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Memes, Bronson, and 🤖: D-O-D Jam Kiamat di 2019: Dunia Masih di Tepi Jurang Akhir Zaman HUMANDoD Para ilmuwan di Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) pada Kamis (24-1-2019) kembali memperbarui Jam Kiamat, sebuah jam kiasan yang pergerakan jarum-jarumnya menunjukkan seberapa dekatnya Bumi dengan kehancuran total. Pada 2018 lalu, Jam Kiamat menunjukkan waktu 2 menit menuju pukul 00.00. Pukul 00.00 merupakan simbol akhir zaman pada Jam Kiamat. Pada tahun ini posisi tersebut tak berubah. BAS, para ilmuwan yang menciptakan jam kiasan itu, mengatakan posisi itu tak berubah karena dunia masih terancam oleh senjata nuklir dan perubahan iklim. Tahun ini ancaman kiamat juga ditambah dengan maraknya hoaks di media sosial. "Meski Jam Kiamat tak berubah dari 2018, posisi ini seharusnya tak dianggap sebagai tanda stabilitas, tetapi justru sebuah peringatan keras bagi para pemimpin dan warga dunia," kata Presiden dan CEO BAS, Rachel Bronson. Menurut para ilmuwan di BAS, meski hubungan Amerika Serikat dan Korea Utara - dua negara pemilik senjata nuklir lebih positif sejak 2017, tetapi ketergantungan negara-negara di dunia terhadap senjata nuklir semakin meningkat. Sementara itu hubungan antara AS dan Rusia - dua negara yang menguasai 90% senjata nuklir di dunia masih tegang, sehingga meningkatkan risiko perang nuklir. Di sisi lain perubahan iklim, jelas para ilmuwan di balik BAS, selama setahun lalu sangat memprihatinkan. Mereka secara khusus menyoroti AS yang tidak saja gagal mengurangi emisi karbon tetapi juga malah semakin mendorong pembangunan infrastruktur yang mengandalkan bahan bakar berbasis fosil. Jam Kiamat diciptakan pada 1947, dua tahun setelah AS menghancurkan kota Hiroshima dan Nagasaki dengan bom atom di akhir Perang Dunia II. Ketika itu Jam Kiamat menunjukkan waktu 7 menit menuju pukul 00.00. Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists didirikan pada 1945 oleh para ilmuwan yang terlibat dalam pembuatan bom atom AS pada Perang Dunia II. Mereka merasa bersalah melihat kehancuran yang dihasilkan oleh bom tersebut dan menciptakan jam kiamat sebagai alat untuk memperingatkan manusia agar tak mengulang kesalahan yang sama. Sumber: suara.com
Memes, Bronson, and 🤖: D-O-D
 Jam Kiamat di 2019:
 Dunia Masih
 di Tepi Jurang Akhir Zaman
HUMANDoD Para ilmuwan di Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) pada Kamis (24-1-2019) kembali memperbarui Jam Kiamat, sebuah jam kiasan yang pergerakan jarum-jarumnya menunjukkan seberapa dekatnya Bumi dengan kehancuran total. Pada 2018 lalu, Jam Kiamat menunjukkan waktu 2 menit menuju pukul 00.00. Pukul 00.00 merupakan simbol akhir zaman pada Jam Kiamat. Pada tahun ini posisi tersebut tak berubah. BAS, para ilmuwan yang menciptakan jam kiasan itu, mengatakan posisi itu tak berubah karena dunia masih terancam oleh senjata nuklir dan perubahan iklim. Tahun ini ancaman kiamat juga ditambah dengan maraknya hoaks di media sosial. "Meski Jam Kiamat tak berubah dari 2018, posisi ini seharusnya tak dianggap sebagai tanda stabilitas, tetapi justru sebuah peringatan keras bagi para pemimpin dan warga dunia," kata Presiden dan CEO BAS, Rachel Bronson. Menurut para ilmuwan di BAS, meski hubungan Amerika Serikat dan Korea Utara - dua negara pemilik senjata nuklir lebih positif sejak 2017, tetapi ketergantungan negara-negara di dunia terhadap senjata nuklir semakin meningkat. Sementara itu hubungan antara AS dan Rusia - dua negara yang menguasai 90% senjata nuklir di dunia masih tegang, sehingga meningkatkan risiko perang nuklir. Di sisi lain perubahan iklim, jelas para ilmuwan di balik BAS, selama setahun lalu sangat memprihatinkan. Mereka secara khusus menyoroti AS yang tidak saja gagal mengurangi emisi karbon tetapi juga malah semakin mendorong pembangunan infrastruktur yang mengandalkan bahan bakar berbasis fosil. Jam Kiamat diciptakan pada 1947, dua tahun setelah AS menghancurkan kota Hiroshima dan Nagasaki dengan bom atom di akhir Perang Dunia II. Ketika itu Jam Kiamat menunjukkan waktu 7 menit menuju pukul 00.00. Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists didirikan pada 1945 oleh para ilmuwan yang terlibat dalam pembuatan bom atom AS pada Perang Dunia II. Mereka merasa bersalah melihat kehancuran yang dihasilkan oleh bom tersebut dan menciptakan jam kiamat sebagai alat untuk memperingatkan manusia agar tak mengulang kesalahan yang sama. Sumber: suara.com

