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Bad, Beautiful, and Cats: oo Verizon 9:06 AM Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 3:24 PM Dad I've got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night. When your mom drove the neighborhood just now, she found her in the street near the house. Your mom is pretty emotional so please reach out when you can and offer your support Oh no. So sorry to hear this Sister Man. Just got off the phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about it. Give her our love in person when you get home, dad. And be sure to get the woman her groceries. Love you guys! Text Message Send oo Verizon 9:06 AM Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 5:38 PM Dad Well your not going to believe this. After a beautiful burial service and words of remembrance from yours truly. We walked back in the house to begin our post-Kitty life. Out of habit I looked out the back window and guess who was staring back at me? You guessed it. We buried someone else's cat. I gues:s it's true-cats do have nine lives. Thanks for y words. All is better now. our kind Sister is this forreal?! Dad Would you like a photo? Text Message Send oo Verizon 9:06 AM ィ。 78% Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Would you like a photo? Sister YES What the actual fuck Sister Text Message Send oo Verizon 12:35 PM 8 73% Messages Mom Details Today 12:34 PM Oh, and BTW, I dug up the carcass and took it to our vet and it didn't have a chip in it. Because it's a rabbit. DO NOT tell the world about this. Message A S D F G H J K L 123 space return roaringstream: thecommonchick: THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂 “Do NOT tell the world about this”200,000 notes
Bad, Beautiful, and Cats: oo Verizon
 9:06 AM
 Messages Group MMS
 Details
 To: Sister, Dad
 Yesterday 3:24 PM
 Dad
 I've got some bad news. Kitty
 has been missing since last
 night. When your mom drove
 the neighborhood just now,
 she found her in the street
 near the house. Your mom is
 pretty emotional so please
 reach out when you can and
 offer your support
 Oh no. So sorry to hear this
 Sister
 Man. Just got off the phone
 with her-she's definitely very
 broken up about it. Give her
 our love in person when you
 get home, dad. And be sure
 to get the woman her
 groceries. Love you guys!
 Text Message
 Send

 oo Verizon
 9:06 AM
 Messages Group MMS
 Details
 To: Sister, Dad
 Yesterday 5:38 PM
 Dad
 Well your not going to believe
 this. After a beautiful burial
 service and words of
 remembrance from yours
 truly. We walked back in the
 house to begin our post-Kitty
 life. Out of habit I looked out
 the back window and guess
 who was staring back at me?
 You guessed it. We buried
 someone else's cat. I gues:s
 it's true-cats do have nine
 lives. Thanks for y
 words. All is better now.
 our kind
 Sister
 is this forreal?!
 Dad
 Would you like a photo?
 Text Message
 Send

 oo Verizon
 9:06 AM
 ィ。
 78%
 Messages Group MMS
 Details
 To: Sister, Dad
 Would you like a photo?
 Sister
 YES
 What the actual fuck
 Sister
 Text Message
 Send

 oo Verizon
 12:35 PM
 8 73%
 Messages Mom
 Details
 Today 12:34 PM
 Oh, and BTW, I dug up the
 carcass and took it to our vet
 and it didn't have a chip in it.
 Because it's a rabbit. DO NOT
 tell the world about this.
 Message
 A S D F G H J K L
 123
 space
 return
roaringstream:
thecommonchick:

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

“Do NOT tell the world about this”200,000 notes

roaringstream: thecommonchick: THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂 “Do NOT tell the world about this”200,000 notes

