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cells: RECIPE FOR ME thejoanglebook: thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: 鈥淩ecipe for Me鈥 馃尭 I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make this song and video a reality. It鈥檚 turned out to be one of favorites and I hope it will be one of yours too. Enjoy!!聽https://youtu.be/qHOiIuJ_7Cs LYRICS:There are shouters, and murmurersLoan sharks and burglarsWho鈥檚 good or bad? Who鈥檚 to say?Some are lost, some are searchersSome are givers, some are earnersBut why did they all end up that way?Is it nature at play, or is it nurture?Is the teacher to blame, or is the learner?I鈥檓 all at seaI鈥檓 no authority on anything but meI couldn鈥檛 tell you why I am who I鈥檝e becomeBut I can tell you the parts that make me up, and you can calculate the sumI鈥檒l impart to you what I believe would be the recipe for meWaterFirst things first, you鈥檇 need a great deal of water to make me60 liters is roughly what you鈥檇 needIt accounts for 65 percent of my beingAnd cellsMy body鈥檚 composed of trillions and trillions of cellsPerforming an assortment of missions, and It鈥檚 important to mention that they house my DNAWhich makes me myselfThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, then I see changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIt鈥檚 all much more uncertain than I thought it would beWho knew there鈥檇 be so many ways to be me?StoriesAudience or presenter, add scores of stories over timeA slew of silly videos I shared onlineAnd journals full of narratives I wrote at age nineAnd still,聽I continue to write because I have more dreams to fulfillTales I hoped to tell when I was youngerIdeas that I haven鈥檛 made yet, but I willI鈥檒l find my way with my willThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, then I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI鈥檓 so much more uncertain than I thought I would beWho knew there鈥檇 be so many ways to be me?EggsYou may laugh, and that鈥檚 greatYour smiles are what make my dayMy self-worth鈥檚 fragile like an eggWhen it breaks it鈥檚 tough to put together againAnd saltA pinch of salt in my wounds when my friends have had enough of meIt doesn鈥檛 help that I鈥檓 lacking subtlety when I drop hints that I crave their companyAlone鈥t鈥檚 hard to console myself when I feel so aloneI feel like I disappear, if I don鈥檛 shout 鈥淚鈥檓 here鈥滻f I don鈥檛 make my presence knownAnd if people see me hereAnd find my face unclearCan I help them to see me better?I know I can鈥檛 foresee the weatherSo will they accept me now or ever?Who knows?I hope so鈥ut I鈥檓 good enoughWhatever I face,聽I can rest assured that better days awaitThe path to happiness isn鈥檛 a raceI鈥檒l let my heart beat at its own paceSunshineHappy and bright, it nurtures the earth with it鈥檚 lightIts beaming smile helps buds to flowerI鈥檒l take a dash of that for when friends feel sourAnd rainbowsA light shines through and every hue is on displaySave a pinch of that for a rainy dayAnd use it when the storm clouds go awayThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, so I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI鈥檓 so much more uncertain than I thought I would beBut I can see there鈥檚 no wrong way to be meNow I see there鈥檚 no wrong way to be meAnd I know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeI know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeChanging all the timeThey鈥檙e changing all the timeChanging all the timeI鈥檓 changing all the time
 cells: RECIPE
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thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: 鈥淩ecipe for Me鈥 馃尭 I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make this song and video a reality. It鈥檚 turned out to be one of favorites and I hope it will be one of yours too. Enjoy!!聽https://youtu.be/qHOiIuJ_7Cs
LYRICS:There are shouters, and murmurersLoan sharks and burglarsWho鈥檚 good or bad? Who鈥檚 to say?Some are lost, some are searchersSome are givers, some are earnersBut why did they all end up that way?Is it nature at play, or is it nurture?Is the teacher to blame, or is the learner?I鈥檓 all at seaI鈥檓 no authority on anything but meI couldn鈥檛 tell you why I am who I鈥檝e becomeBut I can tell you the parts that make me up, and you can calculate the sumI鈥檒l impart to you what I believe would be the recipe for meWaterFirst things first, you鈥檇 need a great deal of water to make me60 liters is roughly what you鈥檇 needIt accounts for 65 percent of my beingAnd cellsMy body鈥檚 composed of trillions and trillions of cellsPerforming an assortment of missions, and It鈥檚 important to mention that they house my DNAWhich makes me myselfThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, then I see changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsIt鈥檚 all much more uncertain than I thought it would beWho knew there鈥檇 be so many ways to be me?StoriesAudience or presenter, add scores of stories over timeA slew of silly videos I shared onlineAnd journals full of narratives I wrote at age nineAnd still,聽I continue to write because I have more dreams to fulfillTales I hoped to tell when I was youngerIdeas that I haven鈥檛 made yet, but I willI鈥檒l find my way with my willThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, then I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI鈥檓 so much more uncertain than I thought I would beWho knew there鈥檇 be so many ways to be me?EggsYou may laugh, and that鈥檚 greatYour smiles are what make my dayMy self-worth鈥檚 fragile like an eggWhen it breaks it鈥檚 tough to put together againAnd saltA pinch of salt in my wounds when my friends have had enough of meIt doesn鈥檛 help that I鈥檓 lacking subtlety when I drop hints that I crave their companyAlone鈥t鈥檚 hard to console myself when I feel so aloneI feel like I disappear, if I don鈥檛 shout 鈥淚鈥檓 here鈥滻f I don鈥檛 make my presence knownAnd if people see me hereAnd find my face unclearCan I help them to see me better?I know I can鈥檛 foresee the weatherSo will they accept me now or ever?Who knows?I hope so鈥ut I鈥檓 good enoughWhatever I face,聽I can rest assured that better days awaitThe path to happiness isn鈥檛 a raceI鈥檒l let my heart beat at its own paceSunshineHappy and bright, it nurtures the earth with it鈥檚 lightIts beaming smile helps buds to flowerI鈥檒l take a dash of that for when friends feel sourAnd rainbowsA light shines through and every hue is on displaySave a pinch of that for a rainy dayAnd use it when the storm clouds go awayThere鈥檚 an ebb and a flowI grow, so I make changesThere are rewrites, losses, gains, and rearrangementsI鈥檓 so much more uncertain than I thought I would beBut I can see there鈥檚 no wrong way to be meNow I see there鈥檚 no wrong way to be meAnd I know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeI know putting this recipe to paper is unwiseAll of the ingredients are changing all the timeChanging all the timeThey鈥檙e changing all the timeChanging all the timeI鈥檓 changing all the time

