a leaf blower
 Taking a deep breath
 and then blowing on your
 PC to clean it
 Eating beans and farting
 on the keyboard to clean
 your PC
 Using your fart pillow to
 clean your PC
 Sucking all the dust
 through a straw to clean
 your PC
 Getting drunk with large
 amounts of low quality
 beer and then burping on
 your keyboard to clean
 your PC
 Buying a 14th-century
 Japanese silk fan to clean
 your PC
 Checking the weather
 forecast to get out on a
 windy day to clean your PC
 Jumping from the Empire
 State Building to clean your
 PC using air drag
 Going back in time to buy
 some slaves and making thenm
 clean your PC with their breath
 Traveling to the future to know
 when the next hurricane will be
 and then getting back to let the
 hurricane clean your PC
 Traveling back in time to when'st
 Trump dropped the MOAB and
 staying in that cave waiting for
 the air sucking to clean your PC
 Taking your PC to the ISS
 opening the hatch and letting the
 pressure difference clean your PC
 Traveling to the future finding the
 Meaning of Life and then getting
 back to the present to give a lecture
 to more than 2000 college students
 explaining them the Reason for the
 Existence to make their absolute
 astonishment cause them to
 simultaneously sigh so that you can
 point your PC to them to clean it in a
 really effective manner
 Traveling to future but getting stuck
 there because of a spacetime glitch
 and then spending your remaining
 time to search for an effective way
 to clean your PC and then writing it
 in the Meaning of Life Diary so that
 your past self can discover it when
 he will travel to find the Meaning of
 Life
 Spending two hours of your
 shitty life translating an old
 normie meme into English
 replacing all the images with
 higher quality ones thoroughly
 searching on the Internet only
 to post said meme on
 /rldankmemes to receive the
 lovely comments telling you
 you are a fuckin' normie
<p>I&rsquo;m gonna fucking kill myself</p>

