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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My stomach hurts" Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership “Big black destroyer” and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I don’t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. It’s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. I’m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldn’t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasn’t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )
Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you
 pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My
 stomach hurts"
Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership “Big black destroyer” and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I don’t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. It’s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. I’m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldn’t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasn’t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )

Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head qua...

Blade, Fuck You, and Head: Human 1. BRAIN 2. FRONT Don't Eat although the brain seems fatty and tasty, its no good, gives you CJD (Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease basically kills your brain cells. Unless you want to inherit the aura of your meal, steer clear. Eye Fillet best cut n on-working musele, sits on the bowell Ribs (Spare Ribs) good eating -BBQ Cuts 1. Brain 3. BACK Neck diced, 4. ARMS Fore Arm- 2. Frnthungarian goulash 3. Back tough meat -soup Shoulder- Blade Steak (slow cook, needs some work to make tender) 4. Arms 5. Other Strip down the middle of Upper Arm- slow cook like lamb shanks the back (loin) all BBQ steaks Middle of Loin middle is the rib fillet or scotch fillet (good eating) 5, OTHER Lower Loin porterhouse steak or T-bone (good cating) Lungs full of iron 6. L.egs Skin you can leave on crackling Lower back on either side of Loin muscles Rump (need to shave the hair off though) Nervous System carbohydrates rich 6. LEGS Below the knee-tough meat, too sinewy, working muscles, stewing (meat vegie /slow cook) Liver-Den't Eat Because we give our livers a good bash, they are full of Vitimin A too much Vit A is toxic and can fuck you up-pretty much weakening your body, making you throw up, general bedy and head pains Thigh meat again, working muscle, slow cook-Osso Bucco Buttocks (silverside or topside) slow roast, Mum's Sunday roast <p><a href="http://some-nerd-actually.tumblr.com/post/161118853759/sixpenceee-representing-what-human-meats-taste" class="tumblr_blog">some-nerd-actually</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/161114881834/representing-what-human-meats-taste-like-on" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Representing what human meats taste like on different body parts.</p></blockquote> <p>…how did they found out</p> </blockquote>
Blade, Fuck You, and Head: Human
 1. BRAIN
 2. FRONT
 Don't Eat although
 the brain seems fatty
 and tasty, its no
 good, gives you CJD
 (Creutzfeldt-Jakob
 disease basically
 kills your brain cells.
 Unless you want to
 inherit the aura of
 your meal, steer
 clear.
 Eye Fillet best cut
 n on-working
 musele, sits on the
 bowell
 Ribs (Spare Ribs) good
 eating -BBQ
 Cuts
 1. Brain
 3. BACK
 Neck diced,
 4. ARMS
 Fore Arm-
 2. Frnthungarian goulash
 3. Back
 tough meat
 -soup
 Shoulder- Blade Steak
 (slow cook, needs
 some work to
 make tender)
 4. Arms
 5. Other
 Strip down the middle of
 Upper Arm-
 slow cook
 like lamb
 shanks
 the back (loin)
 all BBQ steaks
 Middle of Loin
 middle is the rib
 fillet or scotch
 fillet (good eating)
 5, OTHER
 Lower Loin
 porterhouse steak
 or T-bone
 (good cating)
 Lungs
 full of iron
 6. L.egs
 Skin you can leave on
 crackling
 Lower back on
 either side of Loin
 muscles Rump
 (need to shave
 the hair
 off though)
 Nervous System
 carbohydrates rich
 6. LEGS
 Below the knee-tough meat, too sinewy,
 working muscles, stewing (meat vegie
 /slow cook)
 Liver-Den't Eat Because we give our livers a good
 bash, they are full of Vitimin A
 too much Vit A is toxic and can
 fuck you up-pretty much
 weakening your body, making
 you throw up, general bedy
 and head pains
 Thigh meat again, working muscle,
 slow cook-Osso Bucco
 Buttocks (silverside or topside) slow roast,
 Mum's Sunday roast
<p><a href="http://some-nerd-actually.tumblr.com/post/161118853759/sixpenceee-representing-what-human-meats-taste" class="tumblr_blog">some-nerd-actually</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/161114881834/representing-what-human-meats-taste-like-on" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Representing what human meats taste like on different body parts.</p></blockquote>

<p>…how did they found out</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://some-nerd-actually.tumblr.com/post/161118853759/sixpenceee-representing-what-human-meats-taste" class="tumblr_blog">some-...