thejoanglebook: thatsthat24:NEW ORIGINAL SONG: 鈥淩ecipe for Me鈥 馃尭 I am so incredibly proud of all the people who came together to make th...

cells: y'all don't read what happens for folks inside prisons, jails, and detention centers during power outages? I'm assuming they rely on generators? @anthoknees 路 1h 27 11 59 y'all don't read @anthoknees fuck. Los Angeles Times Weeklong power outage at New York federal jail leaves inmates without heat or light in the cold Feb 2, 2019 路 The Federal Bureau of Prisons said Saturday that work to restore power to a detention center in New York City where inmates have E The New York Times O No Heat for Days at a Jail in Brooklyn Where Hundreds of Inmates Are Sick and 'Frantic' Feb 1, 2019 路 More than a thousand inmates at a federal jail in Brooklyn are ... in an email that the building experienced a partial power outage on ... Vice > en_us article > what-happe... When My Prison Lost Power It Was Like 'The Purge' in Real Life - VICE Apr 19, 2018 路 It turned out that some electrical wiring caught fire outside the prison fence-line. We heard that it shouldn't take the power company any more .. galaxianbitch: galaxianbitch: fatehbaz: quiteliterallyhotsauce: Yup. Just like when Texas has all that flooding and didn鈥檛 evacuate the prisons. imprisoned people are also abandoned to sit in cells and drown during hurricanes when floodwaters inundate the prison And then there was Katrina I鈥檓 posting this cause so many of us followed Katrina minute by minute but so few people knew about this. Fuuuuuuuuck
 cells: y'all don't read
 what happens for folks inside prisons, jails, and
 detention centers during power outages? I'm
 assuming they rely on generators?
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 leaves inmates without heat or light in the cold
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 Prisons said Saturday that work to
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 New York City where inmates have

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 No Heat for Days at a Jail in Brooklyn Where
 Hundreds of Inmates Are Sick and 'Frantic'
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 inmates at a federal jail in Brooklyn are
 ... in an email that the building
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 Purge' in Real Life - VICE
 Apr 19, 2018 路 It turned out that some electrical wiring
 caught fire outside the prison fence-line. We heard that it
 shouldn't take the power company any more ..
galaxianbitch:
galaxianbitch:


fatehbaz:

quiteliterallyhotsauce:


Yup. Just like when Texas has all that flooding and didn鈥檛 evacuate the prisons.


imprisoned people are also abandoned to sit in cells and drown during hurricanes when floodwaters inundate the prison


And then there was Katrina 






I鈥檓 posting this cause so many of us followed Katrina minute by minute but so few people knew about this. 