I’m gonna fucking kill myself

Anaconda, Beautiful, and Community: tumblr ESTD 2007 david: 10 years ago this Sunday, with modest expectations and little fanfare, Marco and I launched a side-project called Tumblr—a place where anyone could “post anything and customize everything.” Why did the world need Tumblr? I wasn’t sure it did. But I did. 2006 The net is vast and infinite. The web browser has become a multimedia powerhouse. “Social media” is upending news and entertainment. One-year-old YouTube has created a phenomenon of “viral video.” Google hits for “podcast” have jumped from 100-thousand to 100-million in less than a year. Twitter has just launched. And the “blogosphere” has become the voice of millions, with the total number of blogs now doubling every six months. Dope. But for all this progress, some of the internet’s brightest promise is fading. The wide-open and whimsical frontier of the World Wide Web is being reshaped by strict, narrow platforms. Our pictures, videos, music, journals, articles, links, status updates, are spread across a dozen different networks—each specializing in a single medium. The infinitely expressive canvas of HTML has been eclipsed by directories of vanilla-white profile pages. Our digital identities are fractured and engineers make the rules. Enter Tumblehub Tumblespot Tumblr, a modest solution inspired by an avant-garde community of bloggers calling themselves “tumbleloggers.” The premise, simply, to make space for each individual’s full range of expression. A median between the author’s unfiltered and editorial voice. With complete control over design and presentation, so anyone can create something that truly represents themselves and that is truly unique. 2007 After four months of running my own blog on Tumblr, making tweaks and improvements, we open to the public. Hundreds of thousands of people begin using Tumblr to share some of the most eclectic, clever, and beautiful things we’ve ever seen on the internet. We are humbled and awestruck. Racing to keep up, every feature we add attempts to stretch the canvas a little bit more, pushed by this community’s constant and boundless creativity. Five months in, you have captured our hearts. We work up the courage to pursue Tumblr full time. With a new purpose and brave investors, we close down our web development business and reopen as Tumblr, Inc. 2017 336 million Tumblrs. 146 billion posts. And counting. A generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders that have redefined our culture. I can’t say this enough: Thank you, thank you, thank you for making Tumblr everything that it is. For everything we’ve built, and all its shortcomings, you have managed to make this one of the most creative, lively, thoughtful, supportive, and open-minded corners of the world. We have learned so much from you and been so moved by your voices. The Next Ten Years The internet is at a crossroads again. Internet culture has become the prevalent, global culture. These networks expose us to new ideas and information but–too often–trap us in bubbles. The world has been compressed, and we are constantly challenged to reconcile our differences. With so many barriers to digital expression now lifted, and nearly all modes of media supported across all platforms, there is now an unprecedented opportunity to dedicate this space to freedom, truth, expanded perspective, and positive influence in the world. Tumblr’s focus over the next decade will shift accordingly. Expression has been and always will be a foundational part of Tumblr—and our roadmap this year will not disappoint—but it is now more urgent than ever to empower positive and productive connections across the communities that thrive here. To create an environment where people are truly safe to be themselves. To ensure positive discourse rises above toxicity. And to protect the free exchange of ideas, from which truth will emerge. We still have so much to prove and so much we’ve promised you. With this renewed focus, we are determined to deliver. One Last Thing From the bottom of my heart, thank you to everyone working on, and who has ever worked on, Tumblr. I’ve learned so much from all of you, and it is a privilege to come to work with so many brilliant and talented people. We couldn’t have done any of this without your maniacal devotion throughout this journey. Fuck yeah to 10 more 💙
Anaconda, Beautiful, and Community: tumblr
 ESTD
 2007
david:
10 years ago this Sunday, with modest expectations and little fanfare, Marco and I launched a side-project called Tumblr—a place where anyone could “post anything and customize everything.”
Why did the world need Tumblr? I wasn’t sure it did. But I did.
2006
The net is vast and infinite. The web browser has become a multimedia powerhouse. “Social media” is upending news and entertainment. One-year-old YouTube has created a phenomenon of “viral video.” Google hits for “podcast” have jumped from 100-thousand to 100-million in less than a year. Twitter has just launched. And the “blogosphere” has become the voice of millions, with the total number of blogs now doubling every six months. Dope.
But for all this progress, some of the internet’s brightest promise is fading. The wide-open and whimsical frontier of the World Wide Web is being reshaped by strict, narrow platforms. Our pictures, videos, music, journals, articles, links, status updates, are spread across a dozen different networks—each specializing in a single medium. The infinitely expressive canvas of HTML has been eclipsed by directories of vanilla-white profile pages. Our digital identities are fractured and engineers make the rules.
Enter Tumblehub Tumblespot Tumblr, a modest solution inspired by an avant-garde community of bloggers calling themselves “tumbleloggers.” The premise, simply, to make space for each individual’s full range of expression. A median between the author’s unfiltered and editorial voice. With complete control over design and presentation, so anyone can create something that truly represents themselves and that is truly unique.
2007
After four months of running my own blog on Tumblr, making tweaks and improvements, we open to the public. Hundreds of thousands of people begin using Tumblr to share some of the most eclectic, clever, and beautiful things we’ve ever seen on the internet.
We are humbled and awestruck.
Racing to keep up, every feature we add attempts to stretch the canvas a little bit more, pushed by this community’s constant and boundless creativity. Five months in, you have captured our hearts. We work up the courage to pursue Tumblr full time.
With a new purpose and brave investors, we close down our web development business and reopen as Tumblr, Inc.
2017
336 million Tumblrs. 146 billion posts. And counting.
A generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders that have redefined our culture. 
I can’t say this enough: Thank you, thank you, thank you for making Tumblr everything that it is. For everything we’ve built, and all its shortcomings, you have managed to make this one of the most creative, lively, thoughtful, supportive, and open-minded corners of the world.
We have learned so much from you and been so moved by your voices.
The Next Ten Years
The internet is at a crossroads again.
Internet culture has become the prevalent, global culture. These networks expose us to new ideas and information but–too often–trap us in bubbles. The world has been compressed, and we are constantly challenged to reconcile our differences.
With so many barriers to digital expression now lifted, and nearly all modes of media supported across all platforms, there is now an unprecedented opportunity to dedicate this space to freedom, truth, expanded perspective, and positive influence in the world. Tumblr’s focus over the next decade will shift accordingly.
Expression has been and always will be a foundational part of Tumblr—and our roadmap this year will not disappoint—but it is now more urgent than ever to empower positive and productive connections across the communities that thrive here. To create an environment where people are truly safe to be themselves. To ensure positive discourse rises above toxicity. And to protect the free exchange of ideas, from which truth will emerge.
We still have so much to prove and so much we’ve promised you. With this renewed focus, we are determined to deliver.
One Last Thing
From the bottom of my heart, thank you to everyone working on, and who has ever worked on, Tumblr. I’ve learned so much from all of you, and it is a privilege to come to work with so many brilliant and talented people. We couldn’t have done any of this without your maniacal devotion throughout this journey.
Fuck yeah to 10 more 💙

david: 10 years ago this Sunday, with modest expectations and little fanfare, Marco and I launched a side-project called Tumblr—a place wher...

