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Dog Memes Of The Day 32 Pics – Ep52 #animalmemes #dogmemes #memes #dogs - Lovely Animals World

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Choose Your: thebootydiaries: choose your fighter
Choose Your: thebootydiaries:
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Choose Your: the archetype quiz if you're a sucker for history and literat u re (and if you are let's please cry about the song of achilles) then hey! you found a somewhat decent and maybe not accurate quiz to tell you what kind of figure or role you would play as a recurrent symbol back in the day. instructions: once you choose your answer you can't go back if you wanted to change it so keep that in mind! make sure you choose what best fits you no matter how badly it may reflect on your personality.remember, we're all pretentious assholes here given that all of us willingly decided to take this quiz (i'm the worst of them all, seeing that i made the test, yikes) results: since there are millions of different archetypes i've decided to choose 6 possible outcomes! keep in mind that i'm not an expert and if you end up with something you didn't want then please don't get angry. a lot of the questions are similar to the different pottermore quizzes since jk rowling is the queen of vague questions, so if you recognize some stuff it's probably taken from one of her tests! have fun! (you can find me on my tumblr here if you want by the way. ok cool) START librapapi: gentlestrology: astrologycity: letaslestrnge: this probably won’t get any notes since i’m such a tiny account but if you want to take this quiz you can find it here ! after pulling an all-nighter crying over tsoa, i created this because i don’t think i’ve seen this type of personality test floating around before! hopefully it’s not too inaccurate since i’m not an expert on the subject. this was inspired by the pottermore sorting quizzes here and the greek godly parent quiz here  feel free to tag what you got if you finish it! mine is the realist if you don’t want to take the quiz but you still want to know, the possible outcomes were: the chosen one: authentic, brave, bold, intuitive, natural, passionate, stubborn the realist: practical, understanding, honest, brutal, logical, creator, intelligent, sensible, down-to-earth, reasonable the doppelgänger: manipulative, self deprecating, intelligent, knowledgable, ambiguous, caring the master: determined, obsessive, powerful, charismatic, confident, rash, challenging the defender: loyal, selfless, guardian, youthful, honest, unguarded, courageous, basically a gryffindor the warrior: purposeful, adaptable, loyal, agressive, mindful, decisive, skillful, isolated, destroyer reblog with what you get and your sign!!the chosen one // sag the chosen one // aries huh, i thought i’d get the doppelgänger but i got the defender… i’m a libra
Choose Your: the archetype quiz
 if you're a sucker for history and literat u re (and if you are let's please cry
 about the song of achilles) then hey! you found a somewhat decent and
 maybe not accurate quiz to tell you what kind of figure or role you would
 play as a recurrent symbol back in the day.
 instructions:
 once you choose your answer you can't go back if you wanted to change
 it so keep that in mind! make sure you choose what best fits you no matter
 how badly it may reflect on your personality.remember, we're all
 pretentious assholes here given that all of us willingly decided to take this
 quiz (i'm the worst of them all, seeing that i made the test, yikes)
 results:
 since there are millions of different archetypes i've decided to choose 6
 possible outcomes! keep in mind that i'm not an expert and if you end up
 with something you didn't want then please don't get angry. a lot of the
 questions are similar to the different pottermore quizzes since jk rowling is
 the queen of vague questions, so if you recognize some stuff it's probably
 taken from one of her tests!
 have fun!
 (you can find me on my tumblr here if you want by the way. ok cool)
 START
librapapi:

gentlestrology:


astrologycity:

letaslestrnge:

this probably won’t get any notes since i’m such a tiny account but if you want to take this quiz you can find it here ! after pulling an all-nighter crying over tsoa, i created this because i don’t think i’ve seen this type of personality test floating around before! hopefully it’s not too inaccurate since i’m not an expert on the subject. this was inspired by the pottermore sorting quizzes here and the greek godly parent quiz here 
feel free to tag what you got if you finish it! mine is the realist
if you don’t want to take the quiz but you still want to know, the possible outcomes were:

the chosen one: authentic, brave, bold, intuitive, natural, passionate, stubborn
the realist: practical, understanding, honest, brutal, logical, creator, intelligent, sensible, down-to-earth, reasonable
the doppelgänger: manipulative, self deprecating, intelligent, knowledgable, ambiguous, caring
the master: determined, obsessive, powerful, charismatic, confident, rash, challenging
the defender: loyal, selfless, guardian, youthful, honest, unguarded, courageous, basically a gryffindor
the warrior: purposeful, adaptable, loyal, agressive, mindful, decisive, skillful, isolated, destroyer



reblog with what you get and your sign!!the chosen one // sag

the chosen one // aries


huh, i thought i’d get the doppelgänger but i got the defender… i’m a libra

librapapi: gentlestrology: astrologycity: letaslestrnge: this probably won’t get any notes since i’m such a tiny account but if you...

Choose Your: veranasfa: Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color
Choose Your: veranasfa:

Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color

veranasfa: Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color

Choose Your: veranasfa: Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color
Choose Your: veranasfa:

Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color

veranasfa: Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color

Choose Your: veranasfa: Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color
Choose Your: veranasfa:

Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color

veranasfa: Heartbeat necklace, Swarovski heart crystal jewelry, romantic Valentines gift for girlfriend, choose your color

Choose Your: Opportunity Mission Tap Quickly on Your Agents to Boost Them ИТТ ИТN ИТN ИТN $48,534,000 Global Influence: 0% 10 Favors Begin Operation Dominus? This will begin our faction's final bid for total dominance. It should only be done when all of our pieces are in place, and everything is ready. Shall I give the order? No Yes ( New Game Choose Your Faction $45,475,000 Vanguard 8 Favors Washington DC Agents Missions Rosanna Bonny Level 9 Scott Scully Lvi 9, Intelligence Recover a Stolen Laptop Specialty: Combat Completed Level 9 Level 10 Stop an Assassin Completed Rosanna Bonny Awaiting Debrie Ashley Long Awaiting Debrief Interrogate a Prisoner Lvl 2, Combat SERVICE HISTORY Washington DC: "Recover a Stolen Laptop" • Washington DC: "Update the Safehouse's Firewalls" • Washington DC: "False-Flag Operation" Washington DC: "Crack an Enemy Safe" Laura Parker New Mission Loading.. Lvl 8, Intelligence Jennifer Martinez Lvi 8, Intelligence $479,000 Global Influence: 28% 4 Favors meme-mage: Espionage - A Game of World Domination Espionage puts you in command of a global intelligence and spy organization. Beginning from a single safehouse, you can recruit agents, train them, send them on missions, expand your influence into cities around the world, and transform your small operation into a global powerhouse. Then, when the time is right, begin your bid for power and try to take over the world!Lead your choice of factions from the righteous Vanguard to the villainous Cadmus, each with their own strengths and weaknesses, and compare your score with friends and players from around the world. Featuring five different agent types, eleven cities with unique languages and agents to recruit, and over 300 possible endgame storylines, Espionage is sure to appeal to any fan of James Bond, Mission: Impossible, or Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. who found themselves thinking, “I can do that!“  https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/espionage-game-world-domination/id1018998718
Choose Your: Opportunity Mission
 Tap Quickly on Your Agents to Boost Them
 ИТТ
 ИТN
 ИТN
 ИТN

 $48,534,000
 Global Influence: 0%
 10 Favors
 Begin Operation Dominus?
 This will begin our faction's final bid for
 total dominance. It should only be done
 when all of our pieces are in place, and
 everything is ready.
 Shall I give the order?
 No
 Yes

 ( New Game
 Choose Your Faction

 $45,475,000
 Vanguard
 8 Favors
 Washington DC
 Agents
 Missions
 Rosanna Bonny
 Level 9
 Scott Scully
 Lvi 9, Intelligence
 Recover a Stolen Laptop
 Specialty: Combat
 Completed
 Level 9
 Level 10
 Stop an Assassin
 Completed
 Rosanna Bonny
 Awaiting Debrie
 Ashley Long
 Awaiting Debrief
 Interrogate a Prisoner
 Lvl 2, Combat
 SERVICE HISTORY
 Washington DC: "Recover a Stolen Laptop"
 • Washington DC: "Update the Safehouse's
 Firewalls"
 • Washington DC: "False-Flag Operation"
 Washington DC: "Crack an Enemy Safe"
 Laura Parker
 New Mission Loading..
 Lvl 8, Intelligence
 Jennifer Martinez
 Lvi 8, Intelligence

