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Sometimes your buddy’s shed skin sticks in places they can’t reach so you gotta help them

saccharinerose: Sometimes your buddy’s shed skin sticks in places they can’t reach so you gotta help them

Grey, Boi, and Greyhound: My buddy's long boi and me. (I want to steal him)
Grey, Boi, and Greyhound: My buddy's long boi and me. (I want to steal him)

My buddy's long boi and me. (I want to steal him)

Beer, Click, and Dank: ESSENTIAL GUY CODE LAWS Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the console If a bro dies while lifting, put more weight on 2 the bar, then call 911. Shotgun is a responsibility, not a privilege. If 3 you are sitting up front, you're not a passenger, you're the co-pilot. Don't throw a friend under the bus to impress 4 someone. Ever. When offered a beer, accept it even if it's not "your brand." Your favorite brand of beer is "free." Your second favorite is "cold." If friend with truck assists you with moving, 6 you shall reciprocate with a full tank of gas. Beer and pizza also accepted. If your bro dies, delete his Internet history. Be polite around your buddy's lady friend, 8 but when he asks what you think, lay the truth on him like a ten ton slab. Unless it is super busy, there must always be a one urinal buffer between men in a restroom. If you shake with a limp hand, you are 10 acknowledging non-verbally to me that I'm in charge, even if we've just met If you and buddy are having a threesome 11 with a girl, you can't look each other in the eyes. But if you happen to accidentally look each other in the eyes, you have to high five! The three-person concept of watching adult 12 videos: One guy watching adult videos is cool. Three guys watching adult videos is cool. Two guys watching adult videos, not cool. All groceries go from the vehicle to the 13 house in one trip. It does not matter how many bags there are. 14 Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. There are specific rules to the "head nod" 15 when greeting another male. If you know them nod up, if you don't you nod down. Bro code question: What if a bro asks too much and does too little? Cleans the kitchen, demands rides for a week. Brings shit beer, drinks good beer. What do? Details plz by ThrowawayBlast CLICK HERE 4 MORE MEMES.
Beer, Click, and Dank: ESSENTIAL GUY CODE LAWS
 Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the
 console
 If a bro dies while lifting, put more weight on
 2
 the bar, then call 911.
 Shotgun is a responsibility, not a privilege. If
 3
 you are sitting up front, you're not a
 passenger, you're the co-pilot.
 Don't throw a friend under the bus to impress
 4
 someone. Ever.
 When offered a beer, accept it even if it's not
 "your brand." Your favorite brand of beer is
 "free." Your second favorite is "cold."
 If friend with truck assists you with moving,
 6
 you shall reciprocate with a full tank of gas.
 Beer and pizza also accepted.
 If your bro dies, delete his Internet history.
 Be polite around your buddy's lady friend,
 8
 but when he asks what you think, lay the
 truth on him like a ten ton slab.
 Unless it is super busy, there must always be
 a one urinal buffer between men in a
 restroom.
 If you shake with a limp hand, you are
 10
 acknowledging non-verbally to me that I'm in
 charge, even if we've just met
 If you and buddy are having a threesome
 11
 with a girl, you can't look each other in the
 eyes. But if you happen to accidentally look
 each other in the eyes, you have to high five!
 The three-person concept of watching adult
 12
 videos: One guy watching adult videos is
 cool. Three guys watching adult videos is
 cool. Two guys watching adult videos, not
 cool.
 All groceries go from the vehicle to the
 13
 house in one trip. It does not matter how
 many bags there are.
 14
 Under no circumstances may two men share
 an umbrella.
 There are specific rules to the "head nod"
 15
 when greeting another male. If you know
 them nod up, if you don't you nod down.
Bro code question: What if a bro asks too much and does too little? Cleans the kitchen, demands rides for a week. Brings shit beer, drinks good beer. What do? Details plz by ThrowawayBlast
CLICK HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Bro code question: What if a bro asks too much and does too little? Cleans the kitchen, demands rides for a week. Brings shit beer, drinks g...