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Food, Life, and Animal: l'll take a Double Triple
 Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by
 lfour, animal-style,
 extra shinales
 with a shimmy and a squeeze
 light axle grease, make it cry
 burn it, and let it swim
 lwilhave the meal known as the Bossy dele,execpt doubledaswellas triped
 and on afotation device the patterm should be quadruple by quadruple,syled after
 the creatures of the animal kingdom, extra roof omamentsshimmied and embracedas
 wellas light varety of connecting pipe food oil, make ithoribly depressed,set talight
 a llit to proplltselfinthe water.
 I, the invertibrate known as bubblebass, will be partaking in the popular bikini botom food known as the Krabby Patty
 the form known as the bossy deluxe in particular,however,Iwould, in addition to this,Iwould like the burger to be
 modified in the following ways the amount of ingredients used should be doubled, then the aforementioned
 ingredients should be tripled,ona device created for the purpose of floating atop water,Ishall make the pattern of the
 burger to be in the format of four, followed by another four,it should follow severalmilarites particular mainly
 to the genus ofcreatures known popularly as wellas scientifically as the animal kingdom,additional ornaments are to
 be applied to the top of t, shookenthouroghlyand compressed between fingers, as wellas a notably non-heavy
 connecting lavored food lubricant, force the burger into suicidal depression, make the several times aforementioned
 burger combustas wel, and give it the freedom to move in the four cardinal directions in the undersea area
 l am an undersea creature from the genus commonlv ofinvertibrates rerefreeerd to as fish
 particularlaythe veraity known as basss, despite hte fact theat it is illogicaetl to expect
 a fishl, especiallyonme of my varietly to order a hamburerr
 but dispite thisl would heavilly prefer tohavfe a burger from the popular
 bikinini bottob resturant to as the krucstie krak in orderr to have eno of thies brugers
 thea variety of burger that l would like tooo order wouuuld be the authority-exersising
 elite edition on a device created by the homohomohomohomosapien speciesssin ordere
 to make them able to flaot atop the chemical refererereed to as as h2o, the pattern in which
 should be asssembleed is the four by four by four by four by four by four by four, in should
 also by increased in sized in order to use double the atoms in its makup in order to make it
 ore able to sustain my life wwwwith ist nutrientss, makee the burger have even more
 ff ornaments then ti should usually have, condense the atoms that make up the burger
 in such a way as the constitute the actillion auajai TO as a squeeeeze, add particulararly
 non-heavy food fat, mocc the burger until it has a massive tdeisiser to kil itself like mine
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Being Alone, Gif, and Gimp: Gyazo Free screenshot maker. Draw box screenshots or whole screen Also includes .gif screenshot maker ixati Lightweight, powerful torrent client. Ad-free CPUID CPU-Z Auto-detects most of your PC hardware, incase you forgot or don't know. Detects CPU, GPU, Motherboard, RAM, etc. Nexus Mod Manager Essential for heavy modders. Easy to use manager for dozens of games. Mods available from the Nexus website GIMP Advanced photo manipulation program. Will open almost any image file DisplayFusion Very useful tool for multiple monitors. Allows multi-monitor wallpapers to be used without tiling, or seperate wallpapers for either screen Virtual CloneDrive Create and burn virtual disc drives SketchUp 3D design software. Useful for 3D printing, architecture, or just messing around NifSkope Allows you to view and edit .nif game files. Useful for modding, especially Bethesda games. VLC Media Player Probably the best media player available. Very user friendly Opens files such as .mkv. Google Earth The stand-alone, more advanced equivilent to Google Maps. Get directions, find hotels, or explore the world Xfire Lightweight chat software that integrates with almost any game. Includes voice chat. Useful for game tournaments. WinRAR File archiver and data compression software. Used to unpack compressed files. paint.NET Popular, user-frieldly paint software with tons of plugins 95 Fraps Screen capture software. Also includes framerate indicator Uber Humor There's always money in the banana stand <p><a href="http://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/154601967594/some-free-useful-programs" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Some free useful programs</p></blockquote>
Being Alone, Gif, and Gimp: Gyazo
 Free screenshot maker. Draw box screenshots or whole screen
 Also includes .gif screenshot maker
 ixati
 Lightweight, powerful torrent client. Ad-free
 CPUID CPU-Z
 Auto-detects most of your PC hardware, incase you forgot
 or don't know. Detects CPU, GPU, Motherboard, RAM, etc.
 Nexus Mod Manager
 Essential for heavy modders. Easy to use manager for dozens
 of games. Mods available from the Nexus website
 GIMP
 Advanced photo manipulation program. Will open almost
 any image file
 DisplayFusion
 Very useful tool for multiple monitors. Allows multi-monitor
 wallpapers to be used without tiling, or seperate wallpapers
 for either screen
 Virtual CloneDrive
 Create and burn virtual disc drives
 SketchUp
 3D design software. Useful for 3D printing, architecture,
 or just messing around
 NifSkope
 Allows you to view and edit .nif game files. Useful for
 modding, especially Bethesda games.
 VLC Media Player
 Probably the best media player available. Very user friendly
 Opens files such as .mkv.
 Google Earth
 The stand-alone, more advanced equivilent to Google Maps.
 Get directions, find hotels, or explore the world
 Xfire
 Lightweight chat software that integrates with almost any
 game. Includes voice chat. Useful for game tournaments.
 WinRAR
 File archiver and data compression software. Used to
 unpack compressed files.
 paint.NET
 Popular, user-frieldly paint software with tons of plugins
 95
 Fraps
 Screen capture software. Also includes framerate indicator
 Uber Humor
 There's always money in the banana stand
<p><a href="http://omg-images.tumblr.com/post/154601967594/some-free-useful-programs" class="tumblr_blog">omg-images</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Some free useful programs</p></blockquote>

