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Fake, Police, and Politics: did you know? In 1990, a Michigan police department staged a fake wedding in an attempt to eradicate the major drug problems in the area. Two undercover officers acted as the bride and groom, many local drug dealers were invited, and the cops busted them all together at the reception. PHOTO: FLINT JOURNAL/LANDOV DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM itsthatonepunnyguy: mia7437: krakenpocalypse: kablob17: notallbees: rainbowbarnacle: star-anise: did-you-kno: As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”). The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards. They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust. “Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!” I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :( Source IMAGINE YOUR OTP WOOOW Puts every single fake married AU to shame. this is some red wedding shit right here All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust? Wow. what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine Absolutely incredible
Fake, Police, and Politics: did you know?
 In 1990, a Michigan police department
 staged a fake wedding in an
 attempt to eradicate the major
 drug problems in the area. Two
 undercover officers acted as
 the bride and groom, many local
 drug dealers were invited, and
 the cops busted them all together
 at the reception.
 PHOTO: FLINT JOURNAL/LANDOV
 DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM
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As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).
 The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.
They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.
“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”
I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(
Source

IMAGINE YOUR OTP

WOOOW

Puts every single fake married AU to shame.

this is some red wedding shit right here

All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust?
Wow.

what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine

Absolutely incredible

itsthatonepunnyguy: mia7437: krakenpocalypse: kablob17: notallbees: rainbowbarnacle: star-anise: did-you-kno: As an inside joke, the...

Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light. Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same Love lost is better than a love not shared In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared Liked by Emilia Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy Oh my go Made my whole night, that was beautiful Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great I'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message? In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end Your message GIF Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again
Beautiful, Gif, and God: Emilia
 12:27 AM
 A sonnet about a first love
 1:18 AM
 What a nice, nonironic ask.
 Subject matter's adorable, so here
 She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze,
 Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy.
 No other one could brighten up her days,
 Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy
 No earthly sight as great as she to him,
 Undressing nude in morning bedside light.
 Declaring unbound feeling on a whim,
 Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white?
 Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart,
 Expecting everything to stay the same
 Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart;
 Idealized people's pictures do the same
 Love lost is better than a love not shared
 In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared
 Liked by Emilia
 Aaaand there we go. A sonnet thingy
 Oh my go
 Made my whole night, that was beautiful
 Just wait until you read the first letter of each line
 LMAO
 Okay night officially made
 That was great I'm still laughing
 Then you don't even wanna know about what happens
 if you read the first letter of each word in my first
 response
 Oh my god
 Do you do this to every girl? Lmfaoooo
 because that's actually a talent
 If only it ended there, Emilia
 Read the first letter of the second word of every line
 In what message?
 In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each
 line
 Honestly, you deserve it after all that
 Is that the end of the hidden messages so
 i can give it to you haha
 What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your
 own messages
 Lmao nah you've reached the end
 Your message
 GIF
Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

Thats it. Im done. Ive actually peaked this time and Ill never reach these heights again

Memes, Peru, and 🤖: A bride and groom walk along at the Plaza de Armas in Cuzco, Peru, Saturday, Aug. 4, 2018.
Memes, Peru, and 🤖: A bride and groom walk along at the Plaza de Armas in Cuzco, Peru, Saturday, Aug. 4, 2018.

A bride and groom walk along at the Plaza de Armas in Cuzco, Peru, Saturday, Aug. 4, 2018.