 $479,000
 Global Influence: 28%
 4 Favors
meme-mage:



Espionage - A Game of World Domination


Espionage puts you in command of a global intelligence and spy organization. Beginning from a single safehouse, you can recruit agents, train them, send them on missions, expand your influence into cities around the world, and transform your small operation into a global powerhouse. Then, when the time is right, begin your bid for power and try to take over the world!Lead your choice of factions from the righteous Vanguard to the villainous Cadmus, each with their own strengths and weaknesses, and compare your score with friends and players from around the world. Featuring five different agent types, eleven cities with unique languages and agents to recruit, and over 300 possible endgame storylines, Espionage is sure to appeal to any fan of James Bond, Mission: Impossible, or Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. who found themselves thinking, “I can do that!“ 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/espionage-game-world-domination/id1018998718

meme-mage: Espionage - A Game of World Domination Espionage puts you in command of a global intelligence and spy organization. Begin...

Choose Your: Opportunity Mission Tap Quickly on Your Agents to Boost Them ИТТ ИТN ИТN ИТN $48,534,000 Global Influence: 0% 10 Favors Begin Operation Dominus? This will begin our faction's final bid for total dominance. It should only be done when all of our pieces are in place, and everything is ready. Shall I give the order? No Yes ( New Game Choose Your Faction $45,475,000 Vanguard 8 Favors Washington DC Agents Missions Rosanna Bonny Level 9 Scott Scully Lvi 9, Intelligence Recover a Stolen Laptop Specialty: Combat Completed Level 9 Level 10 Stop an Assassin Completed Rosanna Bonny Awaiting Debrie Ashley Long Awaiting Debrief Interrogate a Prisoner Lvl 2, Combat SERVICE HISTORY Washington DC: "Recover a Stolen Laptop" • Washington DC: "Update the Safehouse's Firewalls" • Washington DC: "False-Flag Operation" Washington DC: "Crack an Enemy Safe" Laura Parker New Mission Loading.. Lvl 8, Intelligence Jennifer Martinez Lvi 8, Intelligence $479,000 Global Influence: 28% 4 Favors meme-mage: Espionage - A Game of World Domination Espionage puts you in command of a global intelligence and spy organization. Beginning from a single safehouse, you can recruit agents, train them, send them on missions, expand your influence into cities around the world, and transform your small operation into a global powerhouse. Then, when the time is right, begin your bid for power and try to take over the world!Lead your choice of factions from the righteous Vanguard to the villainous Cadmus, each with their own strengths and weaknesses, and compare your score with friends and players from around the world. Featuring five different agent types, eleven cities with unique languages and agents to recruit, and over 300 possible endgame storylines, Espionage is sure to appeal to any fan of James Bond, Mission: Impossible, or Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. who found themselves thinking, “I can do that!“  https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/espionage-game-world-domination/id1018998718
Choose Your: Opportunity Mission
 Tap Quickly on Your Agents to Boost Them
 ИТТ
 ИТN
 ИТN
 ИТN

 $48,534,000
 Global Influence: 0%
 10 Favors
 Begin Operation Dominus?
 This will begin our faction's final bid for
 total dominance. It should only be done
 when all of our pieces are in place, and
 everything is ready.
 Shall I give the order?
 No
 Yes

 ( New Game
 Choose Your Faction

 $45,475,000
 Vanguard
 8 Favors
 Washington DC
 Agents
 Missions
 Rosanna Bonny
 Level 9
 Scott Scully
 Lvi 9, Intelligence
 Recover a Stolen Laptop
 Specialty: Combat
 Completed
 Level 9
 Level 10
 Stop an Assassin
 Completed
 Rosanna Bonny
 Awaiting Debrie
 Ashley Long
 Awaiting Debrief
 Interrogate a Prisoner
 Lvl 2, Combat
 SERVICE HISTORY
 Washington DC: "Recover a Stolen Laptop"
 • Washington DC: "Update the Safehouse's
 Firewalls"
 • Washington DC: "False-Flag Operation"
 Washington DC: "Crack an Enemy Safe"
 Laura Parker
 New Mission Loading..
 Lvl 8, Intelligence
 Jennifer Martinez
 Lvi 8, Intelligence

 $479,000
 Global Influence: 28%
 4 Favors
meme-mage:



