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Bless Up, Chipotle, and Dating: u/TheMorganiser 4d She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to keep herself calm as I gave her a shower @DrSmashlove See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch Decoder Ring ยฎ๏ธ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode ๐Ÿค—. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the โ€œGOOD NIGHTโ€ text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As Iโ€™ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: โ€œBISH U ON NOTICE.โ€ But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: โ€œOk! Well, hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls donโ€™t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. Howโ€™s work? Howโ€™s the gym? Howโ€™s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO Iโ€™VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. โ€œHope you have a good dayโ€ is code for โ€œwell now. I see youโ€™re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because youโ€™re not a good man. In fact youโ€™re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ PP ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ ENUF ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ WONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‘ ACCEPT ๐Ÿ‘ โ€˜Read 9:02 AMโ€™. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think youโ€™re fit to date? ๐Ÿค” YOUโ€™RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOUโ€™RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT Iโ€™M ALREADY THINKING WHILE Iโ€™M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Chipotle, and Dating: u/TheMorganiser 4d
 She held a rubber duckie in her mouth to
 keep herself calm as I gave her a shower
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch Decoder Ring ยฎ๏ธ u doomed to a lifetime of being lost in the sauce. Smash is here to help u decode ๐Ÿค—. Now, on the pages of this account, I have detailed the true meaning behind the โ€œGOOD NIGHTโ€ text sent before the hour of 9 pm. As Iโ€™ve stated - nobody going to schleep at 8:02 pm. What she doing is saying: โ€œBISH U ON NOTICE.โ€ But many steps have to occur on the way to GOOD NIGHT. By then u done pissed her off to the point where she real, real tight with u. So what are the warning signs. One of my favorites is the following morning text: โ€œOk! Well, hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ MEN ... BE CAUTIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. Nothing about this text mean what it say. Girls donโ€™t want u to have a good day. Quite the opposite. They wanna text u ALLLL DAY and get as many details as possible about ya a$$. How was lunch? Oh good. Howโ€™s work? Howโ€™s the gym? Howโ€™s dinner at Chipotle after the gym? Did u get queso? OMG THE QUESO MAKES THE BURRITO BOWL SO GOOD LOL LIKE GUAC *AND* QUESO Iโ€™VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN HAHA WYD. Nah. Hell nah. โ€œHope you have a good dayโ€ is code for โ€œwell now. I see youโ€™re too busy to reply to my text at 9:02 am by 9:01 am like a good man should. Because youโ€™re not a good man. In fact youโ€™re awful. Literally why are we talking? GOOD ๐Ÿ‘ PP ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ ENUF ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ ME ๐Ÿ‘ WHEN ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ WAS ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ‘ BUT ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ‘ NOW ๐Ÿ‘ Iโ€™M ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ THIS ๐Ÿ‘ KATELYN ๐Ÿ‘ WONโ€™T ๐Ÿ‘ ACCEPT ๐Ÿ‘ โ€˜Read 9:02 AMโ€™. Question: why are you even dating? Mmmmwhy do you even think youโ€™re fit to date? ๐Ÿค” YOUโ€™RE STILL A HURT LITTLE BOY. YOUโ€™RE NOT A GROWN MAN. GROWN MET REPLY TO A TEXT AT 9:02 am BY 9:01 am. WHERE IS A MAN WHO WILL ANTICIPATE MY FEELINGS AND TEXT ME WHAT Iโ€™M ALREADY THINKING WHILE Iโ€™M STILL COMPOSING MY THOUGHTS BUT HE SEES THREE DOTS AND CAN ALREADY READ MY MIND? WHERE, GOD? Ok. Forget it. Back to Bumble. Maybe Matt2983 will do BETTER. Hope you have a good day ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

See bruv a big part of being a grown man is reading code. Ladies donโ€™t text in English. Ladies text in code. If u ain got the Capโ€™n Crunch D...

Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it Gabby knows where all the heating vents are @DrSmashlove So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?โ€ Well baby girl Iโ€™m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv ๐Ÿ˜ค...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - itโ€™s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They donโ€™t call them โ€œTiger Momsโ€ for nothing! Naw I ainโ€™t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, yโ€™all make the best dinner companions bc yโ€™all dainty! Yโ€™all barely eat! Yโ€™all just nibble! Itโ€™s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THATโ€™S HOW YALL EAT ๐Ÿ˜‚. If u ainโ€™t seen this sh!t bruv, itโ€™s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I donโ€™t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5โ€™7โ€ UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kumaโ€™s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). ๐Ÿ˜‚ FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but itโ€™s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL Iโ€™M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it
 Gabby knows where all the heating vents are
 @DrSmashlove
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?โ€ Well baby girl Iโ€™m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv ๐Ÿ˜ค...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - itโ€™s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They donโ€™t call them โ€œTiger Momsโ€ for nothing! Naw I ainโ€™t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, yโ€™all make the best dinner companions bc yโ€™all dainty! Yโ€™all barely eat! Yโ€™all just nibble! Itโ€™s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THATโ€™S HOW YALL EAT ๐Ÿ˜‚. If u ainโ€™t seen this sh!t bruv, itโ€™s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I donโ€™t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5โ€™7โ€ UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kumaโ€™s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). ๐Ÿ˜‚ FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but itโ€™s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL Iโ€™M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about ...