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Qk, so your resume lists about 5 different programming languages.Are you good in all of them /candidate: I am good in Javaacript and PHP, and ak in Java 81 //Out of curiosity, I asked: "Why is the answer a double?" 82 //Candidate "Because it needs to store the value taken from _two variables. so which is your f 252 //Candidate: Definitely avascript! I did a lot of work in Javascript! 253 /Me: That is good. Can I ask you a question or two in Tavascript 6 //Make a standard deck of cards. Shuftle the deck, and draw two cards at random. Display the two cards Are you 256 //candidate: Yes, yes. I am on the line! ask you a questi can try my best to ansver gentle gloves, ve are not trying to break the candidate Qk. so you know what odd are, right? for (let count Yes Yes,I know odd number 261 /Me: ok. so ny question is this. 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Bad, Definitely, and Google: //sample ansvers from various interviews
 178//Question: Write code to find out if a nunber is odd.
 179 //Candidate: Qk give me a minute sounds of typing
 180 /Candidate: My ansver is voice changes noticeably from speaking-voice to reading-voice
 //Question: Find all the odd numbers betveen 0-100
 182 //Me suspecting that the candi
 183 I/Candidate: It means that ve find the percentage of i in 2
 googled it*: ok, and can you explain to me what does that line mean?
 2 Why are ve f
 14
 //I walked the candidate through this code carefully
 single"in the last two lines. This is a candidate who had 8 years total experience
 twice. There are no typos, not the " 1", and not the
 186 //Me "with a nice voice but nalicious intent* : I understand that it is complicated. Have you ever used this
 tore
 //Candidate "with obvious reliet: No,never! This is my first tine using it
 18 /Question: Find all the odd numbers betveen 0-100
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 //Question: Find all the odd numbers between 0-100
 //Candidate: I am sorry, I have forgotten the exact formala for finding odd numbers
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 196 /Candidate: I understand, but I cannot recall the formala, so I cannot find these numbers
 27
 //Question: Find all the odd numbers betveen 0-100
 200 /Question: Can you tell me about your professional history?
 //candidate: I try my absolute best to make ธure that my code does not have too many errors before I take it
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 the odd numbers between 0 and
 205 /Question: Count down from 700 to 200 in decrements of
 coreot'hinunitt?
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 the odd numbers between 0-100
 211 I/Me: And if I fixed the syntax errors, will it work then?
 213
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 //Me: And why is that2
 //Candidate: It has logic errors, too
 you like
 //Candidate: I have been programming for 10 years. 5 years as a hobby, and 5 professionally. know PHP, Ruby
 JS (including both node, angular), MongoDB, Myso, PostgresoL, and more
 /Me: Nice. What have
 //candidate: In the 5 years where I worked professionally, I have worked in 4 companies as a webdex. I have
 multiples sites up, all done from scratch. Some I developed solo, and sone as part of a team. I do both
 front-end and back-end development. I am ready to tackle any challenge!
 /Me: ok. using your language of choice, can you find all the odd numbers between 0-1002
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 0-100
 you used your skills for?
 50 I/I asked the candidate what this code was supposed to do, and the candidate replied: "I do not want to ansver
 1 //So I tried again. Same candidate, next question: Find the sun of all integers betveen 0-100
 3 //Me:"Ok and if I wanted this done in Javascript?
 more than this."
 222 //Candidate: tries for about 3 minutes
 223 I/Candidate: I cannot do this. My skill in mathematics is not high enough
 6 I/This was the most experienced candidate, with 19 years of professional experience. Nineteen, no typo. This
 226
 candidate was programming professionally before many of you were born.
 /This situation happened with two different candidates. Their responses were worded differently, but the
 was the same
 //Me: Ok, I want to ask you a couple of programming questions. Do you have a paper and pen or pencil with you?
 0 //Question: Assuming you have two integers, x and y, with y bigger than x. Sum all the numbers from x to y
 230 //Me: ok.Using your preferred programming language, find all the odd nunbers between 0 and 1002
 Example: If x is 1, and y is 5, then sum 1+2+3+4+5
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 233 //Candidate: But that is impossible! How can I write code without using a computer?
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 //Question: Find all the odd numbers betveen 0-100. Note that this was a phone interview
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 //What is happening here? Your guess is as good as mine. Candidate had no idea what this code was supposed to do
 239 IMe: I am trying to test your programming skills, not your Google-search skills
 240 //Candidate: Baha, right! But İf 1 use Google, how will you know?
 241 /Me: I wil1 ask you similar questions in the face-to-face interview
 1 //Question: Count down from 700 to 200 in decrements of 13
 246
 //One of the worst interviews that I had, that made me feel genuinely bad, was this one.I tried to capture the
 mood of how it went, as I did not get to see any code Some of the actions I describe are what I assume
 happened on the other end of the phone, based on the sounds that I heard
 //Me: Greetings! Thanks for letting me interview you. Are you ready and prepared?
 247
 249
 //Me: Alright! Let us start. *İntroductions and a bit of relaxing amantalk, candidate is very cool. Qk, so
 your resume lists about 5 different programming languages.Are you good in all of them
 /candidate: I am good in Javaacript and PHP, and ak in Java
 81 //Out of curiosity, I asked: "Why is the answer a double?"
 82 //Candidate "Because it needs to store the value taken from _two variables.
 so which is your f
 252 //Candidate: Definitely avascript! I did a lot of work in Javascript!
 253 /Me: That is good. Can I ask you a question or two in Tavascript
 6 //Make a standard deck of cards. Shuftle the deck, and draw two cards at random. Display the two cards
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 256 //candidate: Yes, yes. I am on the line!
 ask you a questi
 can try my best to ansver
 gentle gloves, ve are not trying to break the candidate
 Qk. so you know what odd
 are, right?
 for (let count
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 261 /Me: ok. so ny question is this. Using your favourite language, Javascript, can you find all the odd numbers
 8 //This was slowly and painstak
 used for the second part which only had two cards, while no loop was used for the
 cards... but I decided against
 the odd numbers
 ok. Why don't you t
 then read
 fter
 you are
 //Candidate 'excited and breathless: YES! Yes,yes!
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 fast breathing, but no seribbling sounds
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 03
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 assuming
 x
 and
 lieve the candidate put the phone down, and started writing. I could hear some gentl
 y,
 someone crossing out
 many lines
 on a paper. Then came a minute
 /Candidate "voice completely broken
 //Me "making a fatal error of judgement by asking: Is everything ak
 the odd numbers...uhh
 think..L
 the odd... the odd nunbers
 alm, polite email, much later that
 this time I regret that I must decline the
 perplexing, let me
 Candidate takes the last
 once to make
 not, then you add
 you add
 odd, then you add 2
 Disregarding the sundry minor errors in the code, the logic behind
 functional, but
 ribly inefficient
 two cards at random. Display the two cards
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SWE interview in Saudi Arabia

