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Barbie, Birthday, and Facts: altonzm french recipes: if you're not making this in paris then what's the point. fuck you talian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. orriculum English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that's it enjoy digitalfare Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn't quite right. I don't know what to tell you. jamesandlilys Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie pajarosdelamancha Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts narwhal-noir Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity no one will appreciate it. moldychesee Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy or an unholy combination of the three dixon-arrows Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT beckyhop Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries cuisines AND neuroses. memesandshipsgalore Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl onceuponamirror ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. jumpingjacktrash internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister's third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown. piedude Irish recipes: PO TA TOES BOILEM MASH 'EM STICK EM IN A STEW International Recipes
Barbie, Birthday, and Facts: altonzm
 french recipes: if you're not making this in paris then what's the point. fuck you
 talian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this
 specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting
 physically in your house
 thirdtimecharmed
 american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats
 you cooked
 chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a
 pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in
 your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.
 orriculum
 English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that's it enjoy
 digitalfare
 Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn't quite right. I don't
 know what to tell you.
 jamesandlilys
 Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

 pajarosdelamancha
 Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
 narwhal-noir
 Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be
 flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity no one will appreciate it.
 moldychesee
 Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy
 or an unholy combination of the three
 dixon-arrows
 Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN
 YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT
 beckyhop
 Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries cuisines
 AND neuroses.
 memesandshipsgalore
 Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish
 that has 500 spices so gl
 onceuponamirror
 ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.

 jumpingjacktrash
 internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister's third
 birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
 piedude
 Irish recipes:
 PO
 TA
 TOES
 BOILEM
 MASH 'EM
 STICK EM IN A STEW
International Recipes

International Recipes

A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton I can't believe racism is still a problem in today's society. 9:59 PM PuN Abl MaMba Rep Gamerscore 31090 O Zone Underground oevaplyro Message Text Hahah you fucking Canadian go sleep in your igloo *me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.
A Dream, Ass, and Driving: Hillary
 Clinton
 @HillaryClinton
 I can't believe racism is still a
 problem in today's society.
 9:59 PM
 PuN Abl MaMba
 Rep
 Gamerscore 31090 O
 Zone Underground
 oevaplyro
 Message Text
 Hahah you fucking Canadian
 go sleep in your igloo
*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5 seconds later my uncles phone vibrates in his pocket* *he pulls it out* *stares at the screen for a moment* *looks at me* “What the hell did you just send me?” he says. “What?” *he shows me his phone* *depression* “Explain yourself right now.” “I-I-I must have sent it to you on accident, I swear.” I stuttered. *he stares at me for a moment* “An accident, huh?” *i nod* *he licks his lips* “Well, that’s okay.” *his hand touches my thigh* “Uhh, what.” “Say, nephew. You ever wake up with weird bruises near your genitals?” “Huh? You told me it was a skin condition.” “Yeah, a skin condition called your Uncle.” *he stands up and takes off his belt* “What are you doing?” I ask nervously. “The same thing I do every night at 3:42 am when you’re asleep.” *he drops his pants* “I don’t wanna hurt you boy. Now turn around and take this dick like a man.” *my mind is racing* “RAPE!” I yell. “RAPE!” *my uncle grabs me* “RA-“ *someone shakes me awake* *its my Mom* “Jimmy what’s wrong?” “It was a dream? Mom... Uncle was going to rape me.” “Your uncle? Jimmy, you have to let him go. Your uncle died 7 years ago in a car crash. I don’t blame you anymore for drunk driving. I’m sure your uncle forgives you as well. He’d never rape you in your dreams.” *she kisses me on the forehead* “Goodnight.” *she walks out of the room* *i cry myself back to sleep* (Therapist Notes: After reviewing your sons story, it is apparent he is suffering from mild schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. We are also suspicious of dementia and possibly psychopathic tendencies. As a professional, I would suggest putting Terome into an asylum for now, until he can retrieve better treatment. But I leave that up to you, as you are his mother.) My Mom puts the paper down and wipes a tear from her eye. “What the fuck is wrong with you...” she sobs.

*me and my uncle sitting on the couch watching football* *me texting a girl I like* “Yeah i’ll slurp spaghetti out of your ass 😜👅” *send* *5...

