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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this little nugget when she gets home from work. Reddit u/belatedpajamas @DrSmashlove Now people always wanna be like โ€œwow how do you live in Chicagoโ€, โ€œdamn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miamiโ€, โ€œwow Chicago is big cold yuck.โ€ OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING ITโ€™S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I donโ€™t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like Iโ€™m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some โ€œCheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now itโ€™s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like โ€œOk these huskies donโ€™t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was realโ€. She opens her mouth and whispers: โ€œJeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoatโ€ (โ€œI can see your PP print through your overcoatโ€). And then u like โ€œaye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.โ€ And she like โ€œcome. Drink.โ€ And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like Iโ€™m her bb and Iโ€™m like โ€œwow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.โ€ Thatโ€™s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and Iโ€™m like โ€œJeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jegโ€ (โ€œI'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**โ€). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this
 little nugget when she gets home
 from work.
 Reddit u/belatedpajamas
 @DrSmashlove
Now people always wanna be like โ€œwow how do you live in Chicagoโ€, โ€œdamn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miamiโ€, โ€œwow Chicago is big cold yuck.โ€ OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING ITโ€™S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I donโ€™t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like Iโ€™m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some โ€œCheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now itโ€™s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like โ€œOk these huskies donโ€™t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was realโ€. She opens her mouth and whispers: โ€œJeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoatโ€ (โ€œI can see your PP print through your overcoatโ€). And then u like โ€œaye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.โ€ And she like โ€œcome. Drink.โ€ And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like Iโ€™m her bb and Iโ€™m like โ€œwow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.โ€ Thatโ€™s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and Iโ€™m like โ€œJeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jegโ€ (โ€œI'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**โ€). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Now people always wanna be like โ€œwow how do you live in Chicagoโ€, โ€œdamn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miamiโ€, โ€œwow Chicago is big cold y...

America, Best Friend, and Christmas: Yesterday at 6:41 AM My dad for three years, would come work odd jobs in America for 6 months go back to Venezuela for 6 months and that is how we live while Chavez took power in the country. In 2002 my dad left and never came back, that December my mother told us we were going to see him for Christmas break, we came with 2 suitcases, we left our apartment with everything our toys, pictures, furniture, we said goodbye to the family and friends thinking we will see them then again. I came to America to an empty apartment we had an air mattress where the four of us slept. We didn't even have covers and it was a cold December. But they sacrificed, both of them - they worked jobs that nobody else would- my father broke his back and became a stranger for years because he used to work 2 to 3 jobs at time for us to survive and we rarely saw him. ContinueReading: โ€œI can go on about the first couple of years here in America what we went through how my parents were able to provide for my sister and I to get to where we are. My father is my best friend โ€“ my mother is my strength, my fight is not for me but for both of them โ€“ I fight every day for those whose future are in jeopardy and I know mine is too. I donโ€™t want relief if it means harming my community, if it means putting my parents in jeopardy the original Dreamers. We wonโ€™t sell out our friends and families, we wonโ€™t give in this. Know that we will continue to speak up and loud against anything that puts our families at risk. This fight has been going on for 17 years โ€“ so many bills have been put at the table and both parties know that a CleanDreamAct has the bipartisan support to pass. We will continue to put pressure on those who are in power specially Speaker Ryan, the house and both Democrats and Republicans โ€“ I hope yall ready. ProtectDACA ProtectDreamers ProtectFamilies CleanDreamActNow.
America, Best Friend, and Christmas: Yesterday at 6:41 AM
 My dad for three years, would come work odd jobs in
 America for 6 months go back to Venezuela for 6 months
 and that is how we live while Chavez took power in the
 country. In 2002 my dad left and never came back, that
 December my mother told us we were going to see him for
 Christmas break, we came with 2 suitcases, we left our
 apartment with everything our toys, pictures, furniture, we
 said goodbye to the family and friends thinking we will see
 them then again. I came to America to an empty apartment
 we had an air mattress where the four of us slept. We
 didn't even have covers and it was a cold December. But
 they sacrificed, both of them - they worked jobs that
 nobody else would- my father broke his back and became a
 stranger for years because he used to work 2 to 3 jobs at
 time for us to survive and we rarely saw him.
ContinueReading: โ€œI can go on about the first couple of years here in America what we went through how my parents were able to provide for my sister and I to get to where we are. My father is my best friend โ€“ my mother is my strength, my fight is not for me but for both of them โ€“ I fight every day for those whose future are in jeopardy and I know mine is too. I donโ€™t want relief if it means harming my community, if it means putting my parents in jeopardy the original Dreamers. We wonโ€™t sell out our friends and families, we wonโ€™t give in this. Know that we will continue to speak up and loud against anything that puts our families at risk. This fight has been going on for 17 years โ€“ so many bills have been put at the table and both parties know that a CleanDreamAct has the bipartisan support to pass. We will continue to put pressure on those who are in power specially Speaker Ryan, the house and both Democrats and Republicans โ€“ I hope yall ready. ProtectDACA ProtectDreamers ProtectFamilies CleanDreamActNow.

ContinueReading: โ€œI can go on about the first couple of years here in America what we went through how my parents were able to provide for m...