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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My stomach hurts" Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership β€œBig black destroyer” and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I don’t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. It’s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. I’m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldn’t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasn’t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )
Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you
 pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My
 stomach hurts"
Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership β€œBig black destroyer” and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I don’t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. It’s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. I’m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldn’t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasn’t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )

Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head qua...

Blade, Fuck You, and Head: Human 1. BRAIN 2. FRONT Don't Eat although the brain seems fatty and tasty, its no good, gives you CJD (Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease basically kills your brain cells. Unless you want to inherit the aura of your meal, steer clear. Eye Fillet best cut n on-working musele, sits on the bowell Ribs (Spare Ribs) good eating -BBQ Cuts 1. Brain 3. BACK Neck diced, 4. ARMS Fore Arm- 2. Frnthungarian goulash 3. Back tough meat -soup Shoulder- Blade Steak (slow cook, needs some work to make tender) 4. Arms 5. Other Strip down the middle of Upper Arm- slow cook like lamb shanks the back (loin) all BBQ steaks Middle of Loin middle is the rib fillet or scotch fillet (good eating) 5, OTHER Lower Loin porterhouse steak or T-bone (good cating) Lungs full of iron 6. L.egs Skin you can leave on crackling Lower back on either side of Loin muscles Rump (need to shave the hair off though) Nervous System carbohydrates rich 6. LEGS Below the knee-tough meat, too sinewy, working muscles, stewing (meat vegie /slow cook) Liver-Den't Eat Because we give our livers a good bash, they are full of Vitimin A too much Vit A is toxic and can fuck you up-pretty much weakening your body, making you throw up, general bedy and head pains Thigh meat again, working muscle, slow cook-Osso Bucco Buttocks (silverside or topside) slow roast, Mum's Sunday roast <p><a href="http://some-nerd-actually.tumblr.com/post/161118853759/sixpenceee-representing-what-human-meats-taste" class="tumblr_blog">some-nerd-actually</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/161114881834/representing-what-human-meats-taste-like-on" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Representing what human meats taste like on different body parts.</p></blockquote> <p>…how did they found out</p> </blockquote>
Blade, Fuck You, and Head: Human
 1. BRAIN
 2. FRONT
 Don't Eat although
 the brain seems fatty
 and tasty, its no
 good, gives you CJD
 (Creutzfeldt-Jakob
 disease basically
 kills your brain cells.
 Unless you want to
 inherit the aura of
 your meal, steer
 clear.
 Eye Fillet best cut
 n on-working
 musele, sits on the
 bowell
 Ribs (Spare Ribs) good
 eating -BBQ
 Cuts
 1. Brain
 3. BACK
 Neck diced,
 4. ARMS
 Fore Arm-
 2. Frnthungarian goulash
 3. Back
 tough meat
 -soup
 Shoulder- Blade Steak
 (slow cook, needs
 some work to
 make tender)
 4. Arms
 5. Other
 Strip down the middle of
 Upper Arm-
 slow cook
 like lamb
 shanks
 the back (loin)
 all BBQ steaks
 Middle of Loin
 middle is the rib
 fillet or scotch
 fillet (good eating)
 5, OTHER
 Lower Loin
 porterhouse steak
 or T-bone
 (good cating)
 Lungs
 full of iron
 6. L.egs
 Skin you can leave on
 crackling
 Lower back on
 either side of Loin
 muscles Rump
 (need to shave
 the hair
 off though)
 Nervous System
 carbohydrates rich
 6. LEGS
 Below the knee-tough meat, too sinewy,
 working muscles, stewing (meat vegie
 /slow cook)
 Liver-Den't Eat Because we give our livers a good
 bash, they are full of Vitimin A
 too much Vit A is toxic and can
 fuck you up-pretty much
 weakening your body, making
 you throw up, general bedy
 and head pains
 Thigh meat again, working muscle,
 slow cook-Osso Bucco
 Buttocks (silverside or topside) slow roast,
 Mum's Sunday roast
<p><a href="http://some-nerd-actually.tumblr.com/post/161118853759/sixpenceee-representing-what-human-meats-taste" class="tumblr_blog">some-nerd-actually</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/161114881834/representing-what-human-meats-taste-like-on" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Representing what human meats taste like on different body parts.</p></blockquote>

<p>…how did they found out</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://some-nerd-actually.tumblr.com/post/161118853759/sixpenceee-representing-what-human-meats-taste" class="tumblr_blog">some-...

Ass, Friends, and Life: Puppy smiling next to Mom @DrSmashlove So my lil homegirl text me talmbout a certain species of man we have all come to love. She affectionately refers to this species of man as "'pretend to be okay with the friend zone while still secretly hoping they can smash' lookin ass dudes." I couldn't have said it better myself 😍. She continues: "I used to be a tease when I was younger but now I'm up front with how I feel about guys so I don't find myself being sexually assaulted by a one who mistakingly thought had a chance with me sexually. 'I like you as a friend but just to be clear this isn't going further.' 'I'm not having sex with you.' 'We can't have sex.' 'We're not together. I don't see you like that' etc etc. You're not getting out πŸ˜‚ but whatever have fun with your fantasy." And then a follow up message: "While we're on the topic though, and take your time answering this (as always) - what is your opinion on breaking ties with guys who claim to be okay with being friends but still want more? I feel like it's potentially dangerous to continue friendships with guys who are sexually attracted to me no matter how much I like having them as a friend. Many of them are actually a good time and I like going out with them but in no way shape or form do I desire any of their body parts inside of mine. Should I cut ties across the board in this situation or is it a case by case basis?" Baby girl this is a damn good question but this will have to be a two part exercise. In my next post I'll talk about (1) why a lot of men don't know how to act around 'platonic' friends, (2) whether u ladies should dismiss these dudes out of your life entirely, and (3) how u as a man could actually break free of the shackles of the friend zone. Stay tuned! 🦁
Ass, Friends, and Life: Puppy smiling next to Mom
 @DrSmashlove
So my lil homegirl text me talmbout a certain species of man we have all come to love. She affectionately refers to this species of man as "'pretend to be okay with the friend zone while still secretly hoping they can smash' lookin ass dudes." I couldn't have said it better myself 😍. She continues: "I used to be a tease when I was younger but now I'm up front with how I feel about guys so I don't find myself being sexually assaulted by a one who mistakingly thought had a chance with me sexually. 'I like you as a friend but just to be clear this isn't going further.' 'I'm not having sex with you.' 'We can't have sex.' 'We're not together. I don't see you like that' etc etc. You're not getting out πŸ˜‚ but whatever have fun with your fantasy." And then a follow up message: "While we're on the topic though, and take your time answering this (as always) - what is your opinion on breaking ties with guys who claim to be okay with being friends but still want more? I feel like it's potentially dangerous to continue friendships with guys who are sexually attracted to me no matter how much I like having them as a friend. Many of them are actually a good time and I like going out with them but in no way shape or form do I desire any of their body parts inside of mine. Should I cut ties across the board in this situation or is it a case by case basis?" Baby girl this is a damn good question but this will have to be a two part exercise. In my next post I'll talk about (1) why a lot of men don't know how to act around 'platonic' friends, (2) whether u ladies should dismiss these dudes out of your life entirely, and (3) how u as a man could actually break free of the shackles of the friend zone. Stay tuned! 🦁

So my lil homegirl text me talmbout a certain species of man we have all come to love. She affectionately refers to this species of man as "...