Ass, Friends, and Life: Puppy smiling next to Mom @DrSmashlove So my lil homegirl text me talmbout a certain species of man we have all come to love. She affectionately refers to this species of man as "'pretend to be okay with the friend zone while still secretly hoping they can smash' lookin ass dudes." I couldn't have said it better myself 😍. She continues: "I used to be a tease when I was younger but now I'm up front with how I feel about guys so I don't find myself being sexually assaulted by a one who mistakingly thought had a chance with me sexually. 'I like you as a friend but just to be clear this isn't going further.' 'I'm not having sex with you.' 'We can't have sex.' 'We're not together. I don't see you like that' etc etc. You're not getting out 😂 but whatever have fun with your fantasy." And then a follow up message: "While we're on the topic though, and take your time answering this (as always) - what is your opinion on breaking ties with guys who claim to be okay with being friends but still want more? I feel like it's potentially dangerous to continue friendships with guys who are sexually attracted to me no matter how much I like having them as a friend. Many of them are actually a good time and I like going out with them but in no way shape or form do I desire any of their body parts inside of mine. Should I cut ties across the board in this situation or is it a case by case basis?" Baby girl this is a damn good question but this will have to be a two part exercise. In my next post I'll talk about (1) why a lot of men don't know how to act around 'platonic' friends, (2) whether u ladies should dismiss these dudes out of your life entirely, and (3) how u as a man could actually break free of the shackles of the friend zone. Stay tuned! 🦁
Ass, Friends, and Life: Puppy smiling next to Mom
 @DrSmashlove
So my lil homegirl text me talmbout a certain species of man we have all come to love. She affectionately refers to this species of man as "'pretend to be okay with the friend zone while still secretly hoping they can smash' lookin ass dudes." I couldn't have said it better myself 😍. She continues: "I used to be a tease when I was younger but now I'm up front with how I feel about guys so I don't find myself being sexually assaulted by a one who mistakingly thought had a chance with me sexually. 'I like you as a friend but just to be clear this isn't going further.' 'I'm not having sex with you.' 'We can't have sex.' 'We're not together. I don't see you like that' etc etc. You're not getting out 😂 but whatever have fun with your fantasy." And then a follow up message: "While we're on the topic though, and take your time answering this (as always) - what is your opinion on breaking ties with guys who claim to be okay with being friends but still want more? I feel like it's potentially dangerous to continue friendships with guys who are sexually attracted to me no matter how much I like having them as a friend. Many of them are actually a good time and I like going out with them but in no way shape or form do I desire any of their body parts inside of mine. Should I cut ties across the board in this situation or is it a case by case basis?" Baby girl this is a damn good question but this will have to be a two part exercise. In my next post I'll talk about (1) why a lot of men don't know how to act around 'platonic' friends, (2) whether u ladies should dismiss these dudes out of your life entirely, and (3) how u as a man could actually break free of the shackles of the friend zone. Stay tuned! 🦁

So my lil homegirl text me talmbout a certain species of man we have all come to love. She affectionately refers to this species of man as "...

