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Can Choke: 00000 3 3G 11:36 AM 49% ( Notes May 14, 2014, 11:36 AM how about you brush your teeth with my menstrual blood you absolute fucking walnut do me a favour and staple all your fingers together i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out you can choke on your spoon I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica you are an infant and you should not be allowed to use a computer how about i switch your apple juice with piss. oh my god please shove a bottle of tabasco down ur white asshole and shut up congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps YUO CRAP COATED MAILBOX FLAG shove a cactus in your anus buddy 00000 3 3G 11:36 AM 49% ( Notes ibey don't talk to me, don't touch me, don't come near me, don't breathe the same air as me, don't breathe at all, thanks you pile of wombat shit please fly into the sun now go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out you uneducated goose penis i want you to stop poisoning my air with your toxic presence tell your small intestines I said hello since your head is probably that far up your ass back the fuck up you soggy lampshade khaleasea: khaleesibeyonce: for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com I would like to dedicate this post to the bitch I work with
Can Choke: 00000 3 3G
 11:36 AM
 49%
 ( Notes
 May 14, 2014, 11:36 AM
 how about you brush your teeth with
 my menstrual blood
 you absolute fucking walnut
 do me a favour and staple all your
 fingers together
 i will shove your entire upper body
 into your own ass and make you
 fuck yourself from the inside out
 you can choke on your spoon
 I will slit your knee caps & ship you
 to Antarctica
 you are an infant and you should not
 be allowed to use a computer

 how about i switch your apple juice
 with piss.
 oh my god please shove a bottle of
 tabasco down ur white asshole and
 shut up
 congratulations! you are the piss lord
 of shit mountain. thank u for hefting
 turds down the mountainside so that
 we, the proles, may feast on your
 bounteous craps
 YUO CRAP COATED MAILBOX
 FLAG
 shove a cactus in your anus buddy

 00000 3 3G
 11:36 AM
 49%
 ( Notes
 ibey
 don't talk to me, don't touch me,
 don't come near me, don't breathe
 the same air as me, don't breathe at
 all, thanks
 you pile of wombat shit
 please fly into the sun
 now
 go ahead chicken shit punch me in
 the fucking face. i will shove your
 entire upper body into your own ass
 and make you fuck yourself from the
 inside out
 you uneducated goose penis
 i want you to stop poisoning my air
 with your toxic presence

 tell your small intestines I said hello
 since your head is probably that far
 up your ass
 back the fuck up you soggy
 lampshade
khaleasea:

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com


I would like to dedicate this post to the bitch I work with

khaleasea: khaleesibeyonce: for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my p...