Fuuuuuuuuck

galaxianbitch: galaxianbitch: fatehbaz: quiteliterallyhotsauce: Yup. Just like when Texas has all that flooding and didn鈥檛 evacuate...

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just-bears-here:It鈥檚 almost 4.00AM and this is what my last five brain cells are doing

cells: ORihad Herrma M S youmakemelikecharity: rock-moms: vastderp: gaybuttfuckzone: deltasniper1000: So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I鈥檓 posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.] Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it鈥檚 not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them. THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH) They are the world鈥檚 largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE. They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn鈥檛 put them where they need to fucking go. So they don鈥檛 have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn鈥檛 just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it鈥檒l fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it鈥檚 basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. 鈥淚f they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators.鈥 No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job. They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it鈥檚 so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) 鈥淥h no! What could have happened! How could this be!鈥 Do not let that expression fool you, they just don鈥檛 have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck. They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. 鈥淲ow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us.鈥 Yes, thank you. 鈥淏ut if they鈥檙e so bad at literally everything, why haven鈥檛 they gone extinct.鈥 Great question. BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT鈥橲 DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that鈥檒l lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it. LIVE OCEAN SUNFISH UPDATE: FISH DISCOVERED TO BE MORE DUMB THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHTSo the top and bottom fins kind of wiggle all of the time and they are not sure exactly why but think it鈥檚 stabilization. BUT they can jump by turning on their side and using them as wing type things. It is suspected they do this as a way of 鈥渟cratching鈥 their parasite ridden bodies. So learning that I was like 鈥渉uh okay they have a skill.鈥 Then I discovered this: Since they are so terrible at swimming, the current will carry them into deep cold water. Then they die. So I have learned that they are so stupid they just get slowly consumed by a freezing death. All while they have the full ability for that to not happen. Because they鈥檙e fucking worthless floating garbage i read this out loud to my marine bio nerd friend and she agrees be nice to them they鈥檙e doing their best :(
 cells: ORihad Herrma M
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youmakemelikecharity:

rock-moms:

vastderp:

gaybuttfuckzone:

deltasniper1000:

So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I鈥檓 posting it here. [Rated NC-17 for language.]

Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it鈥檚 not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.

THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH)

They are the world鈥檚 largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE.

They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn鈥檛 put them where they need to fucking go. 

So they don鈥檛 have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn鈥檛 just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it鈥檒l fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it鈥檚 basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons. 

鈥淚f they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators.鈥 No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job.

They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it鈥檚 so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) 鈥淥h no! What could have happened! How could this be!鈥 Do not let that expression fool you, they just don鈥檛 have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck.

They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful thing to ever come from them. 

鈥淲ow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us.鈥 Yes, thank you. 鈥淏ut if they鈥檙e so bad at literally everything, why haven鈥檛 they gone extinct.鈥 Great question. 

BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT鈥橲 DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that鈥檒l lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY. 

And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.


LIVE OCEAN SUNFISH UPDATE: FISH DISCOVERED TO BE MORE DUMB THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHTSo
 the top and bottom fins kind of wiggle all of the time and they are not
 sure exactly why but think it鈥檚 stabilization. BUT they can jump by 
turning on their side and using them as 
wing type things. It is suspected they do this as a way of 鈥渟cratching鈥 
their parasite ridden bodies. So learning that I was like 鈥渉uh okay they
 have a skill.鈥 Then I discovered this: Since they 
are so terrible at swimming, the current will carry them into deep cold 
water. Then they die. So I have learned that they are so stupid they 
just get slowly consumed by a freezing death. All while they have the 
full ability for that to not happen. Because they鈥檙e fucking worthless 
floating garbage



i read this out loud to my marine bio nerd friend and she agrees


be nice to them they鈥檙e doing their best :(

youmakemelikecharity: rock-moms: vastderp: gaybuttfuckzone: deltasniper1000: So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate...