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Captian: GOTTA LOVE HOW PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO SLAM CAPTIAN MARVEL WHEN EVERYONE WAS CHEERING ON WONDER WOMAN. SO MUCH DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE COMIC BOOK FANDOM IT'S SICKENING. SUPER-HERO-COonFESSIons theamazingcaptainspider: hayley566: waveringwannabevalkyrie: libertarirynn: hayley566: I think I know why that is. It’s because Wonder Woman is more fantasy-esque and Captain Marvel is a more harsh reality. Let me explain, Wonder Woman grew up in a paradise without men or sexism and just now entered the world of man and just now experienced sexism. Carol grew up in the world of man and grew up within this system. That and Wonder Woman takes place further in the past, making it easier to think “wow, back then was awful but we’re way better now” while several comic fans grew up in the 90’s, making it feel not that long ago. While I love both films, I do feel like Captain Marvel took more risks than Wonder Woman in this sense and I applaud it for that. Miss me with that nonsense. The Carol we see at the start of the film only remembers her life on a planet where men and women were equally trained combatants and as far as we can tell have the respect of their male peers. Yes she was technically born on earth but until the latter half of the film she doesn’t remember that part. Her personality is shaped by the world that she remembers. And how is it “taking risks” to have a character that’s almost completely invulnerable and whose only “flaw” is not realizing how awesome she actually is, even though she was already practically all powerful? How is it taking risks to have a character who basically never learns or grows and is just already a badass who dispatches all enemies with little to no difficulty? Diana had to face defeat and the possibility that her simplistic belief in justice and the existence of war need to be re-examined. She had to work with others and listen to wisdom and advice in order to make informed decisions. She was powerful, but not invulnerable. She was relatable and likable. She didn’t go around being cold and rude to people for no damn reason and ooze pretension with every word she spoke. Y'all really can’t distinguish fiction from reality huh? I call bullshit on “wOrLd oF mEn” bullshit because CM’s writing was fucking trash. Literally every single fucking man she met besides Nick Fury and the Skrull guy was a complete misogynistic caricature, to the point that her FUCKING DAD’S first reaction to her getting in a go-cart accident was not desperate fear/concern for his only daughter, but to…immediately belittle her? No babe that’s not reality, that’s shit ass writers who have no sense of nuance and no sense of developing villains because “UHHHHH HERO IS WOMAN AND MAN HATE WOMAN SO ALL MEN BAD”.Take another example, the boot camp scene where apparently like 8 white guys have nothing to do except stand around and taunt Carol? Except in real life boot camp no one has fucking time to stand around, your ass is constantly being drilled and harassed by your drill instructor, and all of the recruits are being shaped into a unit to WORK TOGETHER, with everyone being treated equally harshly. (Also, I’m supposed to believe that boot camp back in the 80’s/90’s was unisex?) If it was just Carol training on her own, that again begs the question of why an entire group of guys was just staring at her while she was training instead of I don’t know… doing their own training? Relaxing on base during what little leisure time they had? But those questions don’t matter because the writers didn’t give a damn about reality. They only gave a fuck about pushing their bullshit man hating agenda, strawmanning all men, and creating a situation where Carol was nothing but a poor innocent victim of evil cruel men. They literally only existed to victimize Carol and make all of her behavior seem acceptable because “they were mean to her first, so if she decides to nearly break a man’s hand off and steal his motorcycle later, it’s okay!” That’s not fucking realism, that’s hack writing.Captain Marvel is bad, she’s not even remarkable by the standards of female characters, and quite frankly it’s insulting that you ignore and downplay other, far more iconic and well-written female heroes just because Carol plays to your politics. @waveringwannabevalkyrie “world of man” is a term used in the Wonder Woman comics several times to describe the world outside of themiscrya. That’s why I used it here. I would go over how abusive men do exist, just like abusive women do and how I’ve had my own experiences with an abusive father but from your tone, I think if I explain anymore you would make fun of me or something with the whole “aw you have daddy issues and that’s why you like the movie lol”. I’m so hope you’re not that cruel but knowing the internet, you cannot be safe. I just hope you’re not like those kind of people that I met and are willing to at least understand that just because you don’t experience something doesn’t mean it’s the same for everyone else.@libertarirynn as someone who’s seen the movie, I feel like the struggle was more than just “not knowing how awesome she was.” She was being lied to about her entire life for six years and we even see her have a breakdown upon realizing this. We see her sobbing out in a field over finding all this out. The idea of finally being free from the control of others, whether male or female (people seem to forget that minn-erva was also a villain in the movie) in both a physical and emotional sense. Despite Carol having her memories wiped in the beginning, the audience gets flashes of the sexism she faced growing up. While I love both films, I will say that captain marvel spoke to me more than Wonder Woman because of my own personal experiences and if it didn’t do the same for you guys, that’s fine. I just feel that the movie gets misrepresented or misinterpreted a lot and that it is unfair. It sucks that Wonder Woman is used to bash captain marvel despite the different approaches the movies take towards women’s issues. In fact, that behavior has caused me to like Wonder Woman less and less and I really don’t want that to happen. Not only do I start to see the flaws in the film being put on a pedestal, I become more defensive of the one that’s being misrepresented. I still love the Wonder Woman movie but the internet makes it hard to sometimes.I guess what I’m saying is…I wish fans wouldn’t use one to bash the other. I honestly wasn’t trying to bash Wonder Woman or use captain marvel to do so in my last reply. I was just explaining how one is more successful since it tried to be more palatable while the other took more risks in being a feminist film. I hope you both can see that I am not looking for a fight and am just explaining myself. I hope this helped you understand where I’m coming from and that instead of arguing or throwing insults like what usually happens online, this can be handled amicably. Both are good movies.People who hate them or use one to trash the other are secist idiots. End of story Or maybe they just have a different opinion and maybe you need to learn how to spell “sexist” before calling anyone else an idiot.
Captian: GOTTA LOVE HOW PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO SLAM
 CAPTIAN MARVEL WHEN EVERYONE WAS CHEERING ON WONDER
 WOMAN. SO MUCH DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE COMIC BOOK
 FANDOM IT'S SICKENING.
 SUPER-HERO-COonFESSIons
theamazingcaptainspider:

hayley566:

waveringwannabevalkyrie:
libertarirynn:

hayley566:

I think I know why that is. It’s because Wonder Woman is more fantasy-esque and Captain Marvel is a more harsh reality. 
Let me explain, Wonder Woman grew up in a paradise without men or sexism and just now entered the world of man and just now experienced sexism. Carol grew up in the world of man and grew up within this system. That and Wonder Woman takes place further in the past, making it easier to think “wow, back then was awful but we’re way better now” while several comic fans grew up in the 90’s, making it feel not that long ago. 
While I love both films, I do feel like Captain Marvel took more risks than Wonder Woman in this sense and I applaud it for that.

Miss me with that nonsense. The Carol we see at the start of the film only remembers her life on a planet where men and women were equally trained combatants and as far as we can tell have the respect of their male peers. Yes she was technically born on earth but until the latter half of the film she doesn’t remember that part. Her personality is shaped by the world that she remembers. And how is it “taking risks” to have a character that’s almost completely invulnerable and whose only “flaw” is not realizing how awesome she actually is, even though she was already practically all powerful? How is it taking risks to have a character who basically never learns or grows and is just already a badass who dispatches all enemies with little to no difficulty? 
Diana had to face defeat and the possibility that her simplistic belief in justice and the existence of war need to be re-examined. She had to work with others and listen to wisdom and advice in order to make informed decisions. She was powerful, but not invulnerable. She was relatable and likable. She didn’t go around being cold and rude to people for no damn reason and ooze pretension with every word she spoke.

Y'all really can’t distinguish fiction from reality huh? I call bullshit on “wOrLd oF mEn” bullshit because CM’s writing was fucking trash. Literally every single fucking man she met besides Nick Fury and the Skrull guy was a complete misogynistic caricature, to the point that her FUCKING DAD’S first reaction to her getting in a go-cart accident was not desperate fear/concern for his only daughter, but to…immediately belittle her? No babe that’s not reality, that’s shit ass writers who have no sense of nuance and no sense of developing villains because “UHHHHH HERO IS WOMAN AND MAN HATE WOMAN SO ALL MEN BAD”.Take another example, the boot camp scene where apparently like 8 white guys have nothing to do except stand around and taunt Carol? Except in real life boot camp no one has fucking time to stand around, your ass is constantly being drilled and harassed by your drill instructor, and all of the recruits are being shaped into a unit to WORK TOGETHER, with everyone being treated equally harshly. (Also, I’m supposed to believe that boot camp back in the 80’s/90’s was unisex?) If it was just Carol training on her own, that again begs the question of why an entire group of guys was just staring at her while she was training instead of I don’t know… doing their own training? Relaxing on base during what little leisure time they had? But those questions don’t matter because the writers didn’t give a damn about reality. They only gave a fuck about pushing their bullshit man hating agenda, strawmanning all men, and creating a situation where Carol was nothing but a poor innocent victim of evil cruel men. They literally only existed to victimize Carol and make all of her behavior seem acceptable because “they were mean to her first, so if she decides to nearly break a man’s hand off and steal his motorcycle later, it’s okay!” That’s not fucking realism, that’s hack writing.Captain Marvel is bad, she’s not even remarkable by the standards of female characters, and quite frankly it’s insulting that you ignore and downplay other, far more iconic and well-written female heroes just because Carol plays to your politics.
@waveringwannabevalkyrie “world of man” is a term used in the Wonder Woman comics several times to describe the world outside of themiscrya. That’s why I used it here. I would go over how abusive men do exist, just like abusive women do and how I’ve had my own experiences with an abusive father but from your tone, I think if I explain anymore you would make fun of me or something with the whole “aw you have daddy issues and that’s why you like the movie lol”. I’m so hope you’re not that cruel but knowing the internet, you cannot be safe. I just hope you’re not like those kind of people that I met and are willing to at least understand that just because you don’t experience something doesn’t mean it’s the same for everyone else.@libertarirynn as someone who’s seen the movie, I feel like the struggle was more than just “not knowing how awesome she was.” She was being lied to about her entire life for six years and we even see her have a breakdown upon realizing this. We see her sobbing out in a field over finding all this out. The idea of finally being free from the control of others, whether male or female (people seem to forget that minn-erva was also a villain in the movie) in both a physical and emotional sense. Despite Carol having her memories wiped in the beginning, the audience gets flashes of the sexism she faced growing up. While I love both films, I will say that captain marvel spoke to me more than Wonder Woman because of my own personal experiences and if it didn’t do the same for you guys, that’s fine. I just feel that the movie gets misrepresented or misinterpreted a lot and that it is unfair. It sucks that Wonder Woman is used to bash captain marvel despite the different approaches the movies take towards women’s issues. In fact, that behavior has caused me to like Wonder Woman less and less and I really don’t want that to happen. Not only do I start to see the flaws in the film being put on a pedestal, I become more defensive of the one that’s being misrepresented. I still love the Wonder Woman movie but the internet makes it hard to sometimes.I guess what I’m saying is…I wish fans wouldn’t use one to bash the other. I honestly wasn’t trying to bash Wonder Woman or use captain marvel to do so in my last reply.  I was just explaining how one is more successful since it tried to be more palatable while the other took more risks in being a feminist film. I hope you both can see that I am not looking for a fight and am just explaining myself. I hope this helped you understand where I’m coming from and that instead of arguing or throwing insults like what usually happens online, this can be handled amicably.

Both are good movies.People who hate them or use one to trash the other are secist idiots. End of story

Or maybe they just have a different opinion and maybe you need to learn how to spell “sexist” before calling anyone else an idiot.

theamazingcaptainspider: hayley566: waveringwannabevalkyrie: libertarirynn: hayley566: I think I know why that is. It’s because Wonde...

Captian: GOTTA LOVE HOW PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO SLAM CAPTIAN MARVEL WHEN EVERYONE WAS CHEERING ON WONDER WOMAN. SO MUCH DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE COMIC BOOK FANDOM IT'S SICKENING. SUPER-HERO-COonFESSIons hayley566: I think I know why that is. It’s because Wonder Woman is more fantasy-esque and Captain Marvel is a more harsh reality. Let me explain, Wonder Woman grew up in a paradise without men or sexism and just now entered the world of man and just now experienced sexism. Carol grew up in the world of man and grew up within this system. That and Wonder Woman takes place further in the past, making it easier to think “wow, back then was awful but we’re way better now” while several comic fans grew up in the 90’s, making it feel not that long ago. While I love both films, I do feel like Captain Marvel took more risks than Wonder Woman in this sense and I applaud it for that. Miss me with that nonsense. The Carol we see at the start of the film only remembers her life on a planet where men and women were equally trained combatants and as far as we can tell have the respect of their male peers. Yes she was technically born on earth but until the latter half of the film she doesn’t remember that part. Her personality is shaped by the world that she remembers. And how is it “taking risks” to have a character that’s almost completely invulnerable and whose only “flaw” is not realizing how awesome she actually is, even though she was already practically all powerful? How is it taking risks to have a character who basically never learns or grows and is just already a badass who dispatches all enemies with little to no difficulty? Diana had to face defeat and the possibility that her simplistic belief in justice and the existence of war need to be re-examined. She had to work with others and listen to wisdom and advice in order to make informed decisions. She was powerful, but not invulnerable. She was relatable and likable. She didn’t go around being cold and rude to people for no damn reason and ooze pretension with every word she spoke.
Captian: GOTTA LOVE HOW PEOPLE ARE SO QUICK TO SLAM
 CAPTIAN MARVEL WHEN EVERYONE WAS CHEERING ON WONDER
 WOMAN. SO MUCH DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE COMIC BOOK
 FANDOM IT'S SICKENING.
 SUPER-HERO-COonFESSIons
hayley566:
I think I know why that is. It’s because Wonder Woman is more fantasy-esque and Captain Marvel is a more harsh reality. 
Let me explain, Wonder Woman grew up in a paradise without men or sexism and just now entered the world of man and just now experienced sexism. Carol grew up in the world of man and grew up within this system. That and Wonder Woman takes place further in the past, making it easier to think “wow, back then was awful but we’re way better now” while several comic fans grew up in the 90’s, making it feel not that long ago. 
While I love both films, I do feel like Captain Marvel took more risks than Wonder Woman in this sense and I applaud it for that.
Miss me with that nonsense. The Carol we see at the start of the film only remembers her life on a planet where men and women were equally trained combatants and as far as we can tell have the respect of their male peers. Yes she was technically born on earth but until the latter half of the film she doesn’t remember that part. Her personality is shaped by the world that she remembers. And how is it “taking risks” to have a character that’s almost completely invulnerable and whose only “flaw” is not realizing how awesome she actually is, even though she was already practically all powerful? How is it taking risks to have a character who basically never learns or grows and is just already a badass who dispatches all enemies with little to no difficulty? Diana had to face defeat and the possibility that her simplistic belief in justice and the existence of war need to be re-examined. She had to work with others and listen to wisdom and advice in order to make informed decisions. She was powerful, but not invulnerable. She was relatable and likable. She didn’t go around being cold and rude to people for no damn reason and ooze pretension with every word she spoke.

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 20. buys you a coffee
 21. kisses your cheek
 Day
 1. saves you fromm the clutches of evil
 2. sweeps you off your feet
 3. buys you a pony
 4. kisses you passionatly on the loor
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 23. invites you and Loki to a game
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 24. tells you that hes always liked
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 28. comes into your shower
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 30. buys you a mansion
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Captian: Heroes Birthday Game 20. buys you a coffee 21. kisses your cheek Day 1. saves you fromm the clutches of evil 2. sweeps you off your feet 3. buys you a pony 4. kisses you passionatly on the loor Month 1. James Bond 2 Harry Potter A Ironman 22 proposes te you with a diamona ring 23. invites you and Loki to a game of strip poker 24. tells you that hes always liked 4. Captian Jack Sparrow 5. dances slowly with you S. Superman & Indiana Jones 7. Han Sole E. Spiderman e. Batman 6. write you a poem 7. bakes you a cake a. invites you to a romantic pienie in the you 25. tells you to become their sidekiek park 4. shows up at your door with a bunch of 26. french kisses you 27. askes for your number 28. comes into your shower 24. shared an ice eream with you 30. buys you a mansion 31. invites yow to move in wwith him roses s0. confesses his undying love for you 11. throws you a party 12 fathers your child $3. handeuffs you to him 14. invites you to ge clubbing with him 10 Thor 11. The 11th Doctor 12 Sherfock Colour of your shirt 15. forms a band with you 16. nibbes your ear $7. tel gou that you're beautiful se. invites yo to hs bedroo 14 does a poe dance for yo Purple bease hey think gour Aet Bl then g Aa se Green you tw then ve Aapily ver after Red: ke a love sick hehoon Othen Yow te then dance n the tahlennked SO... Han Solo bakes me a cake because he thinks i'm hot? TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site to0 BATMAN DOES A POLE DANCE for me. We then dance on the table naked TASTE OF AWESOME.COM You're probably better off not going to IRON MAN TELLS ME he has always liked me and we'll live happily ever after TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too Iron Man Tells Mehttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
Captian: Heroes Birthday Game
 20. buys you a coffee
 21. kisses your cheek
 Day
 1. saves you fromm the clutches of evil
 2. sweeps you off your feet
 3. buys you a pony
 4. kisses you passionatly on the loor
 Month
 1. James Bond
 2 Harry Potter
 A Ironman
 22 proposes te you with a diamona
 ring
 23. invites you and Loki to a game
 of strip poker
 24. tells you that hes always liked
 4. Captian Jack Sparrow 5. dances slowly with you
 S. Superman
 & Indiana Jones
 7. Han Sole
 E. Spiderman
 e. Batman
 6. write you a poem
 7. bakes you a cake
 a. invites you to a romantic pienie in the
 you
 25. tells you to become their
 sidekiek
 park
 4. shows up at your door with a bunch of 26. french kisses you
 27. askes for your number
 28. comes into your shower
 24. shared an ice eream with you
 30. buys you a mansion
 31. invites yow to move in wwith him
 roses
 s0. confesses his undying love for you
 11. throws you a party
 12 fathers your child
 $3. handeuffs you to him
 14. invites you to ge clubbing with him
 10 Thor
 11. The 11th Doctor
 12 Sherfock
 Colour of your shirt
 15. forms a band with you
 16. nibbes your ear
 $7. tel gou that you're beautiful
 se. invites yo to hs bedroo
 14 does a poe dance for yo
 Purple bease hey think gour Aet
 Bl then g Aa se
 Green you tw then ve Aapily ver after
 Red: ke a love sick hehoon
 Othen Yow te then dance n the tahlennked
 SO...
 Han Solo bakes me a cake because he thinks i'm hot?
 TASTE OFAWESOME.COM
 Hitler hated this site to0
 BATMAN DOES A POLE DANCE
 for me. We then dance on the table naked
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 You're probably better off not going to
 IRON MAN TELLS ME
 he has always liked me and we'll live happily ever after
 TASTE OFAWESOME.COM
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Captian: Heroes Birthday Game 20. buys you a coffee 21. kisses your cheek Day Month 1. saves you from the clutches of evil 22. proposes to you with a diamona 1. James Bond 2. sweeps you off your feet 3. buys you a pony 4. kisses you passionatly on the floor ring 23. invites you and Loki to a game 2. Harry Potter 3. Ironman of strip poker 24. tells you that hes always liked 4. Captian Jack Sparrow 5. dances slowly with you 5. Superman 6. Indiana Jones 6. write you a poem 7. bakes you a cake you 25. tells you to become their 8. invites you to a romantic picnic in the 7. Han Solo sidekick park 9. shows up at your door with a bunch of 26. french kisses you 27. askes for your number 8. Spiderman 9. Batman roses your shower 29. shared an ice cream with you 28. comes into 10. confesses his undying love for you 10. Thor 11. The 11th Doctor 11. throws you a party 30. buys you a mansion 31. invites you to move in with him 12. fathers 13. handcuffs you to him 14. invites you to go clubbing with him 12. Sherlock your child Colour of uour shirt 15. forms a band with you Purple: beacause they think your hot Blue: then you have sex Green: you two then live happrily ever after 16. nibbes your ear 17. tells you that you're beautiful 18. invites to his bedroom Red: like a love sick baboon you Other: You two then dance on the table.naked 19. does a pole dance for you IRONMAN KISSES MY CHEEK Then we have sex TASTE OF AWESOME.COM 1 in 3 people will read this and go to Ironman Kisses My Cheekhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
Captian: Heroes Birthday Game
 20. buys you a coffee
 21. kisses your cheek
 Day
 Month
 1. saves you from the clutches of evil
 22. proposes to you with a diamona
 1. James Bond
 2. sweeps you off your feet
 3. buys you a pony
 4. kisses you passionatly on the floor
 ring
 23. invites you and Loki to a game
 2. Harry Potter
 3. Ironman
 of strip poker
 24. tells you that hes always liked
 4. Captian Jack Sparrow 5. dances slowly with you
 5. Superman
 6. Indiana Jones
 6. write you a poem
 7. bakes you a cake
 you
 25. tells you to become their
 8. invites you to a romantic picnic in the
 7. Han Solo
 sidekick
 park
 9. shows up at your door with a bunch of 26. french kisses you
 27. askes for your number
 8. Spiderman
 9. Batman
 roses
 your shower
 29. shared an ice cream with you
 28. comes into
 10. confesses his undying love for you
 10. Thor
 11. The 11th Doctor
 11. throws you a party
 30. buys you a mansion
 31. invites you to move in with him
 12. fathers
 13. handcuffs you to him
 14. invites you to go clubbing with him
 12. Sherlock
 your child
 Colour of uour shirt
 15. forms a band with you
 Purple: beacause they think your hot
 Blue: then you have sex
 Green: you two then live happrily ever after
 16. nibbes your ear
 17. tells you that you're beautiful
 18. invites
 to his bedroom
 Red: like a love sick baboon
 you
 Other: You two then dance on the table.naked
 19. does a pole dance for you
 IRONMAN KISSES MY CHEEK
 Then we have sex
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Captian: Heroes Birthday Game 20. buys you a coffee 21. kisses your cheek 22 proposes to you with a diamona ring 23. invites you and Loki to a game of strip poker 24. tells you that hes always liked Day Month 1. saves you from the clutches of evil 2. sweeps you off your feet 3. buys you a pong 1. James Bond 2 Harry Potter 3. Ironman 4. kisses you passionatly on the floor 4. Captian Jack Sparrow 5. dances slowly with you 6. write you a poem 7. bakes you a 5. Superman 6 Indiana Jones you a cake 25. tells you to become their 8. invites you to a romantic pienic in the 7. Han Solo sidekick park 8. Spiderman 4. shows up at your door with a bunch of 26. french kisses you 27. askes for your number 28. comes into your shower 29. shared an ice cream with you 9. Batman roses 10. confesses his undying love for you 11. throws you a party 10. Thor 11. The 11th Doctor 30. buys you a mansion 31. invites you to move in with him 12. fathers your child 13. handcuffs you to him 14. invites you to go clubbing with him 15. forms a band with you 12 Sherlock Colour of your shirt Purple: beacause they think your hot Blue: then you have sex 16. nibbes your ear 17. tells you that you're beautiful Green: you two then live happily ever after 18. invites you to his bedroon Red: ike a love gick baboon Other You tfwe then dance on the table.naked 14. does a pole dance for you MOST OF THESE MAKE the super heroes gay for me TASTE OF AWESOME.COM You're probably better off not going to SHERLOCK INVITES ME into his bedroom because he thinks im hot TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Like this? You'll hate Jcjcjcjcjcjcjjcjcjcjcjcjcjchttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
Captian: Heroes Birthday Game
 20. buys you a coffee
 21. kisses your cheek
 22 proposes to you with a diamona
 ring
 23. invites you and Loki to a game
 of strip poker
 24. tells you that hes always liked
 Day
 Month
 1. saves you from the clutches of evil
 2. sweeps you off your feet
 3. buys you a pong
 1. James Bond
 2 Harry Potter
 3. Ironman
 4. kisses you passionatly on the floor
 4. Captian Jack Sparrow 5. dances slowly with you
 6. write you a poem
 7. bakes you a
 5. Superman
 6 Indiana Jones
 you
 a cake
 25. tells
 you to become their
 8. invites you to a romantic pienic in the
 7. Han Solo
 sidekick
 park
 8. Spiderman
 4. shows up at your door with a bunch of 26. french kisses you
 27. askes for your number
 28. comes into your shower
 29. shared an ice cream with you
 9. Batman
 roses
 10. confesses his undying love for you
 11. throws you a party
 10. Thor
 11. The 11th Doctor
 30. buys you a mansion
 31. invites you to move in with him
 12. fathers your child
 13. handcuffs you to him
 14. invites you to go clubbing with him
 15. forms a band with you
 12 Sherlock
 Colour of your shirt
 Purple: beacause they think your hot
 Blue: then you have sex
 16. nibbes your ear
 17. tells you that you're beautiful
 Green: you two then live happily ever after
 18. invites you to his bedroon
 Red: ike a love gick baboon
 Other You tfwe then dance on the table.naked
 14. does a pole dance for you
 MOST OF THESE MAKE
 the super heroes gay for me
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 You're probably better off not going to
 SHERLOCK INVITES ME
 into his bedroom because he thinks im hot
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