Espionage - A Game of World Domination


Espionage puts you in command of a global intelligence and spy organization. Beginning from a single safehouse, you can recruit agents, train them, send them on missions, expand your influence into cities around the world, and transform your small operation into a global powerhouse. Then, when the time is right, begin your bid for power and try to take over the world!Lead your choice of factions from the righteous Vanguard to the villainous Cadmus, each with their own strengths and weaknesses, and compare your score with friends and players from around the world. Featuring five different agent types, eleven cities with unique languages and agents to recruit, and over 300 possible endgame storylines, Espionage is sure to appeal to any fan of James Bond, Mission: Impossible, or Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. who found themselves thinking, “I can do that!“ 
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/espionage-game-world-domination/id1018998718

meme-mage: Espionage - A Game of World Domination Espionage puts you in command of a global intelligence and spy organization. Begin...

Choose Your: Make your own sentence Step1:Choose your month of Birth Step3:Choose the color of the T-Shirt you are wearing right now LA monkey ZA prostitute RA vacuum deaner Your Mom SBarney the Dinosaur SA dog Sarta Clau RA travesty RA porn star 10A condom A bowl of cereal January:Ihate FebruaryIran naked with March:treed April: I Shot May:1 smoked weed with White: Because thet's what I'm Black: Becuse I'm sery Pink: Becaue my frende told me to do it Red: Becaue was horny Blue: Becaue I hate my lfe Yellow: Becue I'm gay June:ed July: I pissed on August: 1ucked September: I got mamed with BA lesban 14A horse 15 An old man 16A drug dealer A down IR Your Grandmother 19A dido 20 Michael Jackson 21A drunk Mexican Gray: BecauseI stink Green: Because i smoked crack Octoberi statbed Novemben tad a blowjob to December: I tooka crap on Orange: Because I'm ugly Brown : Because I'm racist Squares: Becausei got an orgasm No T-Shirt: Becase I Have perfect Abs 22An egg 2A piece of shit 24A robot 25A na 2A puppet nGeorge Bush 2A bleck guy 2 Madonne A cookie jar Other: Because Tm snge Step2:Choose your Birth day Now write the sentence to show the world what kind of nerson are van Head Over To FakePlus.com 31. Afa fat quv I STABBED AN EGG Because I'm single TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I KILLED A cookie jar cause I smoked crack TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Like this? You'll hate I TOOK A CRAP ON A NAZI Because I'm Racist. 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM I GOT MARRIED with George Bush because I hate my life TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too I Got Marriedhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
Choose Your: Make your own sentence
 Step1:Choose your month of Birth
 Step3:Choose the color
 of the T-Shirt you are
 wearing right now
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 ZA prostitute
 RA vacuum deaner
 Your Mom
 SBarney the Dinosaur
 SA dog
 Sarta Clau
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 RA porn star
 10A condom
 A bowl of cereal
 January:Ihate
 FebruaryIran naked with
 March:treed
 April: I Shot
 May:1 smoked weed with
 White: Because thet's what I'm
 Black: Becuse I'm sery
 Pink: Becaue my frende told me to do it
 Red: Becaue was horny
 Blue: Becaue I hate my lfe
 Yellow: Becue I'm gay
 June:ed
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 August: 1ucked
 September: I got mamed with
 BA lesban
 14A horse
 15 An old man
 16A drug dealer
 A down
 IR Your Grandmother
 19A dido
 20 Michael Jackson
 21A drunk Mexican
 Gray: BecauseI stink
 Green: Because i smoked crack
 Octoberi statbed
 Novemben tad a blowjob to
 December: I tooka crap on
 Orange: Because I'm ugly
 Brown : Because I'm racist
 Squares: Becausei got an orgasm
 No T-Shirt: Becase I Have perfect Abs
 22An egg
 2A piece of shit
 24A robot
 25A na
 2A puppet
 nGeorge Bush
 2A bleck guy
 2 Madonne
 A cookie jar
 Other: Because Tm snge
 Step2:Choose
 your Birth day
 Now write the sentence to
 show the world what kind
 of nerson are van
 Head Over To FakePlus.com
 31. Afa
 fat quv
 I STABBED AN EGG
 Because I'm single
 TASTE OFAWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
 I KILLED
 A cookie jar cause I smoked crack
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Like this? You'll hate
 I TOOK A CRAP ON A NAZI
 Because I'm Racist.
 1 in 3 people will read this and go to
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 I GOT MARRIED
 with George Bush because I hate my life
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Hitler hated this site too
I Got Marriedhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

I Got Marriedhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

Choose Your: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words.And They Make A Lot Of Sense. 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message 2. 3. Don't knock it till you try it . 4. If a stree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5. Always use "we" when referring to your home team. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut. if you're staying more than one night, unpack. 11. 12. Never park in front of a bar. 13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline Prepare accordingly 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and first girl/boyfriend. 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard A suntan is earned, not bought. 16 17. Never lie to your doctor. 18. 18 All guns are loaded. 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. 20. Even if it's only once. Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet, 21 and TV once a year. 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 23. 24. Don't linger in the doorway. In or ot. A handshake beats an autograph. if you choose to go in drag. don't sell yourself 25. short. if you want to know what makes you unique, 26 sit for a caricature Never get your haircut the day of a special 27. event. Be mindful of what comes between you and 28 the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires and sheets. 29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it 30. When you're with new friends, don't just talk about old friends. 31. Eat lunch with the new kids. 32. When traveling keep your wits about you. No matter where you are It's never too late for an apology. 33. 34. Don't pose with booe. It's unbecoming 35. f you have the right of way, TAKE IT. 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family. 38. Never push someone off a dock. 39. Under no droumstances should you aska woman she is pregnant. 40. t's not enough to be proud of your ancestry. live up to it. 41. Don't make a scene. 42. When givirng a thank you speech, short and sweet is best. 43. Know when to ignore the camera. 44. Never gloat 45. Invest in great luggage 46. Make time for your mother an your birthday. It'sa special day for her too. 47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser. Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp 48. 49. Give credit. Take blome, 50. Suck it up every now and then, Never be the last one in the pool. 51. 52. Don't stare 53. Address everyone that caries a firearm protessionally. 54. Stand up to bullies. You only have to do it once. 5. if you've made your point, stop talking. 56. Admit it when you're wrong 57. f you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them. 59. Thank the bus driver. 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive youarself for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody's son. 64. Know how to cook one good meal. 65. Learn to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over aifetime t's okav to go to the movies by yourself. 67. 68. Dance with your mother/Mather. 69. Don't lose your cool. Especially at work. 70. Always thank the host. 71. tyou don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend/girtfriend's clethes. 73. There is nothing wrong with a plaintshirt 74. Bea good listener. Don't just take your turn to taik 75. Keep your word. 76. in college always sit near the frant. You'l stand our immediately and come grade time it wil come in handy 77. Cary your mother's bags. She carried you for 9 months. 78. Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job. 79. Don't be the talker in a movie 80. The opposite sex likes people who shower. 81. You are what you do. Not what you say. Learn to change tire. 82. 83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them. 84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it 85. Don't atter. f you have a sister, get to know her 86. boytriend. Your opinion is important. 87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can't be the toughest. Never call someane before or after Sam . 88. and 9pm. 89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly. 90. Make the ittle things count. 91. Always wear a bra to work. 92. There is a fine line between looking sultry and slutty. Find it 93. You're never too old to need your Mom 94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the first date commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil. 95. Know the words to your national anthem 96. Your dance moves might not be the best, but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 97. Smle at strangers. 98. Make Goals 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedime. 100. f you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. CHCK Ou MEMEPIX.COM Wise Wordsomg-humor.tumblr.com
Choose Your: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
 Highschool Students His Personal
 List Of Wisest Words.And They
 Make A Lot Of Sense.
 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs
 is not one of them
 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message
 2.
 3. Don't knock it till you try it
 .
 4.
 If a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