Doctor, Memes, and Queen: Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Son's Strep Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The Doctor @balleralert Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Son’s Strep Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The Doctor – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last week, a Canadian mother was sentenced to prison time after attempting to treat her son’s strep throat with “holistic remedies.” Back in 2013, Tamara Lovett was found guilty in the “senseless death” of her 7-year-old son after refusing to get him proper medical care from an actual doctor. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, Lovett’s son caught strep throat in March of 2013 and died 10 days later. Lovett believed her son was plagued with the common cold or flu, a sickness she thought she’d be able to kick with dandelion tea. However, more than a week later, Lovett’s son was pronounced dead at their home after suffering from strep throat, pneumonia, and meningitis. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “[Lovett’s] actions resulted in the senseless death of an innocent child who needed her protection,” Kristine Eidsvik, the Court of Queen’s Bench Justice said. “If your child is not getting better, you are legally and morally bound to take your child to an actual doctor for actual medical care.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Eidsvik continued, saying the boy died “an excruciating, unnecessary death” because he “was completely dependent on his mother for using common sense in treatment choices.” As a result, Lovett, who hoped others learned from her ignorance in her son’s death, was sentenced to three years in prison.
Doctor, Memes, and Queen: Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Son's Strep
 Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The
 Doctor
 @balleralert
Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Son’s Strep Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The Doctor – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last week, a Canadian mother was sentenced to prison time after attempting to treat her son’s strep throat with “holistic remedies.” Back in 2013, Tamara Lovett was found guilty in the “senseless death” of her 7-year-old son after refusing to get him proper medical care from an actual doctor. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, Lovett’s son caught strep throat in March of 2013 and died 10 days later. Lovett believed her son was plagued with the common cold or flu, a sickness she thought she’d be able to kick with dandelion tea. However, more than a week later, Lovett’s son was pronounced dead at their home after suffering from strep throat, pneumonia, and meningitis. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “[Lovett’s] actions resulted in the senseless death of an innocent child who needed her protection,” Kristine Eidsvik, the Court of Queen’s Bench Justice said. “If your child is not getting better, you are legally and morally bound to take your child to an actual doctor for actual medical care.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Eidsvik continued, saying the boy died “an excruciating, unnecessary death” because he “was completely dependent on his mother for using common sense in treatment choices.” As a result, Lovett, who hoped others learned from her ignorance in her son’s death, was sentenced to three years in prison.

Mother Sentenced To Prison Over Son’s Strep Throat Death After Failing To Bring Him To The Doctor – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Las...

Children, Jail, and Lit: Police Catch Teacher On The Floor With Lit Candles Waiting To Have Sex With Student @balleralert 69 63 ー60 57 ID NO. DATE CANADIAN COUNTY JAIL Police Catch Teacher On The Floor With Lit Candles Waiting To Have Sex With Student - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Police found out an Oklahoma high school teacher was having sex with her student after they caught her waiting on his arrival in an oversized t-shirt and shorts with lit candles in a dark room. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Before catching 22-year-old Hunter Day, police officers had to pretend to be the boy by using his phone to set up another sexual encounter between the two. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The boy’s parents said they found nude pictures and text messages and became afraid that the boy had already had sex with the chemistry teacher. After searching his phone, the parents took it to the police. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This is a classic case of a serious breach of public trust. School teachers are entrusted to protect and educate our children, not to engage in an unlawful sexual relationship with them,” said Chris West, Canadian County sheriff, in a news release. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Officials discovered Day and the boy did, in fact, have sex and were planning another meet-up at Day’s home on Wednesday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Investigators using the boy’s cell phone contacted Day acting as if they were him, and asked if the meeting was still on,” deputies wrote. “Day replied ‘yes,’ and indicated that he should hurry up and get there before her husband got home from work.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On the day of, officials posed as the student and texted Day letting her know “he” was there, which she replied saying the door was unlocked. Officers opened the door to find Day on her living room floor with all the lights turned off and candles lit, wearing a T-shirt and shorts, according to deputies. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Day was sent to the Canadian County jail with a bond of $85,000. She was charged with rape in the second degree, possession of child pornography and soliciting sex from a minor using technology.
Children, Jail, and Lit: Police Catch Teacher On The Floor With
 Lit Candles Waiting To Have Sex With
 Student
 @balleralert
 69
 63
 ー60
 57
 ID NO.
 DATE
 CANADIAN
 COUNTY JAIL
Police Catch Teacher On The Floor With Lit Candles Waiting To Have Sex With Student - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Police found out an Oklahoma high school teacher was having sex with her student after they caught her waiting on his arrival in an oversized t-shirt and shorts with lit candles in a dark room. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Before catching 22-year-old Hunter Day, police officers had to pretend to be the boy by using his phone to set up another sexual encounter between the two. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The boy’s parents said they found nude pictures and text messages and became afraid that the boy had already had sex with the chemistry teacher. After searching his phone, the parents took it to the police. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This is a classic case of a serious breach of public trust. School teachers are entrusted to protect and educate our children, not to engage in an unlawful sexual relationship with them,” said Chris West, Canadian County sheriff, in a news release. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Officials discovered Day and the boy did, in fact, have sex and were planning another meet-up at Day’s home on Wednesday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Investigators using the boy’s cell phone contacted Day acting as if they were him, and asked if the meeting was still on,” deputies wrote. “Day replied ‘yes,’ and indicated that he should hurry up and get there before her husband got home from work.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On the day of, officials posed as the student and texted Day letting her know “he” was there, which she replied saying the door was unlocked. Officers opened the door to find Day on her living room floor with all the lights turned off and candles lit, wearing a T-shirt and shorts, according to deputies. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Day was sent to the Canadian County jail with a bond of $85,000. She was charged with rape in the second degree, possession of child pornography and soliciting sex from a minor using technology.

Police Catch Teacher On The Floor With Lit Candles Waiting To Have Sex With Student - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Police...