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christmas cards: 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are.
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I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are.

I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are.

christmas cards: 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are.
christmas cards: 2018
 2017
 2016
 2015
 2014
I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are.

I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are.

christmas cards: 2018 2017 2016 2015 2014 I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2EsNiXm
christmas cards: 2018
 2017
 2016
 2015
 2014
I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2EsNiXm

I try to capture the essence of raising boys in our Christmas cards. Now they have a baby sister. Here they are. via /r/funny https://ift...

christmas cards: We couid go out on an amazing first date, have great conversation, lots of laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of firting before I charmingly end the night with a soft kiss on your cheek After that we'd get too busy and never talk to each other again. Interested? But what if it goes really well and we get married have this fairytale romance have 2.5 kids and eventually you get bored start sleeping with a co- worker I start eating my feelings, get diabetes. But we stay together for the kids of course and also people would judge you for leaving ur sick wife with diabetes What happened to half of one of our kids?i And did we at least give him half We had a dwarf son We call him LB For little bit of a person He struggles sometimes but L.B Looks forward to Christmas cards every year when he gets to play the elf sure there's not some time warp situation going on that we birthed Lil B the rapper, Because for the sake of the world we should just end it here id Hey you're the one having an affair. jus cheat on you with cake I'm sorry Karen! It's just with the two ids we never got time alone. And now you're filled with that nasty disease and I can't be intimate with you No I didn't say Karen. I said Maríah Stop putting words in my mouth DAMNIT DEREK!!! It's like you don't even care anymore The pregnancies did a number on your body. And you refused to go to the gym with me. It's hard to care if you don't care And that's who it is.. Karen from accounting. she's a whore,, she slept with your sister for Christ sake.. Pull your shit together we have church in IDIDNT SAY KAREN AND I DONT EAT CAKE WHERE IS MY INSULIN DEREK Stop trying to kill by hiding my medicine WHY do yOu NEED insulin if you don't eat cake? HUH? IF YOU DONT EAT CAKE YOU DONT NEED Oh and don't even try that same story you gave me last week. TWINKIES ARE CAKE AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THEY ARE CAKE It's like AIDS DEREKl Once it's in you, it's in you for good Maybe if you would stop having sex with Karen We could bang it out every once in a while and I wouldn't How would you know anything about aids Mariah? I had to make out with you for 7 hours to get you out of your clothes our first time, You don't get that time back. You think I WANTED to watch How to lose a Guy in 10 days? No. I chose that, so 1 could get laid But once again, I had to do all the That's my favorite movie. And you said you liked it. Also it's not my fault it takes you 2.7 hours just to get a bra AND YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR WHAT YOU WANT But what would you and your whore Karen know about You've never been 1he same and you know it. Ever since our first date, when we It's not my fault the first time we had sex you got me pregnant. It's hard to be the same after that Why couldn't you have just worn a condom IT FEELS BETTER WITHOUTA CONDOM I KNOW IT, COSMO KNOWS IT AND YOU KNOW IT Fine it was good. But ask yourself this WAS IT WORTH IT The answer is yes, IM ALWAYS ls THAT what you were muttering last ight when you were eating those cupcakes behind the bed? I really need to take you on a date. Not because I like you or anything it's strictly because I'm a sucker for drama stories and have to see how these stories play out. I don't know You and Karen can hit me up Tailor Thanks, Karen.