Bodies , Crazy, and Definitely: Nothing sexier than a Short Woman. Too Bad I'm the unlucky dude on the Right ST E A AMUSTFOLLOW❤️IG:@SILENTLYSPOKENPROJECT ____________________________________________ I have to admit I Love a Woman that's 5'7 or Shorter because I'm 6'1. A Woman that believes in God first & Marriage. A Woman that's not cosmetically put together but natural both internally (Meaning She's her own unique individual) & externally (Meaning no body parts are fake). A Woman who's a little crazy but madly in Love with me. A Woman that's in shape but doesn't have to be gym-head like me because I can definitely work her out PRIVATELY😉. A Woman that's independent. A Woman that knows how to communicate; especially when we're mad. A Woman that prays for me & with Me daily. A Woman that can dress up for work, dress down in sweats & still be sexy. And the list goes but most importantly a Woman I don't have to tell how to treat me but She cares enough to love me her own custom way! ____________________________________________ STOPWHATYOUREDOINGRIGHTNOW For QUOTES-MESSAGES about LIFE & LOVE Follow the REALEST+FASTEST GROWING IG PAGE ever @SILENTLYSPOKENPROJECT ‼️‼️‼️ ____________________________________________ (LIKE➕COMMENT➕TAG OTHERS➕SHARE➕FOLLOW⬇️) FollowTheONLYSilentlySpokenProject ➕FOLLOWIG:@SilentlySpokenProject ➕FOLLOWIG:@SilentlySpokenProject ➕FOLLOWIG:@SilentlySpokenProject ____________________________________________ ITSAMANSJOBTOFINDHISQUEEN💯 DEARFUTUREWIFEIMWAITINGTOLOVEYOU DEARFUTUREWIFEIMWAITING REMAINSINGLEUNTILUKNOITSREAL HAPPILYAFTERONEDAY OLDSCHOOLLOVE FAIRYTALESDOEXIST LASTOFADYINGBREED YOUDESERVEBETTER EXCUSESNOTSOLDHERESORRY EXCUSESNOTSOLDORACCEPTED ITTAKESCOURAGETOLOVE ITTAKESCOURAGETOLOVEAGAIN SWYD AMANWHOACTUALLYGETSIT FAITHFILLEDROMANTIC FORHER SILENTLYSPOKENFROMTHEHEART SILENTLYSPOKENPROJECT SSP THEONLYSSP LOVEQUOTES FOLLOWIGSilentlySpokenProject MRISAYWHATOTHERSWONT ITELLTHETRUTHNOTYOURTRUTH
Bodies , Crazy, and Definitely: Nothing sexier than a Short Woman. Too
 Bad I'm the unlucky dude on the Right
 ST
 E
 A
AMUSTFOLLOW❤️IG:@SILENTLYSPOKENPROJECT ____________________________________________ I have to admit I Love a Woman that's 5'7 or Shorter because I'm 6'1. A Woman that believes in God first & Marriage. A Woman that's not cosmetically put together but natural both internally (Meaning She's her own unique individual) & externally (Meaning no body parts are fake). A Woman who's a little crazy but madly in Love with me. A Woman that's in shape but doesn't have to be gym-head like me because I can definitely work her out PRIVATELY😉. A Woman that's independent. A Woman that knows how to communicate; especially when we're mad. A Woman that prays for me & with Me daily. A Woman that can dress up for work, dress down in sweats & still be sexy. And the list goes but most importantly a Woman I don't have to tell how to treat me but She cares enough to love me her own custom way! ____________________________________________ STOPWHATYOUREDOINGRIGHTNOW For QUOTES-MESSAGES about LIFE & LOVE Follow the REALEST+FASTEST GROWING IG PAGE ever @SILENTLYSPOKENPROJECT ‼️‼️‼️ ____________________________________________ (LIKE➕COMMENT➕TAG OTHERS➕SHARE➕FOLLOW⬇️) FollowTheONLYSilentlySpokenProject ➕FOLLOWIG:@SilentlySpokenProject ➕FOLLOWIG:@SilentlySpokenProject ➕FOLLOWIG:@SilentlySpokenProject ____________________________________________ ITSAMANSJOBTOFINDHISQUEEN💯 DEARFUTUREWIFEIMWAITINGTOLOVEYOU DEARFUTUREWIFEIMWAITING REMAINSINGLEUNTILUKNOITSREAL HAPPILYAFTERONEDAY OLDSCHOOLLOVE FAIRYTALESDOEXIST LASTOFADYINGBREED YOUDESERVEBETTER EXCUSESNOTSOLDHERESORRY EXCUSESNOTSOLDORACCEPTED ITTAKESCOURAGETOLOVE ITTAKESCOURAGETOLOVEAGAIN SWYD AMANWHOACTUALLYGETSIT FAITHFILLEDROMANTIC FORHER SILENTLYSPOKENFROMTHEHEART SILENTLYSPOKENPROJECT SSP THEONLYSSP LOVEQUOTES FOLLOWIGSilentlySpokenProject MRISAYWHATOTHERSWONT ITELLTHETRUTHNOTYOURTRUTH

AMUSTFOLLOW❤️IG:@SILENTLYSPOKENPROJECT ____________________________________________ I have to admit I Love a Woman that's 5'7 or Shorter bec...

