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Books, Fire, and Gif: tumblr Year in Review Books 2019 2019 fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top Books Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has 鈥榚m all.聽 The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling The Warriors series聽+1by Erin Hunter Percy Jackson & the Olympians聽鈭1by Rick Riordan A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin Carry On聽+7by Rainbow Rowell The All for the Game series聽+3by Nora Sakavic The Six of Crows Duology聽鈭3by Leigh Bardugo Pride and Prejudice聽鈭1by Jane Austen The Raven Cycle series聽鈭4by Maggie Stiefvater The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black A Court of Thorns and Roses series聽鈭6by Sarah J. Maas The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy聽+4by Holly Black The Silmarillion聽+5by J. R. R. Tolkien The Throne of Glass series聽鈭7by Sarah J. Maas Discworldby Terry Pratchett The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare The Outsiders聽鈭6by S. E. Hinton The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer The Dark Artifices Trilogy聽鈭1by Cassandra Clare Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston The Great Gatsby聽鈭2by F. Scott Fitzgerald The Trials of Apollo series聽鈭2by Rick Riordan The Wings of Fire series聽鈭2by Tui T. Sutherland Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series聽鈭11by Rick Riordan Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller Milk and Honey聽鈭15by Rupi Kaur Good Omens聽鈭19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett聽The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren鈥檛 on the list last year.
Books, Fire, and Gif: tumblr Year in Review
 Books
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019鈥檚 Top Books

Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has 鈥榚m all.聽

The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling 
The Warriors series聽+1by Erin Hunter 
Percy Jackson & the Olympians聽鈭1by Rick Riordan 
A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin 
Carry On聽+7by Rainbow Rowell 
The All for the Game series聽+3by Nora Sakavic 
The Six of Crows Duology聽鈭3by Leigh Bardugo 
Pride and Prejudice聽鈭1by Jane Austen 
The Raven Cycle series聽鈭4by Maggie Stiefvater 
The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat 
The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black 
A Court of Thorns and Roses series聽鈭6by Sarah J. Maas 
The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy聽+4by Holly Black 
The Silmarillion聽+5by J. R. R. Tolkien 
The Throne of Glass series聽鈭7by Sarah J. Maas 
Discworldby Terry Pratchett 
The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt 
The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare 
The Outsiders聽鈭6by S. E. Hinton 
The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer 
The Dark Artifices Trilogy聽鈭1by Cassandra Clare 
Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston 
The Great Gatsby聽鈭2by F. Scott Fitzgerald 
The Trials of Apollo series聽鈭2by Rick Riordan 
The Wings of Fire series聽鈭2by Tui T. Sutherland 
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series聽鈭11by Rick Riordan 
Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare 
The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller 
Milk and Honey聽鈭15by Rupi Kaur 
Good Omens聽鈭19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett聽The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren鈥檛 on the list last year.

fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top Books Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has 鈥榚m all.聽 The Harry Po...

Arthur, Bane, and EastEnders: tumblr Year in Review Ships 2019 2019 fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top 100 Ships Shipping is Tumblr鈥檚 favorite sport, and this is the Big Game. Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley,聽Good Omens Klance聽鈭1Keith & Lance,聽Voltron: Legendary Defender JuliantinaJuliana Vald茅s & Valentina Carvajal,聽Amar a muerte Reddie聽+25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak,聽It Jikook聽鈭1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook,聽BTS Phan聽鈭3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester,聽YouTubers Reylo聽鈭5Rey & Kylo Ren,聽the Star Wars universe Malec聽+1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood,聽Shadowhunters Bellarke聽鈭2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin,聽The 100 Tyrus聽+34TJ & Cyrus,聽Andi Mack GendryaGendry & Arya Stark,聽Game of Thrones CatradoraCatra & Adora,聽She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Supercorp聽鈭1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor,聽Supergirl Kiribaku聽鈭8Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki,聽Boku No Hero Academia Bumbleby聽+52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna,聽RWBY Stucky聽鈭6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes,聽the Marvel universe Jonsa聽+44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark,聽Game of Thrones Bakudeku聽鈭2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku,聽Boku No Hero Academia Stony聽+5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark,聽the Marvel universe Destiel聽鈭9Dean Winchester & Castiel,聽Supernatural Tododeku聽鈭13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku,聽Boku No Hero Academia Drarry聽鈭1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,聽the Harry Potter universe Jonerys聽+43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen,聽Game of Thrones Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth,聽Game of Thrones IronStrange聽鈭7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange,聽the Marvel universe EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant,聽SKAM France PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath,聽Athletes Sasusaku聽+2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura,聽Naruto Sheith聽鈭24Keith & Shiro,聽Voltron: Legendary Defender Sprousehart聽鈭10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart,聽Actors Harringrove聽+38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove,聽Stranger Things Symbrock聽鈭18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock,聽the Marvel universe Adrienette聽+14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,聽Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Choni聽鈭21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz,聽Riverdale Taekook聽鈭16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook,聽BTS Marichat聽+5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir,聽Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle,聽Emmerdale Kaylor聽+11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift,聽celebrities Erasermic聽+16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi,聽Boku no Hero Academia Ladynoir聽+10Ladybug & Chat Noir,聽Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Bughead聽鈭18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones,聽Riverdale Spideypool聽鈭14Spider-Man & Deadpool,聽the Marvel universe SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones,聽the Marvel universe MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes,聽Roswell, New Mexico Wolfstar聽+8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black,聽the Harry Potter universe Sterek聽鈭10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale,聽Teen Wolf ZaDrZim & Dib,聽Invader Zim DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David,聽Druck Camren聽鈭22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui,聽Fifth Harmony Soriku聽Sora & Riku,聽Kingdom Hearts Wayhaught聽鈭36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught,聽Wynonna Earp PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark,聽the Marvel universe Nalu聽+19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia,聽Fairy Tail Yoonmin聽鈭29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin,聽BTS LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,聽Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Lapidot聽鈭23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot,聽Steven Universe MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven,聽Stranger Things Thorki聽鈭36Thor & Loki,聽the Marvel universe Merthur聽+28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon,聽Merlin Korrasami聽鈭22Korra & Asami Sato,聽The Legend of Korra Starco聽+3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz,聽Star vs. the Forces of Evil BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley,聽Actors McHanzo聽鈭46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada,聽Overwatch SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt,聽Grey鈥檚 Anatomy Vmin聽鈭19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin,聽BTS CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi,聽SKAM Espa帽a聽 Johnlock聽鈭25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,聽Sherlock Hannigram聽鈭8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,聽Hannibal Kacchako聽鈭32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki,聽Boku no Hero Academia Snowbaz聽+29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch,聽Carry On Kaisoo聽+8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo,聽EXO Deanoru聽鈭4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru,聽Runaways Larry Stylinson聽鈭15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson,聽One Direction WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian,聽Mo Dao Zu Shi IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava,聽SKAM Italia Clexa聽鈭28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa,聽The 100 Nygmobblepot聽鈭15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot,聽Gotham SnufminSnufkin & Moomin,聽Moominvalley PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman,聽Legacies Bubbline聽鈭54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline,聽Adventure Time BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway,聽EastEnders BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo,聽RuPaul鈥檚 Drag Race HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson,聽How to Train Your Dragon Prinxiety聽+4Princey & Anxiety,聽Thomas Sanders PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago,聽Brooklyn Nine-Nine RayllumCallum & Rayla,聽The Dragon Prince Victuuri聽鈭56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki,聽Yuri!!! on Ice EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak,聽She-Ra and the Princesses of Power ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff,聽the Marvel universe Tomdaya聽鈭6Tom Holland & Zendaya,聽Actors Spirk聽+6Spock & James Kirk,聽Star Trek SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka,聽Mob Psycho 100 Todomomo聽鈭23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo,聽Boku no Hero Academia VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous,聽OK K.O.! Let鈥檚 Be Heroes RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff,聽the Marvel universe Bechloe聽鈭62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale,聽Pitch Perfect ZelinkZelda & Link,聽The Legend of Zelda DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas,聽Homestuck TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo,聽Mob Psycho 100 DimilethDimitri & Byleth,聽Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren鈥檛 on the list last year.
Arthur, Bane, and EastEnders: tumblr Year in Review
 Ships
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019鈥檚 Top 100 Ships