christmas cards: We couid go out on an amazing first
 date, have great conversation, lots of
 laughs, enjoy the absurd amounts of
 firting before I charmingly end the
 night with a soft kiss on your cheek
 After that we'd get too busy and never
 talk to each other again. Interested?
 But what if it goes really well and we
 get married have this fairytale
 romance have 2.5 kids and eventually
 you get bored start sleeping with a co-
 worker I start eating my feelings, get
 diabetes. But we stay together for
 the kids of course and also people
 would judge you for leaving ur sick
 wife with diabetes
 What happened to half of one of our
 kids?i And did we at least give him half
 We had a dwarf son
 We call him LB
 For little bit of a person
 He struggles sometimes but L.B
 Looks forward to Christmas cards
 every year when he gets to play the elf
 sure there's not some time warp
 situation going on that we birthed Lil B
 the rapper, Because for the sake of
 the world we should just end it here id
 Hey you're the one having an affair.
 jus cheat on you with cake
 I'm sorry Karen! It's just with the two
 ids we never got time alone. And now
 you're filled with that nasty disease
 and I can't be intimate with you
 No I didn't say Karen. I said Maríah
 Stop putting words in my mouth
 DAMNIT DEREK!!!
 It's like you don't even care anymore
 The pregnancies did a number on your
 body. And you refused to go to the
 gym with me. It's hard to care if you
 don't care
 And that's who it is.. Karen from
 accounting. she's a whore,, she slept
 with your sister for Christ sake.. Pull
 your shit together we have church in
 IDIDNT SAY KAREN
 AND I DONT EAT CAKE
 WHERE IS MY INSULIN DEREK Stop
 trying to kill by hiding my medicine
 WHY do yOu NEED insulin if you don't
 eat cake? HUH? IF YOU DONT EAT
 CAKE YOU DONT NEED
 Oh and don't even try that same story
 you gave me last week. TWINKIES
 ARE CAKE AND YOU KNOW DAMN
 WELL THEY ARE CAKE
 It's like AIDS DEREKl Once it's in you,
 it's in you for good
 Maybe if you would stop having sex
 with Karen We could bang it out
 every once in a while and I wouldn't
 How would you know anything about
 aids Mariah? I had to make out with
 you for 7 hours to get you out of your
 clothes our first time, You don't get
 that time back. You think I WANTED to
 watch How to lose a Guy in 10 days?
 No. I chose that, so 1 could get laid
 But once again, I had to do all the
 That's my favorite movie. And you
 said you liked it. Also it's not my fault
 it takes you 2.7 hours just to get a bra
 AND YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR
 WHAT YOU WANT But what would
 you and your whore Karen know about
 You've never been 1he same and you
 know it. Ever since our first date, when
 we
 It's not my fault the first time we had
 sex you got me pregnant. It's hard to
 be the same after that Why couldn't
 you have just worn a condom
 IT FEELS BETTER WITHOUTA
 CONDOM I KNOW IT, COSMO
 KNOWS IT AND YOU KNOW IT
 Fine it was good. But ask yourself this
 WAS IT WORTH IT
 The answer is yes, IM ALWAYS
 ls THAT what you were muttering last
 ight when you were eating those
 cupcakes behind the bed?
 I really need to take you on a date. Not
 because I like you or anything it's
 strictly because I'm a sucker for
 drama stories and have to see how
 these stories play out. I don't know
 You and Karen can hit me up
 Tailor
Thanks, Karen.