America, Spider, and Black Widow: The Tuth About Splders PROBABLY ALeeA0y THAT SPloees AREN'T INSECTS BECAuse THEY HAVE MORE LEGS AND LESS eooy SESMENTS THAN WHAT WE CLASSIFY AS AN INSECT THEY RE IN THE AR THE 40,000 SPECIES OF SPOERS, OLieHL HALF OF THEM MAKE WEBS. THEY DO THIS WITH THE HELP OF THEIR SILK GLANDS LOCATED ON THE! ABDOMEN. ΝΕΑΩ THE GLANDS ARE NseQ LIKE BODY PARTS CALLEO SPINNERETS THAT PUSH OUT SILK THREADS AND HELP SHAPE THe WE8 THE WOR2LD'S LARSEST SPIDER IS THE SOLIATH BIRD-EATING TARANTLLA THAT GROW TO BE 12 INCHES LONG LARGE SPIDERS VENOMOUS, BUT CHOOSE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES BY FLİCKING ITS SpECIAL SHAPEO HAIRS AT PREDATORS IST LIKE THE GOLIATH TARANTULA SPIDERS HARDLY BITE. AND IF THEY OO, IT WOULD MOST LIKELY BE HARMLESS TO HUMANS AND EVEN MOST SPIDERS HAVE EISHT EYES A LOT OF THEM HAVE ERRIBLE VISION, AT GEST, THEY CAN ONLY SEE ABOUT A FOOT IN FRONT OP THEM. SO THAT SPIDER THAT FELL ON you WAS NOT TWO ACTUAL HARMFLL SPIDERS IN AMERICA IS THE BROWN RECUUSE SPIDER AND THE FAMOUS BLACK WIDOW SPIDE2 ANTI-VENOM POR THE SPIDERS HAS GEEN REPORTED CREATED SO THERE HASN'T BEEN DEATH SNCE 1980 SPIDER DOES NOT WANT TO EAT YOU DIET MAINLY CONSISTS OF INSECTS ANO MOSOUITOES THAT 0O WANT TO EAT YOu. FOR EVERY ONE SPIDER, 200O BUES ARE EATEN BY IT EVERY YEAR SPIDERS ARE HARMLESS CREATURes, THEY MISHT LOOK REEPY, BLT NEXT TIME APPRECIATE VERYTHING OW LON HAS THAT BEEN BURN THE COMIC! ! DON'T CARE, JUST BURN <p>Simple Guide About Spiders.</p>
America, Spider, and Black Widow: The
 Tuth
 About
 Splders
 PROBABLY
 ALeeA0y THAT SPloees
 AREN'T INSECTS BECAuse
 THEY HAVE MORE LEGS
 AND LESS eooy
 SESMENTS THAN WHAT WE
 CLASSIFY AS AN INSECT
 THEY RE IN THE AR
 THE 40,000 SPECIES OF SPOERS, OLieHL
 HALF OF THEM MAKE WEBS. THEY DO THIS WITH
 THE HELP OF THEIR SILK GLANDS LOCATED ON
 THE! ABDOMEN. ΝΕΑΩ THE GLANDS ARE NseQ
 LIKE BODY PARTS CALLEO SPINNERETS THAT PUSH
 OUT SILK THREADS AND HELP SHAPE THe WE8
 THE WOR2LD'S LARSEST SPIDER IS THE
 SOLIATH BIRD-EATING TARANTLLA THAT
 GROW TO BE 12 INCHES LONG
 LARGE SPIDERS
 VENOMOUS, BUT CHOOSE
 TO DEFEND THEMSELVES
 BY FLİCKING ITS SpECIAL
 SHAPEO HAIRS AT
 PREDATORS
 IST LIKE THE
 GOLIATH
 TARANTULA
 SPIDERS HARDLY
 BITE. AND IF THEY
 OO, IT WOULD
 MOST LIKELY BE
 HARMLESS TO
 HUMANS
 AND EVEN
 MOST SPIDERS HAVE
 EISHT EYES A LOT
 OF THEM HAVE
 ERRIBLE VISION, AT
 GEST, THEY CAN
 ONLY SEE ABOUT A
 FOOT IN FRONT OP
 THEM. SO THAT
 SPIDER THAT FELL
 ON you WAS NOT
 TWO ACTUAL HARMFLL SPIDERS IN
 AMERICA IS THE BROWN RECUUSE SPIDER AND
 THE FAMOUS BLACK WIDOW SPIDE2
 ANTI-VENOM POR THE SPIDERS HAS GEEN
 REPORTED
 CREATED SO THERE HASN'T BEEN
 DEATH SNCE 1980
 SPIDER DOES NOT WANT TO EAT YOU
 DIET MAINLY CONSISTS OF INSECTS ANO
 MOSOUITOES THAT 0O WANT TO EAT YOu. FOR
 EVERY ONE SPIDER, 200O BUES ARE EATEN BY IT
 EVERY YEAR
 SPIDERS ARE HARMLESS
 CREATURes, THEY MISHT LOOK
 REEPY, BLT NEXT TIME
 APPRECIATE
 VERYTHING
 OW LON
 HAS THAT
 BEEN
 BURN THE COMIC! !
 DON'T CARE, JUST BURN
<p>Simple Guide About Spiders.</p>