omg-images: Some free useful programs

Being Alone, Gif, and Gimp: Gyazo Free screenshot maker. Draw box screenshots or whole screen Also includes .gif screenshot maker ixati Lightweight, powerful torrent client. Ad-free CPUID CPU-Z Auto-detects most of your PC hardware, incase you forgot or don't know. Detects CPU, GPU, Motherboard, RAM, etc. Nexus Mod Manager Essential for heavy modders. Easy to use manager for dozens of games. Mods available from the Nexus website GIMP Advanced photo manipulation program. Will open almost any image file DisplayFusion Very useful tool for multiple monitors. Allows multi-monitor wallpapers to be used without tiling, or seperate wallpapers for either screen Virtual CloneDrive Create and burn virtual disc drives SketchUp 3D design software. Useful for 3D printing, architecture, or just messing around NifSkope Allows you to view and edit .nif game files. Useful for modding, especially Bethesda games. VLC Media Player Probably the best media player available. Very user friendly Opens files such as .mkv. Google Earth The stand-alone, more advanced equivilent to Google Maps. Get directions, find hotels, or explore the world Xfire Lightweight chat software that integrates with almost any game. Includes voice chat. Useful for game tournaments. WinRAR File archiver and data compression software. Used to unpack compressed files. paint.NET Popular, user-frieldly paint software with tons of plugins 95 Fraps Screen capture software. Also includes framerate indicator Uber Humor There's always money in the banana stand omg-images: Some free useful programs
Being Alone, Gif, and Gimp: Gyazo
 Free screenshot maker. Draw box screenshots or whole screen
 Also includes .gif screenshot maker
 ixati
 Lightweight, powerful torrent client. Ad-free
 CPUID CPU-Z
 Auto-detects most of your PC hardware, incase you forgot
 or don't know. Detects CPU, GPU, Motherboard, RAM, etc.
 Nexus Mod Manager
 Essential for heavy modders. Easy to use manager for dozens
 of games. Mods available from the Nexus website
 GIMP
 Advanced photo manipulation program. Will open almost
 any image file
 DisplayFusion
 Very useful tool for multiple monitors. Allows multi-monitor
 wallpapers to be used without tiling, or seperate wallpapers
 for either screen
 Virtual CloneDrive
 Create and burn virtual disc drives
 SketchUp
 3D design software. Useful for 3D printing, architecture,
 or just messing around
 NifSkope
 Allows you to view and edit .nif game files. Useful for
 modding, especially Bethesda games.
 VLC Media Player
 Probably the best media player available. Very user friendly
 Opens files such as .mkv.
 Google Earth
 The stand-alone, more advanced equivilent to Google Maps.
 Get directions, find hotels, or explore the world
 Xfire
 Lightweight chat software that integrates with almost any
 game. Includes voice chat. Useful for game tournaments.
 WinRAR
 File archiver and data compression software. Used to
 unpack compressed files.
 paint.NET
 Popular, user-frieldly paint software with tons of plugins
 95
 Fraps
 Screen capture software. Also includes framerate indicator
 Uber Humor
 There's always money in the banana stand
omg-images:

Some free useful programs

omg-images: Some free useful programs