Shipping is Tumblr鈥檚 favorite sport, and this is the Big Game.

Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley,聽Good Omens 
Klance聽鈭1Keith & Lance,聽Voltron: Legendary Defender 
JuliantinaJuliana Vald茅s & Valentina Carvajal,聽Amar a muerte 
Reddie聽+25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak,聽It 
Jikook聽鈭1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook,聽BTS 
Phan聽鈭3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester,聽YouTubers 
Reylo聽鈭5Rey & Kylo Ren,聽the Star Wars universe 
Malec聽+1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood,聽Shadowhunters 
Bellarke聽鈭2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin,聽The 100 
Tyrus聽+34TJ & Cyrus,聽Andi Mack 
GendryaGendry & Arya Stark,聽Game of Thrones 
CatradoraCatra & Adora,聽She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 
Supercorp聽鈭1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor,聽Supergirl 
Kiribaku聽鈭8Kirishima Eijirou  & Bakugou Katsuki,聽Boku No Hero Academia 
Bumbleby聽+52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna,聽RWBY 
Stucky聽鈭6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes,聽the Marvel universe 
Jonsa聽+44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark,聽Game of Thrones 
Bakudeku聽鈭2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku,聽Boku No Hero Academia 
Stony聽+5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark,聽the Marvel universe 
Destiel聽鈭9Dean Winchester & Castiel,聽Supernatural 
Tododeku聽鈭13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku,聽Boku No Hero Academia 
Drarry聽鈭1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,聽the Harry Potter universe 
Jonerys聽+43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen,聽Game of Thrones 
Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth,聽Game of Thrones 
IronStrange聽鈭7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange,聽the Marvel universe 
EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant,聽SKAM France 
PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath,聽Athletes 
Sasusaku聽+2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura,聽Naruto 
Sheith聽鈭24Keith & Shiro,聽Voltron: Legendary Defender 
Sprousehart聽鈭10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart,聽Actors 
Harringrove聽+38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove,聽Stranger Things 
Symbrock聽鈭18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock,聽the Marvel universe 
Adrienette聽+14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,聽Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
Choni聽鈭21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz,聽Riverdale 
Taekook聽鈭16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook,聽BTS 
Marichat聽+5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir,聽Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle,聽Emmerdale 
Kaylor聽+11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift,聽celebrities 
Erasermic聽+16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi,聽Boku no Hero Academia 
Ladynoir聽+10Ladybug & Chat Noir,聽Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
Bughead聽鈭18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones,聽Riverdale 
Spideypool聽鈭14Spider-Man & Deadpool,聽the Marvel universe 
SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones,聽the Marvel universe 
MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes,聽Roswell, New Mexico 
Wolfstar聽+8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black,聽the Harry Potter universe 
Sterek聽鈭10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale,聽Teen Wolf 
ZaDrZim & Dib,聽Invader Zim 
DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David,聽Druck 
Camren聽鈭22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui,聽Fifth Harmony
Soriku聽Sora & Riku,聽Kingdom Hearts
Wayhaught聽鈭36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught,聽Wynonna Earp
PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark,聽the Marvel universe
Nalu聽+19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia,聽Fairy Tail
Yoonmin聽鈭29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin,聽BTS
LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,聽Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Lapidot聽鈭23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot,聽Steven Universe
MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven,聽Stranger Things
Thorki聽鈭36Thor & Loki,聽the Marvel universe
Merthur聽+28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon,聽Merlin
Korrasami聽鈭22Korra & Asami Sato,聽The Legend of Korra
Starco聽+3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz,聽Star vs. the Forces of Evil
BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley,聽Actors
McHanzo聽鈭46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada,聽Overwatch
SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt,聽Grey鈥檚 Anatomy
Vmin聽鈭19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin,聽BTS
CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi,聽SKAM Espa帽a聽
Johnlock聽鈭25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,聽Sherlock
Hannigram聽鈭8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,聽Hannibal
Kacchako聽鈭32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki,聽Boku no Hero Academia
Snowbaz聽+29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch,聽Carry On
Kaisoo聽+8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo,聽EXO
Deanoru聽鈭4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru,聽Runaways
Larry Stylinson聽鈭15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson,聽One Direction
WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian,聽Mo Dao Zu Shi
IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava,聽SKAM Italia
Clexa聽鈭28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa,聽The 100
Nygmobblepot聽鈭15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot,聽Gotham
SnufminSnufkin & Moomin,聽Moominvalley
PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman,聽Legacies
Bubbline聽鈭54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline,聽Adventure Time
BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway,聽EastEnders
BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo,聽RuPaul鈥檚 Drag Race
HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson,聽How to Train Your Dragon
Prinxiety聽+4Princey & Anxiety,聽Thomas Sanders
PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago,聽Brooklyn Nine-Nine
RayllumCallum & Rayla,聽The Dragon Prince
Victuuri聽鈭56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki,聽Yuri!!! on Ice
EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak,聽She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff,聽the Marvel universe
Tomdaya聽鈭6Tom Holland & Zendaya,聽Actors
Spirk聽+6Spock & James Kirk,聽Star Trek
SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka,聽Mob Psycho 100
Todomomo聽鈭23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo,聽Boku no Hero Academia
VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous,聽OK K.O.! Let鈥檚 Be Heroes
RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff,聽the Marvel universe
Bechloe聽鈭62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale,聽Pitch Perfect
ZelinkZelda & Link,聽The Legend of Zelda
DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas,聽Homestuck
TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo,聽Mob Psycho 100
DimilethDimitri & Byleth,聽Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren鈥檛 on the list last year.

fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top 100 Ships Shipping is Tumblr鈥檚 favorite sport, and this is the Big Game. Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale

Bad, Children, and Christmas: Karen Green Target 57 minutes ago I just saw your ad and I will never be able to spend money at your store again!! One man, one woman for life, thus saith the Lord!!! Like Comment Angela Concepcion about an hour ago Target I just saw your ad for gay couples marrying to register with you. I have also experienced an extraordinary wait in line when a Muslim cashier would not handle pork and someone had to cash her out, cash in and resume the order. However, you will not allow your customers to say Merry Christmas and you do not carry nativity creches. I will never shop in Target again and I will encourage friends and family to do the same. When you can give equal respects to all of your customers, then maybe many of us will be back. Till then, I will spend my money elsewhere. Like Comment Chet Stanger Target 3 hours ago With your advertisement for homosexual bridal registry, you've lost a card carrying shopper. It's one thing to expose adults to such debauchery, but it's quite another to expose children to it. Les Powell 3 hours ago X Target Well Target you lost all my business and I am sure alot more when my friends see this... ADVERTISEMENT that's love BE YOURSELF TOGETHER. whatdoyoumeanihavetochoose: thetrashmouthclub: somethingmissingthiswaycomes: vision-rights: subject-to-my-fandoms: tehrogue: norsegays: astrolope: People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target鈥檚 Facebook. I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story. A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right? It is a big deal because i鈥檓 a transman.聽 It doesn鈥檛 take a genius to conclude that it鈥檚 hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don鈥檛 pass, it鈥檚 hard to be taken seriously at a job interview. Right on the application, it asks what your聽preferred聽name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews. At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn鈥檛 care. Not in the sense that they don鈥檛 emotionally care, but that it didn鈥檛 matter. I was male and that鈥檚 all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples聽benefits聽in states that do not聽recognize聽them as a married couple. At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren鈥檛 sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you鈥檝e had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my聽preferred聽name and didn鈥檛 ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person. TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life. people didnt聽know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there Looks like I鈥檓 going to target. Real men shop at target All corporations are bad but now I鈥檓 considering applying to Target. 鈥渨hen you can give equal respects for all of your costumers, then maybe many of us will be back鈥 ma'am鈥︹︹. that鈥檚 exactly what they鈥檙e doing At target you can order a special name tag from HR with your pronouns on it! Officially printed on there and everything!!!!! Target just got +1000000 respect
Bad, Children, and Christmas: Karen Green Target
 57 minutes ago
 I just saw your ad and I will never be able to spend money at
 your store again!! One man, one woman for life, thus saith the
 Lord!!!
 Like Comment

 Angela Concepcion
 about an hour ago
 Target
 I just saw your ad for gay couples marrying to register with you. I
 have also experienced an extraordinary wait in line when a
 Muslim cashier would not handle pork and someone had to cash
 her out, cash in and resume the order. However, you will not
 allow your customers to say Merry Christmas and you do not
 carry nativity creches. I will never shop in Target again and I will
 encourage friends and family to do the same. When you can give
 equal respects to all of your customers, then maybe many of us
 will be back. Till then, I will spend my money elsewhere.
 Like Comment

 Chet Stanger Target
 3 hours ago
 With your advertisement for homosexual bridal registry, you've
 lost a card carrying shopper. It's one thing to expose adults to
 such debauchery, but it's quite another to expose children to it.

 Les Powell
 3 hours ago
 X
 Target
 Well Target you lost all my business and I am sure alot more
 when my friends see this...
 ADVERTISEMENT
 that's love
 BE YOURSELF
 TOGETHER.
whatdoyoumeanihavetochoose:

thetrashmouthclub:
somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

vision-rights:

subject-to-my-fandoms:

tehrogue:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target鈥檚 Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i鈥檓 a transman.聽
It doesn鈥檛 take a genius to conclude that it鈥檚 hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don鈥檛 pass, it鈥檚 hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your聽preferred聽name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn鈥檛 care. Not in the sense that they don鈥檛 emotionally care, but that it didn鈥檛 matter. I was male and that鈥檚 all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples聽benefits聽in states that do not聽recognize聽them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren鈥檛 sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you鈥檝e had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my聽preferred聽name and didn鈥檛 ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didnt聽know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like I鈥檓 going to target. 


Real men shop at target


All corporations are bad but now I鈥檓 considering applying to Target. 


鈥渨hen you can give equal respects for all of your costumers, then maybe many of us will be back鈥 ma'am鈥︹︹. that鈥檚 exactly what they鈥檙e doing


At target you can order a special name tag from HR with your pronouns on it! Officially printed on there and everything!!!!!

Target just got +1000000 respect

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Children, Christmas, and Facebook: Karen Green Target 57 minutes ago I just saw your ad and I will never be able to spend money at your store again!! One man, one woman for life, thus saith the Lord!!! Like Comment Angela Concepcion about an hour ago Target I just saw your ad for gay couples marrying to register with you. I have also experienced an extraordinary wait in line when a Muslim cashier would not handle pork and someone had to cash her out, cash in and resume the order. However, you will not allow your customers to say Merry Christmas and you do not carry nativity creches. I will never shop in Target again and I will encourage friends and family to do the same. When you can give equal respects to all of your customers, then maybe many of us will be back. Till then, I will spend my money elsewhere. Like Comment Chet Stanger Target 3 hours ago With your advertisement for homosexual bridal registry, you've lost a card carrying shopper. It's one thing to expose adults to such debauchery, but it's quite another to expose children to it. Les Powell 3 hours ago X Target Well Target you lost all my business and I am sure alot more when my friends see this... ADVERTISEMENT that's love BE YOURSELF TOGETHER. vision-rights: subject-to-my-fandoms: tehrogue: norsegays: astrolope: People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target鈥檚 Facebook. I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story. A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right? It is a big deal because i鈥檓 a transman.聽 It doesn鈥檛 take a genius to conclude that it鈥檚 hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don鈥檛 pass, it鈥檚 hard to be taken seriously at a job interview. Right on the application, it asks what your聽preferred聽name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews. At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn鈥檛 care. Not in the sense that they don鈥檛 emotionally care, but that it didn鈥檛 matter. I was male and that鈥檚 all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples聽benefits聽in states that do not聽recognize聽them as a married couple. At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren鈥檛 sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you鈥檝e had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my聽preferred聽name and didn鈥檛 ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person. TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life. people didnt聽know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there Looks like I鈥檓 going to target. Real men shop at target
Children, Christmas, and Facebook: Karen Green Target
 57 minutes ago
 I just saw your ad and I will never be able to spend money at
 your store again!! One man, one woman for life, thus saith the
 Lord!!!
 Like Comment

 Angela Concepcion
 about an hour ago
 Target
 I just saw your ad for gay couples marrying to register with you. I
 have also experienced an extraordinary wait in line when a
 Muslim cashier would not handle pork and someone had to cash
 her out, cash in and resume the order. However, you will not
 allow your customers to say Merry Christmas and you do not
 carry nativity creches. I will never shop in Target again and I will
 encourage friends and family to do the same. When you can give
 equal respects to all of your customers, then maybe many of us
 will be back. Till then, I will spend my money elsewhere.
 Like Comment

 Chet Stanger Target
 3 hours ago
 With your advertisement for homosexual bridal registry, you've
 lost a card carrying shopper. It's one thing to expose adults to
 such debauchery, but it's quite another to expose children to it.

 Les Powell
 3 hours ago
 X
 Target
 Well Target you lost all my business and I am sure alot more
 when my friends see this...
 ADVERTISEMENT
 that's love
 BE YOURSELF
 TOGETHER.
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People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target鈥檚 Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i鈥檓 a transman.聽
It doesn鈥檛 take a genius to conclude that it鈥檚 hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don鈥檛 pass, it鈥檚 hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your聽preferred聽name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn鈥檛 care. Not in the sense that they don鈥檛 emotionally care, but that it didn鈥檛 matter. I was male and that鈥檚 all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples聽benefits聽in states that do not聽recognize聽them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren鈥檛 sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you鈥檝e had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my聽preferred聽name and didn鈥檛 ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

people didnt聽know how Pro-LGBT Target is. I will always shop there


Looks like I鈥檓 going to target. 


Real men shop at target

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A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
 SEX WITH YOU
 HAVE
 ORIGHT NOW
 ALL THE TIME
 TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
 m freshly shaved.
 Oljust got a Brazlian.
 O To keep warm.
 To stop fighting.
 To bond emotionally
 To feel closer to you.
 Because quickies are cool
 O My therapist suggested it
 To act out a fantasy
 Dljust lost ten pounds
 Because you feed me.
 Because I'm tke that
 To break in the new mattress
 Djust changed the sheets.
 Tomorrow's taundry day
 O To say goodbye.
 To say I'm sory.
 To say thank you
 OI ran out of batteries
 You complete me.
 I want to get back together
 'm ovulating.
 OMy endorphins are firing.
 To forget about my ex.
 To help you forget your ex.
 Afternoon delight
 OI'm leaving the country.
 O got draftod
 #relationshipgoals
 Simon says
 Practice makes perfect.
 To carry on the family name
 Because wo both love cheese.
 Because 1 started doing yoga.
 I'm an artist.
 I'ma rocker.
 You care about grammar
 OI have good genes.
 You look good in jeans
 It's written in the stars.
 It's on my to-do list.
 O I'm tired of swiping left.
 m tired of swiping tight
 Oi won't find anything better.
 Ot'S winwin
 Oi have a headache.
 Ive heard it's fun.
 I'm tipsy
 aI'm bored
 OYou're hot
 You're smart
 You've got big hands.
 It would upset my mother.
 OSomeone dared me.
 DIcrave attention.
 DI had a good day.
 DI had a bad day,
 Im horny.
 3 You smell nice
 Sin is in,
 Celibacy is out.
 O My roommate is out
 Dl just learned a new technique.
 DIneed to bum some calories.
 O You're funny.
 I'm stupid
 It'd be my pleasure.
 It'd be your pleasure.
 Because I love you
 It's raining.
 It's Wednesday
 Procrastination.
 DI haven't showered yet.
 DIjust showered.
 O I'm naked
 To celebrate.
 To boost my self-esteem.
 To boost my serotonin levels.
 Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
 I'm a professional.
 I've got a motorcycle.
 I'm about to be famous.
 You're famous.
 OI need to release tension.
 OI need the validation.
 DI need the dopamine rush
 To commune with God.
 To live ife to the fullest.
 Dl lovehate you.
 I love/hate myself.
 OI hate everybody but you.
 It's been a while.
 It'l make me popular.
 Iwant to make a baby.
 My regular lover is out of town.
 It's my New Year's resolution,
 To change the subject.
 To even the score.
 As a personal favor.
 Revirginization isn't working out
 O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
 You give me butterfies
 OHabit
 Because you're the real deal
 Because I lack self-control.
 Because you carried me home.
 I'm on the rebound
 Bow-chicka-wowwow.
 a Sol can stop crying.
 Because I lost my orgasm.
 Because I'm uniquely flexible.
 It's the end of the world.
 The power is out.
 aYou have tons of tollowers.
 OI'm finally singlo.
 We both lean left.
 We both lean right.
 To make me feel young
 To escape reality.
 O heard you were good.
 OI'm that good.
 Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
 To dust off the cobwebs
 To improve my rhythm.
 You got dumped.
 Oigot dumped.
 D ike your shoes.
 Oi can't sleep.
 Oi got a new job.
 To make bfe better
 You alreacy know why
 I'm avoiding antidepressants.
 For spirituai transcendence.
 'Cause you're my babes, babe
 OI need some juicy gossip.
 I'm trying out for a pom.
 To expand my horizons.
 To take us to the next level.
 Im out of chocolate.
 We're stuck with each other
 Because I'm online.
 The happy pills aren't working.
 I'm tired of oral sex.
 I'm tired of being a virgin.
 Ol feel sorry for you.
 I'm addicted.
 You drive a nice car
 To feel whole.
 OI don't live here.
 You don't live here
 It's easier than facing our issues.
 You clean up real nice.
 You're a good dancer
 You're rich
 O I'm easy.
 OYour skin is soft
 O Your hair is soft.
 Your package looks promising.
 D There's nothing on TV
 OThe kids are asleep.
 OMy parents are out.
 O My hand's getting tired.
 OThird base is getting old.
 The birds and the bees do it.
 DI have a medical condition
 To manage stress.
 Because 1 did the dishes
 My vocal cords need exercise.
 The sock is on the doorknob.
 It's my birthday.
 It's your birthday.
 It's someone's birthday.
 OYou're sexy AF
 Because our therapist said so
 DI have excellent stamina
 Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
 You look like you need it.
 You're a good human.
 Ive been Kegeling.
 DI have ten minutes to kill
 OWe're here and we're queer
 To break in my new car.
 O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
 I'm polyamorous.
 aI had a dream about you.
 OMeditation makes me homy.
 Dljust popped a Viagra.
 Our bodies fit.
 To scratch my itch.
 To increase my resistance.
 Oike your you-know-what.
 You've got a big...brain.
 OWe're human.
 Why not?
 WITH SUGAR ON TOP
 PRETTY PLEASE
 PLEASE
 IWON'T BEG
 YEAR
 DAY
 MONTH
 SIGNATURE
 "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
 SEX WITH YOU
 HAVE
 ORIGHT NOW
 ALL THE TIME
 TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
 m freshly shaved.
 Oljust got a Brazlian.
 O To keep warm.
 To stop fighting.
 To bond emotionally
 To feel closer to you.
 Because quickies are cool
 O My therapist suggested it
 To act out a fantasy
 Dljust lost ten pounds
 Because you feed me.
 Because I'm tke that
 To break in the new mattress
 Djust changed the sheets.
 Tomorrow's taundry day
 O To say goodbye.
 To say I'm sory.
 To say thank you
 OI ran out of batteries
 You complete me.
 I want to get back together
 'm ovulating.
 OMy endorphins are firing.
 To forget about my ex.
 To help you forget your ex.
 Afternoon delight
 OI'm leaving the country.
 O got draftod
 #relationshipgoals
 Simon says
 Practice makes perfect.
 To carry on the family name
 Because wo both love cheese.
 Because 1 started doing yoga.
 I'm an artist.
 I'ma rocker.
 You care about grammar
 OI have good genes.
 You look good in jeans
 It's written in the stars.
 It's on my to-do list.
 O I'm tired of swiping left.
 m tired of swiping tight
 Oi won't find anything better.
 Ot'S winwin
 Oi have a headache.
 Ive heard it's fun.
 I'm tipsy
 aI'm bored
 OYou're hot
 You're smart
 You've got big hands.
 It would upset my mother.
 OSomeone dared me.
 DIcrave attention.
 DI had a good day.
 DI had a bad day,
 Im horny.
 3 You smell nice
 Sin is in,
 Celibacy is out.
 O My roommate is out
 Dl just learned a new technique.
 DIneed to bum some calories.
 O You're funny.
 I'm stupid
 It'd be my pleasure.