HUMANDoD Para ilmuwan di Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists (BAS) pada Kamis (24-1-2019) kembali memperbarui Jam Kiamat, sebuah jam kiasan ya...

Clothes, Doctor, and Friends: EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK SICK DAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work PERSONAL DAYS Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday &Sunday LUNCH BREAK Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Sim Fast DRESS CODE It is advised you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to leam to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise BEREAVEMENT LEAVE There is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives, or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late aftermoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early RESTROOM USE Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category Thank you for your loyaity to our great company We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Clothes, Doctor, and Friends: EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK
 SICK DAYS
 We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.If you are able to go to
 the doctor, you are able to come to work
 PERSONAL DAYS
 Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday &Sunday
 LUNCH BREAK
 Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look
 healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain
 their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time
 needed to drink a Sim Fast
 DRESS CODE
 It is advised you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350
 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially
 and therefore you do not need a raise.
 If you dress poorly, you need to leam to manage your money better, so that you may buy
 nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise
 If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need
 a raise
 BEREAVEMENT LEAVE
 There is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends,
 relatives, or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the
 arrangements In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should
 be scheduled in the late aftermoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch
 hour and subsequently leave one hour early
 RESTROOM USE
 Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit
 in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract
 the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will
 be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category
 Thank you for your loyaity to our great company
 We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE .Seriously? People. Wow, Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! theres a dead body OMG why does she not put the bread away. She should put it in the pantry so she could have more room on the counter. i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN SCREENSHOTS BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven and the towel ends up on the floor. Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog 1,123,830 notes Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!
Barbie, Crime, and God: OHMYGOD
 Why would there be a bottle of wine
 on the stove?!
 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
 for a bulletin board
 BARBIE! you should know better than to leave
 a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge!
 someone could get hurt!
 Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
 BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a
 garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.
 OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING
 TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR
 SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE
 .Seriously?
 People. Wow, Open your EYES
 Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is
 CLEANING HER FLOOR
 IN
 WHITE
 PANTS???
 CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR
 LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the
 fridge? You could get hurt!!1
 Guys for the love of god how can you not
 notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?!
 WTF Barbie? Clean your house more
 often, would ya?
 Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their
 fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!
 doomsong13
 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the
 toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD
 GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
 YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL
 what the hell is wrong with you people???1?1?!
 omfg how can you not notice the fact the
 fridge has three layers of drawers on the
 bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont
 work that way im sorry
 aeolus06
 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICKI CAN
 YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN
 COMMITTED HERE?!!
 THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a
 freakin' sense of style, woman!
 theres a dead body
 OMG why does she not put the bread away.
 She should put it in the pantry so she could
 have more room on the counter.
 i-m-p-a-l-a-6-7
 ITS THE ORIGINAL POST IVE ONLY SEEN
 SCREENSHOTS
 BARBIE YOUR TOWEL IS PRACTICALLY ON
 THE FLOOR ITS WAY TOO LOW
 Seriously Barbie? You try and open the oven
 and the towel ends up on the floor.
 Source: fantasising-about-escape-blog
 1,123,830 notes
Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

Leaving knives on the floor Barbie? Do you even care about your safety!