Ass, Autocorrect, and Bad: wint @dril Following wint @dril Following nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad Me: Have you ever lived there nerd: (his glasses fall off) in hell you are forced to smoke weed 4:19 PM-22 Jul 2014 Me: Catch you later wint @dril Followirn 4:38 PM-3 Auq 2014 wint @dril Following my fuckin opinion of politics? heres my fuckin opinion of politics. not a single senator in the history of the united states, has been white farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you me: no. i won't allow my work to be corrupted by the dolar. 11:25 PM- 30 Mar 2017 6:40 AM -27 Oct 2014 wint @dril Following Economic Economic- drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or Left Right not, 9:20 AM-9 May 2014 wint @dri Following wint @dril Following oop, autocorrect got me. what i meant to say was "i cant wait to eat shit right out of the sewer and suck some outrageously gay clown dicks" 8:06 PM -8 Aug 2014 "don't tread of me", the famous words of that good snake who doesn't want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to most 12:28 PM-2 Aug 2015 wint @dril Following wint @dril Following GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO SCreaming while the road workers slowly pave a road on top of me using my own tax dollar 9:39 AM-26 Sep 2015 CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM'S, FREE ICE 6:54 PM-7 Jun 2011
Ass, Autocorrect, and Bad: wint
 @dril
 Following
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 nerd with lame attitude: North Korea is bad
 Me: Have you ever lived there
 nerd: (his glasses fall off)
 in hell you are forced to smoke weed
 4:19 PM-22 Jul 2014
 Me: Catch you later
 wint
 @dril
 Followirn
 4:38 PM-3 Auq 2014
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 my fuckin opinion of politics? heres my fuckin
 opinion of politics. not a single senator in the
 history of the united states, has been white
 farm boss: yyoure so good at cleaning the
 pigs' ass holes. please let us pay you
 me: no. i won't allow my work to be
 corrupted by the dolar.
 11:25 PM- 30 Mar 2017
 6:40 AM -27 Oct 2014
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 Economic
 Economic-
 drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it
 also helps a lot of people get to work on
 time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or
 Left
 Right
 not,
 9:20 AM-9 May 2014
 wint
 @dri
 Following
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 oop, autocorrect got me. what i meant to say
 was "i cant wait to eat shit right out of the
 sewer and suck some outrageously gay clown
 dicks"
 8:06 PM -8 Aug 2014
 "don't tread of me", the famous words of that
 good snake who doesn't want to get stepped
 on, the noble slithering bastard I relate to
 most
 12:28 PM-2 Aug 2015
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 wint
 @dril
 Following
 GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK
 CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE
 COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO
 SCreaming while the road workers slowly
 pave a road on top of me using my own tax
 dollar
 9:39 AM-26 Sep 2015
 CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM'S,
 FREE ICE
 6:54 PM-7 Jun 2011
Advice, Af, and Baseball: Forever my faves @DrSmashlove See bruh a lot of u men out here like "how do I meet women" - "I hate tinder" - " the bar scene is played, same four women in baseball caps with turkey chins drinking beers." I feel u bruh. With that said lemme give u my patented advice on meeting ladies: weddings. "Ok," u might say, "but how do I get invited." To which I reply don't worry about the invites. They will come. U gotta be friends with people who get married tho. U feel me? Black Americans, white Americans - they get married here and there. It's like a major life event tho so it's rare. Immigrants? Aw hell nah. They get married early and often 😂. Marry young, divorce, shit - marry again. With that said, getchu some Indian friends. Indian weddings are AMAZING: (1) the bride and groom come in ON A ELEPHANT. (2) the wedding is like four parties. Not one. Four. They do a party and put henna on ladies' hands. Another party is like the pre wedding. Then the wedding. Then a damn after-wedding. The shit don't stop. Four for the price of one. (3) The weddings are ape shit. It's like a Bollywood film. Choreographed dances. Lights. Everybody made up and done up to the nines. Bro. It's like u in a movie lol. And find u the girl sitting with other girls. She single AF. And her mama bugging her to meet someone. Go holler! What chu got to lose? Bonus: u don't have to teach her to season your food - Indians season the shit out of their cooking. Their seasoning got seasoning. BRO. THEY SEASON THEIR FRUIT SALAD. IT'S CALLED FRUIT CHATT. LOOK IT UP I SWEAR LOL. Now go make friends with the Indians at your work. And watch the invites pour in. Ya get me! Bless up 🙌❤️
Advice, Af, and Baseball: Forever my faves
 @DrSmashlove
See bruh a lot of u men out here like "how do I meet women" - "I hate tinder" - " the bar scene is played, same four women in baseball caps with turkey chins drinking beers." I feel u bruh. With that said lemme give u my patented advice on meeting ladies: weddings. "Ok," u might say, "but how do I get invited." To which I reply don't worry about the invites. They will come. U gotta be friends with people who get married tho. U feel me? Black Americans, white Americans - they get married here and there. It's like a major life event tho so it's rare. Immigrants? Aw hell nah. They get married early and often 😂. Marry young, divorce, shit - marry again. With that said, getchu some Indian friends. Indian weddings are AMAZING: (1) the bride and groom come in ON A ELEPHANT. (2) the wedding is like four parties. Not one. Four. They do a party and put henna on ladies' hands. Another party is like the pre wedding. Then the wedding. Then a damn after-wedding. The shit don't stop. Four for the price of one. (3) The weddings are ape shit. It's like a Bollywood film. Choreographed dances. Lights. Everybody made up and done up to the nines. Bro. It's like u in a movie lol. And find u the girl sitting with other girls. She single AF. And her mama bugging her to meet someone. Go holler! What chu got to lose? Bonus: u don't have to teach her to season your food - Indians season the shit out of their cooking. Their seasoning got seasoning. BRO. THEY SEASON THEIR FRUIT SALAD. IT'S CALLED FRUIT CHATT. LOOK IT UP I SWEAR LOL. Now go make friends with the Indians at your work. And watch the invites pour in. Ya get me! Bless up 🙌❤️

See bruh a lot of u men out here like "how do I meet women" - "I hate tinder" - " the bar scene is played, same four women in baseball caps ...