SWE interview in Saudi Arabia

Easter, Friends, and Goals: KNPCK KNOCK SHUT DELIVERY MINJOO ELLIOT HONG 50 GREAT TO FINALLY MEET THE SOURCE OF MY HEADACHE I-I-I'M You HAVE I JUST- uM GUITE THE HE JUST FILE, HERE FILE? SHOP-LIFTING VANDALISM, ASSAULT, DISORDERLY CONDUCT THE IKEA TAKE A SEAT PART IS QUITE INTERESTING YOUR I'M GUESSING THEY DON'T SELL THOSE ZEBRA PAINTINGS FATHER CUT YOu QUITE THE ON LY A YEAR IN PRISON FOLLOWED BY A YEAR ON ANYMORE, HuH? DEAL PAROLE You CAN IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN I SAW THAT YOU WERE THE SON OF THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY N-NO, SIR AND NOW ANOTHER DINER INCIDENT AND AFTER ALL OF THAT, You STILL MANAGE TO GET BANNED FROM 2 IHOPS YOu'RE GUITE THE NUISANCE AREN'T YOu? NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT IT WAS エ'm… RHETORICAL NOW LET ME ASK YOU A REAL QUESTION ZERO! HOW MANY I WOULD PEOPLE HAVE NEVER COMPROMISE HIS IDENTITY! NEVER! You TOLD RED SHIFT'S IDENTITY To? ALRIGHT THEN SIT HOW MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE SHARP 2ERO SITUATION нOW MANY? SIX LIKE SIGH LESS THAN I EXPECTED MORE THAN I НОРED SIGH DANNY OKAY MADINA THEN MY BROTHER AND MY TWO BEST FRIENDS WHO DID You TELL? HIS FIANCÉE GIVE ME THEIR NAMES sharpzero: Hey guys sorry for the long wait again, I’m back from France. Immediately got very sick on the way back but i’m recovering now.I very much want to be a better content creator for you guys. I’m planning on going back to school to get my degree. I want to bring back my other comics Double Blind and Improvise. I want to absolutely finish the stretch goals and fully complete the phase 2 kickstarter. I want to twitch stream the comic process so we can just have fun and we can connect better. I feel terrible about all the hiatuses and broken promises and I truly want to do better. Much love and happy easter to you all xox
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Easter, Friends, and Goals: KNPCK
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 You HAVE
 I JUST- uM
 GUITE THE
 HE JUST
 FILE, HERE
 FILE?
 SHOP-LIFTING
 VANDALISM, ASSAULT,
 DISORDERLY CONDUCT
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 SEAT
 PART IS QUITE
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 ON LY A
 YEAR IN PRISON
 FOLLOWED BY
 A YEAR ON
 ANYMORE, HuH?
 DEAL
 PAROLE
 You CAN
 IMAGINE MY
 SURPRISE WHEN
 I SAW THAT YOU
 WERE THE SON
 OF THE DISTRICT
 ATTORNEY
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 AND NOW
 ANOTHER DINER
 INCIDENT
 AND AFTER
 ALL OF THAT,
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 GUITE THE
 NUISANCE
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 HOW MANY
 I WOULD
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 NEVER
 COMPROMISE
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 HOW MANY
 PEOPLE KNOW
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 THAN I
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 DANNY
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 MADINA
 THEN
 MY BROTHER
 AND MY
 TWO BEST
 FRIENDS
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 You TELL?
 HIS FIANCÉE
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 THEIR NAMES
sharpzero:

Hey guys sorry for the long wait again, I’m back from France. Immediately got very sick on the way back but i’m recovering now.I very much want to be a better content creator for you guys. I’m planning on going back to school to get my degree. I want to bring back my other comics Double Blind and Improvise. I want to absolutely finish the stretch goals and fully complete the phase 2 kickstarter. I want to twitch stream the comic process so we can just have fun and we can connect better. I feel terrible about all the hiatuses and broken promises and I truly want to do better. Much love and happy easter to you all xox

sharpzero: Hey guys sorry for the long wait again, I’m back from France. Immediately got very sick on the way back but i’m recovering now.I...