 It'd be your pleasure.
 Because I love you
 It's raining.
 It's Wednesday
 Procrastination.
 DI haven't showered yet.
 DIjust showered.
 O I'm naked
 To celebrate.
 To boost my self-esteem.
 To boost my serotonin levels.
 Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
 I'm a professional.
 I've got a motorcycle.
 I'm about to be famous.
 You're famous.
 OI need to release tension.
 OI need the validation.
 DI need the dopamine rush
 To commune with God.
 To live ife to the fullest.
 Dl lovehate you.
 I love/hate myself.
 OI hate everybody but you.
 It's been a while.
 It'l make me popular.
 Iwant to make a baby.
 My regular lover is out of town.
 It's my New Year's resolution,
 To change the subject.
 To even the score.
 As a personal favor.
 Revirginization isn't working out
 O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
 You give me butterfies
 OHabit
 Because you're the real deal
 Because I lack self-control.
 Because you carried me home.
 I'm on the rebound
 Bow-chicka-wowwow.
 a Sol can stop crying.
 Because I lost my orgasm.
 Because I'm uniquely flexible.
 It's the end of the world.
 The power is out.
 aYou have tons of tollowers.
 OI'm finally singlo.
 We both lean left.
 We both lean right.
 To make me feel young
 To escape reality.
 O heard you were good.
 OI'm that good.
 Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
 To dust off the cobwebs
 To improve my rhythm.
 You got dumped.
 Oigot dumped.
 D ike your shoes.
 Oi can't sleep.
 Oi got a new job.
 To make bfe better
 You alreacy know why
 I'm avoiding antidepressants.
 For spirituai transcendence.
 'Cause you're my babes, babe
 OI need some juicy gossip.
 I'm trying out for a pom.
 To expand my horizons.
 To take us to the next level.
 Im out of chocolate.
 We're stuck with each other
 Because I'm online.
 The happy pills aren't working.
 I'm tired of oral sex.
 I'm tired of being a virgin.
 Ol feel sorry for you.
 I'm addicted.
 You drive a nice car
 To feel whole.
 OI don't live here.
 You don't live here
 It's easier than facing our issues.
 You clean up real nice.
 You're a good dancer
 You're rich
 O I'm easy.
 OYour skin is soft
 O Your hair is soft.
 Your package looks promising.
 D There's nothing on TV
 OThe kids are asleep.
 OMy parents are out.
 O My hand's getting tired.
 OThird base is getting old.
 The birds and the bees do it.
 DI have a medical condition
 To manage stress.
 Because 1 did the dishes
 My vocal cords need exercise.
 The sock is on the doorknob.
 It's my birthday.
 It's your birthday.
 It's someone's birthday.
 OYou're sexy AF
 Because our therapist said so
 DI have excellent stamina
 Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
 You look like you need it.
 You're a good human.
 Ive been Kegeling.
 DI have ten minutes to kill
 OWe're here and we're queer
 To break in my new car.
 O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
 I'm polyamorous.
 aI had a dream about you.
 OMeditation makes me homy.
 Dljust popped a Viagra.
 Our bodies fit.
 To scratch my itch.
 To increase my resistance.
 Oike your you-know-what.
 You've got a big...brain.
 OWe're human.
 Why not?
 WITH SUGAR ON TOP
 PRETTY PLEASE
 PLEASE
 IWON'T BEG
 YEAR
 DAY
 MONTH
 SIGNATURE
 "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
 SEX WITH YOU
 HAVE
 ORIGHT NOW
 ALL THE TIME
 TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
 m freshly shaved.
 Oljust got a Brazlian.
 O To keep warm.
 To stop fighting.
 To bond emotionally
 To feel closer to you.
 Because quickies are cool
 O My therapist suggested it
 To act out a fantasy
 Dljust lost ten pounds
 Because you feed me.
 Because I'm tke that
 To break in the new mattress
 Djust changed the sheets.
 Tomorrow's taundry day
 O To say goodbye.
 To say I'm sory.
 To say thank you
 OI ran out of batteries
 You complete me.
 I want to get back together
 'm ovulating.
 OMy endorphins are firing.
 To forget about my ex.
 To help you forget your ex.
 Afternoon delight
 OI'm leaving the country.
 O got draftod
 #relationshipgoals
 Simon says
 Practice makes perfect.
 To carry on the family name
 Because wo both love cheese.
 Because 1 started doing yoga.
 I'm an artist.
 I'ma rocker.
 You care about grammar
 OI have good genes.
 You look good in jeans
 It's written in the stars.
 It's on my to-do list.
 O I'm tired of swiping left.
 m tired of swiping tight
 Oi won't find anything better.
 Ot'S winwin
 Oi have a headache.
 Ive heard it's fun.
 I'm tipsy
 aI'm bored
 OYou're hot
 You're smart
 You've got big hands.
 It would upset my mother.
 OSomeone dared me.
 DIcrave attention.
 DI had a good day.
 DI had a bad day,
 Im horny.
 3 You smell nice
 Sin is in,
 Celibacy is out.
 O My roommate is out
 Dl just learned a new technique.
 DIneed to bum some calories.
 O You're funny.
 I'm stupid
 It'd be my pleasure.
 It'd be your pleasure.
 Because I love you
 It's raining.
 It's Wednesday
 Procrastination.
 DI haven't showered yet.
 DIjust showered.
 O I'm naked
 To celebrate.
 To boost my self-esteem.
 To boost my serotonin levels.
 Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
 I'm a professional.
 I've got a motorcycle.
 I'm about to be famous.
 You're famous.
 OI need to release tension.
 OI need the validation.
 DI need the dopamine rush
 To commune with God.
 To live ife to the fullest.
 Dl lovehate you.
 I love/hate myself.
 OI hate everybody but you.
 It's been a while.
 It'l make me popular.
 Iwant to make a baby.
 My regular lover is out of town.
 It's my New Year's resolution,
 To change the subject.
 To even the score.
 As a personal favor.
 Revirginization isn't working out
 O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
 You give me butterfies
 OHabit
 Because you're the real deal
 Because I lack self-control.
 Because you carried me home.
 I'm on the rebound
 Bow-chicka-wowwow.
 a Sol can stop crying.
 Because I lost my orgasm.
 Because I'm uniquely flexible.
 It's the end of the world.
 The power is out.
 aYou have tons of tollowers.
 OI'm finally singlo.
 We both lean left.
 We both lean right.
 To make me feel young
 To escape reality.
 O heard you were good.
 OI'm that good.
 Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
 To dust off the cobwebs
 To improve my rhythm.
 You got dumped.
 Oigot dumped.
 D ike your shoes.
 Oi can't sleep.
 Oi got a new job.
 To make bfe better
 You alreacy know why
 I'm avoiding antidepressants.
 For spirituai transcendence.
 'Cause you're my babes, babe
 OI need some juicy gossip.
 I'm trying out for a pom.