Anaconda, Apparently, and Ash: undercover-underdog For those of you who don't know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop There are three in particular who call me Mom Not Mami, not Ma, Mom The rest refer to me as "Miss" They've decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.) Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn't get out when I told him to leave About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc. I'd left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He'd wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays He'd also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which l'm not sure whether l should scold him for. Haha) They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed I'm fucking crying spaffy-jimble Kindness begets kindness orc-lady-unabi Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who's nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i've ever heard. <3 Source: undercover-underdog 100,519 notes Jul 19th, 2018 Kindness is punk as fuck
Anaconda, Apparently, and Ash: undercover-underdog
 For those of you who don't know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee
 shop
 Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have
 caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk
 kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop
 There are three in particular who call me Mom
 Not Mami, not Ma, Mom
 The rest refer to me as "Miss"
 They've decided to always have one of the three of them there with
 me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad
 shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit
 my fucking bulletin board on fire.)
 Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who
 wouldn't get out when I told him to leave
 About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely
 boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing
 and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing
 dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc.
 I'd left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the
 bathroom for once I was done with the dishes
 When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been
 replaced. He'd wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all
 the ash trays
 He'd also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take
 out the trash for me. (Which l'm not sure whether l should scold him
 for. Haha)
 They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for
 keeping them warm and fed
 I'm fucking crying
 spaffy-jimble
 Kindness begets kindness
 orc-lady-unabi
 Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who's nice to
 you is the most chaotic good thing i've ever heard. <3
 Source: undercover-underdog
 100,519 notes Jul 19th, 2018
Kindness is punk as fuck

Kindness is punk as fuck

Anaconda, Family, and Google: Jim McDonnell LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT Special Bulletin AT RISK MISSING PERSON CARDENAS, CONSUELO GONZALEZ AKA "MA" Female, Hispanic, 72 years old 5'1, 83 lbs. Black straight hair and brown eyes. Wears glasses Last seen wearing a black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. SUFFERS FROM DEMENTIA FCN: 2321733800489 NIC M304304289 Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department are seeking assistance in locating the above missing person. The missing person, Consuelo Cardenas-Gonzales, was last seen on December 4, 2017 at 2:00 P.M., when she walked away from her home on the 100 block of El Segundo Blvd in the unincorporated area of Los Angeles. The missing person was last seen wearing a black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. The missing person suffers from dementia, and the family is concerned for her well being. Any information, please contact the Sheriffs Homicide Bureau, Missing Persons Detail Any questions or information contact Homicide Buroau, Missing Persons Dotail ATTN: Sgt. Luls Nunez or Dot Tamar Abraham (323) 890-5500 LASD Homicide Bureau 1 Cupania Circlo, Montorey Park 91755 Sheriff's Filo # 017-18846-21 40-400 If you profor to provide information anonymously, you may call-crimo Stoppers" by dialing (800) 222-TIPS (8477), use your smartphono by downloading tho "P3Tips" Mobilo APP on Google play or the Applo App Storo or by using tho wobsito http:/nacrimostoppors.org Created December 4, 2017 by HOMICAU DH LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman
Anaconda, Family, and Google: Jim McDonnell
 LOS ANGELES COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT
 Special Bulletin
 AT RISK
 MISSING PERSON
 CARDENAS, CONSUELO GONZALEZ
 AKA "MA"
 Female, Hispanic, 72 years old
 5'1, 83 lbs.
 Black straight hair and brown eyes. Wears
 glasses
 Last seen wearing a black and blue jacket,
 burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white
 shoes.
 SUFFERS FROM DEMENTIA
 FCN: 2321733800489
 NIC M304304289
 Detectives from the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department are seeking assistance in
 locating the above missing person.
 The missing person, Consuelo Cardenas-Gonzales, was last seen on December 4, 2017
 at 2:00 P.M., when she walked away from her home on the 100 block of El Segundo Blvd
 in the unincorporated area of Los Angeles. The missing person was last seen wearing a
 black and blue jacket, burgundy shirt, blue pants and black and white shoes. The missing
 person suffers from dementia, and the family is concerned for her well being.
 Any information, please contact the Sheriffs Homicide Bureau, Missing Persons Detail
 Any questions or information contact Homicide Buroau, Missing Persons Dotail
 ATTN: Sgt. Luls Nunez or Dot Tamar Abraham (323) 890-5500
 LASD Homicide Bureau 1 Cupania Circlo, Montorey Park 91755
 Sheriff's Filo # 017-18846-21 40-400
 If you profor to provide information anonymously, you may call-crimo Stoppers" by dialing (800) 222-TIPS
 (8477), use your smartphono by downloading tho "P3Tips" Mobilo APP on Google play or the Applo App Storo
 or by using tho wobsito http:/nacrimostoppors.org
 Created December 4, 2017 by HOMICAU DH
LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman

LosAngeles Help us FindConsuelo if you have any leads please reach out to @angrybrownwoman

Barbie, Crime, and Funny: magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince: sociopathhasthephonebox: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: OHMYGOD.  Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! …Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES. Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman! theres a dead body
Barbie, Crime, and Funny: magnusisms:
aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: bla...

Barbie, Crime, and God: fs you-cant-stop-the-moriparty OHMYGOD Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! doomsong13 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board for a bulletin board doomsong13 BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! just-a-cardboard-box Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie pudding-is-the-new-fondue OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! LEAVE THOSE DIRTY diamondintherough96 ...Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? blainesbedroom CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! doomsong13 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 doomsong13 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? fandomblogger Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! doomsong13 I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! the-peregrine-mendicant what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry aeolus06 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT'S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin' sense of style, woman! magnusisms theres a dead body best-of-tumblr You must be fun at parties You must be fun at party’s
Barbie, Crime, and God: fs
 you-cant-stop-the-moriparty
 OHMYGOD
 Why would there be a bottle of wine on
 the stove?!
 doomsong13
 WTF Barbie you can't use a cutting board
 for a bulletin board
 doomsong13
 BARBIE! you should know better than to
 leave a cheese grater on the edge of the
 fridge! someone could get hurt!
 just-a-cardboard-box
 Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT
 BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with
 a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie
 pudding-is-the-new-fondue
 OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST
 GOING TO DISHES
 IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT
 TOGETHER BARBIE!
 LEAVE THOSE DIRTY
 diamondintherough96
 ...Seriously?
 People. Wow. Open your EYES
 Is NOBODY going to point out how
 Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
 IN
 WHITE
 PANTS???
 blainesbedroom
 CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR!
 YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!
 doomsong13
 Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of
 the fridge? You could get hurt!!1
 doomsong13
 Guys for the love of god how can you not
 notice the freaking rat next to the
 fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house
 more often, would ya?
 fandomblogger
 Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on
 their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE
 TIMES!
 doomsong13
 I love how everyone pretends not to
 notice the toaster next to the sink.
 BARBIE! YOU COULD GET
 ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET
 YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!
 the-peregrine-mendicant
 what the hell is wrong with you
 people???!?!?!
 omfg how can you not notice the fact the
 fridge has three layers of drawers on the
 bottom what the fuck?? barbie fridges
 dont work that way im sorry
 aeolus06
 SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!
 CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME
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Barbie, Crime, and Funny: catfoundation: magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince: sociopathhasthephonebox: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: OHMYGOD.  Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?! WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt! Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie. OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE! …Seriously? People. Wow. Open your EYES. Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR IN WHITE PANTS??? CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT! Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1 Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya? Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES! I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL! what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?! omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!! THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman! theres a dead body Whoop there goes the joke
Barbie, Crime, and Funny: catfoundation:

magnusisms:

aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 
Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?
People. Wow. Open your EYES.
Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR
IN
WHITE
PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!
omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

Whoop there goes the joke

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