 owe him a buck
 5.
 Always use "we" when referring to your home
 team.
 6.
 When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
 7.
 Don't underestimate free throws in a game of
 HORSE.
 8.
 Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
 9. Don't dumb yourself down.
 10. You only get one chance to notice a new
 haircut.
 if you're staying more than one night, unpack.
 11.
 12. Never park in front of a bar.
 13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline
 Prepare accordingly
 14.
 Keep a picture of your first fish, first car, and
 first girl/boyfriend.
 15.
 Hold your heroes to a high standard
 A suntan is earned, not bought.
 16
 17.
 Never lie to your doctor.
 18.
 18
 All guns are loaded.
 19.
 Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they
 know.
 The best way to show thanks is to wear it.
 20.
 Even if it's only once.
 Take a vacation of your cell phone, internet,
 21
 and TV once a year.
 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good.
 23.
 24. Don't linger in the doorway. In or ot.
 A handshake beats an autograph.
 if you choose to go in drag. don't sell yourself
 25.
 short.
 if you want to know what makes you unique,
 26
 sit for a caricature
 Never get your haircut the day of a special
 27.
 event.
 Be mindful of what comes between you and
 28
 the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires and
 sheets.
 29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it
 30.
 When you're with new friends, don't just talk
 about old friends.
 31. Eat lunch with the new kids.
 32.
 When traveling keep your wits about you. No
 matter where you are
 It's never too late for an apology.
 33.
 34. Don't pose with booe. It's unbecoming
 35.
 f you have the right of way, TAKE IT.
 36.
 You don't get to choose your own nickname.
 37. When you marry someone, remember you marry
 their entire family.
 38. Never push someone off a dock.
 39. Under no droumstances should you aska woman
 she is pregnant.
 40.
 t's not enough to be proud of your ancestry. live
 up to it.
 41. Don't make a scene.
 42. When givirng a thank you speech, short and sweet
 is best.
 43. Know when to ignore the camera.
 44. Never gloat
 45. Invest in great luggage
 46. Make time for your mother an your birthday. It'sa
 special day for her too.
 47.
 When opening presents, no one likes a good
 guesser.
 Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp
 48.
 49.
 Give credit. Take blome,
 50.
 Suck it up every now and then,
 Never be the last one in the pool.
 51.
 52. Don't stare
 53.
 Address everyone that caries a firearm
 protessionally.
 54.
 Stand up to bullies. You only have to do it once.
 5.
 if you've made your point, stop talking.
 56. Admit it when you're wrong
 57.
 f you offer to help don't quit until the job is done
 58.
 Look people in the eye when you thank them.
 59.
 Thank the bus driver.
 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
 61. Forgive youarself for your mistakes.
 62. Know at least one good joke.
 63. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody's son.
 64. Know how to cook one good meal.
 65.
 Learn to drive manual/stick shift.
 66.
 Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over
 aifetime
 t's okav to go to the movies by yourself.
 67.
 68.
 Dance with your mother/Mather.
 69. Don't lose your cool. Especially at work.
 70. Always thank the host.
 71. tyou don't understand, ask before it's too late.
 72.
 Know the size of your boyfriend/girtfriend's
 clethes.
 73. There is nothing wrong with a plaintshirt
 74.
 Bea good listener. Don't just take your turn to
 taik
 75.
 Keep your word.
 76. in college always sit near the frant. You'l stand
 our immediately and come grade time it wil come in
 handy
 77. Cary your mother's bags. She carried you for 9
 months.
 78. Be patient with airport security. They are just
 doing their job.
 79.
 Don't be the talker in a movie
 80.
 The opposite sex likes people who shower.
 81. You are what you do. Not what you say.
 Learn to change tire.
 82.
 83.
 Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead
 of them.
 84. An hour with grandparents is time well
 spent. Ask for advice when you need it
 85.
 Don't atter.
 f you have a sister, get to know her
 86.
 boytriend. Your opinion is important.
 87. You won't always be the strongest or
 fastest. But you can't be the toughest.
 Never call someane before or after Sam
 .
 88.
 and 9pm.
 89.
 Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.
 90. Make the ittle things count.
 91. Always wear a bra to work.
 92. There is a fine line between looking sultry
 and slutty. Find it
 93.
 You're never too old to need your Mom
 94.
 Ladies, if you make the decision to wear
 heels on the first date commit to keeping
 them on and keeping your trap shut about
 how much your feet kil.
 95. Know the words to your national anthem
 96.
 Your dance moves might not be the best,
 but i promise making a fool of yourself is
 more fun than sitting on the bench alone
 97. Smle at strangers.
 98. Make Goals
 99.
 Being old is not dictated by your bedime.
 100. f you HAVE to fight, punch first and
 punch hard.
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