 To expand my horizons.
 To take us to the next level.
 Im out of chocolate.
 We're stuck with each other
 Because I'm online.
 The happy pills aren't working.
 I'm tired of oral sex.
 I'm tired of being a virgin.
 Ol feel sorry for you.
 I'm addicted.
 You drive a nice car
 To feel whole.
 OI don't live here.
 You don't live here
 It's easier than facing our issues.
 You clean up real nice.
 You're a good dancer
 You're rich
 O I'm easy.
 OYour skin is soft
 O Your hair is soft.
 Your package looks promising.
 D There's nothing on TV
 OThe kids are asleep.
 OMy parents are out.
 O My hand's getting tired.
 OThird base is getting old.
 The birds and the bees do it.
 DI have a medical condition
 To manage stress.
 Because 1 did the dishes
 My vocal cords need exercise.
 The sock is on the doorknob.
 It's my birthday.
 It's your birthday.
 It's someone's birthday.
 OYou're sexy AF
 Because our therapist said so
 DI have excellent stamina
 Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
 You look like you need it.
 You're a good human.
 Ive been Kegeling.
 DI have ten minutes to kill
 OWe're here and we're queer
 To break in my new car.
 O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
 I'm polyamorous.
 aI had a dream about you.
 OMeditation makes me homy.
 Dljust popped a Viagra.
 Our bodies fit.
 To scratch my itch.
 To increase my resistance.
 Oike your you-know-what.
 You've got a big...brain.
 OWe're human.
 Why not?
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 PRETTY PLEASE
 PLEASE
 IWON'T BEG
 YEAR
 DAY
 MONTH
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Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
 SEX WITH YOU
 HAVE
 ORIGHT NOW
 ALL THE TIME
 TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
 m freshly shaved.
 Oljust got a Brazlian.
 O To keep warm.
 To stop fighting.
 To bond emotionally
 To feel closer to you.
 Because quickies are cool
 O My therapist suggested it
 To act out a fantasy
 Dljust lost ten pounds
 Because you feed me.
 Because I'm tke that
 To break in the new mattress
 Djust changed the sheets.
 Tomorrow's taundry day
 O To say goodbye.
 To say I'm sory.
 To say thank you
 OI ran out of batteries
 You complete me.
 I want to get back together
 'm ovulating.
 OMy endorphins are firing.
 To forget about my ex.
 To help you forget your ex.
 Afternoon delight
 OI'm leaving the country.
 O got draftod
 #relationshipgoals
 Simon says
 Practice makes perfect.
 To carry on the family name
 Because wo both love cheese.
 Because 1 started doing yoga.
 I'm an artist.
 I'ma rocker.
 You care about grammar
 OI have good genes.
 You look good in jeans
 It's written in the stars.
 It's on my to-do list.
 O I'm tired of swiping left.
 m tired of swiping tight
 Oi won't find anything better.
 Ot'S winwin
 Oi have a headache.
 Ive heard it's fun.
 I'm tipsy
 aI'm bored
 OYou're hot
 You're smart
 You've got big hands.
 It would upset my mother.
 OSomeone dared me.
 DIcrave attention.
 DI had a good day.
 DI had a bad day,
 Im horny.
 3 You smell nice
 Sin is in,
 Celibacy is out.
 O My roommate is out
 Dl just learned a new technique.
 DIneed to bum some calories.
 O You're funny.
 I'm stupid
 It'd be my pleasure.
 It'd be your pleasure.
 Because I love you
 It's raining.
 It's Wednesday
 Procrastination.
 DI haven't showered yet.
 DIjust showered.
 O I'm naked
 To celebrate.
 To boost my self-esteem.
 To boost my serotonin levels.
 Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
 I'm a professional.
 I've got a motorcycle.
 I'm about to be famous.
 You're famous.
 OI need to release tension.
 OI need the validation.
 DI need the dopamine rush
 To commune with God.
 To live ife to the fullest.
 Dl lovehate you.
 I love/hate myself.
 OI hate everybody but you.
 It's been a while.
 It'l make me popular.
 Iwant to make a baby.
 My regular lover is out of town.
 It's my New Year's resolution,
 To change the subject.
 To even the score.
 As a personal favor.
 Revirginization isn't working out
 O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
 You give me butterfies
 OHabit
 Because you're the real deal
 Because I lack self-control.
 Because you carried me home.
 I'm on the rebound
 Bow-chicka-wowwow.
 a Sol can stop crying.
 Because I lost my orgasm.
 Because I'm uniquely flexible.
 It's the end of the world.
 The power is out.
 aYou have tons of tollowers.
 OI'm finally singlo.
 We both lean left.
 We both lean right.
 To make me feel young
 To escape reality.
 O heard you were good.
 OI'm that good.
 Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
 To dust off the cobwebs
 To improve my rhythm.
 You got dumped.
 Oigot dumped.
 D ike your shoes.
 Oi can't sleep.
 Oi got a new job.
 To make bfe better
 You alreacy know why
 I'm avoiding antidepressants.
 For spirituai transcendence.
 'Cause you're my babes, babe
 OI need some juicy gossip.
 I'm trying out for a pom.
 To expand my horizons.
 To take us to the next level.
 Im out of chocolate.
 We're stuck with each other
 Because I'm online.
 The happy pills aren't working.
 I'm tired of oral sex.
 I'm tired of being a virgin.
 Ol feel sorry for you.
 I'm addicted.
 You drive a nice car
 To feel whole.
 OI don't live here.
 You don't live here
 It's easier than facing our issues.
 You clean up real nice.
 You're a good dancer
 You're rich
 O I'm easy.
 OYour skin is soft
 O Your hair is soft.
 Your package looks promising.
 D There's nothing on TV
 OThe kids are asleep.
 OMy parents are out.
 O My hand's getting tired.
 OThird base is getting old.
 The birds and the bees do it.
 DI have a medical condition
 To manage stress.
 Because 1 did the dishes
 My vocal cords need exercise.
 The sock is on the doorknob.
 It's my birthday.
 It's your birthday.
 It's someone's birthday.
 OYou're sexy AF
 Because our therapist said so
 DI have excellent stamina
 Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
 You look like you need it.
 You're a good human.
 Ive been Kegeling.
 DI have ten minutes to kill
 OWe're here and we're queer
 To break in my new car.
 O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
 I'm polyamorous.
 aI had a dream about you.
 OMeditation makes me homy.
 Dljust popped a Viagra.
 Our bodies fit.
 To scratch my itch.
 To increase my resistance.
 Oike your you-know-what.
 You've got a big...brain.
 OWe're human.
 Why not?
 WITH SUGAR ON TOP
 PRETTY PLEASE
 PLEASE
 IWON'T BEG
 YEAR
 DAY
 MONTH
 SIGNATURE
 "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
awesomage:

Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist

A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST SEX WITH YOU HAVE ORIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON m freshly shaved. Oljust got a Brazlian. O To keep warm. To stop fighting. To bond emotionally To feel closer to you. Because quickies are cool O My therapist suggested it To act out a fantasy Dljust lost ten pounds Because you feed me. Because I'm tke that To break in the new mattress Djust changed the sheets. Tomorrow's taundry day O To say goodbye. To say I'm sory. To say thank you OI ran out of batteries You complete me. I want to get back together 'm ovulating. OMy endorphins are firing. To forget about my ex. To help you forget your ex. Afternoon delight OI'm leaving the country. O got draftod #relationshipgoals Simon says Practice makes perfect. To carry on the family name Because wo both love cheese. Because 1 started doing yoga. I'm an artist. I'ma rocker. You care about grammar OI have good genes. You look good in jeans It's written in the stars. It's on my to-do list. O I'm tired of swiping left. m tired of swiping tight Oi won't find anything better. Ot'S winwin Oi have a headache. Ive heard it's fun. I'm tipsy aI'm bored OYou're hot You're smart You've got big hands. It would upset my mother. OSomeone dared me. DIcrave attention. DI had a good day. DI had a bad day, Im horny. 3 You smell nice Sin is in, Celibacy is out. O My roommate is out Dl just learned a new technique. DIneed to bum some calories. O You're funny. I'm stupid It'd be my pleasure. It'd be your pleasure. Because I love you It's raining. It's Wednesday Procrastination. DI haven't showered yet. DIjust showered. O I'm naked To celebrate. To boost my self-esteem. To boost my serotonin levels. Because you touch me like that). You're easy. I'm a professional. I've got a motorcycle. I'm about to be famous. You're famous. OI need to release tension. OI need the validation. DI need the dopamine rush To commune with God. To live ife to the fullest. Dl lovehate you. I love/hate myself. OI hate everybody but you. It's been a while. It'l make me popular. Iwant to make a baby. My regular lover is out of town. It's my New Year's resolution, To change the subject. To even the score. As a personal favor. Revirginization isn't working out O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!" You give me butterfies OHabit Because you're the real deal Because I lack self-control. Because you carried me home. I'm on the rebound Bow-chicka-wowwow. a Sol can stop crying. Because I lost my orgasm. Because I'm uniquely flexible. It's the end of the world. The power is out. aYou have tons of tollowers. OI'm finally singlo. We both lean left. We both lean right. To make me feel young To escape reality. O heard you were good. OI'm that good. Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo. To dust off the cobwebs To improve my rhythm. You got dumped. Oigot dumped. D ike your shoes. Oi can't sleep. Oi got a new job. To make bfe better You alreacy know why I'm avoiding antidepressants. For spirituai transcendence. 'Cause you're my babes, babe OI need some juicy gossip. I'm trying out for a pom. To expand my horizons. To take us to the next level. Im out of chocolate. We're stuck with each other Because I'm online. The happy pills aren't working. I'm tired of oral sex. I'm tired of being a virgin. Ol feel sorry for you. I'm addicted. You drive a nice car To feel whole. OI don't live here. You don't live here It's easier than facing our issues. You clean up real nice. You're a good dancer You're rich O I'm easy. OYour skin is soft O Your hair is soft. Your package looks promising. D There's nothing on TV OThe kids are asleep. OMy parents are out. O My hand's getting tired. OThird base is getting old. The birds and the bees do it. DI have a medical condition To manage stress. Because 1 did the dishes My vocal cords need exercise. The sock is on the doorknob. It's my birthday. It's your birthday. It's someone's birthday. OYou're sexy AF Because our therapist said so DI have excellent stamina Ojust finished the Kama Sutra. You look like you need it. You're a good human. Ive been Kegeling. DI have ten minutes to kill OWe're here and we're queer To break in my new car. O My blowup doll sprung a leak. I'm polyamorous. aI had a dream about you. OMeditation makes me homy. Dljust popped a Viagra. Our bodies fit. To scratch my itch. To increase my resistance. Oike your you-know-what. You've got a big...brain. OWe're human. Why not? WITH SUGAR ON TOP PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE IWON'T BEG YEAR DAY MONTH SIGNATURE "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD? awesomage: Why I Must Have Sex With You Checklist
A Dream, Af, and Bad: WHY I MUST
 SEX WITH YOU
 HAVE
 ORIGHT NOW
 ALL THE TIME
 TONIGHT VERY VERY SOON
 m freshly shaved.
 Oljust got a Brazlian.
 O To keep warm.
 To stop fighting.
 To bond emotionally
 To feel closer to you.
 Because quickies are cool
 O My therapist suggested it
 To act out a fantasy
 Dljust lost ten pounds
 Because you feed me.
 Because I'm tke that
 To break in the new mattress
 Djust changed the sheets.
 Tomorrow's taundry day
 O To say goodbye.
 To say I'm sory.
 To say thank you
 OI ran out of batteries
 You complete me.
 I want to get back together
 'm ovulating.
 OMy endorphins are firing.
 To forget about my ex.
 To help you forget your ex.
 Afternoon delight
 OI'm leaving the country.
 O got draftod
 #relationshipgoals
 Simon says
 Practice makes perfect.
 To carry on the family name
 Because wo both love cheese.
 Because 1 started doing yoga.
 I'm an artist.
 I'ma rocker.
 You care about grammar
 OI have good genes.
 You look good in jeans
 It's written in the stars.
 It's on my to-do list.
 O I'm tired of swiping left.
 m tired of swiping tight
 Oi won't find anything better.
 Ot'S winwin
 Oi have a headache.
 Ive heard it's fun.
 I'm tipsy
 aI'm bored
 OYou're hot
 You're smart
 You've got big hands.
 It would upset my mother.
 OSomeone dared me.
 DIcrave attention.
 DI had a good day.
 DI had a bad day,
 Im horny.
 3 You smell nice
 Sin is in,
 Celibacy is out.
 O My roommate is out
 Dl just learned a new technique.
 DIneed to bum some calories.
 O You're funny.
 I'm stupid
 It'd be my pleasure.
 It'd be your pleasure.
 Because I love you
 It's raining.
 It's Wednesday
 Procrastination.
 DI haven't showered yet.
 DIjust showered.
 O I'm naked
 To celebrate.
 To boost my self-esteem.
 To boost my serotonin levels.
 Because you touch me like that). You're easy.
 I'm a professional.
 I've got a motorcycle.
 I'm about to be famous.
 You're famous.
 OI need to release tension.
 OI need the validation.
 DI need the dopamine rush
 To commune with God.
 To live ife to the fullest.
 Dl lovehate you.
 I love/hate myself.
 OI hate everybody but you.
 It's been a while.
 It'l make me popular.
 Iwant to make a baby.
 My regular lover is out of town.
 It's my New Year's resolution,
 To change the subject.
 To even the score.
 As a personal favor.
 Revirginization isn't working out
 O1ke screaming "Oh yeah, baby!"
 You give me butterfies
 OHabit
 Because you're the real deal
 Because I lack self-control.
 Because you carried me home.
 I'm on the rebound
 Bow-chicka-wowwow.
 a Sol can stop crying.
 Because I lost my orgasm.
 Because I'm uniquely flexible.
 It's the end of the world.
 The power is out.
 aYou have tons of tollowers.
 OI'm finally singlo.
 We both lean left.
 We both lean right.
 To make me feel young
 To escape reality.
 O heard you were good.
 OI'm that good.
 Because I love wearing condoms. You're fnally singlo.
 To dust off the cobwebs
 To improve my rhythm.
 You got dumped.
 Oigot dumped.
 D ike your shoes.
 Oi can't sleep.
 Oi got a new job.
 To make bfe better
 You alreacy know why
 I'm avoiding antidepressants.
 For spirituai transcendence.
 'Cause you're my babes, babe
 OI need some juicy gossip.
 I'm trying out for a pom.
 To expand my horizons.
 To take us to the next level.
 Im out of chocolate.
 We're stuck with each other
 Because I'm online.
 The happy pills aren't working.
 I'm tired of oral sex.
 I'm tired of being a virgin.
 Ol feel sorry for you.
 I'm addicted.
 You drive a nice car
 To feel whole.
 OI don't live here.
 You don't live here
 It's easier than facing our issues.
 You clean up real nice.
 You're a good dancer
 You're rich
 O I'm easy.
 OYour skin is soft
 O Your hair is soft.
 Your package looks promising.
 D There's nothing on TV
 OThe kids are asleep.
 OMy parents are out.
 O My hand's getting tired.
 OThird base is getting old.
 The birds and the bees do it.
 DI have a medical condition
 To manage stress.
 Because 1 did the dishes
 My vocal cords need exercise.
 The sock is on the doorknob.
 It's my birthday.
 It's your birthday.
 It's someone's birthday.
 OYou're sexy AF
 Because our therapist said so
 DI have excellent stamina
 Ojust finished the Kama Sutra.
 You look like you need it.
 You're a good human.
 Ive been Kegeling.
 DI have ten minutes to kill
 OWe're here and we're queer
 To break in my new car.
 O My blowup doll sprung a leak.
 I'm polyamorous.
 aI had a dream about you.
 OMeditation makes me homy.
 Dljust popped a Viagra.
 Our bodies fit.
 To scratch my itch.
 To increase my resistance.
 Oike your you-know-what.
 You've got a big...brain.
 OWe're human.
 Why not?
 WITH SUGAR ON TOP
 PRETTY PLEASE
 PLEASE
 IWON'T BEG
 YEAR
 DAY
 MONTH
 SIGNATURE
 "WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
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