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Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]
Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
 Reddit u/towntown1337
 @DrSmashlove
People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]

People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean o...

Abraham Lincoln, America, and Bailey Jay: Sprint Abe, 21 President at United States of America 56 miles away President, savior of the Union, subject of the 5 dollar bill, play connoisseur, hat enthusiast, lover l may have been shot in the head, but I will show you what it's like to have your mind blown Abe, 21 President at United States of America 9 56 miles away President, savior of the Union, subject of the dollar bill, play connoisseur, hat enthusiast, lover lmay have been shot in the head, but I will show you what it's like to have your mind blown I love my top hat, going to plays, America, and most importantly, you My hat isn't the only thing that's big : Swipe right if you love America. Ls Looking for the Michelle to my Barack Obama Pronounced Abe-bro-ham like my girls thiccc, like choking on a bowl of oat meal My Anthem <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/169278718034/kekoslovakia-surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kekoslovakia.tumblr.com/post/169278348784/surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13-surejan-jpeg-i" class="tumblr_blog">kekoslovakia</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://surejan-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/169278271078/1r3l4nd13-surejan-jpeg-i-matched-with" class="tumblr_blog">surejan-jpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/169277270038/surejan-jpeg-i-matched-with-abraham-lincoln" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://surejan-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/169274731443/i-matched-with-abraham-lincoln-thats-exciting" class="tumblr_blog">surejan-jpeg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I matched with Abraham Lincoln. That’s exciting.</p></blockquote> <p>Isn’t he married though?</p> </blockquote> <p>Lots of married couples are looking to spice things up with Tinder. Lincoln is kinky. </p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fe2b93d34f35f3478d0bf960b1a4b0d/tumblr_inline_p200szEjPA1sr5xpl_540.jpg" data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="200"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Abraham Kinkin’</p></blockquote>
Abraham Lincoln, America, and Bailey Jay: Sprint
 Abe, 21
 President at United States of America
 56 miles away
 President, savior of the Union, subject of the
 5 dollar bill, play connoisseur, hat enthusiast,
 lover
 l may have been shot in the head, but I will
 show you what it's like to have your mind
 blown

 Abe, 21
 President at United States of America
 9 56 miles away
 President, savior of the Union, subject of the
 dollar bill, play connoisseur, hat enthusiast,
 lover
 lmay have been shot in the head, but I will
 show you what it's like to have your mind
 blown
 I love my top hat, going to plays, America,
 and most importantly, you
 My hat isn't the only thing that's big : Swipe
 right if you love America. Ls
 Looking for the Michelle to my Barack Obama
 Pronounced Abe-bro-ham
 like my girls thiccc, like choking on a bowl of
 oat meal
 My Anthem
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/169278718034/kekoslovakia-surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://kekoslovakia.tumblr.com/post/169278348784/surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13-surejan-jpeg-i" class="tumblr_blog">kekoslovakia</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://surejan-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/169278271078/1r3l4nd13-surejan-jpeg-i-matched-with" class="tumblr_blog">surejan-jpeg</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://1r3l4nd13.tumblr.com/post/169277270038/surejan-jpeg-i-matched-with-abraham-lincoln" class="tumblr_blog">1r3l4nd13</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://surejan-jpeg.tumblr.com/post/169274731443/i-matched-with-abraham-lincoln-thats-exciting" class="tumblr_blog">surejan-jpeg</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>I matched with Abraham Lincoln. That’s exciting.</p></blockquote>

<p>Isn’t he married though?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Lots of married couples are looking to spice things up with Tinder. Lincoln is kinky. </p>
</blockquote>
<figure data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fe2b93d34f35f3478d0bf960b1a4b0d/tumblr_inline_p200szEjPA1sr5xpl_540.jpg" data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="200"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Abraham Kinkin’</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/169278718034/kekoslovakia-surejan-jpeg-1r3l4nd13" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <bl...

Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: SHHH HHN NOT ALL- * WHİSPERS* WE KNOW IT's NOTALL HEN, STRİGHT tr's ENOUGH, AND YOU BEİNG·HoRe offENDED ETC <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/167774264707/thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound.tumblr.com/post/167774159533/toodrunktofindaurl-think-before-you" class="tumblr_blog">thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://toodrunktofindaurl.tumblr.com/post/167596170336/think-before-you-speaktype-or-the-chokehold-fairy" class="tumblr_blog">toodrunktofindaurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p> think before you speak/type or the chokehold fairy will get you   </p> <p><small>reblog/<a href="https://twitter.com/MaryneeLahaye/status/931592739535360000">retweet</a>, don’t repost</small></p> </blockquote> <p>“Getting offended by generalizations of a demographic you are a part of makes you part of “the problem” (i.e. the false generalization).“ No, lunatic. No. Stop trying to carry on McCarthy’s legacy.</p></blockquote> <p>Nothing like saying youre point is better like symbolically choking someone and silencing their objections.</p><p>Truly.</p></blockquote> <p>I swear I get more cancer every time I see one of these idiotic strawman comics. It’s like the plague on this website.</p>
Tumblr, Twitter, and Blog: SHHH HHN
 NOT ALL-

 * WHİSPERS*
 WE KNOW IT's NOTALL HEN, STRİGHT
 tr's ENOUGH, AND YOU BEİNG·HoRe offENDED
 ETC
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/167774264707/thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound.tumblr.com/post/167774159533/toodrunktofindaurl-think-before-you" class="tumblr_blog">thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://toodrunktofindaurl.tumblr.com/post/167596170336/think-before-you-speaktype-or-the-chokehold-fairy" class="tumblr_blog">toodrunktofindaurl</a>:</p>
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think before you speak/type or the chokehold fairy will get you   </p>
<p><small>reblog/<a href="https://twitter.com/MaryneeLahaye/status/931592739535360000">retweet</a>, don’t repost</small></p>
</blockquote>
<p>“Getting offended by generalizations of a demographic you are a part of makes you part of “the problem” (i.e. the false generalization).“

No, lunatic. No. Stop trying to carry on McCarthy’s legacy.</p></blockquote>

<p>Nothing like saying youre point is better like symbolically choking someone and silencing their objections.</p><p>Truly.</p></blockquote>

<p>I swear I get more cancer every time I see one of these idiotic strawman comics. It’s like the plague on this website.</p>

<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/167774264707/thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-n...