Thanks, Karen.

christmas cards: goingloco:Here is front and back of my Christmas cards 2017. Have good holidays everybody and stay frosty!
christmas cards: goingloco:Here is front and back of my Christmas cards 2017. Have good holidays everybody and stay frosty!

goingloco:Here is front and back of my Christmas cards 2017. Have good holidays everybody and stay frosty!

christmas cards: 4G 2:28 Posts Dec 19 at 3:45pm M Cards Stolen From Mailbox $1 Raeford, NC (28376) People are evil! This lady stole Christmas cards out of our mailbox containing gift cards for my in-laws this morning. I know people are struggling during this time of the year, but do they not know this is a federal offense?!?! Thankful for our home security system and that we have them on video I am so sick right now! O Write a comment 4G 2:28 Comments Or a meth head 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 I don't give two shit if u screen shot it hell I'll do it for u yes l was in the wrong taking the lady's 2 Christmas cards but all the other shit I didn't n the shit l post online comes from a friend that gets shit really really cheap not stolen but I'm not goin to sit here n go bk n forth when I get charged for the one crime I did I'll take it till then y'all keep doin what u do Just now Like Someone please grab ss and make a post calling her out specifically. Not everyone is in these comments Just now Like Someone is writing a comment O Write a reply 4G 2:25 Comments bladen county. Quit acting like this was just one time. 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 better hurry before she deletes stu 1 minute ago Like y no proof meaning l didn't fucking do it n yea l admit the video was me n I'll take the charges for that but all this other shit yall got fucked up I'm done commenting so y'all have at it peace Just now Like LIG 11%. 2:24 PM Comments that ass. 1 New Comment Like O Write a reply 4G 2.31 Comments I Like Comment O Write a comment 2 minutes ago Like Yes, please tell us why. Maybe we can UDGIN understand 1 minute ago Like Nothing was stolen off bk a truck where do y'all come up with all this what y all goin to blame everything in the USA on me? 1 minute ago Like eturn her it tweaker No 1 minute ago Unlike I 1 Are you going to give her cards back O Write a reply 4G 2:32 Comments She doesn't deny being on drugs JUDGING though 1 minute ago Like If 1 you gonna answer my guestion? Why'd you do it? You gonna give the cards back? Just now Like eone get ss pls! Yall got me fucking up at work. Lol getting yelled at an shit Just now Unlike I I go to a dr thats all u need to kno u ain't a fucking judge I ain't gotta answer shit Just now Like O Write a reply caught stealing gift cards out of mailboxes
christmas cards: 4G
 2:28
 Posts
 Dec 19 at 3:45pm M
 Cards Stolen From Mailbox
 $1 Raeford, NC (28376)
 People are evil! This lady stole Christmas cards out of
 our mailbox containing gift cards for my in-laws this
 morning. I know people are struggling during this time
 of the year, but do they not know this is a federal
 offense?!?! Thankful for our home security system
 and that we have them on video
 I am so sick right
 now!
 O Write a comment

 4G
 2:28
 Comments
 Or a meth head
 1 minute ago
 Unlike
 I 1
 I don't give two shit if u screen shot it
 hell I'll do it for u yes l was in the
 wrong taking the lady's 2 Christmas
 cards but all the other shit I didn't n
 the shit l post online comes from a
 friend that gets shit really really cheap
 not stolen but I'm not goin to sit here
 n go bk n forth when I get charged for
 the one crime I did I'll take it till then
 y'all keep doin what u do
 Just now
 Like
 Someone please grab ss and make a
 post calling her out specifically. Not
 everyone is in these comments
 Just now
 Like
 Someone is writing a comment
 O Write a reply

 4G
 2:25
 Comments
 bladen county. Quit acting like this
 was just one time.
 1 minute ago
 Unlike
 I 1
 better hurry
 before she deletes stu
 1 minute ago
 Like
 y no proof meaning l didn't
 fucking do it n yea l admit the video
 was me n I'll take the charges for that
 but all this other shit yall got fucked
 up I'm done commenting so y'all have
 at it peace
 Just now
 Like
 LIG 11%. 2:24 PM
 Comments
 that ass.
 1 New Comment
 Like
 O Write a reply

 4G
 2.31
 Comments
 I Like
 Comment
 O Write a comment
 2 minutes ago
 Like
 Yes, please tell us why. Maybe we can
 UDGIN
 understand
 1 minute ago
 Like
 Nothing was stolen off bk a truck
 where do y'all come up with all this
 what y all goin to blame everything in
 the USA on me?
 1 minute ago
 Like
 eturn her it tweaker
 No
 1 minute ago
 Unlike
 I 1
 Are you going to give her cards back
 O Write a reply

 4G
 2:32
 Comments
 She doesn't deny being on drugs
 JUDGING
 though
 1 minute ago
 Like
 If
 1
 you gonna
 answer my guestion? Why'd you do it?
 You gonna give the cards back?
 Just now
 Like
 eone get ss pls! Yall got me
 fucking up at work. Lol getting yelled
 at an shit
 Just now
 Unlike
 I
 I go to a dr thats all u need to kno u
 ain't a fucking judge I ain't gotta
 answer shit
 Just now
 Like
 O Write a reply
caught stealing gift cards out of mailboxes

caught stealing gift cards out of mailboxes