<p>Simple Guide About Spiders.</p>

Bodies , Children, and Life: It's not the police who need to be retrained BACK THE BADGE NYPD It's the public. It's not the police who need to be retrained, it's the public. We have grown into a mouthy, cell phone wielding, vulgar, uncivil society with no personal responsibility and the attitude of 'it's the other person's fault', 'you owe me'. A society where children grow up with no boundaries or knowledge or concern for civil society and personal responsibility. Police officers are our sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters. They're black, white, brown, all colors, all ethnicities, all faiths, male and female, they are us. They see the worst side of humanity... the raped children, the bloody mangled bodies of traffic victims, the bruised and battered victims of domestic violence, homicide victims, body parts... day after day. They work holidays while we have festive meals with our families. They miss school events with their kids, birthdays, anniversaries, all those special occasions that we take for granted. They work in all types of weather, under dangerous conditions, for relatively low pay. They have extensive training, but they are human. When there are numerous attacks on them, they become hyper vigilant for a reason, they have become targets. When a police officer encounters any person... any person, whether at a traffic stop, a street confrontation, an arrest, whatever... that situation has the potential to become life threatening. You, Mr & MrsMiss Civilian, also have the responsibility of keeping the situation from getting out of control. Many law enforcement officers are Veterans. They've been in service to this nation most of their lives, whether on the battlefield or protecting us here at home. They are the only thing that stands between us and anarchy in the streets. If you want to protect your child, teach them respect.
Bodies , Children, and Life: It's not the police who need
 to be retrained
 BACK
 THE
 BADGE
 NYPD
 It's the public.
It's not the police who need to be retrained, it's the public. We have grown into a mouthy, cell phone wielding, vulgar, uncivil society with no personal responsibility and the attitude of 'it's the other person's fault', 'you owe me'. A society where children grow up with no boundaries or knowledge or concern for civil society and personal responsibility. Police officers are our sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters. They're black, white, brown, all colors, all ethnicities, all faiths, male and female, they are us. They see the worst side of humanity... the raped children, the bloody mangled bodies of traffic victims, the bruised and battered victims of domestic violence, homicide victims, body parts... day after day. They work holidays while we have festive meals with our families. They miss school events with their kids, birthdays, anniversaries, all those special occasions that we take for granted. They work in all types of weather, under dangerous conditions, for relatively low pay. They have extensive training, but they are human. When there are numerous attacks on them, they become hyper vigilant for a reason, they have become targets. When a police officer encounters any person... any person, whether at a traffic stop, a street confrontation, an arrest, whatever... that situation has the potential to become life threatening. You, Mr & MrsMiss Civilian, also have the responsibility of keeping the situation from getting out of control. Many law enforcement officers are Veterans. They've been in service to this nation most of their lives, whether on the battlefield or protecting us here at home. They are the only thing that stands between us and anarchy in the streets. If you want to protect your child, teach them respect.

It's not the police who need to be retrained, it's the public. We have grown into a mouthy, cell phone wielding, vulgar, uncivil society wit...